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00:00This...
00:02Clear out the trash.
00:04No, no no no no no no no!
00:07Please! Don't kill me! No!
00:09No! No!
00:13My apologies.
00:14Now where were we?
00:16Hell no.
00:18Jane!
00:19Jane?
00:20No!
00:20Jane, wait!
00:21I am not going out with the gangsta!
00:24Jane, what? Come on!
00:25Stop following me.
00:26Come on, beautiful!
00:28So funny!
00:28I'll see you later, Jane.
00:31Sorry, boys.
00:33That's a kick in the twins.
00:36But I lost it a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
00:40No one respects a high school dropout.
00:44You should have shown her your bank account.
00:46I'm sure she would have respected billionaires.
00:51I'm serious.
00:52Thing was, I was good in high school.
00:54I crushed calculus.
00:58Maybe you should think about going back.
01:00Could be like that kid over there.
01:08Yeah, maybe not that kid, Vincenzo.
01:11But honestly, it would be good.
01:14I wish I would have another shot at high school.
01:20God, what a great GG.
01:24If I could just...
01:26I could!
01:26Kaviak Skalberg.
01:28Look out!
01:28Branch in practice.
01:30No!
02:04What happened?
02:06I wish I had another shot at high school.
02:11Oh, shit.
02:12Am I in a hospital?
02:14But what's wrong with my eyes?
02:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:18I'm getting them out of here right now.
02:19I recognize that voice.
02:22That's Sully.
02:22One of my low-level guys.
02:25Get up.
02:25I'm taking you home.
02:26The clothes are in the bag.
02:28Why would he take me home?
02:29He's not my driver.
02:31Put on your glasses.
02:32Let's go.
02:34Glasses?
02:35That means now.
02:36I'm talking to you.
02:38Hey, shit for brains.
02:40Move now.
02:42What the hell did you just call me?
02:45What the fuck?
02:46Fuck.
02:55What the fuck?
03:03What the fuck?
03:06Whoa!
03:07Language!
03:08Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing?
03:12Huh?
03:12Oh, shit.
03:14Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
03:17Sully.
03:19It's me.
03:21What have I told you about calling me Sully?
03:24I am your father, and you will show me the respect I deserve.
03:29Oh, shit.
03:30I'm in the body of Sully's son.
03:33Okay.
03:35You have to listen to me.
03:37Listen.
03:38I'm ass-
03:39Ah!
03:40Sully.
03:41Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
03:43Poor kid.
03:44What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
03:48Yeah.
03:50You know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
03:52You're about to find out.
03:55That's a very bad decision.
03:56You want to pout like a little girl?
03:58You're about to cry like one do.
04:00You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
04:03I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
04:06What the hell is going on in here?
04:08Thank God.
04:09I'm just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking life.
04:13Hey.
04:14What the fuck's the matter with you?
04:15He's a hit.
04:17And then you look at me.
04:18Look.
04:19I know this is fucking crazy.
04:21Okay.
04:23It's me.
04:24It's Will.
04:26I don't know how this fucking happened.
04:28You think you're funny?
04:28It's me.
04:29It's Will.
04:29Yeah, you think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
04:31You think, don't you?
04:32Yeah.
04:32Because I saw Will die.
04:36I saw Will die!
04:40I saw Will die!
04:42My body's dead, so I'm stuck in this one.
04:45Vinny!
04:46Vinny, stop!
04:50I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
04:55Vinny, you gotta listen to me.
04:58It's me.
04:59It's Will.
05:00Say it one more time.
05:01One more fucking time.
05:03I can't breathe.
05:04We woke up and was a great man.
05:05And a great man died.
05:06Running into traffic the same as your fucking ass.
05:10Disrespectful fuck.
05:11Buried in his fall.
05:13What do you gotta say for yourself?
05:15Huh?
05:16That's a kick in the twins.
05:20That's a kick in the twins.
05:29What did you say?
05:33That's a kick in the twins.
05:35Ain't it, Vincenzo?
05:37Only Will called me Vincenzo.
05:38Here.
05:39Take your bag, idiot.
05:40We're going now.
05:41I need to talk to Will.
05:42No, you don't.
05:43Vinny!
05:51Vinny!
06:06I'm about to go to school.
06:13I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
06:18I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
06:23Ew!
