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00:01Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
00:03Really? Oh, thank you!
00:04And they're gonna want to move our tree!
00:07You can trust me. You know you can.
00:09Just do what you need to do.
00:11You have to trust me.
00:12If we don't have that, what have we got?
00:14Oh, and can you move your camera away from looking at our house?
00:17I'm a lawyer. It invades our privacy.
00:20Shame! Makes interesting viewing!
00:21Yeah, why would you say all that? I thought we were mates.
00:25What's that?
00:26One for sorrow.
00:41Until next time!
00:46BRITTLE BITTLE BITTLE
00:58To be able to follow, I took the discretion to love it.
01:59Where are you?
03:00And that's going to cost you an extra two grand, I'm afraid.
03:02Well, you've been here a week and already the money's going up.
03:05Your call.
03:06Oh, Jesus.
03:19Hey, leave the hand.
03:22Because I thought I was here as the driver.
03:23Oh, funny.
03:29Man, what have you got in there, Brick?
03:31Cookery books.
03:34Eh, you should read them once in a while.
03:36I can cook.
03:37Oh, yeah, Sonia said.
03:40Right.
03:41Just this stuff and then we're done.
03:45Get rid of this stuff, anyway.
03:49We've just got to move out of the kitchen for the extension.
03:56Thanks for helping.
03:57What are we friends for?
03:59I wasn't sure we were still friends after the other night.
04:01Oh, come on.
04:02A bit of banter never hurt anyone.
04:04Besides, it wasn't me who lost my shit.
04:06You called me a liar.
04:07I said you embellish.
04:09You didn't say there was anything wrong with it.
04:11I mean, we can't always tell the truth, can we?
04:37Barbara, all we're asking is that you've got...
04:39We are not moving the tree.
04:41Your stupid party wall agreement tells us that we have to let you move the fence while you do something
04:46or other,
04:47but it says nothing about the tree.
04:49Yeah, and we're really grateful that you're letting us move the fence.
04:51It's just that no...
04:52We're not.
04:52We have no choice.
04:53But, Barbara, it's going to cost us a lot of money.
04:56Not everything is about money.
04:57No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
04:58Leave us alone, and if you or your builders come near that tree...
05:03Why do this to us?
05:05Why?
05:08Everything was...
05:09Everything was what?
05:13Barbara, are you okay?
05:15Do you need to tell me something?
05:16You heard her.
05:17Leave us alone.
05:18All right.
05:19All right.
05:20Have it your way.
05:21I won't ask you for any more favours from now on,
05:23but just so you know,
05:24we're going to do this, whether you like it or not.
05:27And we're going to do it, aren't we?
05:30Oh, for God's sake.
05:32What's wrong with you?
05:33What's wrong with you, woman?
05:35Just stop panicking about the bloody tree.
05:38I can't speak to her.
05:39Do you understand?
05:40We can't be trusted.
05:40I don't know what to do.
05:42Nothing.
05:42We do nothing.
05:43You just leave it to me.
05:44Do you hear me?
05:45I shut up.
05:46Just shut up.
06:48And if we do, well, maybe they'll change their minds and move away, just like they were planning to.
06:54They're our friends, Derek.
06:56Are they?
06:58Are you sure?
07:00Well, you need to tell your friends that they've bitten off more than they can chew this time.
07:04Why are you so upset?
07:08They want to move our tree.
07:11How dare they?
07:14No, it's...
07:15It's Barbara more than me.
07:16She's unsettled by it all.
07:19Some things matter.
07:23They'll listen to you.
07:26What's so special about that tree?
07:32Please, just tell them.
07:49That's not what we agreed, Lee.
07:51No, I'm going to do a bank transfer.
07:55Yes, I'll pay extra money for the ditch.
07:58You said nothing about cash, Lee.
08:00You did not.
08:01Look, I've got to go.
08:03I'll discuss it later.
08:07You always were a little stress ball.
08:10That's my builder.
08:10He wants pain in cash.
