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00:00:00War. Total war. A struggle for survival.
00:00:04In this era of force and destruction, historians will argue.
00:00:09What was the most influential factor?
00:00:11What was the most deadly instrument? The most deadly weapon?
00:00:15Was it the overwhelming manpower?
00:00:18Was it the blistering fire of the burning rockets?
00:00:25Was it the thundering mail from heaven?
00:00:27The bombs? The plot busters?
00:00:30Was it the lightning-like ascension of the silent parachute?
00:00:44Was it the withering stutter of the light machine gun?
00:00:47Or the staccato of the Garand Drive?
00:00:54Was it the brutal juggernaut of the patent tank?
00:00:57Was it the flamethrower?
00:00:59Or was it the screaming anger of the faster-than-sound, quicker-than-death, be-to-rocket?
00:01:07No, it was none of these things.
00:01:10The most effective, the most deadly, the most terrifying weapon of all time was...
00:01:15Yes, you're right.
00:01:16Yes, you're right.
00:01:17The sergeant's whistle.
00:01:18All right, you guys, now I'm going to tell you something.
00:01:22Now the Kino's coming, see?
00:01:24And as usual, the Kino ain't very happy.
00:01:27And I ain't very happy either.
00:01:28Look at this junk.
00:01:29It looks like Coney Island on a Monday morning.
00:01:32Hi, Signs.
00:01:33What's the action?
00:01:34Did you see Corwin?
00:01:35Yeah, I seen him, but I couldn't take it, so I sent him over to the mess hall.
00:01:40He's on KP.
00:01:41Okay.
00:01:42Take him away.
00:01:43Right, Signs.
00:01:44All right, my friends.
00:01:45Now I want you to fall out, spread out, and pick up everything that ain't growin' or nail down!
00:01:52Up, up, up, up, up!
00:02:22All right, let's go!
00:02:23Let's have some food!
00:02:24Come on!
00:02:25Come on!
00:02:26Well, let's have it!
00:02:27What are they griping about?
00:02:28Well, they've got to eat them.
00:02:29I've got to cook them!
00:02:31In the Navy, they get steak, caviar and whipped cream cake.
00:02:37They have fancy cooks who know what cooking means.
00:02:41In the Army, we get mess, and it really is a mess.
00:02:45Oh, the Navy gets the gravy, but the Army gets the beans.
00:02:49Send the salami to your boy in the Army
00:02:56Yes, the Navy gets the gravy, but the Army gets the beans.
00:03:00Nothing but beans.
00:03:10Navy service is ideal
00:03:16Printed menus every meal
00:03:19And they decorate your plate with parsley greens
00:03:25In the army we get chow that you wouldn't feed a child
00:03:32Oh, the navy gets the gravy, but the army gets the beans
00:03:37Beautiful beans, the gorgeous beans, the succulent beans
00:03:40And the bologna, because I'm skinny and bongy
00:03:43Yes, the navy gets the gravy, but the army gets the beans
00:03:48Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans
00:03:53Nothing but beans
00:03:54Loving those beans, hugging those beans
00:03:56No, it didn't mean for me, I love you
00:03:58Nothing but beans
00:04:00Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans
00:04:03Oh, I was born at the age of three, as smart as I could be
00:04:07Sure, it takes a great mentality to dish out all the beans
00:04:11Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing
00:04:14Oh, but steam bell-bottom pants are conducive to romance
00:04:18They all wine and dine and love by movie queens
00:04:21But you wear a khaki frame and you get a wacky dame
00:04:26Oh, the navy gets the
00:04:27The army gets the
00:04:30I hit the jackpot
00:04:40But it's always a crackpot
00:04:42Yes, the navy gets the gravy, but the army gets the beans
00:04:46Did you know that the navy gets all of the gravy?
00:04:54Did you know that the army gets all of the beans?