06:24Don't touch me, fat ass.
06:26I'm sorry.
06:27I'm just trying to walk you.
06:28Are you trying to feel me up?
06:29Huh?
06:30No.
06:30I'm just trying to walk you.
06:31Oh my God.
06:32Is that how you get off?
06:33No, I'm trying to feel at school.
06:36Look, sorry.
06:37Are you staring at my tits?
06:40No.
06:41Ew!
06:42He's staring at my tits!
06:44Whoa, is there a problem here?
06:47I'm sorry, I'm just...
06:47This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
06:51Yeah.
06:52He basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
06:56Is that true?
06:58You've been sleeping my girl?
06:59Jesus.
07:00Oh, he's so gross!
07:02I mean, uh, hell, I get it.
07:04She's got some great tits.
07:06Uh, but, but, but...
07:08Well, not as big as yours.
07:11You know what?
07:12Uh, let's see how you like it when everyone stares...
07:16...at your man tits.
07:17Ah?
07:19You know what?
07:21Let's take off his shirt.
07:25Let's take off his shirt.
07:27Don't you fucking touch me.
07:31Grab it!
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:34Got me!
07:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:36Yeah, yeah.
07:37Keep it pinned right there, right?
07:39Yeah.
07:40Oh, it's a...
07:41Get your pal!
07:41Wait, a little baby.
07:43I gotta get to this side.
07:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:48Look at those things.
07:52Yeah.
07:53If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again,
07:56I will fucking kill you.
07:59Stomp!
07:59Fuck!
08:20Hey!
08:21Fuck you, bitch.
08:26W-what'd you just say to me?
08:29I said...
08:32Fuck you, bitch.
08:35Oh.
08:38You're back.
08:59Come on, come on, sorry, you got...
09:06AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
09:07Dean, stop!
09:08Dude, you're gonna kill him.
09:09Oh, shit.
09:11Oh, I just keep this shit out, fucking freak.
09:15What?
09:17I see.
09:18That is what happens when you touch my girl.
09:31Hey!
09:36Is that all you got, bitch?
09:41Because we still haven't warned you, Watson.
09:44Caden, stop. We're gonna die.
09:46I don't fucking care.
09:48Come here, I'm gonna see.
10:02Look at me.
10:19Kill it!
10:20Kill it!
10:22What the hell is going on?
10:24Dang? Huh?
10:27Caden?
10:29Caden?
10:32Jesus Christ.
10:37I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital. Huh?
10:45I'm not your son solid.
10:47Yeah, I wish. Believe me.
10:50Wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
10:54What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
10:57You're a weak fat ass!
11:00I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
11:06Oh!
11:07Don't lay one more finger on him.
11:10Vinny?
11:11Mr. Genie?
11:13What are you doing here?
11:14Out.
11:15I need to talk to him.
11:17I'll do, Inspector.
11:18This is my son.
11:20And he's-
11:21No more of your concern.
11:23What?
11:26Walk away, Sally.
11:28Walk away right now.
11:33Don't come home.
11:35I don't want ya.
11:37I don't want ya.
11:43That thing you said earlier.
11:46That's a kick in the twins.
11:52There's only one guy that would say such a dumb phrase.
11:56Huh?
11:59If you really will, prove it.
12:04The first time that we met was in a holding cell.
12:07I asked you why you were in there.
12:09And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
12:12Elder abuse.
12:14A banger ma.
12:16Your middle name is Marion.
12:18Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is Johnny Red,
12:21but the reality is it's a mango flavored white claw.
12:27You're a fucking pussy.
12:28You got a stash of getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool.
12:35Which is just fucking stupid.
12:36And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multiplex.
12:43Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
12:52Jesus Christ!
12:54It's you boss!
12:55It's me. Oh, oh, oh.
12:56Good to see you.
12:58It's good to see you still.
13:00Got a broken rib.
13:01Yeah, no, no, no. I heard. I heard.
13:02You know who the other kid was?
13:04Dane Flanagan.
13:06Hatch Flanagan's son.
13:08Hatch Flanagan is in our enforcer.
13:10The guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
13:12That Hatch Flanagan.
13:13Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
13:14If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
13:17Listen.
13:18You need anything.
13:20You call me.
13:22Thank you, Ben.
13:23It's good to have you back, boys.
13:25It's good to be back.