08:12Of course he does.
08:13Yeah, but it's tens of thousands of pounds.
08:14So, pay him something cash and some above board, and he'll work harder for you if you do.
08:20Well, he'll work harder for me if I allow him not to pay tax.
08:24That's what made this country great.
08:26What?
08:27Criminals and tax avoiders?
08:29Entrepreneurs, kid.
08:31Entrepreneurs.
08:32What do you need me for, Dad?
08:35How's the bill going, apart from the cash thing?
08:38Yeah, it's going.
08:40Any issues?
08:42No, apart from the neighbours.
08:44There's nothing the neighbours can do.
08:46Now you have planning.
08:49Dad, this is all above board, isn't it?
08:51And when we are just pushing the process along, we're not changing the outcome.
08:56You think those two things are different?
08:59You're adorable.
09:00Dad.
09:02I need you to sign something for me, for my partner.
09:07For what?
09:07We're buying a site in the city centre, and he's still raising the cash.
09:12I need somebody to say I'm good for the money, to vouch for me, so we can move things on.
09:18But why do you need me?
09:20Don't you know anyone else?
09:22My solicitor backdated some property documents to avoid a penalty, so he got struck off, and we need to do
09:29this quickly.
09:30Who did that for you?
09:31Emma, we need to move fast on this.
09:33All right, but just to be clear, when you say vouch, you mean underwrite, guarantee the money.
09:38There's nothing to worry about.
09:39Oh, sure.
09:40You just want me to vouch for someone whose previous solicitor got struck off for breaking the loan.
09:44I'm asking you to vouch for your father.
09:47Which is a big ask, as it's you.
09:50It isn't illegal.
09:53There's barely an issue.
09:55The money's as good as there.
09:56Well, just wait for it then.
09:58If we stall, we lose the site.
10:00And trust me, this one is a game changer.
10:03Ah, well, they always are, aren't they, Dad?
10:07Hey, what about this business partner?
10:09Can't he find a guarantor?
10:10And how can I trust him?
10:12Or you?
10:14He got you your planning.
10:16Trust isn't really the issue.
10:20So I owe him.
10:24John will divorce me if he finds out.
10:27So, it's a win-win then.
10:30I could lose my house.
10:32You won't lose anything.
10:34It happens all the time.
10:36I wouldn't ask, but we did you a favor.
10:40And I need this to happen fast.
10:45What if I don't?
10:47You will.
11:09I've heard you say decaf.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Caffeine gets me wired.
11:15Isn't that why we drink it?
11:18I was thinking about what you were saying about the photos.
11:22Do you really think there's something there?
11:25Yeah, sure.
11:27You're brilliant.
11:28In fact, I've already shown them to my friend.
11:32She agrees.
11:34And she's a real agent?
11:36A real one, yeah.
11:38You're very sweet.
11:39Do you know that?
11:41Sorry.
11:41It just all seems to you good to be true.
11:44Look, I know a good photo when I see one.
11:47So, why don't you do it more?
11:49Well, your stuff's great, too.
11:52Maybe I will.
11:55I think photos tell the truth.
11:57In a way that life never can.
12:01Sorry, I didn't mean to...
12:05No, I...
12:07You still haven't told me about what it is you do
12:09when you're not taking photos.
12:12Is it top secret?
12:14Yes.
12:15Oh, really?
12:16No, no.
12:17I am a police officer.
12:20Wow.
12:21I wasn't expecting that.
12:24That's why I don't tend to bring it up.
12:27That's...
12:28I've never met a real one.
12:30Are there pretend ones?
12:31No.
12:34You know, my dad was a copper.
12:35His dad was a copper,
12:36so it just kind of made sense, you know?
12:40I could never do what my dad does.
12:42Actually, I could now.
12:43He does nothing.
12:44He's unemployed.
12:45Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
12:46It's just the way he's at it.
12:47It's fine.
12:51I really like the way you say things.
12:55So what about your mum?
12:56Oh, she's a solicitor.
