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00:00:30Quinn's looking for you. I told him you were playing video games.
00:00:34Here, hold this, okay? I gotta do something.
00:00:36Oh, yeah, you're not afraid, huh?
00:01:05This is all for you. See all the money I'm saving?
00:01:09Wow, Quinn, look at you. You're looking fantastic.
00:01:11Is that a new suit? It's gotta be Armando.
00:01:15Oh, it's J.C. Penney.
00:01:18Well, at least you wear it well.
00:01:19Is that brood I smell?
00:01:21What did we say about leaving the sales floor?
00:01:24You told me not to, and I won't.
00:01:25If this place catches fire, I'm selling tape decks to the firemen.
00:01:29You're not selling anything to anybody.
00:01:31That's why we're letting you go.
00:01:33Where? Home.
00:01:34No, no, no, Quinn. Hey, hey, you can't fire me.
00:01:36Come on, I'm a crazy boy. I'm a dedicated crazy boy.
00:01:40Bones, let's not drag this out.
00:01:41No, Quinn, hey, look, come on, please.
00:01:43I mean, my rent's due.
00:01:45My mom, she needs another tummy tuck.
00:01:47Please, come on. I always think...
00:01:48No, Bones. No, not this time.
00:01:49Please, there's a lot of personal...
00:01:51Please don't let me...
00:01:52Please don't let me go, Quinn. I could be crazier.
00:01:54Let go of my life.
00:01:56I could be totally insane.
00:02:00Bones, let go of my life.
00:02:01Bones, you have a customer waiting.
00:02:04You'll have to excuse me, Mr. Quinn.
00:02:06I have a customer, a customer who evidently asked for me by name.
00:02:15Hi, may I help you, miss?
00:02:16Yes, you sold me this watchman last week,
00:02:19and I'm afraid I have to return it.
00:02:21See, I knew you'd be returning it.
00:02:23It's too small to ruin your eyesight.
00:02:25And besides, I can tell the one you really want is this one.
00:02:27This is our top of the line.
00:02:29Our very best 35-inch projection stereo color monitor
00:02:33with advanced super digital P&P.
00:02:36I'm sorry. That's way out of my price range.
00:02:38Not with our $200 rebate.
00:02:40No money down.
00:02:4110-month deferred, 64-month layaway plan.
00:02:44You ask yourself, how could it be?
00:02:46Right?
00:02:47Because we're a crazy voice.
00:02:51Sorry, they make us do that.
00:02:52That's a very nice offer, but this is just...
00:02:55Plus, this screen, though, it promotes good eyesight.
00:02:58Really?
00:02:59Mm-hmm.
00:02:59Four out of five optometrists recommend it.
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:05I'll take it.
00:03:06Okay.
00:03:06Here you go.
00:03:07Fantastic.
00:03:07I'm going to take this to the cashier,
00:03:09and I'm going to arrange everything.
00:03:11Thank you very much.
00:03:14Huh?
00:03:16Hmm?
00:03:17Come on.
00:03:19Am I not still a crazy boy?
00:03:23That is brute I smell, you pervert.
00:03:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:03:28... celebrity Jane Essex.
00:03:30Greenwald, a rising sports figure,
00:03:32was discovered ransacking the star's home last night...
00:03:35Come.
00:03:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:03:37Friends of both parties have been making frequent appearances
00:03:40at the courthouse all day, hoping to...
00:03:41Gabriella, you were outstanding.
00:03:44Yeah, right.
00:03:45This is the last time I save your butt, okay?
00:03:48I work, too, you know?
00:03:49I know.
00:03:49It was an emergency.
00:03:50The guy was about to fire me.
00:03:51Right.
00:03:52It's always an emergency.
00:03:53They better take that TV back.
00:03:55Hey, they're going to take it back.
00:03:57Now, how about just giving your little Italian sausage man
00:04:01a little kissy-poo?
