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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03You have a cute scar.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14I don't want you to stop.
00:01:23I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:57I will find you.
00:02:24I will find you.
00:02:27I don't want you to stop.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29I don't want you to stop.
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:45i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir but first we found your fake christmas wife
00:02:52she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias
00:02:57we can't have her know you the harrison group ceo or she'll jack up the price good finally i can
00:03:03get
00:03:03my mother off my back hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to
00:03:14finally meet my new daddy now auntie deborah and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:21speedy remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas but mommy why do we have to rent a
00:03:27daddy where's my real one uh i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a
00:03:46table
00:03:48daddy no i'm sorry
00:04:00daddy i'm not your dad no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought oh mommy hurry
00:04:06your fit christmas husband has arrived
00:04:09daddy i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:26why does she feel so familiar she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top you must be my
00:04:34new
00:04:34christmas husband so you're my new christmas wife see i knew you're the new daddy we had right hi my
00:04:42name's cyber what's your name sam didn't say anything about a kid max aurelius eva i think we should
00:04:50probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage i just need a wife for the holidays
00:04:56i guess mom gets her grandkid too so per hour agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per
00:05:04hour and one thousand an hour well yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i
00:05:13can pay
00:05:14you wait you're paying me 500 a day that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands
00:05:19over the week look my requirements are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown
00:05:24and we all pretend to be one big happy family and then my family will get off my back so
00:05:30piper can
00:05:31have a good christmas for once so she's getting pressure from the folks too fine but you have to help
00:05:39me get my mom off my case too okay deal i need to go get married
00:05:57i need to go get married
00:06:01wow clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:15yeah guys you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:40okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:46to prove to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:07:01happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:13bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last
00:07:18minute wait she bailed then who is
00:07:24who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:32sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:41okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
00:07:47i should come look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:52i think i should have some say in the gifts we'll make it more believable
00:08:00fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:10let's go which mall are we going to um let's go to that one oh let's go to the bank
00:08:20oh what the actual
00:08:23fuck
00:08:26sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:32get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:38she does kind of look like him
00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:48here let me get this
00:08:51i'm gonna love you max oh so i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss
00:09:02once or twice in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and absolutely
00:09:11no sex yes strictly business anything physical outside of that is not happening what afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:24i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:30let's go
00:09:37here what are you doing i'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43well i'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and i don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50 off 50 off pies quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies 12
00:09:57pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind hurry up and go go what are you standing here
00:10:01for hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things okay great we have a holiday special today
00:10:10spend 500 get 10 off and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal oh great
00:10:17yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks will you get a move on i just got here
00:10:24relax yeah yeah
00:10:28here this will do the trick okay thank you hurry up and pay
00:10:37i will pay when i'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait wait not the pies not the pies
00:11:01hi guys gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:08thank you of course thank you so much of course i hope you like pumpkin thank you she bought all
00:11:1612 pies
