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00:00:17Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:22What happened?
00:00:36Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:56Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god,
00:01:00hi, I miss you.
00:01:04Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:09You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:12Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:15And so familiar.
00:01:17Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:19Mine is in the shop.
00:01:20I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:22Wish I didn't.
00:01:23But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:33Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:35How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:38know?
00:01:43Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:47You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:50Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:56I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:58Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:01You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:03I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:05You are my- hey, look at me.
00:02:07Look at me.
00:02:07You are my best friend.
00:02:09Got it?
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:11Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:14Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:16Sorry in advance.
00:02:18Oh, here we are.
00:02:20I'm gonna puke.
00:02:21Oh, window, window.
00:02:35This is modest.
00:02:37Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:44Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:48Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:55Go run the blocks, Finn.
00:02:58Go.
00:02:58Now.
00:03:05Who's that?
00:03:06That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:07And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:10You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:13Plague?
00:03:14God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:16This is where you grew up.
00:03:17Mm-hmm.
00:03:18Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:20And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:23Ooh.
00:03:24Fly.
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Shall we?
00:03:27Yeah, sure.
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:31Here it is.
00:03:32The guest house.
00:03:36Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:38I love it.
00:03:44I just want the best for you.
00:03:46No one should feel alone.
00:03:48Especially not at your age.
00:03:51The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:53I can feel it.
00:03:54Ah!
00:03:55Come to Pierce's show tonight, and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:01I know, girl.
00:04:02I'm speechless, too.
00:04:03No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:08Why not?
00:04:11Because...
00:04:14Because I'm married.
00:04:19Because I'm married.
00:04:21What?
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23What do you mean who?
00:04:25What?
00:04:25Where?
00:04:26Who?
00:04:26Who is he?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Show me.
00:04:31Show me to me.
00:04:31Please, Elle.
00:04:34Holy...
00:04:36Shit.
00:04:38Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:40You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:44$50,000?!
00:04:45No!
00:04:46I can't.
00:04:47I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:50I'm sorry.
00:04:50Wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:52You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:54He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love-bomb you.
00:04:57I'll handle this.
00:04:58Community, don't...
00:04:59Huh?
00:05:00Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:04The biggest!
00:05:05And spare no expense!
00:05:08Do not send that.
00:05:10Do not...
00:05:11Do not...
00:05:13I'm taking it!
00:05:15I'm taking it!
00:05:16Too late!
00:05:17If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:22he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:24You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:30And spare no expense!
00:05:33Why would they be together?
00:05:35Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:37No.
00:05:38Definitely not.
00:05:40Oh!
00:05:40Well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:44Yeah, how nice.
00:05:46Mmm.
00:05:47Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:49You idiot!
00:05:49Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:59Take this one.
00:06:00What would you like the card to say?
00:06:05Okay.
00:06:062L for Mr. C.
00:06:11Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:16It's in the main house back entrance.
00:06:18Doors always open.
00:06:19I know how you like that peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:22I love you!
00:06:23Love you!
00:06:26You need a nap.
00:06:31Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:34So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:35As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:36Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:38Okay, good.
00:06:38Go, go.
00:06:54I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:57And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:16I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42Bye,, ma.
00:07:45Hello.
00:07:48Hello.
00:07:56Oh, no.
00:07:57How did he know where I am?
00:08:02Cops, cough, cough.
00:08:03Cops, cough, cough.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:06Night one one.
00:08:07What's your emergency?
00:08:08Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:12I got...
00:08:13I have a stalker, and I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Okay, breathe.
00:08:22Just calm down.
00:08:23Help.
00:08:29Who called the cops?
00:08:31No, you're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
00:08:36Whoa!
00:08:37What are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:48Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:52David!
00:08:53What?
00:08:53El, El, what are you doing?
00:08:55Calm down.
00:08:55Put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:59You're a creep.
00:09:00I didn't follow you.
00:09:01Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't.
00:09:03This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:05Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:06I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:08Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10Okay, it is.
00:09:12It is.
00:09:12I'm...
00:09:14I am...
00:09:15Her brother's manager.
00:09:17Her brother's manager.
00:09:18You...
00:09:18That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:20And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:23Oh.
00:09:24You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:28For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:31Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:38So you're not a stalker?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43Yeah, good.
00:09:44Disarm your lamp.
00:09:45I'm disarming.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:48Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:51So, okay.
00:09:52We're...
00:09:53Both...
00:09:54Living here.
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:57Yep.
00:09:57Yep.
00:09:58And I...
00:09:59Clearly made a mistake.
00:10:01So, I'm gonna...
00:10:04LAPD.
00:10:06Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13What?
00:10:14Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:17Oh, tell me I'm not.
00:10:18Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:20I know that now.
00:10:21Hello?
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:26Just...
00:10:28What?
00:10:29Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:31We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:34Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:39This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:46Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:48I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:51Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:56I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:02Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:04Uh, the thing is...
00:11:06It was me, officer.
00:11:09Ha, ha.
00:11:10Oh, so wait.
00:11:11You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:17It was an honest mistake.
00:11:19Thank you for coming so quickly, doll.
00:11:21I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:23It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:24Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:27She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:29Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:30I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:35walls.
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:36Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:37Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:39I appreciate it.
00:11:39Oh, absolutely.
00:11:40Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:41I will, thank you.
00:11:42Cool.
00:11:43Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:48We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:51Shit.
00:11:56Okay, let me explain.
00:11:58I had my reasons.
00:12:01Reasons?
00:12:02For what?
00:12:04For, for why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:09Okay, look.
00:12:10I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:13And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:20Why are you laughing?
00:12:23Nothing.
00:12:24Nothing, because, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:29And we got married last night.
