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00:00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to another reaction video, and welcome to another reaction new UK Gladiators Series 3.
00:00:05So, just two episodes left, huh? Crazy, we're almost done with another series.
00:00:09It seems like it's flown by so fast, to be honest.
00:00:12It does not feel like we've been here for ten weeks.
00:00:16So, yeah, definitely some surprises in that semi-final last time.
00:00:21Definitely on the men's side.
00:00:24The men's matchup for this one, I would think I know who's winning, but you never do really know, do
00:00:28you?
00:00:28Women's matchup should be interesting though, so let's see what happens.
00:01:06Half the people in the fucking list are injured, man, I swear.
00:01:18Vyber's actually had a pretty good season, man.
00:01:22Compared to the previous two?
00:01:24He's definitely improved, I'll give him that.
00:01:38At least we have an event just for that.
00:01:41King of the Wall, baby.
00:01:45Please welcome your hosts, it's Bradley and Barney Walsh.
00:01:50What did that sound say?
00:01:51It's the semi-final of Gladiators.
00:01:55Did I say legend for US president?
00:02:00He sees things differently?
00:02:05That's, that's something.
00:02:07Please welcome your hosts, it's Bradley and Barney Walsh.
00:02:20Hello, Sheffield!
00:02:24It is the semi-final of Gladiators.
00:02:31The contenders are fearless, the gladiators are merciless, and he's reckless.
00:02:35Oh yes, I once ate a yogurt, that was a week past his sell-by date.
00:02:38What a curse, I'm a bit of a maverick, there's nothing wrong, you know?
00:02:41Yeah, if you say so.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:42There's a place in the ground for a little at stake, so let's meet the contenders hoping
00:02:45to claim victory tonight.
00:02:47It's Millie and Emily!
00:02:49A couple days past, maybe, but a week?
00:02:52Nah.
00:02:57That's an interesting matchup.
00:02:58After tearing through the heats and then smashing through the quarters, we now have
00:03:03our four ferocious female semi-finalists.
00:03:06Tonight, fighting for that one remaining spot in the final, it's the turn of Millie and
00:03:11Emily.
00:03:12Which of these warriors will make it through?
00:03:15First fighting for their spot is Millie, who's had a lot to smile about during her time
00:03:19on Gladiators.
00:03:20She was the only contender in the heats to score maximum in Hangs Up.
00:03:25Amazing, it felt great.
00:03:27Come the quarters, she took a battering from Dynamite on Jewel, but remained steadfast to
00:03:32earn five points.
00:03:33Some of them headshots sent me laughing.
00:03:35The firefighter from Cleethorpe's looked right at home on the edge.
00:03:39She scored well before getting caught in Saber's claws.
00:03:42Six points, Millie, well played.
00:03:45And Millie stormed through the Eliminator to grab her place in the semis.
00:03:51Now she's up against Powerhouse Emily, who's hoping to make her dad proud yet again.
00:03:58In the heats, the multilingual sales consultant sent mercy to Cyclone for five points.
00:04:03If you make it to the quarters, I'll be there.
00:04:06Emily made it to the quarters all right, and this time beats Cyclone on Unleash.
00:04:11I don't think she's going to be very happy, I can't lie.
00:04:13But I'm so glad I got this.
00:04:14She's never happy with the pair.
00:04:15Starting a second behind on the Eliminator, she charts through to the semifinals as the
00:04:20fastest runner-up.
00:04:21Yeah, it was really close.
00:04:22It's determination versus power.
00:04:24Who will make it through and earn their place in the Gladiator's Grand Final?
00:04:28Millie, for the most part, is better at events, though.
00:04:31Millie, welcome back to the show.
00:04:32Emily has to be better at events.
00:04:34I think you maybe had a bit of an advantage being a firefighter for heights and stuff.
00:04:38Working at heights, we do that as a firefighter, but nothing gets you ready for just falling
00:04:43off an edge.
00:04:44Yeah, fair enough.
00:04:45Family in, friends in.
00:04:47Yeah, so my friends and family are here all to support me.
00:04:51They've been amazing.
00:04:52Thank you so much.
00:04:53I wish you luck in the semifinals.
00:04:55Give it up.
00:04:55What's moving, everyone?
00:04:56Man, she just said no.
00:04:57Welcome.
00:04:59Lovely game.
00:05:00Emily, welcome back to the show.
00:05:00I've never seen those people in my life.
00:05:02Semis, how do you feel about that?
00:05:04Honestly, you can't even believe it.
00:05:05Glad to be back.
00:05:06Enjoying the rounds.
00:05:07The party's like, all right.
00:05:09Let's talk about your quarterfinal.
00:05:11Unleash versus Cyclone.
00:05:12It was a fantastic run.
00:05:13You were so quick on that.
00:05:15Yeah, obviously, me and Cyclone, we've got history.
00:05:17Stayed up against her.
00:05:18The first contender to do that in dual.
00:05:20Unleash beat her again.
00:05:21So I think it felt like 2-0.
00:05:23I'm sure she has got a bone to pick with me today.
00:05:25Any of your friends and family in?
00:05:26Yeah, I've got my family here.
00:05:28My friends, my supporters.
00:05:29I love you.
00:05:30Well, look, we wish you all the very best of luck.
00:05:33That's Millie and Emily.
00:05:38I think Emily is faster, but...
00:05:41She is going to need to get a little bit of a mark on our contenders.
00:05:44Yeah, mainly bruises.
00:05:45It's time for the first event.
00:05:49I thought you were going to say Powerball.
00:05:51Millie, you were knocked off Everest by Cyclone in the quarterfinal.
00:05:55Let's see which gladiator you'll face tonight using our gladiator selector.
00:06:02Dynamite.
00:06:04Dynamite!
00:06:05Okay, how do you feel about going up against Dynamite?
00:06:07Putting Diamond on there is so cool.
00:06:08She's a super strong girl, but...
00:06:09What's she going to do?
00:06:10Fucking limp on there?
00:06:12She's got a torn ACL, bruh.
00:06:16Leave Diamond alone.
00:06:21Alright.
00:06:26At least not Cyclone.
00:06:30Cyclone beat two women last week.
00:06:31First up on Everest, it's Emily, who's facing Saber.
00:06:35Every week, Saber spends 19 hours training in the gym.
00:06:39About the same time, it takes Mark to do his hair.
00:06:42Look at that silver fox.
00:06:44And it still looks like shit.
00:06:45Joining me to Lee Phillips and Sonya McLomer.
00:06:48Future head referee, Sonya McLomer.
00:06:50Step forward!
00:06:51Hopefully.
00:06:58I can't tell if that's emotional or confusion from Emily.
00:07:02I think it's confusion.
00:07:04Taking positions.
00:07:06She's like, what the fuck?
00:07:10Contender, ready!
00:07:14Gladiator, ready!
00:07:20Three, two, one!
00:07:23Different sort of scrum down for rugby playing Emily.
00:07:27Uh-oh.
00:07:28She's got a solid base there, and Saber is really going to have to work.
00:07:31I mean, she's working her.
00:07:34She's inching forward, but Saber's pushing well over 250 kilos up there.
00:07:39And it's about to get harder.
00:07:41Look at those screens.
00:07:42Here comes the first tilt of the night.
00:07:45It's advantage Emily now.
00:07:47And it's Saber's going to try and get a claw to him.
00:07:50Oh yeah, she's got it.
00:07:51But she's going to be sent scampering down to Earth.
00:07:57Go on, Dad.
00:07:59Go on, Emily.
00:08:00Good shit.
00:08:02Saber's sent to the vets.
00:08:04And now she's getting warmed.
00:08:08It's play 2-1-2 for Emily on Everest.
00:08:11But it's okay, Saber will land on her feet.
00:08:14W-O-R-E-F.
00:08:17I cannot believe what I've just seen.
00:08:19You beat Dynamite's on the Heat in Everest,
00:08:21and now you've just beaten Saber.
00:08:22You're undefeated.
00:08:23My leg is winning a lot.
00:08:25I love this new game.
00:08:27Wow, Saber, what a contender.
00:08:28She just gave it everything.
00:08:30And you're right.
00:08:30Like, I was undefeated on this game.
00:08:32But I think now and again,
00:08:33a little bit of that is good for everyone.
00:08:36So maybe you're encouraging me now to up my game too.
00:08:39Saber is still by four, bro.
00:08:41I swear.
00:08:43The personality shifts every week.
00:08:48To be fair, she is supposed to be a cat,
00:08:52so I guess that makes sense.
00:08:53Who is facing Dynamite!
00:09:01Dynamite's favorite school dinner, sausage and mash.
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:05Banging.
00:09:06You know, Dynamite's strong, but...
00:09:09I feel like...
00:09:11Step forward!
00:09:12I kind of like Millie's chances here.
00:09:14I'm not going to lie.