00:04:03... facilities in Chad,
00:04:04the U.S. has issued strong warnings
00:04:06that you are so irresponsible.
00:04:10You should be serious for one minute.
00:04:13Okay, I'll be serious.
00:04:15Let's get naked.
00:04:17Not now, not here.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:20Don't you love me anymore?
00:04:21Yes, yes, of course I love you.
00:04:24Yeah, but look, your boss is going to catch us.
00:04:27I don't care about that perverted fat zone of J.C. Penney suit.
00:04:32Bones!
00:04:34Jack, turn it off.
00:04:35Jack, turn it off!
00:04:36Turn it off!
00:04:54I can't believe he actually fired us.
00:04:57Oh, come on, Bones, we blew up 22 TV sets.
00:05:00Yeah, but don't those things come with warranties?
00:05:01I'm sorry, man.
00:05:02You know, I didn't realize Quinn could see you in all those TVs.
00:05:05No problemo, my friend.
00:05:06I was sick of getting down on my knees for that guy anyways.
00:05:09Whoa.
00:05:11Bones.
00:05:11I had no idea.
00:05:13Begging for my job.
00:05:14I am.
00:05:15You know what, Jack, though?
00:05:17This is amazing.
00:05:17You know what this does?
00:05:18Yeah.
00:05:18This brings us one step closer to the, uh, store.
00:05:23No, no, no.
00:05:23What this does is it brings us one step closer to living in the dumpster.
00:05:27How are we going to get the rent for the store
00:05:29if we don't have rent for our apartment?
00:05:31Excuse me, can we play through?
00:05:33Yeah.
00:05:35Sorry, we're just discussing.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:05:42Army!
00:05:43Navy!
00:05:45Air Force!
00:05:46Marines!
00:05:47No.
00:05:48Did you order a code red?
00:05:51Answer me!
00:05:52Did you order a code red, man?
00:05:54You want the truth.
00:05:55You can't handle the truth.
00:05:57Yay.
00:05:58He's goofing off.
00:06:00Wow, that was my Nicholson impression.
00:06:03Good.
00:06:04I do it sometimes when I play golf.
00:06:08Bones, come on.
00:06:09See, I couldn't help myself.
00:06:10I'm sorry.
00:06:11When you join the Army,
00:06:12is it true that you have to give your whole life away?
00:06:14Nah, something like that with us.
00:06:16We're in the reserves.
00:06:18What's that?
00:06:20Let's just get this straight here.
00:06:21After our basic training,
00:06:23we owe you two weeks a year,
00:06:25one week and a month,
00:06:26for which we get paid.
00:06:27and then on top of it,
00:06:29you're going to throw in $2,500
00:06:31just for signing up?
00:06:33Basically, yes.
00:06:35Wow.
00:06:36Well, then how come everybody isn't in the reserves?
00:06:39Do people actually know about this stuff?
00:06:41Well, we do try to advertise.
00:06:45Oh, yeah.
00:06:46It's not a job.
00:06:47It's an adventure.
00:06:48No, that's the Navy.
00:06:50The few and the proud?
00:06:51No, that's the Marines.
00:06:53Hmm.
00:06:53Keep going, going, and gone?
00:06:55No, no.
00:06:56That's the, um, Energizer, buddy.
00:06:58Gentlemen,
00:06:59we're be-all-you-can-be.
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:02In the Army.
00:07:05You need us,
00:07:06and we need you.
00:07:07It's a win-win situation.
00:07:09I got one more question.
00:07:11Could I get a pen?
00:07:12Oh, no.
00:07:13Actually, could we just have a second,
00:07:14uh, amongst ourselves?
00:07:16Certainly.
00:07:17Take all the time you need.
00:07:19Just hold that ballpoint.
00:07:23Whew.
00:07:24Just one-
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:26This is insane.
00:07:27Why doesn't everybody join?
00:07:29Weren't you listening to him in there?
00:07:30Shh.
00:07:31It's like joining a health spa,
00:07:33only they pay us.