00:12:35Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:39No, no, no.
00:12:40No, no.
00:12:40My life is, this is such a shit show.
00:12:43All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:48and here I am.
00:12:49Oh, I'm married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim, who insists that I call
00:13:01him Mr. C, like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:07That's great.
00:13:08This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:13I think I'm going to grow up.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:17No, I'm going to let you do it.
00:13:18I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:19You doing it, it's going to make...
00:13:21Yes.
00:13:21Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, just breathe, breathe, okay?
00:13:26Are you good?
00:13:30Okay.
00:13:31Mr. C, whatever your name is, we need to get a divorce.
00:13:43We need to get a divorce.
00:13:45What?
00:13:45Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:47My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not, and that's fine, but I don't know
00:13:52what I was thinking.
00:13:53I do.
00:13:54I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:57What?
00:13:59Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:02Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:03Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:04But it's not funny yet.
00:14:06It's not funny, it's not funny.
00:14:07So, I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:13Oh, yeah.
00:14:14How do you prove that?
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16How?
00:14:17Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:32So, so, here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:34I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:36I'm gonna go pack my things, and then I'm gonna get a lawyer, and then he's gonna-
00:14:39Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:41No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of on my own, and I think
00:14:45we're-
00:14:45What are you doing?
00:14:46You don't stop talking.
00:14:47Stop, let me go!
00:14:49Now, put me down.
00:14:50Oh my god.
00:14:56Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:15:00If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:05Hey, come here.
00:15:10All right.
00:15:11What am I looking at?
00:15:12Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:15Okay, just dirt.
00:15:18Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:21Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:26So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:30Neither.
00:15:32Right?
00:15:32My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something
00:15:38that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:44Look, Elle.
00:15:46I'm a rational man.
00:15:48The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:54I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:56The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:57Yeah, they are.
00:15:59But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:05How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:09Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:15What are you proposing?
00:16:1730 days.
00:16:18We give it a shot.
00:16:20Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:22And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:27What do you say?
00:16:34So, like a 30-day trial?
00:16:37I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40You are.
00:16:41But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:43This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:47Higher stakes.
00:16:50Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:53I mean, if that's what you're worried about, Elle, I mean, that's life.
00:17:11All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:13You aren't going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:2030 days.
00:17:22And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways, and neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:30Got it?
00:17:30Fine.
00:17:31I accept your terms.
00:17:33But I have terms of my own.
00:17:40I have terms of my own.
00:17:42Oh, of course you do.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:44Term number one.
00:17:45We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:47Not to start.
00:17:49No.
00:17:49That is not a weird ask.
00:17:50Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:52We're not in the medieval.
00:17:54Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:55Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:58Yeah.
00:17:59Do you not?
00:18:00Weird.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:01No.
00:18:02Term number two.
00:18:04One night a week.
00:18:05Date night.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:08Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:107 p.m., okay?
00:18:12If you're buying.
00:18:14Term number three.
00:18:15Hmm.
00:18:16We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:18We should be intimate.
00:18:19Excuse me?
00:18:20How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:23Wow.
00:18:24Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:27No.
00:18:27Never had one.
00:18:29What?
00:18:33Never had one.
00:18:35No time or interest.
00:18:37I mean, until now.
00:18:39Okay.
00:18:40Great.
00:18:40Awesome.
00:18:41I'm your first pancake.
00:18:42That's awesome.
00:18:43We're doomed.
00:18:44Damn.
00:18:45Those are my terms.
00:18:46One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:48Take it or leave it.
00:18:49You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:53My answer?
00:18:54No.
00:18:56We're going to go slow.
00:18:57Snail pace.
00:18:59Tortoise pace.
00:19:00No, no, no.
00:19:00No.
00:19:01Fossil pace.
00:19:03Slow.
00:19:22What was that?
00:19:23I don't know.
00:19:25You just...
00:19:26You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:31Okay.
00:19:32We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:37But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:39And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:48Okay.
00:19:50No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:53Your real name?
00:19:54It's Oliver.
00:19:57Oliver it is.
00:20:07I've loved you since the moment I first saw you out.
00:20:10I won't screw this up.
00:20:26I won't screw this up.
00:20:27Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:29No.
00:20:31Oh, no!
00:20:36Oh, I'm going to kill him.
00:20:41What are you doing?
00:20:43Good morning.
00:20:46Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:50Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:53I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:56You got...
00:20:56Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:59I'm a little bit more...
00:21:00I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:05No.
00:21:08No.
00:21:09He says no.
00:21:11Wow, okay, yeah.
00:21:22Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:25Well, as it turns out, my husband and I,
00:21:28we could not be more different.
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:39Oh, my God.
00:22:02No! No, I don't care what you say. I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:09What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:12No!
00:22:15Fine.
00:22:21Totally.
00:22:22No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:30One night a week. Date night. 7pm, okay?
00:23:01Yeah!
00:23:07Felt?
00:23:08Felt?
00:23:09Felt?
00:23:10Felt?
00:23:11Felt?
00:23:13Oh no.
00:23:15Oh no.
00:23:19So, stop right here.
00:23:21Sorry.
00:23:21Oh no.
00:23:31I don't know.
00:24:08Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:11Good morning to you, too.
00:24:14And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the
00:24:18loud one.
00:24:19Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:23A wellness event?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25With who?
00:24:26My friend Kennedy.
00:24:32What? What are you thinking?
00:24:34No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:38I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:42Why, are you jealous?
00:24:43No. Go for it.
00:24:45Have a zen time.
00:24:49Yeah, okay.
00:24:56You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:59This is me.
00:25:01Take her or leave it?
00:25:02Trust me.
