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The Madison S01E03 (2026) [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:17Every time you leave town, these girls invent a crisis.
00:19I swear to God.
00:21Well, not every time I leave town.
00:23It's every time I go on vacation.
00:25If I was at a shareholder meeting in Boston, everything would be just fine.
00:30Well, it's not fine, and you're not here.
00:32Wait a minute.
00:34Hang on.
00:39It's snowing.
00:41Snowing? In June?
00:42In June.
00:44What do the fish think about that?
00:46The river's too high to fish anyway.
00:48Well, then why are you...
00:50Oh, no, never mind. I remember.
00:52Cabins don't maintain themselves.
00:54They sure don't.
00:55I can't get you to change the curtains here, but you'll fly a thousand miles to restain a deck.
01:00Well, you can change the curtains any time you want.
01:03What you can't get me to do is have an opinion about them.
01:06It's difficult to have an argument when you're proving my point, honey.
01:09I didn't know we were arguing. It's been so pleasant.
01:12Can we get back to the crisis, please?
01:14We can talk about whatever you want.
01:17I had lunch with Abigail today.
01:19Oh, using her full name.
01:21Yeah, she informed me that she and Dallas are getting a divorce.
01:24Well, I was surprised it lasted as long as it did.
01:28It was doomed from the start.
01:29Well, actually, Dallas was doomed from the start.
01:32Anyone who names their child after a city, especially a city they've never been to.
01:37You haven't heard the best part.
01:39Dallas is staying in the apartment and asking for spousal support.
01:44Oh, yeah, well, best of luck with that, Dallas.
01:46All right, where's Abby staying?
01:48Well, she would like to speak to you about that.
01:52I think it's time that we let her figure things out for herself.
01:57Honey, I'm afraid that time has passed.
02:00We throw her out to sink or swim, we're just drowning her kids with her.
02:04I don't know.
02:05Just thinking about when we were young and crammed into a shoebox of an apartment with no furniture,
02:11rationing ramen noodles.
02:13Ah, the good old days.
02:15Yeah, they were.
02:16I mean, what would you trade them for?
02:18An apartment with heat might have been nice.
02:19No, I mean it.
02:20I mean, if you had had parents that you could run to every time life got hard,
02:23would you be the man you are today?
02:25Probably not.
02:26But Abby isn't a man.
02:27What?
02:28Whoa, wait.
02:29What's that supposed to mean?
02:31Easy.
02:31I'm not picking a fight here.
02:33Yeah, well, you let me decide that.
02:35Paige could handle it.
02:37She'd find a way.
02:38But Abby just doesn't have it in her, honey.
02:41She's a dreamer.
02:42Big dreams with absolutely no drive to see them through.
02:45And if we had remained poor, that would not have changed.
02:48So, I don't know.
02:49What are you saying?
02:50She gets to remain a child for the rest of her life?
02:53She remains our responsibility because she does not have the belief to be responsible for
02:57herself.
02:58She never has.
02:59No, the word you mean is discipline.
03:01No, honey.
03:02I mean belief.
03:03You've got to have that first.
03:05How can you have discipline about realizing a dream you don't believe you're capable of
03:09achieving?
03:09We can love her all we want, honey.
03:13We will never make her love herself.
03:17You are ruining my plan to blame this on us.
03:21Don't be too hard on her, honey.
03:24She's hard enough on herself.
03:26And that's her problem.
03:28She's the only one who can fix it.
04:01That's incredible.
04:03Sausage or pancakes?
04:04Both.
04:05Both.
04:05Since when did my girls develop an appetite?
04:09Do you want breakfast?
04:10What are my options?
04:12Elk, sausage, or pancakes?
04:14Oh, God.
04:14It's quite the quandary.
04:16Embrace your inner carnivore or face the gluten monster.
04:19I don't know when you became Miss Little House on the Prairie, you juice-fasting fucking hypocrite.
04:23Hey, are you out of your mind?
04:26Do not talk like that around my girls.
04:28Oh, your girls.
04:29Like you own them.
04:30Babe, you've got to try this baking soda stuff.
