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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity to mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about
00:00:39luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know
00:00:54you're coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to
00:00:58see my
00:00:59my girl
00:01:11my coffee
00:01:12right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32i'm sorry no babe you'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad my bad
00:01:44come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:49let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone
00:02:10as hot as
00:02:11him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on
00:02:32campus
00:02:38so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what i literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:36he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22i don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:42right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty
00:04:49sure we've
00:04:49met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so
00:04:59you are here looking for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough
00:05:09that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i
00:05:13mean
00:05:13i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't
00:05:19even
00:05:19sleep with him at all he's not good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a
00:05:24spectrum please
00:05:25yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready
00:05:32i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:37ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's
00:05:44get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a
00:05:53different doctor no it's i like it it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab them your service you need
00:07:16to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:30to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated
00:07:37a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:50relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:14no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your break
00:08:44should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:16i'm so happy from you i'm so happy from you be luke and i'm so happy with him so is
00:09:24he like
00:09:24with his fingers or shut up everyone he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:34Don't worry, okay?
00:09:36Tonight's going to be amazing, okay, Soph?
00:09:40Come on, let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:09You're dating a nun.
00:10:10She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:12I'm calling it.
00:10:13Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:16I just can't prove it.
00:10:18You will soon.
00:10:21You're going to film her?
00:10:23Yo.
00:10:27Dude, you're sick.
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:31A little bit of this.
00:10:33And she's going to go feral.
00:10:38Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:51Hey.
00:10:52You need to pay.
00:10:56Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:57What the fuck?
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03K-K-K-Kaley Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:06I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:15The lady.
00:11:32Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46Hey.
00:11:47Don't be.
00:11:49You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:55Wait.
00:11:56What?
00:11:58I'm sorry.
00:11:58I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:00We're going to have to wait.
00:12:01I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:02I can't do this.
00:12:05You kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry.
00:12:08You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:10Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:23The hell you are.
00:12:25Not until I get something.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29No.
00:12:33Stop, Mike.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:35Mike.
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:48Dr. Miller.
00:12:49Hey, Sophie.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:51Hey, Stanley.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:55Hey, Sophie.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:00Did you take something?
00:13:01What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:02Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:07Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:08Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:11I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:13If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:14I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:17What?
00:13:17What's so funny?
00:13:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:20Since who?
00:13:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:26My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:30That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:34Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:36Wait.
00:13:37Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:44It was just a joke.
00:13:45Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50Hey.
00:13:52Hey, come on.
00:14:09She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:11Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:21What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:42How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:49just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:51doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:54Tell me this.
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:57if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar.
00:15:04All right?
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:08that he could take your virginity
00:15:10and record it.
00:15:16Wow.
00:15:18Wow.
00:15:19I'm an idiot.
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:29to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:36I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:40I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:44Sorry, Soph.
00:15:51Sophie, you want my virginity week?
00:16:01You can have it.
00:16:09Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:12Are you hard right now?
00:16:20We're mid-argument.
00:16:23That's so wrong.
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:26I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:30You're drunk.
00:16:31I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What?
00:16:32No, I can't go home.
00:16:34My roommate's there.
00:16:35I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:37She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:46We're here.
00:16:47Here?
00:16:48Where is here?
00:16:50My place.
00:16:51You can stay here for the night,
00:16:53wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone,
00:16:55if you're comfortable.
00:16:57I want to.
00:16:58I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:00I'm cool with that.
00:17:02But, but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:05Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:08Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:33You're in Dr. Miller's room,
00:17:34the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:49How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:51It's huge.
00:17:53I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:56Not all tight spaces.
00:17:58Is he a tease, or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:04You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:06Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:15I'm happy.
00:18:16I'm happy.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:23You'll be next time.
00:18:24Talk to Pablo.
00:18:24Bye.
00:18:24Bye.
00:18:28Bye.
00:18:30Bye.
00:18:34Bye.
00:18:37Bye.
00:18:38Bye.
00:18:39Bye.
00:18:40Bye.
00:18:41Bye.
00:18:44Bye.
