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Animal Control S04E08 (2026) [Full Movie] [Long Version]Full EP - Full
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07:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:55Interesting. I didn't see a requisition form come through.
07:57No, I didn't submit one. Not really a paperwork kind of guy.
08:00That's unfortunate.
08:01What, is it necessary? It's just a stupid piece of paper.
08:06Now you install my forms.
08:08I'm gonna have to politely ask you to leave.
08:11Or.
08:14Or.
08:23Oh, sorry, this is kind of freaking me out.
08:26Can we just leave and maybe I'll buy you a stapler?
08:27I'm in the middle of a staring contest right now
08:29and you just made me realize how dry my eyes are.
08:31Damn it.
08:31Yep.
08:32Let's go.
08:33Are you sure she's here?
08:34Because, like, these clothes are quite cool.
08:36See, that blue's so interesting.
08:39Hi, ma'am.
08:39Can I offer you something from our You Should Be In School collection?
08:41I knew I should have left my phone in my locker.
08:43You tell me why you're not in school right now
08:46or I'm going to do the K-pop dance right here for everyone.
08:49Oh, you don't...
08:50Oh, my God, stop.
08:52Fine, I'm being bullied.
08:56Hey, Zoe.
08:58She's, like, the most popular girl in school.
09:01Dad, her mom lives in France.
09:03Yeah, and I live in constant fear that your pants are on fire
09:06because you are a liar liar.
09:07Can I actually watch you?
09:08Yeah, I can see exactly what you're doing.
09:11Stay there.
09:11Over here.
09:12These are lovely, aren't they?
09:14Eddie's 100% getting bullied.
09:16Oh, don't be a sucker.
09:17She just wants to waste my money in a different location.
09:19You want to know how I know this?
09:21And it might blow your mind.
09:23I was a bully.
09:25Yeah, that's...
09:26I just assumed that you were...
09:27And I would have gone after Eddie on day one.
09:28Look at her.
09:31She's wearing both halves of a best friend's necklace.
09:34And I just see a really normal girl with a really hot dad.
09:37Okay.
09:37I know what I'm talking about because I was a monster.
09:40They wanted to make a documentary about me.
09:47Okay.
09:49Okay.
09:50Yeah, it was a tough break.
09:51But hey, let's go get that grill lunch.
09:53We're not going to lunch until I pry open the window of government inefficiency and take
09:57what I deserve.
09:58Wait, are you talking about breaking and entering?
10:00A B&E?
10:00You're talking B&Es right now?
10:02I can't do a B&E, Frank.
10:03Oh, yes, you can.
10:04Unless you want me to tell your very neurotic girlfriend that I know a secret that'll rip
10:08her world apart.
10:08What is your endgame, Frank?
10:10I mean, let's say you get the stapler.
10:12You're still going to have to do that paperwork.
10:13Oh, well.
10:14I've got thousands of excuses.
10:15Hand cramp, religious holiday, back cramp.
10:17I can kick this down the road until retirement.
10:19You're insane, brother.
10:21And it sounds like you're cramping a lot.
10:22We've got to get you some potassium supplements or something.
10:25What I've got to get is an accomplice.
10:27Fine.
10:28Let's get this over with.
10:32Okay.
10:32You got this, kid.
10:34You got that.
10:35All right.
10:36Stay strong.
10:37No.
10:38Yeah.
10:39I really hope she crumbles because if she transfers schools, I save so much money.
10:43You don't know what Zoe could do to her long term.
10:45To this day, I still get messages from women saying that little Vicky ruined their lives.
10:49Well, I certainly don't want that for Addie.
10:51Yeah.
10:52God, you know what?
10:52It just wrecks me that all the swagger, like, skipped a generation.
10:56Right?
10:56The swagger.
10:57Zoe, looking fire.
11:00That must be her.
11:01You know what?
11:02I'm going to go talk to the vice principal, ask her to make an announcement to the entire
11:05school.
11:06And then they all find out at the same time.
11:07It is like you have a playbook on how to create scarring memories.
11:10You've got to stop.
11:11Well, I'll talk to Zoe.
11:14Cool girl to cool girl, you know?
11:18Why are you doing that with your hair?
11:23Hi, girl.
11:25You are so dope.
11:26I love, I love that bit.
