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00:51I haven't seen this place.
00:52I don't know this place.
00:54I don't know why Greg booked this place.
00:56But I trust that probably came from you in some way.
01:00It did.
01:01I liked it.
01:01I liked what I saw and what.
01:03I've got an intuition.
01:05I'm not going to say what that is yet.
01:07But I do feel like something could be alive today.
01:10Okay?
01:11Okay.
01:12That's all.
01:13So we're not going to play chess.
01:15Pick it up.
01:16Pack it up.
01:16We need to meet them.
01:17They need to come here.
01:18I need to get into this.
01:20What's your name?
01:21Well, I'm clearing out.
01:22No, sit down.
01:24Action.
01:24Sit down.
01:26Sit down.
01:26Oh, you want me to sit down here?
01:28Yes.
01:28Crossing.
01:29Sit down.
01:30Can I look at the camera?
01:33Wow.
01:34What?
01:35It's the first time I meet you and you say, can I look at the camera?
01:38Hi.
01:38I'm Jack.
01:39Nice to meet you.
01:40That's Luke.
01:41Hi.
01:42What's the camera's name?
01:43You're supposed to be speaking this German accent.
01:45Can we do that again?
01:45Oh, yeah.
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:47Keep this rolling.
01:48Yes.
01:48Okay, good.
01:48Let's do it again.
01:50Ready?
01:50Sorry.
01:51Hi.
01:52Hello.
01:53Nice to meet you.
01:53Hello.
01:54Nice to meet you.
01:55My name is Hildegard.
01:56Nice to meet you, Hildegard.
01:58Hi.
01:58Hi, I'm Delilah.
01:59Hi, I'm Jack.
02:01He was up here.
02:02Don't even...
02:02I mean, it's just weird that he was up here, by the way.
02:04But I don't know what he was doing.
02:05But it's just odd.
02:07Just introduce yourself.
02:09Okay.
02:11Okay.
02:14Hey, Jack.
02:16Can we move this carpet later?
02:18Later.
02:18Because it's not rolling.
02:20Later.
02:20Later.
02:21All right, so you know why you're here today?
02:23Why are you here today?
02:24To make a movie.
02:26To make a movie.
02:27The main reason you're here, let's all face it, it's Los Angeles.
02:30It's expensive.
02:31None of us, you know, we're breaking the bank to live out here.
02:34And I live out in the valley.
02:36Chatsworth, been in the news recently, is the Golden Ticket.
02:40Okay?
02:41This is Steve's life savings, which he's donated to the production.
02:47Right, Steve?
02:48Yeah, right.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah, I'd like it back.
02:51But anyway, so what we're going to do today, listen, all seriousness, I don't want to repeat
02:55the same kind of things I've done in, like, different movies.
02:58But what I want to let you know is this is real.
03:00All of this is real.
03:01And it really is Steve's savings.
03:03So the winner of today's show is going to win, how much is there?
03:07There's $4 million.
03:09Right.
03:10$38,000.
03:11$38,000?
03:12$38,000.
03:13That's trying to make it more exciting for the show.
03:17I don't know if you thought you signed up for this, or if you know what you're getting into.
03:21How long have you been in the U.S.?
03:23Two years.
03:24Okay.
03:25From?
03:26Stuttgart.
03:27What?
03:27Okay, good.
03:28And?
03:29I'm from Carmel, Indiana.
03:30Fantastic.
03:31Great.
03:33I've been with Gary multiple times.
03:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:36Cool.
03:36I like the shirt.
03:38It's cool.
03:39It's good colors.
03:40Um, didn't you tell her to wear something colorful, or did you even eat?
03:44Mr. Purple.
03:47So, honestly, all jokes aside, everything aside, all truth of the matter is, why do we do these
03:52things?
03:52We do them because we want to...
03:54With money?
03:55No.
03:56Act!
03:57We want to...
03:57No.
03:58We want to become better.
04:00We want to become better people, right?
04:02Right.
04:03We want to become better.
04:03Is it okay to say that?
04:04Safe to say?
04:05Yeah.
04:05That's why we do this.
04:06We want to make great art, and we want to become better people.
04:09So, money, self-development, good challenges, good time.
04:15Gregory's coming sometime today, so we're going to make him proud, and we're going to wait
04:17for him as long as it takes, okay?
04:19All right.
04:20You with me?
04:21Yeah?
04:22Woo!
04:22All right.
04:22All right.
04:23It's fantastic.
04:23Good.
04:24We're going to get into it.
04:24Down, down, down.
04:26Don't get this.
04:27Don't get this.
04:28Beautiful rug.
04:31And a little surprise.
04:33You can stand here.
04:35All right.
04:36We do have the first self-development challenge.
04:41Before we get into the challenge, though, I would like to...
04:44Today, just take a little word from our sponsors.