00:09:16Two smiling assassins.
00:09:17He's pretty big.
00:09:17I'd love to know what they're really thinking.
00:09:22Take your positions.
00:09:28Contender, ready!
00:09:33Gladiator, ready!
00:09:37Three, two, one!
00:09:42Oh, she didn't get a good start.
00:09:45Oh, wow, she's already...
00:09:46She's looking stronger now,
00:09:47holding the 220 kilo wall,
00:09:50plus Dynamite steady.
00:09:52It's strength and stability.
00:09:53If she can hold on, she might have this.
00:09:55And Millie's showing both of those right now.
00:09:58Rooted to the spot.
00:09:59The Gladiator just scored dead.
00:10:00It looks like she's stronger.
00:10:03Oh, yeah, I think she's got it.
00:10:04Oh, yeah, she's got it.
00:10:05And now the tilt,
00:10:06and Millie starts to push.
00:10:09There's no recovery for Dynamite here.
00:10:11Wow.
00:10:12It's going to be a maximum.
00:10:13For Millie.
00:10:17Both contenders winning there.
00:10:24What a start for our female contenders.
00:10:26Yeah, I mean, she...
00:10:27I mean, Dynamite got there first, too,
00:10:29and Millie still held her.
00:10:30As soon as I saw that,
00:10:30I'm like, oh, well,
00:10:32you might be cooked.
00:10:33It was fantastic!
00:10:38Honestly, I absolutely love that game.
00:10:40It gives you such a thrill.
00:10:41Well, Dynamite,
00:10:43you were totally in control there
00:10:44until the tilt.
00:10:46A little bit annoying,
00:10:48to be honest with you.
00:10:50But, you know,
00:10:51she's a strong girl,
00:10:52and she's got that height advantage.
00:10:54It's a bit tough for us shorties
00:10:55out here, isn't it?
00:10:56What, eh?
00:10:58Every inch helps.
00:11:00Yeah, every inch, half inch.
00:11:01Hey, y'all.
00:11:02So this is great for you.
00:11:03Ten points for Millie!
00:11:06It is tough for you short girls out here.
00:11:09We saw that in Heat 5.
00:11:11There's clearly a fight for that place in the final.
00:11:14Both on ten.
00:11:16Let's meet the male semifinalists
00:11:18going into battle with our gladiators.
00:11:20It's Sean and Josh!
00:11:23I would think Josh has this.
00:11:26Because Sean is...
00:11:27Sean's not very good,
00:11:29to be honest with you.
00:11:33After battling through intense heat
00:11:35and then conquering the quarterfinals,
00:11:37we now have our four magnificent male semifinalists.
00:11:41Tonight is the turn of Josh and Sean
00:11:43to try and secure that one remaining place
00:11:45in the gladiators' grand final.
00:11:47Aerospace apprentice Sean...
00:11:48I gotta say...
00:11:50I gotta say...
00:11:52If you missed last week's episode,
00:11:54this fucking graphic must be confusing as fuck.
00:11:57Finn, Josh, Sean, Moe.
00:11:59The man who advanced Tyler.
00:12:01It's like, wait.
00:12:03Hold on, man.
00:12:04What do you mean?
00:12:05It's the turn of Josh and Sean
00:12:06to try and secure that one remaining place
00:12:09in the gladiators' grand final.
00:12:11Aerospace apprentice Sean believes preparation is key.
00:12:15I really thought we were going to get Josh and Finn rematch.
00:12:19Sean learned everything from Dad Murray.
00:12:21That was the round one matchup, right?
00:12:23A 1995 gladiators' semifinalist.
00:12:25Calling himself Sean Ado,
00:12:27the Lancashire lad had swatted up
00:12:29on steel in the heat
00:12:30to score points on Hang's Up.
00:12:32I mean, he's clearly put his homework in.
00:12:34Well done.
00:12:35He came back for the quarters
00:12:36as one of the fastest runners-up
00:12:37and didn't let the opportunity fly by.
00:12:40He rattled Viper in gauntlet.
00:12:43That's not hard to do, to be fair.
00:12:45And even though he started the Eliminator
00:12:47four seconds behind,
00:12:49his game plan and tactics saw him overtake
00:12:52and claim the win.
00:12:54Semi-final, baby!
00:12:57Tonight, he'll be taking on sales manager Josh from Glasgow,
00:13:01who, it's safe to say,
00:13:02has had quite the journey to get here.
00:13:04Yep.
00:13:05In the heats, cheered on by brother Max,
00:13:07Josh left legend raging.
00:13:08I potentially have a double replacement
00:13:10fucking final.
00:13:11Gave a little bit of a harder game.
00:13:14And despite finishing second on the Eliminator,
00:13:16he returned as one of the fastest runners-up
00:13:19to replace the injured Mark.
00:13:21I tried my best to do Mark Proud.
00:13:23You did?
00:13:23And Josh did just that.
00:13:25He nailed the wall against Hammers.
00:13:27He's never put on flat wall.
00:13:28I could have held it all day.
00:13:29Even though he started six seconds behind
00:13:32on the Eliminator,
00:13:33Yeah, I thought maybe he was rusty,
00:13:34but no, he killed it.
00:13:35To not only finish first,
00:13:36but smash his way to the semis.
00:13:38Got another opportunity.
00:13:38Let's go.
00:13:39Let's smash it.
00:13:40Oh, didn't he beat Tyler as well?
00:13:42That would also be a rematch.
00:13:46So if he wins,
00:13:47he's, I guess,
00:13:47getting a rematch either way.
00:13:54Watch him just lose.
00:13:55Let's go talk about Eliminator.
00:13:57This was brilliant.
00:13:58You were behind.
00:13:59You make it level,
00:14:00right at the bottom of the Travelator,
00:14:02and you sell a dummy.
00:14:04Talk to us about that.
00:14:05If you go straight away,
00:14:06you can panic,
00:14:06and that's when you fall.
00:14:07He went for it,
00:14:08and fortunately fell for me,
00:14:10so then I took another five seconds
00:14:12and ran up.
00:14:13Yeah, that was a brilliant tactic,
00:14:14I've got to say.
00:14:15Can you do it again tonight?
00:14:16Oh, most definitely.
00:14:17I'm always going to change my tactics up,
00:14:19so you can expect another one tonight,
00:14:20I'm sure.
00:14:21Okay, all right.
00:14:22Well, Josh better get on his marks.
00:14:24Right, for now, though.
00:14:25Sean, everyone.
00:14:26Josh is not the underdog here,
00:14:28I assure you.
00:14:29Josh, welcome back.
00:14:30Let's talk about the semifinal.
00:14:32What events are you looking forward to tonight?
00:14:33So I'm really hoping for a collision.
00:14:35I'm fast, I'm agile,
00:14:36so I think I could get some big scores on that.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:50Hey, fuck those kids, man.
00:15:06Oh, got him.
00:15:09Josh, I've actually got an award for you
00:15:10here tonight, mate.
00:15:12You deserve this.
00:15:13Put that on, mate.
00:15:15Josh is the worst contender
00:15:17we've ever seen on this show.
00:15:19That is not true.
00:15:22Who are you on?
00:15:23The joke is on you.
00:15:25You're the ones that have got to sit
00:15:27and watch these sections go.
00:15:27Did you forget the lady
00:15:28who was too short
00:15:29to reach the monkey bars?
00:15:33Plus, Sean is literally worse
00:15:34and so is Moe.
00:15:36Back to the plot, Josh.
00:15:38Are there any gladiators
00:15:39you want to avoid
00:15:39apart from legend?
00:15:41The only gladiator here
00:15:43that intimidates me
00:15:44is Cyclone.
00:15:46Fair enough, brother.
00:15:47Oh, 100%.
00:15:48Fair enough, brother.
00:15:50We wish you all the very best of luck.
00:15:51That is Sean and Josh.
00:15:54Now we've met our male contenders.
00:15:57It's time for them
00:15:57to take on...
00:15:59Everest.
00:16:00Hope he doesn't draw Cyclone.
00:16:01Sean, let's see
00:16:03who you're taking on tonight.
00:16:11Oh, okay.
00:16:14I swear to God,
00:16:15I thought they were going to give
00:16:16Sean Viper.
00:16:17I'm like,
00:16:17oh, this is fucking rigged.
00:16:20Give Josh Viper.
00:16:28Oh, boy.
00:16:30Why is he looking so tiny there?
00:16:32That's quite frightening, isn't it?
00:16:33Oh, you tell me...
00:16:34I'm going to take him on that.
00:16:34He's going to be giant.
00:16:37He looks like a mini.
00:16:38It's time, gentlemen,
00:16:38to play Everest!
00:16:42First up on Everest,
00:16:43it's Josh,
00:16:44who's facing the almighty giant...
00:16:46They should have given him
00:16:47Cyclone for the man.
