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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E04
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00:30Go, go, go, go, go.
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05:28Go, go, go, go.
05:33Go, go, go.
05:33I'm gonna keep your secret.
05:36I owe you.
05:37And you're gonna keep mine.
05:38I'm sorry, I don't know your secret.
05:40He's the same as yours.
05:42We're partners now.
06:00You're welcome.
06:02Go, go, go.
06:05Go, go.
06:13up with the Joneses, don't wanna run for the roses, I got my pocket opposing, sometimes
06:28I wonder why, sometimes I wonder why, I just don't have the Joneses, don't wanna smell
06:39their dying roses, I got my pocket full of roses, I don't keep up with the Joneses,
07:14how can I go to the Joneses?
07:16Hey!
07:18Ron!
07:20Marlee!
07:21How are our perfect grandkids?
07:23Did you hear Tori won her tournament?
07:24We did, we heard all about it, congratulations.
07:27We're so proud.
07:28It's remarkable really, how resilient she is.
07:32You should come to her next match.
07:34Invite us and we'll come.
07:35Oh, I'm sorry. I assumed your son had invited you.
07:40It's fine. Tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture.
07:44I told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from
07:47all the chaos. What chaos?
07:51She didn't mean chaos. Pretty sure she did.
07:56What chaos, Marley? You know something I don't know?
08:00Well, I'm just not as close to it as you are. No, you're not.
08:06I think you forgot to grab the oatmeal.
08:13She didn't mean any of that the way it sounded.
08:16Oh, yes, she did.
08:17I guess what I meant was she doesn't mean to be the way she is.
08:26These people are assholes. There's no getting around that.
08:29But you work in a profession that tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course.
08:34And I know, it sucks having to put on your suit and go ask guys beneath your pay grade for
08:38a job.
08:39But ultimately, you and I are in sales coupe.
08:43We sell ourselves. You know what they say, trading sucks, sales swallows.
08:47Is there any way you could postpone this lecture?
08:50I just ran into Harvey Ratner.
08:51I will pay you to stop talking.
08:54With what?
08:55The Ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new CIO.
08:59The Ratners? I'm not dead yet, am I?
09:00I know it's not ideal, but right now more than anything we need you back in the game.
09:05I just need to take a beat.
09:08You're already taking a beat.
09:10You can't take a beat from taking a beat.
09:12What are you worried about?
09:13I paid your bill.
09:15Yes.
09:16The brown bag of cash.
09:18I don't think that isn't keeping me up at night.
09:20I need you back at work.
09:21Cool.
09:23You need you back at work.
09:24I think what I need is a little hiatus.
09:27Sure.
09:30Or, and I'm just spitballing here,
09:33maybe that will leave you well and truly fucked.
09:36Now is not the time for a hiatus.
09:39Now is the time for a solid, low-level panic.
09:42You heard Massey.
09:43God only knows how long this lawsuit will take.
09:46Nice of you to join us.
09:47Sorry, sorry.
09:48Jesus.
09:4910 after.
09:50Calm down.
09:52You know, the old timers already beat us to the first tee.
09:54Sorry, I got waylaid by my fucking contractor.
09:57You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me,
09:59we'd have been done months ago.
10:01Our last renovation almost ended the marriage.
10:04Are you married?
10:05I hadn't noticed.
10:06Fuck you.
10:07How far over budget are you?
10:09Oh, you mean there's a budget?
10:10Someone should tell my wife.
10:11Grace does have an eye.
10:12Tell me about it.
10:14There it is.
10:17Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper?
10:20I had to.
10:21My Richard Mill got stolen.
10:22How do you know she took it?
10:23I don't, for sure, but she was the only one who had access.
10:26Besides, she was getting way too comfortable.
10:33It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood.
10:36That watch is a serious piece of hardware.
10:40Any chance it might be recovered?
10:41Maybe, if the cops gave a shit, which they don't.
10:44The detective thinks I just misplaced it like,
10:47like I'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch.