00:18:49you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:56i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home
00:19:03all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil
00:19:10boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr villa no mrs do
00:19:18then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:25you're kind to people and you're beautiful
00:19:41who is that ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come
00:19:51on
00:19:54luke are you home
00:20:01lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:15don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:24are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:28she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of
00:20:34then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:40what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:53i could think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:20:58the ice cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have a restraining
00:21:05order against you your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know you love
00:21:12screwing me i have someone new in my life someone new who the is she i'm gonna give you three
00:21:25seconds to get out of my room and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna
00:21:30call
00:21:30the dean and i'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager you know how
00:21:35dangerous that is no you can't one two fine fine i'm leaving your loss
00:21:56oh my god blue
00:22:11holy shit
00:22:13you smell like booze i sobered up i swear what's with the ice cubes
00:22:20i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:29you won't move on from needling this
00:22:34you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:52my virginity
00:22:56yep still intact
00:23:00my life language mrs dill jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:08i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:14what would you have me do don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:23sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:33luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus that would want to
00:23:38go fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:58i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:02but but a lot of things hope me you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:09i'm graduating this year
00:24:12second
00:24:13i think you're a virgin
00:24:16you're a virgin
00:24:18ouch
00:24:19i'm asking you to change that
00:24:30you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:34you're asking luke to fuck you
00:24:39i don't make love
00:24:41i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:45i'm not that guy
00:24:51well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:53i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:58unless you're just not interested
00:25:00i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:08someone's jealous
00:25:11sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:14to have you make me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:30because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:35coffee
00:25:37you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:42so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:49ready
00:25:56what's that
00:25:58as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:05sorry so are you kidding me
00:26:15can i uh can i get a
00:26:17you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're
00:26:24still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked as asia by the way is
00:26:40passing up a hot
00:26:42virgin co-ed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's
00:26:49clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight
00:26:56pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:27:04hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:06no can you just order
00:27:22i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense luke's psycho x followed
00:27:31me
00:27:35what do you want i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:42i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend luke is not your boyfriend
00:27:49gina he made it clear that you two broke up oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing
00:27:55that i am pregnant with his child can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend
00:28:05a slut pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich
00:28:14would settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:25sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would
00:28:31never
00:28:32what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken to
00:28:37this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police no i would
00:28:45never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:29:17um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:25we can't let you leave without a medical clearance never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no
00:29:31trouble at all your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:39it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it let me go i don't want to
00:29:47press charges just a
00:29:59moment
00:29:59oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:10breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for you gina i get it
00:30:15but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:23officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:29i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't you you are just being taken advantage of she's
00:30:37nothing a cheap broke campus whore you're better than this luke officer take her away
00:30:49let's go let's go you bitch don't deserve him let's go i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt
00:31:00even if someone paid you too thanks ev sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:07take the day
00:31:17someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac
00:31:30you came just to save me of course i did
00:31:40i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so i
00:31:45didn't
00:31:46stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:51i don't know if i'd buy that luke so i rushed out of surgery for you i know she's capable
00:31:56of doing
00:31:56crazy things i don't think she's as crazy as you think i mean she had some pretty good points about
00:32:02you what do you mean i mean you reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you
00:32:11leave a patient for me what do you see in me or am i just entertainment to you entertainment sophie
00:32:21if you were just entertainment i wouldn't get involved in your life you're just young
00:32:31i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable just because you're this
00:32:36big hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:46what do you want
00:32:54you take me seriously
00:32:58and get in the car what to where spend thanksgiving with me and my family what unless you have
00:33:07something else planned for the break
00:33:33i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala we're doing both my
00:33:38mother
00:33:39she hosts our clinic's charity gala here the vacation home your vacation home as in you have multiple wow
00:33:48mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:33:57and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:03what the hell look i didn't say because i don't see stress out the truth is yes
00:34:09so my family's rich but we're not here to impress them we're here to show them that you're a part
