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00:01I'm going to get paid for this
00:03Kind of feel like I was made for this
00:05I feel like I was made for it
00:06I'm going have to say grace to this
00:08Think I'm bout to be late for this
00:10She knows gon' wait for this
00:11Take the pic but don't feel to dis
00:13I'm going have to say grace to this
00:15I'm going to get high for this
00:16I'm going to have to swing by for this
00:18She gon' have me on my rage
00:19I just want to get started
00:21I understand that
00:24What?
00:24Hello?
00:25What?
00:27I'm waiting for you.
00:29I'm sorry.
00:30Oh, yeah.
00:31Come on, I'm sorry.
00:32I'm sorry.
00:59Femalicious.
01:02Are you running for the dom?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:07Fem-fems.
01:09Femalimous.
01:10Hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not.
01:14Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position.
01:17It's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort.
01:21Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.
01:30But I warn you.
01:33I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
01:57F**k!
01:58Mongol.
01:58Du-2, Du-2.
02:05A-Meet.
02:06Dirty.
02:10F**k!
02:17Hello, at all the Tyre PTAC proteins put your hands on one glass.
02:20So, for total hours, please just lie!
02:22After the 10?
02:22a thing with the parents, but just don't be wasting my time. Exams start soon. Spit in my drink, call
02:28me
02:28tutu slurs. I don't care, but just don't play with my work. I'm serious. I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do. It's not what you said the last time you spoke. Do
02:36you want my help
02:36or not? I just want the connect from the British Library. Well, I can do you one better. First-hand
02:43sources and documents, courtesy of my godfather. Shit, this must have taken you forever. Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this. With this source material, plus if we're
02:56both pitching in... All right. No fucking about. You've got to get this done by today. Preferably
03:03by six. Great. I'm going to go shower. Cool.
03:09Are you to the library? Yeah. Cool.
03:36You thirsty. What if the Domino's Calumny was more than just a popularity contest? What if the Domino's Calumny is
03:42basically just a popularity contest, so you'd be pretty cray-cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:45Chunk of Cheddar, for a vote for Cheddar. Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my eyes. Ouch-a!
03:52Tell me for Dom. Say she is for Cheddar. Get Cheddar started.
03:59Make sure you'll be great for Cheddar for life.
04:23Oh God, yeah. You look like Beth. What was I thinking? I can't win this. The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:29I hardly think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:30What? He's bribing people for the vote. What? Fun-sized dairy snacks? No, I think you've got every chance of
04:36winning.
04:37Hi, ladies.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well...
04:53What is it? What's wrong?
04:55My family's going to find out that I've lied. I've already told them I've got the internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand. You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place. If you have the gift of the gab, you have the
05:07masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musky, you're natural. I like it.
05:23You have not had a chance to shout. It's taken me countless hours, but I've finished my final piece.
05:27Oh my God, no way.
05:28Wait, so the peaches are like...
05:29Dead. Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God. I'm so happy for you. Is this it?
05:32Can I see it?
05:33Hey, hey, hey.
05:33It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am, and...
05:43That isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me.
05:50I did.
05:51It's not.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just... I'm so proud of you. Seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03Don't fall in into place.
06:04Oh my God, we should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:10Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows.
06:18Imagine...
06:25Toby, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:29Urgent revision.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abby.
06:33It's me again.
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:40So, call me back.
06:42Toby, what? You're looking fine. Fine, boy.
06:45What? No pimple.
06:46Like your dimple, simple as anyone told you you're looking fine today.
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man. I'm booking flights.
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me, what do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most...
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04No.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job and...
07:13Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move out my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28All right.
07:28What are you talking about air miles?
07:29London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:33My dad has thousands.
07:33So, what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the Don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:46Two hours, I'll help you.
07:49Yeah?
07:50Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52What are you doing?
07:52What are you doing?
07:53Put me down.
07:53Put me down.
07:54Put me down.