04:48And we want to say, welcome, Gregory and friends.
04:54Welcome, Gregory and friends, and you are our friends.
04:57Yes.
04:57So, you're here.
04:58Please put it back.
05:00No, don't.
05:00Just put it back over there.
05:02So, as friends, we welcome you.
05:04Welcome you to the set.
05:05And we're going to play a little game.
05:06And we're going to utilize this beautiful studio that we're in today.
05:09And we're going to do it to get better and better and better as people.
05:13One thing I want to say.
05:14I want to ask you a question.
05:15And I'd like to ask this question.
05:17But I want to get your thoughts on what magic word that I'm feeling these days.
05:21And that we all maybe have felt, maybe not.
05:23But I really want you to think about this just off the top of your head.
05:27What to you is...
05:29And you can play along too, Steve.
05:31What to you is love?
05:34What is love?
05:36What is love?
05:39Dana.
05:42I would say that love is just feeling truly comfortable in yourself with someone else.
05:49And just wanting to share everything with them.
05:52Thank you very much.
05:54Hold on.
05:55Could you do that one more time?
05:56Yeah.
05:57Okay.
05:57And Dana.
06:01I would say that love is feeling comfortable with yourself with someone else.
06:07And just wanting to share everything with them.
06:10Perfect.
06:13Next is Hildegard.
06:16Love is money, baby.
06:19Love is money, baby.
06:21There you go.
06:21Okay.
06:22Can we expand on that just a little bit?
06:24I mean, I got Delilah over here.
06:25She gave a really nice, thoughtful reply.
06:28And I kind of want like a thoughtful reply.
06:29Because, you know, I have money and we're going to give out this money.
06:32But let's do something really kind of special, okay?
06:35Okay.
06:35And take two, go.
06:36There's nothing like feeling that you're in love with someone.
06:39When you connect with someone for real, it's the best thing in the world.
06:43And there's nothing that can take that away from you.
06:45You can bet.
06:46It was beautiful, actually.
06:48I really appreciate that.
06:49I really appreciate it.
06:52Steve?
06:53Go.
06:54Love is...
06:58Anyway, we're going to play a little game of hide the money.
07:00And the winner of this gets to keep the money.
07:03Because although money is part of it, right?
07:05Love is love.
07:07Love is this magical stream that never ends.
07:10It has no beginning.
07:11It has no end.
07:12And you're right.
07:13Whatever you said, I can't remember, but it's right.
07:17What we're going to do now is I'm going to have Steve take the money.
07:23What I want you both to do is turn around, cover your eyes, and I'm going to set my little
07:30timer, and I'm going to have Steve hide the money somewhere down here.
07:34After he hides the money, we're going to let you loose, run around, and try to find the
07:38money.
07:39Understood?
07:40Begin!
07:52I hate this!
07:54Stupid!
07:56Stop.
08:02What did you say?
08:02Hold on, what did you say, love voice?
08:05What did you say?
08:06Um, except that it is in the character of yourself, but sometimes I just really appreciate it.
08:11It's really thoughtful.
08:13It's really thoughtful.
08:14I do appreciate it.
08:15I have complex ideas of it, just based on, like, I don't know what you've been through, but, I don't
08:20know.
08:20I've been through a lot, but, you've...
08:22Can we go?
08:24Who's the director on here?
08:26I mean, sorry, I want the money.
08:30Mmm, it's, like, starting.
08:32I'm starting to, like, lose my patience.
08:33Like, it's starting.
08:34Did you hide the money yet?
08:36I didn't.
08:37Nobody told me that was done.
08:38Last time we do it.
08:39We do these.
08:40We do these.
08:41Gregory.
08:41It was two the last time.
08:42Two the last time.
08:43Let's do two.
08:43Ready?
08:44Three, two, one, go.
08:49Let's see if they can find the money.
08:57We're back with the friends.
08:59Uh, Steve, is there any fun?
09:01We got a toilet in here.
09:03Here's the big one.
09:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we have a winner.
09:10Somebody did find the first step.
09:12Somebody did find the first step.
09:14Good.
09:17Good.
09:17You bitch.
09:18Somebody did find the first step.
09:22So, hey, bathrooms are all good.
09:23Oh, have a fine set.
09:26Let's go.
09:27How many more seconds?
09:27How many more minutes?
09:28We got one more minutes.
09:29One more minute.
09:31One more minute.
09:33Do I get too much money?
09:33Do I get too much?
09:34Ah!
09:35Ah!
09:36Okay.
09:37Oh!
09:38And we've got it.
09:40We got equally divided.
09:42You found it first.
09:43So, you can say, what are you going to buy with this money?
09:45Um, I'm saving up to buy a house.
09:49Um, I need money for a down payment.
09:52So, I've got some saved up.
09:54But this $38,000 would be really big.
09:57I'm from New York now.