00:25:03I plan to leave it.
00:25:05Well, have fun working.
00:25:10Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:14God, he's boring.
00:25:28So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:31Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:37Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:40Oh, idea.
00:25:51We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:58Oh, so true, girl.
00:26:00We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:02Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:10So, what's he really like?
00:26:12If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:16Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:19Complicated.
00:26:20He's smart.
00:26:22And intense.
00:26:24He works...
00:26:25A lot.
00:26:26I don't know. He's just different than me.
00:26:28Of course he was!
00:26:30Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:31He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:36Oh, God. He sounds like my brother.
00:26:39Funny.
00:26:52You okay?
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:56Yeah?
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:58I'm gonna go.
00:26:59Oh.
00:27:01I'm gonna go get some hair.
00:27:03Okay. Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:04No.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:11Yes.
00:27:12Yes.
00:27:12Or I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:16TBD.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:18Okay.
00:27:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:38Hi, hi.
00:27:39No, don't.
00:27:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:42Actual magic mushroom in them.
00:27:46Oh, yeah.
00:27:48Yeah, yeah.
00:27:49A healthy dose.
00:27:52Oh.
00:27:53Shh.
00:27:54Be well, Ether, sister.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:58Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:27:59Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:28:10I have to go.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:27Oh, oh.
00:28:28Oh, hey, um.
00:28:31Thank you for driving me. Do I owe you anything I am at Oliver's service ma'am
00:29:03Oliver? Oliver! Hey big boy, you love me. Oh my god, it's you. Are you high?
00:29:28Wow, this is just so crazy because because really her face was turning into yours and now your face is
00:29:37turning into hers.
00:29:39And it's like you're like the same person. God, you're handsome.
00:29:46What did Kennedy give you? Chocolate, baby.
00:29:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:53Hands up. Oh.
00:29:57Oh my God. No. No, no, no, no, wait. Hey, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's a
00:30:02little base. Everything's fine. No. No, it's not. It's not. It's everything. It's us. It's this. It's this.
00:30:14I wanted this to work
00:30:16I did so
00:30:19Oliver
00:30:22I think that we need to
00:30:24get to
00:30:32Are you okay?
00:30:40It's okay
00:30:44Get it all out
00:30:45Here, I got your
00:30:46I got your little ponytail
00:30:59So
00:31:02Should we talk about it?
00:31:05No
00:31:05I don't think we need to relive that
00:31:12Oh no, no, no, no
00:31:14Not
00:31:14Not that
00:31:16Um
00:31:18This
00:31:21This is
00:31:22It's wrong
00:31:26What?
00:31:27Why wrong?
00:31:29Come on
00:31:30Oliver
00:31:31You wake up at dawn
00:31:33With Beethoven
00:31:35And Q4 projections
00:31:37I'm just
00:31:38Some messy artist
00:31:41I mean, we've been doing this 30 day thing now for what?
00:31:44Two weeks
00:31:46And we are already irritating the hell out of each other
00:31:50I don't know
00:31:50I think if this was one of my friends
00:31:52I would
00:31:53I'd tell her the truth
00:31:55I'd say, girl
00:31:57Cut your losses
00:31:59Get the annulment
00:32:00Move on with your life
00:32:02So
00:32:02Um
00:32:06I don't know
00:32:06I think maybe at
00:32:07The 30 days
00:32:11We should be done
00:32:13Officially
00:32:20All of it
00:32:24All of it
00:32:27Yeah
00:32:29Affirmative
00:32:29That's what you want
00:32:33I think it's what makes sense
00:32:37I'll move out in the morning
00:32:42I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:45Yeah, go for it
00:32:46I just want to watch
00:32:47Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:53You're a Clippers, though?
00:32:54Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7
00:32:57And send the Raptors to the finals?
00:33:01Okay, then
00:33:03Pass the ball!
00:33:05Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time
00:33:08Thank you!
00:33:09I literally say this!
00:33:11Right?
00:33:13Go, go, go
00:33:14Go, go, go
00:33:16Yes!
00:33:17Yeah!
00:33:20Clippers win!
00:33:32It's a good game
00:33:33Good defense
00:33:35What?
00:33:40Great game
00:33:44Oh
00:33:46I don't make business investments that I don't believe in
00:33:50I want to see this whole thing through
00:33:52The whole 30 days
00:33:55It's
00:33:56It's prudent
00:33:58It's prudent?
00:34:00Really?
00:34:00Shut up
00:34:01Come on, you
00:34:02Stop
00:34:02I'm sorry
00:34:03Wait, okay, but
00:34:04I want to ask you a question
00:34:06Okay
00:34:06What was your first impression of me?
00:34:11It's not hard
00:34:12Okay
00:34:12I'll set the scene
00:34:13We can relive it
00:34:15Ready?
00:34:16Vegas
00:34:18Hotel bar
00:34:20Lights are low
00:34:21It's very impromptu
00:34:22Very chaotic
00:34:24And I'm sitting there
00:34:25At the bar
00:34:26You see a little
00:34:26Pretty little blonde girl
00:34:27By herself
00:34:29An opportunity to tell the truth
00:34:32But what would she think?
00:34:34What's wrong?
00:34:41Pierce
00:34:42Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:44Doors open 20 minutes ago
00:34:45And the guys from the label are here
00:34:46I need you here now
00:34:47Okay, yeah, yeah
00:34:47I'm on my way
00:34:49I'm so sorry
00:34:51Pierce is having a concert
00:34:52I have to go
00:34:52No, I know
00:34:53I think I'm coming with you
00:34:57Kennedy just invited me
00:34:58You gotta be fucking kidding me
00:35:00Let's go
00:35:02Awesome
00:35:02Okay
00:35:03I'm gonna go put on
00:35:06Leggings
00:35:08Perfect
00:35:09Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy
00:35:10In the same room
00:35:11What could go wrong?