11:28Um, question, and this is like super cringy.
11:31Um, do you think you could be like chiller to Addie?
11:37Are you somebody's mom?
11:38Is somebody missing their mom?
11:39Nope.
11:39No, I'm not that much older than you.
11:41I'm like borderline big sister age.
11:42Maybe you need to spend less time looking up teen slang on chat GBT because it's giving
11:46you a technique.
11:47Wrinkles in the front, hump in the back.
11:50You're a humpback whale.
11:51Hump back.
11:52Hump back.
11:53Hump back.
11:55Hump back.
11:55Hump back.
11:56Hump back.
11:57Hump back.
11:58What did you do?
12:00I hate hunting.
12:05God, you've got to push right with your feet.
12:08I am pushing.
12:08Put your hands above your head.
12:10I am.
12:13Perfect execution.
12:15Okay, I'm up here.
12:17Frank, where's your hand?
12:17Frank, your hand.
12:20My relationship's exposed.
12:21I'm being blackmailed and committing a crime.
12:24Caffeine's a gateway drug, Frank.
12:25Oh, here they are.
12:27This is it.
12:33And preloaded.
12:45Frank, Frank, that was too close.
12:48We can't keep going.
12:49Stop.
12:51Stop.
12:52I can't stop.
12:54I asked you to leave.
12:56We asked you to leave.
12:59Now you don't get to leave.
13:01Now you don't get to leave.
13:02Johnny, let me have my moment.
13:03Sorry.
13:04Now you don't get to leave.
13:05And swarm.
13:05Unbelievable.
13:06Frank, swarm?
13:15All I wanted was a little bit of lunch with my bro.
13:19Soup.
13:20Half a sandwich.
13:21Regular stuff.
13:22And now I'm here.
13:24Prisoner of a war I wanted no part of.
13:26We are all prisoners in the war against bureaucracy.
13:28Glad you're finally figuring that out.
13:30Look upon my things.
13:32Look upon my beautiful things in despair.
13:37Yeah, I'm pretty sure this counts as kidnapping.
13:41I mean, I don't want a victim blame, but we did break in.
13:44It's kind of a legal watch.
13:45They squeakless dry erase markers.
13:47Magnets so strong they could hold up even your ego.
13:50And it could have all been yours if you just filled out the proper paperwork.
13:57Arnie?
13:58Um, it's Emily from Precinct 22.
14:00Thank you so much for calling me instead of the police.
14:03And I'm so sorry about Shred and Frank.
14:05It was disappointing.
14:07Oh, it is definitely disappointing.
14:09And I certainly hope it won't affect what I feel is a wonderful working relationship.
14:15You put in for the Copenhagen label maker, didn't you?
14:18Um, yes, I did.
14:20And I am excited.
14:21Yeah.
14:22Oh.
14:24Yep, that's the one.
14:25That's me.
14:26I filled it out in blue ballpoint ink, just like you requested.
14:31Oh, God.
14:38Realistically, I'm looking at 2027, aren't I?
14:41If things break your way.
14:44Well, that girl was mean.
14:48Are you, uh...
14:49Trying to fix my hump?
14:50Yeah, I am.
14:51Zoe destroyed me.
14:53And now I know what all the girls I tormented felt like.
14:56First time experiencing empathy?
14:57From this day forward, I'm turning over a new leaf.
15:00I'm never going to be mean ever again.
15:02Well, you can't become a better person just yet.
15:04We still got to figure out what to do with Zoe.
15:06No, I'm out of the game.
15:07That's just...
15:07That's not who I am anymore.
15:09If she's making you feel like this, imagine what she's doing to all those kids at Wellington.
15:12We need to stop her.
15:13For Addie.
15:16Nah.
15:17Okay, well, maybe we need to do this for all the kids tormented by little Vicky.
15:21So what do you say?
15:23One last job.
15:29Why do we need to find Zoe's car?
15:31How about we leave the revenge to little Vicky?
15:33Found it.
15:34Now what?
15:36Oh, great.
15:36I don't even have to break in.
15:38Huh?
15:39Wait until the male squirrels get with these pheromones.
15:42No, it's not going to...
15:42Come and get it, boys.
15:48You're a sick genius.
15:53That'd be so good.