00:07:34Oh, my God.
00:07:35You're going nuts.
00:07:37We get a guaranteed check
00:07:39for eight years
00:07:39and a special skill.
00:07:41A special skill.
00:07:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:43Look at the payments.
00:07:44Here we go.
00:07:45Land combat missile op.
00:07:48Opportunities.
00:07:48Tactical fire specialist.
00:07:50You heard him talking
00:07:51about combat pay, right?
00:07:52You know,
00:07:52you have to be in combat
00:07:54to get paid for that, right?
00:07:56He said reserves
00:07:57aren't called up
00:07:58unless there's a major conflict.
00:08:00When was the last war, huh?
00:08:01World War II?
00:08:02No.
00:08:0320 years ago.
00:08:04Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
00:08:05Huh?
00:08:06Desert storm?
00:08:08No.
00:08:08Uh-uh.
00:08:09What?
00:08:10I'm kidding.
00:08:11Give me the brochure.
00:08:12We're going to go
00:08:13to the unemployment office.
00:08:14No, just let me see.
00:08:15Let me just try it.
00:08:16Tank tour repair,
00:08:17land mining specialist,
00:08:19water purification?
00:08:21Water purification.
00:08:23That's it.
00:08:24What?
00:08:25Water purification.
00:08:26I'm telling you it's a snap.
00:08:27My brother's a pool man.
00:08:29Hey, look,
00:08:29you take dirty water
00:08:30and you make it clean.
00:08:32How hard can that be?
00:08:33I don't know.
00:08:34And hey,
00:08:34if there's a war,
00:08:35what are we going to go in there
00:08:36with?
00:08:37Water balloons?
00:08:39That's, I mean, but, but.
00:08:41Jack, this is for our future.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:44If we could sign up right now,
00:08:46we'd get a guarantee check
00:08:46for $2,500.
00:08:48A few times that times, too.
00:08:50Wow.
00:08:54That's $6,000.
00:08:55That's nice.
00:08:56That's a nice chunk of change.
00:08:57Yeah, but.
00:08:59Hey, this is for our store.
00:09:03Yeah.
00:09:04Look, I'll even give you
00:09:05first billing.
00:09:06No, you don't have to do that.
00:09:07Jacks and Boneses.
00:09:10Oh.
00:09:11Atlas of Stereos.
00:09:12Just do it.
00:09:13All right, all right,
00:09:14all right, let's do it.
00:09:15Oh.
00:09:16Yes.
00:09:17Yes.
00:09:20Yes.
00:09:20Yes.
00:09:21Yes.
00:09:23Yes.
00:09:24Yes.
00:09:24Yes.
00:09:26Yes.
00:09:45All right.
00:09:47Um, see, everybody knows me
00:09:52from my hair.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55What I need you to do
00:09:56is just a little bit
00:09:58on the side,
00:09:58not a whole bunch,
00:09:59and kind of keep
00:10:00what it can soak still.
00:10:01I'd like to see it
00:10:02in something short,
00:10:03but sassy.
00:10:04A real 90s look,
00:10:05something that works
00:10:05as well on the rifle range
00:10:06as it does in the disco.
00:10:08Okay.
00:10:09That's perfect.
00:10:12Get a haircut
00:10:13and get a real job.
00:10:15All right.
00:10:16Ha!
00:10:17Ha!
00:10:18Ha!
00:10:19Ha!
00:10:21Ah!
00:10:23Ah!
00:10:23Ah!
00:10:25Ah!
00:10:29It's my head.
00:10:31I mean, look at it.
00:10:32Does it look bigger than it?
00:10:35I mean, do I look like a baked potato?
00:10:37Honestly?
00:10:38Yeah, honestly.
00:10:39It looks great.
00:10:40It really does.
00:10:42Really?
00:10:42Really.
00:10:43Really?
00:10:44It looks macho.
00:10:46All right.
00:10:47Look at these, man.