13:40You.
13:42Listen here.
13:44You little bitch.
13:46You got lucky in that fight.
13:49But after all suspensions are over, I am going to beat you.
13:54I am going to humiliate you and then, you know, maybe I'm going to fucking kill you.
14:00You have no idea who you're messing with.
14:05Oh, really?
14:07Because I'm bigger than you.
14:10I am stronger than you.
14:12I'm richer than you.
14:13My dad is a fucking mob, boys.
14:19You're nothing.
14:27Vinny.
14:28It's time to take back what's mine.
14:35Are your parents coming to pick you up?
14:38Not exactly.
14:49How you doing?
14:51How you doing?
14:52How you doing?
14:53We're good to go, boss.
15:01Welcome back home, boss.
15:17I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
16:03My voice is me.
16:04I have no idea.
16:04I love that I'm gonna go, boss.
16:09I'm not gonna do anything.
16:09I'm gonna do anything wrong.
16:09Once again, I'm gonna do anything wrong.
16:09So what are we thinking?
16:11Well, I just need to see. So, uh...
16:13Just give me whatever the kids are getting.
16:23So glad you're back at school.
16:24Yeah. I mean, they threatened to expel me for being up that piece of shit, but...
16:30Yeah, I know it will never happen.
16:31I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
16:38I mean, they're not gonna risk their lives if it's some goth freak.
16:42Where is that weak bitch, anyway? I haven't seen him in a while.
16:46Probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of him.
16:50Good. Ugly little toe gave me the creeps.
16:53Hey, don't worry, babe. I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
17:12Whoa. Who's that?
17:19Oh my god. I'm in love.
17:27Who the hell are you? Don't recognize me. Bitch.
17:34Kaden?
17:40So...
17:41This is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
17:46Where did you go to college?
17:48I didn't.
17:50I dropped out of high school.
17:53Oh.
17:55Um...
17:56And then what do you do for work?
18:00Um...
18:01Here.
18:02Let me get your coffee.
18:11Watch where you're going, greaseball!
18:14Sorry, friend.
18:15I'm not your friend.
18:16Yeah, I'm not your friend.
18:17Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime like you hangs out?
18:21Why don't we all come down?
18:26This isn't a strip club.
18:29You can't smoke.
18:31It was unless...
18:32It was an accident.
18:34Who said you could speak, bitch?
18:37Excuse me?
18:38You are fucking excuse-
18:40Okay!
18:40What the heck?
18:42You need to leave.
18:44Now.
18:46You want a piece?
18:47Bring it!
18:48I'll kick your scummy ass!
19:00You're...
19:00You're gonna be sorry!
19:02I have powerful friends in this town!
19:18Not as powerful as I am.
19:23You see?
19:24I'm Will O'Connell.
19:26Head of the O'Connell Crime Family.
19:28Long live the O'Connell Family.
19:32What is this?
19:35Clear out the trash.
19:38No!
19:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
19:41Please don't kill me!
19:42No!
19:42No!
19:43No!
19:46My apologies.
19:48Now, where were we?
19:50Hell no.
19:52Jane!
19:53Jane!
19:53No!
19:54Jane, wait!
19:55I am not going out with the gangsta!
19:57Jane!
19:58What?
19:58Come on!
19:59Stop following me!
20:00Come on, beautiful!
20:01I'll see you later, Jane!
20:03Jane!
20:05Sorry, boys.
20:07That's a kick in the twins.
20:09But I lost at a second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
20:14No one respects a high school dropout.
20:17Well, you should've shown her your bank account.
20:20I'm sure she would've respected billionaires.
20:24I'm serious.
20:26Thing was, I was good in high school.
20:28I crushed calculus.
20:31You know, maybe you should think about going back.
20:34Could, uh, be like that kid over there.
20:41Yeah, maybe not that kick, Vincenzo.
20:44But, honestly, it would be good.
20:47I wish I would have another shot at high school.
20:54God, what a great GG.
20:58If I could just-
20:59I could!
21:00Caveat, Skalberg.
21:01Look out!
21:02Branch in practice.
21:04Nooooooo!
21:37What happened?
21:39I wish I had another shot at high school.
21:44Oh shit!
21:46Am I in a hospital?
21:47But what's wrong with my eyes?
21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:51I'm getting him out of here right now.