07:55Put me down.
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements.
08:40Caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Awesome.
09:07Thanks.
09:09Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard, intruding like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologizing for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me, but it was just about the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:07God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:19After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes.
10:35Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind, so everything rests on my hustling speech, which I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That, uh, that, that X factor.
10:50That Tobyism.
10:51Mm, right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:55But we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:58So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, uh, I'm gonna start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students going to make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:50Pick up your top lip.
11:52You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can, you know, I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus.
12:23Calami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again.
12:27All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds.
12:35You're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment.
12:37You're in a trouble zone.
12:40Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay.
12:48Can I hear it?
12:49Yeah, sure.
12:50Um.
12:52Okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
12:58economies, and cultures.
12:59Mm-hmm.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves while impoverishing local
13:05populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:14I thought you only cited the quote.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um.
13:28Not on this page.
13:29Not on this page.
13:31This stuff is my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI?
13:36Bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:37You can't be using AI.
13:37They will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot.
13:50I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52I just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me.
13:54Um.
13:56And I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
13:58I'll have a play around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:23You're always holding.
14:23I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:25No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:30Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:32Hey.
14:34Just what the doctor ordered.
14:37Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:39I did buy off.
14:54Yep.
14:56Uh, what are you doing?
14:57Uh, nothing.
14:58Good.
14:58We have to go and support Femi because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now.
15:03Yes, now.
15:09But I can't lie to us.
15:10We have some links or something because it's been a hell of a funk in it.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:18Yo, Neil, come here.
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, so.
15:26Yeah, I can't because I'm busy.
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:33So just ditch him.
15:35I can't.
15:35We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:43A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do, and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Just get...
16:07No, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:15But Leah, look...
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Goodbye.
16:21Calm.
16:21Let's just go.
16:22Okay, visual sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:32You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Cool.
16:36Come here.
16:40Come here.
16:41Well, I'll see you later.
17:08You're good.
17:09All right, settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamie, well,
17:37it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However, seeing you afterwards, Quentin, however, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St.
17:48Gilbert's tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honor.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony, but you get to represent the school
17:57at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie!
18:28The first to receive...
18:29Cheers!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidates!
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devonye, for checking my privilege.
18:50You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:08Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a bloody good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors, Cheese Boy, Lemmy, or the Ginger, would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:38Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
19:40You have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Sammy Femi...
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:46Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo,
20:00and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Dominus Calamie.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position...
20:08A position, a popularity contest...
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations of some...
20:21Foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:29Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:36Charles...
20:36Johnny!
20:44Let's get a round of applause for our very own Sammy Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:50Yeah!
20:51I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub,
20:57rather than a dong.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I am joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient.
21:07Resourceful.
21:07I know that.
21:08Better than anyone.
21:09I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes,
21:12so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
21:16Yeah.
21:17No, I know.
21:17Gross.
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you,
21:28he's talking like you,
21:29and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality,
21:33you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:38Sammy Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:49Vote for me.
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to VARGE!
22:28Yo, Omo, where you going?
22:31Where are you going?
22:32Hey, Omo, where are you going?
22:33Yo, listen, I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association,
22:36but, brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38Look, it's me and Johnny.
22:39You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41All right, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I got to go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro.
22:46Omo, cast your vote, man.
22:49Your snake.
22:51Snake, you hit me.
22:52Mr. Stakes.
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:56This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology,
22:59because I'm studying the cortisol levels
23:01under high pressure situations,
23:03so this is actually...
23:04I was going to pop this in your vision, huh?
23:09Sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:11Um, are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers
23:28distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33I just...
23:35Hobie,
23:36have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up,
23:41you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:47Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do
24:30was spend all night in a library,
24:31but I have no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you
24:36without a book in your hand.
24:39Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,
24:41but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do,
24:46because if you did,
24:47you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today
24:55just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aid to get to Bristol Union.