10:51So you told the cops?
10:53Yeah.
10:54I needed a police report for the insurance.
10:58Nice.
10:59So you're covered.
11:01Sure.
11:02We'll get a fat shack, but it's a limited edition piece.
11:07Irreplaceable.
11:07Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District.
11:09You can probably get it for you on the gray market.
11:11You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday thing.
11:13Gordy.
11:16What?
11:17Guys, I'm invited.
11:19It's fine.
11:20Seriously?
11:21Yes.
11:22You see?
11:25There you go, Barney.
11:27There you go.
11:35Hey, do you have a copy of yesterday's Navajo board?
11:37Oh, yeah.
11:38Let me pull it up.
11:46Give me a little bit of you.
11:57You.
11:57You owe me.
11:59It's your turn.
12:00No.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Fine.
12:04I shot it over to you.
12:09All right, we covered the tables at the bar, the dance floor over the pool.
12:13So we'll do a whole indoor-outdoor thing with seating for $150.
12:16But what can we do about that?
12:17We are coffee months.
12:18Don't ask me.
12:19Okay.
12:20Come on.
12:20We gotta hit all four floors here.
12:22I want a full permethrin spread.
12:24I want vinegar seals the worst.
12:26Okay.
12:26We could do a flower wall.
12:29Hide that whole section.
12:30Or we could build a board wrap of some kind.
12:33What do you think, Notorious?
12:35Why not both?
12:36More is more.
12:37I know.
12:38More is more.
12:39What's going on here?
12:40Hey, it's the almost birthday girl.
12:43You weren't supposed to be home yet.
12:45Melanie.
12:46Jane Reuben.
12:47Reuben Catering and Events.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:51I told you I didn't want to party.
12:53No, no, I don't.
12:54Sorry, my bad.
12:54Yeah, Jose.
12:55Hey, Jose.
12:55Hey.
12:56Come on, Mom.
12:57You can't cancel now.
12:58Nana Pups are gonna be so disappointed.
13:00You called my parents in Boca?
13:02It was gonna be a surprise.
13:03I'm flying them out.
13:04My parents are not coming here.
13:05No, why not?
13:06But come on, Mom.
13:07It's gonna be great.
13:08Ma'am?
13:08Nana's totally not racist anymore.
13:10Remember that Uber driver she told us about?
13:11Ma'am?
13:12That's why I'm calling?
13:14That is not happening.
13:18Oh, good.
13:18Is this okay?
13:19She'll come around.
13:21That's what my dad said.
13:25I'm sorry about this.
13:26I think Nick and I just, um, had a miscommunication.
13:31Well, I can tell you he is going all out for you.
13:36I wish my husband would think more like him.
13:39Oh.
13:39How long have you two been married?
13:51A lot of shopping bags in your closet.
13:53Half of them are returns.
13:55Oh, and Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding.
13:59What's wrong with your old saddle?
14:00This one's for dressage.
14:02Apparently, our daughter has a very strong seat.
14:05Oh, I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult.
14:10Why?
14:12What's wrong?
14:13I think, with the renovation and everything, we should try to cut back on spending.
14:18Just for a little while.
14:19Hey, are we okay?
14:20No.
14:21We're just a little gas crunch.
14:24We're fine.
14:25Good.
14:27Because, um, we can always return the specter.
14:34Or, um, I don't know, I guess I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas.
14:49Better?
14:56Let me see it on again.
14:57Oh, no, no.
14:58Oh, no.
15:05Whoa...
15:06Oh!
15:07Oh!
15:15Ah!
15:16Who is...?
15:17Jack Black.
15:19Ah. Hey, wanna watch a movie?
15:24No gig tonight?
15:26Mmm, private event.
15:28Come on, we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films.
15:32I know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right?
15:34Well, that's disappointing.
15:35What is S.O.S.?
15:37What is S.O.S.?
15:39Are you using your chest as a bowl?
15:41Ah. Well, it's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system.
15:47Disgusting.