00:16:471,000 squats
00:16:49are his idea
00:16:49of a warm-up.
00:16:50Warm-up to me
00:16:51is putting a coat off.
00:16:54Tender and gladiator,
00:16:57step forward.
00:17:01V-5-0-1.
00:17:03I smell the sweat
00:17:04to the Scottish mind.
00:17:06I'm not surprised
00:17:07it keeps me...
00:17:07All right, bud.
00:17:08Whatever.
00:17:08I'm more than sweating
00:17:09if I were Josh.
00:17:10Take your positions.
00:17:13Bro's doing bits now.
00:17:15Contender,
00:17:16ready!
00:17:20Gladiator,
00:17:21ready!
00:17:253,
00:17:262,
00:17:271.
00:17:29Ooh,
00:17:30Josh got the jump.
00:17:31Ah, no.
00:17:33And Giant has already
00:17:34got him on the back foot.
00:17:35Look at the back foot.
00:17:36It's sliding away.
00:17:38Giant is getting
00:17:39into full power here.
00:17:40And Josh
00:17:41is going down.
00:17:41Damn, he had the jump, too.
00:17:43He's going down.
00:17:49Oh, shit.
00:17:51Josh enjoyed
00:17:51the dizzying heights
00:17:52of Everest
00:17:53for just 12 seconds
00:17:54before Giant
00:17:55brought him
00:17:55thrashing 16 feet
00:17:57back down to Earth.
00:18:00Don't call him Giant
00:18:01for no reason.
00:18:02He is an absolute monster.
00:18:04But it's glad
00:18:04there's the semifinals.
00:18:06To be honest,
00:18:06when I knew
00:18:07I was coming up against Giant,
00:18:08I was buzzing.
00:18:08You want to come up
00:18:09against the best.
00:18:09That's why we're here.
00:18:10So, yeah,
00:18:11happy with it.
00:18:12Fair enough, Tommy.
00:18:13I think it's extremely hard
00:18:14to appreciate
00:18:15what these guys go through.
00:18:17And the song of the gladiators
00:18:18is very true.
00:18:19You have the courage,
00:18:20the will,
00:18:21the skill,
00:18:22the strength,
00:18:22the speed,
00:18:23and the heart
00:18:24to be a winner.
00:18:24And Josh and everyone here
00:18:26It's not for beginners.
00:18:27I wish you all the best.
00:18:28Deep down in your soul.
00:18:30You were ready.
00:18:32No points to you.
00:18:33That is Josh
00:18:34and Giant.
00:18:37Next,
00:18:38hoping to conquer Everest
00:18:40is Sean.
00:18:41We'd think Phantom
00:18:42would be good at this.
00:18:43But then again,
00:18:43I thought he was going
00:18:44to be good at the wall
00:18:44and he sucked at that.
00:18:45You will be taking on
00:18:46Phantom.
00:18:47I'm going in for you.
00:18:51Phantom's first time
00:18:52on Everest.
00:18:53But those thighs
00:18:54give this gladiator
00:18:56a real solid foundation.
00:19:00I'm glad we're,
00:19:01you know,
00:19:03branching
00:19:03with Phantom's horizons.
00:19:05But I don't think
00:19:06this goes better
00:19:07than the wall day.
00:19:09Ready?
00:19:10Ready?
00:19:12Let's play.
00:19:13Let's play.
00:19:14Let's play.
00:19:14Let's play.
00:19:14Oh, this is getting intense.
00:19:16Taking positions.
00:19:23Breathe.
00:19:29He is strong,
00:19:30if I remember.
00:19:31Ready?
00:19:35Shoulder padding
00:19:36doesn't inspire confidence.
00:19:39Oh, yeah.
00:19:40He's already done.
00:19:41He hasn't won one yet,
00:19:42but he has
00:19:43taken a fair distance.
00:19:46He's been pushed back.
00:19:47Oh.
00:19:49Oh, actually.
00:19:50No, it's over.
00:19:51Oh, but now
00:19:51Phantom's got the momentum.
00:19:53He had it
00:19:53for a couple seconds.
00:19:54Sean takes a backward tumble.
00:19:58Crazy bump.
00:20:03In his last two goes
00:20:05on Everest,
00:20:06he took it all the way
00:20:07to the second tilt
00:20:08of the platform.
00:20:09This time,
00:20:10just 15 seconds.
00:20:13Third time on Everest.
00:20:15Third loss.
00:20:16Yeah, I know.
00:20:17It's tough up there, man.
00:20:18It's really tough.
00:20:19To be fair,
00:20:19that was probably
00:20:20the toughest yet.
00:20:20I mean,
00:20:20I didn't last the tilt,
00:20:22so I was pretty upsetting,
00:20:23but it is what it is.
00:20:25He's a strong guy.
00:20:27I'll give it to him,
00:20:27you know.
00:20:28Sadly,
00:20:29no points for you,
00:20:30Sean.
00:20:30On to the next event.
00:20:32I'll wish you well.
00:20:34A terrific result
00:20:36for the gladiators
00:20:37as both male contenders
00:20:39fail to score anything
00:20:40in their first event.
00:20:43Next up,
00:20:44the gladiators
00:20:44will be swinging
00:20:45into action
00:20:46like circus trapeze artists.
00:20:48Clowns, more like.
00:20:49There's only one clown
00:20:49on this show.
00:20:50Yeah, giant.
00:20:51Oh, got him.
00:20:52Why does he think that?
00:20:53Have you seen
00:20:53the size of his shoes?
00:20:55True.
00:20:56Collision.
00:20:58Playing collision
00:20:59for the female contenders.
00:21:01Give it up for Millie.
00:21:02Oh.
00:21:03I thought it was hang tough.
00:21:05I just heard swinging.
00:21:10That's a crazy tandem.
00:21:11Cyclone can recite
00:21:12all the U.S. states
00:21:13in alphabetical order.
00:21:15Damn, I can't even do that.
00:21:17Hawaii, does she do it?
00:21:19Uh.
00:21:20This is Fury's first time
00:21:21playing collision this series.
00:21:23Oh, this series.
00:21:25This gladiator won't have forgotten
00:21:26how to be a human wrecking ball.
00:21:30Electro and Fire!
00:21:32That's also quite the tandem.
00:21:35She's not yoking around.
00:21:37Fire loves snacking on boiled eggs.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:40So that's why this gladiator
00:21:41is so hard to beat.
00:21:45Finally, it's Electro
00:21:46who's only missed
00:21:47one game of collision
00:21:48across all series.
00:21:49She's got the spark for it.
00:21:52Why did she get booked?
00:21:54She's never been hurt,
00:21:55do I remember?
00:22:00Calling out the shell producers there.
00:22:05Here, it looks like she got the tape off.
00:22:07That's good.
00:22:09Millie's first time
00:22:10playing collision
00:22:11and she's right to be cautious
00:22:12up against the queens of the bridge.
00:22:15Fire and Electro,
00:22:16but she's past them,
00:22:18not Cyclone Low.
00:22:19Ball knocked out of her hands.
00:22:21Go again, Millie!
00:22:22She's focused on the finish end.
00:22:23She just took it off.
00:22:24She's like, oh, fuck it.
00:22:24Or maybe they filmed this one first
00:22:26and she got fucked.
00:22:27That might be it, actually.
00:22:29Maybe they filmed this one first
00:22:30and she got more fucked
00:22:31during it
00:22:31so she put the tape on.
00:22:33Because why would she
00:22:34take the tape off?
00:22:35I don't mean,
00:22:36we've got it, Millie.
00:22:37She's got to keep a grip
00:22:38on those balls.
00:22:40Reminded of that by Mark
00:22:41Yeah, I mean,
00:22:41she's getting the pass.
00:22:42She's getting through.
00:22:43She's not getting the grip.
00:22:45Gotta hold on there, Millie.
00:22:46The only important balance
00:22:46that's needed for this event
00:22:48and she goes again.
00:22:49Strategy and speed are key
00:22:50and she's keeping a sharp eye
00:22:52on those gladiators.
00:22:53When to accelerate,
00:22:55when to hold back.
00:22:56Keen coordination again
00:22:57from our contender.
00:22:58Shame, she could have held on.
00:22:59She had eight points right now.
00:23:00As Electro was sensitive.
00:23:01You've had to go for it, bud.
00:23:03You have five seconds.
00:23:04Time is now against Millie.
00:23:05The crowd is counting down.
00:23:07And another one's gone.
00:23:09Millie left stranded
00:23:10in the middle of the bridge.
00:23:12Interesting run there.
00:23:13She didn't get knocked off,
00:23:14but she dropped the ball.
00:23:16Three fucking times.
00:23:17Millie managed not to get knocked off,
00:23:17but wasn't prolific
00:23:19at scoring points.
00:23:20Yeah.
00:23:20I think the headline is
00:23:22Butterfingers.