15:56Real pranks on these horny boys.
15:58All that anticipation of just to end up alone with a towel.
16:02Hitting too close to Harv?
16:04Oh, yeah.
16:05You know, I expected this out of you, Frank.
16:07You expected us to get kidnapped by an office supply warlord in pleated pants?
16:11Never mind.
16:12But Shred, I am really disappointed in you.
16:14I have been working my tush off for months to get that label maker, and you know it.
16:17My drawers, they're unlabeled.
16:19My file folders, they're handwritten tabs.
16:21The spot on my desk where a label maker should be, that's empty, Shred.
16:25There's nothing there.
16:26Emily, he knows.
16:27That I'm your boss and you're my employee in a normal working relationship?
16:31Yeah, Emily, he knows we're star-crossed lovers.
16:35What?
16:35You told him?
16:36No, I didn't tell him.
16:37He figured it out.
16:38He's too good at noticing.
16:43Well, okay, that's that.
16:45Everybody's going to find out, and oh my God, I am the Harvey Weinstein of Seattle government,
16:50so I am so glad that I have a pre-written apology to the city on my notes app.
16:53No.
16:54Oh my God.
16:55Hey, no.
16:55If you go down, I'm going down with you.
16:57Although I don't think we should use the phrase going down in any official capacity.
17:01All right, all right, guys, guys.
17:03I'm not going to tell anyone.
17:06As long as.
17:08As long as what?
17:09Don't take the bait, Emily.
17:11Okay, it's a slippery slope.
17:12He never stops taking.
17:13I'm a man of honor, and I would never abuse this new power.
17:18He says stuff like that, and he does.
17:20Quiet.
17:20The big boys are talking.
17:22All right, Frank.
17:24Name your price.
17:32Remember, those have my name on them, so half-ass it the same way I would.
17:36Wait, remind me, why are we doing Frank's paperwork again?
17:39Yeah, well, you know, Frank's rescues really benefit all of us,
17:42so it only makes sense that we should all share in the act of...
17:45Look, I don't know, I'll just buy you guys pizza, okay?
17:47For myself, I will have a green goddess salad with dressing on the side.
17:52Uh-huh.
17:54Addie says the whole school thinks I squirled Zoe's car, so now I'm cool.
17:58We did it, we did it.
17:59Take that, Zoe.
18:00Being popular is the best.
18:01It's like being mayor, but you have actual power.
18:03Good thing high school goes by prison rules.
18:05Woo, yeah!
18:09What?
18:11I saw that little look between you, Fred, and Emily.
18:14I know you know.
18:15I know nothing.
18:16Right, yeah, I forgot you're a terrible detective.
18:18You'd never be able to piece that together on your own.
18:20Okay.
18:22I knew for months before they told me, but that's not a confirmation.
18:25You have to gossip with me, because I have had nobody to talk to about this.
18:27And you still don't?
18:28No, you're no fun.
18:31All right.
18:32Yeah, they're not the worst couple in the world.
18:34Wow, that's so lovely, but your best man speech will have to be better than that.
18:38Well, obviously, I would be the efficient, if they make it that far, but office romance has never run well.
18:43I think if it's for the right person, it's worth the risk.
18:49Imagine risking it all for Shred.
18:52I'm sensing a little bit of jealousy.
18:53Are you jealous?
18:54I could steal him from her in a heartbeat.
18:56Only if you're willing to do what Emily does with him.
18:58Which I'm assuming is some very intense hand-holding.
19:00See you, Sansa.
19:02I love your backpack.
19:03What time do you jump?
19:04Shut up.
19:08Hey.
19:10Uh, I was hoping I could have off.
19:12I know what you're doing.
19:13You're going to blackmail me to get what you want.
19:16Forever.
19:16Great.
19:17You get it.
19:17So, about the next 36 Fridays.
19:20See, that's where you're wrong, because I am, in fact, reverse blackmailing you.
19:23Shred lights!
19:25Sorry, Frank, but also, ha-ha!
19:29The greatest magicians have something to learn
19:34From Mr. Mistoffele's magical turn
19:42Oh, well, I never was there ever
19:46A cat so clever as magic
19:48Oh, Mr. Mistoffele's
19:51Oh, well
19:54Should I keep going?
19:56Very good.
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