15:47What the fuck is that?
15:49Probably mom, with a vacuum cleaner,
15:52wanting to talk about your life decisions.
15:54Worse than the kids.
15:56Coming!
15:58Who is Alice Cooper?
16:07What are you doing here?
16:08I need to talk to you.
16:15I shouldn't be here.
16:16And yet, here you are.
16:18Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:19What?
16:20Massey was in Jack's office today.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me.
16:26He's my lawyer.
16:27This didn't look like that.
16:29What did it look like?
16:30Like, Massey's in Jack's pocket.
16:32There are laws against that.
16:33Did you pay a retainer?
16:35Sign a contract?
16:37You said it'd get back to me. Shit, are you sure?
16:39Think of everything you know about Jack.
16:42And Massey.
16:45Hire someone else.
16:46Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't.
16:52What's Jack giving you?
16:54What?
16:55For all this. What's Jack giving you?
16:56Come on.
16:58A higher floor.
17:01Drax.
17:01He'd fire me if he knew I was here.
17:03I know.
17:04I appreciate it.
17:07I'm gonna go.
17:12Well, uh...
17:13Thank you for coming by.
17:16You must be wishing you never met me.
17:20Well...
17:21It was a fun weekend.
17:25It was.
17:58It was a fun weekend.
18:00Who was that?
18:01Fucking everybody.
18:04What is going on with you?
18:12Oh, God.
18:15Give me a second.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Hey.
18:22Already?
18:23Yeah, uh...
18:25Yeah, I mean...
18:27Sure.
18:30Okay.
18:30I'll be right there.
18:32Great.
18:34I gotta go.
18:43When Elita said she wanted to be partners, it turned out she meant immediately.
18:46So now I would be committing felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife.
18:51Which, if nothing else, was a pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control.
18:56On the other hand, it was never a bad thing to have some backup.
18:59Hey.
19:01What car is this?
19:02Snakes. Or errands.
19:06Nice touch.
19:09What's that?
19:10Wi-Fi jammer.
19:12Kills the cameras.
19:14You've got gear.
19:15The right tool for the right job.
19:38Are you sure about this?
19:40Mm-hmm.
19:41Aren't women supposed to be sentimental about their jewelry?
19:46Not about the pandemic.
19:47It wasn't there.
19:48It's from her ex-husband.
19:50Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite in a divorce.
19:52She never wears it.
19:53How does she know that?
19:55Audrey knows everything.
19:57Turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing.
19:59And there was almost nothing about us that they didn't know.
20:02They were a social network, like any other, supporting each other, covering for each other, spreading information like currency across
20:09the neighborhood.
20:09These women moving quietly and unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything.
20:17And sharing it in WhatsApp groups and weekly card games.
20:21And Elena, she was at the center of it all.
20:26We did four jobs in two weeks, all surgical, all clean, all thanks to Elena.
20:31Everything was where she said it would be.
20:33And it was all stuff no one would miss for a while.
20:36If ever.
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21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting?
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:06Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15It's a family dinner.
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20What introduction?
22:20He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos!
22:25Hey!
22:32Take it easy.
22:35Don't be kidding.
22:39No, I turned to my novio.
22:41Coop.
22:42This is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How do you do?
22:46Hola, primo.
22:47Prima.
22:47How are you?
22:48Good.
22:50You brought a Tinder date to my house?
22:52No.
22:53This is my business associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:05Let's go.
23:07No.
23:07No way.
23:08I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay.
23:12Just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:16And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved involved.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28But you're crazy.
23:29What are you doing with this guy?
23:31I know what I'm doing.
23:32Don't worry.
23:32If they look at him, Echo is an lawyer who makes a deal.
23:35They give you a point.
23:36You lose everything.
23:37He has more than to lose what you think.
23:39What are you doing?
23:40What are they doing?
23:41They're doing everything.
23:42I know that you're killing you working double while Julio is curing on the back.
23:46It's too much for you, my brother.
