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00:00:00I will bow down to a humble crown
00:00:03No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:06I learned the truth that broke his love
00:00:07Senior year, no more
00:00:36Sorry, excuse me
00:00:52Hey Chase
00:00:54Who?
00:00:55It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:00Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:04Chase, I...
00:01:10I've been in love with you forever
00:01:11Since like 10th grade
00:01:14When you won that district contest
00:01:17I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:20Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:26Sure, sure
00:01:30For real?
00:01:35Come here, babe
00:01:49Surprise nerd
00:01:53Clement
00:01:55Whoa, Clement
00:01:56Yo!
00:01:59Whoa, Clement
00:02:01Yo!
00:02:03Oh my god, I just confessed to the school psycho
00:02:05Watch out
00:02:07Bo, Clement
00:02:09And Juve
00:02:10My god
00:02:11Dangerous and violent
00:02:17In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:47Capital A for A-hole
00:02:49Capital A for A-hole
00:02:51Bo, Clement
00:02:52Bo, Clement made it his mission to torment the nerd
00:02:54Me
00:02:55My life
00:02:56At the devil's playground
00:03:00I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here
00:03:03Shit
00:03:04I'm sorry, Bo
00:03:06Wrong guy
00:03:06Sorry
00:03:08Hold up
00:03:09I've been in love with you forever
00:03:10Since like...
00:03:1110th grade
00:03:13When you won that district contest
00:03:14I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:03:17Forever?
00:03:19Since 10th grade?
00:03:21We'll eat it!
00:03:23We'll eat it!
00:03:24We'll eat that right now!
00:03:25We'll eat it!
00:03:30Huh?
00:03:55What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:01Damn it.
00:04:03I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:05I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:07Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:09I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:12This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:15For the record, even if every guy on Earth dropped dead tomorrow,
00:04:18I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:20Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:22Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:24I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:30Hey, I bet Chase feels the same too.
00:04:32I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:36You're such an asshole!
00:04:56Watch it, four eyes!
00:04:58I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:10Hey, give those back!
00:05:14What, these?
00:05:23That was a prescription!
00:05:26So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:29Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:34If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:37she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:40Please.
00:05:45Let me go, Max.
00:05:46You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:05:50Maybe if he's desperate.
00:05:52Definitely blind.
00:05:55Oh.
00:05:56Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:06How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:11No.
00:06:14S-T-R-I-
00:06:17No!
00:06:19Stop!
00:06:24No!
00:06:39No!
00:06:42No!
00:06:44No!
00:06:46No!
00:06:49That's better.
00:06:51Off you go.
00:06:57Go.
00:07:08My nose!
00:07:14No!
00:07:15No!
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:26Look at you!
00:07:33Oh!
00:07:37Oh!
00:07:38Look at you!
00:07:52Great. First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone
00:08:00yet.
00:08:20Hi, mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:08:24No way. Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy? He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your
00:08:35most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:08:36I've been in love with you forever. Since like... Forever?
00:08:40We'll leave it. We'll leave them. I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:03You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:06I... I don't know what it looks like.
00:09:10Really? Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:17Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:23That went from me!
00:09:26It's me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:09:37No! You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first.
00:09:41You stalked me into the boys.
00:09:43I want you to feel what it's like being recorded as more.
00:09:46Delete it.
00:09:47Now, or I swear.
00:09:49Swear what?
00:09:51You're gonna hit me?
00:09:52Big Man Bo Clement.
00:09:56Thanks.
00:10:33Oh, my God.
00:10:42Phoebe.
00:10:43Phoebe.
00:10:45What the fuck?
00:11:05Come on.
00:11:06Come on, smart man.
00:11:08Talk to me.
00:11:09Come on.
00:11:11Phoebe.
00:11:12Phoebe.
00:11:19Come on.
00:11:26Shit.
00:11:27Fuck.
00:11:28I'm sorry.
00:11:29I'm sorry.
00:11:31I'm sorry.
00:11:33I'm sorry.
00:11:37Jesus, fuck.
00:11:42You scared the shit out of me.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48What did you do?
00:11:51You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:11:54And thank God, I knew CPI.
00:11:57You put your lips on me?
00:12:04Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:07What the fuck?
00:12:10Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:13What the fuck?
00:12:14Are you...
00:12:15I felt you...
00:12:18I was...
00:12:18I was saving you.
00:12:20I would rather...
00:12:21You consider that a kiss?
00:12:23Consider it charity.
00:12:26And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:12:36You recorded me first.
00:12:40Asshole.
00:12:52Yeah?
00:12:53Huh?
00:12:56Two for one deal.
00:12:57You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:00You're very welcome.
00:13:07You touched me without my consent.
00:13:11Whoa, whoa.
