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00:00:04Today's the day for you. Senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own.
00:00:39Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:57Who?
00:00:58It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever, since like 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:01:20I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:29Sure, sure.
00:01:32For real?
00:01:38Come here, babe.
00:01:52Surprise, nerd!
00:01:55Clement!
00:01:57Whoa, Clement!
00:01:59Whoa, Clement!
00:02:04What?
00:02:05Yo!
00:02:06Oh my God.
00:02:07I just confessed to the school cycle.
00:02:10Watch out.
00:02:11I'm Beau Clement.
00:02:13Juvenile delinquent.
00:02:19Dangerous and violent.
00:02:25I'm in desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:49I'm in desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:50And there's no...
00:02:54A-Hole.
00:02:58A-Hole.
00:03:13I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy. Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever since, like, 10th grade,
00:03:21when you won that district contest.
00:03:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29We'll eat it! We'll eat it!
00:03:32We'll eat that right now!
00:03:38Huh?
00:03:46I'm sorry.
00:03:47I've been here forever, too.
00:03:48Hey.
00:03:51Hey.
00:03:56Hey.
00:03:57Hey.
00:03:58Hey.
00:04:01Hey.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it.
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:19I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:05:09Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:25Hey!
00:05:27Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:43That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Madoc, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:56she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:04Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:32S-T.
00:06:35R-I-P.
00:06:36Exactly!
00:06:38R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Stripper.
00:06:40No!
00:06:46No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:07No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:10No!
00:07:10No!
00:07:10No!
00:07:10No!
00:07:13That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:22Go.
00:07:32My nose!
00:07:49Oh, look at you.
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed
00:08:24anyone yet.
00:08:44Hi, Mom.
00:08:46I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:53I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Oh, Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:05It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it?
00:09:10Who made them?
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:36It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:40Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:55If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:06No!
00:10:19You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first.
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:28Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well.
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34Now, or I swear.
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:37You're going to hit me?
00:10:40Big man, Beau Clement.
00:11:08Ah!
00:11:09Ah!
00:11:10Ah!
00:11:19Oh my, oh my god.
00:11:27Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:53Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:29Jesus.
00:12:30Fuck.
00:12:34You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you?
00:13:08I felt your what?
00:13:10I was, I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:49yeah
00:13:53two for one deal
00:13:55you get saved and kissed
00:13:57by an asshole you're very welcome
00:14:03you
00:14:04touched me without my
00:14:07wow wow what are you taking me for
00:14:11a perv yeah
00:14:12i'd rather drown a little perv like you touch me
00:14:15you probably did it on purpose
00:14:28oh shit
00:14:43i must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning
00:14:54okay so this is why you call me a perv projection huh wait does that have a name wait wait
00:15:00wait
00:15:00don't tell me let me guess chase oh my god
00:15:05shut up give me a breath
00:15:07uh-uh so much for miss i've never been kissed before
00:15:11if i was chase i'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream
00:15:16oh my god
00:15:17uh-uh
00:15:18uh-uh
00:15:18uh-uh
00:15:34what not
00:15:34what not
00:15:38what not
00:15:57Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:02I will.
00:16:09What happens if I post this and caption it,
00:16:12Go Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:16You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:18We both go down together.
00:16:21It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you going to do?
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:49Eyes up here?
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:03Okay?
00:17:04Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:08How's that for a deal?
00:17:11You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun.
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get.
00:17:26Finally, you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:32How's that for a change?
00:17:35Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42Or don't.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular.
00:17:50For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favor.
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:54What?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle.
00:17:59Okay?
00:18:01Oh, my God.
00:18:02Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:07Body.
00:18:08Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh, my God.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:16Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:20What?
00:18:20Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know, you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:36Shut the hell up.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:50You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:55a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:15Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:30Deal.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:38Deal.
00:19:39Deal.
00:19:42Deal.
00:19:42Deal.
00:19:45Deal.
00:19:46Deal.
00:19:47Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:20:07I don't know.
00:20:33I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:15You have a thing for ourselves, don't you?
00:21:23I don't know.
