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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10We're the next one!
00:01:10We have the next one!
00:01:23We are the next one!
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend.
00:02:03Well, ex-girlfriend.
00:02:06Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend.
00:02:13Ex-boyfriend.
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink?
00:02:22And you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53o
00:03:01o
00:03:05o
00:03:06o
00:03:07o
00:03:09o
00:03:09o
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:54Um...
00:04:54We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:02Wait, I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one, I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:33Well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you, but no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care.
00:07:18Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:33All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:50I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:54Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend.
00:08:03And you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:12Stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey.
00:08:22Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match.
00:09:10And recognize love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:53You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case...
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Camera's in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you.
00:11:15Gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily. This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No! If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity!
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe. It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back!
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive
00:12:21you.
00:12:24No way!
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date-raped me!
00:12:48What?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:46By the way.
00:13:49Lily, you idiot!
00:13:58I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry. Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that. I'm really glad you came. Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin. She's a girl with a tragic past. This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom, so I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:14go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish. I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:29Yep.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me. And I cried a lot. It
00:15:39was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it. When I was 13...
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla. Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry. I...
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27Like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake. Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps. They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it.
00:17:32And I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:22You're listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:36No.
00:19:46Okay.
00:19:47Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing.
00:20:30At all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh.
00:20:37I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46Here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Open it.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:57What's that?
00:21:19What's that?
00:21:20Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer, I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream, because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28What?
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:30I was just fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically, from a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as it was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50why did you want to become a lawyer ask Jake what he does for a living what do you do
00:22:56for a living
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech okay but what does that mean tell the truth
00:23:06I work in uh
00:23:12for a startup very secret startup unfortunately I wish I could say more but I signed an NDA
00:23:21so I just oh I totally understand can you promise me something
00:23:29don't ever lie to me please I promise
00:23:36what is happening why don't I have cameras in the restaurant
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him maybe a little pain is in order Dustin you're up
00:23:50all right you two I'm master Allison and I'll be instructing you today first things first we're
00:23:56gonna get a feel for your training level let's do you first doll your name's Lily okay Lily doll
00:24:04see what you got there's a one-two combo yeah all right a little harder let's go
00:24:11all right yeah you can do a little harder boom boom good good job all right next we're
00:24:16gonna test your reflexes hey that's enough okay yeah fine just there's something I
00:24:25should probably tell you all right next bud come here say ain't you that CEO tech guy
00:24:31um no not me yeah your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass what what you talking about Jake I don't
00:24:42know
00:24:42this guy needs to learn some manners Jake I promise you you don't need to do this
00:24:51nobody hits my girl and gets away with it
00:25:05you good yeah I'm sorry can't protect you this guy's deal I don't know but just stay here for a
00:25:15minute
00:25:15there's something I need to show you hey Lily wait he's crazy that was amazing I've been training
00:25:28for years it's really sweet you tried to protect me but next time ask if I need help
00:25:53let's get out of here
00:25:58date number four
00:26:05where's your bathroom it's just back there
00:26:18you know you didn't have to bring me home I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained
00:26:24fighter there's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:30you know a lot of things I want to show you oh yeah like what
00:26:54come here and I'll show you
00:27:02oh my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:08wasn't sure where to find a piece of mind
00:27:14sometimes you can see things when it in time
00:27:22wish you had a truth
