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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity to mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about
00:00:39luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know
00:00:54you're coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to
00:00:58see my
00:00:59my girl
00:01:11my coffee
00:01:12right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32i'm sorry no babe you'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad my bad
00:01:44come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:49let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone
00:02:10as hot as
00:02:11him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on
00:02:32campus
00:02:38so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what i literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:36he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22i don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:42right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty
00:04:49sure we've
00:04:49met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so
00:04:59you are here looking for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough
00:05:09that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i
00:05:13mean
00:05:13i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't
00:05:19even
00:05:19sleep with him at all he's not good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a
00:05:24spectrum please
00:05:25yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready
00:05:32i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:37ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's
00:05:44get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a
00:05:53different doctor no it's i like it it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab them your service you need
00:07:16to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:30to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated
00:07:37a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:50relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:14no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your break
00:08:44should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:13book are you serious you got a finger by the doctor who buys coffee from you the luke sophie you're
00:09:21a freak
00:09:23so is he like with his fingers or shut up everybody
00:09:28shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:34Don't worry, okay?
00:09:36Tonight's going to be amazing, okay, Soph?
00:09:40Come on, let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:09You're dating a nun.
00:10:10She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:12I'm calling it.
00:10:13Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:16I just can't prove it.
00:10:18You will soon.
00:10:21You're going to film her?
00:10:23Yo.
00:10:27Dude, you're sick.
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:31A little bit of this.
00:10:33And she's going to go feral.
00:10:38Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:51Hey.
00:10:52You need to pay.
00:10:56Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:57What the fuck?
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03K-K-K-Kaley Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:06I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:15The lady.
00:11:32Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46Hey.
00:11:47Don't be.
00:11:49You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:55Wait.
00:11:56What?
00:11:58I'm sorry.
00:11:58I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:00We're going to have to wait.
00:12:01I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:02I can't do this.
00:12:05You kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry.
00:12:08You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:10Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:23The hell you are.
00:12:25Not until I get something.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29No.
00:12:33Stop, Mike.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:35Mike.
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:48Dr. Miller.
00:12:49Hey, Sophie.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:51Hey, Stanley.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:55Hey, Sophie.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:00Did you take something?
00:13:01What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:02Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:07Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:08Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:11I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:13If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:14I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:17What?
00:13:17What's so funny?
00:13:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:20Since who?
00:13:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:26My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:30That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:34Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:36Wait.
00:13:37Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:44It was just a joke.
00:13:45Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50Hey.
00:13:52Hey, come on.
00:14:09She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:11Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:21What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:42How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:49just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:51doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:54Tell me this.
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:57if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar.
00:15:04All right?
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:08that he could take your virginity
00:15:10and record it.
00:15:16Wow.
00:15:18Wow.
00:15:19I'm an idiot.
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:29to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:36I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:40I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:44Sorry, Soph.
00:15:51Sophie, you want my virginity week?
00:16:01You can have it.
00:16:09Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:12Are you hard right now?
00:16:20We're mid-argument.
00:16:23That's so wrong.
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:26I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:30You're drunk.
00:16:31I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What?
00:16:32No, I can't go home.
00:16:34My roommate's there.
00:16:35I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:37She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:46We're here.
00:16:47Here?
00:16:48Where is here?
00:16:50My place.
00:16:51You can stay here for the night,
00:16:53wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone,
00:16:55if you're comfortable.
00:16:57I want to.
00:16:58I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:00I'm cool with that.
00:17:02But, but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:05Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:08Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:33You're in Dr. Miller's room,
00:17:34the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:49How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:51It's huge.
00:17:53I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:56Not all tight spaces.
00:17:58Is he a tease, or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:04You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:06Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:15I'm happy.
00:18:32I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:33I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:33I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:33I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:34I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:34I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:35I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:35I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:36I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:37I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:41I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:44I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:49You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:51You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:56I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:00You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:04Wait.
00:19:05You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:10and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:14No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:18And why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:21You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:25You're kind to people.
00:19:28And you're beautiful.
00:19:41Who is that?
00:19:43Oh, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:46Um, you have to hide right now, all right?
00:19:51Come on.
00:19:54Luke?
00:19:55Are you home?