12:58She tries to keep people out of prison.
13:01Actually, she's pretty much your nemesis.
13:05She doesn't have many good things to say about coppers.
13:07I'm sure she's lovely.
13:11I'm sure she's lovely.
13:37I don't know.
13:38I've got nothing on.
13:40I, uh...
13:41Yeah, I have to be somewhere, so...
13:42Could I...
13:43Could I have a word?
13:46I'll leave you to it.
13:48All right.
13:49See you later.
13:49Yeah.
13:53That man is very rude.
13:55Nick, I don't have time to...
13:56I'm aware you're allowed the skip and even the portable toilet.
13:59But I'm also aware that there are rules about noise on a Saturday.
14:02Look...
14:03No, no, that's not what I'm here for.
14:05I'm here to remind you that the council are meeting about the permits imminently and I need more signatures.
14:11You mean apart from my wife's?
14:13I work nights.
14:15So what happens here in the daytime affects my...
14:17Yes, we've said I really have to be somewhere.
14:20I've got something you might like to see on my CCTV.
14:27What are you talking about?
14:29I'm in all the time if you want to watch it.
14:31As you know, I find it difficult to sleep.
14:45God, my back is killing me.
14:48You ever try lifting a sofa into a van?
14:56Yeah, well, he's a pro.
14:58Do you know what John offered me in, thanks?
15:00My point.
15:04He's been behaving weirdly, I'm telling you.
15:06You were the one behaving weirdly with him the other night in the pub.
15:10Why are you dressed like that?
15:12Oh, I have to go to work.
15:15What?
15:16You're sat there.
15:17Yeah, no, there's a conference at school.
15:19I did tell you about it.
15:20Did you?
15:21Mm-hmm.
15:22I won't be late.
15:23I'll let some chicken out to defrost.
15:31All right.
15:31Mm-hmm.
16:05Hi, this is John. Please leave a message.
16:08John, where are you?
16:10There's something I need to tell you about.
16:14I'll be home in an hour.
16:38I'm a twitcher, in case you were wondering.
16:42I just love watching the little beauties.
16:45Now, your wife once told me she was a fan of birds.
16:49She's superstitious.
16:51It's different.
16:53You know, scientists think that unless we do something about the environment soon,
16:58one-third of all bird species will be extinct by the end of the century.
17:05Astonishing.
17:07Now, you have to come a little bit closer,
17:08because the thing with CCTV is images can be a little bit grainy, fortunately, some might say.
17:17But that said, it's fascinating what you can see on this.
17:22Absolutely fascinating.
17:23Have a look at this.
17:34What am I looking at?
17:35Okay.
17:37I'll just open another wall.
17:49So what?
17:51Well, that's Sonia and Alan's bedroom.
17:53Hmm?
17:54Unless I mistake you.
17:57You out of your mind?
17:58No.
17:59Although I have been described as a one-off by my friend at the Ornithological Society.
18:04What are you suggesting?
18:05I'm not suggesting anything.
18:07I'm just saying, you know, it's a bit...
18:10It's a bit suspicious.
18:11I could get you arrested for this, you know.
18:13I am just filming the street in front of my house.
18:17Something happens in the background that's purely coincidental.
18:20Not that it's any of your business,
18:22but there's a completely rational explanation for that.
18:26I hadn't seen that the first time I posted it.
18:30This is the one I posted.
18:33Don't remember that.
18:35You're trying to blackmail me.
18:38No, I'm...
18:38You'd really go to all this trouble just for a few parking permits.
18:41They're important.
18:42It's not just for me, it's for the environment.
18:44You're insane, you know that.
18:45You're completely insane.
18:47You have nothing because there is nothing.
18:49We'll cite the petition and there will be nothing.
18:52You leave me and my family alone.
18:54You hear me?
19:03There's more.
19:06There's more where that came from.
19:10We haven't got to the series finale yet.
19:12We'll call it in place.
20:19So, we agreed?
20:20Yeah, cash, whatever.