00:35:22Okay, there's a new record label
00:35:24That's scoping out Pierce
00:35:25I need you to stay here
00:35:26I have to go talk to them
00:35:27Okay?
00:35:28Don't talk to anybody
00:35:29Okay?
00:35:30What, Oliver?
00:35:33Kennedy's gone
00:35:38Excuse me
00:35:41Are you lost?
00:35:42You're not supposed to be here
00:35:44No, no
00:35:45I'm actually with Oliver
00:35:46Okay, hysterical, sweetie
00:35:48The last person to bring a date around here
00:35:50Is Oliver
00:35:51Don't get Pierce's wardrobe
00:35:52Go, now
00:35:53I'm so sorry
00:35:55I'm so sorry, mister
00:35:55Go, now
00:35:57Unprofessional
00:35:59I'm giving her a performance review for that
00:36:06I'm giving her a performance review for that
00:36:18You were about to meet my bestie
00:36:19And she...
00:36:21Elle
00:36:24I feel like I haven't seen you in decades
00:36:27I literally saw you this morning
00:36:29I know
00:36:29Those mushrooms rocked my world
00:36:32I know
00:36:32Same thing
00:36:33Let's go find Pierce
00:36:34I think he's in wardrobe
00:36:35No, no, no
00:36:35Why?
00:36:36Why not?
00:36:37Oh, what?
00:36:37Because you're married?
00:36:39Come on, Elle
00:36:40That is just a fantasy
00:36:43Let's get out of fairy tale land together, okay?
00:36:46Let's go
00:36:48Maybe Kennedy was right
00:36:49After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:59Okay, just talk to the label guys
00:37:01Just go out there
00:37:02Do your thing
00:37:03Give them the goods, okay?
00:37:05I just want to know that you'd be a single guy
00:37:06That can be like
00:37:07Sold as a teen heartthrob
00:37:09Basic brand marketing
00:37:11Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:13Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro
00:37:15You know, I think you need to get laid
00:37:18Big time
00:37:20I'm seeing someone
00:37:21What?
00:37:22Who?
00:37:23What's her name?
00:37:25Here, open up
00:37:27I want you to meet my friend, Elle
00:37:29Oh, okay
00:37:32I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:34Open this door
00:37:35Or I will open it for you in three seconds
00:37:38Three, two, one
00:37:44Two, one
00:37:45You owe me
00:37:48What's up?
00:37:49What took you so long?
00:37:51Nothing
00:37:51I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you
00:37:55What's up?
00:37:55Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:56Craze fan?
00:37:57Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:59Not exactly
00:38:01Pierce, this is Elle
00:38:02The genius photographer
00:38:04Elle, this is Pierce
00:38:05My prodigal brother
00:38:07Hey
00:38:08Hey
00:38:10So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:12Ah, yeah
00:38:13I am so sorry
00:38:14I'm sorry
00:38:15Believe it or not
00:38:16This has happened before
00:38:17Believe it or not
00:38:17Oh
00:38:27Artists have crazy schedules
00:38:32Is he flirting with me?
00:38:36Sorry
00:38:39That was rude, right?
00:38:41It was okay
00:38:42You want me to shut fire?
00:38:43No, no
00:38:43Do not fire anybody
00:38:45No
00:38:48Sorry, this might be too forward
00:38:50But
00:38:50And you probably get it all the time
00:38:52But you are
00:38:54Insanely beautiful
00:38:55Yeah
00:38:56Definitely flirting
00:38:58Do I hear nuptials, Braylee?
00:39:00Can
00:39:01Stop
00:39:04Oh
00:39:04Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:06I am just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:11Okay
00:39:11Cool
00:39:13Now I got you too
00:39:15Pierce
00:39:16Take us ready for you backstage
00:39:17And
00:39:18You're on in five minutes
00:39:20Well, I
00:39:23Hope you enjoy the show
00:39:24Elle
00:39:25Don't leave this time
00:39:27And maybe I'll see you after
00:39:30Yeah
00:39:35He is totally into you
00:39:37I totally predicted this
00:39:39Am I psych?
00:39:41Maybe this one is fine
00:39:44Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver
00:39:52He ditched you, Elle
00:39:53Sorry, husband
00:39:54I've got other plans tonight
00:39:56Please, please, please
00:39:57Don't tell me you are thinking about
00:39:59Psycho, love bomber, Vegas guy
00:40:01Look, he's not really like all that
00:40:03He's better
00:40:04How do you know?
00:40:05It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:08Right?
00:40:09Right?
00:40:10Right?
00:40:10Right?
00:40:11Right?
00:40:12Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight
00:40:15Let's make you look like a bombshell
00:40:17Ready?
00:40:18I think so
00:40:19Let's go
00:40:20Let's go
00:40:20How did she do that for?
00:40:22Here we go
00:40:23Get ready
00:40:25Oh, this
00:40:26Okay, this looks like it's
00:40:28Maybe
00:40:29Your size
00:40:30Yes
00:40:30Okay
00:40:32Go
00:40:33Oh, God
00:40:34That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life
00:40:36Okay
00:40:37No
00:40:39How did it get worse?
00:40:40Oh, my God
00:40:51Hey, well, we already missed her with the show
00:40:55Oh, who cares?