00:20:00Lukey?
00:20:01Come out, come out.
00:20:04Stop playing.
00:20:05I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:08I know you're not on call.
00:20:15Don't say a word.
00:20:16There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:24Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:26What the hell?
00:20:28She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:30We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:33She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:34Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:44I'm sleeping.
00:20:46Why don't I join you?
00:20:53I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:55Like what, baby?
00:20:57Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:00Ice cubes?
00:21:01What ice cubes?
00:21:02Like call the cops.
00:21:04Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:06Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:08Come on, Lukey.
00:21:10You know you love screwing me.
00:21:17I have someone new in my life.
00:21:21Someone new?
00:21:22Who the fuck is she?
00:21:25I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:28And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:29Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:31And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:35Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:36No, you can't.
00:21:37One.
00:21:40Two.
00:21:41Fine.
00:21:42Fine.
00:21:43I'm leaving.
00:21:46Your loss.
00:21:56Oh, my God, Lu.
00:22:11Holy shit.
00:22:13I smell like booze.
00:22:15I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:18What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:23I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:29You won't move on from needling gifts.
00:22:34You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:52My virginity?
00:22:56Yep.
00:22:57Still intact.
00:23:00Fuck my life.
00:23:02Language, Mrs. Dill.
00:23:04Jesus.
00:23:05Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:08I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:11Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:14What would you have me do?
00:23:16Don't say it.
00:23:16Don't say it.
00:23:17You could join me.
00:23:23Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:33Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:36There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:58I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:01But?
00:24:03But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:05You're my patient for a moment.
00:24:07In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:09I'm graduating this year.
00:24:12Second?
00:24:15You're a virgin.
00:24:18Ouch.
00:24:19I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:30You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:34But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:39I don't make love.
00:24:41I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:24:45I'm not that guy.
00:24:51Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:53I'm a big girl.
00:24:54I can handle myself.
00:24:58Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:00I saw how hot your ex is, and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:08Someone's jealous.
00:25:11Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:13To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:30Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform, when you bend over and make me my cup of
00:25:35coffee.
00:25:37You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:42So do it.
00:25:43I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:50Ready?
00:25:56What's that?
00:25:58As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:05Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:08Are you kidding me?
00:26:16Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:18You're killing me.
00:26:19So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:24A virgin?
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:26I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:34Can you wait?
00:26:35Oh my god.
00:26:36Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his age, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:43co-ed like you.
00:26:44He respects you, dummy.
00:26:46Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:48I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:52All the things I'm not.
00:26:53You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:57A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:59And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:01Watch.
00:27:04Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:06No, can you just order?
00:27:22I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:25But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:30Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:35What do you want?
00:27:37I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:42I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:47Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:49He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:51Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:58Can you believe it?
00:28:01Sophie's evil.
00:28:02First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:05A slut.
00:28:07He's pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:09Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:19Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:20Of course he was never yours.
00:28:25Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:28You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:30I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:31I would never.
00:28:32What's going on?
00:28:33Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:36No, I didn't.
00:28:36I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:38Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:41Sophie?
00:28:43I'm calling the police.
00:28:45No, I would never do this.
00:28:46Please.
00:28:46She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:49We need a medic, too.
00:28:50I'm a doctor.
00:28:56I'm a doctor.
00:29:18Um, no, no, no, no.
00:29:19I'm, I'm fine.
00:29:21I'll just be going.
00:29:25We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:28Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:31Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:36Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:39It was for a friend.
00:29:41You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:45I don't want to press charges.
00:29:48Just a moment.
00:29:59Oh, my God.
00:30:01You're crazy.
00:30:02You're actually crazy.
00:30:04Luke, please.
00:30:05I can explain.
00:30:07She's not right for you.
00:30:10Breaking into my house.
00:30:11Stealing my pager.
00:30:13That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:14I get it.
00:30:15But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:22Officer?
00:30:23I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:26She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:29I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:31Stop.
00:30:31Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:34You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:37She's nothing.
00:30:38A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:41You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:44Officer, take her away.
00:30:49Let's go.
00:30:51You bitch!
00:30:52You don't deserve him.
00:30:54Let's go.
00:30:56I knew she was psycho.
00:30:59You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:02Thanks, Ev.