23:48So you're saying we deserve this?
23:50Life doesn't give you what you deserve, but what you can negotiate.
23:56This is about Chivo.
23:59What are you talking about?
24:02Hmm?
24:05You have to have a lot of luck on Chivo.
24:09$5,000 per code.
24:11What are you saying?
24:17I get paid in cash.
24:18Up front.
24:19Okay.
24:20We haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally.
24:23So maybe we could put a pin in that.
24:24And maybe we can sidebar.
24:26Can you...
24:38Thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house.
24:41Is that where you're from?
24:43Yeah.
24:44When did you move here?
24:46I was, uh, 23.
24:49My parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences.
24:52Oh.
24:54What kind of bad influences?
24:57Keeping it vague, huh?
25:00What does it matter?
25:01I've been here 12 years, and look at me now.
25:03Robbing houses with a banker.
25:05It's a hedge fund, but whatever.
25:09You can use a housekeeper.
25:11I have a service.
25:12Comes twice a week.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Getting ripped off.
25:18So, you know, you never did tell me
25:20why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's.
25:24I wanted in.
25:25Well, yeah, but why?
25:29I mean, look, if we're gonna be partners,
25:30we might as well know at least this about each other.
25:36I've been cleaning houses 10 years.
25:38I know women who've been doing it into their 70s.
25:40And for what?
25:43What do they get?
25:46At a certain point, it feels like not taking the shortcut
25:49is a bigger crime than the actual crime.
25:52Well, what's the end game?
25:53Bringing my parents here, for starters.
25:56I know an immigration lawyer might be able to help with that.
25:58You make it sound like all I have to do is sign the right forms.
26:02It takes a lot of money to get them here.
26:04It takes even more money to keep them here.
26:07And...
26:07giving them a life.
26:09Fair enough.
26:10And then there's Jibo getting in trouble faster than I can get him out.
26:14You wouldn't understand.
26:15Well, I don't know if you're right about that.
26:18They just moved my sister in with me.
26:21In here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22And you're okay with that?
26:23Yeah.
26:24I mean, you know.
26:25I don't know.
26:25You get used to living with people.
26:29There's a presence.
26:30Even if they're not in the same room.
26:32Or if you're asleep.
26:34An empty house just feels different.
26:37More like a tomb, you know?
26:39And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home.
26:42And that, I can tell you from personal experience, leads to some very poor decisions.
26:46I should get your money.
27:06You're cut from the last two jobs.
27:11You don't want to count it?
27:15I trust you.
27:16No, you don't.
27:17Not yet, anyway.
27:19I'm gonna count it when I get home.
27:21That's what I would do.
27:27Thanks for a beer group.
27:32You sure about Hector?
27:34You sure about any of this?
27:39Okay, so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up?
27:43Ah, next week.
27:46I would have been married 11 years.
27:50Were you tempted to reach out to Bruce again?
27:54No.
27:56I do wonder what he would have gotten me.
28:00It was a steel anniversary.
28:02Or turquoise.
28:04The internet is divided.
28:06How did it feel in your body to think about that?
28:11Heavy.
28:13In my legs.
28:16Like I'm stuck in the mud.
28:21I heard Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins on the radio on my way to a gig.
28:25That was supposed to be our wedding song.
28:29And, um...
28:31And I got through the whole thing this time.
28:33Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse.
28:38And did you make it to the gig?
28:40I did.
28:43And?
28:44They offered me a regular slot.
28:48That's terrific.
28:50How did Andy react? He must have been proud.
28:52I haven't told him. I haven't told anyone.
28:55Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art.
29:00You were rewarded for it.
29:03Can you let yourself celebrate that?
29:06Historically, uh, things don't go so well when I celebrate.
29:10Let's talk about that.
29:13Elena picked a target.
29:15And Hector came through with our first $5,000 alarm code.
29:18One, two, three.
29:22Oh, come on.
29:23Come on.
29:28Hector, my man.
29:29It could sound a little less surprised.