00:40:56I've seen it a million times
00:40:57And you will, too, as his future wife
00:41:00Besides, I don't want to risk running into
00:41:02Oliver
00:41:03Ugh
00:41:04Right, Oliver
00:41:05I've actually been meaning to ask you
00:41:07Uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:10Oh, he's just impossible
00:41:11You know, like, one time
00:41:13Pierce had this show in New York
00:41:14And he was totally freaking out
00:41:16Like, spiraling beforehand
00:41:17And he needed a break
00:41:19But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway
00:41:21Because it was in the contract
00:41:22Like, who does that, right?
00:41:25Ugh
00:41:25I feel sorry for his future wife
00:41:28She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me
00:41:31Maybe this is who he really is
00:41:33You know what?
00:41:34I've been thinking
00:41:35And I think
00:41:37I am going to get that annulment from Vegas, guy
00:41:41Good for you, girl
00:41:42Yes!
00:41:44Feminism
00:41:45Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a drink
00:41:46You don't want anything, right?
00:41:47No, I'm good
00:41:48I'm gonna wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:49Okay, back in five
00:41:58Fairy tales don't exist, though
00:42:06You're clean up nice
00:42:11Wow, you came back
00:42:13How kind
00:42:14I deserve that
00:42:16You ditched me
00:42:19Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:20Am I not, not, what, posh?
00:42:22No, no, no
00:42:23Okay, there's a lot going on here
00:42:26I can't...
00:42:27Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:31Come on a date with me
00:42:33A real one
00:42:34Right now
00:42:35Right now?
00:42:37Yeah
00:42:38Right now
00:42:39Do I trust him?
00:42:49I'm gonna drive tonight, Sven
00:42:50Very good time
00:42:54You ready?
00:42:56Yeah
00:42:57Come on
00:43:00Fancy
00:43:02Don't try
00:43:04You know, this is so weird
00:43:06What?
00:43:07Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:10Have you ever met him?
00:43:11He's just never there
00:43:14Yeah, a couple times
00:43:16Okay
00:43:17Okay
00:43:18So, where are we going?
00:43:30You ready?
00:43:32Oh, God
00:43:33He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:39You ready?
00:43:41An abandoned construction site
00:43:42A.K.A.
00:43:43A dark place with no witnesses
00:43:46That's
00:43:47You're for a fax
00:43:48It's my house
00:43:49Or it will be soon
00:43:51Okay
00:43:55I'm not sure you're over there
00:43:56It'd be a really good spot for a rope swing
00:43:59Think about that
00:44:01That's a really good idea
00:44:03Perk of being a creative
00:44:05Mr. Business
00:44:07Okay
00:44:08Show me around
00:44:14Okay
00:44:14Okay, so
00:44:18Give me the vision
00:44:19Okay
00:44:19I'm trying to picture
00:44:21Here
00:44:22This is where the couch would go
00:44:24Oh, right here
00:44:24Okay
00:44:26This is where the projector would be
00:44:28Projector, okay
00:44:29Where we'd watch the Clippers games
00:44:31I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games
00:44:35And you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:36Okay
00:44:36If I remember correctly
00:44:38You're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the lamb
00:44:39Okay, yeah
00:44:40I was a travesty
00:44:41Of course
00:44:44I thought this was over
00:44:46But now
00:44:46What's happening between us?
00:44:52Okay, so
00:44:54What about this?
00:44:56I mean, that's easy
00:44:57Oh, it's easy?
00:44:58Yeah
00:44:59I mean, your spot
00:45:02I mean, you can
00:45:03You can put your cameras there
00:45:05You can hang up your prints
00:45:07I was thinking maybe if you want
00:45:08You could put up like a little backdrop
00:45:10And that's where you could shoot your flowers
00:45:13How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:16I may have looked at your website
00:45:19Oh my god, you are a software
00:45:20No, I'm not
00:45:21That's what you're saying
00:45:22I'm researched, okay?
00:45:24Big difference
00:45:24I don't know about that
00:45:29I know that
00:45:30That you listen to rock
00:45:32When you cook
00:45:35That your breath shortens
00:45:37When you're feeling overwhelmed
00:45:39That you tap your fingers against your leg
00:45:41When you're trying not to cry
00:45:43And you know that
00:45:44You have a big smile
00:45:46When you're feeling safe
00:45:48Like right now
00:45:51Like, that's really sweet
00:45:55More than just my mannerist
00:45:56I know
00:45:59What I don't know is
00:46:05What you want
00:46:08Take a chance
00:46:10Elle
00:46:12You
00:46:28In that moment
00:46:31I knew
00:46:32I'd pass the point
00:46:33Of no return
00:46:35I was falling for him
00:46:37There's no doubt about it
00:47:12Sex and a construction site
00:47:14And we didn't even wear a hard hat
00:47:17So irresponsible
00:47:18I know
00:47:22Oliver?
00:47:23Yeah?
00:47:24Can you tell me something?
00:47:26Hmm?
00:47:26Just think about you
00:47:28I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:47:34Now I got you too
00:47:35Yeah
00:47:36Why was he texting her?
00:47:42Not much to know
00:47:44No, there's a lot
00:47:45I mean, like
00:47:46Where'd you grow up?
00:47:48What's your family like?
00:47:50You can't tell her
00:47:51Not now
00:47:53Oh
00:47:59I'm so sorry
00:48:00I
00:48:00I have a family emergency
00:48:02I have to go
00:48:02You okay?
00:48:03Yeah, no, it's fine
00:48:04It's just I
00:48:05I have stuff to deal with now
00:48:06Okay?
00:48:07I'll be in touch
00:48:13I'll be in touch?
