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00:00:04So I'm putting this fish on for the second time, so I just got asses out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody in my room?
00:00:20Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Stay on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Yeah!
00:00:54You never get far.
00:00:56It's just my birthmark.
00:00:59Do you want me to stop, Timmy?
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:01I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:11I'm a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:14I need grandkids.
00:02:15I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:18I need to go now.
00:02:19I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:31Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:33Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Well, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection.
00:02:52Your best, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found your big Christmas light.
00:02:57She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:03We can't have her know.
00:03:03You're the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll check out the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off in her bag.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26See, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:29It's just for Christmas.
00:03:30But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:33Where's my real one?
00:03:42I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:54Daddy!
00:03:55No!
00:03:56What?
00:04:03Daddy!
00:04:04No!
00:04:05I'm sorry.
00:04:07I'm not your dad.
00:04:08No, I know you're my dad.
00:04:10You're just as handsome as I am.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Mommy, hurry, your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:23I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:27He's gorgeous.
00:04:34Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:37She's waiting for the coffee shop.
00:04:39Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:40You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:44So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:46See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:49Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:50What's your name?
00:04:52Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:54Max, Aurelius.
00:04:56Eva.
00:04:57Maybe we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:02I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:04I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:08So, for our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:14$1,000 an hour?
00:05:16Well, yeah.
00:05:18It's $500 a day.
00:05:20Is that enough?
00:05:21That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:23Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:24That's when I agreed with the agency.
00:05:27You can make $2,000 over the week.
00:05:29Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:31Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:36And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:43So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:46Fine.
00:05:47But she'd have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Deal.
00:05:56Ready to go get married?
00:06:12Wow.
00:06:13Is it nice?
00:06:14This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:17Pictures.
00:06:20Pictures.
00:06:26Baga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:48I think we got it.
00:06:54Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:57To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Of course.
00:07:13Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:15From my family.
00:07:25Bad news, boss.
00:07:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:31Why, she bailed.
00:07:32Then who is she?
00:07:36Who is she?
00:07:39Whatever.
00:07:40It doesn't matter.
00:07:42I've got what I need.
00:07:45Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:47I already found someone.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:57Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:59Christmas shopping?
00:08:00I should come.
00:08:02Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:08:06I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:08It'll make it more believable.
00:08:10It'll make it more believable.
00:08:13Fine.
00:08:14Yeah, fine.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:15We can help.
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:25Which one are we going to?
00:08:26Oh, no.
00:08:27Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35What the actual fuck?
00:08:42Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:47Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:53She does kind of look like him.
00:08:58So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:04Yeah, they're from you.
00:09:06They're going to love you, Max.
00:09:09Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:22Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:24No, no.
00:09:25Definitely not.
00:09:26And absolutely no...
00:09:27Sex?
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30This is strictly business.
00:09:32Anything physical outside of us not having it.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:40I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:54Here.
00:09:55What are you doing?
00:09:55I'd never let my woman pick up the tap.
00:10:00Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:07Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:1050% off pies?
00:10:12Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:1412 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:15They're the best kind.
00:10:17Hurry up and go.
00:10:18Go.
00:10:18What are you standing here for?
00:10:21Hello there.
00:10:22Hi.
00:10:23You ready?
00:10:23Yes.
00:10:24Yeah, just two things.
00:10:24Okay, great.
00:10:26We have a holiday special today.
00:10:28Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short.
00:10:32$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:34Oh, great.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:38Can you get a move on?
00:10:40I just got here.
00:10:42Relax.
00:10:43Yeah, yeah.
00:10:46Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:48Okay, thank you.
00:10:51Hurry up and pay.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:55I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:57You can wait your turn.
00:11:03Damn.
00:11:04My fake wife has some fire in it.
00:11:18Hi, guys.
00:11:22I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:30Thank you so much.
00:11:31Of course.
00:11:32I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:34She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:36Don't worry.
00:11:36I have enough for everybody.
00:11:38Just to give it away.
00:11:41Merry Christmas.
00:11:42Merry Christmas.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48Do you do that often?
00:11:50As often as I can.
00:11:56We shall.
00:11:57I gotta make a paper.
00:12:01Hey, watch out.
00:12:22You done feeling me up?
00:12:25Shut up.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:26I was just in character.
00:12:27Why is he?
00:12:28Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:35And don't be late.
00:12:48Harrison Group?
00:12:50Did you do construction for them or something?
00:12:53Sort of.
00:12:54Not that I'm judging.
00:12:55I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat most of us alive.
00:13:01Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:04I think that's respectable.
00:13:07Can we pick another company?
00:13:08No.
00:13:10Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:11I mean, they'll find it impressive.
00:13:13My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:14So, perfect.
00:13:20Oh, and, uh, there's something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:24Don't worry.
00:13:24Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:26I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:30Too much.
00:13:52So, Sam, it's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:55Oh, you're covered in water, you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:00It's my daughter's.
00:14:02It's my daughter's.
00:14:04Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:23Hey, there they are!
00:14:27Oh, Dad.
00:14:29Aren't you, Mabel?
00:14:30Oh, I missed you.
00:14:32So, where's this mysterious husband that we heard all about?
00:14:36He's coming.
00:14:37Please don't tell me that Christmas failed.
00:14:40It's good.
00:14:40It's good.