09:59I just bought a new dollhouse and I have to buy all this stuff to put in it.
10:04Um, tiny things.
10:07Tiny things.
10:08I have this collection of tiny things and it gets dusty sometimes.
10:12Wow.
10:13But I need the money to buy all my tiny things to fill my house.
10:16You get real house, I get a small house!
10:19That's great.
10:19You two are amazing.
10:20Go put it up in your stuff for a second.
10:22Go put it back up in the dressing room.
10:23I need to talk to you for one second.
10:25One second.
10:26Listen.
10:27Just a couple things.
10:29I want to make sure they go up.
10:29Now, they are...
10:31Okay.
10:32Seriously.
10:33I'm getting a vibe off of the...
10:34What's the one in the purple dress?
10:36The look right?
10:37Yeah.
10:38Yeah.
10:38She's matching the description that our contact gave us.
10:42Alright, we're rolling.
10:43We're back.
10:43Welcome back.
10:44So, we have a tense situation outside.
10:47Steve has been shot and he needed medical attention.
10:51So, we got him the medical attention that he needed.
10:53And now, he's eating some moments.
10:55Which is insanely annoying on camera.
10:58But, we're going to barrel through this.
11:00And we're going to do our next challenge.
11:01Because we're all about self-development.
11:03We're all about self-development and growing stronger and growing better.
11:05And there's cash prizes on the line.
11:07So, let's call everybody down.
11:08Go get them down.
11:08Have them come down.
11:09And we're going to start the next challenge.
11:11We're ready for you.
11:12Come back.
11:14We're on their way.
11:15Challenge set.
11:18You guys can have snacks anytime you want.
11:20But if you see him snacking like too much, let me know.
11:22Okay?
11:23It's an annoying...
11:23Water.
11:24Snack holders.
11:29Have a seat.
11:30Have a seat.
11:32Have a seat.
11:33Where did you get that?
11:35I like to stay armed on set.
11:37I like to stay armed on set.
11:38Lots of stuff going on right now, okay?
11:40We got a literal serial killer wandering the streets.
11:44You don't know anything about that, do you?
11:46You know what?
11:47Butchers are like...
11:49You know anything about that?
11:50Nothing?
11:51What do you know about the Chatsworth Butchers?
11:53I've never been to Chatsworth.
11:54Okay.
11:55Okay.
11:56Haven't been there on like a Tuesday evening.
11:58We'll just say around...
11:59Where is it?
12:00North?
12:00Yeah.
12:02Never been there.
12:03West.
12:04It gets hot out there, though.
12:06So what's going to happen is...
12:08Eight seconds.
12:08I want you to look at this for eight seconds.
12:11Tell me exactly what you've seen.
12:13Look into the Oracle.
12:15And describe the Vision Tune.
12:18Ready to do that?
12:19Are we going to look at the same time, or do we each get our own eight seconds?
12:22You're going to look at the same time.
12:23Okay.
12:24Okay.
12:24In order to develop yourself, you have to develop your perceptive abilities.
12:28The ability to look at something and to really, truly see the thing that you are looking at.
12:34Are you ready?
12:35Eight seconds.
12:36Yep.
12:36And begin.
12:46Eight seconds.
12:47You'll have six seconds.
12:49You'll have six seconds to think about it.
12:53This is the magic sauce.
12:55Right here.
12:56They're not allowed to say anything.
12:57It's in six seconds.
12:59Oh.
12:59This is the magic sauce.
13:04What I need is I need to know exactly what you saw in this Oracle.
13:13I saw just a beautiful green field and blue skies and the sun was shining.
13:21And there was crystal clear cream running nearby and a family of horses was just trotting through
13:29the field.
13:30And there was a brown one and one that was like brown and white, like spotted.
13:35And there was a baby horse that was also brown and white spotted.
13:38And there was a baby horse that ran up to the creek and it was just modern.
13:42It was really beautiful.
13:44That was beautiful.
13:46That was really cool.
13:47Did you grow up around horses?
13:48Um, yeah.
13:50I didn't have any horses, but I always really wanted one.
13:53Where'd you grow up?
13:54Uh, Carmel and the Inn.
13:55Oh, this is right.
13:55I've never missed you that.
13:56I'm from Michigan.
13:57It's like, I grew up around horses.
14:00Wow.
14:00Yeah, love them.
14:01That's so funny.
14:03Huh?
14:04I know a thing or two about horses.
14:06I'm so lucky.
14:08I saw there was a small picture frame.
14:11In this picture frame.
14:12There was a picture of a staircase that went simultaneously.
14:16It was like from the perspective of the camera.
14:19And it went down and then backwards.
14:21And then on the left side of it, there was this big cavernous area.
14:25And there were like little monsters in it.
14:28Like there was a mummy.
14:29What?
14:30Horses.
14:32Okay, there was a mummy and...
