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Pretend That You Love Me (Full)
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00:17what can I get for you hey I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee perfect
00:25my name is Delilah let me know if you need anything else okay yeah my name is George
00:33okay I'll be back with your meal
00:39check for you whenever you're ready
00:44oh no um oh let me guess no money I just think I left my wallet at home starving doctor
00:53um yeah I'm just down on my luck don't worry about it I'll cover you this time okay
01:00really look I'll pay you back I promise just get out of here
01:07go okay
01:11maybe there still are some good women after all
01:17nothing nothing what do you mean she gets nothing she signed a prenup she's entitled
01:22to nothing let me see that
01:30this looks like a marriage license
01:33you told me I was signing our marriage certificate
01:37you should have read the fine print you tricked her shame on you okay can we go I have a
01:44nail
01:45appointment for you do however get child support wait what I'm sorry that's the law
01:55fuck the law
02:05Andy you're having an affair with your secretary
02:08I want a divorce I think it's time you find your own place
02:12fine I want a divorce I'm a horrible mother
02:15I want a divorce I want a divorce I want a divorce I want a divorce I want a divorce
02:27I'm glad that you're while I'm there
02:27you are
02:34you
02:39you
02:47My sketches?
02:49Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:52Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:53You're not a designer.
03:01Perfect.
03:05Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:32I'm getting bored.
03:33I want to go lie down.
03:34Sure.
03:35I'll keep an eye on things.
03:44The fuck?
03:45You need to get out of my room.
03:47I said you need to get out of my room.
03:52Everyone out.
03:54This is my house.
03:55This is my life.
03:57So get out.
03:59Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:01All right, people.
04:02Party's over.
04:03Let's go.
04:04Party's over.
04:05Before.
04:05Yeah.
04:07Leaving.
04:07We got to go.
04:08We got to do this we might get.
04:09We got to go.
04:15Yeah.
04:18Yeah.
04:26So.
04:28Go.
04:29Whoa.
04:31Yay.
04:33Way, woo.
04:34You'll see.
04:34You're going to be my life.
04:37hey george welcome back hey this is the money that i owe you
04:46what can i get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:53get back with that okay
04:57let me guess acting not going so well
05:02i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah i don't believe in love fine i want a divorce
05:11did you hear him i ruined my son your son is fantastic but benji needs to be in love
05:16if he's ever gonna find himself just try to keep your heart open if not for yourself or benji
05:23i think i have an idea okay what is that i want to hire you
05:30you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:35i really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know a happy
05:41couple
05:43oh um yeah i cannot pay you much but seems like you need the money
05:52what do you say
05:56deal
05:58deal
06:08come on two more
06:11last one
06:15okay good work good work yeah hey can i tell you something
06:18well that's never good
06:20you ready
06:22as ready as i could be
06:25i'm gonna be an actor
06:26you what
06:27look some waitress someone needed my help and i agreed
06:32you realize you're a famous billionaire right
06:35yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um
06:37look man she's super sweet
06:39and she um
06:42and she wants to show her son that
06:44love is real
06:46totally normal request
06:47look man i just need something
06:50something different
06:51you know i can't do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and
06:54just feel so empty
06:56okay so let me get this straight
06:57you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend
07:01yeah
07:03okay crazy things have happened
07:05i got your back boss
07:07thanks you know
07:08and you'll see she's great
07:10whatever you say boss
07:11another set
07:14oh my god
07:16why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon
07:20no idea what you're doing
07:23what's this
07:24oh no
07:27let's do
07:28it's not good
07:32urgent child support
07:41last notice of child support must pay
07:44will not be paying that
08:04no no no no no
08:11hello
08:12delilah
08:15you look
08:17quite
08:18nice
08:19tonight
08:22why thank you
08:24george
08:25you look
08:27quite
08:28nice
08:28as
08:29well
08:33Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice too. Can I offer you something to drink?
08:43No, thank you. I'm fine.