00:27:23wish you had a truth
00:27:33you have the most beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:48it's yours
00:27:49it's yours
00:27:51you can touch me
00:28:06hold on hold on hold on a second
00:28:07it's okay I want to
00:28:12please stop
00:28:16what's wrong I want you so much
00:28:24I have to wait for the app
00:28:27we have to wait for the app
00:28:29are you kidding
00:28:30screw that stupid app
00:28:36the app isn't stupid I'm sorry I really I just think we should wait
00:28:49okay fine I guess I'll see you at our next date
00:29:02oh that was too damn close for comfort
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch
00:29:13it's time for the contingency
00:29:30what the hell
00:29:33where is she
00:29:36what are you talking about
00:29:38what are you doing
00:29:39don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily please
00:29:42just tell me where she is
00:29:44okay don't lie to me
00:29:45we'll end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53tell me where she is
00:29:55there's no one here
00:29:56who are you talking about
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:30:07it was just here
00:30:09what are you talking about
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies so I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:19but there is no woman
00:30:21naked or clothed in here
00:30:25you are the only person I want naked in my apartment Lily
00:30:29really
00:30:30I swear it
00:30:32I'm sorry
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:35I can't go through that again
00:30:38you won't have to
00:30:43I promise
00:30:53what are you doing
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:57I want you
00:30:59right now
00:31:07baby it's you
00:31:12it's you
00:31:18it's you
00:31:22walk out that door
00:31:25oh yeah
00:31:26you
00:31:35Jake stop
00:31:41sorry
00:31:44I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really
00:31:47want to
00:31:48I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52and you know
00:31:54love swipe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00okay
00:32:01yeah
00:32:03we can wait
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14as soon as love swipe gives us permission
00:32:18you can have me
00:32:21all of me
00:32:31yes
00:32:31yes
00:32:50oh no
00:32:54so he's definitely not a
00:32:55date rapist
00:32:56no
00:32:56I found the condom the next morning
00:32:59he's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs
00:33:02you're sure you trust this guy
00:33:04not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:08but yeah
00:33:09yeah I do
00:33:10what does he do for work
00:33:12he's in tech
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird
00:33:16there
00:33:17there's something we need to tell you about Jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear
00:33:22what do you mean
00:33:25I wasn't really talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28yeah you're being an ass
00:33:29right
00:33:30I don't know
00:33:30that's fine
00:33:30I think she's small
00:33:37are you sure you're alright
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:42ask Jake about his work
00:33:44finally I can see what's happening
00:33:47now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again
00:33:54my friends didn't come yet
00:33:56I mean those two
00:33:59who are in disguise
00:34:00every single time we come here
00:34:01they
00:34:02yeah didn't they cheat on you
00:34:04behind your back
00:34:06only because of that stupid app
00:34:07okay
00:34:08can we not
00:34:09blame the app
00:34:17Jake Wright
00:34:17you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23what do you do for work
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:29my friends
00:34:31they received an envelope with documents
00:34:34saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop
00:34:41please don't mind
00:34:44okay
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47but just because I trust you
00:34:49and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else
00:34:52okay
00:34:53okay I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:58I'm uh
00:35:02I started a
00:35:07I started an app
00:35:09and I'm looking for investors
00:35:13and I'm just
00:35:14poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing
00:35:18I'm sorry
00:35:19do you believe me?
00:35:23of course I believe you
00:35:24just
00:35:26thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37oh she wants honesty
00:35:40or she's gonna get it to me
00:35:53so
00:35:56what kind of poor are we talking
00:35:57like your parents pay your rent
00:36:00or you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all I can say is
00:36:06if this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:11you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:16lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy
00:36:18it's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:21actually it's
00:36:22perceived intuition
00:36:23is
00:36:24machine learning
00:36:25from
00:36:26thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that?
00:36:32just a guess
00:36:34pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38there's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:43do you feel the same?
00:36:45yeah
00:36:46actually there's somewhere
00:36:47I gotta be
00:36:48we should get out of here
00:36:54I've got you
00:36:55right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:57prepare
00:36:58for heartbreak
00:37:01so
00:37:02how does this work again?
00:37:04the machine
00:37:05analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes
00:37:07little TV
00:37:08show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:13that's it
00:37:14true
00:37:14so you ready?
00:37:16yeah
00:37:16absolutely
00:37:19jake are you sure?
00:37:21yes
00:37:22I'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:28so jake are you an app developer?
00:37:31yes
00:37:35what kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing
00:37:48like our dating app?
00:37:50yep
00:37:50just like that
00:37:53have you developed
00:37:54any other apps?
00:37:56well
00:37:57um
00:37:59are you okay?
00:38:02yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:08there isn't anything
00:38:09you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:13I'm falling for you
00:38:15and I trust you
00:38:16okay?
00:38:19okay
00:38:31have you developed
00:38:32any other apps?
00:38:34have you developed
00:38:35any other apps?