00:34:14of my life and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:31is this the waitress that you've brought me lucas
00:34:36why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:43i'm not hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:53mother this is sophie my girlfriend
00:34:58girlfriend no way wait focus sophie manners nice to meet you miss muller
00:35:11what happened to the pretty one gina the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up
00:35:18with ouch
00:35:22mother again i just said this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala if i have to remind
00:35:28you
00:35:28to an importance in my life again i'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly unless you
00:35:33want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with no you
00:35:38ungrateful child
00:35:42if you'll excuse us we need to get ready oh before we go which room do you keep to ditches
00:35:47dior and
00:35:47versace she needs some options for tonight fourth floor third door honor thank you mother good to see
00:36:03that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:13your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:27is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath yeah that's why i don't really get along with the
00:36:35family but the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so i come back every year you
00:36:43care a
00:36:43lot about your patients it's sweet i do plus the other perk is i could spend a ton of money
00:36:49on you
00:36:51what does that mean
00:37:02luke you did not
00:37:09which one of them speaks to you i mean i want all of them that's done i haven't even picked
00:37:14one out
00:37:15you said you want all of them they're yours
00:37:2580s i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:29well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:33why do you like me i'm just a college student and you're you dr trust fund baby
00:37:42your culture your parents host charity events you have a butler that does your laundry i do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin operated machine that i share with like a hundred other students it's not too late to not
00:37:53associate with me
00:38:08of course it's too late now we're already falling for you
00:38:14then why don't you go all the way with me
00:38:21because i want it to be right i don't want you to look back on this and think of me
00:38:25as the old
00:38:25guy who took advantage of you but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now really
00:39:13i'm just giving you what you want luke
00:39:20you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:31just making sure you know what you're missing out on can you zip me up please
00:39:42you know i'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:53whatever you say doc
00:40:01that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend the gala is tonight and luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his
00:40:12arm not strutting the campus mattress luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:21uh-uh don't worry mom i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to
00:40:27realize
00:40:27that he's made a mistake mm-hmm that's my girl
00:40:34sophie love you've been in there for two hours i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful
00:40:38person at the gala tonight
00:40:53holy
00:40:54holy
00:41:02it's not about being pretty i just i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:08i've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:11wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses
00:41:17you're so refreshing you ready
00:41:39wow
00:41:39wow she's an upgrade of virginia
00:41:41yeah you never said your brother's chip was so pretty why would you want to break them up
00:41:47shut up there was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain if my brother
00:41:51raises nobody instead of gina
00:42:00i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:42:03this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:07myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale are very excited to meet and talk to all of you cheers
00:42:17girlfriend not for long
00:42:32good evening everyone thank you so much for being here at our wonderful sharing auction our first item
00:42:46an all-expense-paid trip to bora bora with its amazing iconic volcanic views starting big
00:42:56five thousand five thousand now six do i get a six bora bora after finals is pretty good
00:43:03can i get you know you need to come quick my wife's having allergic reaction
00:43:08you'll be okay go
00:43:10let's go
00:43:19what is it my throat
00:43:22over here now
00:43:24breathe
00:43:30so number twelve seven thousand dollars all expense paid trip to bora bora give him a round
00:43:35of applause congratulations hey actually we have one more item up for grabs miss tisdale a gorgeous
00:43:43student has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man now according to miss tisdale
00:43:50she has a great personality and an even better mouth what a hussy auctioning a blowjob
00:43:58i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient
00:44:04i knew that you were too classless for this family poor lukey he hasn't fooled trailer trash skank
00:44:14who let her kind in here i i wouldn't do that i would never
00:44:17i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale
00:44:21hmm really sophie no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:24all right five hundred all right five hundred for the poor girl
00:44:32she's got student loans whatever that means
00:44:36for sake
00:44:44i don't see anything wrong here no my my throat it it hurts
00:44:49i recognize you you're one of my sister's shithead friends what the hell is going on here
00:44:52hey my sister's doing you a favor bro patrick get out of my way why lower your standards we're
00:44:59millionaires she might be a good but that's how else she'll ever be man
00:45:08you can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:12motherfucker
00:45:14four fifty four hundred
00:45:20oh all right i mean look i know sophie is just being modest poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:27outside the bedroom well i'll help the young lady then maybe we could have some late night study
00:45:35sessions huh sold for four hundred dollars wow sophie looks like people really aren't in the market for used
00:45:54goods
00:45:54use goods that's rude serena after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:45:59lukey watch your mouth right now
00:46:03what was that you're saying about class latisha darling
00:46:13you idiot get off the stage we're leaving mom he's embarrassing me you're humiliating me in front
00:46:20of my friends you i see no need my dear our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen
00:46:27with the likes
00:46:27of you after all of this no but but no no young man that information you gave is illegal you're
00:46:41a doctor
00:46:42greg i was waiting to get to you you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:46aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie how's she recovering from her
00:46:49boobs out no no no no no no no no no no no stephanie the middle line
00:47:06i'm gonna sue you for everything you've got you can't you see yes my family might own the clinic that
00:47:13you all go to but i'd practice on the university so you can't touch me so unless you all want
00:47:19me
00:47:19to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:21I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:23and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:27Let's go.