00:04:58Oh, a soldier's a coward if he doesn't lick the platter clean
00:05:02Oh, a soldier's a coward if he leaves the solitary beans
00:05:06Oh, it isn't the fighting that will make a soldier cross and mean
00:05:10It is only the beans
00:05:11You can grab a marine and you show him a bean
00:05:15He says, what does it mean that I never have seen
00:05:17So you grab a civilian and one in a million can identify
00:05:20So I say to you, why do we gotta have beans?
00:05:24Multiple beans, product and beans, suppulant beans
00:05:27Nothing but beans
00:05:28Shmeen
00:05:30Nothing but beans
00:05:32What do you think you're cooking around here?
00:05:45Bean
00:05:45Oh, shut up
00:05:46You've been getting away with murder and it's got to stop, you understand?
00:05:49Shut up
00:05:49Just because we were friends before and used to work together
00:05:52I've been covering up for you
00:05:53That's got to stop too, you understand?
00:05:56Shut up
00:05:56I'll get you a pack and everything that goes with it
00:05:59And I want to see you down front in exactly five minutes
00:06:01Understand? Shut up
00:06:03You're gonna go on a long, long journey
00:06:05And you may not be back this way, you understand?
00:06:07Shut up
00:06:08Get you a pack and everything that goes with it
00:06:15Be down front in five minutes, understand?
00:06:16Shut up
00:06:17Go on a long, long trip, you're gonna be there soon
00:06:19Shut up
00:06:20Shut up
00:06:21Shut up
00:06:22He's libel under AR-605-300
00:06:26What's more, the CO can get him on the 104th and 107th articles award
00:06:30Now the record goes on his WDAGO form 20 and 24
00:06:34He could be eligible for a 615-360
00:06:37Uh, section 7, paragraph 49
00:06:39Oh, sure, I get it
00:06:41You saw how he acted in CCBX1 and 2
00:06:43And last summer he was a 293
00:06:45So you think he's covered in 615-360?
00:06:48Sure, an MR1-92
00:06:50His profile is 24.4.4.4 D-point
00:06:53Oh, brother, I ain't in the Army
00:06:56I'm back in the numbers racket
00:06:57Here's your mail, Corporal
00:06:58Well, I guess he'll take another crack at that bandit
00:07:02You think it'll work?
00:07:03It should
00:07:04There was a guy in here a little while ago that fixed it
00:07:06About time
00:07:07How do you like that?
00:07:16Now you don't even get the nickel back
00:07:17That's a creepy Army
00:07:19I asked for a transfer again
00:07:21They'd throw me right out of the battalion headquarters
00:07:22Sean, I see how many times I have to tell you
00:07:27This ain't a day room
00:07:28All right, sir
00:07:28Got a cigarette?
00:07:31Yeah, here
00:07:31Tell Sergeant McVeigh I want to see him right away
00:07:34Right
00:07:34Is Miller in?
00:07:35Yeah
00:07:35Hey, Miller, what do you think we got here?
00:07:41Midgets?
00:07:42Midgets?
00:07:42Midgets?
00:07:43Midgets?
00:07:44Midgets?
00:07:45Midgets?
00:07:46Captain, what about this training film tomorrow morning?
00:07:51Oh, yes
00:07:52That begins at 7 o'clock
00:07:54Now, the theater's two blocks away
00:07:55So I think we better fall out at 6.35
00:07:58They'll want us in front of battalion headquarters
00:08:00Not later than 6.25
00:08:01In that case, Davenport have the men lined up
00:08:04And ready to go at, uh, 6.15
00:08:06And Sarge, that Corwin's lost again
00:08:11Well, you better find him
00:08:12Right, Sarge
00:08:13Hey
00:08:15You see them lights?
00:08:19You see that sign?
00:08:21Well, let's be turning them off
00:08:23Sergeant McVeigh
00:08:24We've got to see the work, don't we?
00:08:26Yeah, well, what if Colonel Davis comes?
00:08:28He don't like lights on in the daytime
00:08:30Another thing, McVeigh
00:08:33The company has an early formation tomorrow
00:08:35And you better have those men fall out
00:08:36At 5 minutes before 6
00:08:37Five minutes before 6, huh?