00:11:16don't worry i have enough for everybody just to give it away thank you merry christmas
00:11:22thanks very good
00:11:28what do you do that often as often as i can
00:11:36we should go we gotta pick up paper
00:11:41watch out
00:12:01you
00:12:02you done feeling me up
00:12:04shut up oh sorry i was just in character wifey well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:27harrison group do you do construction for them or something
00:12:31sort of
00:12:33not that i'm judging i just
00:12:35need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:39why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group i think that's
00:12:43respectable
00:12:45can we pick another company
00:12:47no harrison group is perfect and they'll find it impressive my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:52so it's perfect
00:12:58oh and uh wear something nice for christmas dinner don't worry okay i clean up nicely i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:07i'm
00:13:08i'm
00:13:12i'm
00:13:27i'm
00:13:33i'm
00:13:35your shoulder and it's not yours it's my daughter's daughters get me a dna test for that little girl
00:13:44that he's with
00:14:08so where's this mysterious husband we heard all about he's coming
00:14:13please don't tell me maximus bailed good good good so heard you got a new hobby sweetie when's he
00:14:22arriving oh it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking poor thing not
00:14:29surprising i mean she's 30 once a woman hits that age you become undateable plus a kid looks so bad
00:14:37on dating apps this is exactly why i refuse to come home single this christmas auntie pamela
00:14:45debbie my dating life quite frankly is none of your concern we're only worried about you all these
00:14:52years without a husband zip it pamela you know you always spoiled her rotten and look what happened
00:15:00she got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone i'm not alone and what does this mysterious
00:15:08husband do
00:15:12he's a manager manager of what trash
00:15:18probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:22you don't have to lie to us eva actually he's right here
00:15:30oh wow wow he is really good looking
00:15:36ah must be ai
00:15:39congratulations eva on your photoshop skills
00:15:43fake
00:15:43that's enough she's our daughter and your niece show some respect
00:15:48remember last year when i introduced you to my husband's nephew william and you turned him down
00:15:55well guess what william works for the harrison group now makes 500 grand a year
00:16:02that's half a million half a million girls are lining up for him all the way to new york
00:16:09and speak of the devil
00:16:14willie you made it
00:16:27there you are oh look at you now living the dream
00:16:33oh just think eva well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that
00:16:38criminal waste manager
00:16:40so married huh is it serious that's what marriage is it's pretty serious
00:16:48wow you must have rushed the tithing out huh makes sense though you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:55dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:58yeah a bullet dodged willie
00:17:01meanwhile you're climbing the harrison group ladder
00:17:05that's right
00:17:06just bought this brand new suit with my christmas bonus
00:17:10women love a man in red
00:17:12and sexy like santa claus when i sit on my lap
00:17:17don't touch me
00:17:18oh so entitled
00:17:21williams a successful man of taste not waste and yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:29i mean look at that car
00:17:31did your husband afford anything even close to that
00:17:34think of the life i can give you and piper with all my harrison group money
00:17:38ditch your nobody husband
00:17:40and marry me instead
00:17:43i wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth
00:17:50my mom would never marry she already has us and he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:58is that so
00:18:00well then
00:18:00where is he
00:18:02because
00:18:03i don't see him
00:18:04does anyone see him
00:18:08no
00:18:09just like i thought
00:18:10telling lies just like mommy
00:18:13that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:21hey
00:18:22mommy
00:18:23hey
00:18:24are you okay
00:18:24i see your hands
00:18:26oh my god
00:18:27i want to take her in and get her packed stuff okay
00:18:29come on
00:18:30let's go
00:18:32what the hell's the matter with you
00:18:34how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:39let me go
00:18:40now why would i go and do a thing like that when i'm having such a good time
00:18:45let me go
00:18:46let me go
00:19:15william hit her
00:19:16mom doesn't take her inside
00:19:18well it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of
00:19:21well well well
00:19:22if it isn't a waste manager i've been hearing so much about
00:19:26that's right
00:19:28now i'm about to take out the trash
00:19:32oh
00:19:33mr and mrs smith
00:19:34it's an honor to meet you
00:19:36i'm max
00:19:37eva told us all about you
00:19:39from new york
00:19:40polite
00:19:40handsome
00:19:42just like she said
00:19:44wow
00:19:44wow
00:19:45he was an ai
00:19:47see
00:19:47he's real
00:19:49and he's more of a man here than william would ever dream to be
00:19:52you son of a bitch
00:19:53you just ruined my suit