00:48:16God
00:48:17Elle
00:48:18What are you doing?
00:48:22God
00:48:30Oliver, darling
00:48:31It's been ages
00:48:32What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:35What's going on?
00:48:36Rebranding
00:48:36That's the emergency
00:48:38We need to show the world
00:48:40That the Chamberlain family
00:48:42Is still the power player
00:48:43In this town
00:48:44Starting with your
00:48:45Entertainment conglomerate
00:48:47And ending
00:48:47With our real estate firm
00:48:49Great
00:48:49Rebranding
00:48:50We can do that
00:48:51Look
00:48:51I need you on board
00:48:54Oliver
00:48:54I need you all on board
00:48:56Okay, okay, mom
00:48:58I'm here
00:48:59What's the big emergency?
00:49:01What the hell
00:49:02Are you doing here?
00:49:03Hi
00:49:04Sis
00:49:08Hi
00:49:08Sis
00:49:09Oliver, I think there's been a mistake
00:49:11This is a family meeting
00:49:13Not a business meeting
00:49:14I'm considering you have rocks for brains
00:49:16I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting
00:49:18Wow
00:49:19Sick burn, bro
00:49:21How dare you
00:49:22Stop it
00:49:22The both of you
00:49:24We need to come together as a family
00:49:29Give her sister a hug
00:49:30Put your feud in the past
00:49:32Yeah, big bro
00:49:33Come on
00:49:34Give me a hug
00:49:39You're gonna die alone, loser
00:49:41Challenge accepted, brat
00:49:45So now then
00:49:46The Chamberlain family
00:49:48Has to show the public
00:49:50That we are relatable
00:49:53Functional
00:49:55Wholesome
00:49:55It's what the shareholders need to see
00:49:58Which is why
00:49:59We're doing a photo shoot
00:50:01And I need to find a photographer
00:50:03Yes
00:50:04This is Elle
00:50:05Not the genius photographer
00:50:07Oh god
00:50:08Please, don't say it
00:50:09Elle
00:50:10My friend Elle can do it
00:50:11I am so fucked
00:50:16My friend Elle can do it
00:50:17Yeah, but let's get someone else
00:50:19Why?
00:50:20Oh, let me guess
00:50:22My friend Elle isn't good enough for you
00:50:24No, no
00:50:25I'm just saying let's get someone else
00:50:26Someone who's like
00:50:28Experienced
00:50:28Professional
00:50:29We need a female eye for this
00:50:30And Elle is perfect
00:50:32Your sister has a point, Oliver
00:50:34Well, I for one would love a chance
00:50:35To spend more time with Elle
00:50:36I'm actually taking her on a date tonight
00:50:38So
00:50:38You're what?
00:50:40Why do you care?
00:50:40What's the problem?
00:50:42Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:45After last night?
00:50:46I don't
00:50:47I
00:50:48I just feel like you should be focused on your craft
00:50:50Oh, spare us
00:50:51You psycho workaholic
00:50:53Elle is shooting our family portraits
00:50:55And Pierce is taking her on a date
00:50:57Great
00:50:57It's huddled down
00:50:5810 a.m. tomorrow
00:51:03This is gonna reveal everything
00:51:11Last night was incredible
00:51:21Then the mysterious I'll be in touch
00:51:23Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:25And why was he so amazing
00:51:27And then suddenly
00:51:28So weird
00:51:30Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:32Uh, no
00:51:32I'm not
00:51:33Miss Chamberlain
00:51:34Oh, well
00:51:35This is for
00:51:36Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:38To Oliver
00:51:39Uh, no
00:51:40I think there's been a mistake
00:51:41Oliver's not a Chamberlain either
00:51:42I don't know, miss
00:51:43Uh
00:51:43I just go where I'm told
00:51:45Can you sign for it
00:51:47Or what?
00:51:48Uh, yeah
00:51:49Sure, of course
00:51:49Just
00:51:52Thank you
00:51:57Why is Kennedy's family company
00:52:00Sending Oliver this?
00:52:03Hey, Ken
00:52:05Okay, don't scream
00:52:07I have news
00:52:07What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:10No, better
00:52:11My mom wants a full editorial
00:52:13For the next Chamberlain media issue
00:52:15A family feature on my family
00:52:17Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable
00:52:20I told you
00:52:21Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds
00:52:23Get it right or do not come back to your next shit
00:52:25Wow
00:52:27I can't imagine why
00:52:28So?
00:52:30So?
00:52:32Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:39Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:42Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:45That's why you called
00:52:46You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:49Duh, bitch
00:52:52Infinity
00:52:52This is huge
00:52:54This is major
00:52:54Like, like, career
00:52:56Defining
00:52:57Oh my god
00:52:57Yes, I will be there
00:52:58I will so do it
00:52:59Of course
00:53:00Yes!
00:53:01Okay, let's go
00:53:03Also
00:53:04There is one, like
00:53:06Teeny, tiny little thing you should know
00:53:08Okay, go on
00:53:11Okay, so it is so not a huge deal
00:53:14But
00:53:15My older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason
00:53:19Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people
00:53:23But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:26Okay, weird
00:53:27That's fine
00:53:28Yay, okay
00:53:28I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp
00:53:31Mommy hates when vendors are late
00:53:39I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date
00:53:44Oliver's gonna float
00:53:55She's so excited
00:53:56This one unraveled everything I've kept hitting
00:54:04So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow
00:54:07Yes, mom, we're set
00:54:08Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key
00:54:11I'm setting her up with Pierce
00:54:12Why would you do that?
