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At War With The Army (1950) Full Movie
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00:00:00
War. Total war. A struggle for survival.
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In this era of force and destruction, historians will argue.
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What was the most influential factor?
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What was the most deadly instrument? The most deadly weapon?
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Was it the overwhelming manpower?
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Was it the blistering fire of the burning rockets?
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Was it the thundering mail from heaven?
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The bombs? The plot busters?
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Was it the lightning-like ascension of the silent parachute?
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Was it the withering stutter of the light machine gun?
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Or the staccato of the Garand Drive?
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Was it the brutal juggernaut of the patent tank?
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Was it the flamethrower?
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Or was it the screaming anger of the faster-than-sound, quicker-than-death, be-to-rocket?
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No, it was none of these things.
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The most effective, the most deadly, the most terrifying weapon of all time was...
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Yes, you're right.
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Yes, you're right.
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The sergeant's whistle.
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All right, you guys, now I'm going to tell you something.
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Now the Kino's coming, see?
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And as usual, the Kino ain't very happy.
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And I ain't very happy either.
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Look at this junk.
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It looks like Coney Island on a Monday morning.
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Hi, Signs.
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What's the action?
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Did you see Corwin?
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Yeah, I seen him, but I couldn't take it, so I sent him over to the mess hall.
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He's on KP.
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Okay.
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Take him away.
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Right, Signs.
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All right, my friends.
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Now I want you to fall out, spread out, and pick up everything that ain't growin' or nail down!
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Up, up, up, up, up!
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All right, let's go!
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Let's have some food!
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Come on!
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Come on!
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Well, let's have it!
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What are they griping about?
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Well, they've got to eat them.
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I've got to cook them!
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In the Navy, they get steak, caviar and whipped cream cake.
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They have fancy cooks who know what cooking means.
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In the Army, we get mess, and it really is a mess.
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Oh, the Navy gets the gravy, but the Army gets the beans.
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Send the salami to your boy in the Army
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Yes, the Navy gets the gravy, but the Army gets the beans.
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Nothing but beans.
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Navy service is ideal
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Printed menus every meal
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And they decorate your plate with parsley greens
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In the army we get chow that you wouldn't feed a child
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Oh, the navy gets the gravy, but the army gets the beans
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Beautiful beans, the gorgeous beans, the succulent beans
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And the bologna, because I'm skinny and bongy
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Yes, the navy gets the gravy, but the army gets the beans
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Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans
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Nothing but beans
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Loving those beans, hugging those beans
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No, it didn't mean for me, I love you
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Nothing but beans
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Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans
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Oh, I was born at the age of three, as smart as I could be
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Sure, it takes a great mentality to dish out all the beans
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Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing
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Oh, but steam bell-bottom pants are conducive to romance
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They all wine and dine and love by movie queens
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But you wear a khaki frame and you get a wacky dame
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Oh, the navy gets the
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The army gets the
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I hit the jackpot
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But it's always a crackpot
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Yes, the navy gets the gravy, but the army gets the beans
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Did you know that the navy gets all of the gravy?
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Did you know that the army gets all of the beans?
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Oh, a soldier's a coward if he doesn't lick the platter clean
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Oh, a soldier's a coward if he leaves the solitary beans
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Oh, it isn't the fighting that will make a soldier cross and mean
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It is only the beans
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You can grab a marine and you show him a bean
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He says, what does it mean that I never have seen
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So you grab a civilian and one in a million can identify
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So I say to you, why do we gotta have beans?
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Multiple beans, product and beans, suppulant beans
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Nothing but beans
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Shmeen
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Nothing but beans
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What do you think you're cooking around here?
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Bean
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Oh, shut up
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You've been getting away with murder and it's got to stop, you understand?
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Shut up
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Just because we were friends before and used to work together
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I've been covering up for you
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That's got to stop too, you understand?
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Shut up
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I'll get you a pack and everything that goes with it
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And I want to see you down front in exactly five minutes
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Understand? Shut up
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You're gonna go on a long, long journey
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And you may not be back this way, you understand?
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Shut up
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Get you a pack and everything that goes with it
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Be down front in five minutes, understand?