00:19:54and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57that pristine automobile
00:19:59that
00:19:59car
00:20:00oh my god
00:20:01that's worth more than a house
00:20:04that car
00:20:05it was all over the news when the
00:20:06ceo of the harrison group bought it
00:20:10wait
00:20:11are you
00:20:16like i said i'm just eva's husband
00:20:19and that's all he needs to know
00:20:21i'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:24you really are a criminal aren't you
00:20:25you stole it
00:20:27that car belongs to the ceo of my company
00:20:29jesus
00:20:30how did he get away with it
00:20:31that's what i want to know
00:20:33enough
00:20:34enough
00:20:34please
00:20:37i trust my daughter
00:20:39she would never marry a criminal
00:20:42max
00:20:42be honest with me
00:20:44where did that car come from
00:20:47how much do you want for it
00:20:48i'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes
00:20:52so
00:20:54you need a breath man
00:20:57hey that's it i'm calling the cops
00:20:59oh way ahead of you
00:21:01wait
00:21:01what
00:21:03are you feeling nervous eva
00:21:06oh well
00:21:07too late
00:21:14listen
00:21:15i believe you
00:21:17but
00:21:18how could max
00:21:19afford a car like that
00:21:21mr smith
00:21:22don't worry it's my car
00:21:24okay it's not stolen
00:21:25huh
00:21:26yeah
00:21:26if it's yours
00:21:27then prove it
00:21:28thank you
00:21:29cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:31enjoy christmas behind bars
00:21:33okay i'll prove that it's mine
00:21:35but then you have to get lost
00:21:37and never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:40oh so you're a tough guy huh
00:21:43well i hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45loser
00:21:46say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:51jesus
00:21:51maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:53it's kinda sexy though
00:21:58here title and proof of ownership
00:22:07mr
00:22:10harrison
00:22:11mr harrison
00:22:15mr harrison
00:22:18just leave you alone
00:22:20merry christmas willy
00:22:22now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before i kick your ass all the way up to the north pole
00:22:25yes sir
00:22:26i'm so sorry sir
00:22:28i i
00:22:29please
00:22:30please
00:22:31please
00:22:39oh
00:22:42that william
00:22:44what a jerk
00:22:45huh
00:22:45you fooled me
00:22:46what can i say
00:22:48let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:51oh now you don't want to ruin christmas
00:22:53oh come on even
00:22:54we were just looking out for you
00:22:57please forgive us mr harrison
00:22:59you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:01soon
00:23:02do you think that uh
00:23:03you could help him get his foot in the door
00:23:06a job at the harrison group even in the mail room would open doors
00:23:10we are family aren't we
00:23:12family takes care of each other
00:23:16if you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:20abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:24didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable
00:23:27yeah i think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:30my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:33for your best life
00:23:34for my new son-in-law
00:23:36come on guys let's go in
00:23:38welcome to the family
00:23:42welcome
00:23:43i want it
00:23:44i want it
00:23:48this is your fault pam
00:23:49you can't tell the difference between ai and reality
00:23:53my fault
00:23:54you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm william
00:24:07oh
00:24:08hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how do
00:24:12you
00:24:12i told you i work for harrison group remember i have a friend in high places
00:24:17a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one of a kind luxury cars
00:24:22yes
00:24:23it's the season of giving
00:24:25he knows people
00:24:26has connections
00:24:27he's a big deal
00:24:29kind of guy
00:24:30you're a crime boss aren't you
00:24:32and you best not forget it capiche
00:24:34oh my god just don't blow your cover
00:24:38dad
00:24:38mom
00:24:39thank you so much for letting max and i stay in your home
00:24:42oh honey
00:24:43we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking
00:24:49i think they get it
00:24:51uh how's piper
00:24:55oh she's fine
00:24:56one of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:00and after your mom takes a cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:04great
00:25:05see you in a bit
00:25:06joey
00:25:07what are you doing
00:25:10okay
00:25:13hey was that not a breach of contract
00:25:18relax
00:25:19it was just a hug
00:25:22ugh
00:25:24we just got here and i'm already exhausted
00:25:26you'll be okay
00:25:27it's just one week
00:25:29kill me now
00:25:30well i would but i need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing
00:25:39that's weird
00:25:40they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43and i don't know something just fills off
00:25:46that's ridiculous
00:25:47i mean what do you want them to do
00:25:49make out promise to prove it
00:25:51something like this
00:25:54later
00:25:57let's go
00:26:01here we go
00:26:04piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing and happy holidays
00:26:08nice
00:26:08to the newest member of our family
00:26:10max
00:26:11oh
00:26:13welcome