00:54:14I mean, maybe she's seeing someone already
00:54:16Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life
00:54:19You don't know everything, Kennedy
00:54:21You rarely do
00:54:21For your information, big bro
00:54:24She met Pierce at his show and they hit it off
00:54:27Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas
00:54:33She told you that
00:54:34Duh
00:54:36I'm her best friend
00:54:38She's still planning to leave
00:54:39Even after last night
00:54:41I thought
00:54:41I thought I changed her mind
00:54:46Well, I'm out
00:54:47I have a facial
00:54:52Well, good
00:54:53Pierce is finding love then, it seems
00:54:56So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver
00:55:00You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie
00:55:03And I finally found someone worthy of your arm
00:55:06You're taking her to dinner
00:55:07Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am
00:55:09Good, bring her in
00:55:10Mom, I
00:55:20Tiana, sweetie
00:55:21I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver
00:55:26Oliver
00:55:28Oliver
00:55:29Oliver
00:55:35El
00:55:38El
00:55:59Is she
00:56:03Hey
00:56:04Hey
00:56:05You sure don't mind helping?
00:56:07Nah, come on
00:56:09I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes
00:56:11Sure
00:56:12Gotta support the arts, right?
00:56:14Yeah, thank you
00:56:18She took the date with him, of course
00:56:20Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start
00:56:26It was my right one
00:56:29Thank you
00:56:29Thank you so much for helping out today
00:56:31Oh, come on, it's no big deal
00:56:32Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the plane 182
00:56:36For the record
00:56:37Yeah
00:56:38So, I guess we, uh, we are that in common
00:56:50And we did
00:56:52But maybe I liked not always having something in common
00:56:57You okay?
00:56:59You okay?
00:56:59Yeah
00:57:01Of course
00:57:03I'm really excited to photograph a family
00:57:04But I am super nervous
00:57:07Ah, come on
00:57:08Well, maybe this is your sign
00:57:09You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight
00:57:11So we can loosen up those nerves
00:57:19I'm flattered
00:57:21But I'm kind of seeing someone
00:57:23Oh
00:57:24Kennedy, she
00:57:25No, I know, I know
00:57:26It's complicated
00:57:28I
00:57:28Thank you
00:57:30Really
00:57:31He's a very lucky guy
00:57:33Thanks
00:57:35See ya
00:57:36Bye
00:57:41I cannot believe
00:57:42I'm getting paid to do what I love
00:57:45And I'm falling for someone
00:57:56The number you have dialed is unavailable
00:57:59To leave a message
00:58:02Where?
00:58:20Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:22Yeah
00:58:23Everything's fine
00:58:24If Elle can move on
00:58:26So can I
00:58:27Cheers
00:58:27Cheers
00:58:36Okay, Elle
00:58:37You got this
00:58:38Yeah
00:58:39Got this
00:58:42Are we ready?
00:58:43I've only got an hour to get this
00:58:45Kennedy
00:58:46Yeah
00:58:47Text your brother
00:58:48Make sure he's on time
00:58:49And
00:58:50Sweetie
00:58:51Add a little lip liner
00:58:52You look washed out without it
00:58:58Hey girl, you okay?
00:58:59Yeah, it's just
00:59:01My mom is all stressed out
00:59:02And
00:59:02Oliver is late
00:59:03Of course
00:59:04Wait
00:59:04Why would Oliver
00:59:06Come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:08Why would Pierce's music manager
00:59:10Need to be here?
00:59:12All right
00:59:12Places, everyone
00:59:14All right, all right, all right
00:59:16The attractive one is here
00:59:18Nobody panic
00:59:22Where is he?
00:59:24Where's Oliver?
00:59:25Wait, sorry
00:59:26Why would you need
00:59:33Oliver?
00:59:37Oliver?
00:59:40What are you doing here?
00:59:41Okay, I can explain
00:59:42Finally
00:59:45They've been waiting
00:59:47Elle
00:59:48You've now officially met
00:59:50Oliver
00:59:50My older brother
00:59:53Hey
00:59:56Wait, wait
00:59:57Wait, wait
00:59:57Elle
00:59:58Wait, what's going on?
01:00:02Anne's so familiar
01:00:03It's my older brother's car
01:00:05Kennedy's brother has this exact same car
01:00:07You want to avoid him like the plague
01:00:10The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver
01:00:13Go get Pierce's wardrobe
01:00:14Can you tell me something?
01:00:16Just about you
01:00:17I feel like I don't know anything about you
01:00:19And then everything clicked
01:00:21Because that's the thing about great things
01:00:23The other shoe always drops
01:00:25You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:34You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:38What is going on?
01:00:39He's the guy I married
01:00:41Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:46I assumed you knew
01:00:47No
01:00:47Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:50Because you clearly hated him
01:00:52And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not
01:00:55Yeah, we obviously made your decision
01:00:56You went on a date with Pierce
01:00:58What?
01:00:58What date?
01:00:59I saw you guys last night
01:01:00Oh my god, nothing happened
01:01:02Jesus
01:01:03You really think that little of me?
01:01:05Ollie, sweetie
01:01:06I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot
01:01:08There she is
01:01:10Oliver's future wife
01:01:12Your what?
01:01:14No
01:01:14This is a massive misunderstanding
01:01:16Hold on
01:01:18Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas
01:01:21How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:24Wait
01:01:24Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:30Oh my god
01:01:32You're dead
01:01:33Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:41Do not touch me right now
01:01:45You tricked your way into a date with me
01:01:47And then you lied to me for weeks
01:01:50I was afraid you were gonna leave
01:01:51Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:56I'm dating Elle
01:01:57No
01:01:58No, you're not
01:02:00Not anymore
01:02:01Just to be clear
01:02:03I want a divorce
01:02:05You're married?