00:31:03Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:07Take the day.
00:31:17Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:19Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:30You came just to save me?
00:31:32Of course I did.
00:31:40I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:31:44so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:51I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:53Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:55I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:57I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:00I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:04What do you mean?
00:32:06I mean, you reject all of my advances,
00:32:10and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:14What do you see in me?
00:32:16Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:20Entertainment?
00:32:20Sophie, if you were just to entertain me,
00:32:22I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:25You're just young.
00:32:31I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:33unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:34Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN
00:32:38doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:46What do you want?
00:32:51You.
00:32:54Take me seriously.
00:32:58Get in the car.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01To where?
00:33:03Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:05What?
00:33:06Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:33I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:36We're doing both.
00:33:38My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala.
00:33:40You're the vacation home.
00:33:43Your vacation home?
00:33:44As in you have multiple?
00:33:47Wow.
00:33:49Mr. Miller,
00:33:50it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:57And you have a butler
00:33:58at your vacation mansion?
00:33:59Luke, you're not just rich.
00:34:01You're like old money.
00:34:03What the hell?
00:34:05Look, I didn't say it because I don't see stress out.
00:34:07The truth is, yes.
00:34:09So my family's rich.
00:34:11But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:13We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:15And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:31Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:36Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:43I'm not.
00:34:44Hang on.
00:34:45What even am I to Luke?
00:34:52Mother?
00:34:54This is Sophie,
00:34:55my girlfriend.
00:34:58Girlfriend?
00:34:59No way.
00:35:00Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:02Manners.
00:35:03Nice to meet you,
00:35:05Miss Miller.
00:35:08Great friend?
00:35:11What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:13Gina?
00:35:15The Dean's daughter,
00:35:16the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:19Ouch.
00:35:22Mother, again,
00:35:23as I just said,
00:35:24this is my girlfriend
00:35:26and my date to the gala.
00:35:27If I have to remind you
00:35:28to an importance in my life again,
00:35:30I'm going to make sure
00:35:31this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:32Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:34to know which one of their husbands
00:35:34you're sleeping with.
00:35:35No!
00:35:35Mom, you ungrateful child.
00:35:42If you'll excuse us,
00:35:43we need to get ready.
00:35:44Oh, before we go,
00:35:46which room do you keep to ditches
00:35:47Dior and Versace?
00:35:48She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:51Fourth floor,
00:35:52third door on your floor.
00:35:55Thank you, Mother.
00:35:56It's good to see you.
00:36:03That was the hottest thing
00:36:04anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:13Your brother has lost it.
00:36:16Get down here and handle
00:36:17this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:27Is your mom always so...
00:36:29Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:34That's why I don't really
00:36:35get along with the family.
00:36:37But the charity gala
00:36:39raises a lot of money
00:36:40for my patients,
00:36:41so I come back every year.
00:36:42You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:44It's sweet.
00:36:45I do.
00:36:47Plus, the other perk is
00:36:48I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:51What does that mean?
00:37:02Luke, you did not.
00:37:09Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:11I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:12That's done.
00:37:13I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:16You said you want all of them.
00:37:18They're yours.
00:37:2480s.
00:37:25I can't accept this.
00:37:26This is like my whole
00:37:27college tuition in this room.
00:37:29Well, I didn't offer you
00:37:29a quarter million dollars
00:37:30in dresses that pissed you off.
00:37:33Why do you like me?
00:37:35I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're...
00:37:39you.
00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:42You're cultured.
00:37:43Your parents host charity events.
00:37:46You have a butler
00:37:46that does your laundry.
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin-operated machine
00:37:49that I share with, like,
00:37:51a hundred other students.
00:37:52It's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me.
00:38:09Of course, it's too late.
00:38:10I'm already falling for you.
00:38:14Then why don't you go
00:38:15all the way with me?
00:38:20Because
00:38:21I want it to be right.
00:38:23I don't want you to look back
00:38:24on this and think of me
00:38:25as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of you.
00:38:29But take it slow.
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing
00:38:39I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off
00:38:40right now.
00:38:41Really?
00:38:48Really.
00:39:11Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you
00:39:14what you want, Luke.