00:13:12What are you taking me for?
00:13:13A perv?
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:13:18You probably did it on purpose.
00:13:31Oh shit!
00:13:36Oh shit!
00:13:38I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with me sweater this morning.
00:13:44Okay, so this is...
00:13:46Don't tell me.
00:13:46Let me guess.
00:13:47Chase.
00:13:48Oh my god.
00:13:51Shut up!
00:13:52Give it back!
00:13:52Uh-uh.
00:13:54So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:13:57If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:14:01I won't.
00:14:13I won't.
00:14:14I won't.
00:14:16I won't.
00:14:20I won't.
00:14:21I won't.
00:14:23I won't.
00:14:24I won't.
00:14:25I won't.
00:14:26I won't.
00:14:28I won't.
00:14:30I won't.
00:14:30I won't.
00:14:30I won't.
00:14:30I won't.
00:14:30I won't.
00:14:43Because I will show everyone this.
00:14:48I will.
00:14:54What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:14:57Beau Clement.
00:14:59Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:15:01You?
00:15:02You tell on me.
00:15:03I post this.
00:15:04We both go down together.
00:15:07It's in the cloud.
00:15:09Nothing you can do about it.
00:15:12You're pushing it.
00:15:21What are you going to do?
00:15:24What are you going to do?
00:15:31Hey.
00:15:32Hey.
00:15:34I don't tell on you.
00:15:38Okay?
00:15:40And I'll throw in any favor.
00:15:43Okay?
00:15:44Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:15:48How's that for a deal?
00:15:52You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:15:56What kind of person do you think I am?
00:16:00Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:16:02Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:16:06Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:16:12How's that for a change?
00:16:16Well maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:16:20Take it.
00:16:22Or dumb.
00:16:25Okay.
00:16:28Make me popular.
00:16:30For Chase.
00:16:31That's the favor.
00:16:33I'm sorry.
00:16:34What?
00:16:34You want me to what?
00:16:35That is not a favor.
00:16:37That is a miracle.
00:16:39Okay?
00:16:40Oh my god.
00:16:42Natural curls, big glasses on the daily, body, not exactly a fault.
00:16:50Oh my god.
00:16:52That's mean.
00:16:55Chase Thompson, huh?
00:16:57Golden boy, captain of the swim team.
00:17:00What, do cliches turn you on?
00:17:04You know you can do better, especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:17:11One, two, three.
00:17:16Shut the hell up.
00:17:18Take it or leave it.
00:17:19I'm done being nice to you.
00:17:21You know, I bet myself never getting...
00:17:26I do like a challenge.
00:17:28And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist,
00:17:34that sounds like fun.
00:17:38You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:17:41Dio?
00:17:49Dio.
00:17:59Well...
00:18:00Wait a minute.
00:18:04Yeah.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:53I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:19:21I'm so in love with you.
00:19:36You have a thing for assholes, don't you?
00:19:58No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:19:59You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid face.
00:20:05I'm so in love with you.
00:20:12I'm so in love with you.
00:20:26Oh, jeez.
00:20:28I'm sorry.
00:20:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:20:30No, I'm so in love with you.
00:20:37Chase.
00:20:39Phoebe, right?
00:20:41Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:20:44You know he does it every year, it's really cool.
00:20:45Yes.
00:20:46Yes, of course.
00:20:48You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:20:50I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:20:54Great.
00:20:56I'll see you then.
00:21:03See you then.
00:21:05Oh no.
00:21:06How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:21:12Shit.
00:21:13Yikes.
00:21:14Look at you.
00:21:16Total train wreck.
00:21:21Bo, you have to help me.
00:21:23How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function with ink exactly like a train wreck?
00:21:30With a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:21:33Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:37Put me down.
00:21:38Oh, shut up.
00:21:39The makeover starts now.
00:22:17Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:22:21Is this one of those moments?
00:22:26Is this one of those moments?
00:22:28Is this one of those moments?
00:22:33No.
00:22:35The movie slides.
00:22:37What the fuck?
00:22:47Her eyes really are stunning.
00:23:09Bo, can you come in please?
00:23:11I need help tying my dress.
00:23:23Here?
00:23:26Yeah.
00:23:29The Eldridge thing.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:32I'll be so nervous alone.
00:23:35Sure.
00:23:36Yes.
00:23:38Great.
00:23:40I'll leave.
00:23:40I'm finishing up.
00:23:41Right.
00:23:42Go, go, go.
00:23:42Go.
00:23:51Bro, you're still there?
00:24:05Oh.
00:24:07Bro.
00:24:08I'll be there.
00:24:23Fancy I'm pretty.
00:24:25Still do.
00:24:48Shit.
00:24:49Guess I hate pretty.