00:14:42So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:46When's he arriving?
00:14:47Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:52Poor thing.
00:14:53Not surprising.
00:14:54I mean, she's 30.
00:14:56Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:59Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:05This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:09Auntie Pamela?
00:15:10Daddy?
00:15:11My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:14We're only worried about you.
00:15:16All these years without a husband.
00:15:19Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:20Ugh.
00:15:21You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:24And look what happened.
00:15:25She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:29I'm not alone.
00:15:30Mm-hmm.
00:15:32And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:37He's a manager.
00:15:39Manager?
00:15:40Of what?
00:15:42Trash.
00:15:44Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:48You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:51Actually, he's right here.
00:15:57Oh, wow.
00:15:59Wow.
00:16:00He is really good looking.
00:16:03Ah, must be AI.
00:16:05Mm-hmm.
00:16:06Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:09Fake.
00:16:10That's enough.
00:16:11She's our daughter, and your niece shows some respect.
00:16:14Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:16:20and you turned him down?
00:16:22Well, guess what?
00:16:23William works for the Harrison group now.
00:16:26It's 500 grand a year.
00:16:29That's half a million.
00:16:31Half a million.
00:16:33Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:36And speak of the devil.
00:16:41Willie, you made it.
00:16:54There you are.
00:16:56Oh, look at you now.
00:16:59Living the dream.
00:17:01Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:03Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:08So, Marion, huh?
00:17:11Is it serious?
00:17:13That's what marriage is.
00:17:14It's pretty serious.
00:17:16Wow.
00:17:17You must have rushed the time to night, huh?
00:17:20Makes sense, though.
00:17:21Well, you not being a hotman thing anymore.
00:17:24Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:27Oh, boy, gosh, Willie.
00:17:30Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison group ladder.
00:17:33That's right.
00:17:35Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:38I wouldn't love a man in red.
00:17:42Sexy.
00:17:43Like Santa Claus.
00:17:44Would I sit on my lap?
00:17:46Don't touch me.
00:17:48Oh, so entitled.
00:17:50Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:54And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:58I mean, look at that car.
00:18:01Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:04I'm sick of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison group money.
00:18:08Get you nobody, husband.
00:18:10And marry me instead.
00:18:12I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on birth.
00:18:20My mom would never marry security I love, and he's going to kick your butt.
00:18:29Is that so?
00:18:30Well, then, where is he?
00:18:32Why? Because I don't see him.
00:18:35Does anyone see him?
00:18:38No.
00:18:39Just like I thought.
00:18:41Family lies just like Mommy.
00:18:44That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:47And let me show you what happens, not in children.
00:18:52Hey, Mommy.
00:18:54Is it okay?
00:18:56See this?
00:18:57Oh, my God.
00:18:58Let me take her in and get her past love, okay?
00:19:00Come on.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:03What's the matter with you?
00:19:06How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:10Let me go.
00:19:11Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:16Let me go!
00:19:32Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:40Max, the king.
00:19:41Max, the king.
00:19:42Oh, my sweet.
00:19:45Where's Piper?
00:19:47William Hare?
00:19:49Long death, take her inside.
00:19:51Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:54Well, well, well.
00:19:55It isn't a waste, manager.
00:19:57I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:58out. That's right. Now I'm about to take out the trash. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, it's an
00:20:08honor to meet you. I'm Max. Eva told us all about you. From New York, polite, handsome,
00:20:14just like she said. Wow. He was an AI. See? He's real. And he's more of a man here than
00:20:24the one you ever dreamed to be. You son of a bitch. You just rolled my suit. And what's
00:20:29the way that you drive that pristine automobile? That car? Oh my god. That's worth more than
00:20:36a house. That car? It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:45Wait. From you?
00:20:50Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband. And that's all he needs to know. I'm not here
00:20:56to put on a show for anyone. You really are, Grandma, aren't you? You stole it. That car
00:21:02belongs to the CEO of my company. Jesus. How did he get away with it? That's what I want
00:21:07to know. Enough, please. I'm just my daughter. She will never marry a girl. Max, be honest
00:21:18with me. Where did that car come from? I'm just the one for you. I'll pee you. We'll
00:21:25leave in your wig at three light times. Sir, you need a breath a minute.
00:21:32All right, attention. I'm calling the cops. Oh, way ahead of you. Wait. What? Are you
00:21:39feeling nervous, Eva? Oh, well. Too late.
00:21:50Listen, I believe you. But how could Max afford a car like that? Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:59It's my car. It's not stolen. Yeah? If it's yours, then prove it. Thank you. Cops will
00:22:06be here in 15 minutes. Enjoy Christmas behind bars. Okay. I'll prove that it's mine. But
00:22:12then you have to get lost. And never show your face around my wife or child again. Oh, so
00:22:18you're a tough guy, huh? Well, I hope they served eggnog in prison. Loser. Say one more
00:22:23word. Now give him a real reason to take me in. Jesus. Maybe he is a crime boss. He's
00:22:31kind of sexy, though. Here. Title and proof of ownership. Mr. Harrison? Mr. Harrison?
00:22:53Mr. Harrison? Wait a while. Merry Christmas, Willie. Now get the fuck out of here before
00:23:01I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole. Yes, sir. I'm so sorry, sir. Please, sir.