00:21:43No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:48Not assholes on stupid face.
00:22:12I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:22Chase!
00:22:24Phoebe, right?
00:22:26Huh?
00:22:26Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's gonna be cool.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:33You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:35I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:50Oh no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:57Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:22:59Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:08Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:10How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function with being exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:21Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31The makeover starts now.
00:23:34Ah!
00:24:09Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:26No.
00:24:28The movie's lied.
00:24:30You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:32Clichés.
00:24:33No miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:36Come on.
00:24:46Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:07Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:21Here?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27The Eldridge thing.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:31Yes.
00:25:34Please, don't be so nervous alone.
00:25:38It's short.
00:25:39Yes!
00:25:42Great.
00:25:42Um, I'll leave.
00:25:43I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go, go.
00:25:54Bro, you still there?
00:26:07I'll be there.
00:26:08Oh.
00:26:10Well...
00:26:11I'll be there.
00:26:30Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:57Shit, can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:04Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe.
00:27:17Don't faint.
00:27:18Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:21Please don't trip.
00:27:23Hey, you made it.
00:27:26You look...
00:27:30unbelievable.
00:27:31You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:35Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:39Good job.
00:27:41Good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebs?
00:27:47Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz, so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know I'd resuscitate you, because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:27:59I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:00I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:12Oh my god, Beau.
00:28:13I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:17I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual fuck?
00:28:36Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:04Like I did before?
00:29:19You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:27You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, burn!
00:29:37Would you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:03I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:33Yes.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge Winter Function serving me, girl.
00:30:41Get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:09smarter.
00:31:12Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:40Oh my god.
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:42In front of everyone.
00:31:43On the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:14Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:20Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh my god.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26Thank bum for the...
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:42Great.
00:32:43Teenage terrorism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:01Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:21Oh!
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:25And a toast.
00:33:27For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:33:39Sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:42Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:48It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa.
00:34:00Easy there.
00:34:00Dude.
00:34:01You okay, Pheebs?
00:34:02Is this legal?
00:34:06Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16How about Pheebs?
00:34:17How you want, Clement?
00:34:19Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it, both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:35No.
00:34:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit.
00:34:38My dress.
00:34:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44That's a game, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny.
00:34:48Not funny.
00:34:50You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:35:10I need a minute.
00:35:15Hey.
00:35:16She does as it needs your sorry ass right now.
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot.
00:35:34Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole.
00:35:41So stupid.
00:35:54Why are you here?
00:35:56Get out.
00:35:58I need clean up, too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee, get out.
00:36:11I'm not leaving, so calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave, so be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest, too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:58You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:09I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:25I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:03You think a little straight?
00:38:04Your expertise is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:27I dare you to touch me.
00:38:30Unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:38:59I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:00I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Try me.
00:39:06Just because you're loud.
00:39:08I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm done.
00:39:11I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:13Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:16You don't write my down.
00:39:17Follow me.
00:39:18I've got something special planned.
00:39:23Harry.
00:39:25Follow me.
00:39:26I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:29That's Mrs. Eldridge's 40th.
00:39:32Come on.
00:39:33Come on.
00:39:40My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:45We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:56Don't touch me.
00:40:04Oh.
00:40:06Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:08Makes sense.
00:40:15Yes.
00:40:16Baby.
00:40:17Right there.
00:40:20Are they?
00:40:21What?
00:40:22Are they seriously?
00:40:33Could you, uh...
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:43The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:45Her mind's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:04Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:06I paid you.
00:41:13You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:23Liar.
00:41:25Purp.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:31You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:50No.
00:41:51No.
00:41:51No, Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:54You're not yourself.
00:41:56You're drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:02Here we go.
00:42:04Hold on.
00:42:06Hold on.
00:42:12Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:20Do it, Mary.
00:42:22Hurry up.
00:42:24Oh, my God.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:37The bad boy would do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:44Here we go.
00:42:51What?
00:42:53Who are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am?
00:42:56You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:10Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:14Don't.
00:43:15Just, just don't, baby.
00:43:21Phoebe.
00:43:22Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:46On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:49This will go viral.
