00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Wooo!
01:02Wooo!
01:09Wooo!
01:10Ta-ner! Ta-ner! Ta-ner!
01:14Let's go!
01:15Wooo!
01:16Let's go!
01:18Let's go!
01:21Let's go!
01:22Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:25No, I, I, uh.
02:27Damn!
02:28This is so awkward
02:36awkward
02:37No, I
02:42Don't have time for this
02:54Conor should be more like Brad. The crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59He's a narcissist. I mean he thinks he's better than everyone. Come on, let's try
03:11Oh look the creepy crawlies are out dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:24What
03:27You know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone
03:32Babe better. I don't just think I'm better. I am better
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen
03:42And you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine. They're just being rude. Let's go. What did you say?
04:01Oh
04:08Just because you're about a dick whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school
04:13Don't you forget it. You're nothing but a last piece loser
04:26No, that's it
04:28I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy bs
04:33What are you gonna do?
04:38I'm
04:40I'm gonna change
04:42Yeah, I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list. I'm sick and tired of kelly's stupid rules
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them, but what are you gonna do?
04:58First is dating one of the boys at the top
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor
05:11No, not Connor
05:15But Brad's sweet to everyone
05:21That's it
05:23Brad's my target
05:24I'm so excited
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step
05:29Sexy photo, right?
05:32Got it. Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number
05:36Okay, tell me if this is too much
05:44Yes, it's perfect. It's perfect. Are you sure?
05:46Yes. Yes. Okay
05:48Ready?
05:50Yes
05:51Go
05:54Oh my god. Oh my god, this is time
06:20Oh
06:21Is that him?
06:23What are you saying? What are you saying?
06:27Mysterious, what's next?
06:31You'll find out
06:34If you
06:36If
06:37You
06:39What do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text
06:44Maybe if you say please
07:07Meet in the boys locker room after school
07:09Oh my god
07:12Brad said yes
07:13Oh my gosh
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18Once I land this date with Brad
07:20I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:23She's done
07:34Check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39She gave her some random digits
07:43Oh
07:43Yo, for real though, I'm kind of curious
07:48How cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd get?
07:51Look bro, it's this one
07:52Oh my god
07:54Oh the glasses
07:55The grandmasters
07:56Oh shit
07:57Oh fuck god
07:58My eyes
07:59Oh
08:00Oh
08:00Get that shit away from me
08:06I really do have bad eyesight
08:11What the hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight
08:15That's why in the game there's a perfect pass
08:17But you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:20No, no, no
08:20That was an accident
08:22Okay
08:23Hey, what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25Okay on the field
08:26You only see the end zone
08:27Not the risk
08:28And now you're mocking someone you don't even know
08:30Because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard
08:33You're really going to start some shit over some nerd?
08:36Have you lost your mind?
08:38It's not about her
08:39It's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:42It's pathetic
08:50So fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56Cheer up Tessa
08:58Let's not ruin tonight
09:00We need to make a good impression
09:08We need to make a good impression
09:14Linda
09:16Darlene
09:17Oh
09:18Ah, mwah
09:19Tessa
09:19Hi
09:20Welcome home
09:21I'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:41Oh, you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows Connor
09:53Bond he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made quite the impression at
10:03school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I actually have a thing for
10:10him fantastic I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part now you're not just only friends classmates
10:19you're family
10:23isn't that fun what she's my stepsister Tessa Linda was telling me how well you're doing school maybe you can
10:35help Connor with his grades what and make sure you keep him off the football field his last major injury
10:44landed him in the ICU okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago
10:50of course think of it as a secret
10:59we're not seriously going to that are we
11:08yes Mr. Vaughn I will take great care of my new stepbrother
11:29oh my god there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations Tessa
11:43but but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly the entire school voted
11:50and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait what
11:59what stop what are you guys doing
12:02stop let go
12:04here's your royal necklace
12:06your majesty
12:07oh my god
12:11long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things and giant whitelust
12:16okay that's not true okay you know what I actually have a date with Brad Dawson
12:23oh my god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:43you don't have the prostitutes
12:58oh my god
13:00you
13:01You!
13:07You!
13:09Are you stalking me?
13:11What? No, no!
13:13Uh, what are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No, no, no, no, no, I sent that to Brad.
13:29Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:08Oh my gosh!
14:10Oh my gosh!
14:11It's like everywhere!
14:13No way!
14:14Oh my god!
14:15Oh my gosh!
14:18Oh my gosh!
14:20Oh no, no, no, no, this can't be happening.
14:22Hey Quinn, I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen!
14:35You did this, you jerk!
14:39Connor Vaughn, I hate you!
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture.
15:16You asshole!
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:31Okay, thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50Narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay, first things first.
17:02I can't go to school like this though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad,
17:08you got to dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:21Not bad.
17:28Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor?
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:52how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:58A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05I'll show you a lesson, I can teach you.
18:08Oh my God, but is he going to kiss me?
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