04:32Look at my...
04:37I'm going to go for a walk.
04:38Take my girls, would you?
04:40Can we go after breakfast?
04:41You can go now.
04:49Ooh, I'm in for it now.
04:51What are you going to do, Abby?
04:52Are you going to bend me over your...
04:54Don't you ever talk like that around my...
04:56You ever fucking touch me!
05:25You girls want to see a tantrum?
05:27Because where are you going to?
05:29I can see that we've all completely forgotten why we're here.
05:34Or maybe it's just that I did such a terrible job as a mother that I instilled in you absolutely
05:40no love or respect for each other or for anyone else, for that matter.
05:46This is not your house.
05:47This is my house.
05:49And unlike my other house, you make a mess in this one, you will clean it the fuck up.
06:09Cade, Stacy.
06:12I'm sorry to bother you, but I need to pick up Paul's truck at the sheriff's, and I was wondering,
06:19are you sure?
06:27I have to say, it is refreshing to see you two passionate about something, even if it is hating each
06:33other.
06:33Now, if I could just get you to show half this much emotion over losing your father.
06:43I'll sleep if you want more.
06:48Yeah.
06:50Set with the table and dishes?
07:08Everything okay?
07:10No.
07:11Russell, I wouldn't say so.
07:13What happened?
07:14Oh, a lot of emotions, Russell.
07:17They have no idea where to put them.
07:19I'd give them some space so they don't try to put them on you.
07:22Yes.
07:23I've experienced that.
07:27It's not pleasant.
07:28It's not pleasant.
07:52Wow.
07:53Right?
07:55A real-life man cave.
07:57How do they get all of this stuff up ladders?
07:59Isn't this cool?
08:01I don't know if we should be up here, girls.
08:02I don't know how stable the floor is.
08:04It's stable enough for a pool table.
08:08What's this?
08:12Well, that's like an antique computer game, sort of.
08:17From, like, the Old West?
08:19From, well, not from the New West, that's for sure.
08:51Maybe they should have beat the shit out of each other years ago.
08:54Abby, I want you to come with me.
08:57Paige, you keep an eye on the girls, a close eye.
09:00Yes, ma'am.
09:04Grab that card.
09:05The girls made for the neighbors.
09:19Thank you for doing this.
09:20Of course.
09:21Excuse the mess.
09:22It's a work truck.
09:24No, we're no stranger to messes.
09:26You'll be right at home.
09:27Oh, God.
09:28Oh, sorry.
09:34Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:39Okay.
09:42Ooh.
09:49Ooh.
09:51Ooh.
09:52Ooh.
09:53Ooh.
09:58I have something for you, for my girls, to say.
10:02Don't thank me.
10:03I didn't do anything.
10:04But my wife will be tickled, babe.
10:08We can drop it off.
10:09You got time.
10:10We have time.
10:40Hey, darling.
10:41Hey, mama.
10:42Hope y'all are going to put him to work.
10:44Sounds like a cow dog.
10:46Obeys much better when he's tired.
10:47We'll see what we can come up with.
10:50A girl's made this for you.
10:51It's silly, but they wanted to thank you for the food.
10:53Well, nothing silly about it at all.
10:56How'd you like those Indian tacos?
10:58Those are usually the hit of the picnic.
11:01We are saving those for last.
11:02That's what we do.
11:04Kate says we got a daughter the same age as yours.
11:07We'd love to get them together.
11:09Yeah, I mean, I don't know how long we're going to stay, but we should...
11:11That would be great.
11:12How's this school here?
11:14Like the old days, they're all crammed in one room.
11:16It's great for the young ones, because the older kids help them.
11:19And it's great for the older ones, because they learn how to help.
11:22I'll be back before supper.
11:24No rush.
11:25I ain't going nowhere.
11:29Bye.
11:29I love you.
11:46So how'd you two meet?
11:47A rodeo.
11:49I was running Bronx, because I'm stupid, and she was running barrel, because she's wilder
11:54than the rabbit hair.
11:59I have no idea what he just said.
12:03I think he's saying they were made for each other.