00:10:48Look at these.
00:10:50Army issued.
00:10:51See, I think those are unique.
00:10:53Idiotic.
00:10:54No, those are unique.
00:10:55See, you're distinctive.
00:10:56No one has them.
00:10:57Really?
00:10:58You're king.
00:10:59All right.
00:11:00One of a kind.
00:11:01They broke the mall
00:11:02when they made you, Jack.
00:11:10Come on!
00:11:12Come on!
00:11:13Come on!
00:11:13Come on!
00:11:15Come on!
00:11:16Come on!
00:11:18Come on!
00:11:19Come on!
00:11:19Come on!
00:11:20Come on!
00:11:21Come on!
00:11:22Come on!
00:11:23I can't do it!
00:11:24Jack, come on!
00:11:25I can't do it, man!
00:11:26I can't do it!
00:11:27This is just like your childhood, remember?
00:11:30Oh, you're about to do something!
00:11:32Yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
00:11:34That guy is exactly like my dad.
00:11:36See?
00:11:37Come on!
00:11:38Wait a minute, though!
00:11:39My childhood sucked!
00:11:40No, I can't do it, man.
00:11:41I can't handle being yelled at by some muscle-bound drill sergeant.
00:11:46No, man.
00:11:46I can't do it.
00:11:48Get the hell off the truck!
00:11:53Oh, whoa.
00:11:55She can drill me any time.
00:11:57On the double right now!
00:11:59Come on!
00:11:59Move it!
00:11:59Move it!
00:12:00Hello, sweet pants!
00:12:02Get down!
00:12:03Get down!
00:12:04Oh!
00:12:05Rough stuff!
00:12:06Get down here!
00:12:06And take those glasses off!
00:12:08What do you think you want something?
00:12:09Beat you something?
00:12:10No.
00:12:10What's your name, private?
00:12:11Phone's car.
00:12:12We're reporting for duty, sir!
00:12:14All right!
00:12:15I mean, man, sergeant, whatever!
00:12:17You will address me as drill sergeant.
00:12:21Don't you understand?!
00:12:25Yes, but you don't need to yell, cause look, I'm standing right here.
00:12:28I'm not yelling at you, private!
00:12:29Drill sergeants do not yell!
00:12:31We simply speak in a voice loud enough so everyone can hear!
00:12:34That way we all learn from each other's mistakes!
00:12:37Oh, okay.
00:12:38Thanks for explaining it.
00:12:39From here on out, your butt is mine.
00:12:42You will obey every order!
00:12:45Without question!
00:12:48Grunt!
00:12:51Grunt!
00:12:52Grunt!
00:12:52Oh, you a funny boy, huh?
00:12:54Cutie pie, right?
00:12:55Grunt!
00:12:55Well, I don't know you, but I don't even like you!
00:12:57And I make it my personal mission to turn you into a soldier!
00:13:01For the next eight weeks, I'll be all over your butt like white old rice!
00:13:06Is that a promise?
00:13:09Give me 20!
00:13:11I want my wallet!
00:13:13Drop and give me 20!
00:13:14Here, hold this.
00:13:15Boy, you better get on that ground and give me them push-ups!
00:13:18It's been a while!
00:13:21All the way up and down, right?
00:13:24Pump!
00:13:28Is that good?
00:13:37Get up!
00:13:39Get up!
00:13:41Get up!
00:13:43Everybody up!
00:13:51Get up!
00:14:07Get up!
00:14:08Get up!
00:14:09Get up!
00:14:10Get up!
00:14:12Get up!
00:14:13Get up!
00:14:13Get up!
00:18:4750
00:35:16C'est comme ça.
00:35:18J'aimerais prendre mes chances avec le scorpion.
00:35:21Merci.
00:35:24J'aime ça.
00:35:26C'est pas ça.
00:35:28C'est comme camp.
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00:43:30Yes, first sergeant!
00:44:01Dammit!
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00:47:20No!