21:05Hey, busy?
21:08Yeah, a little.
21:09Can you spare me a minute?
21:11Mm-hmm.
21:12Sure.
21:15What are you up to?
21:17Just...
21:18Are those all yours?
21:20Yeah.
21:21They're really good.
21:23I was looking at some photos downstairs of you and Dad.
21:27They're so nice.
21:31Mum, was there something you wanted?
21:33Because I'm pretty busy.
21:34Hey.
21:35When you said the other day that me and your Dad don't know you, what did you mean?
21:43No.
21:44I don't know nothing.
21:46Well...
21:46You did?
21:51Look, I know I've been really busy and your Dad's been having a hard time, but I just want
21:56you to know that you can tell us anything.
21:59And you know, now the bill's underway, I really want your input.
22:02I mean, you're the only one with an eye for detail.
22:04What do you reckon?
22:06Why are you asking me this now, though?
22:08Why not before it all started?
22:10Because it was hectic before, and I was all stressed, and I'm asking you because I value
22:14your opinion.
22:17I'm just sorry if we've seemed a bit absent.
22:24Anyway, have a think.
22:26Yeah.
22:27Yeah.
22:30Beth, what did you mean about Marcus?
22:33Marcus, you said that he had to leave because Barbara and Derek ignored him.
22:39So?
22:40Well, how did you know that?
22:41He told me.
22:44Did he say anything else?
22:47Beth?
22:51He's not a good person.
22:54Marcus said he was violent.
22:56Derek?
22:57What, violent towards Barbara or Marcus?
23:00Both.
23:01Why are you asking me this now?
23:04Is it so you can use it to get them to dig up their stupid tree?
23:07That's why you actually came in here, innit?
23:09No, Beth, come on, that's not fair.
23:11You don't care about my input.
23:12Look, I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:14It's been a while since we all sat down together.
23:16I might be out.
23:17Well, I'd really like you to be there.
23:19Just tonight, please.
23:34I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:34I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:34I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:37I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:38I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:39I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:40I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:40I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:41I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:41I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:42I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:43I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:44I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
23:50I'm going to cook dinner tonight.
24:09All right, how are you?
24:10Sorry to disturb.
24:11No problems. What's up?
24:13I wanted to give you this.
24:15Oh.
24:15Just that I'm sorry about all the noise, especially on a Saturday.
24:18So, um, it's not much.
24:20Really? There's no need.
24:22No, I want you to have it.
24:27Seriously, don't worry about it.
24:28It's not going to last forever.
24:29Well, you're very kind.
24:31Well, the more wine you bring, the kinder I get.
24:33Thanks.
24:35Alan, you, um, you haven't seen John, have you?
24:38No.
24:38I know you were helping him out earlier.
24:41I can't get hold of him.
24:43I've left him a message. It's just strange.
24:45He just, uh, just keeps doing this.
24:48Sorry.
24:49You don't need to know that.
24:51Um, thanks again for helping out and, uh, for putting up with the noise and, uh, yeah.
24:58Why don't you come in?
24:59I mean, it's certainly, and this wine won't drink itself.
25:03Unless you've got something better to do.
25:06Yeah.
25:06I don't know.
25:37I've always loved those shelves. Where'd you get them?
25:40We didn't get them anyway.
25:43I did them.
25:44Seriously?
25:45Yeah. I used to be a chippy. Before I realised there was more money to be made in people's diminishing
25:50eyesight. Thank God for mobile phones and small typeface, that's what I say. Cheers.
25:57Cheers. Maybe we should get you to do ours.
26:03You know what I say. Never worked with mates and animals.
26:07No, it's children.
26:09Yeah, you're right. Mates and children. So, you said John's been disappearing. I shouldn't
26:22have said anything. You know he's gone through a hard time. He's probably just on one of
26:26his walks.
26:27Well, it's not easy leaving a job because of stress. Big decision. Especially at his age.
26:34He's lucky. He's got you. You know, good earner.