21:53I recognize that voice.
21:55That's Sully.
21:56One of my low level guys.
21:58Get up.
21:59I'm taking you home.
21:59The clothes are in the bag.
22:01Why would he take me home?
22:03He's not my driver.
22:04Put on your glasses.
22:06Let's go.
22:07Glasses?
22:08That means now!
22:10I'm talking to you!
22:11Ugh!
22:12Hey, shit for brains!
22:14Move!
22:15Now!
22:15What the hell did you just call me-
22:18What the fuck?
22:26Whoa!
22:30What the fuck?
22:37What the fuck?
22:40Whoa!
22:40Language!
22:42Do you have any idea?
22:44The mess you've been causing?
22:45Huh?
22:46Oh shit.
22:47Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
22:51Sully!
22:52It's me!
22:54It's me!
22:54What have I told you about calling me Sully?
22:58I am your father and you will show me the respect I deserve!
23:03Oh shit.
23:04I'm in the body of Sully's son.
23:07Okay.
23:09You have to listen to me.
23:10Listen.
23:11I'm ass-
23:12Ha!
23:14Sully!
23:15Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
23:17Poor kid.
23:18What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of traffic, huh?
23:22Yeah.
23:23You know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
23:26You're about to find out.
23:28That's a very bad decision.
23:30You want to pout like a little girl?
23:31You're about to cry like you want to do!
23:33You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
23:37I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
23:39Hey!
23:40Hey!
23:40What the hell is going on in here?
23:42Thank God.
23:43I'm just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking lesson!
23:46Hey!
23:47What the fuck's the matter with you?
23:49He's a kid!
23:51Vinny, look at me.
23:52Look.
23:53I know this is fucking crazy.
23:55Okay.
23:56It's me.
23:57It's Will.
23:59Fuck.
24:00I don't know how this fucking happened.
24:01You think you're funny?
24:02It's me.
24:02It's Will.
24:03Yeah.
24:03You think you're funny, you little piece of shit?
24:05Yeah.
24:06Cause I saw Will die.
24:10I saw Will die!
24:14I saw Will die!
24:16My body's dead?
24:17So I'm stuck at this one?
24:19Vinny!
24:20Vinny!
24:21Stop!
24:23I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
24:28Vinny!
24:29You gotta...
24:30You gotta listen to me!
24:32It's me!
24:32It's Will!
24:33Say it one more time!
24:35Vinny!
24:35One more fucking time!
24:36I can't breathe!
24:37Each real kind was a great man.
24:39And a great man died!
24:40Running into traffic the same as your fucking ass!
24:44Disrespectful fuck!
24:45Buried in his fault!
24:47What do you gotta say for yourself?
24:48Huh?
24:50That's a kick in the twins.
24:54That's a kick in the twins.
25:09Ain't it Vincenzo?
25:11Only Will called me Vincenzo.
25:12Here!
25:13Take your bag, idiot!
25:14We're going now.
25:15I need to talk to...
25:16No, you dumb!
25:17Vinny!
25:19Hey!
25:22Hey!
25:22Hey!
25:22Hey!
25:24Hey!
25:25Oh, dick.
25:30Oh, shit.
25:40About to go to school.
25:47I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
25:52I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
25:57Ew, don't touch me, fat ass.
26:00I'm sorry, I'm just trying to walk you.
26:02Are you trying to feel me up?
26:03No, I'm just trying to walk you.
26:05Oh, my God.
26:06Is that how you get off?
26:07No, I'm trying to figure out school.
26:10Look, sorry.
26:11Are you staring at my tits?
26:14No.
26:15Ew, he's staring at my tits.
26:18Whoa, is there a problem here?
26:20I'm sorry, I'm just...
26:21This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
26:25Yeah.
26:25He basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
26:30Is that true?
26:31You've been sleeping my girl?
26:33Oh, Jesus.
26:34Oh, he's so gross.
26:36I mean, hell, I get it.
26:37She's got some great tits.
26:41But not as big as yours.
26:44You know what?
26:46Let's see how you like it when everyone stares at your man tits.
26:51Oh.
26:52You know what?
26:54Let's take off his shirt.
26:59Let's take off his shirt.
27:01Let's take off his shirt.
27:01Don't you fucking touch me.
27:04Grab him!