12:05Yes, ma'am.
12:06That's what I was saying.
12:27Sorry.
12:29Oh, but it's okay.
12:37Howdy, amigo.
12:40You still got that yellow with the three socks?
12:43No, I got them.
12:44I'm sure you want them.
12:45He's fine outside, but he's a dancing sucker in the box.
12:48He don't like them arenas.
12:50Can I come try him?
12:51Anytime you want.
12:53I'll come over this weekend.
12:54Don't bring beer.
12:55My wife will kill us both.
12:56I make no promises.
12:59May I ask you something?
13:02Yes, ma'am.
13:04What in the world were you two talking about?
13:07A horse.
13:09A dancing horse.
13:11That he is.
13:13Okay.
13:19I just need to make a copy of the death certificate.
13:23The funeral home should have prepared.
13:26Oh.
13:34Sorry.
13:35This one's the...
13:37Long one.
13:39Long one.
14:03We moved it out front for you.
14:07We're praying for you, Mrs. Clacker.
14:08We're praying for what?
14:11For peace.
14:13It's not working.
14:16It's not working.
14:48It's not working.
14:51It's not working.
14:54It's not working.
15:24Do you want me to tell me to go?
15:35We got it from here, but thank you.
15:38You don't know the way?
15:39Just pulled up my phone.
15:41Sounds like a no.
15:42Don't you follow me?
16:02Don't you follow me?
16:17Don't you follow me?
16:23Don't you follow me?
16:26Okay, you know what? This tough love shit is 20 years too late.
16:30Isn't that the truth?
16:32Is that why you asked me to come?
16:34You didn't get it out of your system this morning?
16:36Okay, you know what? Fine, Mom. Pull over. Give me your best shot.
16:41What is your plan?
16:42My plan?
16:43Yeah. In New York. For the future.
16:47I don't know. Co-parent my daughters?
16:50You're doing that anywhere.
16:53Work on myself?
16:54Honey, what does that mean?
16:56I don't know. Try and find happiness.
17:00Find someone who makes me happy. I don't know. Start dating. I don't know. I've tried to...
17:06You have no idea.
17:09No.
17:10You should stay with me.
17:13No, I am not moving to the Upper East Side where everyone is married and...
17:17No, no, I mean here.
17:18Here?
17:18I told you what I'm doing.
17:20Mom.
17:21Abby, you have never been challenged in your life.
17:23Mom.
17:23This would be a challenge.
17:25Mom, stop.
17:25And challenge is exactly what you need.
17:26You are not moving to Montana with no running water.
17:29We have running water. We have no sewage.
17:31How can you live here? You have no friends.
17:33The grocery store is an hour away. And what are you going to do in the winter? Are you going
17:36to chop wood?
17:37I know you are hurting. We are all hurting.
17:40I don't know how to move on from a failed marriage.
17:42I can't fathom moving on from a perfect one. But this is not moving on.
17:47This is hiding. You have countless friends in New York. Your family is there. All of the charities that you
17:54work so hard...
17:55The debate about what I will do is over. This is a debate about what you will do. And what
18:01I will do as a result. I will sell your house, which is my house. And as executor of the
18:07trust, I will cease all payments to you. You want to live in New York? You make it work.
18:14And what about my children?
18:16Pick a boarding school. I'll pay for that.
18:18You know, their father needs to be a part of this decision.
18:19Oh, no, no, no. I am selling his house, too. There are no more free rides for anyone. Your options
18:24are stay here with me. Or you figure out your life on your own.
18:31What the fuck did I do to make you hate me so much, Mom?
18:36No. Abby, you don't understand that this is the most love I have ever shown you.
18:44Let me out of this car. I want out of this fucking car. I want out of this fucking car!
19:01What the fuck? What the fuck?
19:07Fuck!
19:12Hey, bud. You busy?
19:14Yeah, I got some lost cargo on 89. You mind running it up to the house?
19:19Well, thanks, Amigo.
19:21Yeah.
19:25A big one.
19:28There is a green room just outside the theater. The screening ends at 8.52, and then we'll escort him
19:34out for the Q&A, which is scheduled for 25 minutes.
