00:29I'll see you next time.
00:46I'll see you next time.
01:00Pit Viper. Pete the Pit Viper.
01:02Mr. Viper, the question on everyone's mind is, why is it that you want to kill Lucky Luke?
01:12Because I can. Are there any other questions?
01:19I have one.
01:26I was wondering, how would you explain the fact that you've got a duel in a minute and your rivals
01:32know where to be found?
01:41Maybe he's too afraid.
01:44He shoots faster than a shadow. What does he have to fear? Tell me.
01:50But you know the day will come when that man, even that man, is nothing more than a shadow of
01:58himself.
02:23You're Muybridge, right?
02:25Edward Muybridge, from the Borderland Herald. A pleasure.
02:29Three cameras? Isn't that overkill?
02:31But it's Lucky Luke. Shoots before he draws.
02:33And no one's photographed him doing it.
02:35So I'm hedging my bets.
02:39McConaughey.
02:41McConaughey.
02:42McConaughey.
03:05$50.
03:18you're almost late
03:21you can never really be late to a funeral
03:24your new gloves giving you confidence
03:26you don't usually wear any
03:29is it perhaps because you had an accident
03:55can't say that i have
03:57snakes pretty messed up though
04:00i turned it into these gloves
04:07you still got one minute to cancel
04:08do you know what you got left
04:12doesn't matter you got one more minute
04:15a minute
04:16okay
04:38you still got one minute to cancel
04:45you still got one minute to cancel
04:49you still got one minute to cancel
04:50you still got one minute to cancel
04:51you still got one minute to cancel
04:51you still got one minute to cancel
04:51you still got one minute to cancel
04:51you still got one minute to cancel
04:51you still got one minute to cancel
04:51you still got one minute to cancel
04:54you still got one minute to cancel
05:01Oh, no.
05:30Luke, tomorrow at noon sharp, you're a dead man.
05:33I'll dig your grave.
05:34I'll dig your grave.
05:36I'm going to kill you.
05:37Let me go.
05:39Get off me.
05:40I'll get all of you.
05:44Well, did you get it?
05:45Thank you, too.
05:46I'll kill you all.
05:47I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
05:51How does he do it?
05:53I don't know.
05:54I don't know.
05:57There he is.
06:00I don't know.
06:06I don't know.
06:08I just they're back.
06:20I say the software.
06:49Nice shot, kiddo.
06:50Yeah, even though it's a pretty lucky one.
06:54Ah!
06:55But next time, watch out for that recoil.
07:05Anyway...
07:10What was that?
07:13No, no, no!
07:22Thank you?
07:24My mother!
07:25Where is she?
07:27What? Your mother?
07:28I just saved you, so spit it out!
07:30You tell me now, or I'll unsave you!
07:33Wow.
07:34You must be new to making threats.
07:36And to guns, put that away.
07:39Gonna hurt yourself again?
07:40I've mastered it, okay?
07:41Yeah, it's my mother's gun, but I know what I'm doing!
07:50Sorry, kiddo.
07:53You're in the Wild West.
07:54And clearly, you're new to that, too.
07:56Here we go.
08:39My dear true mom, where is mom?
08:49Lucky Luke, the fucking book.
09:10We should have used a bear.
09:11Would have taken his hand right off.
09:13I'm going to burn down this whole town.
09:16Excuse me?
09:18I've come as a friend.
09:19This is the Wild West.
09:20No friends here.
09:22After everything we've been...
09:23Shut up.
09:24Who are you?
09:25My name's Louise.
09:28Louise Willow.
09:30I've got information for you.
09:34You sure that's true?
09:35Yeah.
09:36It was right in front of me.
09:38He was in a lot of pain.
09:39His hand was swollen.
09:40How'd he beat me if he got vipered, huh?
09:42Pitted.
09:43I mean, you know, bit.
09:45Maybe someone helped him.
09:50No.
09:51I'd bet it was the Venom.
09:53It could be the slow-moving kind.
09:56Affecting him later.
09:57That is possible.
09:59Because Venom isn't an exact science.
10:01Sometimes the effects delayed.
10:03Couldn't you think of that earlier?
10:05I'm not a reptologist.
10:06Equated with your complicated words.
10:07They're confusing.
10:08Mea culpa.
10:10What did I just say?
10:12Well, do we agree?
10:13We rest up right now,
10:14and then tomorrow,
10:15we capture him,
10:16torture him,
10:17all get answers.
10:18And after that,
10:20you kill him.
10:22Seems like you're annoyed.
10:24He went after my family.
10:26Sound good to you?
10:28Yeah.
10:31Capture.
10:32Torture.
10:32Question.
10:33Take him out.