00:24:53Whoa.
00:24:56Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:24:59That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:25:01Shut the front door.
00:25:02No effing way.
00:25:07Breathe.
00:25:09Don't faint.
00:25:09Don't throw up.
00:25:10Don't trip.
00:25:12Please don't trip.
00:25:14Hey.
00:25:15You made it.
00:25:17Unbelievable.
00:25:17You too.
00:25:18You too.
00:25:19You always do.
00:25:19I mean, how could you not?
00:25:21Hair.
00:25:22Face.
00:25:22Suit.
00:25:23The teeth.
00:25:24All of it.
00:25:26Good job.
00:25:27Good job.
00:25:28Relax, Phoebs.
00:25:30You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:25:32Phoebs.
00:25:33Ooh.
00:25:34Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:25:36I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:25:38So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:25:40But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:25:43Because that's the perks of being a swim team captain.
00:25:45I'm life-saving certified.
00:25:56All right?
00:25:58Oh my god, Beau.
00:26:00I always found you hot.
00:26:01But this fancy suit look is another level.
00:26:04I find you just the same.
00:26:13What the actual fuck?
00:26:23Well, well.
00:26:24Saint Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:26:29I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:26:31Max, stop!
00:26:32It's okay, Chase.
00:26:34Leave me alone, Max.
00:26:35Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:26:38Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:26:42Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:26:45Like I did before?
00:26:53No!
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:01You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:27:04I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:27:07You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:27:10What?
00:27:11A duck?
00:27:12Is that the best you can do?
00:27:14I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:27:16Oh, furs!
00:27:18Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:27:19Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:27:22Tell me, Phillips.
00:27:24Tell me, Phillips.
00:27:24When this is over, and the lights come back on,
00:27:27are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:27:31You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:27:35And as long as you keep putting out, some guy will eventually notice you.
00:27:40Oh, shit!
00:27:43I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:27:47The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:27:51You're right.
00:27:53I do need a reminder.
00:27:56I do need a reminder.
00:27:58And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:28:03Enlighten me.
00:28:04Please.
00:28:05You make everyone feel like trash.
00:28:06More plastic.
00:28:07Much less iconic.
00:28:09And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:28:14Eldritch Winsor function serving mean girls.
00:28:17Get her ass!
00:28:19Maybe.
00:28:20After you're hit with these hands.
00:28:23But it's okay.
00:28:25You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:28:27Here's some charity.
00:28:29Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:28:34Seriously.
00:28:35Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:28:37I love chemistry.
00:28:38And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:28:42once you grew up and got smarter.
00:28:47Wishful thinking.
00:28:49Pathetic?
00:28:50I know.
00:28:51But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:28:56Wow.
00:28:56Good job.
00:28:57Good job.
00:28:58Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:29:01Her career eventually.
00:29:03Holy shit!
00:29:07Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:29:09Seriously!
00:29:09Okay, are you done?
00:29:10Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:29:12And leave her alone.
00:29:14For once.
00:29:15Oh God.
00:29:16I'm gonna pass out.
00:29:17In front of everyone.
00:29:19On the best night of my life.
00:29:23This isn't over.
00:29:25Have a good night.
00:29:32I came here to impress a boy.
00:29:34But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:29:46I'm sorry.
00:29:50Oh jeez.
00:29:51Oh my God.
00:29:52I'm gonna throw up.
00:29:53Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:29:55I think bummed for the...
00:29:57I'll go verge.
00:30:01Okay.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:03Perfect.
00:30:05Now, let it set for now.
00:30:12Great.
00:30:14Teenage terrorism.
00:30:15So...
00:30:22Man.
00:30:24You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:30:27Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:30:31St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:30:35And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:30:39Kinda don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:30:50Ooh!
00:30:53You want some?
00:30:55And a toast.
00:30:57For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:31:03Slow.
00:31:06Slow.
00:31:08Yeah.
00:31:09Sure.
00:31:10Courage.
00:31:12Love courage.
00:31:14You can do this Phoebe.
00:31:16Don't...
00:31:21Whoa.
00:31:23Whoa.
00:31:24Easy there.
00:31:25Ew.
00:31:26You okay Phoebs?
00:31:27Is this legal?
00:31:30Not exactly.
00:31:39You?
00:31:41Come up here.
00:31:42What the hell you want Clement?
00:31:43Move.
00:31:45Or you can find out.
00:31:47Stop it.
00:31:48Both of you.
00:31:48This is a ball.
00:31:49Not a boxing ring.
00:31:59No.
00:32:00No, no, no, no.
00:32:02Shit.
00:32:03My dress.
00:32:04Are you fucking kidding me?
00:32:09That's a vein buddy.
00:32:11Not funny.
00:32:11Not funny.