00:26:14cheers
00:26:15thank you miss smith
00:26:16looks great
00:26:17oh just call me mom honey
00:26:19i had no idea what you liked so i just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:23but we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right
00:26:27oh no mom's testing him she's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:32you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:26:39oh
00:26:39ow
00:26:40eva sweetie
00:26:41kicking my foot
00:26:42oh sorry mom i
00:26:45oh jeez
00:26:47it's okay
00:26:48look mom of course he knows it's
00:26:50i would like to hear max say it
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies i hear this right
00:27:07they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie
00:27:13see are you happy now
00:27:16that's good but something still falls off
00:27:18mom don't make it weird okay
00:27:21we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:27but our marriage is real
00:27:29i guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:33ah
00:27:34now those
00:27:34are quality
00:27:37okay well
00:27:37then answer this
00:27:40where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:43where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:47i knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:50what
00:27:51well um it's
00:27:53silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk luckily i was there to pick it up for her
00:27:59silly face
00:28:01i am not paying extra for this
00:28:03consider it a christmas gift
00:28:05you're worth it
00:28:06what's your guess
00:28:06lozers
00:28:07that's nice
00:28:09you can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not miss smith there is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:15and i'm not just talking about william
00:28:18i'll drink to that
00:28:19i agree with you there
00:28:21so come on guys let's eat
00:28:23come on
00:28:29thank you
00:28:31thank you
00:28:32thank you
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:39i have another room set up for piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you
00:28:44no complications
00:28:46sorry honey
00:28:47uh mom you know what i should stay with piper tonight
00:28:50oh honey
00:28:51newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:55oh i just remembered
00:28:56the city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:58something about water conservation
00:29:00that means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05honey it's no big deal just shower together
00:29:09shower together?
00:29:10shower together?
00:29:12just shower together
00:29:14okay you guys have a good night okay?
00:29:20you heard her
00:29:38shhh
00:29:42wow
00:29:44why are you stripping?
00:29:46well i can't take a shower with your clothes on
00:29:48come on we're wasting time you have 15 minutes
00:29:51nice try i am not showering with you
00:29:53alright suit yourself
00:29:55more room for me in there
00:29:57not if i reach you there first
00:30:15come on max
00:30:17get out of the way
00:30:18we agreed nothing physical
00:30:20you're the one with the dirty thoughts wifey
00:30:22relax
00:30:23i won't touch you
00:30:25unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:31hmm
00:30:40in your dreams
00:30:42free to join me
00:31:02you know if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:05you're not gonna have any shower water left
00:31:06you wish
00:31:08why aren't you getting in?
00:31:09pray you'll fall for me
00:31:12it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:14oh yeah?
00:31:16proof
00:31:28holy shit
00:31:33this is gonna be harder than i thought
00:31:37i'll say
00:31:38what happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42still think you can resist?
00:31:44oh baby
00:31:46i don't think i want to
00:31:47i don't know
00:31:48i don't know
00:31:48i don't know
00:31:53max i shouldn't
00:31:54or maybe we should
00:31:58god he's such a good kisser
00:32:01why does this feel so
00:32:04familiar
00:32:10oh
00:32:10we're so sexy
00:32:21max we cannot do this
00:32:23what?
00:32:24i didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:26it's not you max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:27it's this
00:32:28this is all an act
00:32:29let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:32you're right
00:32:35i'm sorry
00:32:36i just need to be sorry
00:32:46you just
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that?
00:32:55it's him
00:32:55the man from new years
00:32:56is he
00:32:58piper's father?
00:33:02why are you acting?
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07max is piper's father
00:33:10are you okay?
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12i just um
00:33:13i just got lightheaded
00:33:15i think i just need a few more minutes
00:33:18alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:23we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do i do?
00:33:34i'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:35you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44look, fake marriage aside
00:33:45i'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47so if there's something you need
00:33:49i can help
00:33:51i wanna help
00:33:52he's piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:57um, max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid?