26:41Good earner. Oh, that's something to aspire to in a relationship.
26:45Sorry. Obviously, you are a lot more than that. I just meant Sonia's been doing the same.
26:57What?
26:58Meetings, walking, shopping, disappearing. You're not worried about him, are you? You're
27:06not, like, properly worried. In what way? Well, what he might be up to.
27:12Oh, God, no. No, I was just... just a bit worried, you know, when men talk to other men.
27:18You haven't met any men, have you? What about you? Are you worried about Sonia? Having
27:28an affair? Well, I wasn't thinking. All the time. Emma! Oh, dear God. Emma! There was
27:40no agreement to remove it. Just to move it. Don't you even speak English, man. Look, look,
27:46you. You put my bloody fence back. Oi, Derek, what's going on? There you are. Could you
27:51please control your damn builders? They're going to put it back. They just need to move
27:54it a bit. That's not what was agreed. Well, to be fair, Derek, you didn't agree on anything.
27:58No. Come on. You. Derek!
28:02Curve! You touched my tools again. I'll let him finish. Do you understand?
28:09Oh, aye. I'll be informing the council about this. And possibly the police. You have no idea.
28:16what you have done here. Yeah, but you'll find out.
28:48So?
29:04Hmm.
29:06Yeah.
29:15Oh, yeah.
29:23andy hey what's going on nothing much yeah so like i said i've just been pretty busy
29:30and i haven't had time to reply to a text or anything what are you busy doing locking people
29:35up actually you've inspired me i'm taking photos oh that's well exciting none of them are as good
29:43as yours of course shut up i'm sure they are when can i see them i'll show you when the
29:49time's right
29:51you sure you're okay yeah yeah i'm fine good i'm looking forward to seeing you again me too
30:27john why aren't you returning my calls i'm cooking dinner for us beth's gonna join
30:36oh chick
30:42seriously
30:47why don't you take your keys with you and where have you been all day
30:51everyone happy on the good ship barnet what are you doing here i can't come to visit my daughter
30:56and my granddaughter no you can't actually because if john finds a human here what
31:01what happened to your hands nothing you didn't reply to my text dad do you know what it means for
31:10me
31:10if you default on this money i'm so disappointed you can even say that i'm your father yeah that's
31:18what makes it worse yeah well either you trust me or you don't well if they're my only options
31:24i brought another copy in case you've misplaced the contract granddad
31:31beth well come on have you got a hug for your dear old granddad
31:39what are you doing here
31:43you are just like your mother i came to say hello to my favorite granddaughter
31:48i'm your only granddaughter
31:50i'm your only granddaughter
31:53wait you have others your granddad's had quite the life beth can you give us a few minutes
32:00sure hey i uh i missed your birthday you missed more than one
32:08buy yourself something nice
32:12uh thanks i guess
32:15she's a chip off
32:16if i sign this will you leave
32:18i don't know what it is i've done to you
32:20you've done nothing but take
32:23well i did do something i shouldn't have done
32:25planning people only have so many favors
32:29and i've given you one of them
32:31so you're not so clean now missy
32:41i've got too much to lose
32:46it's not worth the risk
32:52leave
33:05oh shit
33:20don't you
33:22i
33:48How do you feel about me deciding to do the chicken with pen and pesto, huh?
33:52Softly.
33:54I wasn't sure what you had in mind, you know, all the time you'd be back, so I just did
34:01something.
34:02It's really nice, huh?
34:05I spoke to him.
34:07Oh, yeah?
34:09I saw the builders have made some progress.
34:11They have.
34:13Although Derek's losing his shit.
34:15Yeah.
34:17He spoke to me.
34:18He seems pretty desperate.
34:19Of course.
34:20They're getting ever closer to that dead body under the tree.
34:24For God's sake, Alan.
34:26And what would say that she might like if you do some shelves?
34:30For the new kitchen?
34:31Is that a good idea?
34:33I'm a good chippy.
34:35Well, sure, but I mean, they're our friends.