00:08:41Yeah
00:08:41Oh, I tell you, I got some names here
00:08:43That are cockamamies
00:08:44Little Adarsky
00:08:46Schmallowitz
00:08:48Kazelli Osmiak
00:08:50Let me fall them out early
00:08:52Say about 5.45, huh?
00:08:54Okay
00:08:54Right, son
00:08:55Someday this guy's gonna blow his brains out
00:09:02If you ask me, he's already done it
00:09:04Well, let's go
00:09:34Yes, sir
00:09:38Yes, Captain
00:09:39Yes, sir
00:10:04See the first sergeant
00:10:13In the other room
00:10:13Go around the outside
00:10:23Through that door
00:10:25That door
00:10:31Go around the outside
00:10:36I admit it
00:10:37I mean, I'll see you
00:10:41But there was no record
00:10:42It's just as a backup
00:10:49THE END
00:11:19THE END
00:11:49Now get out on the parade grounds
00:11:5010 times around
00:11:51Double time, understand?
00:11:53Then come back here
00:11:54I got plans for you
00:11:56Go on, get the lead out of your bucket
00:12:00Wait a minute
00:12:01Come here
00:12:03Got a cigarette?
00:12:05Go on, get the lead out of your bucket
00:12:10I've been arguing with you
00:12:24Atcheton again
00:12:24Yeah?
00:12:25I don't dig this army at all
00:12:26I want overseas
00:12:28I stay here
00:12:29The guys that want to stay here
00:12:31Get overseas
00:12:32You forget there's a war on
00:12:33Yeah, but what do we get to do about it?
00:12:36When I was a civilian
00:12:36We had something doing every minute
00:12:38Singing, dancing, working in nightclubs
00:12:39I join the army
00:12:41I sit on my hands
00:12:42Nah
00:12:43I'm hungry
00:12:44Think I'll inspect the mess off
00:12:47Hiya, Sarge
00:12:50Been waiting up for me?
00:12:52How come you're late, Edwards?
00:12:53I was drunk
00:12:54I don't blame you
00:12:55With a kisser like that
00:12:56I'll be loaded all the time
00:12:57Why, thank you
00:12:59You're welcome
00:12:59Now go to the barracks, Edwards
00:13:00Get into your fatigues
00:13:01And report back here
00:13:02And if you have any social engagements
00:13:04Call your secretary
00:13:05And have her cancel them
00:13:06Sergeant's real brave today
00:13:13Can I get any mail?
00:13:18Sure took you a long time to sober up
00:13:20Took me a long time to get drunk
00:13:22My new girl had a date
00:13:24With another Joe last night
00:13:25What's the matter?
00:13:26Losing your appeal?
00:13:30Does that look like
00:13:31I'm losing my appeal?
00:13:33Wow
00:13:33Very tasty
00:13:35Hello
00:13:46Hello
00:13:48Is Sergeant Puccinelli in?
00:13:51No, he's out
00:13:51What did you want to see him about?
00:13:54It's of a rather personal nature
00:13:56Would you like to leave a message?
00:13:59Yes
00:14:00Just tell him Millie was here
00:14:02I'll be back in ten minutes
00:14:04On second thought
00:14:07Do you mind if I sit here
00:14:09And wait for a while?
00:14:10No, no
00:14:11Go right ahead
00:14:12Thanks
00:14:13Clark, do you have that field
00:14:18Manual?
00:14:19Manual?
00:14:19I want four copies of this, Clark
00:14:42It's to go to the adjutant
00:14:43But sir, I did this yesterday
00:14:45Are you dead?
00:14:47Yes, sir
00:14:47So you did
00:14:50Well, I want one more copy
00:14:53Yes, sir
00:14:54You know, it takes a fantastic amount of paperwork
00:14:56To administer even a little tank company
00:14:58Such as we have here
00:15:00Are you ready, Ernie?
00:15:03Not yet, dear
00:15:04I'll be right with you
00:15:05I've decided we can do without another copy of this
00:15:08That's our commanding officer
00:15:13Which one?