10:40Still pretty swollen?
10:42Yeah.
10:45I can draw an aim.
10:47The problem is...
10:48shooting straight.
10:56If it doesn't get better...
11:02I'm no good without it.
11:04It's all I got.
11:05I've sacrificed everything to get here.
11:16But you're lucky, Luke.
11:19You're a legend.
11:21And legends last forever.
11:23Yeah.
11:25There's more demand for oil and trains
11:27than legends nowadays.
11:29We're an endangered species around here,
11:32that's for sure.
11:34You know why they call me Cuchillo?
11:37Some years before,
11:38I was an almost blind geriatric marshal.
11:40I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid.
11:43Too poor to own a colt.
11:45All I had was a knife
11:47to fight the gringos oppressing us.
11:50Un cuchillo, amigo.
11:52And the advantage is...
11:56you don't have to grip it very hard.
11:58It doesn't replace a six-shooter.
12:01But if you get some practice with it,
12:03you can get the job done.
12:05Yeah.
12:06With a bit of luck.
12:07You need luck?
12:08But that's your name.
12:12Believe in your name.
12:36Thanks for helping me.
12:38No problem.
12:40Gunshank?
12:43You've never done a gunshank?
12:45Hmm?
12:46Give me it.
12:47Give me it!
12:51Watch and learn.
12:57No?
12:59Here.
13:02But it's dangerous.
13:03I lost a cousin once that way.
13:04Shot himself.
13:05Idiot.
13:06Anyway, it's great you're part of our gang now.
13:09A westerner like we are.
13:11Ready to strike someone dead.
13:13Not like that bastard Lucky Luke
13:14who respects the law,
13:16defends orphans and widows.
13:17You mean he kills orphans and widows?
13:19What?
13:19No.
13:19No.
13:20He's a fucking vigilante.
13:22The most famous one.
13:24Know what he's got?
13:25An honor code.
13:26The men won't kill anyone.
13:27Oh, really?
13:29Where is he on kidnappings?
13:31Does he kidnap folks?
13:33Innocent people?
13:34Women?
13:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:36The guy's a fucking hero.
13:41Yeah, shocking, I know.
14:02We'll round up the family to get Luke.
14:04Then we'll take care of the bumpkins
14:05and burn down the saloon.
14:06Booze is great for fires.
14:08I think burning down the town
14:09sounds like a great plan.
14:11I do.
14:11I love it.
14:12Um, but I was thinking,
14:13just in case,
14:14couldn't we have a plan B?
14:15Like, instead of starting fires,
14:16I steal something which might work well.
14:18No.
14:20No.
14:20No.
14:49I don't...
15:19Come to finish what you started.
15:21No, I came to apologize.
15:24I may have been wrong about you.
15:26I heard you're a vigilante.
15:28All right, finally.
15:33You've been living under a rock?
15:34Where are you from?
15:36Albuquerque.
15:37So you're a city girl.
15:38It's not my fault I didn't know who you were.
15:40I never had newspapers.
15:41My mom wasn't into that.
15:43It was isolating.
15:44I read novels to learn about the world.
15:46Oh, okay.
15:46That's why you're a little bit...
15:51Stupid?
15:51No.
15:52You thought stupid?
15:54No, I was going to say...
15:56Yeah, stupid.
16:05Thing is, when my mom disappeared...
16:09My grandfather was killed.
16:18And before he died, he said your name.
16:22To ask you for help one day.
16:32I'm sorry, kiddo.
16:36Who was your grandfather?
16:38Tucum.
16:40I didn't know him.
16:42But he was smart.
16:43Because I'll help you find your mother.
16:47Really?
16:48It's what I do.
16:50I want to repay you.
16:52You're the reason Viper Pete didn't get me.
16:55Uh...
16:56Speaking of Pete...
16:59There may be a chance that his boys know about your hand problem.
17:03You know this because...
17:04Because I told them all.
17:05Okay, she is stupid.
17:06No, I didn't know you were a good guy at that point.
17:08That was before.
17:09All right, Luke.
17:10Not the first time you're facing three desperados.
17:12Well, it's actually 12.
17:1312 dudes.
17:1515.
17:19Around 15.
17:22Hang on.
17:36Wait, what did you do?
17:38Okay, fine.
17:38I've got it now.
17:39How did your mother raise you?
17:41Is your father around?
17:43Never knew him.
17:44He's unreliable.
17:45Okay, so...
17:46It's a family thing.
17:48I screwed up.
17:49I get it.
17:50I did take some of their weapons.
17:53And I got a plan.
18:14All right.
18:15Here you go.
18:16So this rope is the first domino.
18:18Connected to the rest of it.