34:38What if they didn't like them?
34:39Wouldn't that be awkward?
34:40I think I know the kind of thing she likes.
34:43Hmm.
34:44You do?
34:46Besides, Tom's my mate really much more than Emma is.
34:50She wouldn't feel awkward about telling me she doesn't like it.
34:53Maybe, like, you doing John a favour.
34:55I mean, you get on, but you're not really close.
35:00Sure.
35:02Yeah, you're right, why not?
35:07This was really nice, thank you.
35:09And what, have you done?
35:09Yeah, I'm tired, and I've got a bit of work to do.
35:13I'll wash up later though, so just leave it, yeah?
35:23I just don't know why you have to disappear for the day.
35:27I didn't disappear.
35:28I sent you a text message.
35:30Did you?
35:32I don't have a message.
35:36Is he serious?
35:38He's trying to wind us up.
35:39Yeah, well, he's succeeding.
35:40I hate Jazz!
35:44I'm going to go and tell him.
35:45No, wait!
35:46Wait, you were telling me about your day.
35:48I can't say, really, with this racket.
35:49I just want to know what you got up to.
35:52Emma, I mean, I just, I just had to get away from the builders for a bit.
35:58And they were doing my head in.
35:59Well, where did you go?
36:01For a walk, you know, a long walk, like I used to.
36:05Oh, what, when you were 19?
36:08Look, the drilling, the digging, it just...
36:13John!
36:14What's going on?
36:16Nothing.
36:20I need to tell...
36:21Just ignore it!
36:32How was your day?
36:34Good.
36:36You do anything?
36:38See anyone?
36:42Well, I did see...
36:43You were showing me your photos.
36:44They're great.
36:46Oh, nice.
36:47I'm glad you're still doing that.
36:48You're good.
36:48Hmm.
36:50Actually, I met someone.
36:52Someone who digs my work.
36:54Oh, right.
36:54Well, a friend, or...?
36:56Yeah, Mum.
36:58A friend.
36:59Okay.
37:00Well, that's lovely.
37:03Lovely.
37:04She's a copper.
37:05Oh.
37:07But she's nice.
37:09Well, some of them are nice.
37:13This is...
37:14I mean, what is wrong with him?
37:17Look, Derek went mad at Lee today about the fence.
37:20That's what this is all about.
37:21We can't put up with this!
37:22Lee was pretty scary, actually.
37:23I think he put the fear of God in him.
37:25Well, maybe that's just what he needs.
37:29Oh, that's her.
37:40Beth, are you okay?
37:41Myona.
37:52Hello.
37:57Bye.
37:59See you next time.
38:00Bye.
38:01Bye.
38:04Bye.
38:07Bye.
38:38Don't even think about it.
38:42I'm warning you, woman.
38:51Turn it down!
38:53I thought you said to ignore it.
38:56Are you looking at his camera?
39:00Sod this. I'm going to Derek's.
39:01I saw some of Nick's footage.
39:05Whose?
39:07Nick's.
39:08Why?
39:09Thought I'd better see the evidence.
39:12Evidence?
39:15Of what?
39:17What do you think?
39:22I don't...
39:23The need for parking permits.
39:25Right.
39:27And? Did you see anything?
39:32What?
39:57They've gone.
39:58Whoever it was is...
40:22Two for joy.
40:24And 흥 area...
40:49Do you see anything at home?
40:53Is this the key?
40:56Sonia!
41:24Three for a girl, four for a boy. What does this mean?
41:27It means there's three more to go before.
41:29Before what?
41:30A secret never to be told.
41:31Why are you lying to me?
41:32I don't know!
41:33Just stop it! Stop lying!
41:35What are you gonna do, huh?
41:37You're gonna kill me, like you killed your son, Marcus!
41:39What have you done?
41:40I loved you.
41:43That's all I've ever done.
41:45You said let me go!
41:50Everything's gone, Dad. Everything's gone.
41:52If you've done anything to her, I will kill you.
42:22you
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