00:23:22Mm.
00:23:24That was pretty tough for you.
00:23:25When you've got
00:23:26such strong girls
00:23:27coming at you,
00:23:29you don't really know what to do.
00:23:30I lost her hair.
00:23:31Oh, no.
00:23:31Oh, she does have it.
00:23:32She does have the tape.
00:23:32I see it now.
00:23:34Oh, shit.
00:23:35Well, you know,
00:23:36hair today, gone tomorrow,
00:23:37that's the way it is.
00:23:38So, that is Millie
00:23:39and four points.
00:23:40Okay, never mind.
00:23:41Gary does have the tape.
00:23:42I see it now.
00:23:42Next on collision,
00:23:45it's Emily.
00:23:51Contender,
00:23:52ready.
00:23:56Gladiators,
00:23:58ready.
00:24:02Three,
00:24:03two,
00:24:04one.
00:24:05So, here goes Emily.
00:24:07It's last caster, Emily.
00:24:08And come to the conclusion
00:24:10that the best way
00:24:11is head down and charge
00:24:13and she's going again.
00:24:14Oh, no.
00:24:15Gladiators in the way this time.
00:24:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:18Pesky Gladiators.
00:24:19But another score
00:24:20and she's on to four.
00:24:22Already matched Millie.
00:24:23She's going to duck out
00:24:24of the way of Electro
00:24:25and fire.
00:24:26And she's going to leave.
00:24:27The cyclone warning as well.
00:24:29This is good gameplay
00:24:30from Emily.
00:24:31And she's polite as well.
00:24:33After you, she says.
00:24:35I'm not sure
00:24:35that's a good tactic
00:24:36in the long run.
00:24:37I mean, it worked.
00:24:38That seems happy about it.
00:24:39That will only wipe
00:24:40Who cares about long run?
00:24:41She's already winning.
00:24:44You've got to keep moving.
00:24:45Keep moving, says Mark.
00:24:48The Fury has brought the ball
00:24:50out of her grasp that time.
00:24:51Millie was going
00:24:52at a snail pace.
00:24:53You never told her
00:24:53to keep moving.
00:24:54And she's going to go
00:24:55on to ten points.
00:24:56There's still time
00:24:57to make it twelve, you know.
00:24:59Dad's absolutely loving this,
00:25:01but Emily is now looking
00:25:03just a little bit jaded.
00:25:05She's dropped the ball again.
00:25:06That's where it has to end.
00:25:08Ten points, though.
00:25:09High five.
00:25:10She should have flipped him off.
00:25:13Well, it's always nice
00:25:14to see some courtesy
00:25:15brought into Gladiators.
00:25:17It doesn't really work
00:25:18on collision, though.
00:25:19I mean, she got ten points.
00:25:20I'd say it worked.
00:25:21That was a great run from you.
00:25:23Can't believe I just did that,
00:25:24obviously.
00:25:25I've done collision in my heats.
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:27Wasn't the best,
00:25:28but that was
00:25:29a way better second run,
00:25:30haven't I?
00:25:30Yeah, it went pretty well.
00:25:31You're just the full package.
00:25:33You know, strength, speed, agility,
00:25:35and yeah, you put a tough battle
00:25:36for us, so well done.
00:25:38She snucked past me
00:25:39a few times,
00:25:40so I wanted to make sure
00:25:42she got a taste of the Cyclone.
00:25:43That's what I was trying to do.
00:25:44Well, she didn't get knocked down,
00:25:45so I think she survived
00:25:47the Cyclone,
00:25:47if you don't mind me saying.
00:25:49You're going to die.
00:25:50You're going to die.
00:25:52You're going to die, Barbie.
00:25:54After two events,
00:25:55it's Advantage Emily.
00:25:57She's on 20,
00:25:58Millie on 14.
00:26:01Playing collision
00:26:02for the male contenders,
00:26:03it's Sean.
00:26:06And he needs to avoid
00:26:08Viper and Apollo.
00:26:12Hey, don't do Apollo.
00:26:13Viper typically wait
00:26:14for their prey to come near
00:26:15before striking,
00:26:16but on collision,
00:26:18this snake flies in
00:26:19for the kill like a horse.
00:26:22That's not even a fact about it.
00:26:24That's the fact about
00:26:24actual Viper.
00:26:26Hey, run out of facts?
00:26:29They're like,
00:26:30ah, fuck it.
00:26:31Just do actual steak facts.
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:47He was hurt last season,
00:26:48so I guess that makes sense.
00:26:58What were you doing there?
00:27:00Hey, yo.
00:27:01Sean is off and running
00:27:02and manages to get past Nitro
00:27:04very quickly
00:27:05and he's given Viper the slip.
00:27:07Good bit of dodging there
00:27:08from Sean.
00:27:08First points for the men
00:27:09of the seat.
00:27:10Or the semi-file,
00:27:11I should say.
00:27:11Sean's got the techers here.
00:27:13He's in for another score.
00:27:15He's under four.
00:27:16When he was in the heat,
00:27:17he scored six points in total.
00:27:19He's under that now.
00:27:19Apollo just hit and go.
00:27:20Can anything stop the contender?
00:27:23Well, Sean has beaten Apollo
00:27:24once again.
00:27:25Now for Nitro and Phantom
00:27:27and...
00:27:27He's on to eight.
00:27:30Now has he got another
00:27:31crossing left in him?
00:27:32Apollo's got a piece of...
00:27:34Okay, he needs this.
00:27:35Doesn't mean I...
00:27:37He's at a disadvantage
00:27:39as far as the...
00:27:40Looks like party time
00:27:41for Nitro and Phantom.
00:27:42Eliminator goes, I think.
00:27:43Poor Apollo.
00:27:44He's stuck with a party pooper.
00:27:48Vibrant gas?
00:27:49Is he okay?
00:27:50He was career...
00:27:51Time for Nitro and Phantom.
00:27:53Poor Apollo.
00:27:54He's stuck with a party pooper.
00:27:56I don't think so.
00:27:57I think he's...
00:27:57I think he needs some water.
00:28:00He looks gassed as fuck.
00:28:01He was carreering across the collision bridge
00:28:02with real gold coins.
00:28:03He's living some water?
00:28:04Until the snake
00:28:05got his fangs in.
00:28:07So we have Phantom,
00:28:08we have Apollo,
00:28:09and we have Nitro.
00:28:10Happy Harry can't be bothered
00:28:11to come down up there.
00:28:13He's not coming down
00:28:14to get some water.
00:28:15It was a sensational moot.
00:28:16Sensational water out there.
00:28:17Oh, it's hitting you
00:28:17with Batista shit.
00:28:18I think that means
00:28:19well done, Sean.
00:28:20That congratulations.
00:28:21No, that means I walked
00:28:22for miles inside
00:28:23this pit of danger.
00:28:24that you do and everything.
00:28:25It's finally come to fruition
00:28:26that you've dropped
00:28:27to get someone off,
00:28:27so that must be good for you.
00:28:31Thank you for that,
00:28:32Viper.
00:28:33Sensational...
00:28:33Hell yeah.
00:28:34But more importantly,
00:28:35it's Sean
00:28:36that points, everyone!
00:28:40Next up,
00:28:40facing collision
00:28:41for the very first time.
00:28:44It's Josh!
00:28:45Yeah, Josh is
00:28:46a better eliminator,
00:28:47I think, so...
00:28:49Sean's gonna need
00:28:50runs like this.
00:28:50Tender, ready!
00:28:54Because Sean,
00:28:54throughout the whole show,
00:28:55really,
00:28:55has not been very good
00:28:56at the games.
00:29:02Three, two, one!
00:29:05So eight points for Sean.
00:29:07What is Josh going to score?
00:29:09This is his first time
00:29:10on collision.
00:29:12Oh, no!
00:29:13Oh, he held on to it!
00:29:13He held on to it!
00:29:14He held on to it!
00:29:16Oh, nice!
00:29:18That's fuck, boy!
00:29:23Yeah, nobody cares,
00:29:27Plattenberg.
00:29:27Shut the fuck up!
00:29:28He's trying to do this.
00:29:28Gosh, Josh, Josh!
00:29:30I've not seen a collision
00:29:30debut as impressive
00:29:32as this before.
00:29:33Josh did say
00:29:34that he wanted
00:29:34to have a go
00:29:35at collision tonight
00:29:36and we can all see why.
00:29:39Just getting a bit
00:29:39of treatment there,
00:29:40Apollo...
00:29:41That's fuckin' rough
00:29:42for Sean, bro.
00:29:43Put it up off the floor
00:29:43to take his total to ten.
00:29:45Josh's support...
00:29:46Usually eight points
00:29:47is good enough to win.
00:29:48A duck, a dime!
00:29:49And now it's kicked
00:29:50out of his hand.
00:29:51He won't be scoring
00:29:52this time.