00:23:20Oh, that William. What a jerk, huh? You fooled me. What can I say? Let's not let this little
00:23:27misunderstanding ruin the holidays. Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas? Okay. We were
00:23:34just looking out for you. Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison. You know my youngest son is
00:23:39graduating soon. Do you think that you could help him get us out in the door? A job at the
00:23:46Harrison Group even in the mail room would open doors. We are family, aren't we? Family
00:23:52takes care of each other. You guys want a job at the Harrison Group? You can put in an application
00:23:58like everyone else. Abby, Gail, come on. Talk to her for us. Didn't you just say that
00:24:04my daughter was undateable? Yeah. I think we did take care of your own issues first. My daughter
00:24:10is just far too busy in your best life for my new son. Come on, guys. Let's go in. Welcome
00:24:27to the Harrison Group. This is your fault, Pam. You can't tell the difference between AI and
00:24:32reality. My fault. You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, will you?
00:24:44Hey, how do you have that car? And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group? And how do
00:24:52you
00:24:52count? I told you. I work for Harrison Group, remember? I have a friend in high places.
00:24:58A friend who just hands your keys to a million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:03Yes. It's the season of giving. He knows people, has connections. He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:11You're a crime boss, aren't you? Yeah, you best not forget it, the bish.
00:25:15Oh, my God. Just don't hold your cover.
00:25:19Dad! Mom! Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:24Oh, honey. We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:25:31I think they did it, hon.
00:25:34Uh, how's the pipe right now?
00:25:36Oh, she's fine. Well, you guys just get settled in and, uh, we will go check on her.
00:25:41And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the street.
00:25:46Great.
00:25:47Great. See you in a bit.
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:55Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:00Relax. It was just a hug.
00:26:05Oh, we just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:08You'll be okay. It's just one week.
00:26:11Only now.
00:26:12Well, there would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:19What are you doing?
00:26:22That's weird.
00:26:23They were so muddy that he just a second had gotten in.
00:26:26I don't know, something just smells off.
00:26:28That's ridiculous.
00:26:30I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:26:31Oh, thank you, I'm promised a good one.
00:26:34I'll see you.
00:26:35Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:26:37Later.
00:26:44Here we go.
00:26:47Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:49Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:52To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:56Welcome.
00:26:58Cheers.
00:26:58Thank you, Smith.
00:27:00Looks great.
00:27:00Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:03I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:27:07But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:11Ooh.
00:27:12Oh, no.
00:27:13Mom's testing him.
00:27:14She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:16You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:23Oh, she's...
00:27:24Eva, sweetie.
00:27:26Kicking my foot.
00:27:27Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:28I...
00:27:28Oh, jeez.
00:27:30Oh, she...
00:27:32It's okay.
00:27:33Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:35I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:5012 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:27:52The best kind
00:27:55Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie
00:27:57See? Are you happy now?
00:28:01That's good, but something still falls off
00:28:03Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:06We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other
00:28:12But our marriage is real
00:28:14I guess your mom was just watching too many of those real short shows
00:28:18Ah, now those are quality
00:28:22Okay, well, then answer this
00:28:25Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:29Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:33I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:28:36Well, um, it's...
00:28:39Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:28:42Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her
00:28:45Silly face
00:28:47I am not paying extra for this
00:28:49Consider it a Christmas Eve
00:28:51You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:58Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:29:00There is a lot of garbage out there
00:29:02And I'm not just talking about William
00:29:08So come on, guys, let's eat
00:29:23And this is where y'all will be staying
00:29:25I have another room set up for Piper
00:29:29Nice and festive for you
00:29:31No complications, ma'am
00:29:33Sorry, honey
00:29:34Mom, you know what?
00:29:36I should stay with Piper tonight
00:29:37Oh, honey
00:29:39Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:29:42Oh, I just remembered
00:29:44The city's turning the water off at 10
00:29:46Something about water conservation
00:29:48That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:50Or 15 minutes?
00:29:53Honey, it's no big deal
00:29:54Just shower together
00:29:57Shower together?
00:30:01Just shower together
00:30:02Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:30:09You heard it
00:30:31Wow, why are you stripping?
00:30:35Well, I can't take a shower and your clothes on
00:30:37Come on, we're wasting time
00:30:40Nice try
00:30:41I am not showering with you
00:30:42All right, suit yourself
00:30:44Or move to me
00:30:46Not that I meet you here first
00:31:04One less
00:31:06Get out of the way
00:31:08You agree, you agree with me
00:31:10You're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:31:11The way
00:31:12Relax
00:31:13I won't touch you
00:31:15Unless you say you want me to
00:31:19It'll cost us true
00:31:30In your dreams
00:31:31You're free to join me
00:32:01You're free to call for me
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:32:05Oh yeah?
00:32:20Holy shit
00:32:26I just wanted to be hard with my dog
00:32:29I'll say
00:32:30What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:33So I'll say
00:32:34I'll say
00:32:34I'll say
00:32:35I'll say
00:32:36I'll say
00:32:37I'll say
00:32:37Maybe
00:32:39I'll say
00:32:39I won't tell
00:32:49Maybe we should
00:32:51God, you're such a good kisser
00:32:53Why does this feel so
00:32:57Familiar
00:33:14Max, we cannot do this
00:33:16What?