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:47I swear
00:38:51Lily
00:38:51do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55and are you attracted to me?
00:38:58yes
00:39:00and are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I
00:39:04yes
00:39:06I'm
00:39:06ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure?
00:39:10yes
00:39:11I'm sure
00:39:13Lily
00:39:13what's
00:39:13what's going on?
00:39:15you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17Jake
00:39:18Jake
00:39:18I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:22sorry
00:39:23that's
00:39:23not the more
00:39:24you said that you were ready
00:39:25for real love
00:39:28I'm sorry
00:39:54please
00:39:55what are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58about the app
00:40:00yeah
00:40:12so
00:40:14what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15oh no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:17um
00:40:18that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20um
00:40:21I
00:40:23I
00:40:24I was really
00:40:25hurting
00:40:26after we broke up
00:40:27so
00:40:28after a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31downloaded the app
00:40:33and
00:40:34I matched with someone
00:40:35and
00:40:37Jake
00:40:38you were right
00:40:40what do you mean?
00:40:42I mean I met someone Jake
00:40:44the app works
00:40:46and I'm proof
00:40:47I mean
00:40:48we are talking
00:40:49about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52well I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:56well
00:40:57what about you?
00:40:58have you
00:40:59matched with anyone?
00:41:01uh
00:41:01yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty?
00:41:09honestly
00:41:09it's
00:41:12things aren't going that well
00:41:15well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:18you're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20because
00:41:20I mean I know the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:23all along
00:41:25Jake
00:41:28I just don't know anymore
00:41:31well
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:42we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match
00:41:58are having issues
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her
00:42:03and I'm happy for you
00:42:04but I think you should go
00:42:06I'm so sorry Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know we're
00:42:13in love with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:15I need to respect that
00:42:18I'm sorry
00:42:28we got you Jake
00:42:30let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32feels about this
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is
00:42:46the two of you made me a liar
00:42:47I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:51I'm sorry Lily
00:42:52screw you Kim
00:43:05five minutes ago
00:43:07that asshole
00:43:15game
00:43:16alright
00:43:18Lily
00:43:19so good to see
00:43:21okay what's going on
00:43:22do you think I'm an idiot Jake
00:43:24no of course not
00:43:25then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:28don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32okay I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:36you're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:47no no no no this can't be happening again
00:43:49no no no this can't be happening again
00:43:50give me your phone
00:43:54just what I thought
00:43:55no traditional trace of malware
00:43:58so it's not hacked
00:43:59so it's not hacked
00:43:59so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did get an email
00:44:03and that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because I was kissing another woman in it
00:44:13wait what are you saying
00:44:15that woman
00:44:16that woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a brilliant coder and hacker
00:44:23but also
00:44:26extremely unstable
00:44:29but why was she here
00:44:31why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to
00:44:35tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38but then she
00:44:40she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:49how much did I love you
00:44:53that you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me again
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16I'm sorry
00:45:18yeah
00:45:19you are
00:45:19will I see you again
00:45:20I don't know
00:45:23all I know is that I can't stand me
00:45:24in the same room as you right now
00:45:29Lily wait
00:45:31Lily
00:45:36oh my god did you see the look
00:45:39on that sad bitch's face
00:45:42now
00:45:43it's time to put the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and Jake right
00:45:54have been unmatched
00:45:57what?