00:43:54Let's see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:57Oh, hell no.
00:44:18Oh, my God.
00:44:20What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:26It's fashion week or tour.
00:44:28Get it off me.
00:44:33Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:34The stench?
00:44:35That's ammonia.
00:44:38Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss feeling.
00:44:41Pissing Max.
00:44:43Mad, stinky Max.
00:44:53Oh, my God, well, that's, like, kind of nice.
00:45:17Hey, Phoebs.
00:45:19Need a ride home?
00:45:19Oh, um, yeah.
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:51I'll take you home.
00:45:52I'll take you home.
00:45:54Oh, my God.
00:45:56You were waiting for me.
00:45:57That's so sweet.
00:45:58I have no idea what they had.
00:46:01I...
00:46:01I got lunch, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower.
00:46:08And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:10I only have one.
00:46:11Just a joke.
00:46:20I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink.
00:46:31Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:39Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:41I'll take it up!
00:46:55Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:46:58Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the Winter Ball.
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05And your golden girl.
00:47:07Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:12Really? You know, because apparently half the school is obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:22Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:28You should swing by.
00:47:30Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:33Something cute.
00:47:38Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please. Jump in!
00:47:55Okay! Okay, fine.
00:47:58I-I just... I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09Forget who I am
00:48:21Captain Thompson want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast just faster running your mouth
00:48:32You want to race me
00:48:35You know, I'm always down to humble me underachieving
00:48:39Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:43Um
00:48:47You're not to cry when you eat my rake
00:49:00Start
00:49:01I'm not to cry
00:49:23Phoebe
00:49:26She's here
00:49:27I'm gonna take it home now, I can't wait to keep it
00:49:31Goodbye
00:49:44Bye
00:49:51Yo
00:49:52Yo
00:49:55I want Phoebe, you saw that
00:49:59Wow Clement, you won
00:50:03That's good for you
00:50:04The real winner
00:50:06Is the guy against the girl
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase
00:50:21Yo, Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race, man
00:50:24You crushed it
00:50:25See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26See you early
00:50:27Early
00:50:42You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:46I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:49Or are you just that petty
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:59Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:05But the winner gets
00:51:09Anything they ask for
00:51:19Anything
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:31I guess just forget about it
00:51:46Well then
00:51:47I'm claiming it now
00:51:50What do you want?
00:51:56You
00:51:58I gotta
00:52:04You
00:52:05I gotta
00:52:11Tutor me
00:52:15That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:22Fine.
00:52:24You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring.
00:52:27Go sit.
00:52:46If we're doing this, we're doing this my way.
00:52:50I'm one of those...
00:52:53all-or-nothing type of notes.
00:52:56It's... it's not a thing.
00:52:59Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:04You scared of a little chemistry such from them?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips.
00:53:22This skirt is doing a little, uh...
00:53:25Chantel.
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was, again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore.
00:53:50No clue.
00:53:51That's okay.
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:54So, it starts like this.
00:53:56The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:02In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution, you have how many million dollars are supposed to open?
00:54:08Oh, okay.
00:54:09So, the time's ready.
00:54:12How easy is it?
00:54:24Are you sure you've had a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:41I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit.
00:54:52Date.
00:54:53And get to work.
00:55:08I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:12But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18By the way, I always come out and talk.
00:55:22Careful, girl, I might enjoy the bling.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:53Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:55:56Yes.
00:56:08Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:36You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:38If you push, I push back slowly.
00:56:42Don't pretend you don't like the evil.
00:56:45Don't want me like I'm hard to handle.
00:56:49I've been dangerous since day long.
00:56:51How long?
00:56:52Are you all bark?
00:56:54Or do you also fight?
00:57:00A bad boy.
00:57:03Licks.
00:57:04Licks.
00:57:05Licks.
00:57:06And he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good.
00:57:16Once in my life.
00:57:18Miss Phillips.
00:57:23Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:25I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:35I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:39I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:41I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:42I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:44I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:45I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:45I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:45I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:45I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:46I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:47I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:49I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:52I'm not going to hold back.
