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00:00:00Why wouldn't you be in this?
00:00:02You're not gonna be a sinner for me?
00:00:03You're gonna be a sinner?
00:00:05You're so guilful.
00:00:07If you're a sinner, you're a sinner for me.
00:00:09I'm gonna be in trouble.
00:00:10I'm gonna be a sinner for you.
00:00:11What's that?
00:00:12I'm a sinner for you.
00:00:13Then you're not gonna be a sinner for me?
00:00:15I'ma look at what is behind you.
00:00:18Oh, such a girl's name is the one that's called the one.
00:00:22You're right!
00:00:23This is called the one.
00:00:26The one.
00:00:26The one.
00:00:27The one.
00:00:31原来陈兄从未被女色迷惑 射赐是我愚笨了
00:00:34下去别那么冲动 其实我就是想多刷点装逼纸啊
00:00:39宿主装逼成功 包製两个装逼对象 为你产生源源不断的钦佩之情
00:00:45装逼纸加了五十万 当前余额一千两百万
00:00:49又有五十万到账 爽啊
00:00:52陈兄 你何时来的
00:00:55我刚来 差点错过这出好戏
00:00:58你不是要求我性命吗
00:01:00来 请开始命人表演啊
00:01:09黑风寨主 给本乡挡着
00:01:12来人 把这废窝拖下去 送到教坊死为奴
00:01:19相爷 黑风寨 如此的油烟不见
00:01:23莫不是你意 还有什么后手吧
00:01:26你管他什么后手
00:01:29传我命令 派大军攻打黑风寨
00:01:32我倒要看看他这一寨之地 才能对抗本乡一国之威
00:01:39相爷请慢 相爷还请色思啊
00:01:42你想 这黑风寨 先是法宝
00:01:46再就是 大宗师身手
00:01:48我们如广强弓的话
00:01:51恐怕会损失草重啊
00:01:52嗯 什么意思
00:01:55那些低贱的废徒 历次羞辱本乡
00:01:58本乡就跟神
00:01:59成
00:02:00那是你的
00:02:01下官的意思是
00:02:03我们可以
00:02:05一蛇 出 洞
00:02:08一蛇 出 洞
00:02:12更本乡详细说什么
00:02:15下官 请丞相 登基啊
00:02:18登基
00:02:23本乡何尝不想登基
00:02:25但女帝不死
00:02:26本想着皇位 坐不稳呢
00:02:31哎
00:02:32相爷 您想想看
00:02:37只要相爷放出登基的消息
00:02:40那女帝必然会心急赎坟
00:02:42主动来投奔京城 自投罗王
00:02:45解释咱们可以 一去拿下女帝
00:02:49好
00:02:50好
00:02:53传我命令
00:02:54召告天下大拜夜袭
00:02:57本乡
00:03:00朕
00:03:01要择日登基
00:03:05吾皇
00:03:06万岁万岁
00:03:08万万岁
00:03:14万万岁
00:03:21恩
00:03:25怎么样
00:03:26咱们黑风战的星级玩意儿
00:03:27是不是比京城多多了
00:03:29确实
00:03:30这里住的我甚是舒坦
00:03:32恩
00:03:33那以后就是常待待这儿
00:03:34恩
00:03:35kek
00:03:38小姐 小姐
00:03:38来来来
00:03:40程兄
00:03:41我有事出去一下
00:03:42去吧
00:03:46subscription
00:03:48喂
00:03:53大王
00:03:54自从前段时间抓了内鬼过后
00:03:57二当家和您的关系就越来越近了
00:04:00看来
00:04:00二当家和您的好事是要成了
00:04:03你成个屁呀
00:04:05你懂啥
00:04:07二当家
00:04:08那是给我积极的汇报工作
00:04:10是吗
00:04:11我看不像
00:04:14嗯
00:04:18怎么了翠儿
00:04:19What are you talking about?
00:04:20I'm not worried.
00:04:22I'm not worried.
00:04:23This is the fool of the devil.
00:04:25He is fighting for the king.
00:04:30He is fighting for the king.
00:04:32He is fighting for the king.
00:04:35I have no way to overcome this.
00:04:36He is not in the grave.
00:04:37He is blinded.
00:04:38I have taken him to his king.
00:04:39The king of the king of the king is fighting for the king.
00:04:43Good luck.
00:04:44I am going to fight for the king.
00:04:45He's doing the whole thing.
00:04:49I'm going to take you back to your face.
00:04:51Let's go ahead and let's go ahead and fight back to the king.
00:04:54No.
00:04:56If you really fight back to the king,
00:04:57let's go to the king.
00:04:58If the king will die,
00:05:00the people will die.
00:05:02Let's go ahead and let's go.
00:05:04No.
00:05:05No.
00:05:06No.
00:05:07No.
00:05:08No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:10No.
00:05:14No.
00:05:15So we have to say how does it book one?
00:05:16I have a way to cut jealous sins.
00:05:19Is it true?
00:05:20Are you not mistaken?
00:05:22We assume we have a time to talk to now.
00:05:24I can't do it,
00:05:25but the king
00:05:26No, don't want to.
00:05:27I will just go to the 그렇게 friend.
00:05:29I will send his wife to the king for the king of the king.
00:05:32Oh, not.
00:05:33Oh, thank you so much.
00:05:34He knows his wife's true.
00:05:36He will kill you.
00:05:38I can't say it.
00:05:39The law of peace is a step.
00:05:40The law of peace is a country.
00:05:44The law of peace is not to be on earth.
00:05:47What?
00:05:47Is your sin?
00:05:52I'm going to get on my head.
00:05:54I'm being caught.
00:05:55Oh my god, you're all right?
00:05:57I'm all right, I'm going to have a drink.
00:06:02Did you hurt your leg?
00:06:11Your leg?
00:06:14Oh my god, go to the door.
00:06:16Yes, my god.
00:06:16Oh my god, there's a cup of tea.
00:06:18I'll take the cup of tea.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:19Oh my god, you don't...
00:06:22You don't want to...
00:06:23Oh my god.
00:06:27Oh my god.
00:06:31Oh my god.
00:06:37From the entrance to the entrance to the entrance to the entrance,
00:06:38there's no one to go to the entrance.
00:06:42It's just a bit of a walk.
00:06:44It's just a bit of a walk.
00:06:45You're right.
00:06:47Why are you so good?
00:06:48You're right.
00:06:48You're right.
00:06:50You're right.
00:06:50You're right.
00:07:01You're right.
00:07:03You're right.
00:07:05I'm so good.
00:07:07You're right.
00:07:07You're right.
00:07:09You're right.
00:07:10You're right.
00:07:11You're right.
00:07:13You're right.
00:07:14Look at me.
00:07:15You're right.
00:07:16You're right.
00:07:17I'm not sure you're right.
00:07:20I have a question, I want to ask you.
00:07:23Can you ask me?
00:07:24If I'm a woman, you would like me to do this?
00:07:36He is so close.
00:07:38What is he going to do?
00:07:40He is not going to kiss me.
00:07:41Okay, let's go.
00:07:43What's that?
00:07:45What's that?
00:07:46What's up?
00:07:47You are sure you are a daughter.
00:07:50He's a soldier with a woman.
00:07:53Hands up a woman.
00:07:54She wants three thousand square feet before.
00:07:58You are a woman.
00:07:59You talk a bit wrong.
00:08:00Whoever makes her Stadt.
00:08:02man!'m
00:08:04angry many inches. What
00:08:05are you doing too quick? Your
00:08:06director is called Christian Jessie. That's
00:08:13awesome stone. Same word
00:08:16I said it's a假.
00:08:17It's a假.假
00:08:20.假.
00:08:22If假
00:08:22is you, I won't be afraid. You are
00:08:26not afraid of me. I'm
00:08:27not afraid of you. You're
00:08:28a fool. But I'm
00:08:32not afraid of you. It's already
00:08:33here. Because now this黑风寺
00:08:36is not my own house. It's
00:08:39all the people's house.
00:08:40It's all the people's house.
00:08:41And those people's house. It's
00:08:43all the people's house.
00:08:43They're all the people's house.
00:08:46I can't agree with him, but I can't agree with him.