00:47:28Get to writing.
00:47:30Let's go.
00:47:31Everybody out.
00:47:39Where these assholes go?
00:47:41You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:43I would have been okay.
00:47:44I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:46No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:48Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:50than we have in the last 10 years.
00:47:52Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:55You all right?
00:48:09What are you looking for?
00:48:11I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:14I figure how the night went,
00:48:16I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:20Right.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:23Make me...
00:48:26an appletini.
00:48:28What?
00:48:29Seriously?
00:48:31All right, so...
00:48:33vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:48:36Can we just do something easier?
00:48:38You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:43I...
00:48:48Can you open that?
00:48:54All right.
00:48:56Let's just...
00:48:57make it simple.
00:48:58Bye, Chats.
00:49:01I've...
00:49:02never done that before.
00:49:04Seriously?
00:49:05What do you mean?
00:49:06You're like so old.
00:49:07I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:09I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:13He just said you're hot. Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:17Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:28Holy shit.
00:49:50All right, I got the hang of that.
00:49:52Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:54Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:49:56New rule. You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:59Is that so?
00:50:02Then...
00:50:03where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:13Shame, shame. You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:18Blame, blame. Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:22How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:25Think you could get away with it.
00:50:27Be careful what you get.
00:50:28Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:40I'm sorry, was that...?
00:50:42You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:45Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:53Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:56Wait, what?
00:50:57Sophie, I went too far. I'm...
00:50:58I'm sorry, I'm...
00:51:00Fuck.
00:51:01Luke, no, no, no, I...
00:51:02I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:04I wanna do this with you.
00:51:06Lose my virginity.
00:51:09Sophie...
00:51:10Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:51:15Wait, I'm trying, but...
00:51:17I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:20I don't wanna be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:23I'm terrified of that.
00:51:25It's this that hurts me. What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:28What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:31Being together?
00:51:32Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:36I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:38My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:41I mean...
00:51:42Of course I wanna be with you.
00:51:44But am I right for you?
00:51:46And you really wanna take on this baggage?
00:51:49I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:51:58Sophie, where you going?
00:51:59I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:02I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:04You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:11Don't follow me.
00:52:18Dammit.
00:52:24Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:42What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:44You've rejected me twice.
00:52:49Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:51Nope.
00:52:53Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:55So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:58All to myself.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03You heard me.
00:53:05Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:10You're into this?
00:53:12Like, he might want to hook up?
00:53:14Hell yeah I would.
00:53:16Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:18Wow.
00:53:19I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:21Maybe he leaves the problem.
00:53:22I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:27Pause.
00:53:29What did you just say?
00:53:33I'm a virgin?
00:53:35Oh no.
00:53:36She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:38Aw, cute.
00:53:40Excuse me?
00:53:41Too much work.
00:53:43You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:44You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:48Sweetie?
00:53:49I'm a senior.
00:53:50That's even sadder.
00:53:54You're just into me.
00:53:55Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:58You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:00But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:01You know?
00:54:03You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:07And...
00:54:08Sorry.
00:54:10What?
00:54:12I'm glad.
00:54:19I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me.
00:54:28He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:33Oh, and Luke.
00:54:34Of course, Luke on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess he was
00:54:39just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:44You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:53Oh, look at me.
00:54:54I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck.
00:54:58And I just love to lead girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:04Say something, asshole.
00:55:07Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:09So you can what?
00:55:10Not have sex?
00:55:11Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:12I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead
00:55:16me on.
00:55:17Guys? What guys?
00:55:19Did someone do something to you?
00:55:20Of course not.
00:55:21They said I was too messy.
00:55:24Too messy and too much.
