00:00Shishwar ka Ashut baat ho ta hai
00:02Ishwar ka...
00:03Ishwar ka what?
00:04Model, model, model, model
00:06Oh, what the good acting
00:07Tuhagan ke sar ka taj ho ta hai
00:10Ek chutki
00:15Sindhuur
00:16Ah, or kya?
00:19Eh, hara aurat ka khrab ho ta hai
00:21Ek chutki sindhuur
00:23Eh, bolna
00:24Ek kutti sindhuur
00:26Har aurat ka khrab ho ta hai
00:36Eh, auntie, tere ko andre kis ne chodha re?
00:38Auntie kisko bora re, buddha?
00:39Auntie, teree
00:41Bye, okay
00:42Yeah, later, babes. Thanks, mom
00:45See ya, see ya
00:46Bandara, 20 saal pehle hote
00:48Toh, mehi karleti santi ka
00:51Backup to ho gaya, homie
00:52Ya, akhri baishtha
00:54Ayam, whatever
00:55Lekin, ime se koi bhi dure dure tak shanti jaisi nahi hai
00:58You know that, dude
00:59You will get me, homie
01:00Koi na, koii zaroor
01:01Melegi
01:02We have a lot of time, papu
01:03Kuchy dinos mein mukeshwaira vaapis aajayega
01:05Melegi, melegi, kaisa, how, where?
01:08Where?
01:08Kaha melegi, kab melegi?
01:10Kaisa melegi?
01:11Excuse me
01:11What?
01:13Om Kapoor yahan hai?
01:15No Om Kapoor yahan par nahi
01:17Jau na, pack up ho gaya, kalana audition ke liye
01:19Kal?
01:22Lekin moho watchman ne kaha ke auditions habhi tak chal rahe hai
01:24aur Om Kapoor andar hai
01:27Dekhiye, mein auditions ke liye especially bangalore se aayi houn
01:30Pliz muche ek chanse de dijeye
01:32By the way, I'm Sandy
01:34As in Sandhya
01:35I just love Okke
01:37Pata hai, mein Okke ki sab se badi fan houn
01:41Actually auditions to hi bahana hai Om Kapoor se milne ka
01:43Mujhe toh sirf umta
01:45Ah, vish, she's fallen
01:46Papu, lights on her, please
01:50What?
01:55Tere saath saath aisa kooi noor aaya hai
02:03Chand teeri roshni ka halka sa aik saaya hai
02:11Tere ni nazerou ne dhil ka kiya
02:15Jho hushar, aasar yeh hua
02:19Ab inn me hi dhub ke ho jau paar
02:24Yehi hai dua
02:29Aankhon mein teeri ajabusi ajabusi adai hai
02:35Oh, oh, oh, oh
02:38Aankhon mein teeri ajabusi ajabusi adai hai
02:43Dil ko bana de jho patang saanse
02:48Yeh teeri wo habai hai
03:04Muzikai
03:07Muzikai
03:12Altyazoo
03:12Malte
03:12Vah
03:12Pag Scort
03:12Olat
03:13Malte
03:20Lara
03:20Jiah
03:35Ayeté
03:53Good morning, everybody!
03:55Papa, what are you doing now?
03:56What are you doing now?
03:58It's 11 now.
03:59Papa H.P.R.S.O.T.R.I.
04:00Take one, and action!
04:02Oh, Mangalam Badwani bishu, Mangalam Badwani bishu, Mangalam Badwani bishu.
04:07Mangalam Badwani bishu, Mangalam Badwani bishu.
04:10One minute, Doctor, take me one more, and I can better it with her.
04:14Please give me a shot.
04:16Oh, Mangalam Badwani bishu, Mangalam Badwani bishu.
04:49Oh
04:50Oh
04:56A
04:56You can't
04:58I should have a
05:01She was a
05:02She was a
05:03She was a
05:04She was a
05:06She was a
05:07She was a
05:08She was a
05:08She was a
05:12She was a
05:15She was a
05:18She was a
05:25She was a
05:28She was a
05:30She was a
05:32She was a
05:33She was a
05:34She's so
05:35Stupid
05:38I know you're not an actress
05:40and you can't act, but if you can try it, we are all trying to do it here.