00:32:14You happy now?
00:32:16My night's ruined.
00:32:23I...
00:32:24I...
00:32:26I...
00:32:26I need a minute.
00:32:28Hey!
00:32:30Mom.
00:32:40That idiot.
00:32:42Dumbass.
00:32:43Asshole.
00:32:46Stop it.
00:32:49That idiot.
00:32:50So stupid.
00:33:02Why are you here?
00:33:04Get out
00:33:06I need clean up too
00:33:11This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber
00:33:18Lee, get out
00:33:19I'm not leaving
00:33:21So calm down
00:33:26Fine, then enjoy the show
00:33:31What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:33:34What the hell does it look like?
00:33:36You wouldn't leave
00:33:36So be my guest
00:33:42Be my guest too
00:33:45What are you doing?
00:33:46Oh, didn't see that
00:33:49I was here first
00:33:50Get your own room
00:33:51Yeah, well, I like this one
00:33:56Well, you're a perv who felt me up
00:34:01At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss
00:34:06You, that's all you think about, isn't it?
00:34:09How you kissed me, touched me
00:34:12I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that
00:34:18I've seen everything there is to see
00:34:21And for your information, there's not much to look at
00:34:24So don't worry, baby girl
00:34:27I'm not getting excited
00:34:29And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it
00:34:35Oh, really?
00:34:36Mm-hmm
00:35:05You think a little striptease
00:35:07Is this gonna undo me?
00:35:08Let's
00:35:09I dare you
00:35:25To touch me
00:35:27Unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back
00:35:56I'm no chicken shit
00:35:58I'm no chicken shit
00:36:00I'm no chicken shit even to pay back
00:36:01And go on
00:36:01Try me
00:36:03Just because you're loud
00:36:05I'm no chicken shit even to die
00:36:08I'm standing in the fire
00:36:13Follow me, I got something special planned for you
00:36:19Hurry
00:36:19Follow me, I got something special planned for you
00:36:23That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:36:25Shh.
00:36:27Come on.
00:36:28Come on.
00:36:30My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:36:34We have 20 minutes.
00:36:40You're mine now.
00:36:46Don't touch me.
00:36:53Oh, saw her in the bedroom.
00:36:57Yeah, makes sense.
00:37:05Yes, baby, right there.
00:37:10Or babe.
00:37:12Are they serious?
00:37:14Are they serious?
00:37:30I don't think I can face Mrs. Aldridge anymore.
00:37:33The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:37:34Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:54Stay still, Phoebe.
00:37:56I paid you.
00:38:03You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:38:06But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:38:11Loser.
00:38:12Oh.
00:38:15You're really naughty, naughty boy.
00:38:34No.
00:38:35No, Phoebe.
00:38:37Why not?
00:38:39You're not yourself.
00:38:41You're drunk.
00:38:42No, I'm not.
00:38:43No, I'm not.
00:38:45Okay, maybe.
00:38:49Hold on.
00:38:50Hold on.
00:38:53What are you doing?
00:38:55I'm getting us out of here.
00:38:57Now put your arms around my neck.
00:39:04Do it, nerd.
00:39:06Hurry up.
00:39:08Hurry up.
00:39:09Hurry up.
00:39:09Hurry up.
00:39:10Hurry up.
00:39:14So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:39:20Sure.
00:39:22Here we go.
00:39:26Oh.
00:39:27Oh.
00:39:29Ah!
00:39:30Oh!
00:39:31What?
00:39:32Who are you?
00:39:33How long have you been?
00:39:34Ma'am?
00:39:36You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:39:49Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:39:53Don't.
00:39:54Phoebe!
00:39:55Hey.
00:39:57I've been looking old for you.
00:40:01Are you okay?
00:40:05Come on, Phoebes.
00:40:06Let's go.
00:40:06Come here.
00:40:07Come on.
00:40:19Okay.
00:40:20On three, we drenched the ugly duckling.
00:40:23This will go viral.
00:40:27Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:40:31Oh, hell no.
00:40:46Oh my god! What is that? It smells like a public restroom blew up!
00:40:54This is fashion week couture! Get it off me!
00:41:01Fun chemistry fact. The stench? That's ammonia. Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss
00:41:08fumes. Pissing nags! Mad stinky nags!
00:41:21Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:41:41Hey, Thieves. Need a ride home?
00:41:44Um, yeah, sure.
00:41:57Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:42:08Hop in. I'll take you home.
00:42:13Oh my god! You were waiting for me! That's so sweet! I have no idea what they're at!
00:42:20I... I got, what? And then a shower! And then it was cold! And then it was a cold shower!
00:42:26And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life! And I'm like, do we have one?
00:42:29Just drive.
