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00:05李总,反正我那个蠢闺蜜被你安排加了班,不然,我换上她的睡衣,连带着她那份,一起伺候你啊。

00:16你男朋友,万一突然回来了呢?

00:21嗯,怕什么?既然要追求刺激,肯定要贯彻到底啊!

00:29别忘了,你好骚啊!

00:33嗯,等我啊!

00:35哎呀,我啊!

00:44四季啊!

00:54李总监?

00:55啊!

00:58难道你...

01:00你,你,你,别过来啊!

01:03啊!

01:07你该不会惹,叶家好上了吧!

01:11啊!

01:13让我猜对了,是吧!

01:14啊!

01:17我就说,我们三个人合作了这么久,从来没听说我家家有男朋友。

01:21哎,你们怎样能够深呢啊!

01:24啊!

01:28啊!

01:31啊!

01:33啊!

01:34啊!

01:35啊!

01:37啊!

01:39啊!

01:46啊!

01:47啊!

01:48啊!

02:02啊!

02:03I'm going to go back to the wall.

02:05Don't touch me.

02:08Your girlfriend is very weak.

02:13What are you going to do?

02:17Is it your face?

02:19For example?

02:21You're an idiot.

02:23Let's go.

02:24Let's go.

02:28Okay.

02:34Are you crazy?

02:35If I'm going back to the orifppenal after that, I'm not pleased.

02:41恭喜宿主成功觉醒反舔狗系统。

02:44系统?

02:50宿主收集到指定目标的顶触情绪后,便开启随机奖励。

02:53指定目标?

02:55陈豪,平如说你要搬家了,你被他甩了吗?

03:00检测到怪异性恋爱次数为0,外形条件95分,是否往立?

03:06业家不是天天自称拜金女吗?

03:08竟然没有谈过恋爱?

03:10跟你说话呢?

03:25成功收获笔触情绪,开启随机奖励。

03:28这就获得奖励了?

03:30恭喜宿主获得巴黎世家。

03:31恭喜宿主获得巴黎世家。

03:32巴黎世家?

03:33丝袜?

03:34丝袜?

03:35不行,你这脚励也太随机了吧?

03:38这不是普通丝袜。

03:39这是叶佳穿过的丝袜。

03:41市场公价10万。

03:42你今天说什么都没用。

03:45陈豪,我跟你没玩。

03:46等一下。

03:54你!

03:58丝袜?

03:59你!

04:00你!

04:01不是,叶家!

04:01你!

04:02你怎么回事?

04:05你为什么把丝袜子发在我这儿?

04:06我告诉你啊。

04:07Oh no, you won't go to help us, when you're still out of love, then I'll get your money together.

04:14Oh, my God.

04:15Complete the gift of the award!

04:17What a gift for me.

04:20Thank you so much for spending $1,000.

04:26$1,000?

04:31What are you doing?

04:32Where are you going?

04:33Why are you not?

04:34Please tell me that the money is only for the payout.

04:39What are you doing?

04:41What are you doing?

04:42You are doing it.

04:44You are doing it.

04:55You are doing it.

04:56You are quiet.

04:58You are quiet.

04:59You're quiet.

05:00I'm going to kill you.

05:01I'll tell you.

05:02I'll give you a month to you, I'll give you a month to you.

05:05Okay.

05:06I'll give you a month to you.

05:07I'll give you a few times.

05:09I'll give you a meal.

05:12I'll give you a meal.

05:13Really?

05:14Mr. Hor, I told you.

05:16If you want to get me to eat a road, I'll give you a meal.

05:19It's the best to go to the bathroom.

05:21What if you want to get?

05:22I'm not happy.

05:23I'm not happy to get this.

05:25I'll give you a meal.

05:30Why don't you eat it?

05:33This is a meal.

05:36You have to be prepared.

05:38I ate the meal.

05:39When you ate the meal.

05:41I've had to eat a meal.

05:43I've eaten a meal.

05:45I'm good.

05:46I can't wait.

05:48I'm good.

05:49I'm so happy to go.