00:39:18Are you teasing me,
00:39:20Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one
00:39:21that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:31Just making sure
00:39:32you know what
00:39:33you're missing out on.
00:39:34Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:42You know,
00:39:43I'm going to get you
00:39:44back for this.
00:39:53Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:01That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:04He dumped my best friend?
00:40:07The gala is tonight
00:40:08and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:10the dean's daughter
00:40:12on his arm,
00:40:13not strutting
00:40:14the campus mattress.
00:40:17Luke's an idiot
00:40:18for dumping
00:40:18an heiress
00:40:19for a barista.
00:40:22Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:24I'll pry that little
00:40:24gold digger off his arm
00:40:25just long enough
00:40:26for him to realize
00:40:27that he's made a mistake.
00:40:28Mm-hmm.
00:40:30That's my girl.
00:40:34Sophie, love,
00:40:35you've been in there
00:40:35for two hours.
00:40:36I promise you,
00:40:37you're going to be
00:40:38the most beautiful person
00:40:39at the gala tonight.
00:40:54Holy shit.
00:41:02It's not about being pretty.
00:41:03I just...
00:41:05I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:06in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:08I've never even been
00:41:09to a charity auction.
00:41:11Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:12if we just met up
00:41:12at, like,
00:41:13a bowling alley
00:41:14and donated the party expenses?
00:41:18You're so refreshing.
00:41:21You ready?
00:41:29I don't know if I can't
00:41:39Wow.
00:41:40She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:42You never said
00:41:43your brother's chip
00:41:44was so pretty.
00:41:45Why would you want
00:41:46to break them up?
00:41:47Shut up.
00:41:48There was a two and a half
00:41:49billion dollar inheritance
00:41:50down the drain.
00:41:50If my brother
00:41:51raises a snow bunny
00:41:52instead of Gina.
00:42:00I'd like to thank you all
00:42:01for coming to the
00:42:01Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:03This is a great opportunity
00:42:04for us to raise money
00:42:05for the family clinic.
00:42:07Myself and my girlfriend,
00:42:08Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:09are very excited
00:42:10to meet and talk
00:42:11to all of you.
00:42:12Cheers.
00:42:17Girlfriend?
00:42:18Not for long.
00:42:32Good evening, everyone.
00:42:35Thank you so much
00:42:36for being here
00:42:37at our wonderful
00:42:38Charity auction.
00:42:41Our first item.
00:42:46An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:48to Bora Bora
00:42:49with its amazing,
00:42:52iconic volcanic views.
00:42:54Starting big!
00:42:565,000.
00:42:585,000.
00:42:59Now six.
00:43:00Do I get a six?
00:43:01Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:02That's pretty good.
00:43:04Can I get...
00:43:05You need to come quick.
00:43:07My wife's having
00:43:07allergic reaction.
00:43:09You gonna be okay?
00:43:10Go.
00:43:10Let's go.
00:43:19What is it?
00:43:20My throat.
00:43:22Oh, you're not?
00:43:24Breathe.
00:43:30Sold!
00:43:31Number 12.
00:43:32$7,000.
00:43:33All-expense-paid trip
00:43:34to Bora Bora.
00:43:35Give him a round of applause.
00:43:36Congratulations.
00:43:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:38Actually, we have
00:43:39one more item up for grabs.
00:43:41Miss Tisdale,
00:43:42a gorgeous student,
00:43:43has graciously offered herself
00:43:45up for a date
00:43:46with a lucky man.
00:43:49Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:50she has a great personality
00:43:52and an even better mouth.
00:43:54What a hussy.
00:43:56Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:58I hope Dr. Miller
00:43:59knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:02I mean, the poor guy's
00:44:03tending to a patient.
00:44:04I knew that you were
00:44:05too classless
00:44:06for this family.
00:44:08Poor Lukey.
00:44:10She hasn't fooled.
00:44:11Trailer trash skank.
00:44:13Who let her kind in here?
00:44:15I wouldn't do that.
00:44:17I would never.
00:44:17I have a thousand
00:44:19for a night
00:44:19with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:21Hmm.
00:44:22Really, Sophie?
00:44:23No one wants you
00:44:23for a thousand?
00:44:25Whew.
00:44:26All right.