14:37And, um...
14:38And there was a little gate at the bottom that was white.
14:42You know what?
14:43That's really good.
14:44That's exactly why the boat was helping me.
14:46Except actually.
14:47Both of you...
14:48I mean, technically, both of you...
14:51Um...
14:52You know what?
14:53I'm just going to give you this.
14:54Because this is like...
14:55It's hard for me to do this exercise.
14:56Because...
14:58It's an eyeball.
14:59Alright?
15:00It's an eyeball in slime.
15:02However...
15:03When the viewer sees it...
15:06It excites something in your imagination.
15:08Do you know why?
15:09How did you do that?
15:11Because...
15:11Movie magic.
15:12Yes?
15:13Because eyes are the window to the soul?
15:15Oh.
15:16Yes.
15:18What?
15:19I did good.
15:20You did good.
15:21I want to say thank you to both of you.
15:23Because I want to teach you something.
15:24I want to teach you something.
15:26You both saw...
15:28Your own truth.
15:30And you saw a truth...
15:32That...
15:33You were able to communicate to me...
15:35In the moment.
15:36And I appreciate that so much.
15:38Okay?
15:38So thank you for sharing your thoughts and your creativity.
15:41Really.
15:41It's like magic.
15:43Yeah.
15:43It's like magic.
15:44That was freaky.
15:45But we're going to go on to the next challenge.
15:47And the next challenge is one that I think you're going to be familiar with.
15:50And we're going to jump right into it.
15:52And we're going to get right into it.
15:53And we're going to get right into it!
16:13Oh.
16:13I know.
16:14It's like the cross.
16:14Is it infected?
16:16Do you think it's infected?
16:17I don't think so.
16:19It hurts.
16:22It's like right on my knuckles.
16:24Like if my skin was over.
16:25Oh yeah.
16:26I was drunk in a pool.
16:28That would do it.
16:29I know.
16:30And I also have something on my foot.
16:31I don't know what I did.
16:34Isn't that weird though?
16:36Yeah.
16:37I showed it to somebody and then they said it looked like there's this thing that they do with frogs
16:41where they somehow take drugs out of them and then put it in your body in holes like that.
16:50I'm serious.
16:51What?
16:51I'm serious.
16:51I'm not fucking kidding.
16:53Start on him.
16:55All right.
16:56We're back.
16:57Don't start on him.
16:58Start on me.
16:59Okay.
17:00We're back.
17:01We're back in action and we're ready.
17:03We're getting plugged in because I can feel the level is going up.
17:05I can feel that there's some learning going on today.
17:07I feel like that we're becoming better people through each little puzzle and each little challenge.
17:11And I just got a report on my phone, a notification that, yes, folks, it's been discovered that last night
17:19the Chatsworth butcher struck again.
17:21Another dead body was found.
17:23Could you believe it?
17:25Let's get their thoughts so far on self-development, what it means to them.
17:29Please, go.
17:30Me?
17:31Yes.
17:31Getting older.
17:33Yeah.
17:33Getting older.
17:34Trying to not become like your parents.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Okay.
17:37Fantastic.
17:38Welcome.
17:39I would say that self-development is thinking of the ideal version of yourself and then the steps that you
17:46can take to become that person.
17:48That's so smart.
17:50That was amazing.
17:52All right.
17:53Delilah, thank you very much.
17:54All right.
17:56I got to stay in character.
17:57It's hard to stay in character when I got such a nice personality over here.
17:59I'm like, jeez, man.
18:01All right.
18:01I almost feel like we worked on something together before, but I don't know what.
18:04I feel like I'd remember if we did.
18:06Seriously?
18:07All right.
18:07It's happening here.
18:08All right.
18:09All right.
18:09Anyway, we got to shoot.
18:10I'm sorry.
18:11We got to shoot.
18:11We got to shoot.
18:12You're talking back.
18:13I need you to come down here.
18:14We need your phone.
18:15Come on.
18:16I need your phone.
18:17No, come down.
18:18I need your phone now.
18:19We need this.
18:19We need it.
18:20We need it.
18:20We need it.
18:20We need it.
18:21All right.
18:21We're waiting on Steve, guys.
18:22We're waiting on Steve.
18:24We're waiting on Steve.
18:25Let's go.
18:26We're going to do a little thing called the call your mom challenge.
18:29Phone, please.
18:35Oh, he's got superheroes on there.
18:37He's got his own superheroes.
18:38I'm in fun of him.
18:40He's got his own superheroes.
18:42He's got his own superheroes.
18:42Oh, you have.
18:42I don't have a phone.
18:50Sorry.
18:54Oh, that's so good, California.
19:00We miss.
19:02Yes.
19:02So, wow.
19:04You, whoa.