00:47:38Push!
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00:47:45No! Stand back! Stand back!
00:47:47I'm gonna rock it!
00:47:53You quit it! It's not working!
00:47:56You're sucking too much sand into the air filter!
00:47:58I order you to shut it down now!
00:48:02You order me?
00:48:04Yeah, but I'm private first class, okay?
00:48:06I'm ordering you! Come on!
00:48:08The only reason you made me private first class
00:48:12is because your brother's a poor man!
00:48:20Huh? You happy?
00:48:22You happy?
00:48:26Yeah, well, I hope you brought your triple-A card.
00:48:29Let's see.
00:48:36Well, look, you cracked the block.
00:48:38I could've done it if you hadn't stopped me.
00:48:40Yeah, you're so full of it.
00:48:42You know what?
00:48:43Shut up!
00:48:44We gotta figure out what we're gonna do!
00:48:46Then why don't you just ask our fearless leader here?
00:48:49Private first class bones, one with the highest rank.
00:48:52All you had to do, Jack, was just listen to me, okay?
00:48:55I was trying to...
00:48:56All I've ever done is listen to you, and look where it's taken me!
00:48:58Look!
00:49:00We're in the middle of some African hellhole!
00:49:02Under a flesh-frying sun, with the sky filled with vultures,
00:49:06ready to pluck out my eyeballs!
00:49:09Vultures don't come around unless something's about to die.
00:49:29What are you... Are you ripping the sleeves off your jacket?
00:49:33Oh, that's gonna look sexy.
00:49:36Jack, tomorrow we have to walk away from this water truck.
00:49:40We have two canteens between us.
00:49:42We're gonna fill up the sleeves of our jackets with water,
00:49:44and then we have more water.
00:49:45Am I the only person who paid attention in survival class?
00:49:52There's a scorpion on my back!
00:49:54There's a scorpion on my back!
00:49:56That's enough!
00:49:57There's not a scorpion on your back!
00:50:00Uh-uh.
00:50:02There is a scorpion on my back!
00:50:04Frank, there's nothing on your back!
00:50:06You keep on imagining things!
00:50:11Thank you. I needed that.
00:50:14No, I'm...
00:50:16I'm sorry I snapped.
00:50:18Look, you don't have to apologize.
00:50:20You're right!
00:50:22I see things very clear now.
00:50:25All right, Fred!
00:50:26Look, guys, I wanna apologize to everybody, okay?
00:50:29He's okay!
00:50:30I feel like a brand new man!
00:50:31All right.
00:50:31Now, can we get some rest?
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:34Thank you.
00:50:34Okay.
00:50:44What are you doing?
00:50:46It just felt like...
00:50:49He's always playing.
00:50:52Did you guys see that thing?
00:50:54It was...
00:51:04Follow me. I know exactly where I'm going.
00:51:09Trust me.
00:51:35You guys, get down! I see something! Get down!
00:51:49It's a truck! There's the road! We are safe!
00:51:52I told you I had a flawless sense of direction!
00:51:56What a coincidence.
00:51:58That truck looks...
00:52:00That looks like our truck.
00:52:09Hey, listen, you guys.
00:52:10Hey.
00:52:10I figured out why we went in circles.
00:52:14Do you remember our map reading class?
00:52:16We didn't follow the sun.
00:52:21Look.
00:52:23This stream is due west.
00:52:25All we have to do is walk away from the sun in the morning
00:52:28and towards the sun in the afternoon.
00:52:30We should be there by nightfall.
00:52:32So you're saying we should risk being dried up into human jerky again
00:52:36just to follow another one of your half-baked plans?
00:52:40I'm not saying anything, okay?
00:52:42I mean, I'm pretty sure this is gonna work.
00:52:43But since I let us down before, I say from here on in, we put everything to a vote.
00:52:49We can't vote.
00:52:51You order, we follow.
00:52:53Okay, why order us to vote?
00:52:55That is not how the army goes.