08:53This is gonna be great. Okay. Come on, Benji. Come on. You can do it, Benji. Come on.
09:07Come on, Benji. Hit the ball for once. Let's go, Benji. You're doing great.
09:15Hey, Tony. Hey, Delilah. Looking good as always. Good as always. So many lights.
09:24Shut up. Come on, Benji. Nice for that dribble. Nice.
09:36Oh, my God. That's him.
09:42That's who?
09:45Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:48Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:51He's coming over.
09:52What are you talking about?
09:54Hey, George. Hey, Delilah.
10:00Oh, for Christ's sake. Man up, boy.
10:03Hey.
10:05Don't say that. Oh, my God. Can I go? I'm so bored.
10:08Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:10Thank God. I have a mini-pedi.
10:11Come on. Let's get out of here.
10:13You don't want to say hi, then?
10:16No.
10:17It's a little harshest head of your kid.
10:20Who the fuck are you?
10:21I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:26Delilah's new boyfriend?
10:28Yes.
10:28Yes.
10:29Yeah. We are dating.
10:32What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:35He's an actor.
10:37Oh, he's an actor. That makes it even better.
10:40Wow. You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:42Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong.
10:45What's that, bud?
10:49Nothing. We gotta get out of here.
10:52Wish you two the best.
10:55Hey, asshole!
10:58Where's the child support?
11:01Don't worry, Boobie. I'll handle it.
11:03You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:09I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:11Alright, I think I'm gonna get going.
11:13But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:16Yes, yes, yes. Our date.
11:19See more?
11:24Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no. You're not supposed to do that.
11:37I'm a starving artist. They have lint on their shirts.
11:40I still think this is a harebrained idea.
11:43Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:48Nobody after my money, or my status, or what I can do for them.
11:52Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:55She just wants me to play a role.
11:57I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:04Yeah, it's gonna be nice. You'll see.
12:08And you should take the night off. Take Janice out to dinner. On me.
12:12Hell no, boss. I'm keeping an eye on you. From a distance.
12:16No, it'll be fine. Nobody will know who I am.
12:18That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world, and I ain't taking
12:22any chances.
12:23Do not follow me.
12:25Yes, boss. Later.
12:41Hey, how are you? I'm George.
12:44I'm Benji.
12:48Well, hello.
12:50Hello.
12:51Hello there. How are you? I am very excited about our date.
12:55I am looking forward to our date as well.
12:59Won't you come in?
13:01Ah, yes. Thank you.
13:10Oh, my.
13:14Bad plumbing is making the roof leak. We have a lot of sea landlord.
13:18Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:22Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice as well.
13:28Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:30Hi. I'm Roland, the babysitter. I think it's time for you to get going.
13:35Oh, what?
13:36Yes. Yes.
13:36Um, yeah. What if, yeah.
13:39That was so strange.
13:42I know.
13:48Well, that didn't go too well.
13:51Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:54Maybe we should practice.
13:56That sounds good, yeah.
14:01Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:09Yeah, probably go eat. I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:13Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:15What are you gonna do?
14:17Uh, same. Probably grab a bite to eat. Maybe hit a bookstore.
14:23Well, that's just silly. I mean, why don't we go together?
14:29Sure. Sounds good.
14:31Okay.
14:38So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:42Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have my
14:50happy ending.
14:52And then, I eloped with Andy, and, uh, he had an affair.
15:01Then we got a divorce.
15:03And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:06My roof is leaking, um, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:16So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:20You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:23He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:25I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:29I would tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:32Yeah, of course.
15:33I will.
15:38Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:41Sam, split the bill?
15:45Yeah, sure, um, split the bill.
15:49Check, please.
15:58Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:00You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:04Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit, he won't pay child support.
16:09And he works at La Style, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:14Or he might figure out who I am.
16:15So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:19And she can't know who I am.
16:21She thinks my name is George.
16:22Thanks, man.
16:27Hey, Dino.