00:29:53There is still time,
00:29:54though,
00:29:54to score again.
00:29:56Deep breath, Josh!
00:29:57Oh, there it is!
00:29:59The Gladiators
00:30:00have finally got their man!
00:30:02I thought,
00:30:03I was like,
00:30:03okay, eight points,
00:30:04it's probably gonna get
00:30:04to the edge.
00:30:04Nope.
00:30:08I'm gonna break it down.
00:30:11We can buy for some water!
00:30:13Well, we need to slow down
00:30:14Bro looks a little...
00:30:15Bro looks really gassed up there!
00:30:17Just to see Josh
00:30:17at normal speed!
00:30:18He was rapid!
00:30:21You watch on TV,
00:30:22you think you've got
00:30:22a bad distance
00:30:23between yourself
00:30:24and the Gladiators,
00:30:25but they're right
00:30:26on top of you.
00:30:27Well, look,
00:30:27you know you're doing
00:30:28something right
00:30:28when Mark Klattenberg
00:30:29says excellent
00:30:30mid-game.
00:30:30Oh, I don't know!
00:30:31I thought cheers a bit!
00:30:33He's like,
00:30:34oh, I wasn't listening!
00:30:34I don't really give a shit!
00:30:35You want to know
00:30:36why this is my favorite show?
00:30:37Because the contenders like this.
00:30:39No matter the size
00:30:40of the obstacle
00:30:41or what's in front of them,
00:30:43how many times
00:30:43they get knocked down,
00:30:44they get knocked down.
00:30:46So, as an example
00:30:46to everyone at home,
00:30:47if you're down an hour
00:30:48right now,
00:30:49you better look up,
00:30:50you better get up,
00:30:51and you better never
00:30:52give up.
00:30:53Okay, Johnson.
00:30:54Great guys for Apollo there!
00:30:5610 points to Josh!
00:31:01Look how tight this is!
00:31:038 points to Sean,
00:31:0410 to Josh!
00:31:05I've got a feeling
00:31:06that's going to be
00:31:07a theme all evening!
00:31:09I don't know,
00:31:10Sean's not there
00:31:10good at events.
00:31:1110 points to Sean,
00:31:12contenders need
00:31:12nerves of steel,
00:31:14like me.
00:31:14You, nerves of steel.
00:31:16I don't get rattled
00:31:17by anything,
00:31:17nothing phases me, Barnes.
00:31:19Next!
00:31:20Jesus!
00:31:22You didn't tell me
00:31:23about that, did ya?
00:31:24You didn't tell me about
00:31:26the time for the next event!
00:31:27Time for the next event!
00:31:31Fury's already scary enough.
00:31:32Don't give her weapons.
00:31:33Time for the female
00:31:34contenders.
00:31:35on the wall.
00:31:36For the very first time,
00:31:38it's Millie!
00:31:41Trying to climb away
00:31:43from Saber!
00:31:46I mean,
00:31:46I wouldn't be
00:31:47climbing away personally.
00:31:48Also scaling the wall
00:31:49for the first time,
00:31:50it's Emily!
00:31:52Where's Comet?
00:31:53And she's hoping
00:31:54to get away from
00:31:55Comet!
00:31:56Well, hey!
00:31:58Spoke Comet
00:31:59to existence!
00:32:00The karaoke track
00:32:00is defying gravity!
00:32:02Exactly what she
00:32:03looked to do
00:32:04as she chases
00:32:04Emily tonight!
00:32:05They have a karaoke
00:32:06track!
00:32:08Play's a trick!
00:32:09I was like,
00:32:09how's that?
00:32:09I'm like, what?
00:32:10What's that beat?
00:32:11Ready!
00:32:15Gladiators!
00:32:16Ready!
00:32:19Contenders,
00:32:20you will go
00:32:20on my first whistle.
00:32:22Gladiators,
00:32:23you will go
00:32:23on my second whistle.
00:32:26Three!
00:32:27Two!
00:32:28One!
00:32:29Neither of these
00:32:31two contenders
00:32:31have taken on
00:32:32the wall before.
00:32:33Far on Comet!
00:32:37Ooh, damn,
00:32:38all had her lost her.
00:32:41Haber's got her.
00:32:43Ah!
00:32:47So much pain!
00:32:53Oh, Comet's
00:32:54going back after her!
00:32:55Go Comet!
00:32:56Get her!
00:32:56What a recovery!
00:32:58Get her, Comet!
00:32:59Get her, Comet!
00:33:00Get her, Comet!
00:33:02Ah!
00:33:03No, she can't!
00:33:04Damn it!
00:33:05Ten points for Emily!
00:33:07Damn, that was an awful
00:33:08wall by Emily,
00:33:09but she made it.
00:33:10She was grinning
00:33:10like a Cheshire cat
00:33:11on the wall.
00:33:12Meanwhile,
00:33:12the fallen star Comet
00:33:14failed to catch back up
00:33:15with Emily.
00:33:15She almost did, though.
00:33:17Supernova 10 points for her!
00:33:20Emily, you made it
00:33:21on the wall!
00:33:22Oh, gosh!
00:33:23I did it!
00:33:23I did it!
00:33:24I can't believe it either.
00:33:28I wouldn't go that far.
00:33:30She fell off
00:33:31and still almost
00:33:32caught you, bro.
00:33:32I'm sorry.
00:33:34That was not a good wall.
00:33:36I mean, she is lovely,
00:33:37but better luck
00:33:38next time, darling!
00:33:41She is lovely.
00:33:42You're correct.
00:33:45So after soaring
00:33:47to maximum points,
00:33:48Emily gains
00:33:49a 16-point advantage.
00:33:51She's on 30.
00:33:52Millie on 14.
00:33:53Hey!
00:33:55That's quite the event.
00:33:56The role for the male
00:33:56contenders in red
00:33:58is Sean.
00:34:01And in blue,
00:34:02it's Josh.
00:34:05And hunting them down
00:34:06will be
00:34:07Hammer and Nitro!
00:34:10Oh!
00:34:13Who has Nitro?
00:34:20Why are they coming
00:34:20to Gangster's Paradise?
00:34:23And on the wall,
00:34:24he'll be going
00:34:24to infinity
00:34:25and knowing Hammer
00:34:26is this Hammer's theme?
00:34:29I don't think it is.
00:34:34Oh, they gave Nitro.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:36Producers made the call.
00:34:38They're like,
00:34:38listen, Sean needs events.
00:34:43Don't give him Nitro.
00:34:57Oh, my God.
00:35:01Josh got a good start, too.
00:35:03Nitro does not want to let go.
00:35:06Sean's climbing well
00:35:06on the left-hand side,
00:35:08just staying out
00:35:08of the reach of Hammer.
00:35:09But that might be
00:35:10about to change.
00:35:11There was a slip
00:35:12of the feet from Sean.
00:35:13Look how close Hammer is.
00:35:14Oh, Sean.
00:35:15The producers made the call
00:35:16for you and everything.
00:35:18Nitro's nearly got
00:35:19the job done as well.
00:35:20Bruh.
00:35:21And there's one
00:35:21complete...
00:35:22How did you go off
00:35:22before Josh did?
00:35:23Josh literally get fucked.
00:35:24There we go.
00:35:25Brilliant work
00:35:26by the Gladiators.
00:35:27That's a win
00:35:28for Hammer and Nitro.
00:35:31Nitro had Josh
00:35:32within reach very early.
00:35:34Hammer always had
00:35:35shorty sights.
00:35:35Yeah, somehow Sean
00:35:36got one off first.
00:35:37Going up a gear
00:35:38for the semis.
00:35:40I think he slipped
00:35:41the harness guy a tenner
00:35:43to get me all tangled up.
00:35:44I know they've been away,
00:35:45but you're coming off
00:35:47against the best.
00:35:48They slipped the producers
00:35:49a tenner to give you Nitro.
00:35:50I've got a bit of a speed limit
00:35:51with this one.
00:35:51I can't go too fast,
00:35:52otherwise I'll go past him.
00:35:55He's got a good jump, too.
00:35:58He's facing Hammer.
00:35:59He might have won.
00:36:12Oh, nice or deep up there.
00:36:14And Hammer, everybody!
00:36:18So no change
00:36:19to our contender scores.
00:36:21Sean on eight,
00:36:22Josh on ten.
00:36:24Is that what you need, Sean?
00:36:25Could you describe
00:36:26our next event in one word?
00:36:27Yeah, no problem.
00:36:28Go on then.
00:36:29Ouch.
00:36:30Oh, no.
00:36:31Actually, that's pretty spot on.
00:36:32It's time for the next event!
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:37A game of swinging,
00:36:39swinging,
00:36:39and survival.
00:36:41The contender has to...
00:36:42I thought it was going to be
00:36:43Powerball.
00:36:43I was like, no.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46Oh, I'm broke.