00:34:06a child?
00:34:08no, no, no
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10i'm
00:34:10very
00:34:11careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:15i just mean i'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:18family to me is a big commitment
00:34:20and
00:34:21i don't want any loose ends
00:34:22you know?
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:28i shouldn't tell him about piper
00:34:31why do you ask?
00:34:32no reason
00:34:33just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35i feel like you're
00:34:37going somewhere with this
00:34:39what?
00:34:41no
00:34:41well then
00:34:42can i ask you a question?
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these?
00:34:52and how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55i did not get those
00:34:57i don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:00break the contract?
00:35:04come here
00:35:04come here
00:35:07what?
00:35:18elon
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that i
00:35:24i
00:35:25go
00:35:25go
00:35:25go
00:35:26go
00:35:26go go go go
00:35:27just a second
00:35:27come in
00:35:30hey hon
00:35:31let me tell you
00:35:37look...
00:35:42oh scales
00:35:43sorry for interrupting
00:35:44but uh..
00:35:45Piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tucker in
00:35:48You think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:52I can see that.
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:58Well, that a boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:36:03Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:14a thistle.
00:36:14But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good
00:36:23night.
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:30Good night, Piper.
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:42Uh, no.
00:36:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:05Max.
00:37:09You're Piper's father.
00:37:17I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:28I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:44Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:16Not on my watch.
00:38:21Yeah, this.
00:38:23I remember this.
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:38How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:44Wonderful.
00:38:45Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and saltines.
00:38:53It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:55It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:57Don't be shy.
00:38:58Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:01Max, you don't have to.
00:39:02No, no, it's okay.
00:39:04It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:08Oh.
00:39:11Oh.
00:39:25Good?
00:39:26Mmm.
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29It's grumpy.
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:33You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:44Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:51Hey, don't worry.
00:39:53I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:01Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:18Wait, that earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:21I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:24Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:33Right.
00:40:34Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:36Anyone could have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:43So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:47But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:50What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:00That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:06Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:16Exactly.
00:41:16Not like my Sierra.
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:23Oh, they're here.
00:41:25Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:27Merry Christmas.
00:41:29Merry Christmas.
00:41:35You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:42You're Ava's husband.
00:41:45But you're gorgeous.
00:41:49But not as handsome as you.
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:56Merry Christmas.
00:41:57This is for Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:41:59Thank you, Ava.
00:42:00Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:03Oops.
00:42:04Oh, my bad.
00:42:05Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:12Mommy's right.
00:42:13You mean all high?
00:42:15You little.
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:21Oh, you think you broke my wrist.
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:30He could ruin your life.
00:42:44Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:47I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48It's okay.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:50It's fine.
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:54Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:03I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:10She needs me.
00:43:16You okay, honey?
00:43:17Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:26Oh, wow.
00:43:26I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:38Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:44There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:51They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:56I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05All right, that's enough.
00:44:06Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:29Is this a joke?
00:44:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:33Hold it.
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:42My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:54And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:57It's just petty.
00:44:58Maybe so.
00:44:59But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:03Fine.
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:07Come on, let's go.
00:45:08No, no.
00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:12Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:15I know, dear.
00:45:17I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:23You're a stray than a bitch.
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:28I just want to have our family together.
00:45:31Fine.
00:45:33We'll stay.
00:45:34Can I have a little napole?
00:45:36It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:37We'll get something right after.
00:45:40Like drive-thru?
00:45:41I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:49No strays.
00:45:50Ow.
00:45:51Please, are you okay?
00:45:52Yes, please.
00:45:53You hit my child.
00:45:55You're fucking crazy.
00:45:57Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:04Don't worry, baby.
00:46:05I'll handle it.
00:46:08Don't worry, baby.
00:46:10I'll handle it.
00:46:14Piper.
00:46:15Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:21Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:22Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:28Actually, I do.
00:46:30He's such a liar.
00:46:32This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:33Oh, it will be.
00:46:37Sam.