29:31Oh, I'm sorry. It's just a little nerve-wracking.
29:37Elena, is there a dog here?
29:39Died last month.
29:40They made Lorelai handle the burial.
29:41Thank God.
29:42I mean, not thank God. That's awful.
29:46God.
29:47Handle the burial?
29:49That's rough. No pun intended.
29:53How does that compare to what, uh, Nick makes you do?
29:56Well, that's easy.
29:57Plus, he's barely home anymore.
29:59Yeah.
29:59Thanks for that.
30:00Shit. Sorry.
30:01But isn't this bitter act getting a little old?
30:04You're telling me you never cheated on anybody?
30:06Never.
30:07Wow. Really?
30:08It sounded a little less surprised.
30:12Okay.
30:14I think I found it.
30:15Okay.
30:16So, we're looking for anything Hermes.
30:18Mrs. Hicks' sales associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season Birkin colorways,
30:22so she's too offended to wear any of the bags.
30:24Anything on the island is fair deal.
30:27Uh...
30:28There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the Hermes Birkin, named after singer-actress Jane Birkin.
30:35They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen trained in centuries-old equestrian trade techniques.
30:40Using only the highest-end leather, exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware, the Birkin is the crown jewel of any
30:47woman's handbag collection.
30:48The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermes boutique and buy one. You've got to play the Hermes
30:53game.
30:54Which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories, aka Birkin bait, just to get waitlisted for the privilege
31:00of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
31:03And you thought hedge funds were...
31:05What the fuck is that?
31:06There's another alarm? Why the fuck is there another alarm? Hello?
31:10Try the house code.
31:11There's no fucking keypad. Where do I find a keypad? Do you know?
31:15It's gotta be there somewhere.
31:16Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got it. I got it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Holy shit.
31:23Coop?
31:23It's not working. It's not working.
31:25Coop?
31:26Fuck! It's not... What do I do?
31:27Get out of there!
31:33What the fuck kind of security system is this?
31:38Jesus Christ.
31:44Coop, where are you? Get out of here!
31:46Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
31:47Why not?
31:48Because they got another dog.
31:51The dog.
31:53Hey.
31:55Hi.
31:57You want a treat?
31:59Huh?
32:12Coming up front.
32:13Do not come up front. Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have a choice.
32:23Coop?
32:24Leave it!
32:32Fuck.
32:38Where the hell are you?
32:39I'm on the street.
32:40Oh, go run east.
32:41Which way is east?
32:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
32:47I don't know where I'm going.
32:48I don't know where I'm going.
32:53Tell me where I'm going.
33:04Coop, there are cops everywhere. Just be careful, okay?
33:07I don't know where I'm going.
33:08Shit, fuck.
33:12Okay, okay.
33:34My fucking earpiece.
33:37Hey!
33:38I got a knife!
33:39I got a knife!
33:39I got a knife!
33:39I got a knife!
33:40Come on!
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:46I got a knife!
33:47We see you! Stop!
33:48Stop!
33:52Coop?
33:54Hello?
34:07Let's go!
34:15Let's go!
34:17Okay, okay, okay.
34:18Throw the lights, throw the lights.
34:20Okay, okay, turn it off.
34:22Okay, turn it off.
34:22Okay, turn it off.
34:23Okay, turn it off.
34:31Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:58Hey, I need your air wrap.
35:03Mom, what, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:07I just have to do my makeup.
35:18So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on.
35:22I'll help you.
35:24Oh, yeah, sorry.
35:25Just, like, look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:50Okay, please open space, please.
35:52Oh, there you are.
35:53Happy birthday.
35:55Happy birthday.
35:58You look beautiful.
36:00Um, bar.
36:02Now.
36:02Oh, now.
36:03Oh, but not...
36:05Oh, you're gonna stand here.
36:07Oh.
36:08Wow.
36:11Yeah.
36:12Just, you know.
36:15Babe.
36:19A meltini.
36:21Tonight's signature drink.