00:36:48They're going to bring Powerball
00:36:48back in the final, aren't they?
00:36:50I'm going to lose my mind.
00:36:52It's going to happen, isn't it?
00:36:54Surely they can,
00:36:55but they're fucking gonna.
00:36:56And it's ten points.
00:36:58Fall,
00:36:59and it's nothing.
00:37:00In the ultimate test
00:37:02of balance and brawn,
00:37:03it's suspension bridge.
00:37:07Playing suspension bridge
00:37:09for the female contenders,
00:37:10it's Millie!
00:37:12Who you got?
00:37:14And she is facing the might of
00:37:18Electro!
00:37:37I love Legend's shirt with cool.
00:37:41Oh, Millie.
00:37:42You need points there, bud.
00:37:44but now they come together and the sparks are flying and so is Millie. It ain't looking good
00:37:50for Millie. Electro on full power. Well her full voltage strike dazzled Millie so much she thought
00:37:59the bridge was wider than it is. Talk about being shot. That was the worst performance I have ever
00:38:07done. I just don't know what happened. I was so confident and I think that first hit it just
00:38:11it sent me west. Yeah I thought it was a good one. This game I'll describe it. It's like dual
00:38:16but in
00:38:16your dreams you know what I mean. Everyone's a little bit weird. Everyone's a little bit wobbly.
00:38:19It's like dual but worse. That's what it is. But yeah sorry babes. Sorry to Millie. Sadly zero points
00:38:25but best of luck in the next one. That is Millie. It's like what if we took dual but made
00:38:28it a little
00:38:28bit more shitty. Next on the bridge it's Emily. Versus Cyclone. Oh. All right Millie the producers
00:38:40made a call for you. If Cyclone can't do the job well then you're cooked Millie. I'm sorry.
00:38:47Gladiator with an axe and a hammer. They're doing their best for you.
00:38:53Contender ready. Gladiator ready. Three. Two. One. Emily the storm chaser runs straight into Cyclone.
00:39:11Might as well. Wielding that hammerhead which is over two meters long. And that hasn't lasted
00:39:16very long. Emily chose to attack from the side and that's when it's very easy to be
00:39:22Yeah they made a call for you Millie. You gotta get something to blast the back whatever it is.
00:39:26By Super Cyclone. There's a bit of previous between you two. You stayed up against Cyclone
00:39:33on dual. You actually thrashed her in Unleash. Yeah obviously that was a highlight for me against
00:39:38Cyclone so I reckon she wanted to sort of make it even. But it's still Emily 2 Cyclone 1 right?
00:39:43Oh you're asking for it.
00:39:46You get to the final. Be ready. Because. Because. She gets me on Powerball. On Everest. On Jewel. You're done.
00:39:58I believe you if it's Powerball. You're gonna die for real Emily. Oh shit. Kick his ass.
00:40:10I'll tell you what, good job I was here, otherwise she'd have had you.
00:40:15The gladiators defended that bridge better than the troll in the three Billy Goats.
00:40:19Oh, Millie.
00:40:20You gotta get something.
00:40:23Playing suspension bridge for the very first time.
00:40:26Next up, it is Sean.
00:40:28Is that Apollo?
00:40:29He is up against Viper.
00:40:31Oh, they may never call for Sean, I see.
00:40:38The producers know what I know.
00:40:42And he sucks.
00:40:47Gladiator, ready!
00:40:51Three, two, one.
00:40:54Sean takes to the bridge and advances towards Viper.
00:40:58Oh, shit.
00:40:58Oh, here comes Viper.
00:41:00He's launched himself at Sean.
00:41:01That, I mean, that's...
00:41:02I'm not sure that was within the rules.
00:41:04Sure.
00:41:05What?
00:41:06Why can he do that?
00:41:07What happened there then?
00:41:08Well, I think it was pretty self-explanatory.
00:41:11Yeah.
00:41:11Mark will have something to say about it, I'm sure.
00:41:13What do you mean?
00:41:15The rules state that the gladiator cannot charge and push the content off the bridge.
00:41:20Oh, please.
00:41:21Therefore, I'm disqualifying Viper.
00:41:24Wow.
00:41:25The producers really did give the call.
00:41:28Five points.
00:41:29Let's go.
00:41:29They really did make a call.
00:41:31Not only did they give him Viper, they had Viper throw on purpose.
00:41:34One of the full ten.
00:41:35It is what it is.
00:41:35I'll take the five.
00:41:37Viper, any words from you?
00:41:38They really want this guy to win.
00:41:40What did he say?
00:41:42Yeah, never plays by the rules, that Viper.
00:41:44But hey-ho, you've got to be...
00:41:45They really want this guy to win just because he's a son of a gladiator.
00:41:50I mean, I get it, but that's kind of lame, bro.
00:41:53They're really trying to spoon-fed this fucking dude.
00:41:58And they give him a hammer.
00:42:00Fuck.
00:42:02Wow.
00:42:10They're doing their best to spoon-feed this guy to the final, huh?
00:42:17Gladiator ready!
00:42:22Three, two, one!
00:42:26Josh versus Hammer in a contest that is all about balance, strength, and a little bit of luck.
00:42:32And Josh had none of it.
00:42:34Hammered!
00:42:37This kind of sucks, I'm not going to lie.
00:42:39Josh's game plan here was...
00:42:40That whole shit, that was so fucking blatant.
00:42:43Have that.
00:42:44Like, I joke sometimes about the food you're stepping in.
00:42:47You're looking at me, look at his eye zoom.
00:42:48But, like...
00:42:49Yeah, it certainly felt like I hit with a hammer in the head there.
00:42:51That was so blatant.
00:42:53It's not even funny.
00:42:54You love this game, don't you?
00:42:54This is one of my games.
00:42:55Hammer by name.
00:42:56Hammer by nature.
00:42:57He's not...
00:42:58That was so blatant.
00:42:59They had Viper throw on purpose, and it gives him a hammer.
00:43:06That was the most blatant fixin' I've ever seen in my life, bro.
00:43:15And it's still only three points, though.
00:43:17But that's crazy.
00:43:21Like all of our events, this next one requires both brains and brawn, which would you use?
00:43:26Neither, I'd fake an injury and go home.
00:43:28Me too.
00:43:29Anyways, time for the next event.
00:43:31Hammy, go ahead.
00:43:33Alright, that's me too.
00:43:35Hoping to hang tough, it's Emily!
00:43:41Who is hoping to avoid dynamites?
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:45Let Comet do the next one.
00:43:46She's good at this.
00:43:54Contender, ready!
00:44:00Gladiator, ready!
00:44:04Three, two, one!
00:44:08It's Emily against Dynamite, part three.
00:44:11Another rivalry which goes back to the heat.
00:44:15And the current scores on the doors.
00:44:17One, one!
00:44:19Last time Emily played hang tough, she didn't score anything.
00:44:22She looks good, though.
00:44:23It'll be determined to put that right here.
00:44:24Oh!
00:44:25Dynamite, though, has got her!
00:44:27Now this will spell trouble, surely!
00:44:29She's got her legs locked.
00:44:31Emily's family enjoying it a whole lot more than she must be.
00:44:34Might help if she gets two hands on one ring, preferably a red one.
00:44:39Who's shit-talking?
00:44:40Is Emily shit-talking?
00:44:41Oh!
00:44:42But not now!
00:44:47Somebody was saying something.
00:44:48Well, I loved hearing that chat.
00:44:51Dynamite actually asked,
00:44:52Do you want to go?
00:44:53And Emily said,
00:44:54Yeah, I do, I think.
00:44:55Eh.
00:44:57I'm not a fan of this one.
00:44:59I was doing some thumb walls to get my thumbs going, ready to grip on.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Didn't do the job, but
00:45:03I sort of just go as I please, sing a little song.
00:45:05Yeah, I mean, your swinging technique was good.
00:45:08Your swinging technique was good.
00:45:10You just happened to swing right into her.
00:45:13Millie, ugh, you gotta get something here, bro.
00:45:15And she is up against.
00:45:16Fire!
00:45:18Oh.
00:45:25It's not exactly a terrible matchup.
00:45:28Ready!
00:45:29I don't think there is one on the women's side, though, to be fair.
00:45:33Gladiator, ready!
00:45:39Yeah, I mean, you need full points here, bro.
00:45:43She's going to be down, what, seven seconds?
00:45:46Down there.
00:45:49You need to at least score.
00:45:59Oh, no.
00:46:00She doesn't have legs locked.
00:46:01She doesn't have it.
00:46:02She doesn't have it.
00:46:02She doesn't have it.
00:46:06Uh-oh.
00:46:09Straight back in to feel the heat of the Gladiator once more.
00:46:13Oh, oh, she's got it by a titty.
00:46:16She might slide off.
00:46:17Hold on, Millie.
00:46:18Hold on, Millie.