19:06Me love this car and it goes and I feel it and I want to get in there and then
19:15I really
19:15do it and then I stab it and then I do it and then I go again and then I
19:19do it and then
19:20stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab
19:23stab stab.
19:24The whole day.
19:25The day.
19:26And then I think about it and then I feel it and that my mom is really, I love you.
19:31I love you, mom.
19:32I'm I'm so happy that I love you mom I love wow wow yes I love you even with my
19:40own my heart bye bye good wow she nailed it like a hundred percent her again later
19:46that was so good she's gonna call the cops the reason that I wanted you to do
19:50that challenge was because I do feel that it's important for us to keep in
19:55touch with those people that we love okay because at the heart we're here
20:02because of love love oh love right love is a stream love is one continuous stream
20:11that has neither beginning nor end it's continuous
20:19now what I would like you to do next since now we've talked about loved ones is I
20:24would like you to focus on love of self and when we focus on love of self we're
20:30going to focus on the performative self do you know what the performative self is
20:36finish this metaphor for me life is a
20:42flowers okay box of chocolates okay performing art life is a performing art so
20:50I would like us to do what I would like you to do as actresses who a lot of money
20:55on the line Steve's fortune what I would like you to do is I would like you to put
21:00on a play are you up for that I mean you're actresses right yeah like yeah
21:05actresses do plays so you know I don't care how you want to spin it I don't care
21:09what you want to get into but I would love to see something that comes from your
21:13creativity okay now Steve likes to think that he's an actor he's done a couple
21:19things but I'm not gonna have him do anything today okay sorry buddy I know
21:23you were thinking about this but we're not gonna the thing I was telling you
21:26about that's fine all right we don't have time for it all right so what I want you to
21:30do is I do want you to do a play I mean it and we'll give you two minutes to
21:36prepare yes one big player two small individual I want it's good great
21:42question I would love it to be a solo dramatic performance so a model of the
21:46sort so you can pretend that there's another person there and let's keep it
21:49under two minutes three minutes ish let's not go on and on okay that's
21:53possible okay okay and if it goes on too long I'll just stop you but I will be
21:57the judge of how much I think each performance is worth all right now you
22:05have two minutes to prepare to go get some things to prepare to go do it let's
22:09go let's go and wait yeah keep it go go go go go get them to go go prepare go
22:15prepare get don't shoot the genitals get off of there what is wrong with you
22:21Steve seriously
22:23where are you Craigslist kind of I don't know listen I'm gonna design this stuff
22:36here's the thing I've heard that subjects at a play can sometimes be so taken in
22:46by the performance itself that they lose all sense of reason and what I would like
22:52to do is I would like to test that out today I would like to put on this play so
22:58that I can see I want to judge what she what they do in this play because it will
23:05reveal something to us about the butcher like a clue yes the play is the thing the
23:13play is the thing there's a certain poetic quality to human life and human
23:34expression the expression of life the puzzle of life one puzzle to another one
23:39challenge to another always improving artistic creation the embodiment of
23:49drama that's what we are that's what we are up to today today is the day of the
23:57play we are going to play today and we're gonna make a play happen in front of
24:04your very eyes today is the day of the play are you
24:09still in the bathroom
24:16he missed his cue
24:21you were supposed to come out earlier like and do the kind of the other kind
24:24of the sub model like you're supposed to piggyback off of what I was saying were
24:28you literally seriously they're taking a piss I've been a lot of water today all
24:32right just go I mean I have to like kind of keep going and then cross that way this
24:35later
24:38probably not dirty no no no just later go wash them somewhere else close to the
24:44ties them then stay in there shut the door shut the door right now just stay in
24:48there
24:54the performance of life drama love
25:00happening
25:02so
25:24today
25:29sometimes it goes too far and it's not funny
25:35today is the day of the play what we have for you today is our is or are two dramatic
25:41performances
25:43we want to see the expression of life and we want to see the expression of art
25:48so this is what we're going to do today i've been more than impressed with delilah
25:53and how she's been performing and the thoughtfulness that she's put into
25:58everything she's done so far she's been nothing but a joy to work with
26:03and my casting choice was correct so i would like to start with delilah she's going to do
26:10a dramatic performance so let's go let's give it away let's give it up for delilah and let's
26:17let her take it away
26:23thank you um for my dramatic performance i'm going to perform the balcony monologue from
26:29juliet i was like could i go up on the balcony absolutely you're going to be down no absolutely
26:38i can take it to you if that works yeah i'd love that okay i don't want to do mine
26:43on
26:43the balcony that's okay okay do you really want to go up to the balcony and do it or do
26:48you want to pretend um you want to go up there go up to this one okay okay go up
26:52to the balcony
26:52i guess i'm romeo romeo now that's kind of cool never been romeo that's kind of cool
27:10i like this where should i stand right there sheila right here
27:18dude what are you doing up there dude get down get down no no no get down now seriously
27:26get down you know what you're seriously pissing me off come on jack did you do the did you bring
27:35the dress did you bring the dress yes you get ready because you're going to be wearing