00:08:51I can't agree with him.
00:08:55Well, I think we'll have a rest for two days.
00:08:58Let's go.
00:09:00Wait.
00:09:02What's wrong?
00:09:04I have a plan for you.
00:09:06What's wrong?
00:09:06I'm going to tell you.
00:09:07I'm going to send you back to京城.
00:09:11How many times are you?
00:09:14Why are you here?
00:09:18You have a man.
00:09:21Please.
00:09:22Tell me what you mean that you got.
00:09:29I can't believe you.
00:09:32She's the king,
00:09:32I煩.
00:09:33I don't want to go.
00:09:33I,
00:09:34this is the king.
00:09:35The king is the king of theanope.
00:09:37He's the king,
00:09:38the king of theanope.
00:09:41No, no, no.
00:09:42Wait, wait.
00:09:42Don't you let me take this?
00:09:44This time is the king.
00:09:44Oh
00:09:47Oh
00:09:48Oh
00:09:48Oh
00:09:49Wow
00:09:50Oh
00:09:51Oh
00:09:51Oh
00:09:51Oh
00:09:55Something
00:09:57Oh
00:10:01Oh
00:10:02Oh
00:10:02Oh
00:10:03I'm not sure you're a girl.
00:10:06I'm a girl.
00:10:09What is that?
00:10:13After I get the information,
00:10:14the poor man will be on the 10th of the year.
00:10:16He says he will be on the 10th of the year.
00:10:17The people of the people will be on the 10th of the year.
00:10:20I'm going to invite him to send me to the king.
00:10:22I'm going to stop him to get him.
00:10:24I'm not sure.
00:10:25I'll send you to the king.
00:10:27But not I'll send.
00:10:29Let him send.
00:10:33弊想政科 王医生
00:10:35没错 王清洋医生专制各种去牛逼
00:10:40什么小成仙啊 竞技宗清传弟子的 一致一个种
00:10:45你说我得了义证 成天
00:10:48我先撤了 大王 先走啊 大王
00:10:57是不是跟想象中的有点有点不太一样吧
00:10:59陛下 咱们接下来该怎么办
00:11:01怎么办 喝酒 真要喝得个不醉不贵
00:11:07陛下你要接酒消愁
00:11:17小五三 是不是我给李姑娘的压力太早了
00:11:22今天她连她是女帝这种风话都说出来了
00:11:24还说什么 奸向要登基 知情臭女帝
00:11:27不还在位置上吗
00:11:29那接下来看怎么登基 登基个鸡毛啊
00:11:31是啊 我听说王清洋医生也只能治疗出牛逼啊
00:11:36这医症吧
00:11:39我这有个土办法
00:11:41什么办法 听说只要把患医症的人都蒙起来
00:11:44出几边子就好了 要不再试试
00:11:47还我你吗
00:11:49大王 大王不好了 大王大王大王
00:11:53别闪我别闪我 关了关了关了
00:11:55大王大王不来了
00:11:56换了你说起来
00:11:57好好好好
00:11:59大王
00:12:01这干嘛干嘛的了 一天到晚的没点好消息啊
00:12:04这是我们在京城的案团刚刚发来的密报
00:12:07那个街巷又登基了
00:12:09登基就登基呗 登基嘛
00:12:11什么
00:12:19我了个洞 真登基了
00:12:21大王这
00:12:24什么什么的事
00:12:26大王这是我们在京城的探子
00:12:27前两天刚刚发过来的十万火鸡
00:12:29快拔加鞭的
00:12:30这绝对是最认乎的消息啊
00:12:32快拔加鞭 最认乎的
00:12:34那他为什么知道的比我快
00:12:36除非他有什么其他缺乱
00:12:39不对
00:12:40今天说想乱吧
00:12:42大哥
00:12:43难道他们真的是
00:12:45嗯
00:12:47嗯
00:12:48嗯
00:12:49嗯
00:12:50李姑娘
00:12:51你白天跟我说的事
00:12:52你快再说一
00:12:53你干嘛呢
00:12:55你怎么喝这么多
00:12:57别好
00:12:58我的酒
00:12:59哎
00:13:00哎
00:13:01哎
00:13:02他不是因为你
00:13:04是
00:13:05吗
00:13:06唐唐女帝
00:13:08荒唐女帝
00:13:08她不容易跟你谈不完
00:13:12你却说我得了一阵
00:13:14还那个黄青瑶
00:13:15也是我得了一阵
00:13:18她说我有病
00:13:20妈
00:13:21me
00:13:22I'm going to kill you
00:13:27Let me pull you here
00:13:33I'm going to my maid
00:13:36You're a maid
00:13:41I'm going to like
00:13:45I like
00:13:45I like you
00:13:46you are
00:13:50I like you
00:13:52I really like this
00:13:56I really like this
00:13:57I really like this
00:14:02I just didn't know what to do
00:14:04I just wanted to go to the next day
00:14:05You can go back to the rest of the day
00:14:08I have to go
00:14:11You can go back to the rest of the day
00:14:13You can go back to the rest of the day
00:14:20What are you doing?
00:14:21What are you doing?
00:14:22I'm just done with it
00:14:23I'm not done with you
00:14:25I can't be done with you
00:14:27I'm just done with you
00:14:29I'm done with you
00:14:31You're done
00:14:32I'm done
00:14:32You can do it
00:14:34I want to do it
00:14:35I can't do it
00:14:37You will be ready
00:14:38I will be ready
00:14:47Oh, my God.
00:15:18谁脱的我的衣服,翠儿,翠儿,翠儿,别吵,俺昨天就没事了,不好,一下有危险,哪有危险,哪有危险,陈婷,
00:15:43你竟敢,竟敢对你做这种,这种事情,完了完了,底下不干净了,不是不是,等会儿,你们想的都是什么呀,你昨晚自己喝多的时候做了什么,你都不记得了吗,我做什么了,
00:16:23不好意思啊,陈婶,是我误会了,
00:16:27行了行了,不跟你计较这件事儿,但是,我们还是先来算一算,你隐瞒身份的事儿,大,前,女,弟,
00:16:43陈下,快跑,不必,陈兄,此时是我不对,你想怎样都可以,但是,还请你放过翠儿,行行了
00:16:54,我要真想要你性命,我早就动手了,何必留你到今天,陈兄,难道,你不想报复我,
00:17:02我要报复的,是上面那位,是百姓生命为草剑的昏君,而不是
00:17:12,我面前的这个,为了百姓的安危,都可以放弃自己生命的人,陈兄
00:17:18,那你打算怎么做,当然是,
00:17:20当然是,斩
00:17:24,草
00:17:25,除,跟
00:17:27,陈兄
00:17:29,你这是要攻打京城吗
00:17:31?攻打京城?那必然是攻打不了啊
00:17:37,我要是真的攻打京城了
00:17:39,百姓不更命不聊生了?不行不行不行,
00:17:41那陈兄,那陈兄
00:17:44,你是要铲除奸巷?诶,把他给铲除了
00:17:49,怎么就
00:17:50,自杀也是不行啊,我要真把他给嘎了
00:17:54,没有压着,天下
00:17:56,不更往套了吗?也不行也不行,那这也不行
00:17:59,那也不行,那怎么该怎么办呀
00:18:02?本王,妙计
00:18:05,小伙子,
00:18:12小没见过咋呢,转过来
00:18:14,你,就写一封信给他抠成像
00:18:17,就说
00:18:18,黑枫寨大王,要亲自接他儿子回京
00:18:21,但是呢
00:18:22,这路途关墙逢同
00:18:24,咱们,需要他的一份,
00:18:26through官文碘
00:18:27?是大王,去吧,程兄,你这是何意?