19:38If he wants. If he wants to do photos, he can. And then we'll get him over to the Soho
19:42house for the reception.
19:45No, I won't. I've had a death in the family. Thank you.
19:58Hey, you hit it. Come on!
20:01Is it cold?
20:02Is it cold?
20:03It feels great!
20:13Ooh, it's cold.
20:20I'm...
20:25Baby.
20:30All right, come on.
20:32All right.
20:33Baby three.
20:34All right, come on.
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28:32I'LL BE BACK
28:34TAKE BEAR SPRAY
28:35IF THERE WAS A BEAR
28:36I THINK I WOULD SEE IT
28:59Hey, it's Abby.
29:01I need a message.
29:04Mom.
29:06You didn't tell us you were back.
29:10I'm going to have to go back out and find your sister.
29:12She's at the neighbors.
29:14What neighbors?
29:15The cowboy.
29:16That doesn't make any sense.
29:19The cowboy followed me here.
29:20That's where she is.
29:22We're making dinner. Are you hungry?
29:24How did she manage that?
29:26I heard handsome and I heard uniform.
29:32What's for dinner?
29:34The tacos.
29:35We dare not speak their name.
29:37I cannot wait for those girls to meet the woman who made them.
29:44We swam in the river today.
29:46Oh yeah? How was that?
29:47I felt gray on my hoo-ha.
29:49And then Russell made me this baking soda bandage.
29:53There's no telling the yeast infection I'm in store for, but the swelling is sure down.
29:57My vagina is almost back to my mom.
29:58Jesus.
29:59I gotta say, Paige, not the answer I was expecting.
30:07What are you doing, girls?
30:09Found this in our cabin.
30:11Internet, stop breaking.
30:19So, why'd you throw mom out of your truck?
30:22For beating Paige's ass?
30:24Hey!
30:25Number one, it was a draw.
30:27Number two, nice language.
30:29I didn't.
30:30Your mother asked to get out of the truck.
30:33Not what she said.
30:34Well, her relationship with the truth remains the same.
30:37Okay, I think this is ready.
30:40Okay, let's go.
31:23Tony, don't rope the dog.
31:28And what are you doing?
31:29Mickey Spear.
31:30Hey, a little help here.
31:32Hey, boys.
31:35Here you go, darling.
31:36Oh, thank you.
31:38Here you go.
31:39Okay, some spice.
31:41Thanks, mama.
31:42You're welcome.
31:44Swap leads into the turn, Kayla.
32:02Looks like you're about on a horse.
32:04Let's get her washed up and fed.
32:09Don't mind us while we herd wild children.
32:16Oh, my God.
32:17Spade, let that snake go.
32:19He's not bothering you.
32:20Are there more of those things around?
32:22You want as many of those around as you can get.
32:25What is that?
32:26Keep the rodents away.
32:28You ain't got rodents, you ain't got rattlesnakes.
32:31Good to know.
32:34It looks like they're...
32:37Should we go?
32:38I'll get those kids put down and be right back out.
32:42Thanks.
32:44You have kids?
32:45Two boys.
32:47How old?
32:4814 and 11.
32:51I was the scourge of New York when I got pregnant at 20.
32:54I fit right in here.
32:57Where's your wife?
32:59She died.
33:02I'm sorry.
33:03It was a few years ago.
33:11Cancer?
33:13ATV flipped over on her.
33:15She was running it up the hill.
33:18She had no business being on, but we couldn't tell her no.
33:23She was wild as fire.
33:29What about you?
33:32My ex-husband is very much alive.
33:36I only wish you were dead.
33:39You don't wish that?
33:40I'm kidding.
33:41I shouldn't have said that.
33:43I was...
33:45He a good father?
33:49That's an interesting question.
33:51Pretty important one.
33:52He's half the deal.
33:53Just interesting you thought to ask it.
33:58What's interesting is...
34:02You haven't answered.
34:07Hope he is.
34:09For your kids' sake.
34:13It's getting late.
34:16Want me to take you home?
