00:06Il nome è Johnny Cage
00:10Il job
00:11Keep up the autograpping
00:13Is acting
00:14Cut!
00:16Yeah, actually I'm really more into dramas
00:18Don't you leave the jokes to me, son?
00:20But his passion
00:22Is action
00:23I just wanna know how you got so cool
00:26The truth is
00:27I was bullied a lot in school
00:29You gonna cry, little baby?
00:31My mom took me to the local dojo
00:33And my life changed forever
00:36Write this down
00:37Kick first, be awesome, make money
00:40So cool
00:41From Warner Brothers Animation
00:44Everyone decent?
00:46Wow
00:51Obviously this is turning us both on
00:52Can you feel that?
00:56In a world where an evil cult threatens humanity
00:59Look what I have
01:00What is it?
01:01Give me that fucking scroll
01:03Fist will fly
01:05And heads
01:07Are gonna roll
01:08Ew
01:10Did you see that?
01:11Yes
01:11She just jumped out
01:13And I spin kicked her head off
01:16Enough!
01:17Oh shit
01:20We need you for the brotherhood
01:22This club sounds great
01:23Where do I sign?
01:24Fuck you
01:25What the fuck?
01:27Joel McHale
01:29WWJCB
01:29What would Johnny Cage do?
01:31Jennifer Grey
01:32You still don't get it, do you?
01:34I'm starting to
01:35And Gilbert Guthrie
01:36Fucking superheroes
01:39Fuck him up, Johnny!
01:44Sorry about that
01:46I don't mind
01:48Either do I
01:50Mortal Kombat Legends
01:52Cage match
01:57Is he dead?
01:59I'm sure he's fine
02:05See?
02:06He's fine
02:06I'm a surprise
02:07I'm a Dad
02:08One
02:09Whole
02:09One
02:09One
02:10One
02:10Two
02:10Two
02:10One
02:10One
02:10Two
02:14One
02:14Eight
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