00:18:36这叫智取
00:18:37宝贝
00:18:38咱们进正面工程
00:18:40一自杀
00:18:41就等他
00:18:43登上龙位的那一刻
00:18:45跟他来一场
00:18:47正面交通
00:19:03谁又怕离求
00:19:05悠悠的不成功
00:19:07因为人生情深
00:19:10朗朗颜色星空
00:19:12往海洞花灯
00:19:15寒浪群体严草
00:19:18夜火皆似酒家
00:19:20君彩这黑君郎
00:19:24威风铃鱼循择
00:19:26我本比最偏大
00:19:28游走尽心浪花
00:19:32无设小处里一场
00:19:36我从来抗铁风
00:19:38兵许则成军藏
00:19:41相爷
00:19:42相爷
00:19:43大喜
00:19:44嗯
00:19:46陛下
00:19:50天大的喜事啊
00:19:53那土匪听闻陛下登基之事
00:19:56便闻风而降了
00:19:59这是土匪送来的降书
00:20:00陛下
00:20:02请您过目
00:20:03嘿嘿嘿嘿
00:20:05好
00:20:06好啊
00:20:08说明
00:20:09朕
00:20:10天命
00:20:11所以
00:20:12陛下
00:20:13陈
00:20:16祝陛下
00:20:18万岁万岁
00:20:20万万岁
00:20:27万万岁
00:20:28平身
00:20:32陛下
00:20:33臣有一事担心哪
00:20:37他要是炸祥的话怎么
00:20:39喂
00:20:39炸祥有何方
00:20:44朕手握金石二十万金金
00:20:45只要他肯进城
00:20:50就逃不出朕的五指山
00:20:52朕要让这天下人不肯
00:20:53不肯
00:20:54不肯
00:20:55这第一恶妇
00:20:58也要贵妇在朕的脚下
00:20:59过去
00:21:00这就是京城了
00:21:02都没我们黑风寨三七豪华
00:21:09你别看我呀
00:21:10师兄都是我爹
00:21:12赵国
00:21:13赵国性感的
00:21:14我是无辜的呀
00:21:15再说
00:21:15我早就想跟他断绝父子关系了
00:21:17是吗
00:21:18是
00:21:19叫爸爸
00:21:20爸爸
00:21:22爸爸
00:21:25能把我放出去吗
00:21:27嗯
00:21:27我放
00:21:29喘滚头
00:21:31喘滚头
00:21:32喘滚头
00:21:32喘滚
00:21:34如今我们已入虎口
00:21:35你确定有办法将奸向拉下马
00:21:38喘滚
00:21:40喘滚
00:21:40喘滚
00:21:41只要入朝之前
00:21:41没人识破你们真正身份
00:21:43咱们这盘棋
00:21:46就算赢了
00:21:53那人管子太怕了
00:21:54吃不掉了
00:21:55喘滚头
00:21:57喘滚头
00:21:59喘滚头
00:21:59喘滚头
00:21:59喘滚头
00:22:00喘滚头
00:22:02喘滚头
00:22:03喘滚头喘滚头
00:22:06你谁呀 啊
00:22:07敢来我叫大王
00:22:08années 那二维宝
00:22:10这什么大王八小王八
00:22:11赶紧从这铁娃巴串客
00:22:13躺开来 什么意思
00:22:15啊 哼
00:22:16给老子交点过路去 要不然 我不去 下午点
00:22:22低调小事
00:22:23他们想要什么就给
00:22:25赶紧打发走
00:22:26哎 是
00:22:27大哥
00:22:29这啥呀 没见过呀
00:22:40各位爷 我们出来乍到 外地来的行商不懂规矩
00:22:51懂事儿 我告诉你 在这金城的地界上
00:22:56六十兆了
00:22:59这儿是赵家的
00:23:00沿着空气也是赵家的
00:23:03那想闪口气 咱不焦睡
00:23:05哎哟 爷您说的事儿啊
00:23:08那没什么事儿 我能走了吗
00:23:11走快走谢谢
00:23:12谢谢 人了不错啊
00:23:22慢着 慢着
00:23:25Oh my god, that's enough for me.
00:23:29I don't want to go.
00:23:35I don't want to go.
00:23:37I don't want to go.
00:23:43I don't want to go.
00:23:46Don't want to go.
00:23:49This is the elder girl from the dead.
00:23:56So what?
00:24:01You don't want to go.
00:24:03This is the mother.
00:24:04Don't want to go.
00:24:05Yes, you don't want to go behind us.
00:24:08You'll see us all in our deeds.
00:24:10That's our plan to get all out of it.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:13I'll give it to you.
00:24:15I'll give it to you.
00:24:16Here is the京城.
00:24:17It's the village.
00:24:19I'll give it to you.
00:24:27I'll give it to you.
00:24:29I'll give it to you.
00:24:33You're a little girl.
00:24:35You're a little girl.
00:24:35You're a little girl.
00:24:36No...
00:24:39You're a little girl.
00:24:41Hey...
00:24:44You're a little girl.
00:24:48Youkiya.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54Guys, you're a little girl.
00:24:56Don't let me get away from you.
00:24:58I'll give it to you.
00:24:59You can shoot me.
00:25:00You know I'm who are.
00:25:03He is the zombie.
00:25:04Hey, I'm the father of the father of the father of the father.
00:25:09My son.
00:25:10Oh, my son.
00:25:14You're not a kid.
00:25:15You're not a kid.
00:25:16You're a kid.
00:25:19What's wrong?
00:25:21I'm a kid.
00:25:23I'm a kid.
00:25:27What?
00:25:29What?
00:25:30What is the?
00:25:31Isn't he должна bigger he should beotonin?
00:25:34Who wiota on,ATE.
00:25:36Sul参加相,
00:25:37I'm a kid.
00:25:38My son.
00:25:40He gives me this.
00:25:41In this annuity,
00:25:42I am green.
00:25:43In this tan is about writing these trees.
00:25:47So i'm gonna help me solve them.
00:25:48I can be predators of these Chambers.
00:25:50The wild cornfire.
00:25:52Sur blues.
00:25:53rice gums,
00:25:53I'm gonna do myledge kelysian.
00:25:59If...
00:26:00I'm going to put you in the way of the devil.
00:26:05Oh!
00:26:06Oh!
00:26:06Oh!
00:26:07Oh!
00:26:08Oh!
00:26:09Oh!
00:26:14Oh!
00:26:15Oh!
00:26:16Oh!
00:26:19Oh!
00:26:21Oh!
00:26:32Oh!
00:26:32Well, I got a business to be mad!
00:26:34Oh, you got some music?
00:26:36Oh!
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:37Oh!
00:26:39Oh!
00:26:39Oh!
00:26:40Oh!
00:26:41Oh!
00:26:42Oh!
00:26:42Oh!
00:26:43Oh!
00:26:47Oh!
00:26:47It's like a game of fun.
00:26:50Here.
00:26:51Let's go.
00:26:52You can't kill me.
00:26:56I'll kill you.
00:26:57I'll kill you.
00:26:59I'll kill you.
00:27:00You're so stupid.
00:27:02I've never heard this.
00:27:05I've never heard this.
00:27:07I'll kill you.
00:27:30I'll kill you.
00:27:33I'll kill you.
00:27:34I'll kill you.
00:27:34You just ran to leave?
00:27:37I'll kill you.
00:27:38You're the one who's going to kill me.
00:27:42I'll kill you!
00:27:45Oh my god, I'm not sure how this is.
00:27:52I was just that one.
00:27:55Can you tell me that?
00:27:56I'm not sure how this is.
00:27:58I'm not sure how this is.
00:27:59Now, I don't want to.
00:28:09I'm not sure how this is.
00:28:13I'm a baby
00:28:15and I'll have a child
00:28:17and you can't take me as a kid
00:28:19to be a kid
00:28:20I'm not a kid
00:28:24I'm not a kid
00:28:25I'm not a kid
00:28:27Look at this
00:28:28I'm a kid
00:28:30I'm a kid
00:28:32I'm a kid
00:28:35I'm gonna let you see
00:28:37I've heard about
00:28:38we'll let you go
00:28:40I'll let you go
00:28:40Go
00:28:41Go
00:28:44Go
00:28:46Go
00:28:46Go
00:28:46Go
00:28:47Go
00:28:47Go
00:28:47Go
00:28:47Go
00:28:47Go
00:28:48Go
00:28:49Go
00:28:52Go
00:28:52You're so small, so you're so small.
00:28:54You're so small.
00:28:55Hurry up.
00:29:00I see you're so happy.
00:29:02How about we go to the黑风寨?
00:29:06Okay.
00:29:09I'm going to go.
00:29:10I'm going to go.