00:42:39There was fog! There's a function!
00:42:43I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:42:46You're sick!
00:42:49Wait, that was you?!
00:42:54What the fuck is this day?!
00:42:57Oh, fuck! They're both gonna pay for this!
00:43:13The winter ball!
00:43:17There she is.
00:43:19And your golden girl.
00:43:21Golden girl?
00:43:22Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:43:24Really?
00:43:26Really?
00:43:26You know, cause...
00:43:27Apparently out the school's obsessed with you now.
00:43:30I mean...
00:43:31I really can't blame them.
00:43:35Hey, um...
00:43:36You actually figure out the class?
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:40The team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:43:42You should swing by.
00:43:44Wear a swimsuit.
00:43:46Cause I'm cute.
00:43:51Yeah.
00:43:52Sure.
00:43:53I'll be there.
00:44:06Fluffy!
00:44:07Jump in!
00:44:08Okay! Okay, fine!
00:44:11I... I just...
00:44:12I can't swim.
00:44:15You're in good hands.
00:44:17You get who I am?
00:44:20No!
00:44:21No!
00:44:23No!
00:44:24No!
00:44:27Yo!
00:44:28Captain Thompson.
00:44:30You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:44:33You're just faster running your mouth.
00:44:40You want to race me?
00:44:43You know...
00:44:43I'm always down to humble me underachieving.
00:44:47Phoebe, you want a time for us?
00:44:54Um...
00:44:54You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:45:04Come on, Jack!
00:45:06Come on, Jack!
00:45:07Come on!
00:45:14Then this could be our little secret
00:45:19So but that no one's gonna hear it
00:45:25People
00:45:28Excuse me
00:45:34Goodbye
00:45:35Goodbye
00:45:36This could be our little secret
00:45:42Be our little secret
00:45:54Oh, yo
00:45:57I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:46:01The real winner
00:46:02is the guy against the girl
00:46:14You were amazing, Chase
00:46:18Yo, Chase
00:46:19Good race, good race, man
00:46:20You crushed it
00:46:22See you boys tomorrow
00:46:23You do early, early
00:46:38You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:46:42I can still see the stink
00:46:46The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:46:50Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:46:56But the winner gets
00:47:00Anything they ask for
00:47:11Anything
00:47:18Since the winner is too proud to clean his prize
00:47:22I guess just forget about it
00:47:37Well then
00:47:38I'm claiming it now
00:47:42What do you want?
00:47:48You
00:47:49Are gonna
00:47:54You
00:47:56Are gonna
00:48:02Tutor me
00:48:03What?
00:48:05Disappointed?
00:48:08Fine
00:48:09You want tutoring?
00:48:11You'll get tutoring
00:48:12Go sit
00:48:31If we're doing this
00:48:33We're doing this
00:48:34My way
00:48:35I'm one of those
00:48:38All or not
00:48:39Type of notes
00:48:41It's
00:48:42It's not a thing
00:48:44Well
00:48:45I made it a thing
00:48:50You scared of a little chemistry
00:48:52Sash
00:48:52Clement?
00:48:55You think we have
00:48:57Chemistry
00:48:58Miss Phillips
00:49:08Your skirt
00:49:08Is doing a little
00:49:11Chantel
00:49:25Let's try this one
00:49:28Too hardcore
00:49:29No clue
00:49:31That's okay
00:49:32That's why I'm here to help
00:49:33So it starts like this
00:49:35The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:49:39By volume
00:49:42In a 150 million dollar quantity of the solution
00:49:45Is there how many million dollars
00:49:46Are those two
00:49:47Okay
00:49:49So the first thing
00:49:51Is there
00:49:52Is there
00:49:53And the answer is
00:50:04Are you sure you're able to study
00:50:06Clement?
00:50:08You know
00:50:09I think I can teach
00:50:12You something
00:50:13In exchange
00:50:15If you behave
00:50:21I take my teaching
00:50:22Very seriously
00:50:26If you don't behave
00:50:27I'm going to rock you with this
00:50:30So sit
00:50:32Stay
00:50:32And get to work
00:50:48I don't mind getting
00:50:49And train
00:50:50Okay
00:50:52By the way
00:50:54I always come out
00:50:55I don't talk
00:50:57Careful girl
00:50:58I might enjoy the plane
00:51:08Fine
00:51:23Doing okay
00:51:24Mr. Clement
00:51:28Now he's playing hard to get
00:51:40Yes
00:51:43Now now
00:51:44Be a good girl
00:52:10You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:52:13If you push
00:52:15I push back slowly
00:52:16Don't pretend you don't like to hear
00:52:20Don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:52:23I've been dangerous since they're running
00:52:26How long?
00:52:27Are you all at work?