18:19Throw your knife, cut the rope, and it starts the chain reaction.
18:22Each winchester is in a barrel.
18:26There, there, there.
18:27There, there, and there.
18:28Then it's all fireworks.
18:29You take out 15 desperados with a winch orchestra.
18:32Bra!
18:33Bra!
18:33Bra!
18:34Bra!
18:34Bra!
18:35Bra!
18:37Bra!
18:37Bra!
18:39It's actually bang.
18:40No.
18:41Now it's bra.
18:41It's not bang anymore.
18:42Uh, no, you're wrong.
18:44I say that as a pro, you understand.
18:46It's still bang.
18:47It is my job, after all.
18:48What is?
18:49To be old?
18:49No, to go bang.
18:52Look, I hope your domino thing works out.
18:54I guess you're not really a teamwork kind of guy.
18:57Got trouble with trusting people?
19:00I guess I do.
19:02How weird is that?
19:03Especially after you shot me, framed me for murder, and ratted me out.
19:06Did I forget anything?
19:07But that was before.
19:08Three hours ago.
19:09So much happened in the past three hours, though.
19:11Is there anything else I don't know?
19:12No.
19:13That's everything.
19:14You sure?
19:14I'm sure.
19:24All right.
19:25They'll be here any minute now.
19:26I'll make sure Cuchillo has everyone in a safe place.
19:28You get your horse somewhere safe.
19:41Are they here?
19:44They're coming.
19:47I got my colt, my cartridge belts, my spurs for close combat.
19:54Did I forget anything?
19:55No.
19:57Louise, I wanted to say thank you.
20:05We're staying right here.
20:09What are you doing?
20:11Keeping you out of trouble.
20:11No, but you need me.
20:14Got some trust issues, huh?
20:17Don't worry.
20:18I can cut a rope all by myself.
20:21Hey!
20:22Get back here!
20:24Get back here!
20:35Get back here!
20:38I'm not going to drag you down.
21:12Feels like deja vu, doesn't it?
21:16Except for your pals.
21:20They all came to say hi to you.
21:23I prefer goodbyes.
21:45Hmm.
22:08You thought you'd throw a knife and just...
22:10Hey!
22:13Ah!
22:21Ah!
22:22Ah!
22:24Ah!
22:26Ah!
22:28Ah!
22:34Ah!
22:47Ah!
23:01How would I get out of this if I were Calamity, Jane?
23:08Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
23:10To unshackle her hands, Calamity wraps her palm around her finger, just above the joint, and dislocates it with a
23:17yank.
23:20Ah!
23:29Hey.
23:32Were you the one screaming just now?
23:33I dislocated a finger, but it was the wrong one.
23:41I'll put it back for you.
23:43Ah!
23:46Thank you so much.
23:48Would you pop my thumb out?
23:51Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
23:54Okay.
24:10What the hell's going on?
24:19This guy's missing his poncho!
24:46Ah!
24:47Ah!
24:48Ah!
24:48Ah!
24:49Ah!
24:50Ah!
24:52Ah!
24:52And here we are.
24:55Our first good news of the day.
24:59Luke!
25:02Show your face or your girl's gonna get it!
25:05On three I'll put a bullet in her!
25:07One!
25:10Two!
25:14Three.
25:20Two!
25:36Throw your weapon down.
25:38In the dirt.
25:50That's right.
25:52Now listen to me carefully.
25:54We're gonna gently...
25:57Ah!
26:12Ah!
26:14Ah!
26:15Ah!
26:16Ah!
26:16Ah!
26:18Ah!
26:19Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:20Ah!
26:23Hey!
26:24We've gotta work together.
26:25Alright?
26:27I lain the gun!
26:28You shoot it!
26:29When I say back!
26:35Ready for this?
26:37Three!
26:38Two!
26:40One!
26:41Go!
26:42Back!
26:43Ah!
27:15Put that away.
27:16You're going to hurt yourself again.
27:17I've mastered it, okay?
27:24Yeah, it's my mother's gun.
27:26It's my mother's gun.
27:40It's my mother's gun.
27:55It's my mother's gun.
28:02It's my mother's gun.
28:07It's my mother's gun.
28:12It's my mother's gun.
28:18It's my mother's gun.
28:19It's my mother's gun.
28:34It's my mother's gun.
28:43Is this how you think me?
28:46You wanted to steal my gun and get rid of me?
28:48No, I'm not. I mean, I'm leaving you with the sheriff. You're in good hands.
28:51And my mother? You'd help find her, you said.
28:55Kuchiya will help you.
28:59Some legend of the West.
29:07Kuchiya will help you.
29:42Kuchiya will help you.
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