16:29Yes, boss.
16:30Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:33Let's fix the roof on it.
16:35Sure thing.
16:36Oh, while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:38Nothing too fancy, though.
16:39She's not that type of girl.
16:41And keep everything anonymous.
16:43You got it.
16:51What's going on?
16:52Someone about the building.
16:53They're putting on a new roof.
16:55What?
16:56Come on.
16:57Oh, my God.
16:57That's amazing, right?
16:58She's fine.
17:07Hey, dad I can't.
17:11You made her?
17:17I'll be fine.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:22Um, I'm fine.
17:23You made my best.
17:26You made my best.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:26Oh, my God.
17:27You made my best.
17:27He said, we're doing it.
18:31Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency of child support?
19:05Anyway, we need to talk.
19:14I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:18It's her address.
19:20Find me some dirt.
19:22I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:26She's ruining my perfect life.
19:27Okay, ma'am.
19:28You got it.
19:30Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:33Come on.
19:42I had a good time.
19:44Yeah, it was fun.
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:48I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
19:55Sure.
19:56That'd be great.
19:58Well, good night.
20:01Good night.
20:19Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:22Wait, what?
20:23A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they give me this to give
20:28to you.
20:29It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:34I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:38Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40Not any that I know of.
20:43Oh, don't look at me.
20:45Look, it's got your name on it.
20:47Oh, my God.
20:49It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:53They gave me this to you as well.
20:56What?
20:58I guess my look is finally changing.
21:08What's 10 minus 4?
21:10You know the answer to that.
21:12Dang.
21:17Oh, shoot.
21:19I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:21George, can you get it for me?
21:23Roland's gonna call.
21:24Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:26Thanks.
21:56Mission accomplished.
21:58He's asleep.
22:03What?
22:06Nothing.
22:07I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:13Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:32I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that would be a good idea.
23:04I think that would be a good idea.
23:12Oh, my God.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:20Oh.
23:21Oh, my God.
23:57Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:00What?
24:01Benji's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
24:03Oh, okay. Yeah.
24:04Come on.
24:05Okay.
24:05Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay, okay.
24:16Go, go, go, go.
24:25Come on, finish up. We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:31Grab your bag. Come on.
24:33Okay.
24:38Hurry.
24:39Let's go.
24:44Hey.
24:46Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring. That guy is like he
25:06doesn't even exist. Zip, zilch, nada.
25:11How is that possible?
25:14Don't shrug me.
25:15Oh, that what?
25:18Oh, damn it.
25:20How dare she.
25:21My movie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:30Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:32Get rid of them.
25:33If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay your house for it.
25:37And all the money goes to me.
25:39I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:44What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:48Ow, damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
25:52What? You gotta... I mean...
25:53Ow!
25:54All right, all right.
25:56I'll handle it. I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:59Consider it done.
26:01Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys to an apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:20There we go.
26:28We're fucked.
26:30Oh, come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:32Hey, that was a foul.
26:34No.
26:36No.
26:37Oh, shit.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on. Off.
26:42Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:46Your kid's a bitch.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:58What is he saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:04Listen.
27:05We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:09Look at me.
27:12Rev, can we have a second?
27:14Hey, hey, look at me.
27:17You can do this.
27:19And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:21And it is.
27:23But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:27And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:30It's about you having the courage to try.
27:35And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:40Yes.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:46There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53All right, buddy.
27:58We can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:04Come on, son.
28:05You can do it.
28:05Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:07Oh, God.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:16I can do it.
28:29Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:31I have a hair appointment.
28:32Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah.
28:35My company is opening up a third branch.
28:38And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:40And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:09Get your own, can you freak?
29:11Let's go.
29:13Um, I'm hard now.
29:16Ew.
29:16Okay, can we go?
29:17Let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:18Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:19I really...
29:37Hey, boss.
29:38I'm about to heat you up some soup.
29:40Dino, Dino, Dino.