00:52:28Or do you also fight?
00:52:35I'm a bad boy
00:52:37Lakes
00:52:39Lokes
00:52:40Lokes
00:52:41And he always bites
00:52:43But I'm trying to be good
00:52:45Once in my life
00:52:48Miss Phillips
00:52:52Just remember
00:52:53Next time I'm not going to hold back
00:52:59To be a great part
00:53:06Next time I'm saying
00:53:07Leave my car
00:53:17If you like
00:53:18What do you call me
00:53:20If you have liked
00:53:21If you want
00:53:21Sometimes shit
00:53:21You're supposed to be
00:53:21You're supposed to be
00:53:21Must be
00:53:21Honey
00:53:22Whenever
00:53:22Large
00:53:23You tendkea
00:53:57Hmm.
00:54:56Got you.
00:55:06Sneaky, huh?
00:55:08Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:55:12Hmm.
00:55:13I get a reward from you.
00:55:17What do you want?
00:55:20You got the makeover.
00:55:22I want another session with you.
00:55:26But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
00:55:40Nice try.
00:55:42But you're not getting these.
00:55:46Hmm?
00:55:48What if I get an A?
00:55:51Let an asshole get A win for once.
00:56:01Bring your A game, then.
00:56:06He's fucking two!
00:56:11Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
00:56:22Lana?
00:56:23Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
00:56:26Bring this drama shit.
00:56:27The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:33All right, bye.
00:56:55Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
00:56:57S-H-I-T for days.
00:57:03St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
00:57:09Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
00:57:16What's this?
00:57:25What do you think we're doing here, Magic?
00:57:27You're not in this class.
00:57:28Oh, I was just picking something up before tear practice.
00:57:33Off you trot.
00:57:34My class is starting.
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:38Absolutely.
00:57:43Old witch!
00:57:44I'll teach you a lesson someday.
00:57:46Karma's a real nasty one.
00:57:51What's this?
00:57:52Mrs. Herman!
00:57:54Um, I don't know.
00:57:55I just found this on my desk when I was just...
00:57:57I don't know.
00:58:00My...
00:58:00Hey!
00:58:03A secret admirer?
00:58:05Hm?
00:58:07Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
00:58:11Absolute.
00:58:13Inappropriate.
00:58:13Wait, can I just have one at the...
00:58:15No!
00:58:16You have to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
00:58:19You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
00:58:22You do not have time for boys, for gifts, for anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
00:58:38Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the blue.
00:58:41Ten!
00:58:50Number two.
00:59:04Wow!
00:59:07Life is like a box of chocolates.
00:59:09And my petty is to die for.
00:59:44Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
00:59:51The grade they received is not accurate.
00:59:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
00:59:58So maybe they still have...
01:00:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:00:11Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:00:16Detention for at least a week.
01:00:19I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:00:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:00:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:00:34What does it mean?
01:00:35Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:00:39If you didn't cheat...
01:00:41What else?
01:00:45Foul language to you. Disrespecting a teacher.
01:00:48This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:00:50Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:00:55I didn't cheat.
01:00:56Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:00:59A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:01:05Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:01:12Mrs. Herman...
01:01:14Beau didn't cheat!
01:01:20Mrs. Herman...
01:01:21Beau didn't cheat!
01:01:22Excuse me.
01:01:26Because...
01:01:37I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:01:41You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:01:43He's not a delinquent.
01:01:46Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:01:48He's smart and kind...
01:01:51And...
01:01:55And capital A amazing.
01:02:00My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:02:03But Phoebe...
01:02:04She actually believes in me.
01:02:06She'd even stand up for me.
01:02:09Phoebe Phillips...
01:02:10Do you even understand what you're saying?
01:02:14You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:02:18Do you know...
01:02:20What happens...
01:02:21When girls...
01:02:22Too close...
01:02:24To boys...
01:02:25Him?
01:02:26A girl like you should know better.
01:02:28Have some soul respect!
01:02:31Mrs. Herman...
01:02:32You are a teacher.
01:02:34You don't walk on water.
01:02:36You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:02:39You don't...
01:02:40You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:02:47Oh...
01:02:48Don't.
01:02:48What else could you be?
01:02:50And now...
01:02:51You've corrupted my best student.
01:02:54Lying...
01:02:55For you.
01:02:56Do you know what you...
01:02:56And...
01:02:57I...
01:02:58I'm going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:03:01You...
01:03:01Don't...
01:03:07You can punish me all you want...
01:03:09But leave Phillip out of it!
01:03:11And if you think I am a problem...
01:03:14Walt...
01:03:14Stop!
01:03:15I'll show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:03:19What are you going to do?
01:03:21I will call the plea!
01:03:25You stupid assignment!
01:03:28Shit!