00:15:18Who in the company is that girl married to?
00:15:21I don't know, dear
00:15:22Shall we call Luella Parsons?
00:15:24Now, darling, don't get testy
00:15:26I just happen to know that she's a Titusville girl
00:15:29She works on the pulse
00:15:30She has a calcium deficiency
00:15:31And she's expecting
00:15:32Expecting?
00:15:33Yes, and don't ask me what she's expecting
00:15:36Where in the world did you uncover all this, Mrs. Sherlock Holmes?
00:15:40At the clinic yesterday
00:15:41I was there for my coal shot
00:15:43And one of the nurses told me about her
00:15:45What say?
00:15:47I just remembered
00:15:48There's been a mix-up in the O.D. roster
00:15:50I know
00:15:50I, uh, may get it
00:15:53No, you won't
00:15:54Lieutenant Torea stuck with Officer of the Day
00:15:56Are you sure?
00:15:58Yes
00:15:58Sally Pearson told me that the adjutant's wife told her
00:16:01That the adjutant said so at noon
00:16:03Oh, well
00:16:04If Sally said so, that settles it
00:16:06How are you getting along with, uh, Colonel Davis?
00:16:15Well, that depends
00:16:16How are you getting along with Mrs. Davis?
00:16:18That woman
00:16:19She's so rank-conscious
00:16:21How soon will you be ready to leave?
00:16:24Why don't you go to the club and wait?
00:16:26I have a lot of papers to sign
00:16:28Can't somebody else sign those?
00:16:30I'm the only one
00:16:32The United States Army has a high regard for my signature
00:16:35I wish the First National Bank did
00:16:38Where did you get these clothes, Sergeant?
00:16:50Quartermaster, sir
00:16:50And
00:16:52Why didn't you get a shipping ticket
00:16:54When you got the clothes?
00:16:57I don't know, sir
00:16:58Maybe they weren't paying attention
00:17:00When I drew the issue
00:17:01Then this is stolen goods
00:17:06No, sir
00:17:08I think I'll have to have a look at Army regulations
00:17:10But, Lieutenant Davenport, don't you trust me?
00:17:13This is no way to run a business
00:17:14Carry on
00:17:16He's going to tell me how to run a business
00:17:30Used to be a soda jerk
00:17:31He just ran out of soda
00:17:33I got to see the First Sergeant
00:17:35Hiya, kid
00:17:36I see you're still wearing your old head
00:17:37You leave me alone
00:17:39I got troubles
00:17:39In the Army?
00:17:40You got troubles?
00:17:42Yeah, and I got to see the First Sergeant right away
00:17:43It's important
00:17:44Take it easy
00:17:45Don't tell me how to take it
00:17:46I got to get a three-day pass
00:17:47The last guy in the U.S. Army
00:17:49That got a three-day pass
00:17:50Was Sergeant York
00:17:52Yeah, well, I don't care
00:17:53I got to see my wife
00:17:54It's an emergency
00:17:54I've had emergencies
00:17:55But could I get a pass?
00:17:57Bet you were never having a baby
00:17:59Kid, I never even had my appendix out
00:18:02Corwin
00:18:04Yes, sir
00:18:05Did you do those penalty tours?
00:18:08Yes, Corporal
00:18:08Did you report to the drill, Sergeant?
00:18:10Yes, Corporal
00:18:10Did you report to the men?
00:18:13I was scared
00:18:14I saw no surgery
00:18:14Why did you report
00:18:16I was worried
00:18:17I was worried
00:18:18I was worried
00:18:19I was weird
00:18:19but, at race
00:18:21After winning
00:18:22I was worried
00:18:23Or else you said
00:18:24Can you get some
00:18:26Aqui
00:18:27After losing
00:18:27And Europa
00:18:28Is what you saw
00:18:29In the gas
00:18:30industrious
00:18:30Bring
00:18:31Put
00:18:32Put
00:18:33Put
00:18:34See
00:18:34And
00:18:35applauds
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00:18:38θ§£
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