00:52:57You have to tell us what to do.
00:53:00Well, what if I'm wrong?
00:53:01Then, we die.
00:53:10I order us to do a sun-baked plan thing.
00:53:17We're dead.
00:53:21Hey guys, just think of it as a very long day on a very big beach in a very dry
00:53:29year.
00:53:49Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:53:50Wait a minute.
00:53:51It's the ocean.
00:53:53I don't see anything.
00:53:55What are you, blind?
00:53:56The waves.
00:53:57It's the ocean.
00:53:59It's a mirage.
00:54:01It is a mirage.
00:54:03And there are Caesars.
00:54:04And right across the street is the Barbary Coast.
00:54:07We can get a $3.99 buffet.
00:54:09And it's the ocean!
00:54:11Come on!
00:54:13Come on!
00:54:14Go!
00:54:16Come on!
00:54:18Come on!
00:54:30Come on!
00:54:34Here's the canteen.
00:54:35Go get your boy, because he's bugging.
00:54:51You okay, man?
00:54:53You okay?
00:54:54Here.
00:54:54Take a sip.
00:54:57Listen.
00:54:59Look, Jack, we got two choices.
00:55:02One, we can put your clothes back on.
00:55:04We can get ourselves out of this mess, go back to Glendale, start up our own store, become rich and
00:55:08famous.
00:55:09Or two, you can lie here butt naked and crushed away, leaving your skull to be found by a young
00:55:15Arabic prince that's going to use it for an ashtray.
00:55:21You don't want that in your head.
00:55:23You make the call.
00:55:25Come on.
00:55:25Let's get out of here.
00:55:27What are you saying?
00:55:28Come on.
00:55:29Here.
00:55:31Here.
00:55:32Here.
00:55:32Here.
00:55:33Here.
00:55:34Here.
00:55:34Here.
00:55:35Here.
00:55:35Here.
00:55:35Come on.
00:55:37Here.
00:55:38Come on.
00:55:39Here.
00:55:41Here.
00:55:43Oh, Jack.
00:55:44Look at that ass.
00:55:46Maybe you should stay naked.
00:55:47Get some sun on those cheeks.
00:55:57What?
00:55:58Oh, man.
00:55:59Randall, I'm seeing things.
00:56:01The palm tree's right on the horizon.
00:56:03Oh, it's another mirage.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:06I see it, too.
00:56:07It's not a mirage.
00:56:08Those are the palm trees.
00:56:11It's the oasis.
00:56:12Oh, man.
00:56:13You saved our life.
00:56:20Where's my kiss?
00:56:23Christine.
00:56:30The street was due west, right?
00:56:33It was on the map, right?
00:56:35Where's the water?
00:56:39This is sand.
00:56:47Nobody move.
00:56:50There is a big snake right by your feet.
00:56:55No!
00:56:57Thanks for not moving, Jack.
00:57:01Throw me the gun.
00:57:04If you don't attack it, it'll go away.
00:57:07I don't want it to go away.
00:57:09I want to have it for dinner.
00:57:10Throw me the gun.
00:57:17Ah!
00:57:18Ah!
00:57:20Ah!
00:57:21Ah!
00:57:23Ah!
00:57:23Ah!
00:57:24Ah!
00:57:24Come on.
00:57:24You want some of this, baby?
00:57:26Huh?
00:57:26There you go.
00:57:27Come on!
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:28Ah!
00:57:29Ah!
00:57:30Ah!
00:57:30Oh, no.
00:57:31Ah!
00:57:31I'm still gonna get ya!
00:57:34Ah!
00:57:36It's time for me!
00:57:37I'll get ya!
00:57:39Ah!
00:57:41Huh?
00:57:43Shoulda-ba-da-da-da-da-da!
00:57:45Ah, c'est une situation de win-win.
00:57:56Vous regardez ça !
00:57:58C'est de l'eau de la bulletin !
00:58:04C'est de l'eau !
