00:00Starting today, prepare yourself for the most electrifying, edge of your Chorby experience, ever to hit reality TV.
00:12Welcome to The Crush House!
00:17Every twist, every turn, every shocking moment shown is driven by you, the audience.
00:25Whether you're a suburban mom...
00:27Oh Neil, take me.
00:29A film student feels so mysterious, avant-garde.
00:34Or a butt guy.
00:36It's a prison for the ass.
00:38You haven't seen anything yet.
00:41Oh, something is up with that juice.
00:43How does anyone get ripped here?
00:46Faden, the cops don't even like each other.
00:49Ho ho ho! I'm mapping the topography of that.
00:53I hope this show employs a cinematic technique.
00:56You gotta work out right now!
00:58I bet there's micro-machines in there.
01:01You are in control!
01:03That's right, this is your show!
01:06Get ready for drama, romance, and suspense like never before!
01:11This isn't just a show, it's a g-
01:14What makes the cut!
01:17Don't miss a single moment!
01:19What?
01:20The Crush House!
01:21Where you control what makes the cut!
01:24Don't miss a single moment!
01:26Tune in now, on Steam!
01:36Pants are a prison for the ass!
01:39The relationships here seem fake, and I know fake.
01:44Oh, something is up with that juice.
01:47I bet there's micro-machines in there.
01:49Oh my god, you're right.
01:50Hey!
01:52Put the kids to bed.
01:53It's mommy's time now.
01:58I hope this show employs cinematic techniques.
02:02Oh yeah, gotta work out right now!
02:05Oh yeah, gotta work out right now!
02:06Oh yeah, gotta work out right now!
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