00:44:27Five hundred?
00:44:29All right.
00:44:29Five hundred
00:44:30for the poor girl.
00:44:32She's got student loans.
00:44:34Whatever that means.
00:44:36For sake.
00:44:40Greed?
00:44:44I don't see anything
00:44:46wrong here.
00:44:46No, my throat,
00:44:47it hurts.
00:44:48What the hell is going on here?
00:44:49I recognize you.
00:44:50You're one of my sister's
00:44:51shithead friends.
00:44:51What the hell is going on here?
00:44:53Hey, your sister's
00:44:53doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:55Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:57Why lower your standards?
00:44:58We're millionaires.
00:44:59She might be a good fuck,
00:45:00but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:08You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:09when you can live a day
00:45:10without your daddy's money.
00:45:11Motherfucker.
00:45:14Four fifty.
00:45:16Four hundred?
00:45:20Oh, all right.
00:45:22I mean, look,
00:45:23I know Sophie's just
00:45:25being modest.
00:45:26Poor girl doesn't have
00:45:27many skills outside
00:45:28the bedroom.
00:45:30I'll help the young lady,
00:45:31then.
00:45:32Maybe we could have
00:45:33some late night
00:45:34study sessions, huh?
00:45:37Sold!
00:45:38Sold for four hundred dollars.
00:45:41Wow, Sophie.
00:45:42Looks like people
00:45:43really aren't in the market
00:45:44for used goods.
00:45:54Used goods?
00:45:55That's right, Serena.
00:45:57After you being the person
00:45:58that's had five abortions
00:45:59in the last year.
00:46:00Luke, you watch your mouth
00:46:00right now!
00:46:03What was that you're saying
00:46:05about class,
00:46:06Leticia, darling?
00:46:13You idiot!
00:46:14Get off the stage!
00:46:15We're leaving!
00:46:16Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:18Stop!
00:46:19You're humiliating me
00:46:20in front of my friends,
00:46:21you hussy!
00:46:22No need, my dear.
00:46:24Our circle of elite friends
00:46:25can no longer be seen
00:46:27with the likes of you
00:46:28after all of this.
00:46:30No!
00:46:32But, but,
00:46:33no!
00:46:35No!
00:46:36Young man,
00:46:37that information
00:46:38you gave is illegal!
00:46:41You're a doctor!
00:46:42Greg, I was waiting
00:46:43to get to you.
00:46:44You want to bid
00:46:45on my girlfriend?
00:46:46Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:47with your secret girlfriend,
00:46:48Stephanie?
00:46:48How's she recovering
00:46:49from her boob job?
00:46:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:57Stephanie?
00:47:06I'm going to sue you
00:47:08for everything you've got!
00:47:10You can't.
00:47:11You see, yes,
00:47:12my family might own
00:47:12the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:14but I practice
00:47:15under the university,
00:47:16so you can't touch me.
00:47:18So, unless you all want me
00:47:19to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:21I suggest you cut
00:47:21very generous checks
00:47:22to the charity
00:47:23and then get the fuck
00:47:24out of my house.
00:47:27Let's go.
00:47:28Get to writing.
00:47:30Let's go.
00:47:31Everybody out.
00:47:39Look at these assholes go.
00:47:41You didn't have to ruin
00:47:42your charity event for me.
00:47:43I would have been okay.
00:47:44I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:46No one comes at my woman
00:47:47like that.
00:47:48Plus, I think we made
00:47:49more in donations
00:47:50than I think we have
00:47:50in the last ten years.
00:47:52Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:09What are you looking for?
00:48:11I paid for all the booze,
00:48:13so I figure how the night went,
00:48:16I might as well
00:48:17be your personal bartender.
00:48:20All right.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:23Make me an appletini.
00:48:28What?
00:48:29Seriously?
00:48:31All right, so vodka,
00:48:34lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:36Can we just do something easier?
00:48:38You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:43Move.
00:48:48Can you open that?
00:48:55All right.
00:48:56Let's just make it simple.
00:48:58Body shots.
00:49:02I've never done that before.
00:49:04Seriously?
00:49:06What do you mean?
00:49:06You're like so old.