00:58:05C'est de l'eau !
00:58:06C'est de l'eau !
00:58:08C'est de l'eau !
00:58:09Je ne crois pas !
00:58:15C'est de l'eau !
00:58:16C'est de l'eau !
00:58:18C'est de l'eau !
00:58:20Il était en peur de scorpions !
00:58:22C'est impressionant !
00:58:27Je pensais que nous allions mourir !
00:58:30Mais vous nous trouvez pas !
00:58:32Je ne sais pas comment,
00:58:35mais merci !
00:58:47C'est de l'eau !
00:58:51C'est de l'eau !
00:58:52C'est de l'eau !
00:58:55C'est de l'eau !
00:58:59C'est de l'eau !
00:59:02C'est de l'eau !
00:59:06C'est de l'eau !
00:59:14C'est de l'eau !
00:59:34C'est de l'eau !
00:59:36C'est de l'eau !
00:59:51C'est de l'eau !
00:59:55C'est de l'eau !
01:00:04C'est de l'eau !
01:00:06C'est de l'eau !
01:00:12C'est de l'eau !
01:00:14C'est de l'eau !
01:00:17C'est de l'eau !
01:00:18J'ai raison !
01:00:20C'est de l'eau !
01:00:20C'est de l'eau !
01:00:22C'est du président de la situation room
01:00:24de la White House !
01:00:25Le président est proposé à l'adresse
01:00:28le pays à 6 PM
01:00:29à 7 PM...
01:00:30Je vous ferai...
01:00:33...
01:00:33C'est comme Balcayes,
01:00:35C'est de la lutte ?
01:00:37De l'eau !
01:00:39Vous avez besoin d'être
01:00:40C'est parti.
01:01:10C'est parti.
01:01:40C'est parti.
01:01:42C'est parti.
01:01:44C'est parti.
01:01:47C'est parti.
01:01:49C'est parti.
01:01:50C'est parti.
01:01:51C'est parti.
01:01:52C'est parti.
01:01:53C'est parti.
01:01:56C'est parti.
01:01:56C'est parti.
01:01:59C'est parti.
01:02:01C'est parti.
01:02:58C'est parti.
01:03:00C'est parti.
01:03:01C'est parti.
01:03:02C'est parti.
01:03:04C'est parti.
01:04:06C'est parti.
01:04:36C'est parti.
01:05:06C'est parti.
01:05:51C'est parti.
01:06:29C'est parti.
01:06:31C'est parti.
01:07:28C'est parti.
01:07:31C'est parti.
01:08:04C'est parti.
01:09:01C'est parti.
01:10:01C'est parti.
01:10:05C'est parti.
01:10:55C'est parti.
01:10:56C'est parti.
01:10:57C'est parti.
01:12:57C'est parti.
01:14:27C'est parti.
01:15:04C'est parti.
01:15:27C'est parti.
01:16:09C'est parti.
01:17:27C'est parti.
01:17:57come on.
01:18:57C'est parti.
01:19:39C'est parti.
01:22:09C'est parti.
01:23:10push.
01:23:11c'est parti.
01:23:12c'est parti.
01:23:48c'est parti.
01:23:51c'est parti.
01:23:52c'est parti.
01:23:52c'est parti.
01:23:53c'est parti.
01:23:55c'est parti.
01:23:55c'est parti.
01:23:55c'est parti.
01:23:58c'est parti.
01:24:15c'est parti.
01:24:19c'est parti.
01:24:20c'est parti.
01:24:27c'est parti.
01:24:30c'est parti.
01:25:00c'est parti.
01:25:14C'est parti !
01:25:52You ought to be damn pleased with yourselves.
01:25:56Congratulations. You did an outstanding job.
01:25:59It wasn't a job for a sergeant. It was an adventure.
01:26:35You're going to have to go get a blood test, Bone.
01:26:36Come on.
01:27:08Go Vols.
01:27:08Go Vols.
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