00:33:17I didn't mean to
00:33:18Cross any
00:33:19It's not you, Max
00:33:20It's us
00:33:20It's this
00:33:21This is all an ass
00:33:22Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:33:25You're right
00:33:28I'm sorry
00:33:29You need to be sorry
00:33:31Just
00:33:40Earthmark
00:33:46What is that?
00:33:48It's him
00:33:49The man from New Year's
00:33:50Is he
00:33:52Piper's father?
00:33:56Why are you acting?
00:34:00Oh my god
00:34:01Max is Piper's father
00:34:04Are you okay?
00:34:05Yeah
00:34:06I just
00:34:07I just got my head in
00:34:09I think I just need a few more minutes
00:34:11I'll um
00:34:14Of course
00:34:18We have a daughter together
00:34:19Oh my god
00:34:21What do I do?
00:34:28I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:34:30You can take the bed
00:34:32Thanks
00:34:35Hey
00:34:37Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:39Look, fake marriage aside
00:34:40I'm your husband for the next few days
00:34:42So if there's something you need
00:34:44I can help
00:34:46I want to help
00:34:48He's Piper's father
00:34:49He has a right to know
00:34:52Um
00:34:52Max
00:34:55How would you feel
00:34:56If you found out
00:34:57You had a kid?
00:35:02A child?
00:35:03No, no, no
00:35:04That's
00:35:05That's impossible
00:35:06I'm
00:35:06Very
00:35:07Careful
00:35:09Mostly
00:35:11I just mean
00:35:12I'm not the type of guy
00:35:13To sleep around
00:35:14Family to me
00:35:15Is a big commitment
00:35:16And
00:35:17I don't want any loose ends
00:35:19You know?
00:35:20Right
00:35:22You wouldn't want a kid
00:35:23Tying him down
00:35:24I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:35:27Why do you ask?
00:35:29No reason
00:35:30Just
00:35:30Just curious
00:35:32I feel like you're
00:35:34Going somewhere with this
00:35:35What?
00:35:37No
00:35:38Well then
00:35:39Can I ask you a question?
00:35:42Shoot
00:35:47Where did you get these?
00:35:49And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:52I didn't get those
00:35:54I don't know where those came from
00:35:55Are you sure?
00:35:56You're just not trying to
00:35:58Break the contract
00:36:01Oh my god
00:36:02Come on
00:36:03Come on
00:36:04Come on
00:36:04Come on
00:36:16Theon
00:36:16The truth is
00:36:18Is that I
00:36:22Come on
00:36:23Come on
00:36:24Just a second
00:36:25Come in
00:36:28Hey hon
00:36:29Oh
00:36:30Sorry for interrupting
00:36:31But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:36:35Before I tuck her in
00:36:36You need to take this one dad
00:36:37Or
00:36:38Kind of in the middle of something
00:36:40I can see that
00:36:42Well
00:36:42Why don't I read it to her
00:36:43I mean if you don't
00:36:45If you don't mind
00:36:46Well
00:36:47I don't want
00:36:47You know what
00:36:48Just put a shirt on
00:36:49I'm gonna go get her
00:36:51Piper
00:36:51Here comes grandpa
00:36:56He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:57To his team
00:36:58Give a whistle
00:36:59And away they all flew
00:37:01Like the down of a thistle
00:37:03But I heard him exclaim
00:37:05As he drove out of sight
00:37:07Merry Christmas to all
00:37:09And to all
00:37:11A good night
00:37:15If Piper knew
00:37:16He was her real dad
00:37:17She'd be over the moon
00:37:19Good night Piper
00:37:24Is her dad still around
00:37:25Yeah
00:37:27But he doesn't know it
00:37:28Because
00:37:29You're her dad
00:37:30Uh no
00:37:31That man has
00:37:33No idea
00:37:34What a treasure
00:37:36He's gonna see on
00:37:40Do you really think so
00:37:42From the bottom of my heart
00:37:45Maybe I should tell him
00:37:46He deserves to know
00:37:54Max
00:37:58You are Piper's father
00:38:07I'll tell you
00:38:08Other times
00:38:08Right
00:38:34Where's Piper
00:38:36She must have snuck off
00:38:37While we were asleep
00:39:05She's gonna kiss him around
00:39:06How am I working
00:39:12Yeah
00:39:13This
00:39:14I remember this
00:39:25Good morning you two love bugs
00:39:29How was your stay
00:39:30At Chateau Smith
00:39:32Good morning with Smith
00:39:34It was great
00:39:35Wonderful
00:39:36Well it's about to get even better
00:39:41Oh no
00:39:41What is that?
00:39:43Sardines and saltines
00:39:44It's a Smith family classic
00:39:46It was my grand grand's favorite
00:39:48During wartime
00:39:49Don't be shy
00:39:50Go ahead
00:39:51Grab a handful
00:39:53Max
00:39:54Max you don't have to
00:39:55No no
00:39:55It's okay
00:39:56It's a Smith family staple
00:39:59It's over there
00:40:18Good?
00:40:19Good?
00:40:20You're good.
00:40:22Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:25You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:29Can I, um,
00:40:31can I have some water, please?
00:40:32That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:40:34and her brood this year.