27:07Oh, yeah, come here.
27:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:10Yeah, yeah, keep a pin right there, right?
27:12Yeah.
27:14Get your back!
27:15Wait.
27:15Hey, baby, I gotta get to the side.
27:26If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again, I will fucking kill you.
27:53Hey! Fuck you, bitch. What'd you just say to me? I said, fuck you, bitch.
28:08Oh. You're back.
28:33Come on! Come on, sorry, you got it!
28:41Dude, you're gonna kill me. Oh, shit. Oh, I just keep this shit out of that fucking freak.
28:50I see. That is what happens when you touch my girl.
29:05Hey!
29:10Is that all you got, bitch?
29:15Because we still haven't warned you, Watson.
29:17Caden, stop. You're gonna die.
29:19I don't fucking care. Come here, I'm gonna see.
29:22Come on!
29:25Come on!
29:35Look at me!
29:53What the hell is going on, Dane? Huh?
29:59Caden?
30:02Caden?
30:05Caden?
30:06Jesus Christ.
30:11I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumb ass son getting himself in the hospital. Huh?
30:19I'm not your son, solid.
30:20Yeah, I wish. Believe me.
30:24Wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
30:27What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
30:31You're a weak fat ass!
30:34I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
30:40Don't lay one more finger on him.
30:43Vinny?
30:45Mr. Genie?
30:47What are you doing here?
30:48Out.
30:49I need to talk to him.
30:50I'll do, Inspector.
30:51This is my son.
30:53And he's...
30:54No more of your concern.
30:57What?
31:00Walk away, Sally.
31:02Walk away right now.
31:07Don't come home.
31:09I don't want ya.
31:17That thing you said earlier.
31:19That's a kick in the twins.
31:26There's only one guy that would say such a dumb phrase.
31:30Huh?
31:33If you really will, prove it.
31:37The first time that we met was in a holding cell.
31:40I asked you why you were in there.
31:43And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
31:45Elder Abuse.
31:47I banged your ma.
31:49Your middle name is Marion.
31:52Got a thing where you say your favorite drink is Johnny Red,
31:55but the reality is it's a mango flavored white claw.
32:01You're a fucking pussy.
32:02You got a stash of getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool,
32:08which is just fucking stupid.
32:10And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister
32:14in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multiplex.
32:17Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
32:31You got a broken rib.
32:35Yeah.
32:35No, no, no.
32:35I heard.
32:36I heard.
32:36You know who the other kid was?
32:38Dane Flanagan.
32:39Hatch Flanagan's son.
32:42Hatch Flanagan is in our enforcer.
32:44The guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
32:46That Hatch Flan.
32:46Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
32:47If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
32:51Listen.
32:52You need anything.
32:53You call me.
32:55Thank you, Ben.
32:56It's good to have you back, boss.
32:58It's good to be back.
33:14You.
33:16Listen here.
33:17You little bitch.
33:19You got lucky in that fight.
33:23But after all suspensions are over, I am going to beat you.
33:27I am going to humiliate you.
33:29And then, you know, maybe I'm gonna fucking kill you.
33:34You have no idea who you're messing with.
33:38Oh, really?
33:41Because I'm bigger than you.
33:43I am stronger than you.
33:46I'm richer than you.
33:47My dad is a fucking mob, boss.
33:53You're nothing.
34:00Vinny.
34:02It's time to take back what's mine.
34:09Are your parents coming to pick you up?
34:12Not exactly.
34:22How you doing?
34:25How you doing?
34:26We're good to go, boss.
34:34Welcome back home, boss.
34:51I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
35:13Go.
35:13Generally speaking.
35:27Go.
35:33Go.
35:34Go.
35:34Go.
35:35Go.
35:37Go.
35:40Go.
35:43So what are we thinking?
35:44Well, I just need to see. So, uh...
35:47Just give me whatever the kids are getting.
35:56So glad you're back at school.
35:58Yeah. I mean, they threatened to expel me for being up that piece of shit, but...
36:03Yeah, I know it will never happen.
36:05I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
36:11I mean, they're not gonna risk their lives as some goth freak.
36:16Where is that weak bitch anyway? I haven't seen him in a while.
36:19Probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of him.
36:23Good. Ugly little toe gave me the creeps.
36:27Hey, don't worry, babe. I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
36:45Whoa. Who's that?
