00:00Bro, so you know what I got caught blowing smoke in the bathroom. I don't know how. Let's go smoke
00:13Excuse me, I need some help. I think I blew a trans. Is it automatic or manual?
00:196'2, blonde, acrylic nails, big meat, nice beard
00:28Excuse me. Could you help me find the birthday candles? It's my girlfriend's birthday today
00:32I need a four and a one. Your girlfriend's turning 41. Ew, no
00:45Bro, have you seen that new AI? There's a new AI where you can take a picture of anyone and
00:50I'll show them with no clothes on
00:51It's like an x-ray filter
01:04Yeah, so the Sharpie that's still stuck on my ass, they're gonna do a surgery where they're like, I have
01:09to go under anesthesia
01:12Dad, no
01:35Bro, if I could pick between two superpowers of untraceable DNA and time stop
01:40I'll probably pick untraceable DNA just so they remember my face
02:07Excuse me, I need help finding the birthday candles. It's my girlfriend's birthday today
02:11What's your birthday? Um, yes, the candles are actually over there
02:14What numbers do you need?
02:16A six and a nine
02:17Your girlfriend is not 69 years old
02:20Not girlfriend, it's girlfriends
02:23Plural
02:36You won't believe it. I just came up with like the most craziest glitch
02:39We can find all the baddies we want. We just got to go to Coco Melon's following. That's it
02:46Yeah, we just go to Coco Melon's followers. All the baddies can be in there
02:51Yeah, let's go through it tonight
02:53That's smart
02:54That's just smart, right?
02:55Yeah
02:56Hey, you trying to go recruit tonight?
02:58Yeah, we're gonna get all the baddies
03:00That's what I need
03:01That's what you need?
03:03Bro, have you ever accidentally beat your meat to your mom's photos?
03:06Huh?
03:07Bro, she looked different when she was 11
03:12I swear
03:18Nah, bro, it's crazy because I seen this black guy stealing a bike
03:22I thought that shit was mine
03:23Then I went home and he was still there
03:25Yeah
03:27Yeah, he was still there
03:28Yeah, I thought he was mine
03:29I was like, bro, how did he get out?
03:31This shit was crazy
03:49We're back at school and I heard there's some inappropriate clubs going on here
03:53Let's investigate
03:54She doesn't realize that
03:57Yeah
03:57Oh
03:58Are you a racist?
04:00Oh
04:00Are you a racist?
04:02I'm like, you swerved under me
04:03And then I'm sorry
04:16No
04:17No
04:18Oh my bad, my bad
04:19It's just you, stop being racist
04:21No
04:25This is a live interview
04:26I seen one of you guys took the racist thing
04:29Which one of you guys were racist?
04:31Oh, no, I didn't take it
04:32So, so you were the racist one
04:34I guess I am
04:34Could you just state your full name to the camera?
04:37Alright
04:37I'm Bianca, um, Torres
04:40What race did you hate the most?
04:42Umm
04:43I didn't hate them either
04:45You
04:46Oh, me
04:47Oh
04:49Is this your number?
04:53Join your fake club and help you stop being
04:56Okay, stop being
04:57Oh, okay
04:58Thank God
05:00Hey
05:02Are you a racist?
05:03Yes
05:04Yes
05:05Yes
05:06What the skippity
05:07Perfect
05:10Oh, you're gonna get in the picture?
05:13No
05:13Oh
05:14Wait, what?
05:15Is that a camera?
05:17Hello
05:17So why was it hiding under this?
05:21Was this you?
05:22No
05:22I think, is it like food?
05:26Excuse me, do you guys want to join our racist club?
05:28Oh, fuck yeah, dude
05:29It's like for racist only though
05:30Like
05:31No, no, yeah
05:32Dude, I'm so down, bro
05:33I don't fuck with black people at all
05:34Yeah, so I'll be perfect for this
05:36What about those type of people do you not like?
05:39You know, it's just like
05:40Can we just like get into like kind of like the basis?
05:43The basis of it?
05:44It's just
05:44I don't even have to say anything
05:45Oh, it's like the N-words, right?
05:48Those people
05:48Yeah, you're right for the job
05:50How old are you?
05:5017?
05:51Perfect, we like them young
05:53Fuck yeah
05:53Yeah, we start them young
05:54We like them young
05:55Cause like we like to start fixing their brain
05:58Yeah, what do you mean by fixing their brain?
06:00We help the racist people
06:02Oh, I thought this was pro-racist
06:04Oh, no, we help racists
06:05Oh, no, no, no
06:07Oh, you're not interested anymore?
06:09No
06:09Oh, so you're just gonna keep being racist?
06:12Yeah
06:12Oh, that's my fault
06:14Yeah
06:14Oh, are you guys looking to join the racist club?
06:17I don't think so
06:18Not today, tomorrow
06:19Excuse me
06:20Hi
06:22Are you racist?
06:23No
06:23We have a new like racist club
06:25If you're interested in joining
06:26No
06:27Oh
06:28I thought you were like racist
06:29My boyfriend is black
06:31Oh, your boyfriend's black?
06:33Yeah
06:33Oh
06:35Okay
06:35What the heck is going on here?
06:37Oh, it's just a racist club
06:39Like we're just looking for racists
06:41And like if they want to join
06:42We like help them not be racist
06:44Yeah, I don't believe in that
06:45Oh
06:45You don't believe in racism?
06:47I
06:47I don't like people
06:49Oh, you don't like black people
06:51I think they're jackasses
06:52Oh, yeah
06:53Would you be interested in joining the discussion?
06:56Unfortunately, I am extremely busy
06:58Oh, okay
06:58Well, have a good day
06:59Are you racist?
07:00I mean I am
07:01Little bit
07:02Yeah, you should
07:03Oh
07:04He got you on camera
07:06Oh my god
07:07Wait
07:07Get her face
07:07Get her face
07:09If you're racist
07:10You can join
07:11We can give you help
07:12If you're supposed to stop me
07:13Oh
07:13Oh
07:15Wait
07:16Wait
07:17What?
07:24What the fuck?
07:29What?
07:32What?
07:39What?
07:45No way this is real
07:46Yeah, I wasn't even saying
07:48What the?
07:53This is for you
08:13what the literal fuck
08:16what in the femso
08:19I pray to god this is satirical
08:25oh my god no no no no no i gotta i'm curious bro yeah fuck man what the hell are
08:36you going
08:38no but what the hell y'all trying to join the new club i think it's every friday
08:50that's crazy what the fuck yeah hold on when it's every friday i think
08:57i need to find another poster for this i kind of want to go i'm curious
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