00:49:07I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:09I didn't have time to
00:49:11do body shots
00:49:12off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:13He just said you're hot.
00:49:15Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:17Okay, well,
00:49:18I'll teach you.
00:49:28Holy shit.
00:49:50All right.
00:49:51I got the hang of that.
00:49:52Now it's your turn,
00:49:54Miss Tisdale.
00:49:54Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:55Go for it.
00:49:56New rule.
00:49:57You can't choose
00:49:58the same place twice.
00:49:59Is that so?
00:50:01Then
00:50:03where are you going to lick me?
00:50:13Shame, shame.
00:50:15You're trying to play
00:50:15with my emotion.
00:50:18Play, blame.
00:50:19Only for your lack of devotion.
00:50:22How'd you ever think
00:50:23you could pull this shit?
00:50:25Think you could get away with it?
00:50:27Be careful what you get.
00:50:28Cause you don't know
00:50:29what you might get.
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41Was that?
00:50:42You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:45Look, I'm ready.
00:50:53Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:56Wait, what?
00:50:57Sophie, I want you to fly.
00:50:58I'm sorry.
00:51:00Fuck.
00:51:01Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:02I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:04I want to do this with you.
00:51:06Lose my virginity.
00:51:08Sophie.
00:51:10Don't Sophie me.
00:51:11That's so patronizing.
00:51:12That's so patronizing.
00:51:15Wait, I'm trying.
00:51:16But I'm going to be the person responsible
00:51:18if you get hurt.
00:51:20I don't want to be the guy that,
00:51:21you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:23I'm terrified of that.
00:51:25It's this that hurts me.
00:51:26What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:28What would be so terrible
00:51:30about us being together?
00:51:31Being together.
00:51:32Sophie,
00:51:33did you see what happened here today?
00:51:36I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:38My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:41I mean,
00:51:42of course I want to be with you.
00:51:44But am I right for you?
00:51:46And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:49I might be a virgin,
00:51:50but this whole
00:51:50it's not you, it's me thing
00:51:52is really freshman year.
00:51:55What?
00:51:58So, where are you going?
00:52:00I'm calling a cab
00:52:01and going back to campus.
00:52:02I can't deal with your
00:52:02hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:04You think you're doing me this favor,
00:52:06but really,
00:52:07you're just reminding me
00:52:08of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:11Don't follow me.
00:52:17Damn it.
00:52:24I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:26to be on birth control
00:52:28and not even get laid.
00:52:42What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:44You've rejected me twice.
00:52:49Is that your boyfriend
00:52:50you're ignoring?
00:52:51Nope.
00:52:53Boyfriends have sex
00:52:54with their girlfriends.
00:52:55So I've got the hottest girl
00:52:56in the bar.
00:52:58All to myself.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03You heard me.
00:53:05Hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:06at this school.
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:10You're into this?
00:53:12Like,
00:53:12you might want to, like,
00:53:13hook up?
00:53:14Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:16Maybe we can start
00:53:17with a kiss.
00:53:18Wow.
00:53:19I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:21Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:22I was beginning to think
00:53:24nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:27Pause.
00:53:29What did you just say?
00:53:39You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:48Sweetie?
00:53:49I'm a senior.
00:53:50That's even sadder.
00:53:54You were just into me.
00:53:55Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:58You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:00But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:01You know?
00:54:03You're going to get feels,
00:54:04and it's going to get messy.
00:54:07And...
00:54:08I'm sorry.
00:54:10What?
00:54:12I'm Bled.
00:54:19I'm in this
00:54:20$80,000 dress,
00:54:22and I can't even get a stupid,
00:54:24horny,
00:54:25frat guy
00:54:25to get with me.
00:54:27He would probably fuck anything,
00:54:29except for me, apparently.
00:54:33Oh, and Luke.
00:54:34Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:36he's had his hands
00:54:37literally inside of me,
00:54:38and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:41he didn't need to see more.
00:54:44You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51You're not the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:53Oh, look at me.
00:54:54I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor,
00:54:56and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:54:57and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:00with the orgasm pap smear two-for-one.
00:55:04Say something, asshole.
00:55:07Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:09So you can what?
00:55:10Not have sex?