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on Jake
00:46:13please pick up
00:46:15Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:18I just got a notification
00:46:19we were unmatched on the app
00:46:21same one
00:46:22tragic as it is
00:46:23I think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that
00:46:27clearly we have some issues
00:46:29and if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want to
00:46:31sexier woman
00:46:32who's super intelligent
00:46:33and ready for real love
00:46:34Jake wait
00:46:38I can't believe him
00:46:44true love awaits
00:46:45with your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:47alright Mitchell Stevens
00:46:50get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen
00:47:01you must be Lily
00:47:04might I say
00:47:05your profile picture
00:47:06does not do that
00:47:07beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so uh
00:47:12Mitchell was it
00:47:14what do you do for a living
00:47:15isn't it obvious babe
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18and I get laid
00:47:19come again
00:47:19oh don't worry
00:47:21you will
00:47:21excuse me
00:47:23I'm a model babe
00:47:25isn't it obvious
00:47:25no
00:47:26it's not
00:47:27and you already said that
00:47:29sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get
00:47:35that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs
00:47:38you know what I mean
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46the truth about
00:47:46creating love swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life
00:47:52I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up
00:47:59babe
00:47:59we're soulmates
00:48:00meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:05I love Jake
00:48:08I love Jake
00:48:10and I need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:18get off me you creep
00:48:24Jake
00:48:27no Jake wait
00:48:30Jake
00:48:31Jake wait
00:48:35please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:38really
00:48:40really
00:48:40really cause I just
00:48:41watched you
00:48:41kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46now there's nothing
00:48:46to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up
00:48:49on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57and you broke it off
00:48:58you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me Lily
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face
00:49:08I'm not lying to you
00:49:15love's wife matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20to get back at you
00:49:21and when I saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:27I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:38it's been that all
00:49:39that happened
00:49:41today
00:49:42that I called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and I broke up with you
00:49:45I guess why would I
00:49:46lie about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go Lily
00:49:51Jake you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean
00:49:53it's not safe
00:49:53trust me
00:49:54we need to go right now
00:49:56okay
00:49:57let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas
00:50:05so it's all mine now
00:50:08I come here when I
00:50:09want to get away
00:50:10from everything
00:50:11I don't understand
00:50:12why is it safe here
00:50:15no cell phone service
00:50:17no internet
00:50:19it's just us here
00:50:22okay
00:50:22Jake I need you to explain
00:50:24why are we safe
00:50:25in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27please don't make me
00:50:28regret this
00:50:31do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend
00:50:34I told you about
00:50:36Elise
00:50:38yeah
00:50:39there's something
00:50:40I need to tell you
00:50:43the day
00:50:46I broke up with her
00:50:49I'll kill
00:50:51I will destroy you
00:50:52Jake Wright
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said
00:51:00what I'm afraid
00:51:01she's capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08safe
00:51:11I'm so sorry
00:51:12that happened to you
00:51:15she sounds
00:51:17unwell
00:51:20wow
00:51:22you look so beautiful
00:51:24lovely
00:51:27you look
00:51:28very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35seventh date
00:51:37do you mind getting wet
00:51:40when's that supposed to mean
00:51:43come with me
00:51:44and I'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day
00:52:06I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:12Jake I feel safe
00:52:13before I'm with you
00:52:17you know on the
00:52:18seventh date
00:52:21love swipe
00:52:22gives couples
00:52:23the option
00:52:24to
00:52:29to what?
00:52:34to be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe
00:52:39says so
00:52:44put me on the altar
00:52:46cause you can't be tame
00:52:49silence underneath your flame
00:52:52cut the cords around me
00:52:54as I speak your name
00:52:56it's never gonna be the same
00:52:59even though I loved you
00:53:01it was all in vain
00:53:16this ends now
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:26once and for all
00:53:38last night was
00:53:40I know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me
00:54:06nothing can keep me from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:16okay
00:54:37you want him?
00:54:40come and get him
00:54:43wrong guard bitch
00:54:47to love
00:54:47and to love swipe
00:54:53meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine lounge
00:54:56of your favorite bar
00:54:59aww
00:54:59the app is having us
00:55:00do our final date
00:55:01in the wine lounge
00:55:02it's where our first date was
00:55:04it's so sweet
00:55:04be careful Lily
00:55:06his ex sounds crazy
00:55:08want me to walk you back?
00:55:10you guys need to calm down
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:44and I'll take care of him
00:55:45and itores
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Belize, it was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:47I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:30We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:34What?
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:49You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created,
01:00:22Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something
01:00:51that
01:00:52I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake!
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:50I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you,
01:01:55Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:02I love you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone
01:02:21deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use LoveSwipe
01:02:27and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38So,
01:02:46will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my Mr. Right,
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:16And you make it make sense
01:03:19How I hope can you burn
01:03:22Who once felt like a screamer
01:03:26Who's still alive
01:03:27Believe in your plans
01:03:30You or I or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:38You or I
01:03:38You or I
01:03:38You or I
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