00:46:38Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:42I'm already on my way.
00:46:49You hear this guy?
00:46:54He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:01His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:04Max, what are you doing?
00:47:06Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:08Santa's already on his way.
00:47:10Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:19A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way.
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family.
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:37Thanks, boss.
00:47:39Boss?
00:47:40Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:52You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm.
00:47:59Come on.
00:48:01You can stop kidding around.
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:09Come on.
00:48:09You can stop the charade.
00:48:11Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:17Okay, Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:48:30How is this possible?
00:48:32This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:40I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:42That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:46Wait, no.
00:48:47Hold on.
00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:56Hmm.
00:48:57Some of the small ones.
00:48:58I mean, you know that.
00:49:00You work for me.
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:03I insulted my own boss.
00:49:05I'm finished.
00:49:10Oh, God.
00:49:12I insulted my own boss.
00:49:14I'm finished.
00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:17Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:21For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:24And with that, your career.
00:49:27You're fired.
00:49:28Fired?
00:49:29Sam.
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35Oh, God.
00:49:35I can't be fired.
00:49:38What?
00:49:39Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:44I'll do anything.
00:49:46Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:53And you.
00:49:54Oh, me?
00:49:56Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:58That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:59A family tradition.
00:50:01Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:04Sam.
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly.
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt Ryan.
00:50:20Father, do something.
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:25I'm leaving.
00:50:26Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:34Come on, sweetie.
00:50:36Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:38Eat as much as you want.
00:50:39Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:43I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:45I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:48Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:52Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:54Just like this.
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:57Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59I can't tell.
00:51:01And that terrifies me.
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:09I brought you a gift.
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:17Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:24Tell me everything.
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:30Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:34A high school dropout?
00:51:36In the Harrison family?
00:51:39Not a chance.
00:51:43She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:47Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:48Silence.
00:51:49Get me the address where she works.
00:51:51It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:53That's nice.
00:51:54We own that one.
00:51:56Good work.
00:51:57But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:09Thanks.
00:52:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:16Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:18And how about you?
00:52:23Me?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:26Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva.
00:52:43That birthmark.
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:54Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:58That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:59Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:02Max.
00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:06It's cold.
00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:11Max.
00:53:14I need to tell you something.
00:53:17It's something important.
00:53:19What's gotten into her?
00:53:21Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:33Piper is...
00:53:35Piper is...
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:39Sweetie.
00:53:40Oh my gosh.
00:53:41It's almost swollen.
00:53:41Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:45Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper.
00:53:54Okay, let me see.
00:53:58I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:02But that's not true.
00:54:04You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:07Uh...
00:54:08Daddy!
00:54:09No!
00:54:12Well...
00:54:16Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:28Really?
00:54:28Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:33You think it was Scar?
00:54:36Hmm.
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:42I have one, too.
00:54:44Dad.
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:48Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:51Really?
00:54:52No way.
00:54:53No.
00:54:53It was actually a cactus.
00:54:55But it's still cool.
00:54:58I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:04Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:06My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:14And how old are you?
00:55:15Six.
00:55:16Six?
00:55:17That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:22Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:27What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:31Sorry, honey.
00:55:32This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:42Ivar, Ivar, Ivar, Ivar, Ivar, Ivar, Ivar, Ivar.
00:55:47Okay, look.
00:55:50Piper is
00:55:56Go on
00:56:03Must be an emergency
00:56:06Excuse me
00:56:07Sorry, I'll take this
00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17Yeah
00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max
00:56:31That woman is manipulating you
00:56:33She's a high school dropout
00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:39I'm Eva's husband
00:56:41Max
00:56:42That man has no idea what a treasure
00:56:46He's missing out on
00:56:50I'm sorry, Max
00:56:51You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:53Your mother would take her away
00:56:55After Christmas, it's over
00:56:59Eva?
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:04No, Mom, Mom
00:57:05Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife
00:57:08And I've made up my mind
00:57:09I'm not leaving her
00:57:36I'm not leaving her
00:57:39Eva?