00:55:11Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:12I think I'll stay right here
00:55:13where the guys at least have,
00:55:14I don't know,
00:55:15the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:17Guys, what guys?
00:55:19Did someone do something to you?
00:55:20Of course not.
00:55:21They said I was too messy.
00:55:24Too messy and too much,
00:55:26and I guess that means
00:55:27you get a second chance.
00:55:29You either fuck me,
00:55:31or you lose me.
00:55:34I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:36I'm coming to get you.
00:55:37Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:50Sofie, sofie, hey, wake up.
00:55:57I got you.
00:55:57Come on, man.
00:56:12Is she?
00:56:18She's fine.
00:56:19She's bottled water
00:56:21and two of these in the morning.
00:56:23I don't know what she drank,
00:56:24but whatever it is
00:56:25is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:29Sofie, you're gonna be
00:56:29the death of me.
00:56:48Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:52You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:56You feel like shit.
00:56:58You look like shit.
00:57:00But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:02So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:05Everly, the only thing
00:57:06that is gonna make this vodka,
00:57:08tequila, hangover worse
00:57:09is hearing his name.
00:57:11He led me on
00:57:12and then left me for Ted.
00:57:14But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:16Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:19I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:22I guess I'm just too much work
00:57:24as a virgin.
00:57:25So I've decided...
00:57:28I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:30Huh?
00:57:31Well, virginity's like
00:57:33a whole construct, right?
00:57:34People, guys,
00:57:36aren't gonna stop
00:57:36treating me like a baby
00:57:38unless I stop acting like one
00:57:40and looking like one.
00:57:44I need you
00:57:45to help me look slutty.
00:57:51No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:53You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:57:54Why not?
00:57:55Soph, you are sexy.
00:57:57I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:59Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:00I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:03I'm giving off
00:58:03don't fuck,
00:58:05snooze fest,
00:58:06boring.
00:58:08Soph, as your best friend,
00:58:09I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:10that you don't have to
00:58:11change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:12The thing is,
00:58:13Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:17I'm not slutty.
00:58:19I'm not slutty.
00:58:20Warm me up.
00:58:35Perfect.
00:59:01It is.
00:59:04That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:06Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:08Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:10Good.
00:59:10I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:12I mean more.
00:59:13Hm.
00:59:18Oh, there he is.
00:59:20Are you going to say something?
00:59:24Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:26No, I'm just going to make him regret everything.
00:59:29Mm.
00:59:36Thanks, babe.
00:59:37Mm, it's all beautiful.
00:59:46And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:48A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:52I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:53What the hell's going on here?
00:59:55Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
00:59:57What the fuck did you just say?
00:59:58One latte.
00:59:59Coming right up.
01:00:02And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:04Sophie, what is this?
01:00:06You're dressed different, you're acting different.
01:00:07I don't get it.
01:00:09Oh, whoops.
01:00:10Let me get that for you.
01:00:18So did you want a coffee?
01:00:19The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:22Sophie, I don't, is this like a punishment?
01:00:24I mean, if it is, I get it, but throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:27That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:30I gave you a chance.
01:00:32And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:36Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:39They got a land fair.
01:00:40You should come.
01:00:42She's got plans.
01:00:44Actually, I don't.
01:00:46My first frat party invite?
01:00:48Wow.
01:00:49This whole hawk girl act is actually working.
01:00:51You should bring it home, girl.
01:00:53The guy's going to love you.
01:00:54I will.
01:00:55See you tonight.
01:00:58You're not going to bed.
01:00:59Newsflash.
01:01:00You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:01You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:03That's not true.
01:01:04Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:06My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:13Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, alright?
01:01:15If I'm going to this frat party 36 years old, I will.
01:01:21What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:24Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:27Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:29Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:32I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:37Everly, not funny.
01:01:39Imagine being old ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:45If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:47How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:51with?
01:01:51Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:57Red push-up bra or pink?
01:02:01Red.
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01:02:14Get in, get Sophie safe, get out.
01:02:17Sophie's the only person I'm dealing this for.
01:02:21Sick costume, bro!
01:02:24Right.
01:02:27Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:32Sorry.
01:02:33Rules.
01:02:43Idiot.
01:02:47I have to get to her.
01:02:48Where is she?