27:46sick of this shit every scene phone almonds water toilet phone water almonds toilet production
27:59is always moving i'm answering emails we got budgets get the dress on we got put the dress
28:05that has to be ordered put the dress up
28:09oh sorry okay
28:13so now delilah's going to perform um a monologue from romeo and julia
28:23and action oh romeo romeo wherefore art thou romeo deny thy father and refuse thy name
28:33or thou shalt not be with swore my love and i'll no longer be a capulet
28:39just but thy name that is thy enemy thou art thyself though not a montague
28:46what's montague it is nor hand nor foot nor arm nor face nor any other part belonging to a man
28:55oh be some other name oh be some other name what's in a name that which we call a rose
29:01by any other part would smell as sweet so romeo would were he not romeo called retain that dear
29:09perfection which he owes without that title romeo doff thy name and for thy name which is no part of
29:17thee
29:18take all my self thank you
29:26wow wow oh boy that was amazing
29:33that was that was so good thank you thank you i want to see it again it's like is there
29:40going to be a part
29:40two to that one um great hildegard very excited uh now you didn't tell me what you were going to
29:49do
29:49my dear okay then all right well interesting i'm just gonna prove this over here you don't mind if i
29:58do
29:58good good okay okay well i'm going to
30:03that was really good thank you that was good i love chasing you i'm gonna
30:07i thought i was gonna do my mind where else where do you want me to do it
30:12i'm gonna do it here standing good job
30:17where'd she go who's sitting where
30:21this is the king's block
30:27look look look give me one more time
30:31here by the bathroom
30:33well at least stinky steve's not in it
30:36we have um our second performance our dramatic monologue actually i'm i'm i'm really excited to
30:44see it i don't know anything about it but i'm truly truly excited the next
30:50performer has experience in immersive theater
30:53and beyond so without it without further ado
30:59there's a clown car outside apparently without further ado
31:03turn your attention to the wonderful talented creative beautiful hildegard
31:17don't you think i can stand the sight of blood
31:22you think i'm weak
31:26oh i should like to see your blood flowing
31:29your brain on the chopping block all your sex swimming in a sea of blood
31:34i think i could drink from your skull
31:38bathe my feet in your breast and eat your heart cooked whole
31:43you think i'm weak
31:50you believe that i love you
31:52because my life has mingled with yours
31:55you think i would carry your offspring under my heart
32:02nourish it with my blood
32:03give birth to your child and take your name
32:08here are you
32:12but what are you called
32:14what is your family name
32:16i'm sure you have none
32:17i should be mrs gatekeeper perhaps or madam dump heap
32:24you dog with my collar on
32:29you lackey with my father's name on your buttons
32:36i play rival to my cook
32:46oh oh you think i'm cowardly and want to run away
32:52no now i shall stay
32:56thunder may roll
33:01my father will return
33:04and find his desk broken into his money gone
33:08and he will ring that bell
33:10twice
33:13a scuffle with his servant he sends for the police
33:15and then i tell all
33:18everything
33:20oh how beautiful it will be to finally be over
33:24if only that were the end
33:27my father will have a shock and die
33:29and then that will be the end
33:30they will put his swords across his coffin
33:33and his his line will be gone
33:34the count's line will be extinct
33:38but the serf's line will continue
33:40in an orphanage
33:43and win honors in the gutter
33:46and end in prison
33:54okay
33:56okay
33:58all right
33:59wow
33:59that was a bit different from uh
34:01romeo and juliet
34:02but uh
34:04wow
34:05amazing
34:06are you uh
34:07whoo you with me that was uh
34:08yeah i'm here
34:09it was something else
34:11that was something else
34:12you asked for it
34:13thank you
34:15well ladies
34:17creativity
34:19is rewarded
34:21we reward
34:23creativity
34:25great job
34:26i'd buy that for a hundred dollars
34:28or two
34:29two hundred dollars to you my dear
34:31two hundred dollars to you my dear
34:33fantastic
34:34there's more where that came from
34:36just you wait
34:38now
34:39i'm sorry i have to do this to you
34:41but
34:43the bathroom thing that happened over there
34:45really pissed me off
34:48i don't know if you've seen
34:49much of my work
34:52but i did a movie recently
34:56no way
34:59listen to this please
34:59it's horrible
35:00just listen
35:02listen
35:03listen
35:04listen to this
35:07listen
35:07look
35:09ew
35:12look at this
35:13horrifying
35:15look at
35:16ew
35:17look
35:18look
35:21it's disgusting
35:23filth
35:26you know who this is
35:28this is steve
35:30oh no
35:31disgusting
35:32oh no
35:35ew
35:40horrifying trash
35:41why are we watching it then
35:44because steve
35:45owes me an apology
35:47and i want steve to reprise his role
35:50and have a seat please
35:51at your thrones over here
35:53your golden thrones
35:54and i would like steve to reprise his role
35:58so he learns his lesson
36:01that he's not going to interrupt me again
36:03in the bathroom
36:04with his potty humor
36:06horrible
36:07despicable
36:09steve
36:10action
36:19don't smile
36:20play it straight
36:23with the hair in front of your face
36:24please
36:25i can see your hair
36:26i can see your face
36:27i mean
36:29it's not good
36:30that's better
36:32hands down
36:33and walk
36:35say it
36:37mama
36:39mama
36:40you're really scaring the girls
36:43mama
36:44disgusting
36:45mama
36:51mama
36:54mama
36:55mama
36:56mama
36:59mama
37:00mama
37:00mama
37:00the wild was horrified
37:02mama
37:04mama
37:05jolly guards
37:07oddly fascinated
37:09mama
37:12mama
37:12mama
37:12leave her alone
37:14flower
37:14leave her alone
37:15you give him the flower
37:17mama
37:18he's so disgusting sometimes
37:21money
37:22don't give him any money
37:23I got any money
37:24you don't need money
37:25mama
37:26stop the money
37:26shit
37:27you got a flower
37:29that's more than you normally get
37:30mama
37:30go back to your
37:32hole
37:33go
37:37Go back to your hole.