05:44You are laughing at me. You are incompetent.
05:47Don't get out of here.
05:51Give me a call, right?
05:57Om, we are all trying to do it.
06:00If you don't even know what it is, what is our plan?
06:03What plan?
06:04This plan will happen when Mukesh Meharai believes that he will be happy.
06:06He will be happy with the present.
06:07With the present, there will be no peace.
06:10In one moment, Mukesh Meharai will not know that he will be happy with the present.
06:13And then he is gone.
06:14He takes the next flight out.
06:15Everything is done.
06:16So Om will tell him.
06:17He will tell him what is all about us.
06:19Why is it necessary for us?
06:22Before becoming a peace, he will never understand.
06:24Om, don't understand.
06:28Om Shanti Om's story is my life.
06:32I don't want to tell you this before, Shanti.
06:37Om Shanti Om's story is my life.
06:38Because if you understand the truth of Om's story,
06:43you probably won't become peace.
06:46But if you also know what it is,
06:51you won't believe in this story.
06:53You won't believe in this story.
06:57I won't believe in Om.
07:25Hey, I'm...
07:27I'm sorry, Sandy.
07:29I really am.
07:31It's okay.
07:34It's okay.
07:35It's time now.
07:37And I will try to do well on this.
07:40And I won't let you down.
07:41I will try to do well on this.
08:31Thank you, Sandy.
08:34Mommy?
08:35This is a happy face.
08:43That's unbelievable.
08:45In such a long time, you have sad scripts.
08:49Everyone will be finalized.
08:50Oh, that's nothing.
08:52Me and I have also organized a mahurat.
08:54Oh, God, no.
08:56This mahurat, this puja, this prince,
09:00this prince, this is what happens now.
09:03It's so damn primitive.
09:05Well, I don't even believe that.
09:07That's why we have a mahurat in such a place
09:09where no one can think about it.
09:12Stay cool, Mikey.
09:14Yeah?
09:15Well, I like surprises.
09:17Oh, yeah, yes.
09:18You'll be surprised.
09:48What the hell is this again?
09:51From all the places, you only get a place.
09:54You know, this is the place.
09:55This is the place where there was smoke and the whole set went off.
09:59I know. I know everything.
10:02That's why this place is here.
10:03It's called the circle of life, Mikey.
10:07Where the stories are gone,
10:09they should start from that place.
10:11Right?
10:14You're a rock star, okay?
10:16Sir, what do you think?
10:17Om Shanti, Om.
10:18If we don't start, then how will it happen?
10:20Sir, you have the same place.
10:21Hey, Mikey, come on, come on.
10:24And this is the director of this film.
10:27What's your name?
10:28F Khan.
10:28Yes, my childhood friend, F Khan.
10:30F E.
10:32Yeah.
10:33I asked him once again.
10:34Hmm?
10:36I wasn't expecting this.
10:37Now, there will be a lot of things that you don't expect.
10:41Dudes, the producer.
10:43His friends call him Mikey.
10:44You can call him Mukesh Mehra.
10:48And now, dudes, let's talk about the babe.
10:51His film's heroine...
10:54What's her name?
10:55Dolly.
10:56My childhood friend, Dolly.
10:58Oh, here she comes.
11:02You'll look very good, Mikey.
11:04She's very sexy.
11:05I hope so.
11:14That's...
11:14That's Dolly?
11:15No, no.
11:16This is Dolly's mom.
11:21What's your name?
11:22Khamini.
11:22Khamini ji.
11:23Hi, hi.
11:24My childhood friend, hi.
11:25How are you?
11:26Nice to see you.
11:27Hello, producer ji.
11:28Baby was so excited that she didn't sleep at night.
11:32You know...
11:33When I saw the dark circles cut-up,
11:35then go and sleep.