00:55:26And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:29Sophie.
00:55:30You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:34I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:36I'm coming to get you.
00:55:37Keep the phone on you.
00:55:38Alright?
00:55:49Sophie.
00:55:50Sophie.
00:55:50Hey, wake up.
00:55:57I got you.
00:55:57I got you.
00:55:58Come on, man.
00:55:59I got you.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:12Is she?
00:56:18She's fine.
00:56:20She's...
00:56:21Bottled water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:23I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:28Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:48Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:52You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:56You feel like shit.
00:56:58You look like shit.
00:57:00But like, a million bucks.
00:57:02So is this a gift from Luke or...?
00:57:05Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:11He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:14But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:16Ev, I don't wanna hear it.
00:57:19I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:22I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:25So I've decided...
00:57:28I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:31Huh?
00:57:31Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:34People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby.
00:57:38Unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:44I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:51No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:53You're not gonna help me look sexy? Why not?
00:57:55Sophie, you are sexy.
00:57:56I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:59Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:00I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:03I'm giving off...
00:58:04Don't fuck.
00:58:05Snooze fest.
00:58:06Boring.
00:58:07Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right
00:58:12guy.
00:58:12The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:18Warm me up.
00:58:20It's kind of magic.
00:58:23We never talk.
00:58:34It's good.
00:58:35Perfect.
00:58:40I'm leaving.
00:58:41I'm leaving.
00:58:42It's good.
00:58:44Here it is.
00:58:45It's good.
00:58:46I'm leaving.
00:58:46I'm having a friend.
00:58:47I'm leaving.
00:58:47I'm leaving.
00:58:48I'm leaving.
00:58:57Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:59There's no way.
00:59:01That girl's off.
00:59:02It is.
00:59:04That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:06Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:08Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:10Good. I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:12I mean more.
00:59:13Hmm.
00:59:19Oh, there he is.
00:59:20Are you going to say something?
00:59:25Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:26No, I'm just going to make him regret everything.
00:59:36Thanks, babe.
00:59:37You mean it's all beautiful?
00:59:46And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:48A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:52I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:53What the hell's going on here?
00:59:55Stop interrupting, grandpa.
00:59:57The fuck did you just say?
00:59:58One latte.
00:59:59Coming right up.
01:00:02And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:04Sophie, what is this?
01:00:06You're dressed different, you're acting different.
01:00:07I don't get it.
01:00:10Whoops.
01:00:10Let me get that for you.
01:00:18So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:19The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:22Sophie, I don't...
01:00:23Is this like a punishment?
01:00:24I mean, if it is, I get it, but throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:27That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:30I gave you a chance.
01:00:31And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:36Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:39They don't land fair.
01:00:40You should come.
01:00:42She's got plans.
01:00:44Actually, I don't.
01:00:46My first frat party invite?
01:00:48Wow.
01:00:49This whole Hawkgirl act is actually working.
01:00:51You should bring your homegirl.
01:00:53God's going to love you.
01:00:54I will.
01:00:55See you tonight.
01:00:58You're not going to bed.
01:00:59Newsflash.
01:01:00You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:01You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:03That's not true.
01:01:04Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:06My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:13Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:15If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:21What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:24Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:27Yeah.
01:01:27I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:29Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:32I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:37Everly, not funny.
01:01:39Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:45If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:47How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:51with?
01:01:52Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:58We have push-up bra.
01:01:59Pink.
01:02:00Red.
01:02:14Get in.
01:02:15Get Sophie safe.
01:02:16Get out.
01:02:17Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:21Sick costume, bro.
01:02:24Right.
01:02:27God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:32Sorry.
01:02:33Rules.
01:02:43Idiot.
01:02:47I have to get to her.
01:02:48Where is she?
01:02:51Stop being shy.
01:02:53You look hot.
01:02:56See?
01:02:59Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:01Why?
01:03:05Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:16I'm good anywhere.
01:03:18I don't pay a fee, VIP with the bosses.
01:03:21I gotta have her.
01:03:22I have to get to her.
01:03:23Where is it?
01:03:34I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:36He opened it immediately.
01:03:38He's so whipped.
01:03:40Welcome to the party.
01:03:45I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:47He opened it immediately.
01:03:49He's so whipped.
01:03:51Welcome to the party.