36:22Baby, I just really want a vodka martini.
36:25Very dirty.
36:26Yeah, that's what the meltini is.
36:28I know what you like, babe.
36:30Hey, girl.
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh, my God.
36:34We're both fire signs.
36:37Really?
36:37Yeah.
36:38We're more into Enneagrams here.
36:40You mean, like, word games?
36:42Uh...
36:43Yeah.
36:43Yeah, sure.
36:45Right.
36:46Wow.
36:47I mean...
36:48Okay.
36:49Oh.
36:49Hey, Sam.
36:50Paul.
36:52Could you give us a minute?
36:53I don't think so.
36:54We're here first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails?
36:58Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers.
37:00God knows we pay them enough.
37:01I pay them enough.
37:02You can afford it.
37:03Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home.
37:06Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Bastion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this.
37:12Oh, you should go back up there.
37:15It looks like they're proofing your girlfriend at the bar.
37:21Ladies.
37:23Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck?
37:49How did Hector not know about the second alarm?
37:51They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for, okay?
37:54Well, for five grand, you better fucking know.
37:55Can you sit down?
37:56You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one.
38:01Okay.
38:01Do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me a phone.
38:04I'm gonna order the rest on DoorDash.
38:06Fucker.
38:06I need your face.
38:08Oh, man.
38:10Oh.
38:15Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
38:18Oh, my God.
38:18It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Levitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's?
38:28No, Paul is just a dick, okay?
38:30Can we please drop this?
38:31No.
38:35Okay.
38:38Ready?
38:38Yeah.
38:41Uh...
38:43We gotta be more careful.
38:44People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No.
38:48About me being chased by police and a dog.
38:51Hey.
38:52It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite,
38:58but I would still probably put some antibiotics on this.
39:00It'll be fine.
39:00What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector.
39:04Okay?
39:04Okay.
39:05You know what?
39:06I'll be fine.
39:07I'll be fine.
39:08I gotta go.
39:09I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late?
39:11Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party.
39:13I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Coop.
39:19I know.
39:19Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for this bad bitch.
39:23Tequila shots.
39:24Doubles, please.
39:25And we have gone Julio.
39:26None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:27Go and ask adults.
39:29Line them up.
39:30Strong.
39:31Here we go.
39:31It's your baby.
39:34Oh.
39:35Happy birthday.
39:36That's my girl.
39:37Oh!
39:39Allie?
39:42Happy birthday, Melie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:47Melie, we haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her through her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57May I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight?
40:01Please don't leave.
40:03Okay?
40:04Fuck yourself, Coop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:10Yay!
40:14Okay, let's stand.
40:16Oh, come on.
40:17Birthday girl dance.
40:19Birthday girl dance.
40:20Come on.
40:20I'm a happy man.
40:22I'm a happy man.
40:22I'm a happy man.
40:22I'm a happy man.
40:23It's all this fun.
40:24I'm a happy man.
40:24Get what I want, what I want, what I want, what I want, cause I like it.
40:28I walk into the room, got all eyes on me.
40:31You know I am the mood, my own energy.
40:36And I want it my way, yeah.
41:12Hey, Cat, how are you?
41:15Looking good.
41:16Hey, Cat, how are you?
41:27Looking good.
41:28That's quite a picture.
41:32Are you gonna do something about it?
41:33It got out of bed, didn't it?
41:34You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow.
41:41You nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:02Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:19Yeah, I got you.
42:20There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:40You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong,
42:50or are you going to stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52All you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever,
42:57with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you,
43:05and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could,
43:15and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22Right, it made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:47Oh.
43:48Hey.
43:49Hey.
43:50You came.
43:51Yeah, just in time to get my ass handed to me
43:54by our daughter.
43:55Well, I got to pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:03Wow.
44:04We went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello, hello.
44:08Justin.
44:11That's my kid.
44:14Hey.
44:15You can have a walk.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16Ladies, Mel.
44:17Hey.
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:34Come on.