00:40:36What's the deal with that?
00:40:37Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:40Says Piper's a fatherless brat,
00:40:43and I'm...
00:40:44Hey, don't worry.
00:40:46I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:51Better have Sam on standby tonight,
00:40:53just in case.
00:40:54Well,
00:40:56looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:41:09Wait, that earring.
00:41:11Wait, that earring.
00:41:14You like it?
00:41:15I was so bummed when I lost the match you won years ago.
00:41:18Did you, was it, seven years ago?
00:41:21I don't really remember the details,
00:41:23but luckily I was able to find a new parent.
00:41:27Right.
00:41:28It's just a common earring.
00:41:30Anyone can have it.
00:41:31Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:33She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:37So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:42But Mary said that Ava got married.
00:41:45What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:49An aging single mom.
00:41:51Slim pickings.
00:41:53I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:55That explains it.
00:41:57She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:59Come on, please, Miranda.
00:42:01Come on.
00:42:02Ava is your niece.
00:42:03Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:42:05Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:42:09Her track record speaks for itself.
00:42:11Exactly.
00:42:12Not like my Sierra.
00:42:13Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:42:18Oh!
00:42:20They're here!
00:42:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:28Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:29Merry Christmas.
00:42:31You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:33I am.
00:42:34I'm Eva's husband.
00:42:36Max, pleasure to meet you.
00:42:37Welcome.
00:42:38You're Eva's husband.
00:42:41But you're gorgeous.
00:42:45But is Christmas you?
00:42:47Look at you two.
00:42:48You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:42:50Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:53This is for Max and I.
00:42:55Oh, my goodness.
00:42:56I actually need that.
00:42:57Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:43:00Oops.
00:43:01Oh, my bad.
00:43:02Oh, a homemade gift.
00:43:04How thrifty.
00:43:06Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:43:09Mommy's right.
00:43:10You need a little hat.
00:43:11You little.
00:43:14You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:43:17We will lose yours.
00:43:18Oh, you think you broke my wrist.
00:43:22Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:24My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:27He could ruin your butt.
00:43:42Hi, are you okay?
00:43:44I'm fine.
00:43:44I'm just a light time.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:46It's okay.
00:43:47It's okay.
00:43:49What are you?
00:43:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:55Did you just slap me?
00:43:57Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:59You're a fucking psycho.
00:44:01You know what, Sierra?
00:44:01I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:44:07You're family.
00:44:08She needs me.
00:44:14You're okay, honey.
00:44:15Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:44:18Do something.
00:44:19You don't know who you're messing with.
00:44:21I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:44:24Oh, wow.
00:44:25I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:30Look, you don't have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:33Let's call him.
00:44:34I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:37Please.
00:44:38Who do you think you are?
00:44:41Enough!
00:44:43There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:44:46Fine, Dad.
00:44:48Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:50They're just jealous.
00:44:53For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:55A thank you?
00:44:57A Nathan?
00:44:58A thank you.
00:44:59I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:45:03Do you want me to get the other key?
00:45:04All right, that's enough.
00:45:05Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:45:29Is this a joke?
00:45:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:33Hold it.
00:45:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:42My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:50Well, three times the price, 50 times the flavor, and you don't get a single bite.
00:45:57It's just petty.
00:45:58Maybe so.
00:46:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:04Fine.
00:46:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:08Come on, let's go.
00:46:09No, no.
00:46:10Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:16I know, dear.
00:46:17I just want to have our family together.
00:46:20Fine.
00:46:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:24Our strays are a bitch.
00:46:25What was that?
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:32Fine.
00:46:33We'll stay.
00:46:35Can I have a little napole?
00:46:37It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:38We'll get something right after.
00:46:40Like drive-thru?
00:46:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:50No, sweetie.
00:46:51Ow.
00:46:52Sweetie, are you okay?
00:46:54Yes, please.
00:46:55You hit my child.
00:46:56You're fucking crazy.
00:46:58Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:05Don't worry, baby.
00:47:07I'll handle it.
00:47:09Don't worry, baby.
00:47:11I'll handle it.
00:47:16I...
00:47:17Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:24Give me two minutes.
00:47:25I want a phone call.
00:47:27As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:30Actually, I do.
00:47:32He's such a liar.
00:47:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:34Oh, it will be.
00:47:39Sam.
00:47:40Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:44I'm already on my way.
00:47:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:51I'm already on my way.
00:47:55You hear this guy?
00:47:56He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:47:59From Antarctica.
00:48:01Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:04His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:06Well, thanks.
00:48:08Why do I keep...
00:48:09Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:10Santa's already on the swing.
00:48:13Actually...
00:48:13Five...
00:48:15Four...
00:48:17Three...
00:48:18Two...
00:48:19One...
00:48:22A helicopter?
00:48:30There's no way.
00:48:36How did you hold us off?
00:48:38Sam is like family.
00:48:39I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:41Thanks, boss.
00:48:43Boss?
00:48:44Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:46Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:48Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:53I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:56You're...
00:48:57CEO?
00:48:58Of Harrison Group?
00:48:59Mm-hmm.
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:05You can stop kidding around.
00:49:07You're a CEO.
00:49:08Why would you be here?
00:49:09I'm interviewing my husband.
00:49:11I actually am the CEO.
00:49:13Come on.