34:17Oh, I would like that very much.
34:19But for now, I will settle for the ranch next door.
34:25Ranch next door it is.
34:29Thanks.
34:39What?
34:41What?
34:42What?
34:44What are you...
34:45Well, you want to go back, right?
34:47Yeah.
34:47Okay.
34:49But you're not walking.
34:50I'm waiting for you.
34:51Oh.
34:52You want me to move first?
34:54And then I walk with you.
34:55That's how it works.
34:56Yeah.
34:57Just...
34:58Still figuring out the rules here, so...
35:00Ain't too hard to figure out.
35:01Yeah.
35:09Thanks.
35:09You bet.
35:10What?
35:10I'm ten.
35:20I'm...
35:23I'm...
35:28I'm...
35:34I'm...
35:36I'm...
35:36I'm...
35:37I'm...
35:38Oh, my God.
36:10Oh, hi.
36:19How long are you in the valley?
36:21That is the question, and I have no answer.
36:26Here's another one. When are y'all coming back?
36:29Another question with no answer.
36:33Why?
36:36Why do you ask?
36:39I know you're dealing with a lot, and this ain't a timing.
36:42Good timing is not something I was blessed with.
36:45Got to take my shots when they come.
36:50I'm trying to decipher that.
36:51There's not much to decipher. The answer is yes.
36:56I ain't asked a question yet.
36:59The answer's still yes.
37:04Okay.
37:05This is when the country boy thing needs a little kick in the ass.
37:08Do you have a pen?
37:10Something to write on?
37:24Right, okay.
37:25So I'll, uh...
37:31Great.
37:34Nope. I'm gonna... I'm gonna need one more of those.
37:50Oh, my God.
37:50I don't know.
37:51Okay.
37:54You better go, or I'm gonna drag you into a horse stall.
37:59That's not the threat to make me leave.
38:06I'm gonna go, thank you, do damage control on my daughters.
38:11After we plot out a cemetery and plan a funeral, I am pretty free.
38:16So, give me a call.
38:20I'll do it.
38:29Oh, my God. He's fucking beautiful.
38:32I don't know about beautiful.
38:33He's fit. He's in shape.
38:35But that's, like, the job, you know?
38:36So, please.
38:37He's so cute, Mom.
38:38Really?
38:39Yeah.
38:40You just found him on the street?
38:41Well, actually, he found me.
38:42I was steamy.
38:43What are you guys doing?
38:45Sexy, man.
38:56That doesn't hurt.
38:59Harder.
39:00Your threshold for pain should be studied.
39:02Walk 30 blocks in 4-inch heels, then tell me it's the foot massage that hurts.
39:07I'm gonna take your word for it.
39:09So, the judge didn't award spouses support.
39:13Or child support.
39:14Why would you?
39:15They're both unemployed.
39:17Says each parent is responsible for expenses when they have the girls.
39:21And they need to split tuition.
39:25Or place them in public school.
39:28That's not happening.
39:29Well, maybe it should happen.
39:30In the village?
39:31Come on, honey.
39:32Look, this is a win because the court isn't dictating what we do, which is gonna have to
39:36cover the gap when the girls are with him.
39:38He hasn't worked a day in his life.
39:41If we don't help, he'll tuck tail and go.
39:44Who knows?
39:45Where do 35-year-old adolescents go?
39:47Oh, Los Angeles.
39:49Try to become a fucking actor.
39:53Then we're just robbing their children.
39:55He's a nice guy.
39:57Dilettante with zero ambition.
40:00Be nice.
40:01That's partly our fault.
40:03We did.
40:04We enabled it.
40:05Look, you're enabling it now.
40:07If we're always around to pick her up, she's never gonna learn to stand on her own.
40:12For God's sake, she's 33 years old.
40:16We need to let her fall down.
40:20Honey, I can't do that.
40:23She may be the oldest, but she's still my baby.
40:26I can't take that risk.
40:30Picking her up when she falls is my job.
40:52Told you, honey.
40:56I can't do that.
40:57I can't do that.
40:59I can't do that.
41:02I can't do that.
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