37:40Mama.
37:41Mama.
37:44Mama.
37:45Mama.
37:45Oh, it's just a hole.
37:47I'm sorry.
37:48Mama.
37:50Is this what producers normally do?
37:52No.
37:53It's disgusting.
37:55It's horrible.
37:56Where's he going?
37:57Back to his hole.
37:58Let him outside.
37:59Lock him out.
38:00I'm sorry.
38:01I'm really sorry.
38:03I had to do that, though, because I need to teach him a lesson.
38:07Wow.
38:08All right.
38:09Well, let's...
38:10You both did amazing.
38:11Let's break for...
38:12Let's break.
38:13Let's get a refresh and a reset, and we're going to come back with the next challenge.
38:16I've got to snap back into this.
38:17I need to talk to Steve about this.
38:19It's junk art, what he's given me.
38:21Okay?
38:21I'm sorry.
38:23But you guys did fantastic.
38:25I loved the Romeo and Juliet, by the way.
38:27It was great.
38:27It was great.
38:28Yours was...
38:30I don't know.
38:30I need to let it digest.
38:33But you did good.
38:34What we got?
38:36Okay, listen.
38:37So, um...
38:38Detective Pierre is on it.
38:41I guess some evidence, some DNA evidence just came through.
38:44They ran it.
38:45Did some scanning.
38:47And it sort of is, it kind of leads to here.
38:51Some matches between here and these crime scenes in Chatsworth.
38:56Okay.
38:57And I have to admit, the Hildegard's, her monologue, pretty violent and stuff.
39:04And she kind of hinted.
39:06And I observed.
39:08Yeah.
39:10Yeah.
39:12I just observed some behaviors of violence from that monologue that she did.
39:18Okay.
39:20Listen.
39:23Let me know as soon as they...
39:25You know, Pierre gets back to you about the...
39:27Whatever's unveiled.
39:28I need to know.
39:29I need to know.
39:30Okay.
39:30We're here until what time?
39:31Yeah.
39:32We're here until about...
39:33What time is it?
39:336.30.
39:346.30.
39:35So we'll stop shooting around 5.30.
39:37Okay.
39:37Okay.
39:38Honestly.
39:39Guilty.
39:40Not guilty.
39:41I'm like 80%.
39:44You know, I don't care.
39:45Like, no matter what, Greg needs a sacrifice before he comes.
39:48You know that, right?
39:49I do.
39:50So you do know, like, no matter what, you're gonna have to do it.
39:52I do.
39:52Okay.
39:53But listen, guys, I'm gonna tell you this.
39:54And Luke, I want you to know, too.
39:57Just watch your back.
39:58We don't know what we're dealing with here.
40:01Shit.
40:01Okay.
40:02We don't know.
40:02Just be careful, okay?
40:04Okay.
40:05Do you want me to go get him?
40:05Yeah.
40:06Yeah.
40:06Yeah.
40:07Yeah.
40:07Yeah.
40:07Thanks, buddy.
40:08Okay.
40:10When you use it and you stab something, the thing that gets stabbed bleeds more because
40:16that little lip is there and it lets the blood come out so they die faster.
40:19My dad was a hunter.
40:20Wow.
40:21That's why I know that.
40:22Wow.
40:23Yeah.
40:23You know, rural, upper Michigan, there's not much to do.
40:26Hear ye!
40:27Hear ye!
40:28The king has arrived!
40:31I heard there's a plague today.
