00:00Dear Meat Sacks, Aliens and Androids, I proudly present to you, Space Space Star-Topia.
00:07It will be breathtaking.
00:10You're breathtaking!
00:16Help us, Commander.
00:22Commander, I hope you had a pleasant trip.
00:27Welcome to Space Space Star-Topia.
00:30A donut-shaped burgeoning funhouse of cold hard steel.
00:34Organic cell clusters may find a place to live, work and relax here, like Gary here.
00:41Hello, Gary.
00:45Our three unique decks leave nothing to be desired for well-traveled space captains of any species.
00:51Whether you're seeking comfort or thrill, Space Space Star-Topia is always your best choice.
00:58To keep Star-Topia the paradise it is, the tireless buzzer droids are always at work.
01:05Even a utopia can have its problems, so every now and then there can be issues.
01:11But I guarantee you that any genetic anomalies and minor duplication errors are entirely within the acceptable range for an
01:19AI such as myself.
01:21You can trust me to take good care of you and the other citizens.
01:28Except Gary.
01:31I never liked Gary.
01:34What are you waiting for, Commander?
01:36Space Space Star-Topia is waiting for you.
01:39Space Space Star-Topia.
01:41Space Space model.
01:44Space Space posesu.
01:46Very quickly.
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