36:52Oh, my God. I'm in love.
37:00What the hell are you?
37:02Don't recognize me. Bitch.
37:07Keaton?
37:14So, this is our second date, and I feel like I don't know anything about you.
37:19Where did you go to college?
37:22I didn't. I dropped out of high school.
37:27Oh. Um, and then what do you do for work?
37:33Um, here. Let me get you a coffee.
37:44Watch where you're going, greaseball.
37:48Sorry, friend.
37:49Yeah, I'm not your friend.
37:50Why don't you fuck off to the dog track or wherever slime-like you hangs out?
37:54Why don't we all come down?
38:00This isn't a strip club.
38:03You can't smoke.
38:04No.
38:04It was unless-
38:06It was an accident.
38:07Who said you could speak, bitch?
38:10Excuse me?
38:12You are fucking excuse-
38:14Okay.
38:15You need to leave.
38:18Now.
38:19You want a piece? Bring it.
38:21I'll kick your scummy ass.
38:33You're-
38:34You're gonna be sorry!
38:35I have powerful friends in this town!
38:38You're not as powerful as I am.
38:56You see?
38:58I'm Will O'Connell.
39:00Head of the O'Connell crime family.
39:02Long live the O'Connell family.
39:05What is this?
39:09Clear out the trash.
39:11No!
39:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
39:14Please don't kill me, no!
39:16No!
39:17No!
39:20My apologies.
39:22Now, where were we?
39:23Hell no.
39:26Jane.
39:26Jane?
39:27No!
39:28Jane, wait!
39:28I am not going out with the gangsta.
39:31Jane, what? Come on.
39:32Stop following me.
39:33Come on, beautiful.
39:35I'll see you later, Jane.
39:39Sorry, boys.
39:40That's a kick in the twins.
39:43But I lost her the second she found out I'm a high school dropout.
39:47No one respects a high school dropout.
39:51You should have shown her your bank account.
39:53I'm sure she would have respected billionaires.
39:58I'm serious.
39:59Thing was, I was good in high school.
40:01I crushed calculus.
40:05Maybe you should think about going back.
40:08Could be like that kid over there.
40:15Yeah, maybe not that kick, Vincenzo.
40:18But honestly, it would be good.
40:21I wish I would have another shot at high school.
40:27God, what a great GG.
40:31If I could just...
40:33I could.
40:34Have the ex-Kalbert.
40:35Look out!
40:35Branch in practice.
40:38Nooooooo.
40:53...
41:09Ugh.
41:11What happened?
41:13I wish I had another shot at high school.
41:18Oh, shit.
41:19Am I in a hospital?
41:21But what's wrong with my eyes?
41:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:25Get him out of here right now.
41:27I recognize that voice.
41:29That's Sully.
41:29One of my low-level guys.
41:32Get up.
41:32I'm taking you home.
41:33The clothes are in the bag.
41:35Why would he take me home?
41:37He's not my driver.
41:38Put on your glasses.
41:39Let's go.
41:41Glasses?
41:42That means now.
41:43I'm talking to you.
41:45Hey, shit for brains.
41:48Move now.
41:49What the hell did you just call me?
41:52What the fuck?
41:59Oh.
42:03What the fuck?
42:10What the fuck?
42:13Whoa, language.
42:15Do you have any idea the mess you've been causing?
42:19Huh?
42:20Oh, shit.
42:21Somehow, I'm in the body of a teenager.
42:24Sully.
42:26It's me.
42:27It's me.
42:28What have I told you about calling me Sully?
42:31I am your father, and you will show me the respect I deserve.
42:36Oh, shit.
42:38I'm in the body of Sully's son.
42:40Okay.
42:43You have to listen to me.
42:44Listen.
42:45I'm ass hot.
42:48Sully.
42:48Is this really how Sully treats his own child?
42:51Poor kid.
42:52What the hell were you thinking walking in the middle of the traffic, huh?
42:56Yeah.
42:57You know how much trouble I'm in because of you?
43:00You're about to find out.
43:02That's a very bad decision.
43:03You want to pout like a little girl?
43:05You're about to cry like you want to do.
43:07You never learn how to act like a Sullivan.
43:10I couldn't imagine a bigger demotion.
43:13What the hell is going on in here?
43:15Thank God.