00:46:21Hold on, Millie.
00:46:22She's slipping.
00:46:24Hold on, Millie.
00:46:25She's motorboating it, but...
00:46:27Hold on.
00:46:33Hold on, Millie.
00:46:35Hold on, Millie.
00:46:39You got this.
00:46:40You're fine.
00:46:41All right.
00:46:44Good shit.
00:46:48That was some performance from Firefighter Millie.
00:46:53Fighting Fire and winning.
00:46:55Yeah, Fire couldn't get her upper body.
00:46:57She was fine, honestly.
00:46:59What a performance.
00:47:00I mean, you are a firefighter, and you fought Fire, and you come up to check.
00:47:04Finally, I needed to get my comeback.
00:47:07Fire.
00:47:07What a contender.
00:47:08Probably the only person that can take me down as a firefighter, so...
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:12Yeah, it's the gimmick.
00:47:13The best firefighter I could have.
00:47:15Congratulations.
00:47:15That is five ways to Millie.
00:47:18At the end of five events, Millie finishes on 19.
00:47:21Emily's on 30.
00:47:22We'll find out what that means for the Eliminator later on.
00:47:25That's not as bad.
00:47:32Josh, they don't want you to win, my brother.
00:47:34They don't want you to win.
00:47:38That last fucking event was the most blatant shit I've ever seen in my life.
00:47:41They don't want you to win.
00:47:43I do, but they don't.
00:47:47Contender ready!
00:47:52Gladiator ready!
00:47:57Three, two, one!
00:48:01It's Josh's debut on Handtuff, and it's his first time facing Apollo in a head-to-head battle.
00:48:08Apollo's getting his groove on.
00:48:10Okay.
00:48:11Josh wobbling a little bit.
00:48:13And it can be hard to rectify the situation when you start to shake.
00:48:17Oh, fuck, he's just going for it.
00:48:18And that will be about to get even harder.
00:48:20Ah, he's got you.
00:48:21We'll now set about the business and try to shake shots off.
00:48:33Oh, his fucking hand shit came loose.
00:48:35Apollo isn't the only god of poetry around here.
00:48:39I've been looking forward to doing that.
00:48:40Or is that like that on purpose?
00:48:42Yeah, it's like that on purpose.
00:48:44I don't know how to change direction when you're up there.
00:48:55Every game I've played, I've won now.
00:48:58So, look, if you're just tuning in at home, welcome to the Apollo Show.
00:49:03No, I've been here like 50 minutes, bro.
00:49:05But...
00:49:09I'm rooting for you, Josh.
00:49:18There's Steel.
00:49:21Where you been, bud?
00:49:25That's where Steel's getting fucked for some reason.
00:49:26Did you put somebody off, Steel?
00:49:28He's literally not booking you as much.
00:49:30Maybe he's hurt, too.
00:49:31I don't know.
00:49:32That's where Steel keeps getting the short end he's booking, which doesn't make any sense
00:49:36since considering him, he or her.
00:49:49She pissed somebody off, Steel.
00:49:52You got to heat with the boys?
00:50:00You win this, you won't have heat with me, I'll tell you that one.
00:50:03It's the drudge match we've been waiting for.
00:50:06Sean's making good progress, but he's got to be careful not to swing too close to Steel,
00:50:10who has one grab at him and now uses his legs and locks on.
00:50:15Oh, look at Sean.
00:50:16He's floundering around like a salmon talking a net.
00:50:19And Steel is going fishing.
00:50:23Team Shornado urge their hero to hang on.
00:50:26He's trying desperately to ring free, but Steel has got his hooks in.
00:50:31He doesn't, though.
00:50:32He's got the legs, but he can't get his arms on him.
00:50:35He'd have to jump on him.
00:50:38He doesn't really have the angle to get his arms.
00:50:41But it's only going to get tougher.
00:50:42Look how hard Steel's working.
00:50:47The countdown's on from set now.
00:50:48He can't really do much to him.
00:50:49Sean is showing us all that he's got a grip of...
00:50:51He's just kind of humping him.
00:50:53He's literally humping him.
00:50:54Three, two, one.
00:50:56He's hung on for five points.
00:50:59Absolutely magnificent.
00:51:01I mean, Steel wasn't...
00:51:03He was literally just humping him.
00:51:04Like, he didn't have the angle to get his arms around him.
00:51:06It was a brilliant battle every time.
00:51:09A showdown like their first, which ended in Sean, once again, scoring five.
00:51:13That was just a f***ing.
00:51:16You've got to be happy with that.
00:51:17I'm absolutely buzzing with that.
00:51:19Obviously, I had my back to him and he wrapped me up and I thought,
00:51:22No, no, I'm gone, I'm gone.
00:51:23But yeah, I managed to just hold on for a day like we were both screaming at us.
00:51:28What have you got on your hands?
00:51:30This heel, your grip is insanely strong.
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:33It felt like we were on there for ages.
00:51:34You're by far the hardest and toughest contender I've got on Hang Tough, so well done, bro.
00:51:38Yes!
00:51:40Five points to Sean!
00:51:42You got hate for me now, Steel.
00:51:44What a fight!
00:51:45You're hating everybody now.
00:51:47After five events, Sean finishes with a massive eight-point lead,
00:51:51which could be key going into the momentum.
00:51:52A massive eight-point lead, though.
00:51:55This is it!
00:51:57Ain't that only like four seconds?
00:51:59The winner of this will be racing into the grand final with a shot at Gladiator's glory.
00:52:04Oh, yes.
00:52:04Our contenders must draw on all their physical strength and sporting prowess.
00:52:08What about us?
00:52:09We just put our feet up and crack out the old fuck hole!
00:52:14I love this job.
00:52:15It's the Minimilator!
00:52:16Somebody's got to play that up.
00:52:18But they don't love that job.
00:52:19The Minimilator!
00:52:22So first off, it's the female contenders fighting it out for a place in the grand final.
00:52:27Ugh!
00:52:27Emily is 11 points ahead of Millie, and with each point being worth half a second,
00:52:32it means Emily has a five-and-a-half-second advantage.
00:52:35Yeah, that might be enough.
00:52:36For a place in the grand final.
00:52:40Contenders ready!
00:52:42I'm going to take Emily.
00:52:45Emily, you will go on my first whistle.
00:52:48Millie, you will go on my second whistle.
00:52:51Three, two, one!
00:52:54Emily is away.
00:52:56A little shake of the hands to get herself loose for the challenger head.
00:53:00And it's a really bright start.
00:53:02Now here comes Millie.
00:53:04Emily is already halfway up the rope, but that's proving to be a bit of a struggle for her.
00:53:09Wonder if Millie's seen that.
00:53:11She's catching up on Emily, who now moves sweetly across the overhead ladders.
00:53:17But there really isn't much in this.
00:53:20The form is with Emily.
00:53:22In their quarterfinals, Emily went through the eliminator in a much faster time than Millie.
00:53:28But then again, Millie has previous experience of winning the final event of the night.
00:53:33And she will not be giving this up.
00:53:34Oh, that was not a good jump.
00:53:37She almost fell.
00:53:50Good landing.
00:53:52That's all that stands between Emily and a place in the grand final.
00:53:56And she seems to have extended her way.
00:53:58Yeah, you're going to need a lot of help here, Millie.
00:54:00Skipping across the balance beam.
00:54:02Well done.
00:54:03Just line it up, Emily.
00:54:04You've got a lot of time.
00:54:05Now taking deep breaths.
00:54:07Line it up.
00:54:07If she can do the trouble later in a wanna, a place in the final is hers.
00:54:12Here goes Emily, keeping her balance.
00:54:14Trying to keep up with the power.
00:54:15Oh, no!
00:54:21Oh, Millie.
00:54:28Oh, Millie.
00:54:30I think she saw Emily miss and she freaked out.
00:54:35Damn.
00:54:37I think she was watching Emily and then saw her miss and then she fucking lost her concentration.
00:54:44Damn.
00:54:50And she did it in one, two.
00:54:52Oh, Millie.
00:54:53As quickly as she can.
00:54:54You could have had that.
00:54:56Second place.
00:54:56But she deserves a hearty cheer as well.
00:55:01Yeah, I think she was watching her.
00:55:04Well, Emily speaks several languages and knows the language of winning.
00:55:08Trevian, Emily.
00:55:10Wunderbar.
00:55:10Time to say hola to the grand final.
00:55:13What a battle that was.
00:55:15You have done the fire service proud.
00:55:18Yeah, honestly.
00:55:19Best experience of my life.
00:55:21When I saw Emily go up the first time, I thought, right, this is my time.
00:55:26But I put too much pressure on myself.
00:55:28Yeah.
00:55:29And fell off.
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:30So it just goes to show you've got to stay true.
00:55:32I knew it.
00:55:32She was watching her.