05:51走吧

05:58这试吃庄

05:59未免搞得太小一份了吧

06:01搞得别人好像以为我们吃不起

06:03服务员

06:05这试吃庄再给我来一百份

06:07我和他

06:09一人一百份

06:12我不认识他

06:15哎

06:18成功收获领数情绪

06:20开启随机奖励

06:23恭喜宿主获得消费金十倍返现卡

06:24意思是

06:26这一千万

06:28我就能获得一个亿了

06:32系统哥

06:33我就知道你对我最好了

06:35你绝对不会亏待我的

06:37叶佳叶佳你别跑啊

06:44求求你

06:45别再跟着我了

06:47我原谅你还不行

06:48这次我是真心跟你道歉的

06:51你相信我

06:52来走

06:53我给你买礼物

06:55成豪

06:57你居然追我追到这儿来了

07:00你恶不恶心啊

07:05真是人家路窄呀

07:07佳佳

07:08你怎么跟成豪在一块

07:11我我

07:13他跟我一起逛街

07:14不行啊

07:15逛街

07:16陈豪

07:18睁大你的狗眼看清楚

07:21这是劳力市奢侈品店

07:23不是你这个路边摊的屌丝

07:25该来的地方

07:27哎呦

07:28这不是李总吗

07:31我是盼星星盼月亮

07:32可算把您给盼来了

07:34佳佳

07:35看到了吗

07:36这找男人啊

07:37就要找李总张的男人

07:40别饿到

07:41什么垃圾都吃得下

07:46林品如和李总监好上了

07:47听说他年薪百万

07:49你来的正好

07:53把你们店里最贵的款式拿过来

07:55好嘞李总

07:56来这边请

07:59李总

08:00看一下这款女表

08:01只要九十九万

08:03哇好漂亮啊

08:08漂亮吗

08:10我怎么觉得一般

08:12要不再看看其他的

08:14这个多少

08:16八万

08:20我就觉得这个好看

08:21比如你你觉得呢

08:23还以为你多有钱呢

08:26没钱出来买什么表

08:28陈豪

08:29这哪有你说话的份啊

08:31识相点赶紧滚蛋

08:33还站着干什么

08:34滚啊

08:38本来像以普通人的身份跟你们相处

08:42但换来的却都是你们的狗眼看人低

08:44行啊

08:46我摊牌了

08:47不装了

08:48这个店里所有的手表

08:51本上全都要

08:53刷卡

09:00陈豪

09:02你是拼好饭吃多了

09:04得了一小证啊

09:05九十九万的手表

09:07连我都要可虑可虑

09:09就你

09:09一个臭屌丝

09:11还想卖下这里所有的手表

09:13你拿个破银行卡

09:15你在这里装不去啊

09:16那卡里有一千块钱吗

09:17原来是个臭屌丝啊

09:19小子你知道我这店里所有的表加起来多少钱吗

09:23一千万

09:26你打一辈子工都见不到这么多钱

09:27赶紧滚蛋

09:28啰嗦

09:30赶紧刷卡

09:31陈豪

09:34别再丢人了

09:35咱们赶紧回家吧

09:37你确定

09:40这些表买下来可都是要送给你了

09:41陈豪

09:43哎哟

09:44还都送给人家

09:46你穷就穷现在还自不量力到这种地步啊

09:50要不这样吧你呢跪下来

09:53给我刻个想通

09:54或许我一开心我赏你一块赠品

09:58啊

10:01我想该跪下来的人应该是你

10:02你管我叫一声爹

10:06我先去一开心就把这块九十九万的表送给你

10:07陈豪

10:08哎李总

10:10用不着您来费口舌

10:11我来解决

10:12保安

10:16把这个晦气的东西给我赶出商场

10:17你确定要赶我走啊

10:21你这一千万的业绩是不想要的

10:26你这穷逼还在装模作样

10:27好我成全你

10:29店长你白费什么功夫啊

10:34他呀就算打一辈子供

10:39也买不起这劳力士的一个零件

11:09这卡要是能刷出一千万

11:13瞧给你们震惊的

11:15瞧给你们震惊的

11:16就这点钱撒撒随了

11:27我承认我刚才说话的声音打了点

11:30你可千万要大人不计小人过呀

11:32卧槽真贵呀

11:37还愣着干什么呢

11:39快点给我爹打包啊

11:43快点快点快点

11:45请您莫不

11:47都送给他了

11:49啊陈豪你愿真的

11:56不可能这绝对不可能

12:00陈豪穷的还不能拿屎半饭吃

12:02他怎么可能会这么有钱

12:04他一定是见了高利贷

12:06一定是

12:09你敢质疑我爹

12:10儿啊咱们这个店里

12:14我怎么总听到一种苍蝇在这儿

12:15一直叫

12:16这电影也太不讲卫生了吧

12:18嗯

12:19宝安

12:20你什么意思啊

12:22啊

12:23啊

12:24啊

12:25啊

12:26啊

12:30把这儿来都送家里

12:31送家里

12:32啊

12:37啊

12:38啊

12:40啊

12:41啊

12:42从小到大

12:42第一次收到这么贵重的领悟

12:44我不知道该怎么回报你

12:47怎么回报啊

12:50这不很明显

12:52你你想干嘛

12:54想干

12:54啊

13:00奇怪

13:01怎么能比出心血啊

13:03那个

13:05能不能回家再说

13:06啊

13:07啊

13:08啊

13:10啊

13:11啊

13:13啊

13:15啊

13:16啊

13:18啊

13:19啊

13:23啊

13:24啊

13:26啊

13:28啊

13:29啊

13:30啊

13:31啊

13:31I've already set up the police department.