01:03:56Dude, I have his ass.
01:04:01Hell yeah.
01:04:03What?
01:04:14It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:17Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:04:20Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:04:27Oh, yeah.
01:04:30Oh, yeah.
01:04:32Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:38Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:43Yeah.
01:04:45Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:02That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie.
01:05:08Let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:10I'm coming.
01:05:11My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What?
01:05:15No.
01:05:16Don't let me know here.
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me.
01:05:33He seems experienced.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:48Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:52Roll the roll.
01:05:53As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09You can't talk like adults.
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this.
01:06:18It's going to fuck you right here.
01:06:39How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:42How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:47How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:03How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:13What?
01:07:15Time's up.
01:07:17What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:23Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:44So, how was it?
01:07:47Luke's a little too shy for me. I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:53Sophie.
01:07:58Me?
01:08:04Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:06You had your chance, Luke. Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:20I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23So, I'm gonna embarrass myself. So, I'm warning you...
01:08:28You can relax. I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32But, all the rumors. Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:38Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:41I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:43I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:48I'm so screwed.
01:08:50Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:54They're gonna kill me.
01:08:55No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:57No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:59Wait!
01:09:01I'll help you.
01:09:03How?
01:09:10It's awful quiet in there, Noah. Come on, virgin.
01:09:16Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:19We don't have time. Just come here.
01:09:23You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:25Really? You don't care?
01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:39I owe you.
01:09:42Noah! Are you in there?
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:49It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:54Alright, that's enough.
01:09:58Sophie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:02Okay, ready? It's working.
01:10:05Oh, you really wanna piss him off.
01:10:07He deserves it.
01:10:33What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:35The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:38Well...
01:10:40First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:50Liar.
01:10:51You don't know that.
01:10:56You know you belong to me.
01:10:58Prove it.
01:11:08It's working.
01:11:11I don't know that.
01:11:22I'll go to the house.
01:11:23I'm not going to ruin the night.
01:11:24I'm not going to ruin it.
01:11:27I got the car.
01:11:28Yeah, I want to go.
01:11:28I'm going down with you, I ain't like it
01:11:30I told you no, I'm going down with you
01:11:32I need this often
01:11:36I don't want to
01:11:39Me too
01:11:55What?
01:11:56Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:58No, no, I'm not changing my mind
01:12:01I'm just kicking myself
01:12:04I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:07You fucking idiot
01:12:10You are
01:12:33You better take that
01:12:34Someone better be dying
01:12:37What's it code blue
01:12:39They are
01:12:43I'm sorry Sophie, I have to go
01:12:48I've been burned too many times
01:12:50Are we ever going to do this look?
01:12:56Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat
01:12:59I promise we're going to do this
01:13:00We are
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house
01:13:06You deserve better than that
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You're doing a passport, right?
01:13:17So sexy underwear?
01:13:19Check
01:13:19A jacket?
01:13:22Check
01:13:22A bikini
01:13:23Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25He didn't tell me
01:13:29Crap, he's here
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this
01:13:33Oh my god
01:13:39No way
01:13:41This man's insane
01:13:42He's actually psycho
01:13:45On the other hand
01:13:46Crazy makes for good sex
01:13:48Good luck soldier
01:13:53Don't you have like
01:13:54Any advice for me?
01:13:55He's hot
01:13:56Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:13:59It's finally happening
01:14:25You look incredible
01:14:26You said airport fit
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:37This is so psychotic
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International
01:14:59Look, if you don't give me back my sight
01:15:04In the next five seconds
01:15:05I'm going to lose my mind
01:15:06I'm sorry
01:15:07I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hit
01:15:22Go look at the view
01:15:23You'll know where we are
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:35Paris?
01:15:36Paris?
01:15:43I'm sorry
01:15:43Whoa, whoa, whoa
01:15:45I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:47And then a reservation at a five-star restaurant
01:15:50Luke
01:15:57You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:06Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:55Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:06Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours.
01:17:11Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:17Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:28Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30I'm sorry?
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:46I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I...
01:17:48I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:54Like, 1.6 in 100?
01:17:57You'd probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:07I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:18There are...
01:18:28She's available now.
01:18:29Where's thinking I am.
01:18:29So, she does not know what she...
01:18:29I look.
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