00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:14Let's go.
01:16Let's go!
01:18Let's go!
01:19Let's go!
01:19Let's go, Eagles!
01:20Let's go!
01:21Let's go, Eagles!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off!
01:29Catch it!
01:30Relax.
01:31I got you.
01:36Brad!
01:37Brad!
01:37Brad!
01:38Brad!
01:40Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:21Oh no, no, I-I-I-ah.
02:27Damn!
02:28This is so awkward!
02:39No, I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him, and he loves them right back.
02:59Well, he's a narcissist.
03:00I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:03Come on, let's try it.
03:11Oh, look. The creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys that could never get within their wildest dreams.
03:18As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone.
03:32Babe, better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you?
03:43You're the un-dateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's fine.
03:49They're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:51What did you say?
04:07Testa.
04:08Yeah.
04:08Just because you're a vatic whatever, doesn't mean anything.
04:12Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last piece loser.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this Imperial Monarchy BS.
04:33What are you gonna do?
04:39I'm...
04:40I'm gonna change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them.
04:52But what are you gonna do?
04:58First is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:07Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No, not Connor.
05:15But bread's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:23Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step.
05:30Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:36Okay.
05:40Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:43Yes, it's perfect, it's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:47Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:49Yes.
05:51Go.
05:54Oh my God.
05:55Oh my God.
05:56Oh my God.
05:56There's no time.
05:56Oh my God.
06:22Oh my God.
06:24What do you say, what do you say?
06:27Mysterious.
06:28What's next?
06:31You'll find out if you, if you.
06:40What do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text.
06:45Maybe if you say please.
07:07Meet in the boys' locker room after school.
07:12Brad said yes.
07:13Oh my gosh.
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus.
07:18Once I land this date with Brad, I'm rewriting Kelly's rules.
07:23She's done.
07:34Check this out.
07:35The girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings, she asked for her number.
07:39She just gave her some random digits.
07:43Dope.
07:45Yo, for real though, I'm kind of curious.
07:48How cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:51Look bro, it's this one.
07:52Oh my god.
07:54Ugh.
07:54The glasses.
07:55The grandmasters.
07:57Oh shit.
07:57Oh fuck god.
07:59My eyes.
07:59Oh, oh.
08:00Get that shit away from me.
08:06You really do have bad eyesight.
08:11The hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight.
08:15That's why in the game there was a perfect pass.
08:17But you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you.
08:20No, no, no.
08:20That was an accident, okay?
08:23Hey, what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25Okay, on the field, you only see the end zone.
08:28Not the risk.
08:29And now you're mocking someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard.
08:33You really gotta start some shit over some nerd, Connor?
08:36Have you lost your mind?
08:38It's not about her.
08:39It's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back.
08:42It's pathetic.
08:49I'm so fucking angry I almost, almost peed myself.
08:56Cheer up, Tessa.
08:58Let's not ruin tonight.
09:00We need to make a good impression.
09:15Linda.
09:16Darlene.
09:19Tessa.
09:20Hi.
09:20Welcome home.
09:22I'm still going to be down at any minute.
09:36You.
09:38Oh.
09:42Oh.
09:44You know each other already.
09:46Well, excellent.
09:48Yeah.
09:50Yeah, practically everyone knows Connor Vaughn.
09:53He's, like, famous at school or something.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Right back at you, Tessa.
10:00You've made quite the impression at school.
10:04Did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:08I think I actually have a thing for him.
10:11Fantastic.
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part.
10:15Now you're not just only friends.
10:18Classmates.
10:21You're family.
10:23Isn't that fun?
10:24Ooh.
10:25What?
10:27She's my stepsister?
10:30Tessa.
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school.
10:34Maybe you can help Connor with his grades.
10:37What?
10:39And, uh, make sure you keep him all the best.
10:41He's on the football field.
10:42His last major injury landed him in the ICU.
10:45Okay.
10:46Dad.
10:46No one needs to know all that.
10:48That was forever ago.
10:50Of course.
10:52Think of it as, uh, supervision.
10:59We're not seriously doing any of that.
11:01Are we?
11:03Hmm?
11:08Yes.
11:09Mr. Vaughn.
11:10And I will take great care of my new step-brother.
11:28Oh my god.
11:31There's no way people know about my day with Brown already.
11:40We heard the good news.
11:42Congratulations, Tessa.
11:44But I haven't even done anything yet.
11:47No, silly.
11:48The entire school voted.
11:50And you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school.
11:56Wait.
11:57What?
11:59What?
12:00What?
12:00What?
12:01What?
12:01Stop!
12:01What are you guys doing?
12:02Stop!
12:03Let go!
12:04Here's your royal necklace.
12:06Your majesty.
12:07Oh my god!
12:09Oh my god!
12:11Long may she reign.
12:12That's probably the coolest you will ever get.
12:15Thanks.
12:15And giant whitelust.
12:16That's not true, okay?
12:18You know what?
12:19I actually have a date with Brad Dawson.
12:33God, is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36Since when did Brad go for off the rack?
12:38He's ready for the week.
12:44Hey Sendin.
12:45Bobbangs.
12:46Crash heart!
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought.
13:01You?
13:02Ooh-ooh!
13:08you are you stalking me what no no what are you talking about
13:19pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo
13:23what game are you trying to play no no no no i i sent that to brad wait why the
13:30hell is that on
13:37your phone where's brad i don't see him anywhere did you get scared by the stamps of your v card
13:53i see you and kelly are trying to set me up aren't you
14:20oh this can't be happening hey queen i'm a huge fan of your work
14:27i'm a dateable nerd queen i'm a dateable nerd queen
14:31i'm a dateable nerd queen you did this you jerk
14:39conurbone i hate you
14:45looking for this
14:57what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone
15:05leave you alone
15:10you're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15me in front of my picture you asshole what are you talking about
15:24i don't know what you've heard about me but i would never leak someone's photos
15:31okay thanks you still didn't answer my question what's it gonna take for you to give all that damn
15:37supervision and leave me alone
15:43you know brad dawson the guy on your team
15:50narcissistic pretty boy yeah unfortunately i do good now we can talk
15:58let's make a deal i will cover your training and you have to help me get with brad what's in
16:05it for me
16:06when you play football i'll be your perfect alibi deal deal
16:20operation under it is a go
16:22well i already studied all the techniques so i'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that head tilt breathing techniques
16:37okay first things first
17:02i can't go to school like this though if you want to attract someone as shallow as brad
17:09you got to dress like it
17:17look at your eyes
17:21not bad
17:28uh look at the next step why don't we go to go to
17:36i've never felt a guy like this
17:40solid
17:43what are you doing
17:46your heart rates to the roof professor
17:49you can't even handle touching someone
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone
17:54i i was just
17:58a rookie like you
18:00almost a second with brad
18:05show you a lesson
18:06i can teach you
18:08oh my god but is he going to kiss me
18:12me
18:14i
18:14you
18:15you
18:16i
18:17i
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