40:33And so I bring good tidings.
40:36And, hello, sort of lady.
40:38Hello.
40:38You are.
40:39Yeah.
40:39You're welcome.
40:40Did you bring...
40:42No.
40:43Sorry.
40:44What do I get?
40:45I'll get it next time.
40:46So, what we're going to do now is I've set these two performers to unravel the ultimate
40:53puzzle of human drama.
40:57So, they're going to enact drama.
40:59If life is truly a performing art, we've seen them perform in a solo capacity.
41:04Now, we're going to see them perform together.
41:13Hello.
41:14How are you doing?
41:16Good.
41:20Good to see you.
41:21Yes, I do.
41:23Sir Wilhelm.
41:24I assume he's doing well.
41:26Oh, my Wilhelm?
41:27Of course.
41:29He's lovely.
41:30Nice.
41:31Oh, yeah.
41:32Well, I saw him at the fair.
41:35Oh.
41:36And, let me tell you, he was looking...
41:38Dashing.
41:39I'm sure he was.
41:41He was?
41:42I didn't know if he liked him.
41:43In that burgundy suit that you got him for his birthday.
41:49That's okay.
41:50You like that suit, don't you?
41:51I do.
41:55Let's get the blessings.
41:58You know, have you talked to Mother recently?
42:03No, why would I?
42:05Because you're her daughter?
42:07And you love her?
42:09Well, you know she was more fond of you.
42:13That's right.
42:14She was.
42:16No, I've been thinking, Gertrude.
42:18How about we all go on a trip?
42:20Yes, a trip.
42:21A beautiful trip to the country.
42:24Oh, wouldn't it be lovely to go on a trip?
42:28Well, that would be lovely.
42:29But I don't think you'll be going on any more trips.
42:31Just think it.
42:33Not with me and my Wilhelm.
42:35Why?
42:36I know what you did.
42:38Gertrude, I haven't done anything.
42:40I saw you.
42:41In our marital bed.
42:44You were supposed to be my sister.
42:46Saw me what?
42:47I am your sister, Gertrude.
42:50I am your sweet lord.
42:51Stop!
42:52Ah!
42:53Ah!
42:55You bitch!
43:00agghh.
43:01Ah!
43:05He's my way!
43:08He's smiling.
43:09Ah!
43:11Ah!
43:11Ah!
43:22fantastic that was fantastic bravo bravo steve what did you think i thought it was very very
43:33engaging i thought the dialogue was fantastic i think it was very thank you
43:51fantastic fantastico as they say um all right well then let's see let's see the other side of things
43:56shall we let's things are getting very interesting uh what is this next play going to be about
44:02the same play so it goes
44:10well you've decided to show of course i would never miss one of my lunch days
44:17how are you today splendid yourself wonderful i recently uh came out from the fair i saw
44:27i do work on there i'm sure you did it's lovely sure you did
44:32well of course and do you know who's going you wouldn't need that you would never miss
44:37it for the world's favorite day such fun
44:44oh
44:45oh
44:46i'm captured
44:48what's this for
44:50no damn well what it's for
44:53oh for my birthday next week that's so lovely that's right
44:56thank you i just love you so much
45:06indeed
45:09is anything all right dear sure if i
45:13okay
45:15well
45:17you spoken to mother lately
45:20yes i have of you
45:22oh i think we've
45:24checked a few times
45:30yes
45:30yes i'm great i'm splendid you
45:33we've we just redid this wallpaper i want to know what you think
45:36oh it's quite lovely you like it
45:39yes the ghost is that real
45:42yes it is
45:46why
45:54how's mother liking ah
46:03lights
46:04lights
46:05good job
46:06lights
46:06stop the play
46:07stop the play
46:08stop
46:10what
46:10stop
46:11what
46:13fantastic
46:14wonderful
46:15give them some money
46:16beautiful beautiful job
46:17wonderful job
46:25fantastic fantastic fantastic you can go to your dressing room for a second i just need to talk to production
46:28right
46:29right
46:29right
46:34wait really uh hold on hold on is that the backup you called tell me tell me what did you
46:40see
46:43definitely
46:44definitely
46:44hildegard
46:46was very much more violent
46:49but
46:50but
46:51i know something different
46:53about the other performance
46:55when she was done killing her
46:57she stuck her
46:59her foot
47:00on the body
47:02as if really claiming
47:04the murderer
47:06that's what i take away from this
47:08so you're saying
47:09it's not hildegard
47:10it's delilah
47:11yeah
47:13just that one little gesture at the end
47:16thank you
47:21oh
47:21yeah
48:37Maybe it's my sweet angel, maybe it's not.
48:40But we will do this for the sake of art.
48:43And we will bring down the butcher once and for all.
48:51We will do this for the sake of art.
48:56We will do this for the sake of art.
49:00We will do this for the sake of art.
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