00:49:13You can stop the charade.
00:49:15Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:49:18Eva?
00:49:19I'm not pretending.
00:49:21Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:49:35How is this possible?
00:49:37This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:43Who are you?
00:49:45I told you.
00:49:46Eva's husband.
00:49:48That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:51Wait.
00:49:51No.
00:49:52Hold on.
00:49:54You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:59You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:02Some of the small ones.
00:50:04I mean, you know that.
00:50:06You work for me.
00:50:07Oh, God.
00:50:08I insulted my own boss.
00:50:10I'm finished.
00:50:16Oh, God.
00:50:18I insulted my own boss.
00:50:20I'm finished.
00:50:21Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:23Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:25Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:27For tonight, you're she sits.
00:50:30And with that, you're Karina.
00:50:33You're fired.
00:50:34Fired?
00:50:35Sam?
00:50:39You're fired?
00:50:41God.
00:50:41I can't be fired.
00:50:44What?
00:50:46Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:47You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:49Please.
00:50:50Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:50:52Guys, I got the trash.
00:51:00And you.
00:51:01Oh, me?
00:51:03Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:05That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:06A family tradition.
00:51:08Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:11Sam?
00:51:15Will you do me the honors?
00:51:19Gladly.
00:51:23Merry Christmas.
00:51:27Father, do something.
00:51:30Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:32I'm leaving.
00:51:34I'm getting her favorite.
00:51:42Come on, sweetie.
00:51:43Daddy, have a crab line just for you.
00:51:46Eat as much as you want.
00:51:47Yes, daddy.
00:51:51I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:54It just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:56Honestly?
00:51:58This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:00Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:02Just like this.
00:52:04Does he really mean that?
00:52:06Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:08I can't tell.
00:52:09And that terrifies me.
00:52:16Merry Christmas, Mr. Harrison.
00:52:17I brought you a gift.
00:52:18Here's the fraternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:26Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:30Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:33Tell me everything.
00:52:34Miss Elizabeth?
00:52:35Single mother, small town gal.
00:52:38Didn't finish high school.
00:52:39Currently works for me, too.
00:52:40Oh, Maximus.
00:52:41I thought I raised you better.
00:52:43A high school dropout?
00:52:46In the Harrison family?
00:52:49Not a chance.
00:52:53She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:57Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:58Silence.
00:52:59Get me the address where she works.
00:53:01It's Happy Hills on Broadway.
00:53:03That's nice.
00:53:04We own that one.
00:53:06Good work.
00:53:08That's a stupid hat.
00:53:20Thanks.
00:53:21So your dad insisted that I try this one.
00:53:23I've been saving for 20 years.
00:53:27Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:29Yeah, how about you?
00:53:34Me?
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:37Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:43Eva?
00:53:54That birthmark.
00:53:55Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:02Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:54:04So much we're not telling each other.
00:54:08No feelings, no complications.
00:54:10That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:11Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:14Max.
00:54:15Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:18It's cold.
00:54:20Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:23Max.
00:54:26I need to tell you something.
00:54:30Something important.
00:54:31What's gotten into her?
00:54:33Is she hiding something?
00:54:35It's just the part where you tell me there's no Santa.
00:54:39I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:44Hyper is...
00:54:47Hyper is...
00:54:48Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:51Sweetie.
00:54:52Oh, my gosh.
00:54:53I'm so swollen.
00:54:54Must have been when that whip smacked her with a fork earlier.
00:54:57Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:58Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:55:02Come on, buddy.
00:55:06Okay, let me see.
00:55:10I promise I won't let anybody hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:15That's not true.
00:55:16You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:21Daddy!
00:55:22No!
00:55:23What?
00:55:28What?
00:55:29What?
00:55:29What?
00:55:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:55:35Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:39Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:41Really?
00:55:41Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:46You think it will scar?
00:55:52I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:54Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:56I have one, too.
00:55:58Dad.
00:55:59I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:02Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:05Really?
00:56:05No way.
00:56:07No.
00:56:07It was actually a cactus.
00:56:09But it's still cool.
00:56:12I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:18Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:20My mom thought I had that when I was born.
00:56:28And how old are you?
00:56:29Six.
00:56:31Six?
00:56:31That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:34Okay, I found the first day a kid.
00:56:36Elar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:41What do I even say?
00:56:42Wait, and how do I mean it's a Piper?
00:56:45Sorry, honey.
00:56:46This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:50Um, yeah.
00:56:54Can I see your hands, sweetie?
00:56:56Eva.
00:57:01Okay, look.
00:57:07Piper is...
00:57:11Go on.
00:57:18That must be an emergency.
00:57:21Excuse me.
00:57:22Sorry.
00:57:23I'm serious.
00:57:30Wait, are you okay?
00:57:32Yeah.
00:57:34Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:37I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:42Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:45I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:48She's a high school dropout.
00:57:50Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:53And she's only finished to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:57Max.
00:57:57That man has no idea what the treasure is.
00:58:02He's missing out on them.
00:58:06I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:07You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:58:09Your mother would take her away.
00:58:11After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:15Eva?
00:58:17Maximus?
00:58:18Are you even listening to me?
00:58:20No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:21I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:23Eva's my wife.
00:58:24And I made up my mind.
00:58:25I'm not leaving her.
00:58:34See?