00:29:10I'm going to go.
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:16Hey, we're so big.
00:29:19You're so big.
00:29:20Let's get into the Middle East.
00:29:21Then after the strike,
00:29:23then the final strike will be the prince.
00:29:26That's the moment.
00:29:27This is the moment.
00:29:28That's the moment.
00:29:29He is supposed to turn off.
00:29:31That he's supposed to turn off.
00:29:34The kill is not at all.
00:29:36He's not willing to turn off.
00:29:36He is supposed to turn off.
00:29:40He is supposed to turn off.
00:29:42道相做了
00:29:43那是
00:29:43那是
00:29:44各位同僚
00:29:46这女帝在位也不是没有好处
00:29:48啊
00:29:50当年朝廷拨三百万粮休河堤
00:29:52老夫吞了两成
00:29:54有七成孝敬给夏徒
00:29:56那破河堤出廓后
00:29:58老夫只是说女帝抠门
00:30:01扣客拨鸲子
00:30:02老百姓就揪着那女帝
00:30:04骂了整整三年呐
00:30:06下官也是啊
00:30:08前年事栽埃的时候
00:30:09我那粮食里边
00:30:10摘了五成叉石去去
00:30:12I see him!
00:30:13He said he said that the land is just like that!
00:30:15That's the dumb woman!
00:30:16I can't believe him!
00:30:20No, he's lying!
00:30:21He's lying!!
00:30:22He's lying!
00:30:23He's lying!
00:30:24He's lying!
00:30:25He's lying!
00:30:26He's lying!
00:30:27So I'm lying!
00:30:27I'm happy to tell them!
00:30:28Don't worry,
00:30:30he doesn't know what's happening!
00:30:33He's lying!
00:30:34I'm sorry!
00:30:34You taught him what?
00:30:35You need to tell him how?
00:30:37You wait for a moment!
00:30:40He's going where he was from?
00:30:41Don't worry, this is a good way to help you.
00:31:17啊
00:31:18啊
00:31:19啊
00:31:19啊
00:31:19啊
00:31:19啊
00:31:23是
00:31:24什么官服
00:31:27如此庞大下寸下官了
00:31:29諸位
00:31:29聊得很开心嘛
00:31:31你是
00:31:32嗯
00:31:37原来是个奸
00:31:39奸命
00:31:41How can you become a king?
00:31:43I am a king.
00:31:45I am a king.
00:31:47I am a king.
00:31:47I am a king.
00:31:48What is this?
00:31:50You are the king.
00:31:57I can say that you have no one.
00:32:00No one.
00:32:02That's the king.
00:32:03That's the king.
00:32:03You are the king.
00:32:05You are the king.
00:32:07You are the king.
00:32:08Is this king?
00:32:10You are the king.
00:32:10I am the king.
00:32:13You are the king.
00:32:14You are the king.
00:32:17Come on.
00:32:19How are you going to see?
00:32:21I am afraid.
00:32:23You will all agree with me.
00:32:24You will not be happy.
00:32:27You are not happy.
00:32:29You are the king.
00:32:31You are the king.
00:32:32You are the king.
00:32:32You're going to be in my face.
00:32:35I think you're not going to do it.
00:32:38Well, if you listen to me,
00:32:42then I'm going to tell you.
00:32:45I'm going to tell you.
00:32:51I'm going to tell you.
00:32:51You're going to tell me.
00:33:00How did I tell you?
00:33:02You're going to tell me.
00:33:03You're going to tell me this guy.
00:33:04He's some.
00:33:06You're going to tell me what you want.
00:33:08What are you doing now?
00:33:09He's dealing with his terrible shit.
00:33:11What are you doing now?
00:33:12Well, today is you here.
00:33:18Arla! Arla!
00:33:20You're going to get the murder ancora.
00:33:21Hell, you're going to kill me.
00:33:23You're going to kill me.
00:33:23I'm going to kill you.
00:33:26What are you talking about?
00:33:28I'm not sure how you can't get into this.
00:33:29I'm not sure what you're talking about.
00:33:33If you're talking about the water,
00:33:35you're not sure what you're talking about.
00:33:36Then you're not sure what you're talking about.
00:33:39That's...
00:33:39...
00:33:40...
00:33:40...
00:33:41...
00:33:43...
00:33:43...
00:33:43...
00:33:46...
00:33:46...
00:33:47...
00:33:47...
00:33:47...
00:33:47...
00:33:47...
00:33:47...
00:33:48Oh my God!
00:33:49What is it?
00:33:51Why did you turn around?
00:33:53The boss will be the king of the king.
00:33:55In fact, the king came here.
00:33:57He's not going to move our fist.
00:33:59Wow,
00:34:01I don't like the king of the king,
00:34:03but it's in the king of the king.
00:34:08The king is just a handsome.
00:34:12He's like a handsome king.
00:34:14Oh my god, you're not going to do that.
00:34:17You're not going to do that.
00:34:20I'm going to take these people.
00:34:21I'm going to take these people.
00:34:25What are you doing?
00:34:28We are being called to the king of the palace.
00:34:32I see who is going to do this.
00:34:38Just you.
00:34:40I'm going to kill you.
00:34:41You're going to kill me.
00:34:43You go look.
00:34:44You're a little old man.
00:34:46You're acting peuxcer.
00:34:49You're not going to take a piss.
00:34:51You're not going to take me off the plane.
00:34:51You're going to kill me.
00:34:56You're going to kill me.
00:34:58I can take this, man.
00:34:59Just...
00:34:59It's like a pig.
00:35:02I'm going to give him a dog.
00:35:05Okay.
00:35:06Whoever stole that comes to me,
00:35:08Oh
00:35:08Oh
00:35:10Oh
00:35:15Ah
00:35:26Hey hey hey
00:35:37Hey
00:35:37Hey
00:35:38刚才不是很浇张吗
00:35:40说把我剁成肉毒
00:35:44连给相爷提鞋都不配吗
00:35:45不 不 不
00:35:47刚才是下官毒油蒙了心
