00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:02Let's go!
01:05Yes!
01:11Go!
01:13Go!
01:16Go!
01:19Let's go!
01:20Let's go!
01:22Let's go!
01:28Eagles!
01:29Come on, catch it!
01:30Relax.
01:31I got you.
01:36Run!
01:37Run!
01:38Run!
01:40Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:02Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:14Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:24N-N-No, I-I-
02:27Damn, th-this is so awkward.
02:37N-N-No, I-I, uh...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:02come on let's go
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams
03:18as if
03:24what
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone
03:31babe
03:33better I don't just think I'm better
03:36I am better
03:38didn't you see the rankings
03:40I'm the popular queen
03:42and you
03:43you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's fine they're just being rude
03:50let's go
03:51what did you say
04:08just because you're a vatic whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school
04:13don't you forget it
04:14you're nothing but a last piece loser
04:27no that's it
04:28I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS
04:33what are you gonna do
04:39I'm gonna change
04:42yeah
04:43I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them
04:51but what are you gonna do
04:57first
04:58is dating one of the boys at the top
05:02who's your target
05:07which one's your target
05:08at least not Connor
05:10no not Connor
05:15but Brad's sweet to everyone
05:21that's it
05:22Brad's my target
05:24I'm so excited
05:25so what's your plan
05:27first step
05:30sexy photo
05:30right
05:32got it
05:32okay so you take the sexy pic
05:34and I'll get Brad's number
05:36okay
05:40okay tell me if this is too much
05:43yes it's perfect
05:44it's perfect
05:45are you sure
05:45yes yes
05:46okay
05:48ready
05:49yes
05:51go
05:54oh my god
05:55oh my god
06:20is that him
06:22what do you say
06:24What do you say, what do you say?
06:27Mysterious, what's next?
06:31You'll find out, if you, if you.
06:39What do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know
06:44how to send a text.
06:45Maybe if you say please.
07:07Meet in the boys' locker room after school.
07:09Oh my God!
07:12Brad said yes.
07:13Oh my gosh.
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus.
07:18Once I land this date with Brad,
07:20I'm rewriting Kelly's rules.
07:23She's done.
07:27Oh my gosh.
07:27Oh my gosh.
07:28Oh my gosh.
07:31Oh my gosh.
07:33Check this out.
07:35The girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings,
07:38she asked for her number.
07:39She gave her some random digits.
07:43Dope.
07:45Yo, for real though, I'm kind of curious.
07:48How cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:51Look bro, it's this one.
07:52Oh my God.
07:54Oh my God.
07:54The glasses.
07:55The grandmas.
07:56Oh shit.
07:57Oh fuck God.
07:59My eyes.
07:59Oh, oh.
08:00Get that shit away from me.
08:06You really do have bad eyesight.
08:11The hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight.
08:15That's why in the game there's a perfect pass.
08:17But you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you.
08:20No, no, no.
08:20That was an accident.
08:22Okay?
08:23Hey, what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25Okay, on the field, you only see the end zone.
08:28Not the risk.
08:29And now you're mocking someone you don't even know
08:30because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard.
08:33You really gotta start some shit over some nerd?
08:36Connor?
08:36Have you lost your mind?
08:38It's not about her.
08:39It's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back.
08:42It's pathetic.
08:49I'm so fucking angry I almost, almost peed myself.
08:56Cheer up, Tessa.
08:58Let's not ruin tonight.
09:00We need to make a good impression.
09:15Linda.
09:16Darlene.
09:19Tessa.
09:20Hi.
09:20Welcome home.
09:22I'm still going to be down at any minute.
09:36You.
09:38Oh.
09:42Oh.
09:44You know each other already.
09:46Well, excellent.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Yeah, practically everyone knows Connor Vaughn.
09:53He's, like, famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Right back at you, Tessa.
10:00You've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:08I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:11Fantastic.
10:13I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:15Now you're not just only friends.
10:18Classmates.
10:21You're family.
10:23Isn't that fun?
10:25What?
10:27She's my stepsister?
10:30Tessa.
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Connor with his grades.
10:38What?
10:39And, uh, make sure you keep him off the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:45Okay.
10:46Dad.
10:46No one needs to know all that.
10:48That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:52Think of it as, uh, supervision.
10:59We're not seriously agreeing to that.
11:01Are we?
11:07Yes.
11:09Mr. Vaughn, I will take great care of my new step-brother.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:31There's no way people know about my day with Brad already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47Oh, silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:50And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:56Wait.
11:57What?
11:59What?
12:00What?
12:00What?
12:00Stop!
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop!
12:03Let go!
12:04Here's your royal necklace.
12:06Your Majesty.
12:07Oh, my God!
12:09Oh, my God!
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the coolest you will ever get to do things.
12:15Enjoy it while it lasts.
12:17Okay.
12:17That's not true, okay?
12:18You know what?
12:19I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:33God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for off the rack?
12:44No.
12:44It's too young.
12:45Oh, it laughs.
12:46Crash heart.
12:51Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You!
13:07You!
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:11What? No, no. What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No, no, no, no, no. I sent that to Brad.
13:30Why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
14:06No.
14:08Oh, my gosh.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11It's like everywhere.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Quinn. I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:39Connor Vaughn, I hate you.
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:19What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Unnerd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:30Head tilt.
16:32Breathing techniques.
16:33Okay.
16:37First things first.
17:02Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:21Not bad.
17:28Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to- go to-
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart rates to the roof, Professor?
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:52how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:55I-I was just-
17:56Ow!
17:59A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my God, but is he going to kiss me?
18:12I-I...
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