25:00But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
25:02and judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards.
25:04Oh, yeah, you can leave now.
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:26Are you from Sevaston?
25:57All right, Claire.
25:59Thanks.
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know?
26:02They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo.
26:04Well, until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear.
26:13You know, just in case.
26:20Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for the year.
26:27Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:46Oh.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:55You're rude to this day!
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Oh, yes!
27:02Move!
27:03Move!
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission,
27:14we will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16and then vote...
27:18again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Jesus!
27:23Oh, family!
27:24Dom, Dom!
27:25Well done.
27:26You made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just a mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in...
27:35the entire...
27:37shaft and balls.
27:41Shaft and ball?
27:42Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
28:07Man like Tobi.
28:08Yo, bro.
28:08What were you telling me?
28:09i thought you were almost starting to forget me busy bro busy how's it all going though
28:14well i did a mock exam i got a b oh so you think that's funny no no no i'm
28:22just i'm surprised i
28:23don't associate you with bees in it it's more of i was choosing not to go to cambridge this year
28:29i had that choice so i could go traveling with abby or whatever and now it's looking like i
28:36even got the option well it's a mock bounce back jay even if i can scrape it back i've already
28:43told
28:43abby i'm paying for the flights and all of that shit bro she's currently goes to me right now so
28:48i don't even know what's going on me man what if i've done all this just so i can lose
28:53cambridge
28:54and abby come on man it's cambridge big big cambridge bro if she don't understand then
29:00i don't know man she will though you reckon yeah look man it's a big leap but you have to
29:07face it
29:08even me coming here bro i'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts but i'm glad i did
29:14it
29:15oh if i didn't i'd be kicking myself alive that's for sure
29:21yo people are moving in it so let me let me buy you back yeah all right
29:24ah he said in a bit
29:34so this is it
29:38nah you said you wouldn't laugh i'm not laughing it's shock bro yeah yeah in a good way different
29:42emotions and and sides and all of us fighting and harmonizing simultaneously thanks i'm sure the
29:49curse is clear you can go now i'm in no rush bro you know it would have been cheaper to
29:55buy her one
29:55big bottle i mean my sister works in promotion she said she had a shitload left over treating leo to
30:01leftover promotional bottles of prosecco and they say romance is dead
30:08so what's going on with you and leo we're just different people different priorities
30:13if that makes sense yeah it makes a lot of sense there's this guy i'm seeing and he's great really
30:21lovely in fact and and he's got me jumping behind pillars what in a good way i keep hiding from
30:28him
30:29i i think i like him because he's safe i thought that's good for me because you know safe is
30:35my happy
30:35place i love safe what makes you think you're safe i'm not exactly chaotic am i your art is
30:42i'm not fooled by the button-up look i think you're attracted to messiness yeah no that's enough
30:49for seconds for you wait i think it's you i don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket
30:56or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want
31:03i don't think you know of course you're wise watch a lot of right at first sight with my grandma
31:14dad you're on that yeah bro don't get in nobody watches that what everyone watches that see you
31:31oh hi leah
31:36not even an apology apology for standing me up the other night i'm sorry jang i thought it was just
31:44a
31:44whole study thing feels for a good reason i promise well i thought it was a good reason but then
31:49it turns
31:50out that he is a dickhead you met up with someone else jang am i missing something really leah
32:04that is just blatant nepotism your sense of entitlement is astounding just because your
32:09dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job and anyway it's about time this role
32:14went to a
32:14one here sorry sorry are you even from here it's kind of phobic oh that's not even a word yes
32:22it is
32:22and you're an idiot thank you very much objection and overall but sustained tramley like like it
32:30doesn't even make any sense like because the dom has like like like like never been a woman so that
32:35would make it fair oh bless you pathetic and this one look at him as the dom uh stiff
32:43wooden lifeless and those were just as king leah reviews is that all you've got insults shut up
32:49mate haven't you got a bed to piss in which is a true story by the way yeah thank you
32:53very much
32:57order order adebao yeah i wore the same pants for a week yeah i got pissed and pissed my bed
33:09and hid my
33:10sheets let's see what else do you know about me sometimes i suck my thumb when i'm sleeping
33:19i piss sitting down
33:23you'll probably tell them that i'm a virgin
33:32so beyond the put downs you've got nothing just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom
33:40because it doesn't mean anything to you just like i'm guessing it doesn't mean anything to most of you
33:51well it means something to me i want to do our year justice i want our future years to look
33:59back
34:00at our year as the best year full of absolute legends
34:07so instead of voting for mr i don't really give a
34:12vote for someone who does
34:31Any final words?