00:35:49马里粉粉
00:35:50下官不配
00:35:52求您大人不计小人过
00:35:54帮我那个
00:35:55罢了吧
00:35:56罢了吧
00:35:57我呢
00:35:57跟你们无冤无杵
00:35:59但是
00:36:01刚才你们在公共场合放屁
00:36:03你行到我了
00:36:04我要惩罚你们
00:36:06跪是徐狗教
00:36:18怎么样 解不解气
00:36:20真是给朕 可能给你出了一种认识
00:36:25嘻嘻喳喳
00:36:29可是手持金领的陈公子
00:36:31没错
00:36:32正是
00:36:33丞相啊 陛下邀请
00:36:36随咱俩来吧
00:36:39你留下来 是
00:36:40走吧
00:36:53这位公公
00:36:55刚才那位爷是何王神生啊
00:36:56他就是黑风寨的大当家
00:37:00朝廷通知的头号土匪陈婷
00:37:01什么土匪陈婷
00:37:06那咱们岂不是刚才
00:37:07给一个土匪磕头叫爷爷嘛
00:37:10让一个土匪拐的拐拐拐
00:37:12给他磕头 给他学狗教
00:37:14这样
00:37:15弃杀我严
00:37:17弃杀我严
00:37:17弃杀我严
00:37:19刚刚那些狗官要是知道
00:37:20它们跪拜的是土匪头子
00:37:22定会被你气得吐血三声
00:37:25我气的就是他们
00:37:27不然
00:37:28怎么能给我们的二当家
00:37:29出这个恶气啊
00:37:31这些当官都碰到你啊
00:37:33也算是倒了大霉咯
00:37:34哎
00:37:35你说寨主种这处
00:37:38会不会就是单初的逃我们陛下开心啊
00:37:40啊
00:37:41我也觉得大王是在泡妞
00:37:42你看我家大王
00:37:44和你家小姐的眼神
00:37:46哎呀
00:37:47你辱马死了
00:37:51都给砸砸住嘴
00:37:54你们一个个穷乡僻壤的
00:37:55乡野村妇
00:37:56一点规矩都没有
00:37:58这可是皇宫大内
00:38:00哼
00:38:01你竟敢叫我乡野村妇
00:38:03还让我闭嘴
00:38:04忽然呐
00:38:07你看你这个德行
00:38:12你看就是穷乡僻壤出来的农家夫人
00:38:13我
00:38:15穷乡僻壤
00:38:17农家夫人
00:38:18陛下
00:38:20小不忍在乱大魔
00:38:21冷静 冷静
00:38:23好了
00:38:24到这儿了
00:38:25进去吧
00:38:28这里也不是金鸾殿
00:38:30你带我们来这里干什么
00:38:36你们说呢
00:38:44不
00:38:45难道我们被识破了
00:38:47这里有埋伏
00:38:57这金鸾殿
00:38:58乃是天子威夷之地
00:39:03岂是你们这些倩民能随便见的
00:39:04哼
00:39:06给咱家听着
00:39:07在这侧殿候着
00:39:09什么时候陛下
00:39:11下潮了
00:39:12心情好了
00:39:14自会照见
00:39:16哼
00:39:17哼
00:39:20哼
00:39:20哼
00:39:21哼
00:39:22哼
00:39:22哼
00:39:22哼
00:39:22哼
00:39:33哼
00:39:34哼
00:39:34哼
00:39:36哼
00:39:36你
00:39:38你敢打咱家
00:39:39咱家
00:39:40可是陛下身边的红人
00:39:42可是这大内的宗广
00:39:46你这个下贱的土匪
00:39:48你找死
00:39:49我打的就是你
00:39:52我打你走了
00:39:54还陛下身边的
00:39:55狂人
00:39:56信不信
00:39:57我现在让你
00:39:58接太重了
00:39:59别去
00:40:00烦了
00:40:01烦了你
00:40:02来人呐
00:40:04有刺客
00:40:10我呸
00:40:11你什么档次
00:40:12敢跟我们大王叫板
00:40:14李姑娘
00:40:14你该回片店
00:40:15换自己的衣服了
00:40:16现在
00:40:17嗯
00:40:18哎呀
00:40:21既然
00:40:22这来都来了
00:40:24索性就让这帮不整饮的人
00:40:26都看好了
00:40:30咱们大前真正的皇帝
00:40:31回来了
00:40:37七智大主
00:40:39七智大主
00:40:40我的
00:40:41居然给一个土匪下跪
00:40:43是啊
00:40:44有真正的皇帝
00:40:45你们急死我了
00:40:47急死我了
00:40:48大胆狂赌
00:40:50你还敢出来啊你
00:40:55别怪我没警告过你们
00:40:57等我的后台来了
00:40:59你们一个都跑不了
00:41:05别装了
00:41:06我等都知道了
00:41:08你就是一个
00:41:09卑贱的
00:41:11来给赵相磕头求饶的
00:41:13土匪罢了
00:41:14嗯
00:41:15没错
00:41:15没错
00:41:16还想扯赵相的虎皮
00:41:18没用啦
00:41:19我这次
00:41:20可没扯虎皮
00:41:24就算是赵光信本人来的
00:41:25在我们的后台面前
00:41:27也得老老实实的
00:41:29给别费下
00:41:35吓死我了
00:41:36吓死我了
00:41:37我没有停足握吧
00:41:41这世上还有比照相更大的背景吗
00:41:43我看你就是个失心疯
00:41:47我看你就是个失心疯
00:41:49这根本没搞清
00:41:50咱们大前
00:41:51现在是谁的天下
00:41:53就是
00:41:54谁发发慈悲
00:41:55告诉他一声
00:41:56也让他死个明白
00:41:58哼
00:41:59小子
00:42:00我告诉你
00:42:01现在大前最大的是丞相
00:42:03哦不
00:42:03陛下才是天
00:42:05在陛下面前
00:42:06无论你是任何人
00:42:07任何身份
00:42:08都得下碎磕头
00:42:10那朕
00:42:11也得跪下吗
00:42:25吓死我了
00:42:27吓死我了
00:42:27陛下
00:42:28不可能啊
00:42:29你们这帮乱臣贼子
00:42:31还不立刻给朕跪下
00:42:36你们这帮乱臣贼子
00:42:37还不立刻给朕跪下
00:42:39吓死我了
00:42:40吓死我了
00:42:41吓死我了
00:42:42吓死我了
00:42:42吓死我了
00:42:43我听你们说
00:42:44这大前的仙
00:42:46是赵匡信的
00:42:47吓死我了吓死我了
00:42:49吓死我了
00:42:50吓死我了
00:42:51你们身上哪一两肉
00:42:53不是百姓的血汗
00:42:55还想让朕饶命
00:42:57你们统统都该治罪
00:42:58都完了 都完了 大家都不要怕 不要忘了
00:43:03哼
00:43:04如今朝堂上
00:43:06可是由赵相作主
00:43:08李星辰
00:43:09不过是写了
00:43:11摧尾赵书
00:43:13一箭废地罢了
00:43:14没
00:43:16怕连宫中禁军
00:43:18都掌握不了
00:43:19李星辰
00:43:20不配当皇帝
00:43:21是啊
00:43:23对啊
00:43:23就是啊
00:43:24李星辰
00:43:26天堂有路
00:43:27你不走
00:43:28地狱无门
00:43:29自来头
00:43:33今天就是你的死期
00:43:35各位徒妖
00:43:36我等一起上
00:43:38将他拿下
00:43:39在赵相面前
00:43:41还不是脱功啊
00:43:42对啊
00:43:43对啊
00:43:44我看你们谁敢
00:43:47先让你们胆敢动振一根树指头
00:43:48那这强害天子的罪名
00:43:50便会让你们的子孙后代
00:43:52世世代代定在赤乳柱上
00:43:54一臭万年
00:43:55哼
00:43:56大家都别听他的
00:43:59史书都是由胜利者书写
00:44:00只要将他拿下
00:44:02谁会在乎
00:44:03哼
00:44:04怕真到了那一天
00:44:07你们要替赵匡信背进黑锅
00:44:09落得个臭名昭著的下场
00:44:11大家别听他的
00:44:13富贵险中求
00:44:15我等一起上
00:44:16拿下
00:44:17哈哈
00:44:18哥们
00:44:20要不
00:44:21一心看你身后呢
00:44:23啊
00:44:28你们
00:44:29你们
00:44:30哎呀
00:44:31混账啊
00:44:32你们不是说好了一起上的吗
00:44:35啊
00:44:35难道就怕
00:44:37为了一点小小的罵名
00:44:38啊
00:44:40就敢背叛照相吗
00:44:42老夫
00:44:43你心脚痛
00:44:44都不了
00:44:44哎呀
00:44:46哎呀
00:44:46好痛啊
00:44:47哎呀
00:44:48哎呀
00:44:48你们两个
00:44:49还愣着干嘛
00:44:50都不痛啊
00:44:51露手啊
00:44:52露手啊
00:44:52露手啊
00:44:53露手啊
00:44:53露手啊
00:44:54露手啊
00:44:54露手啊
00:44:54露手啊
00:44:54露手啊
00:44:54露手啊
00:44:54露手啊
00:44:57露手啊
00:44:59露手啊
00:45:02露手啊
00:45:04露手啊
00:45:05露手啊
00:45:10露手啊
00:45:14露手啊
00:45:22露手啊
00:45:24You have seen this.
00:45:25This is a good thing.
00:45:30I'm sorry.
00:45:31I'm sorry.
00:45:32I'm sorry.
00:45:33I'm sorry.
00:45:34I'm sorry.
00:45:35I'm sorry.
00:45:37I'm sorry.
00:45:43That's my friend.
00:45:45I don't want to be the only one.
00:45:46I can't.
00:45:52You can't.
00:45:54You can't.
00:45:56You can't.
00:45:57I'm sorry.
00:46:01You can't.
00:46:09This is not enough.
00:46:11It's not enough.
00:46:13I'm sorry.
00:46:14Here.
00:46:27You can't.
00:46:29You can't.
00:46:32I'm sorry.
00:46:34You can't.
00:46:36You can't.