01:02:51Stop being shy. You look hot.
01:02:56See?
01:02:59Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:01Why?
01:03:05Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to me.
01:03:13No. Yes!
01:03:21I got a hat.
01:03:22I have to get to her.
01:03:23Where is it?
01:03:34I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:36He opened it immediately.
01:03:38He's so whipped.
01:03:40Welcome to the party.
01:03:54Do it off his abs.
01:03:59Hell yeah!
01:04:02What?
01:04:14It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:17So Beach. SoB. SoB.
01:04:20SoBe. SoBe. SoB. So7.
01:04:33Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:40Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:45Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:02That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:10I'm coming. My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What? No.
01:05:16The motivator!
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me.
01:05:33He seems experienced.
01:05:45Fuck.
01:05:47Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:51Roll the roll.
01:05:52As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09Can we talk like adults?
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking right hand.
01:06:19You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking right hand.
01:06:40I'm Dr. Miller.
01:07:14What?
01:07:16Time's up.
01:07:17What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:23Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:43So, how was it?
01:07:47Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:49I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:53Sophie.
01:08:02Me?
01:08:04Sophie, come on in.
01:08:06You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:08Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:20I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:26So, I'm warning you...
01:08:27You can relax.
01:08:29I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32But, all the rumors.
01:08:35Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:37Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:41I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:44I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:48I'm so screwed.
01:08:50Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:54They're gonna kill me.
01:08:55No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:57No, no.
01:08:58They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:59Wait.
01:09:01I'll help you.
01:09:03How?
01:09:10It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:12Come on, virgin.
01:09:16Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:19We don't have time.
01:09:20Just come here.
01:09:23You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:24Really?
01:09:25You don't care?
01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:39I owe you.
01:09:42Noah!
01:09:44Are you in there?
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:47Oh.
01:09:49It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:54Alright, that's enough.
01:09:58Sophie!
01:09:59If you open the damn door...
01:10:01Okay, ready?
01:10:02It's working.
01:10:05Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:07He deserves it.
01:10:32What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:35The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:38Well...
01:10:40First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:50Liar.
01:10:51You don't know that.
01:10:56You know you belong to me.
01:10:58True it.
01:11:09You don't know...
01:11:12I got a gotcha.
01:11:17You should go.
01:11:19Not that!
01:11:20You don't know...
01:11:21I got a gotcha.
01:11:22You got me!
01:11:22Get out.
01:11:33I need a saw from you.
01:11:36I don't want to.
01:11:39Me too.
01:11:55What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:58No. No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:01I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:04Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:07You fucking idiot.
01:12:10You are.
01:12:23Need some space for me.
01:12:26I'm out here, girl.
01:12:29I'm back up in this dream.
01:12:33I guess you better take that.
01:12:34Someone better be dying.
01:12:37What's it, code blue?
01:12:39They are.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:48I've been burned too many times.
01:12:51Are we ever going to do this look?
01:12:55Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:59Alright.
01:12:59I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:00We are.
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:06You deserve better than that.
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You're doing a passport, right?
01:13:18So, sexy underwear?
01:13:19Check.
01:13:20A jacket?
01:13:21Check.
01:13:22A bikini.
01:13:24Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25Hey, don't tell me.
01:13:29Crap, he's here.
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:33Oh my God.
01:13:40No way.
01:13:41This man's insane.
01:13:42He's actually psycho.
01:13:45On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:48Good luck soldier.
01:13:53Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:55He's hot.
01:13:56Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:58It's finally happening.
01:14:00It's finally happening.
01:14:25You look incredible.
01:14:27Hmm?
01:14:27You said airport fit.
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:37This is so psychotic.
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times.
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International.
01:15:02Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:06I'm sorry.
01:15:07I just didn't wanna run the surprise.
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hint.
01:15:22Go look at the view.
01:15:23You'll know where we are.
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:45I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:15:47And then a reservation at a five-star restroom.
01:15:50Luke.
01:15:57You wanna add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:06Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:55Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:06Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours.
01:17:11Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:16Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:28Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30I'm sorry.
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:45I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:54Like, 1.6 in 100?
01:17:57You'd probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:07I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:18That's a good one.
01:18:24We'll be able to change all the time.
01:18:26Bye.
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