00:58:35Here I go.
00:58:39Oh, thank you.
00:58:40This is for you, Grandma.
00:58:46Oh, wow.
00:58:48That's so beautiful.
00:58:50Derek, this is from Eva.
00:58:54Oh, you're so welcome.
00:58:56Just a plunge.
00:59:00Oh, man.
00:59:04What?
00:59:04That's incredible language.
00:59:07So here's.
00:59:13Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:15It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:17Yeah, what's the song that we sang?
00:59:19Hey, babe.
00:59:20Grandma got run over by a reindeer with a ass.
00:59:23Walking home from our house.
00:59:25Christmas Eve.
00:59:30You never told me.
00:59:34Have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:42She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:47I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
01:00:02I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:03Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:04They're very common.
01:00:06They feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
01:00:09No matter how I feel about him.
01:00:13Maybe.
01:00:16Are you okay?
01:00:19Little Claus is a bad idea.
01:00:23I know.
01:00:24I'm fine.
01:00:26Um.
01:00:28Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:31Yeah, she is.
01:00:33You got me a gift, too?
01:00:35Kiss the season.
01:00:36I love it.
01:00:38I love it.
01:00:52Did you make these?
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:56I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
01:01:00You've already done so much for me.
01:01:01I just want to do a little something for you.
01:01:06How did I feel?
01:01:07Warm, right?
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:10Yeah.
01:01:11Warm.
01:01:12Soft.
01:01:16Perfect.
01:01:20Thank you, Eva.
01:01:22I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:26Really?
01:01:28Yeah, my mom.
01:01:29She partied all the time.
01:01:31And I got gifts.
01:01:33Plenty of them, but...
01:01:35I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:01:39Nothing personal.
01:01:41You deserve it.
01:01:42You're a good guy.
01:01:45And that...
01:01:46Someday you'll...
01:01:48Find someone special.
01:01:50To...
01:01:51Spend all your Christmases.
01:01:53What if that day's today?
01:01:57What if Hardy found someone special?
01:02:02Right here.
01:02:07I don't know.
01:02:25I don't know.
01:02:29We can't...
01:02:31If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:39I don't know.
01:02:40I don't want you to stop.
01:02:47No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:54I don't know.
01:02:59I don't know.
01:03:05I don't know.
01:03:07I don't know.
01:03:12Oh, God, you were trying to make me miss me.
01:03:22Piper!
01:03:31Piper?
01:03:34She kills you.
01:03:53Niva?
01:03:57Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:12That was way too close.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:25Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:29Yeah, you still haven't given me mine.
01:04:36Let me give it to you.
01:04:59You still haven't given me any time.
01:05:21I'm not going to give it to you.
01:05:22Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What would it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:30What?
01:05:31We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:05:38go.
01:05:39My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:43Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:48So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:55Well, that's my beautiful wife.
01:06:01Are you okay?
01:06:06We made it to Christmas, so I think it's best to leave our separate ways.
01:06:13What are you talking about?
01:06:15It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:22Eva, wait!
01:06:26So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:33Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:06:38So, it's just a goodbye.
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:45Look.
01:06:47Last night, I let my card down.
01:06:51But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57Just tell me what you need.
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:04Just say the word.
01:07:11You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time back when I go back to New York.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:46Are we here?
01:07:48Yes.
01:07:49As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:56Hi, Bert.
01:07:57Sweetie, make up.
01:07:58Um...
01:08:03How could she just walk away?
01:08:12Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:14It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:17Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:20You promise.
01:08:21Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:23Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:27All right, fine.
01:08:28What?
01:08:30Two days.
01:08:32I'll come pick you up.
01:08:33Don't need.
01:08:35Just send me the address and let me get back.
01:08:42I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:08:47So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:50Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:51If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:09:16He was meeting my mother today.
01:09:18Time to finally throw her the truth.
01:09:21Boss?
01:09:23Boss?
01:09:27Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:30I need to go and back my family.
01:09:33Family?
01:09:34Boss, you okay?
01:09:35Never better.
01:09:38Go get her, Max.
01:09:43You got your best smile.
01:09:45Ah, there he is.
01:09:48Maximus, darling.
01:09:50I have some prospects for you.
01:09:52Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:58Oh.
01:10:00I told you.
01:10:01I already found the woman I love.
01:10:09Maximus, stop this.
01:10:11That Eva woman is skinny, you son.
01:10:15Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:10:19You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:22No, I'm not.
01:10:25Oh?
01:10:26I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:30I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:10:35What?
01:10:50That's her.
01:10:51The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:56Hi.
01:10:57Welcome in.
01:10:58Can I help you find something?
01:10:59I want to try those.
01:11:04Awesome.
01:11:05Will I get them for you right away?
01:11:07Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:13No, no, no.
01:11:15I know what I want.
01:11:16Five, seven.
01:11:19Oh, baby can't even walk.
01:11:21She wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:23Come on.
01:11:24She wants the white shoes.
01:11:30Ignore her.
01:11:31She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:33Here, let me help you.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:40She seems kind.
01:11:46I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:49She's just doing her job.
01:11:52How do you feel?
01:11:53Well, I love the style.
01:11:55But it's too small.
01:11:57I think I need a size up.
01:11:59Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:12:04Right away.
01:12:05I'll be right quick.