00:46:38登基 挽救我大前
00:46:41请丞相登基
00:46:44请丞相登基
00:46:50本相乃臣子
00:46:52怎敢建议
00:46:58丞相登基
00:47:00大前有存
00:47:04请丞相登基
00:47:07请丞相登基
00:47:09你们呀
00:47:12真是害苦了本相
00:47:16丞相乃天命所归
00:47:17无人能平
00:47:24老臣恳请丞相登基
00:47:29请丞相登基
00:47:31请丞相登基
00:47:33请丞相登基
00:47:35既然
00:47:37百官三井
00:47:38那今日
00:47:41朕就等着到
00:47:43长着天下
00:47:46我走在靠街头
00:47:47平息自称
00:47:49紧张
00:47:51人灑乱西山头
00:47:54夜黄队无差无求
00:47:56悠悠的不成功
00:47:59并没人想轻松
00:48:00朗朗夜色星空
00:48:03往海洞花灯
00:48:05花灯
00:48:06寒浪
00:48:07寒浪千极要洒
00:48:08夜霍皆似酒下
00:48:11寂寒者
00:48:12寂寒者
00:48:13魏风凌云
00:48:33寂寒
00:48:35立刻
00:48:36给朕滚下
00:48:42我派了重兵
00:48:43老师
00:48:44你是怎么进来
00:48:45你到底用了什么手段
00:48:48哼
00:48:49手段
00:48:50朕乃大前女帝
00:48:52回自己的皇宫
00:48:54何需手段
00:48:55朕只需露面
00:49:00就无人敢阻拦朕
00:49:01你
00:49:02你
00:49:05还不给朕滚下去
00:49:06哼
00:49:09朕
00:49:10陛下一回朝
00:49:12就压丞相一头
00:49:13果然
00:49:14李星才是
00:49:15打钱的正统啊
00:49:17是啊
00:49:18李星辰
00:49:19李星辰
00:49:20朕未见朕
00:49:21为何还不行礼
00:49:23难不成
00:49:24就想当那乱臣贼子
00:49:26被人遗臭万年吗
00:49:28恭请陛下回朝
00:49:30万岁万岁万岁万岁
00:49:33赵匡信
00:49:34余阵当灭
00:49:36为何还不行礼
00:49:38难道
00:49:40你想造反
00:49:41能否想造反
00:49:45哼
00:49:48造反又人
00:49:50李星辰
00:49:52你不要高兴了
00:49:55你以为你回到这个籠椅上
00:49:57就能阻止本相
00:49:58不
00:49:59本相当即
00:50:02那是大势所趋
00:50:05那是大势所趋
00:50:07陛下 天下岌岌可危.
00:50:13臣请陛下上位.
00:50:15啊?
00:50:17啊?
00:50:17这...
00:50:18困诈!
00:50:24你们有哪几个没拿过丞相的钱财啊?
00:50:26怎么?
00:50:29都忘了丞相的恨情了吗?
00:50:32臣请陛下上位!
00:50:34请陛下上位!
00:50:35喂
00:50:37你們
00:50:41你們
00:50:44哎呀 陛下
00:50:46莫怪咱們啦
00:50:50誰叫丞相捏著咱們的縫路呢
00:50:52是吧
00:50:56皇帝也不能派遣惡兵
00:50:58去吧
00:51:00這沒縫路我們也沒招啊
00:51:02北行辰
00:51:06如今大錢災亂四起
00:51:07何處不需要錢
00:51:11然國庫空虛
00:51:13只有本相允錢
00:51:17你說他們不聽我的
00:51:18還能聽誰
00:51:25難不成在諸位眼裡
00:51:29有錢就可以坐上這皇位
00:51:31有錢
00:51:33就可以為所欲為嗎
00:51:35有錢就是可以為所欲為
00:51:38這個天下
00:51:40有錢
00:51:42才能掌握活動去
00:51:44李星辰
00:51:47這個道理你懂
00:51:53說得好
00:52:17你又是誰
00:52:20我就是一個過路的
00:52:22路過的時候
00:52:23翹
00:52:24還好聽見
00:52:25這搞成像說的有道理
00:52:27所以
00:52:28我就想著用我們一點小錢
00:52:31來買個皇位看看
00:52:35什麼
00:52:39此人是誰
00:52:41聲音盡量盡量盡量盡量
00:52:45我大錢皇位至高無上
00:52:48你一個黃口小兒
00:52:49皆可掩埋地位
00:52:52沒錯
00:52:54大錢聖人之作
00:52:57豈是你用黃白之舞便可侮辱的
00:53:00剛才這狗成像可說得明明白白的
00:53:01只要有錢
00:53:02什麼都能買
00:53:04官位
00:53:05爵位
00:53:06甚至是皇位都可以買
00:53:08怎麼到五十二了
00:53:10就便掛了
00:53:11放下
00:53:14不知哪來的野口
00:53:15竟可擅住朝堂
00:53:17來呀
00:53:19把他給我
00:53:20拖出去
00:53:21慢著
00:53:22各位
00:53:23我可是很有錢
00:53:25我的錢多到
00:53:26如果你要不反過這次機會
00:53:28可是要後悟中生他
00:53:32就憑你一個白身
00:53:36皆可跟相也相亦一斷
00:53:38不錯
00:53:39這誰不知道
00:53:42丞相才是大錢第一幅
00:53:45這大錢
00:53:46一年的稅收
00:53:49都比不上丞相的家資啊
00:53:51一年的稅收
00:53:53哇塞
00:53:54這很多嗎
00:53:56無知小孩
00:53:58那可是一萬萬人
00:54:00一年的稅收
00:54:04你知道的是多少量銀子嗎
00:54:05告訴你
00:54:07那可是整張
00:54:08一千萬兩銀子
00:54:11哼
00:54:12放眼整個的錢
00:54:15沒人能夠拿得出來
00:54:16是嗎
00:54:17那如果我說
00:54:19你能拿出來
00:54:21你
00:54:22你說什麼
00:54:25你的意思是
00:54:26僅憑你個人
00:54:28就拿出一千萬兩銀子
00:54:29一千萬兩銀子
00:54:31沒錯
00:54:33現代化的生產力
00:54:34可不是你們能理解的
00:54:35別說一千萬兩
00:54:37就算是翻個十倍
00:54:38也不在畫上
00:54:41諸位
00:54:42有那麼好笑嗎
00:54:44當然
00:54:45是啊
00:54:47你可這一千多萬的白銀
00:54:48有多少重量嗎
00:54:50嗯
00:54:51縱然是裝車
00:54:52有裝千元的車
00:54:53再一千匹羅馬拿送
00:54:55下官問
00:54:57你拿什麼給我套出
00:54:59千萬兩銀子
00:55:00哎呀
00:55:02我說你這個老燈
00:55:03是住在海邊嗎
00:55:04你管得個真寬呢
00:55:07我就是能拿得出來
00:55:11丞相
00:55:12不過跳樑小丑一名
00:55:14是否要直接將他捉拿下去
00:55:17不急
00:55:19禁君子
00:55:22本向萬操勝卻
00:55:24丞相應你啊
00:55:35丞相應你啊
00:55:36小子
00:55:38相應我開一遍
00:55:40給你個機會
00:55:42如果你能拿出千萬兩銅子的話
00:55:44這皇位
00:55:45賣了什麼
00:55:47這可是你說的
00:55:49別反悔啊
00:55:51但是
00:55:54你要是拿不出一千多萬
00:55:55可不要怪本性
00:55:57發飆哦
00:55:58丞相
00:55:59我可太害怕了
00:56:01這賭於老子
00:56:03歇了
00:56:03這小子
00:56:05他不是瘋了呀
00:56:07也就是丞相今天高興
00:56:08說
00:56:10早就伸手一束了
00:56:12是是是
00:56:12真沒想到啊
00:56:14這滿朝文武站在這
00:56:16一個二個人模狗樣的
00:56:17卻跟個傻蛋
00:56:19你說什麼
00:56:21你別誤會
00:56:22我沒有針對你
00:56:24我是說
00:56:25在座的各位
00:56:26都是傻蛋
00:56:28老
00:56:29你
00:56:30我捏歪了你
00:56:30丞相
00:56:33此人咆哮公堂
00:56:35主罵官員
00:56:36下關請求
00:56:37將他處死
00:56:39說你蠢
00:56:40你還真是蠢
00:56:42誰說
00:56:43我一定要掏出真金白銀的
00:56:53這這
00:56:58這是
00:57:02這是
00:57:04這是貓眼石啊
00:57:07一個就加值三萬兩啊
00:57:09這是
00:57:10大紅袍雞鞋石
00:57:12血像一流
00:57:13最少
00:57:14五百萬兩白銀
00:57:17這麼多寶石
00:57:20這得值多少銀的呀
00:57:21還啥這
00:57:22問到頂上了
00:57:23不多
00:57:24也就是
00:57:27一千五百萬兩白銀啊
00:57:29相爺
00:57:30一 一千
00:57:32百萬兩
00:57:33這怎麼可能
00:57:39就算你有這麼多經濟人
00:57:40也買不了這皇位
00:57:45你得不到百官的任何
00:57:47真是痴心妄想
00:57:50沒錯
00:57:52不經過我等百官同意
00:57:54你想當著大錢的活動
00:57:55絕不可能
00:57:58絕不可能
00:58:00誰說這錢
00:58:02是我用來買皇位的
00:58:04這些錢
00:58:05只是我給大家的見面
00:58:07送給眾臣的
00:58:09茶水錢罷了
00:58:10嘯 你 הש��
00:58:19真是 loaf
00:58:21很快
00:58:21我的
00:58:21我的
00:58:23我的
00:58:25我的
00:58:28我的
00:58:29我的
00:58:29我的
00:58:29我的
00:58:30我的
00:58:30別動我的
00:58:31別動我的
00:58:33Oh you look stupid.