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Shut up
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Go on a long, long trip, you're gonna be there soon
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Shut up
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Shut up
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Shut up
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He's libel under AR-605-300
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What's more, the CO can get him on the 104th and 107th articles award
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Now the record goes on his WDAGO form 20 and 24
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He could be eligible for a 615-360
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Uh, section 7, paragraph 49
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Oh, sure, I get it
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You saw how he acted in CCBX1 and 2
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And last summer he was a 293
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So you think he's covered in 615-360?
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Sure, an MR1-92
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His profile is 24.4.4.4 D-point
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Oh, brother, I ain't in the Army
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I'm back in the numbers racket
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Here's your mail, Corporal
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Well, I guess he'll take another crack at that bandit
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You think it'll work?
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It should
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There was a guy in here a little while ago that fixed it
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About time
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How do you like that?
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Now you don't even get the nickel back
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That's a creepy Army
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I asked for a transfer again
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They'd throw me right out of the battalion headquarters
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Sean, I see how many times I have to tell you
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This ain't a day room
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All right, sir
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Got a cigarette?
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Yeah, here
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Tell Sergeant McVeigh I want to see him right away
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Right
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Is Miller in?
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Yeah
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Hey, Miller, what do you think we got here?
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Midgets?
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Midgets?
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Midgets?
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Midgets?
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Midgets?
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Midgets?
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Captain, what about this training film tomorrow morning?
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Oh, yes
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That begins at 7 o'clock
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Now, the theater's two blocks away
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So I think we better fall out at 6.35
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They'll want us in front of battalion headquarters
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Not later than 6.25
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In that case, Davenport have the men lined up
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And ready to go at, uh, 6.15
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And Sarge, that Corwin's lost again
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Well, you better find him
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Right, Sarge
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Hey
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You see them lights?
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You see that sign?
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Well, let's be turning them off
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Sergeant McVeigh
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We've got to see the work, don't we?
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Yeah, well, what if Colonel Davis comes?
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He don't like lights on in the daytime
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Another thing, McVeigh
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The company has an early formation tomorrow
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And you better have those men fall out
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At 5 minutes before 6
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Five minutes before 6, huh?
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Yeah
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Oh, I tell you, I got some names here
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That are cockamamies
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Little Adarsky
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Schmallowitz
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Kazelli Osmiak
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Let me fall them out early
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Say about 5.45, huh?
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Okay
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Right, son
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Someday this guy's gonna blow his brains out
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If you ask me, he's already done it
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Well, let's go
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Yes, sir
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Yes, Captain
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Yes, sir
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See the first sergeant
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In the other room
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Go around the outside
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Through that door
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That door
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Go around the outside
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I admit it
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I mean, I'll see you
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But there was no record
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It's just as a backup
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THE END
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THE END
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Now get out on the parade grounds
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10 times around
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Double time, understand?
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Then come back here
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I got plans for you
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Go on, get the lead out of your bucket
00:12:00
Wait a minute
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Come here
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Got a cigarette?
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Go on, get the lead out of your bucket
00:12:10
I've been arguing with you
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Atcheton again
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Yeah?
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I don't dig this army at all
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I want overseas
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I stay here
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The guys that want to stay here
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Get overseas
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You forget there's a war on
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Yeah, but what do we get to do about it?
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When I was a civilian
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We had something doing every minute
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Singing, dancing, working in nightclubs
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I join the army
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I sit on my hands
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Nah
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I'm hungry
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Think I'll inspect the mess off
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Hiya, Sarge
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Been waiting up for me?
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How come you're late, Edwards?
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I was drunk
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I don't blame you
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With a kisser like that
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I'll be loaded all the time
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Why, thank you
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You're welcome
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Now go to the barracks, Edwards
00:13:00
Get into your fatigues
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And report back here
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And if you have any social engagements
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Call your secretary
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And have her cancel them
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Sergeant's real brave today
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Can I get any mail?
00:13:18
Sure took you a long time to sober up
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Took me a long time to get drunk
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My new girl had a date
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With another Joe last night
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What's the matter?
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Losing your appeal?
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Does that look like
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I'm losing my appeal?