00:55:33Yeah, understood.
00:55:34Anything to say to your friends and family, Millie?
00:55:37Thank you so much to everyone that supported me.
00:55:40I love you all to bits.
00:55:41And I hope I've done you proud.
00:55:43You did good.
00:55:44And Emily, smash it.
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:46You did good.
00:55:47That's Millie, everyone.
00:55:51Emily, you are a Gladiators finalist.
00:55:58Anything to say to everyone?
00:56:00I mean, honestly, like.
00:56:01You had a great run.
00:56:02I sound like a broken record, but I'm so appreciative.
00:56:04The semifinal.
00:56:0630 points.
00:56:09Only a real fuck-up was that miss on Travelator, but a lot of people do that.
00:56:14Travelator's fucking tough, bro.
00:56:19She could.
00:56:24I'll see why not.
00:56:31Pure emotion from our female contenders.
00:56:33And after an incredible tournament, Emily earns her place in the grand final.
00:56:38That's a real interesting matchup.
00:56:41Who was victorious in last week's semifinal.
00:56:44And now it's time for the male contenders.
00:56:47Oh.
00:56:48I'm rooting for you, Josh.
00:56:50With each point being worth half a second.
00:56:51They don't want you to win, my brother.
00:56:53They don't want you to win.
00:56:56Four seconds ain't a lot.
00:56:57Four seconds ain't a lot.
00:56:59I'm going to take Josh.
00:57:04Sean, you will go on my first whistle.
00:57:07Josh, you will go on my second whistle.
00:57:10Three.
00:57:11Two.
00:57:12One.
00:57:19Yeah, how'd that go?
00:57:22Oh, man.
00:57:23Josh's already back in it.
00:57:23Let's go.
00:57:25Producers punch in the air.
00:57:26No, Josh.
00:57:27Get up there.
00:57:27Both missed the podium first time.
00:57:29Josh is pulling himself up second time around.
00:57:32Oh, man.
00:57:33The producers are throwing their fucking drinks.
00:57:36As we know from the quarterfinals, Josh is incredibly rapid across the Eliminator.
00:57:43And he's showing us it again.
00:57:45That was a really handy leap onto the net from Sean.
00:57:48But he's got himself stuck now.
00:57:50And his supporters, his friends, and family.
00:57:52It's fucking crazy how Josh lost the first fucking day in the heats, honestly.
00:58:00So that quarterfinals Eliminator was insane.
00:58:02And this one's insane so far, too.
00:58:05So damn it.
00:58:13Producers doing voodoo right now.
00:58:14I hope to God he slipped.
00:58:16They're doing voodoo crazy style.
00:58:17They're doing voodoo crazy style.
00:58:18It didn't work.
00:58:20Josh, slide it up.
00:58:21They're doing all the voodoo on you, my brother.
00:58:24They're doing incantations in the back.
00:58:26They're doing incantations in the back.
00:58:28They're doing the tanner.
00:58:28They're doing the tanner.
00:58:29Fuck you.
00:58:30Let's go.
00:58:34Let's fucking go.
00:58:37Ooh.
00:58:38Incantations.
00:58:39Incantations.
00:58:40Incantations.
00:58:43Yeah, I doubt it would be fucking nuts in your mouth.
00:58:50How about that?
00:58:52Well, Sean got in a spin from the start.
00:58:55Trademark spin, yeah?
00:58:57It was Josh who made it through to the grand final of Gladiators.
00:59:04Sean started the Eliminator, mate.
00:59:06I lost my four-second advantage straight away.
00:59:08But you know, these things happen.
00:59:10And you've got to fight against them.
00:59:12But this has been one of the best experiences of my life.
00:59:14And, you know, although I didn't win today, I got to the semifinals.
00:59:18And that was my initial goal coming on this show.
00:59:21Yeah, and I'll probably let you back.
00:59:22You're an absolute superstar, mate.
00:59:24You've made your family and all your friends so proud, Sean.
00:59:27You've got a message for them.
00:59:28I love you to bits.
00:59:29And without you, I couldn't have done this.
00:59:30I'll probably make him a Gladiator.
00:59:31Make him Viber's young boy.
00:59:52I'll probably make him a gladiator.
00:59:57I'll probably make him a Viber's young boy.
00:59:59Really appreciate it.
01:00:00Just hope I get some points in the final.
01:00:02Can I just start one of these by a head start?
01:00:04I think you've done your family so proud.
01:00:06You do got to do better at events, bro.
01:00:07Your brother Max loves the show.
01:00:08But I mean, he beat Tyler last time, so.
01:00:10And now he can see his big brother on the final of Gladiators, my friend.
01:00:13That's Josh, our finalist!
01:00:22So there we have it.
01:00:23After tonight's win, our male finalist lineup is now complete.
01:00:27And it's Josh, who joins Tyler in the Gladiators' Grand Final 2026.
01:00:34Oh, wow, wow, wow.
01:00:36What a contest.
01:00:38After weeks of fierce competition.
01:00:40It's weird.
01:00:41They're both replacements, but I feel like they both deserve to be there.
01:00:44But to win the crown, they still have to get past our mighty Gladiators.
01:00:50Trust me, the Grand Final is going to be epic.
01:00:53It's going to be emotional.
01:00:54But above all, it's going to be good.
01:00:57The Gladiators!
01:00:59Producers punch in the air, crazy.
01:01:01Could you take on the Gladiators?
01:01:03No, I could not.
01:01:05Brother, thank God for that.
01:01:08I have never seen something.
01:01:10I have never seen a more blatant fixing than the fucking Heat 4 of this.
01:01:16That was the most blatant bullshit I've ever seen in my life.
01:01:19They give him Viper.
01:01:21They have Viper throw on purpose.
01:01:24And then give Josh Hammer.
01:01:26Like that.
01:01:28You cannot fucking tell me that that was not a fixing.
01:01:33I mean, you can tell me if you want.
01:01:36But I'm not on your side because you're wrong.
01:01:40Well, I guess that was the most blatant shit I've ever seen in my whole life.
01:01:46They wanted Sean to win so fucking bad and they weren't even hiding it.
01:01:52I mean, thank God Josh whooped that ass on the Elimiter, bro.
01:01:57Thank God.
01:01:58I mean, I have confidence in Tyler even if he didn't.
01:02:02But, whew, buddy.
01:02:04I mean, just thank God for that, man.
01:02:10I'm so glad Josh didn't let me down.
01:02:13How the hell did he lose in the Heat, man?
01:02:16I'm going to have to watch it back and see.
01:02:18Because I know he was Jason Finn, right?
01:02:20Finn was really good, to be fair.
01:02:23Um, but, I mean, his Eliminator, these last two, just fucking unbelievable.
01:02:29I mean, I think he might have been down huge to Finn.
01:02:32That might have been it.
01:02:34Um, but, I mean, yeah, these last two Eliminators were just crazy for him.
01:02:40Uh, on the women's side, yeah, I mean,
01:02:45Millie didn't do as well on the events and Emily had a great run.
01:02:49And even so, Millie could have had it and she got caught watching.
01:02:52She, she really could have had it at the end.
01:02:55She had an opportunity, but, yeah.
01:02:58She was, she, yeah.
01:03:02Caught Starseon.
01:03:03That's a shame.
01:03:04That's a shame.
01:03:05That's, that's how it goes, though.
01:03:07You know, you gotta keep your head in the game, ultimately.
01:03:09And, yeah.
01:03:10Uh, Emily and Naomi should be a very, very interesting matchup.
01:03:14Both these finals matchups are interesting.
01:03:16Just, I beg you.
01:03:18I fucking beg you.
01:03:20Please do not do fucking Powerball in this final, bro.
01:03:24Please don't do it.
01:03:26It happens every fucking year.
01:03:28Somebody gets fucking hurt.
01:03:30We can't do it again.
01:03:31And, I mean, the both, again, both the male contenders are already replacements.
01:03:35Like.
01:03:37Oh, no.
01:03:38Actually.
01:03:39Fuck.
01:03:40I just realized they're playing.
01:03:41They're gonna do Powerball.
01:03:42They're trying to get Sean back in.
01:03:47Oh, no.
01:03:50Fuck.
01:03:51I just cracked the code.
01:03:54Shit.
01:03:56They're gonna do Powerball in hopes of getting Sean back in.
01:04:00Oh, no.
01:04:01Because you know he's gonna be the backup.
01:04:04It's not gonna be Finn.
01:04:05It's gonna be Sean.
01:04:08Oh, God.
01:04:13Oh, no.
01:04:14Oh, I'm scared now.
01:04:16Oh, God.
01:04:17I just cried.
01:04:18I didn't.
01:04:19Oh.
01:04:20This show's fucking scripted.
01:04:23All right.
01:04:24Well, I'll see you back here next week for the fucking final.
01:04:27That is gonna do it for me today, though.
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