00:58:34Well, don't learn.
00:58:35Don't worry.
00:58:36You have plenty.
00:58:37Where people have근
00:58:38I am no one.
00:58:40I have no idea.
00:58:42This is the one.
00:58:44What are you doing?
00:58:45I'm not mad.
00:58:45It's not mad.
00:58:46I'm not mad.
00:58:49I'm not mad.
00:58:50I'm not mad.
00:58:51What are you doing?
00:58:53I'm going to get back.
00:59:00What?
00:59:05What?
00:59:07I see, I'm not able to have a small little win.
00:59:10Mr. Bwong,
00:59:11Mr. Bwong,
00:59:12I feel that the
00:59:13of the
00:59:13Mr. Bwong,
00:59:15Mr. Bwong,
00:59:18Mr. Bwong,
00:59:18Mr. Bwong,
00:59:19Mr. Bwong,
00:59:20Mr. Bwong,
00:59:23Mr. Bwong,
00:59:29I have the chance to take the throne.
00:59:31It's probably the one who is.
00:59:33Let's take the throne.
00:59:35The throne.
00:59:37Can you buy the throne?
00:59:41You are in the throne of my throne of侮辱.
00:59:45Don't be afraid of me.
00:59:46You say I'm侮辱.
00:59:49You say I'm侮辱.
00:59:50You?
00:59:52I'm not going to buy the throne of the throne.
00:59:53I'm going to buy the throne of the throne.
00:59:54I'm going to buy the throne of the throne.
00:59:57Oh.
00:59:58Can.
00:59:59It's a.
01:00:00It's a.
01:00:01It's a.
01:00:01It's a.
01:00:01It's a.
01:00:02It's a.
01:00:03It's a.
01:00:04It's a.
01:00:04It's a.
01:00:05It's a.
01:00:06It's a.
01:00:07It's a.
01:00:07It's a.
01:00:08It's a.
01:00:10It's a.
01:00:11It's a.
01:00:14It's a.
01:00:19Eh.姓趙的.
01:00:20You can't forget me.剛才
01:00:26.我們可是下了多次.
01:00:29难不成你想反悔?
01:00:31别反悔,否则你便没有资格抢阵皇位
01:00:43哎呀,一根筋两头堵,这滋味不好受
01:00:49此人到底是何人?
01:00:52为何又如此破天之一步,还协证勉弊?
01:00:55好奇怪啊,这个人的声音怎么这么熟悉,好像在哪里见过他?
01:01:03丞相,我认识他
01:01:06你是?
01:01:08相爷,这位叫周元,乃我当朝的荆轲状元,下官听闻他在市里一直称颂相爷,并且特别地崇拜相爷,想让相爷多造物丞缝
01:01:24哎,见过丞相?
01:01:26难怪从方才起,此人就一直帮本相说谎,倒是个可造的之才
01:01:32原来是周中,那你告诉本相,此人是何人?
01:01:38喂,丞相,他,不过就是一个无德无才之人,是当年,因偷换他人试卷,被丢出考场而出了名的贼子
01:01:50什么?都是周二世人,归此人
01:01:54都是周二世人,归此人
01:01:56快坤!
01:01:57坐!
01:01:59你个狗东西,没有钱还想当官,做你的春秋大梦去吧!
01:02:05原来是你啊!
01:02:07原来是你啊!
01:02:09还真是,冤家陆寨!
01:02:13这九五之位,关系天下,唯有才德兼备者方可居之,一见贼子,无功无德,凭什么和丞相争承大前皇位?
01:02:26好!
01:02:27嘿嘿,说得有道,诸位觉得呢?
01:02:33是啊!
01:02:33是啊!
01:02:34是啊!
01:02:35是啊!
01:02:36丞相,此人他无德无才,却有如此巨凡,这想必是从何处坑本拐骗偷的啊!
01:02:47嘶!
01:02:48嘿嘿,你颠倒黑白啊你啊!
01:02:50啊,你休息吧!
01:02:52哎,小五子别急啊!
01:02:55我这还没玩够啊!
01:02:56既然,你这小子这么能巴巴,那你告诉我,什么才叫有德,有才!
01:03:10那至少得是如我一般,这状元之才啊!
01:03:13是啊!
01:03:15周状元,不愧是我朝当今的盛世天才!
01:03:19下官,依稀祭他,当年那首,水吊歌头!
01:03:25拔酒问青天,啊!
01:03:27哎呀!
01:03:30只有相爷,才能压过一头!
01:03:33这,才是,德才兼备!
01:03:40哎呀,只可惜水吊歌头,只有半首!
01:03:44就是,就和死在人间之后!
01:03:46你已经是绝尚了!
01:03:48谁能补啊!
01:03:51除非是尸仙来补啊!
01:03:52哎!
01:03:53这不巧了吗?
01:03:55我能补!
01:03:59我能补!
01:04:03我能补!
01:04:11我能补!
01:04:13就他,也不成师仙!
01:04:15你懂,格调无怨律吗?
01:04:18一见白身,还想补本状元的雄狮!
01:04:22浅持一笑大方!
01:04:24换做别的事,我还真不一定!
01:04:26但偏偏这时,老子可是一如凡整!
01:04:32一拍五眼!
01:04:33丞相,此人怕是已得了失心风!
01:04:37下官,恳请将他拿下!
01:04:39来人!
01:04:40转诸葛,逼其户,赵不明!
01:04:47不应有恨,何事长相,别识缘!
01:05:00人有悲欢离合,月有英权圆圈,此事古南泉!
01:05:10但愿人长久,千里共缠缘!
01:05:13千里共缠缘!
01:05:15千里共缠缘!
01:05:27千里共缠缘!
01:05:28不用脸!
01:05:35千里共缠缘!
01:05:37千里共缠缘!
01:05:38It's still good.
01:05:40It's not easy.
01:05:41It's not easy.
01:05:42How can you do this?
01:05:43You are so close to me.
01:05:51Because this book is written by the author.
01:05:58The word of the Lord is written by the Lord.
01:06:00You are going to tell me that the Lord is in the end?