29:41Man, women are nothing but trouble.
29:45You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
29:50is not even what they wanted.
29:53And women are trouble.
29:54That's the bottom line.
29:55That's what I'm trying to say here.
29:57I'm sorry, man.
29:59No, it's fine.
30:00Dino, you should go home.
30:02Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
30:06Yes, sir.
30:07You should cherish her.
30:08Yes, sir.
30:09Yeah.
30:11Yeah.
30:13Yeah.
30:14It's got a good one.
30:17It's got a good one.
30:37It's got a good one.
30:39It's got a good one.
30:59It's got a good one.
31:08Oh, there's nothing else.
31:10Oh, there's nothing else.
31:14Oh, there's nothing else.
31:27I don't know.
31:28There's nothing else.
31:39tell me what you got i couldn't finish the job ma'am i'm sorry he had some goon there he
31:46came out
31:46of nowhere what they've seen my face i i gotta have to lay low for a while you idiot i
31:56told you
31:57to do one thing do it out i clearly have to do everything on my own you should have saw
32:03how big
32:03the guy was idiot hey sexy hey what is it what's wrong okay i have to show you something you
32:22can't
32:22laugh okay what of course anything for you boopy
32:32what share they're they're actually amazing so you'll pitch it of course yeah yeah it will thank
32:42you boopy wow incredible
32:47so
32:57so
33:20boopy mama's in the mood
33:28boopy mama wants some lovey dovey
33:39boopy
33:47boopy
33:49bo
34:11George, please call me.
34:13I'm so sorry about the other night.
34:32George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
34:37Benji misses you.
34:38I miss you.
34:40Call me.
34:58Fine.
35:00Around 7 o'clock.
35:02This better be important.
35:08Listen.
35:10I really need to talk with you.
35:13Can we get a coffee?
35:15Just a coffee.
35:18Okay.
35:19Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
35:22See you then.
35:29Hey, Dino.
35:30Yes, boss.
35:31Hey, can you give me a solid?
35:33Can you follow Delilah?
35:35She's been acting a little strange.
35:36I kind of want to just know what's up.
35:38Consider it done.
35:45So what is this about?
35:48Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
35:51No.
35:55I've been thinking about us.
35:57Us.
36:00There is no us.
36:02But there is.
36:03There could be.
36:07When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
36:13We're a family.
36:15We're the perfect family.
36:18You've got to be kidding me.
36:22How dare you?
36:29How dare you?
36:31Sharon, boobie.
36:32This was not my idea.
36:34You're lying.
36:36You're trying to steal my man.
36:37I already told you.
36:38He's mine, you slut.
36:41Tell her.
36:41This was your idea.
36:43He wants us to get back together.
36:45Oh.
36:46I don't know what you're talking about.
36:48Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
36:50She said it was an emergency.
36:51Something about Benji.
36:52You coward.
36:55She grabbed my hand.
36:57She was begging me.
36:58It was pathetic.
36:59Okay.
37:00Okay.
37:08Take that, you slut.
37:11I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
37:14You're a worm.
37:17And you're fucking crazy.
37:20And this man does not pay his child support.
37:29Boobie.
37:29Don't even start.
37:31What the hell is this?
37:32You're embarrassing me.
37:33It's disgusting.
37:34Let's go.
37:35Let's go.
37:35Come on.
37:42Hey.
37:45Hey.
37:46Thank you for meeting with me.
37:49I'm happy to see you.
37:52Yeah.
37:53What do you want, Delilah?
37:56I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
38:06Look, I was wrong.
38:10I...
38:10What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
38:14And I was confused.
38:16What do you mean you were confused?
38:18I was dinner last night with Andy.
38:23What?
38:24I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
38:27How do you know about that?
38:29Ah.
38:31So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
38:34How romantic.
38:36Oh, my God.
38:37Did you have me followed?
38:38You're not even denying it.
38:41Oh, God.
38:42I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
38:47Yeah.