01:03:28You stupid grade!
01:03:30I don't fucking need it!
01:03:49Phoebe! Phoebe!
01:03:51Wait!
01:03:52She was being mean and cruel for no reason!
01:03:56But you...
01:03:58Can't owe each other anything anymore!
01:04:02Wait!
01:04:04What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:04:06You and I are nothing alike!
01:04:09You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:04:12Nothing alike?
01:04:14Just cause I'm not like you?
01:04:15As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:04:20You care too damn much about what other people think about you!
01:04:23And...
01:04:24And no makeover can change that!
01:04:28You think I ruined your life?
01:04:31Newsflash!
01:04:32Nothing can fix a coward!
01:04:36Then what are you?
01:04:38You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:04:41Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:04:45All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:04:49But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:04:52But you pretend you're not secure at all!
01:04:55That's just how you hide your fear!
01:04:59You break things!
01:05:00And people!
01:05:02And you push them away!
01:05:04Just so you won't break yourself!
01:05:09I am scared!
01:05:11Yeah!
01:05:12I am fragile!
01:05:14And you knew that better than anyone!
01:05:17Not my concern anymore!
01:05:19That's just what we do!
01:05:20Isn't it?
01:05:22We just don't tell each other, right?
01:05:24We just play games!
01:05:25I guess we played ourselves that way!
01:05:37I am scared!
01:05:39Yeah!
01:05:40I am fragile!
01:05:42And you knew that better than anyone!
01:05:44Why am I such a bad?
01:05:46When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me!
01:05:54Pheebs?
01:05:55Hey!
01:05:57Sorry, are you okay?
01:05:59Alright Chase!
01:06:00Sorry, babe!
01:06:01I just need to be alone right now!
01:06:05Mind if I stayed here with you?
01:06:09Looks like you could use a swimmer shoulder!
01:06:11Best to cry on!
01:06:15I'm glad I can make you smile, Pheebs!
01:06:18Whoever made you cry?
01:06:20You know, that's a real asshole!
01:06:33I love this place, you know?
01:06:36I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:06:42Now it's your place too!
01:06:45You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim!
01:06:49Yeah, I know!
01:06:50You used to stand up right there!
01:06:54Wait, you knew?
01:06:55Come on, Pheebs!
01:06:57You weren't exactly subtle!
01:07:03I've missed you before.
01:07:08I've missed you before.
01:07:08I've missed you before.
01:07:11Then why?
01:07:13Chase!
01:07:14What?
01:07:15This doesn't feel right!
01:07:18What the hell, Chase?
01:07:20Chase, pop the brakes!
01:07:22That's way too fast!
01:07:25Come on, Pheebs.
01:07:26Drop the egg.
01:07:27Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:07:42That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:07:44Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:07:45Stop!
01:07:47You don't want to be in front of me ever again!
01:07:50Let go!
01:07:51Please let me go!
01:07:52Stop!
01:07:58Stop it, Chase!
01:08:00Chase, please, Chase, no!
01:08:02Chase, this isn't you!
01:08:04You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:08:07The fucking nice guy.
01:08:08No!
01:08:13No!
01:08:15No!
01:08:19What the...
01:08:25Hey, you okay?
01:08:28I was so scared!
01:08:30So what the fuck should we do?
01:08:33This piece of shit!
01:08:38No!
01:08:43That's for the pain, asshole!
01:08:46Say it!
01:08:48I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:08:52I'm a rapey asshole!
01:08:56I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:09:00I'm a rapey asshole.
01:09:07I'm a rapey asshole!
01:09:09I'm a rapey asshole!
01:09:10I'm a rapey asshole!
01:09:11I'm a rapey asshole!
01:09:19Hey, hey!
01:09:20Jamie...
01:09:21You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:09:24Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:09:25In!
01:09:27Out!
01:09:27What?
01:09:31I thought...
01:09:33I don't know...
01:09:35My brain just...
01:09:36I thought he was my friend.
01:09:39Why would he do that to me?
01:09:42I feel so stupid!
01:09:44Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:09:47You were not stupid.
01:09:49You were terrified.
01:09:50And you fought back.
01:09:52You, you bit him, you pulled away.
01:09:53You did everything you could.
01:09:56What?
01:09:56What if you hadn't gone?
01:09:57I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:10:01I'm sorry.
01:10:02I'm sorry.
01:10:07You saved me, Beau.
01:10:09You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:10:12Just some nerd.
01:10:14I, I didn't save you.
01:10:16You saved me.
01:10:17And you saved yourself.
01:10:19I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:10:28And you're right.
01:10:30And you are not a nerd.
01:10:32You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:10:39You wanna get out of here?
01:10:41Get to school.
01:10:42Yeah.