01:06:09如果咱们的周大状元没有 那就赶紧把这首诗补给大家听啊 总不至于你还不如我这个无才无德之人补得好吧 那不等同于自己娶了老婆 还要别人来洞房吗 你 我我我什么我啊 你赶紧补给大家听啊 只要你能补得出来 我的西数身家全部奉上
01:06:30此话当真 君子一言 四把人追千万
01:06:40这可是大前顶射时期四爷的拳恶术 本相答应你周壮元
01:06:47让他见识见识 何为闻存我 我怎么 不愿意愿
01:06:56愿意啊
01:06:57大爷的都是你
01:07:04早知当初我就该永绝后换你
01:07:07看我干什么我
01:07:12不是哎呀
01:07:13明白 理解如果实在补不出来
01:07:17说明今天状态不好 咱不补了 好不好
01:07:20这陈婷 他居然会帮我 这怎么回事 难道有诈问你呢
01:07:30周壮元难道 你不是状态不好
01:07:36而是根本补不出来啊不不不 我今天就是状态不好
01:07:39我绝对不是补出来
01:07:44那既然咱们大壮元今天状态不好 那就不补了 怎么样 今儿不补了 好不好好好
01:07:50好 不补了 不补了不补了
01:07:52那这样呢 我们就来写一首新的诗 你说怎么样这是
01:08:07这是什么那咱们就以以丞相为题创作一首新诗不
01:08:22这样自由度比较高的较量才有意思不错过求雄狮过居韵律只求高下为了周壮元的清白眼下这种情况就只能如此
01:08:33赵丞相你说呢就这么问周壮元赢定了以他的诗才
01:08:49定能轻易得胜你先来哈眼擦完了那就我先来吧那我的这首诗就名叫
01:09:18螃蟹这奇怪这丞相和螃蟹怎么关联呢行儿等听好匡姓老贼心似蝎吞天嚼地牙带蝎这恶鬼投胎贪胡厌阎王帐上
01:09:45明早烈混账你敢借做诗之名辱骂丞相你不要命啊嗯我可没有啊他不是想听诗吗这就是给他的诗啊你这是做诗啊嗯你谢呢你螃蟹是你螃蟹呢你要谢你若是答不上来你这正是在辱骂丞相好你要螃蟹我就给你螃蟹
01:10:06长江冷眼观旁线看核行到夕十给我来人赵相比试还未结束难道你想舞弊吗舞弊舞弊舞弊又如何此自今日
01:10:34将我名誉毁于一旦我定要置他于死地那你儿赵谦的性命便也不要了吗我儿赵谦在你上你是黑风寨寨主陈廷我明白了你之前假意投降
01:10:59就是为了得到我的金牌进着金鸾殿哼你终于反应过来了竟敢算计班校本大王算计的就是你怎样爽啊相爷放心丑壮元的诗词一定会改变他啊不不
01:11:27就算他能胜周园一诗本相也会把周园一诗本相定要将这个伤我儿的小子面诚击焚周园给我好好做事若你能胜加关进缺美人宝马应有尽有若是输了
01:11:54我你什么呀赶紧坐呀随便都行快点有了丞相喝茶不是尿喝到肚里变成尿喝茶变尿多费事不如当初就喝尿
01:12:23好好好好丞相好诗啊好诗啊不能笑不能笑太棒了是不是是不是很棒怎么会有这么好笑的诗啊还作物人呢这周园还真是个人才怎么样丞相这首诗如何你要是认可它就说明你觉得它写得好
01:12:51那以后你就不用喝茶了直接喝尿多省事啊对不对是不是黑人发尘无能废给我拉出去掌毙丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相丞相这事实证明我是不是比
01:13:07这个赵匡兴更适合做天子更何况我至少比他大方吧还真不是说的此子的才情那是世间罕见的咱们支持这个贪念的老家伙不如支持这个大方的
01:13:32你你们你们你们这是要造反吗造反的是你吧赵匡兴有钱便可以为所欲为不是你说的吗哦这明白了莫不是你看自己几十年的根基在朝中一招被一个年轻人打散急了
01:13:56这就是你的目的用你的财力财血毁了老夫建立了十几年的命没错不能做到这一步还得多谢丞相大人发达的精力混账来人
01:14:26嗯本相今天再告诉一个道兵强马壮才为王等本相杀了你你的祖位你的名字皆是本相给我叫他拿来架是多失所欲让人这这事是什么呀这这事是什么呀这这事是什么呀
01:14:54这是法宝啊相爷法宝又能如何我掌管这禁军我就不信你这法宝能够抵达二十万禁军传本相军令我看你现在又能如何大军来了我们该怎么办放心本大王等的就是你这一出
01:15:17系统兑换兑换无限子弹加特灵叮咚兑换成功消耗五百万装逼点这是情报上说的法宝让你们好好见识一下未来战争是怎么打的
01:15:27不好快传令让戏剧都散开散开散开
01:15:45啊啊嗯啊
01:15:47啊
01:15:49啊
01:15:51啊
01:15:53啊
01:15:55啊
01:15:57啊
01:15:59啊
01:16:01啊
01:16:02啊
01:16:02啊
01:16:03小子
01:16:04哎
01:16:08死光了
01:16:09清卫君全死光了
01:16:11啊
01:16:12就是法皇城
01:16:14Oh
01:16:15This is the law
01:16:17This is the sword
01:16:19It is the sword
01:16:21I put the sword in this
01:16:24The people who are here
01:16:26The people who are here
01:16:27The people who are here
01:16:29They will not kill you
01:16:31Yes, not kill you
01:16:34I
01:16:36I
01:16:37Can't kill me
01:16:39I can't kill you
01:16:40This world
01:16:42How can I have such a magic
01:16:44It is impossible
01:16:46Your Twitter
01:16:47You all have to be there
01:16:49You have to go
01:16:50I have a man
01:16:53I have to be able to
01:16:55I have to be able to
01:16:57If I will
01:17:01You will have to be able to kill me
01:17:04You can't kill me
01:17:06You can't kill me
01:17:07There is no way to kill you
01:17:08You are
01:17:09Let's go
01:17:12Come on
01:17:14Dad
01:17:14Dad
01:17:17Dad
01:17:18Dad
01:17:19Dad
01:17:22If you
01:17:23I have to be warned
01:17:25You are
01:17:27He is weak
01:17:27He is weak
01:17:28He is weak
01:17:29He is weak
01:17:29He is weak
01:17:30He is weak
01:17:30He is weak
01:17:31He is weak
01:17:32He is weak
01:17:33He is weak
01:17:34But
01:17:34He is weak
01:17:36He is weak
01:17:37He is weak
01:17:40Give me
01:17:40Why
01:17:41We
01:17:41We
01:17:51You see
01:17:53I am
01:17:54You can't
01:17:55I have to be
01:17:56You are
01:17:57You are
01:17:57You are
01:17:57You aređ
01:17:58You are
01:17:58You, you, you, you...
01:18:00My god.
01:18:00I have never seen you this...
01:18:01...hughness,
01:18:02...hughness.
01:18:05You...
01:18:06You...
01:18:07You...
01:18:08...Séu-khong-xin,
01:18:09...七上南下...
01:18:10...'sit' to be篡位'.
01:18:11... abduct Här...
01:18:13... and the
01:18:13...
01:18:13Who!
01:18:22...
01:18:23The child escapes me
01:18:25Still can't stand up
01:18:29I'm not fully guilty
01:18:31Let's go
01:18:34Let's go
01:18:36She should be
01:18:38She's already complaining
01:18:39She's going to go
01:18:41Let's go
01:18:42Let's go
01:18:42Let's go
01:18:43Let's go
01:18:50I don't want you to be able to kill you.
01:18:57I don't want you to be able to kill you.
01:19:00I don't want you to be able to kill you.
01:19:00Why did you kill me?
01:19:02Is it?
01:19:04You killed me?
01:19:07No.
01:19:09No.
01:19:10No.
01:19:10I don't want you to kill me.
01:19:14I'm so scared.
01:19:19I don't want you to kill me.
01:19:23I'm not a child.
01:19:37You don't want me.
01:19:40In my girlfriend, my husband, my brother, my friend, my girl, I don't want you to kill me, I don't
01:20:02want you to kill me.
01:20:02I don't want to kill you.
01:20:03He, he, he, he.
01:20:09I want to kill you.
01:20:38Oh
01:21:08这才短短数年黑风寨便与翻天覆地这好像叫什么现代话来着过两年呀咱们京城也要改的寨主可算来了抱歉陈兄
01:21:28都是二维码赌了还叫陈修呢叫老公了放肆我们陛下可是九五之歌怎么能叫你一个土匪头子老公呢那应该叫什么南城别叫丫鬟谢大王
01:21:44我我我我我我我我我我我
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