38:48And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
38:53Right.
38:54Yeah, right.
38:55And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
39:00But now I realize I was wrong.
39:02You're just an asshole.
39:06You're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to...
39:35Can I ask you a personal question?
39:40Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
39:42Where's George?
39:45George.
39:47You heard me.
39:48Where's George?
39:50Um...
39:51Did he have a fight?
39:55Well...
39:56Did he break up?
40:04Sometimes grown-ups, they...
40:07They have to make decisions.
40:10Well, it's okay.
40:12You broke up.
40:13Don't worry about it.
40:15You can be used to it.
40:17I'm sorry, Benji.
40:20I really am.
40:36What was in your car, George?
40:45Thank you for meeting with me.
40:46Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
40:50Um...
40:50Are you here alone?
40:51Yeah, it's the guy.
40:53Mom's a rocker.
40:54Won't fall asleep on the couch.
40:55He does it every time.
40:56Don't tell Mom.
40:58Okay.
40:59I want to talk about Mom.
41:03Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
41:06Your mom has been super sad.
41:09And I'm sorry to hear about that.
41:11You know she loves you, right?
41:14Wait, what?
41:15I can tell.
41:18Benji, it's not what you think.
41:20Look...
41:22Your mom hired me to...
41:24I know you've been pretending.
41:26What?
41:27I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
41:29so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
41:32Listen, I mean big kid, but I'm not stupid.
41:35But...
41:35And you love her too.
41:36But there's...
41:37So I'd like the two of you to establish enneganze
41:39and please get back together.
41:41Deal?
41:45Deal.
41:49Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
41:51What?
41:52What?
41:52I'm a friend of a friend of an ex.
41:54I had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show.
41:58And I couldn't use them and get them to me.
42:01What?
42:02Wait, that is like huge.
42:05Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
42:08I knew.
42:09Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
42:11And guilt, baby, guilt.
42:16And guess who's going to be my date?
42:18Who?
42:19You silly!
42:20What?
42:21Yeah!
42:24Wait, those are my designs.
42:29What?
42:30Those look exactly like my dresses.
42:32You see?
42:34Oh my God, they do!
42:36We have to go.
42:39Go.
42:41Go.
42:42Go.
42:43Go.
42:43Go.
42:44Go.
42:45Go.
42:45Go.
42:45Go.
42:45Go.
42:46Go.
42:58Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
43:02Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
43:04There they are.
43:08Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
43:14Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
43:24Oh my God.
43:27We're fucked.
43:29Oh my God.
43:31Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
43:47Isn't that...
43:48Yes.
43:52Church.
43:53Church.
43:54Church.
43:56Church.
43:58Did you know about that?
43:59Yep.
44:00He gave me the tickets.
44:01Then how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:03Did you know about that?
44:05Yep.
44:06He gave me the tickets.
44:07Then how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:09Not a secret, Milo.
44:10A surprise.
44:12Yeah.
44:12You should have said, Andrew.
44:14Oh, Benji.
44:14Wow.
44:15I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
44:19You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
44:22Oh my God.
44:24Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time.
44:28In so many years.
44:30And the truth is...
44:33I've fallen deeply in love.
44:36With Delilah James.
44:39The greatest and latest design discovery.
44:42And the love of my life.
44:45Holy fuck.
44:48Damn it.
44:49This isn't fair.
44:50So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses
44:57designed by my love, Delilah.
45:23Disgusting.
45:34Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very
45:40important.
45:43Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very
45:53important.
45:56Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
46:01Oh, you're ready to go.
46:23Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
46:34Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
46:43Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
46:45What?
46:47Yes.
46:49You will.
46:50I will.
47:06The clothing was disgusting, too.
47:08Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
47:12Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
47:16No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
47:19No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
47:21Oh, shut up, Sharon.
47:28I now pronounce you husband and wife.
47:31Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
47:37not just about finding love, but loving yourself and truth and your joy, proving that sometimes
47:45the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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