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Wow
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Very tasty
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Hello
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Hello
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Is Sergeant Puccinelli in?
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No, he's out
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What did you want to see him about?
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It's of a rather personal nature
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Would you like to leave a message?
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Yes
00:14:00
Just tell him Millie was here
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I'll be back in ten minutes
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On second thought
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Do you mind if I sit here
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And wait for a while?
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No, no
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Go right ahead
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Thanks
00:14:13
Clark, do you have that field
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Manual?
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Manual?
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I want four copies of this, Clark
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It's to go to the adjutant
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But sir, I did this yesterday
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Are you dead?
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Yes, sir
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So you did
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Well, I want one more copy
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Yes, sir
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You know, it takes a fantastic amount of paperwork
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To administer even a little tank company
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Such as we have here
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Are you ready, Ernie?
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Not yet, dear
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I'll be right with you
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I've decided we can do without another copy of this
00:15:08
That's our commanding officer
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Which one?
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Who in the company is that girl married to?
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I don't know, dear
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Shall we call Luella Parsons?
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Now, darling, don't get testy
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I just happen to know that she's a Titusville girl
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She works on the pulse
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She has a calcium deficiency
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And she's expecting
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Expecting?
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Yes, and don't ask me what she's expecting
00:15:36
Where in the world did you uncover all this, Mrs. Sherlock Holmes?
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At the clinic yesterday
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I was there for my coal shot
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And one of the nurses told me about her
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What say?
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I just remembered
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There's been a mix-up in the O.D. roster
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I know
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I, uh, may get it
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No, you won't
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Lieutenant Torea stuck with Officer of the Day
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Are you sure?
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Yes
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Sally Pearson told me that the adjutant's wife told her
00:16:01
That the adjutant said so at noon
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Oh, well
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If Sally said so, that settles it
00:16:06
How are you getting along with, uh, Colonel Davis?
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Well, that depends
00:16:16
How are you getting along with Mrs. Davis?
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That woman
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She's so rank-conscious
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How soon will you be ready to leave?
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Why don't you go to the club and wait?
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I have a lot of papers to sign
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Can't somebody else sign those?
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I'm the only one
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The United States Army has a high regard for my signature
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I wish the First National Bank did
00:16:38
Where did you get these clothes, Sergeant?
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Quartermaster, sir
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And
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Why didn't you get a shipping ticket
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When you got the clothes?
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I don't know, sir
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Maybe they weren't paying attention
00:17:00
When I drew the issue
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Then this is stolen goods
00:17:06
No, sir
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I think I'll have to have a look at Army regulations
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But, Lieutenant Davenport, don't you trust me?
00:17:13
This is no way to run a business
00:17:14
Carry on
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He's going to tell me how to run a business
00:17:30
Used to be a soda jerk
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He just ran out of soda
00:17:33
I got to see the First Sergeant
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Hiya, kid
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I see you're still wearing your old head
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You leave me alone
00:17:39
I got troubles
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In the Army?
00:17:40
You got troubles?
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Yeah, and I got to see the First Sergeant right away
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It's important
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Take it easy
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Don't tell me how to take it
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I got to get a three-day pass
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The last guy in the U.S. Army
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That got a three-day pass
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Was Sergeant York
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Yeah, well, I don't care
00:17:53
I got to see my wife
00:17:54
It's an emergency
00:17:54
I've had emergencies
00:17:55
But could I get a pass?
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Bet you were never having a baby
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Kid, I never even had my appendix out
00:18:02
Corwin
00:18:04
Yes, sir
00:18:05
Did you do those penalty tours?
00:18:08
Yes, Corporal
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Did you report to the drill, Sergeant?
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Yes, Corporal
00:18:10
Did you report to the men?
00:18:13
I was scared
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I saw no surgery
00:18:14
Why did you report
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I was worried
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I was worried
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I was worried
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I was weird
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but, at race
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After winning
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I was worried
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Or else you said
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Can you get some
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Aqui
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After losing
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And Europa
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Is what you saw
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In the gas
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industrious
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Bring
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Put
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Put
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Put
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See
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And
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applauds
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ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π΄
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θ§£
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Leslie
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Quer
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Er
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Se
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