00:59:27Got you.
00:59:37Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:44Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:56You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:02But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:18But you're not getting these.
01:00:21Mm-hmm.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:36Bring your A game, then.
01:00:41It is fucking two!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the straw shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:08All right, bye.
01:01:35Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:50Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:58What's this?
01:02:11What do you think you're doing here, magic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:25Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:33Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know.
01:02:42I just found this on my desk when I went in.
01:02:47Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:48Truffle assault.
01:02:52Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer?
01:02:57Hm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one at least?
01:03:07No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:10You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time.
01:03:16You're boys.
01:03:17You're gifts.
01:03:19You're anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:56Wow!
01:03:59Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:02And my credit is to die for.
01:04:22I know....
01:04:27I hope you let it apart, of course.
01:04:28But, I believe my goodness is enough to sew around me.
01:04:30Brilliant, I'll see you ah.
01:04:30I managed to draw towards my 최대子.
01:04:33I'm taking the shot.
01:04:35Well...
01:04:36... if I get back on the spot?
01:04:37... id limb the � side
01:04:37We're Old It Shots Diados And Weapons Of A Soldier Of A 곡
01:04:37...
01:04:38Susp mniej ...
01:04:38...
01:04:41Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:05Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:16I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clemson, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:32What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:43What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:48Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:53Go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:28Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:51He's not a delinquent.
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind.
01:06:59And...
01:07:03And capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:22You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some soul respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:41You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh, don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:04Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now, both of you.
01:08:09And...
01:08:10I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14John!
01:08:20You can punish me for all you want,
01:08:22but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:27What? Stop!
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like
01:08:30if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:33What are you going to do?
01:08:34I...
01:08:35I will call the plea.
01:08:39You stupid assignment?
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid grade?
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:09:03Phoebe, Phoebe, wait.
01:09:06She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:10But you...
01:09:11God, I hate bullies.
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:16From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait.
01:09:22What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:25You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:31Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about me.
01:09:42And...
01:09:42And no makeover can change that.
01:09:47You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash.
01:09:50Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:55Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fists!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:11But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things.
01:10:19And people.
01:10:20And you push them away.
01:10:23Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games.
01:10:43Yes.
01:10:44Yes, we played ourselves then.
01:10:56I am scared.
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:59I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when...
01:11:13No one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Babes?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:23All right, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry.
01:11:25They just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:32Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry?
01:11:44You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've missed you both.
01:12:31I actually won't.
01:12:35Then...
01:12:36Why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:41Chase!
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:46Oh!
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase!
01:12:50Pop the brakes! That's way too fast!
01:12:54Come on, Pheebs. Drop the air.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:11That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:14No! Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:19Pop!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go! Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase! Chase! Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:48No! Stop!
01:13:53What the?
01:13:57She fucking said no!
01:14:05Are you okay?
01:14:07Oh, are we supposed to do it?
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit!
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:36I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:47You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:14:48I'm an asshole!
01:14:49I'm an asshole!
01:14:49I'm an asshole!
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:51I'm an asshole!
01:15:12I'm an asshole!
01:15:13Oh!
01:15:17I thought...
01:15:18I don't know..
01:15:20My brain just...
01:15:21broke!
01:15:22I thought I was my brain!
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe. Phoebe.
01:15:31Look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You bit him.
01:15:38You pulled away.
01:15:39You did everything you could.
01:15:41what if you hadn't come
01:15:42I will never
01:15:45let you out of my sight again
01:15:46I'm sorry
01:15:47I'm sorry
01:15:52you saved me both
01:15:54you saved me when I was
01:15:56just some nobody
01:15:57just some nerd
01:15:59I didn't save you
01:16:01you saved me
01:16:02and you saved yourself
01:16:04I am just an idiot
01:16:06who was too quick to throw punches
01:16:13and you're right
01:16:14and you are not
01:16:16a nerd
01:16:17you're the kindest
01:16:19strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met
01:16:24you want to get out of here?
01:16:26ditch school
01:16:27yeah
01:16:28yeah
01:16:31you okay
01:16:38you ready for a ride?