44:35Just let him do it.
44:36You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:39Come on.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes, you got it.
44:50Got you a drink, huh?
44:51I love it.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but...
44:57How could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:03Oh.
45:03Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you
45:11because I want to be better for you.
45:13You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your Mel-teenies
45:28for the birthday girl.
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:40Wilson.
46:08Got it.
46:15Sorry, I am one of those people
46:17that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:20That was beautiful, Nick.
46:21Literal tears.
46:25Yeah, clearly an emotional moment
46:27for all of us.
46:29Give a round of applause to Nick.
46:31Yeah.
46:33Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:34Yeah.
46:35Yeah.
46:36Yeah.
46:40That's a very tough act to follow,
46:42but I'm just going to steal this stool here
46:45from the, sorry, from the DJ.
46:48So,
46:52I would like to,
46:53I would love
46:55to play a song
46:57in honor of the birthday girl.
47:02Oh, and, uh,
47:04I will be playing weeknights
47:05at the Tap Ale House
47:07if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:19I have a picture
47:24pinned to my wall
47:26an image of you and of me
47:31and we're laughing
47:33we're loving it all
47:38but look at our lives now
47:42all tattered and torn
47:47we fuss and we fight
47:49and delight in the tears
47:52that we breath until dawn
47:55We'll be playing weeknights
47:57Oh, hold me now
47:59Oh, hold me now
48:00Oh, hold my heart
48:05Stay with me
48:08Let love us fall
48:12Let love us fall
48:14Save me
48:16Let love us fall
48:21Let love us fall
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now
48:38Hey
48:41You okay?
48:4818 years of marriage
48:51You never once asked me that
48:54Well, for what it's worth
48:57I wish I had
49:02Huh
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these in stores, though
49:16But this I happened to get
49:18in Hunter's room
49:19Oh, great
49:22Please, don't worry about him now
49:23Worry about him when he gets better
49:25at hiding it
49:25Tell that to your mother
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket
49:28the other day
49:28for being a bad parent
49:30I think that's just her way
49:32of saying she misses you
49:35Maybe she's right
49:38Maybe we are fucking up our kids
49:40Well, she would know
49:41She set the industry standard
49:43of terrible parenting
49:44Coop
49:45Okay
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up
49:49But please
49:50Give yourself a break
49:54Whatever we have done to them
49:56Started way before the divorce
49:58So
50:14To answer your question
50:15I'm not okay
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore
50:25I'm numb
50:25All the time
50:29I miss moments
50:30I can't ever get back
50:31Every day
50:32Moments with the kids
50:35My patients
50:36My god
50:38I'm a terrible fucking therapist
50:39Right now
50:40You're not a terrible therapist
50:42No, no
50:42Trust me
50:43You're not there
50:45Maybe it's not enough
50:46They fuck up our kids
50:47They gotta fuck up
50:48Everybody else's kids, too
50:49Well, it's good to have goals
51:01Feels like I've been angry
51:02For so long
51:03I thought I was angry at you
51:04But
51:05Now you're gone
51:06I'm still so angry
51:12I'm just fucked up
51:17Yeah, I did very well
51:30You ask if I love you
51:33Well, what could I say
51:38You know that I do
51:43And this is just one of those games
51:47That you play
51:48So I'll sing you a new song
51:54Please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:08Oh, and hold me now
52:14Oh, warm my heart
52:21Stay with me
52:25Let a loving start
52:28Let a loving start
52:31Oh, hold me now
52:34Oh, warm my heart
52:41Stay with me
52:46Let a loving start
52:49Let a loving start
52:51Oh, hi
52:53Hi
53:03Damn it
53:10Probably should get that fixed
53:12It's on the list
53:13Hold me now
53:15Hold me now
53:16Hold me now
53:18Oh, my heart
53:22Stay with me
53:27Let a loving start
53:30Let a loving start
53:32Let a loving start
53:32Whoa
53:33Oh, oh
53:34Oh, oh
54:00I don't know.
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