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbury!
34:44Yes! That's right, 1040, unlimited weapons for everyone!
34:50Glastonbury!
34:54Welcome to Glastonbury!
34:56I'll get you in the next one!
35:11Glastonbury!
35:18Glastonbury!
35:19Hi. Uh, hi, Abby.
35:22Um, you know what? I'm not sure. I'm not sure if we're still together.
35:27I hope we are.
35:30I just want to talk to you. I need to talk to you.
35:33It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where your head is at, with any of it, but...
35:41Uh, what are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time?
35:44No.
35:45No. It's just, uh...
35:51You know, I've kind of, like, left me on read for the past, like, three days.
35:57Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
35:58Well, I was about to send you a message.
36:00Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge and that you weren't going because of me,
36:06and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't. I can't.
36:10So I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back.
36:20Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something.
36:33Yeah. Nah. Shit.
36:35Um...
36:39I love you too.
36:43I...
36:49I love you.
36:54I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:11I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:13I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:16Mean evil.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:51And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00No, no, honey, it's okay.
38:02Remember my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:16Stramley!
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23Femi Adebayo.
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi Femi!
38:36Well, come on up, Zekhash.
38:55How did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02Nobody chose you over Glastow tickets.
39:04And they saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:13I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but David beat Goliath.
39:20Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems, and I will find the truth.
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey.
39:34Hear my man about hey.
39:35Is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death.
39:39It is!
39:40So, are you going to tell us or are you just gonna...
39:43Yeah, nah, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55Everyone's showing their A-level pieces, and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
40:00It gives, uh, I don't, uh, Leo?
40:03Wait, what is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12So, yeah.
40:14What do you think?
40:15It's giving me emotion sickness.
40:16We're not even moving.
40:18Look, guys, Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
40:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't do
40:23it alone.
40:24You guys need to help, so we've got to do it now.
40:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but I agree with Carol.
40:32Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
40:35You're lying.
40:36I thought you guys would come and help me out.
40:38This is us helping you.
40:39Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
40:43You know what, what do you know?
40:44You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
40:48He got you.
40:49You, yeah?
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
40:52Yo, take the best.
40:52And then you, Femi.
40:54You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
40:56No, I can't lie.
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58No, bro, I just, you know what, guys, guys, can you guys please go?
41:02Oh, right, listen, our bad...
41:03Yeah, please, in fact, get out.
41:06Cool.
41:07Van Gogh?
41:09Fun slack.
41:17You should have to go on top.
41:20Girl, I heard you like the bad boys.
41:22Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
41:23Can't stop, still.
41:25Oh.
41:26And she says you like I'm rough.
41:29You been laying like a cowboy.
41:31I'm a cowboy.
41:32Can't stop, still.
41:34Oh.
41:35You're sweet like sugar, let me taste your sugar
41:40You gave me sugar, you gave me, gave me sugar
41:44You're sweet like sugar, let me taste your sugar
41:49You gave me sugar, you gave me, gave me sugar
41:55Don't wait, don't cut cage me
41:59Sweet danger, there's no saving me
42:11Sweet danger, there's no saving me
42:12Sweet danger, there's no saving me
42:17Sweet danger, there's no saving me
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