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00:10I remember the video, so I'm going to be the best player to do, but when it's done, I'm going
00:11to be the best player to do.
00:13I'm going to be the best player to do so.
00:19I'm going to be the best player that I want to do.
00:25So let's go to the end of the video, first.
00:28If you're watching, I'll be able to use the best player to use the best player.
00:34Oh
01:07Much better.
01:26Who got you smiling like that?
01:28Was someone shot by Cupid's arrow?
01:31I wish.
01:33You know I've had the worst luck with love lately.
01:35That's why, this year, I'm spending Valentine's Day moving out of that money pit of an apartment.
01:42What?
01:42No, no, no.
01:44My best friend is not spending the most romantic day of the year alone.
01:49I won't be alone.
01:50We'll have a dozen cardboard boxes and two very muscular movers.
01:55Oh, I know that's right.
01:56I'm serious, Lex.
01:58If anyone can find a date by Valentine's Day, it's you.
02:03You just need to put yourself out there.
02:08Maybe I already am.
02:12In my own way.
02:19Hey.
02:41What are you doing?
02:43What are you doing?
02:43I need to get your phone call.
02:47Okay, that side felt a bit loaded.
02:50I have something you want to share?
02:53Remember that guy I saw in my apartment elevator?
02:56Remember. You wouldn't stop talking about him for weeks.
02:59Six foot, strong hands, eyes like an evergreen.
03:02Okay, okay.
03:04Anyways, I could never figure out if he actually lived in my building
03:08until I saw the same croc sitting outside my neighbor's place.
03:11Please tell me you knocked on that door and talked to him.
03:15Better. I put one of my gibbets on his shoe.
03:19Stop. That's so cute.
03:21I thought so too.
03:23But when I went home yesterday, it was gone.
03:27I know, right?
03:31Well, maybe he just lacks some fun and needs to appreciate a good gibbets.
03:35Or you just need to figure out what he likes.
03:38Yeah, who knows?
03:40Maybe this could turn into a Valentine's Day miracle.
03:44I think you're just a hopeless romantic.
03:47But it doesn't hurt to get to know my neighbor.
03:49I think he's still a hopeless romantic.
04:17Yeah.
04:18I'm sorry.
04:38Gotcha.
04:40This is perfect.
04:42You love sushi.
04:43I think I hear wedding bells.
04:44Slow down, Cupid.
04:46Who doesn't love sushi?
04:47Don't be a Valentine's Day screwed.
04:49No, he's right.
04:51A crush can't survive on raw fish alone.
04:55If I'm going to get to know him,
04:58any more options?
05:10Okay, let's get the most important questions out of the way.
05:13The non-negotiable.
05:17Pineapple on pizza.
05:28No pineapple on pizza.
05:31Every.
05:32Video game?
05:34Or chess?
05:40Games.
05:41Always.
05:45Sweet or savory?
05:47Let's see.
05:50Your turn.
05:51Fries or nuggets.
05:55So, are you going to answer him?
05:58I don't know.
05:59I'm about to move.
06:00Buildings, not continents.
06:02Come on, you're living a literal rom-com.
06:04Yeah, this story's even got my jaded heart beating.
06:07I've never seen you act like this about a guy before.
06:15What's wrong, Lex?
06:19Uh, it sounds ridiculous to say out loud, but I've only been learning things about him.
06:26What if, what if he doesn't like me?
06:31Nothing good comes without taking a risk.
06:34And for what it's worth, we like you, and we have the best ass.
06:39Thanks, guys.
06:57Let's see.
06:58Favorite sport?
07:00Soccer, obviously.
07:03Music taste?
07:05Country, always.
07:08Favorite seasons?
07:10Winter is the best.
07:12Tic-tac-toe?
07:13Challenge accepted.
07:17Challenge accepted.
07:40Miss Levington?
07:41You scheduled moors for today, right?
07:44Oh.
07:46Happy Valentine's Day.
07:51I'm going for a coffee run, but feel free to get started.
07:54Can I get you to anything?
07:56No?
07:57Okay.
07:59Okay.
08:16What am I thinking?
08:24Oh, shoot.
08:26I'm sorry.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:39Could she be?
08:43Are you?
08:45I'm Lexi.
08:48I'm Tyler.
09:05I'm Lexi.
09:06I'm Lexi.
09:08I'm Lexi.
09:08I'm Lexi.
09:09I'm Lexi.
09:09I'm Lexi.
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Tamara Brock20 hours ago
Not the full movie

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