00:57:39Thank you so much
00:57:40Thanks, guys
00:57:41Glad you're here
00:57:44We got it!
00:57:46Wow!
00:57:46Damn, these are nice
00:57:47Grandpa, language
00:57:50Little ears
00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:03Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06What do we got, guys?
00:58:06Billy
00:58:07Walking home from our house
00:58:08Christmas Eve
00:58:13You never told me
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:22Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:30I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:33Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:44I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:47They're very common
00:58:48I feel so awful
00:58:49But I can't lose my child
00:58:51No matter how I feel about him
00:58:56Maybe
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Were the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No
00:59:05I'm fine
00:59:08Um
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:13I got you this
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season
00:59:18Open it
00:59:33Gloves
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:39But that's Christmas
00:59:42You've already done so much for me
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:47How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah
00:59:52Warm
00:59:54Soft
00:59:57Perfect
01:00:01Thank you, Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08Really?
01:00:09Yeah, my mom
01:00:10She partied all the time
01:00:12And I got gifts
01:00:14Plenty of them
01:00:15But
01:00:16I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20Nothing personal
01:00:22Well, you deserve it
01:00:24You're a good guy
01:00:25And
01:00:27Someday you'll
01:00:28Find
01:00:29Someone special
01:00:30To
01:00:31Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:33What if that day's today?
01:00:38What if I already found someone special?
01:00:42Right here
01:01:08Max
01:01:09We can't
01:01:10If you want me to stop
01:01:13You better tell me right now
01:01:19Come on
01:01:20I don't want you to stop
01:01:27No matter how many years pass
01:01:29I still can't resist him
01:01:45I don't want you to stop
01:01:48I want you
01:01:49I want you
01:01:50I want you
01:01:54God, you weren't trying to be fucking insane
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see me.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:52Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:03Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:14Let me give it to you.
01:03:54You're just calling me to serve me.
01:03:56You're just calling me to serve me.
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:08We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:04:16go. My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:20Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up. So you
01:04:25keep your money and I'll leave on my own. But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:58Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:10Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:14So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:17Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:20Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:37a good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:30Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:31We're home.
01:06:36How could she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:47It's part of the agreement too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:03Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:48Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:16Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:23Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:31I told you.
01:08:33I already found the woman I love.
01:08:40Maximus, stop this.
01:08:42That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:49and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management,
01:08:59and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband,
01:09:02and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19Oh, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi, welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size seven.
01:09:48Oh, Biddy can't even walk,
01:09:50but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:22Well, I love the style,
01:10:24but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind,
01:10:37she's patient.
01:10:38Was I wrong about her?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:08Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:11She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:22I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:27This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:42People who insult her all day?
01:11:45Me?
01:11:45I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:53or you're fired.
01:12:00Did I stutter?
01:12:05You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:16I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen.
01:12:19Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person after all.
01:12:27Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:35Get out!
01:12:40No.
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:55and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00Mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired!
01:13:06What did I do?
01:13:11You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional.
01:13:29Responsible.
01:13:31Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:37Out.
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:46I...
01:13:46I...
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No.
01:13:50Don't worry.
01:13:51You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58First assignment?
01:14:00I want that row,
01:14:02and that row,
01:14:03and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home,
01:14:14I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:09Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you...
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:17Y-you were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:21I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:26But I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:38Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom!
01:15:42What did you do?
01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57What are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:16:04Eva...
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:10I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:26God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:35Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:55Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03Now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:12Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:15Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine. You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Lovebug.
01:18:01You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you. What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:44You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was...
01:18:53an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:32Daddy!
01:19:33Piper!
01:19:36I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:02But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:05Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:09Sweetheart, I have...
01:20:11something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:17Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:22Mama!
01:20:26I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:32Okay?
01:20:32I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me.
01:20:34I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:37How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva.
01:20:54I love you, too.
01:20:56I promise.
01:20:57For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yes.
01:21:20Yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course.
01:21:21I'll marry you.
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:27Hi.
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sorry!
01:21:58I struck you tired!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10No, no?
01:22:11No, no?
01:22:12No?