01:16:40sit tight
01:16:41yeah
01:17:04you ready for a ride?
01:17:11showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:32I'm absolutely crushing it.
01:17:48Do you want to have sex?
01:18:32You got condoms.
01:18:35Yeah.
01:18:37I'm always packing.
01:18:39Pun intended.
01:19:07I'm always packing.
01:19:10Wait.
01:19:15Wait.
01:19:17Um.
01:19:19I'm a little nervous.
01:19:21So, I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:25Yeah.
01:19:27Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:28No rush.
01:19:46This is it, baby.
01:19:47The moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:19:54You're actually in her room.
01:19:57And she's taking a shower.
01:20:00Oh, my God.
01:20:05You're in her room.
01:20:06You're in her room.
01:20:06I'm not going to go out there.
01:20:15You're in her room.
01:20:17Yeah.
01:20:24I'm not going to go out there.
01:20:28Oh, my God.
01:20:29I'm going to go out there.
01:20:32The shower's all yours, stupid.
01:21:09Stupid.
01:21:15No!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:41Surprise!
01:21:42Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:45You've actually touched it.
01:21:46And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:31This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:41Ditto.
01:22:43Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:44And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54As your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:23Okay.
01:23:25I love you, too.
01:23:45Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57that's just my bed chem my bed chemistry person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:03you're such a twerk
01:24:12what happened here
01:24:19that um my mom took me when i was young to play with my new toy boat and on the
01:24:29way there
01:24:29i got scratched by a tree branch and i still insisted i go when we got there my boat drifted
01:24:38too far out in the waves so she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it
01:24:44um
01:24:48but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:55she never came back
01:25:02and i told myself maybe if i knew how to swim
01:25:06if i if i'd been stronger that she should be alive today she wouldn't have died
01:25:20i am so sorry
01:25:22and you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:25i can't believe i used that to blackmail you
01:25:29i'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:33you feel so stupid
01:25:40no phoebe
01:25:45you
01:25:45you're the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:49you believed in me and you gave me a purpose
01:25:52you made me want to do better
01:25:53to be better
01:25:57you saved me
01:26:09all right
01:26:09what happened
01:26:11are you good
01:26:11you should see the other guys
01:26:12because i need you on
01:26:13i'm going to swim this week
01:26:14you know that
01:26:14and we need to all have a chat later
01:26:17come in
01:26:20i got a report
01:26:21it says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:26what
01:26:29yo what the hell
01:26:30i i i saw it
01:26:33beau clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:35oh shit
01:26:37fucking say that again
01:26:38you heard me
01:26:40i saw you
01:26:42try to rape a girl last night
01:26:47all you know is how to solve problems with your business
01:26:54chase thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:27:00beau didn't do any of that
01:27:02phoebe
01:27:03what the fuck are you doing here
01:27:06last night beau clement was with me
01:27:08and my bedroom
01:27:11making sweet love to me
01:27:13all night long
01:27:14coach honda don't believe it
01:27:15she's just a slut
01:27:16who would throw herself at anyone
01:27:18i mean
01:27:18fucking look at her
01:27:24i
01:27:24chase thompson
01:27:26am not a nice guy
01:27:27i'm a rapey
01:27:29this is fake
01:27:29it's edited coach
01:27:30it's obviously edited
01:27:32chase thompson
01:27:33you're off my swim team
01:27:35now
01:27:45you three
01:27:47principal's office
01:27:48now
01:27:49you three
01:27:51thought you were slick
01:27:53slipping laxatives
01:27:55into contraband chocolates
01:28:03you nearly
01:28:05they sent me to the e r
01:28:08twice
01:28:11are you all enjoying this
01:28:18that never gets old
01:28:20this school is toxic a.m.
01:28:23ahhh
01:28:24ah
01:28:30top top ladies
01:28:41holiday makeout sessions
01:28:43free comedy
01:28:44the best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely
01:28:56and your capital A for A's big.
01:29:00Well, that's all thanks
01:29:01to your great chemistry.
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