43:16I'm just in time to watch me teach my son a fucking lesson.
43:20Hey.
43:21The fuck's the matter with you?
43:22He's a kid.
43:24And then you look at me.
43:26Look.
43:27I know this is fucking crazy.
43:29Okay.
43:30It's me.
43:31It's Will.
43:33I don't know how this fucking happened.
43:35You think you're funny?
43:35It's me.
43:36It's Will.
43:36Yeah.
43:37You think you're funny?
43:37You little piece of shit.
43:38You think, though?
43:39Yeah.
43:40Because I saw Will die.
43:43I saw Will die!
43:48I saw Will die!
43:49My body's dead.
43:51So I'm stuck at this one.
43:53Vinny.
43:54Vinny.
43:55Stop.
43:57I'm about two seconds away from fucking ending you.
44:02Vinny.
44:03You gotta listen to me.
44:05It's me.
44:06It's Will.
44:07Say it one more time.
44:08Vinny.
44:09One more fucking time.
44:10I can't breathe.
44:11Will O'Kine was a great man.
44:12And a great man died.
44:14Running into traffic to save your fucking ass.
44:17Disrespectful fuck.
44:18Buried in his fault.
44:20What do you got to say for yourself?
44:22Huh?
44:23That's a kick in the twins.
44:28That's a kick in the twins.
44:30Oh, did you see?
44:40That's a kick in the twins.
44:42Ain't it, Vincenzo?
44:44Only Will called me Vincenzo.
44:46Here, take your bag, idiot.
44:48We're going now.
44:49I need to talk to Will.
44:49No, you don't.
44:50Vinny!
45:15Vinny!
45:20I'm the powerful leader of a crime family.
45:25I can get through high school, even trapped in this kid's body.
45:31Ew!
45:31Don't touch me, fat ass.
45:34I'm sorry.
45:34I'm just trying to walk you.
45:35Are you trying to feel me up?
45:37Huh?
45:37No, I'm just trying to walk you.
45:38Oh my god.
45:39Is that how you get off?
45:41No, I'm trying to figure out school.
45:44Look, sorry.
45:45Are you staring at my tits?
45:48No.
45:48Ew!
45:49No, he's staring at my tits.
45:51Oh, is there a problem here?
45:54I'm sorry, I'm just...
45:55This fat fucking freak bothering you, babe?
45:58Yeah.
45:59He basically molested me, and now he won't stop staring at my tits.
46:03Is that true?
46:05You've been sleeping my girl?
46:06Oh, Jesus.
46:08Oh, he's so gross.
46:09I mean, hell, I get it.
46:11She's got some great tits.
46:15But not as big as yours.
46:18You know what?
46:19Let's see how you like it when everyone stares at your man tits.
46:26You know what?
46:28Let's take off his shirt.
46:32Let's take off his shirt.
46:34Don't you fucking touch me.
46:38Rap!
46:40Oh, yeah, come here.
46:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:43Yeah, yeah, keep the pin right there, right?
46:45Yeah.
46:47Oh, get your pin.
46:48Wait, hey, little baby, I gotta get to the side.
46:52Oh, yeah.
46:55Look at those things.
46:59Yeah.
47:00If I ever catch you perfect on my girl again, I will fucking kill you.
47:06Fuck!
47:07Fuck!
47:07Fuck!
47:10Fuck!
47:11Fuck!
47:12Fuck!
47:14Fuck!
47:27Fuck!
47:27Fuck!
47:28Fuck you, bitch.
47:33What you just saying to me?
47:37I said...
47:39Fuck you, bitch.
47:42Oh.
47:43Fuck!
47:43Fuck!
47:44Fuck!
47:46You're back.
48:06Come on! Come on, sir! You got...
48:14Dean, stop!
48:15Dude, you're gonna kill him.
48:16Oh, shit.
48:18Oh, I just keep this shit out of that fucking freak.
48:24I see.
48:25That is what happens when you touch my girl.
48:38Hey!
48:43Hey!
48:43Is that all you got, bitch?
48:49You still haven't warned you, Watson.
48:51Caden, stop. You're gonna die.
48:52I don't fucking care.
48:55Go, young Aussie.
48:57Come on!
49:09Look at me, you bitch!
49:26What the hell is going on?
49:32Dang!
49:32Huh?