11:36I don't compromise with my beauty slip.
11:39Oh, yeah.
11:39That's what you see.
11:40You look as precious as Daisy.
11:41Thank you, you cutie.
11:44Where is the baby?
11:46There's this baby.
11:47Oh, baby.
12:14Beautiful.
12:15Beautiful girl.
12:18Oh, no, no, no, no.
12:21She's so talented.
12:24Hello, Mami.
12:24Yes, Papu.
12:25I'm going to set them up.
12:27Is mom ready?
12:28Yes, mom is ready,
12:29but she's very overacting.
12:31She's our family problem.
12:3310-4.
12:35Hey, mom.
12:36Let's go.
12:38What's going on?
12:39I don't understand.
12:40I want to come to the character.
12:41Yes, mom, your character will come.
12:43Let's get ready.
12:44Let's go.
12:46Don't go inside.
12:46Don't go inside.
12:47Yes, don't go inside.
12:47I think it looks like Mikey.
12:50I think it looks like it.
12:55What's going on, Mikey?
12:57Why are you sitting here?
12:59Obviously, man.
13:01Did I tell you?
13:02Circle of life,
13:03whatever you want.
13:04I know.
13:05You know?
13:06That's cool, buddy.
13:06Let's go.
13:08You're not going inside!
13:19Don't go inside!
13:19Don't go inside!
13:22Why are you waiting for your attention?
13:26Get up.
13:27Mom, Mom, you're not going to be left.
13:29Who's going to be left?
13:31Who's going to be left?
13:33Great!
13:34Open!
13:38No, baby!
13:40The liner will be bad.
13:41This is a psycho mummy.
13:42Why is there a psycho?
13:44Is there anyone in there?
13:46Impossible.
13:51Here it is, Mikey.
13:53Yeah?
13:54Good, right?
13:59Whoa, that's...
14:13Here, Kesh.
14:15Hey, Raji.
14:16Mikey.
14:16Meet Shabar.
14:17Shabar, meet Mikey.
14:18This is our film villain.
14:19He's a dude like you, dude.
14:21Nice, mate.
14:22He's a dude like you, dude.
14:23Yeah, he's a dude.
14:25Coconut breaking time!
14:27Everybody, let's go!
14:28Coconut time!
14:30Yo, Pandi Ji!
14:31Yo!
14:33Lo!
14:33To be quiet.
14:35Om, Shanti, Shanti...
14:37Oh, for Shanti!
14:39But see, Mokesh,
14:40you can do it in one piece,
14:41otherwise,
14:42you get to know Shagun.
14:43Right?
14:44Of course!
14:45Go for it, Mokesh!
14:46You can do this!
14:48Oh, fish!
14:50Don't touch it!
14:50Don't touch it!
14:51No, Mikey,
14:52then dry it.
14:53Go on, go on.
14:54Give it!
14:56Oh, God!
14:57It is very bad luck!
14:58Yeah, very bad luck.
14:59Look, Mikey, I'll do this.
15:00No, I'll do it.
15:01Okay, one more time. Come on guys
15:08Don't worry Mikey. What is this man?
15:11Don't worry Mikey. I know you don't have a habit. Who is going to break in Hollywood?
15:18But we are here
15:20Before every job, we are going to break in peace.
15:24We can break all kind of nuts.
15:31Oh
15:35Ladies and gentlemen
15:37Babe, yo, a lot of speeches today
15:40Uh, it's mocha per some should should Hanjali dena chat. They have like a tribute
15:46Us was shucks goes actress. Go just kill a film actually like he gave
15:52Mujayakin
15:53What jahami?
15:55How are you sat?
15:58How many bakery
16:03Oh
16:03Right ladies and gentlemen
16:06Shanti Priya
16:07And now I will request Dolly from my childhood friend
16:17That Shraddhanjali ka dia jalaen
16:19And Shanti Priya se ashirwaad leen
16:21And when dia jalaengi
16:23I will go there
16:24Come on Dolly
16:30Come on
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