01:02:08Ew
01:02:09Screw this
01:02:10I'm out of here
01:02:11Great idea
01:02:12I'm good
01:02:13Elle
01:02:14No
01:02:22Okay
01:02:23Start talking
01:02:24Because that was the NBA finals of Bad Decisions
01:02:29I met her at the Forbes under 30 event a year ago
01:02:33Hey
01:02:34You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:35Alright
01:02:35Ready?
01:02:36Get together
01:02:36One, two, three
01:02:38One, two, three
01:02:40Beautiful
01:02:40Nice job you guys
01:02:42Oh, hey you guys
01:02:43Got your picture taken?
01:02:44She was photographing the founder's luncheon
01:02:46I
01:02:48I couldn't stop looking at her
01:02:51But I was too much of a coward to say anything
01:02:55I saw her on Pierce's calendar
01:02:57And I learned that they had a date
01:02:59And I, I don't
01:03:00Okay, I panicked
01:03:01Okay, I just
01:03:02I wanted it
01:03:04Holy shit
01:03:05So it's true
01:03:06You did steal his date
01:03:08It was wrong
01:03:09Okay
01:03:09Everything I did was wrong
01:03:11Okay
01:03:11I'm a CEO
01:03:12I try to control everything
01:03:14Understatement of the century
01:03:15But
01:03:16I don't know
01:03:17With Elle
01:03:20I'm different
01:03:23Better
01:03:25I can't believe I'm saying this
01:03:27I'm
01:03:28Go
01:03:31Go
01:03:31Talk to her
01:03:32Just
01:03:33Stop being a control freak
01:03:35And
01:03:35Just try being human
01:03:37Thank you
01:03:40And
01:03:41Elle
01:03:42I do love you, you know
01:03:47Me too
01:03:54Help
01:03:56Help
01:04:13It's been a month since I've seen my husband
01:04:18I searched for joy in my solo life
01:04:20And
01:04:21Stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram
01:04:25I found pleasure in my own company
01:04:34Oh, the clippers just won
01:04:36But
01:04:37Deep down
01:04:38I couldn't stop thinking about him
01:04:41And so I knew it was time
01:04:42Time to do something
01:04:44I thought
01:04:45I would never do
01:04:50Mom
01:04:52I
01:04:53Can I
01:04:54Can I come home?
01:04:59I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles
01:05:15Mr. Chamberlain
01:05:16Is the package for Miss Elle Page ready?
01:05:18Yeah
01:05:20Here's to hoping it works
01:05:26This is the last one
01:05:33We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss
01:05:37Goodbye, Los Angeles
01:05:38So
01:05:40You again
01:05:40I have something for you
01:05:42From Mr. Chamberlain
01:05:44Oliver Chamberlain
01:05:45I know who he is
01:05:49He really
01:05:50Really likes you
01:05:51You know
01:05:59Al
01:06:00First off
01:06:01I want to say sorry
01:06:03Obviously
01:06:04What I did was wrong
01:06:06Selfish
01:06:07But you have to know
01:06:09I fell in love with you a year ago
01:06:11At the Forbes 30 under 30 gala
01:06:13Even though I never talked to you
01:06:15You were so at ease with yourself
01:06:18I envied you immensely
01:06:21So when fate happened
01:06:23And my own sister set you with my brother
01:06:26I stole his date
01:06:27I couldn't help myself
01:06:29I know we're different though
01:06:31But I will make this work
01:06:33Any way
01:06:34Any day
01:06:36But I leave it up to you
01:06:39We can get a divorce
01:06:40The papers are included here
01:06:44Or
01:06:45Here's the key to your house
01:06:47Just about ready now
01:06:49Where we'll watch the clippers
01:06:51And we'll finally have your photo note
01:06:53I want you here, Al
01:06:55Please say yes
01:06:57We're just about ready, Miss
01:06:58Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:11House looks nice
01:07:12I saw the swing
01:07:20Who came?
01:07:23Well
01:07:23I saw the letter
01:07:26Cheesy
01:07:27Or like
01:07:28Too much
01:07:30No
01:07:32Hell, I meant every word
01:07:34I am so sorry
01:07:37You're scared of what I would think
01:07:40I get that
01:07:43You shouldn't have lied to me
01:07:44Still
01:07:47But
01:07:47Then again
01:07:48I guess I've kind of been lying, Gabe
01:07:52About what?
01:07:56I never told you
01:08:00I love you
01:08:02Over
01:08:07I love you too
01:08:10Yeah
01:08:39The rest of the year
01:08:40Flew by
01:08:41I moved into
01:08:43Our house
01:08:46Okay
01:08:47Okay
01:08:50Our love for the clippers
01:08:52Is still going strong
01:08:53Maybe too strong
01:08:55Sometimes
01:08:58And
01:08:59No matter how busy
01:09:00Oliver is with work
01:09:01We always
01:09:03Do a date night a week
01:09:04No exceptions
01:09:07And
01:09:08Almost a year
01:09:09To the date
01:09:10Of our Vegas wedding
01:09:11A day after my birthday
01:09:13We renewed our vows
01:09:15I do
01:09:17I do
01:09:18You may now
01:09:19Just try
01:09:20Not all love stories
01:09:24Start off in disaster
01:09:25But now
01:09:26I was sure
01:09:27We'd last
01:09:28We found love
01:09:29In a hopeless place
01:09:30After all
01:09:31Then
01:09:39We'll be back
01:09:41We'll be back
01:09:42On our website
01:09:44Be
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