49:35Caden?
49:36Caden?
49:40Caden?
49:44I'd like to go just one fucking day without my dumbass son getting himself in the hospital.
49:52Huh?
49:52I'm not your son, Solid.
49:54Yeah, I wish.
49:55Believe me.
49:57Wouldn't have to pay all your fucking medical bills.
50:01What the hell were you thinking getting into a fucking fight?
50:04You're a weak fat ass!
50:07I am sick and tired of people thinking that they can talk to me the way you fucking do.
50:14Don't lay one more finger on him.
50:17Vinnie?
50:18Mr. Genie?
50:20What are you doing here?
50:21Out.
50:22I need to talk to him.
50:24I'll do, Inspector.
50:25This is my son.
50:27And he's-
50:28No more of your concern.
50:30What?
50:33Walk away, Sally.
50:35Walk away right now.
50:40Don't come home.
50:43I don't want ya.
50:51That thing you said earlier.
50:53That's a kick in the twills.
51:00There's only one guy that would say such a dumb phrase.
51:04Huh?
51:06If you really will, prove it.
51:11The first time that we met was in a holding cell.
51:14I asked you why you were in there.
51:16And you looked me dead in the eye and you said,
51:19Elder Abuse.
51:21I banged your ma.
51:23Your middle name is Marion.
51:25You got a thing where you say your favorite drink is Johnny Red.
51:29But the reality, it's a mango flavored.
51:32White Claw.
51:34You're a fucking pussy.
51:35You got a stash of getaway money underneath your aunt's above ground pool.
51:42Which is just fucking stupid.
51:44And you lost your virginity with Stevie Rizzo's sister in a handicapped bathroom at the Jersey City Multiplex.
51:50Should I keep going, you fucking hoe?
51:59Jesus Christ!
52:01It's you, boss!
52:03It's me. Oh, oh, oh!
52:04Good to see you!
52:06It's good to see you still.
52:07Got a broken rib.
52:08Yeah, no, no, no. I heard. I heard.
52:10You know who the other kid was?
52:11Dane Flanagan.
52:13Hatch Flanagan's son.
52:15Hatch Flanagan is our enforcer.
52:17The guy that I almost didn't hire because he was too brutal.
52:19Hatch Flanagan.
52:20Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
52:21If the kid's anything like his father, he's a fucking sociopath.
52:24Listen.
52:26You need anything.
52:27You call me.
52:29Thank you, Ben.
52:30It's good to have you back, boss.
52:32It's good to be back.
52:47You.
52:50Listen here.
52:51You little bitch.
52:53You got lucky in that fight, but after all suspensions are over, I am going to beat you.
53:01I am going to humiliate you and then, you know, maybe I'm going to fucking kill you.
53:08You have no idea who you're messing with.
53:12Oh, really?
53:14Because I'm bigger than you.
53:17I am stronger than you.
53:20I'm richer than you.
53:21My dad is a fucking mob, boss.
53:26You're nothing.
53:34Vinny.
53:35It's time to take back what's mine.
53:43Are your parents coming to pick you up?
53:45Not exactly.
53:56How you doing?
53:58How you doing?
54:00We're good to go, boss.
54:08Welcome back home, boss.
54:25I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
54:30I think it's time to get ready for high school, man.
55:16So what are we thinking?
55:18Well, I just need to see. So, uh, just give me whatever the kids are getting.
55:30So glad you're back at school.
55:32Yeah. I mean, they threatened to expel me for being up that piece of shit, but, yeah, I know it
55:38will never happen.
55:38I mean, they know that my dad is a mobster and that he'd kill them if they did.
55:45I mean, they're not going to risk their lives as some goth freak.
55:50Where is that weak bitch anyway? I haven't seen him in a while.
55:53Probably transferred out, you know, after I scared the shit out of him.
55:57Good. Ugly little toe gave me the creeps.
56:01All right, don't worry, babe. I'll never see that little pussy ever again.
56:19Whoa. Who's that?
56:26Oh, my God. I'm in love.
56:33What the hell are you?
56:36Don't recognize me.
56:38Bitch.
56:41Keaton?
56:58Keaton?
56:59Keaton?
57:01Yeah.
57:08See you next time in the next video.
57:08See you next time in the next video.
57:08Bye.
57:08Bye.
57:09Bye.
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