01:12:07She's not only kind.
01:12:08She's patient.
01:12:09Was I wrong about her?
01:12:26Are you only here, Beckwith?
01:12:30Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:32She can't walk.
01:12:36That's just pure evil.
01:12:40Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:43She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:45Who cares?
01:12:46It's the last pair.
01:12:48I get paid commission.
01:12:54I am not giving that, Vanessa.
01:12:58See?
01:13:00This is your whole problem.
01:13:02This is why you'll always be broke.
01:13:06I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:09I'm not sending her joke.
01:13:12She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:15People who insult her all day?
01:13:18I'm your manager.
01:13:23Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:13:25or you're fired.
01:13:32Did I stutter?
01:13:38You don't have to fire me.
01:13:41I quit.
01:13:48I don't work here anymore.
01:13:51Listen.
01:13:52Don't buy the shoes.
01:13:54They're broken.
01:13:55Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:57You're a good person, after all.
01:14:00Looks like I misjudged you.
01:14:03I'm sorry?
01:14:06Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:08Get out!
01:14:15You're not disabled?
01:14:16Selling broken heels to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:21Absolutely shameful.
01:14:24I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:14:32You're Eleanor, you're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:36I am.
01:14:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:41What did I do?
01:14:44You are a good person.
01:14:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:53Are you serious?
01:14:56Are you serious?
01:14:57That's right.
01:14:59Don't be nervous, child.
01:15:01You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:15:10You, out.
01:15:13I'll leave.
01:15:16I'm leaving.
01:15:19I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:24No, don't worry.
01:15:26You're getting a promotion.
01:15:28You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:33First assignment, I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:15:41Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:15:45Okay.
01:15:46Yeah.
01:15:48Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:51I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:16:01She's the mother of CEO.
01:16:03Of course she lives like this.
01:16:15Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:21Max?
01:16:22Eva.
01:16:24What are you doing here?
01:16:26I, uh...
01:16:27There you are, Eva.
01:16:30Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:33My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:37Wait.
01:16:40That means you really are the CEO of Her Syncrum.
01:16:45Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:47Stop.
01:16:49And you.
01:16:50You lied to me at the store.
01:16:53You were both just testing me?
01:16:56Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:58I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:59I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:17:03But I was wrong.
01:17:05Eva, please.
01:17:05I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:17:08And every working-class girl is after your money.
01:17:11But you think that of me.
01:17:13It's not like that, dear.
01:17:15Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:18Mom, what did you do?
01:17:20I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:23We're not together.
01:17:25And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:31What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:36No effort.
01:17:41Eva.
01:17:42Let me go.
01:17:43I swear it's not what you think.
01:17:45But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:47Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:48I'm not pretending.
01:17:49Hey, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:51In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:59Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:18:04Max, the king.
01:18:05God, you are kind of fucking insane.
01:18:10I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:18:14Just say the word.
01:18:18See?
01:18:20Stop fighting.
01:18:24We belong together.
01:18:26You're wrong.
01:18:28Wrong about what?
01:18:30That you care?
01:18:32Or we belong together?
01:18:33Look, I already told you.
01:18:35We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:37Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:42I want to fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:18:53I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:55Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:19:04Help.
01:19:06Are you okay, Mommy?
01:19:08Yes, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:19:10Come here.
01:19:19No, you're not fine.
01:19:20You're sad.
01:19:23I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:27I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:32I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:37Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:40Look, you're right.
01:19:44What am I doing?
01:19:45Running like a coward?
01:19:48I always thought you to be brave.
01:19:51Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:54I believe in you.
01:19:56What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:58I know exactly what you're saying.
01:20:03Maximus deserves to know.
01:20:05Piper is his daughter.
01:20:13Enough sulking.
01:20:15Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:19Don't you think I want to?
01:20:21She doesn't want me.
01:20:23I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:25Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:26You can't abandon her.
01:20:28Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:29I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:33And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:37What are you talking about?
01:20:39I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:42Piper is your daughter.
01:20:45What?
01:20:46See for yourself.
01:20:52That's right.
01:20:54Seven years ago.
01:20:57Who years that woman was evil?
01:21:08Eva!
01:21:11Hey!
01:21:13Daddy!
01:21:15Daddy!
01:21:16Piper!
01:21:18Oh.
01:21:20I missed you so much.
01:21:27You came back.
01:21:32I, uh...
01:21:34Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:43I, uh...
01:21:45I'm scared.
01:21:46But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:49Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:54Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:57I have something to tell you, too.
01:22:01I appreciate your daughter.
01:22:03You knew.
01:22:05My sweet granddaughter.
01:22:07Mama!
01:22:11I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:22:14You've known this whole time?
01:22:15I was scared.
01:22:17Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:22:19I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:22How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:32How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:36I love you, Eva.
01:22:40I love you, too.
01:22:42I love you, too.
01:22:43For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:47As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:23:01Will you marry me, Eva?
01:23:03For real this time?
01:23:05Yeah, yes.
01:23:07Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:23:21It looks like your stuff would be the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:29I won't have it any other way.
01:23:36Who's that?
01:23:38Hey, Mom!
01:23:41Take me back!
01:23:44Oh, my God, I was sure you died!
01:23:49Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:52Again.
01:23:55No?
01:23:56Not funny?
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