01:10:44Yeah.
01:10:46You okay?
01:10:52You ready for a ride?
01:10:54Sit tight, man.
01:11:02You ready for a ride?
01:11:10Sit tight, man.
01:11:11Sit tight, man.
01:11:13Sit tight, man.
01:11:16Sit tight, man.
01:11:16I'm here with Beau.
01:11:17Infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement.
01:11:21Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:11:24I should not be crushing this life.
01:11:41I'm absolutely crushing it.
01:11:47I need to be the winner, go full of your winner.
01:11:53I need to be the winner, go full of your winner.
01:11:55For the winner, I'm about to be the winner to be the winner.
01:11:57Do you want to have sex?
01:12:36You got condoms?
01:12:39Yeah.
01:12:41I'm always packing.
01:12:43Pun intended.
01:12:56Pun intended.
01:13:14Wait.
01:13:19Wait.
01:13:20Um.
01:13:22I'm a little nervous.
01:13:25So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:13:44This is it, baby.
01:13:46The moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:13:51Oh, my God.
01:13:53You're actually in her room.
01:13:55And she's taking a shower.
01:13:58Oh, my God.
01:14:03What the hell?
01:14:04I'm coming.
01:14:07I'm coming.
01:14:08Ah, my God.
01:14:13Oh, my God.
01:14:16What's that?
01:14:25Oh, my God.
01:14:27Oh, my God.
01:14:42Oh, my God.
01:15:03No.
01:15:07No.
01:15:11No.
01:15:14No.
01:15:16No.
01:15:19No.
01:15:21No.
01:15:25Oh shit!
01:15:31Hi!
01:15:34Surprise!
01:15:35Except it's not a surprise to you.
01:15:37You met our little friend there.
01:15:38Oh, shit!
01:15:50You won't be needing this anymore.
01:15:52You won't need it ever again.
01:16:19This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:16:22I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:16:27Totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:16:32Phoebe, will you take me?
01:16:37As your first.
01:16:41It could only be you, Beau.
01:16:51And I love you, too.
01:16:52I love you.
01:16:56I love you.
01:17:01I love you.
01:17:05I love you.
01:17:28Good morning, princess.
01:17:31Why does princess sound like it?
01:17:34That's just my bed chem.
01:17:36My bed chemistry.
01:17:38Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:17:40You're such a twerk.
01:17:49What happened here?
01:17:56That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:18:05And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:18:11And I still insisted on going.
01:18:13When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:18:18So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:18:22Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:18:32She never came back.
01:18:39And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:18:47She wouldn't have died.
01:18:49Beau.
01:18:49Beau.
01:18:52I am so sorry.
01:18:54And you saw me almost drown at the pool when we were...
01:18:57I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:19:01I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:19:05You're so stupid.
01:19:06No, Phoebe.
01:19:12No, Phoebe.
01:19:17You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since your passing.
01:19:21You believed in me and you gave me a purpose.
01:19:24You made me want to do better.
01:19:26To be better.
01:19:29You saved me.
01:19:41All right.
01:19:41Breakfast.
01:19:42What happened?
01:19:42I'm good.
01:19:42I'm good.
01:19:43Are you good?
01:19:43You should see the other guy.
01:19:44Because I need you on.
01:19:45I'm going to swim this way.
01:19:46You know that?
01:19:46And we need to all have a chat later.
01:19:49Come in!
01:19:52I got a report.
01:19:53It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:19:59What?
01:20:00No, what the hell?
01:20:02I...
01:20:02I saw it.
01:20:05Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:20:07Oh, she...
01:20:08I fucking say that again.
01:20:12You...
01:20:14All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:20:20Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:20:26Beau didn't do any of that.
01:20:29Phoebe?
01:20:29What the fuck are you doing here?
01:20:32Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:20:35In my bedroom.
01:20:38Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:20:40Coach Honda, don't believe it.
01:20:42She's just a slut.
01:20:43We're going to throw herself at anyone.
01:20:44I mean, fucking look at her.
01:20:51I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:20:54I'm going to read me out.
01:20:55This is fake.
01:20:56It's edited, Coach.
01:20:57It's obviously edited.
01:20:58Chase Thompson!
01:21:00You're off my swim team!
01:21:02Now!
01:21:12You three, principal's office, now!
01:21:17You three thought you were slick.
01:21:19Slipper.
01:21:25You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:21:28Twice.
01:21:32Are you all enjoying this?
01:21:39That never gets old.
01:21:41This school is toxic, AM!
01:21:53Chop-chop, ladies.
01:22:01Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:22:06Best school day ever.
01:22:14Capital A for absolutely, and your capital A for A's big.
01:22:21Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:22:23Thank you, sir.
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