13:34You will not be able to go to work tomorrow.

13:36I don't have a job.

13:38I'll see how you're going to pay a loan.

13:39I'm not going to pay a loan.

13:44I'm not going to pay a loan.

13:44What's wrong?

13:45Do you want to get me out of here?

13:46Okay.

13:48I'm going to pay you.

13:50You can't.

13:52This is a loan.

13:55Oh, don't worry.

13:57You're a person.

13:58You're a person.

13:59I dare tips your money.

14:00This is right to have từ a still waiting.

14:02You're one of them.

14:03Oh my God.

14:18Oh my God.

14:19Oh my God.

14:20Oh my God.

14:22Oh my God.

14:22If medical, do we have no money here like you?

14:28Oh my God.

14:29Oh my God.

14:29You're done!

14:30If you're a month to do it, I can do it.

14:33I'm not going to do it.

14:34I don't know.

14:37You can check the case of love and love.

14:40The condition of 98% is correct.

14:42Is it correct?

14:43It's correct.

14:44It's not my case.

14:46You're right, I'll do it.

14:51I'll do it.

14:54Put your shirt on.

14:56The house is so funny.

15:00陈豪你接着狂呀还不是要乖乖的听白总的话

15:07白总您可得好好说说是他这小子根本就不把公司碰到眼里

15:15所有人会一事集合准备开会

15:25开会这是个好机会

15:35怎么全都是这些合同啊这让我怎么找到白总的秘密要不吓一下他应该能收获疊出情绪

16:09肥龙巫师

16:11肥龙巫师

16:25肥龙巫师

16:32白总公司要注意文明脱窗

16:40肥龙巫师

16:53肥龙巫师

16:56肥龙巫师

16:58肥龙巫师

16:59肥龙巫师

17:00肥龙巫师

17:03肥龙巫师

17:04肥龙巫师

17:05肥龙巫师

17:07肥龙巫师

17:10肥龙巫师

17:15肥龙巫师

17:23肥龙巫师

17:24I'll just say something like that.

17:26I'll just break your tongue.

17:29Do you want to go?

17:31Don't.

17:32You can't get away from the people.

17:35Don't, don't.

17:36Don't. Don't. Don't get away from me.

17:40Don't get away from me.

17:41Don't get away from me.

17:44I don't see anything.

17:47Don't get away from me.

17:48You didn't say anything?

17:50Let's go!

17:51Let's go!

17:57What's wrong with me?

18:00Do you want to go?

18:01Do you want to go?

18:02Do you want to go?

18:05Do you want to go?

18:06Do you want to go to the company?

18:09We've got a secret secret secret secret.

18:13He just earned a company.

18:15He earned a company.

18:16What?

18:16He won a company.

18:18He won a company.

18:20It must be a deity that was a temporary knight and a king.

18:23Yes.

18:24The knight is a voluntarily a shepherd.

18:28He's a deity.

18:31He's alright.

18:33陈豪,姓名陈豪

18:39陈豪,他不就是一个一穷二白超板工的吗?

18:43他是董事长?

18:44帅姐,像这种大人物,我们一定得好生伺候

18:48有了他,集团飞黄疼打,至日可待

18:53要是一不小心得罪了,人一句话就能让我们原地解散了

18:58你可一定要把我花好机会

19:00得得得,这董事长不在,我们再也没有意义

19:04我们先撤了,不过千万记住我的嘱咐,董事长若来,一定要好生伺候着

19:12散了散了

19:13不行,我得赶紧给陈豪佩丽道歉

19:24陈豪缺这些吗?

19:26他一个财阀太子爷,隐姓埋名在集团里这么久图什么?

19:51不就是看了眼泪哭吗?至于把我给开除?

19:54不行,我这抵触情绪还没刷够呢?

20:01我得想个办法再回去啊

20:03谁啊?

20:04谁啊?

20:15白总

20:16白总

20:22叫我白姐就好

20:26What are you doing?

20:41I think there might be a bit of confusion between us.

20:45I'd like to talk to you.

20:47No.

20:49What's the time when you're so warm?

20:53I'm sorry.

20:55I'm sorry for you.

20:57I'm sorry for you.

20:59I'm sorry for you.

21:00I'm sorry for you.

21:01I'm sorry for you.

21:04I know you'll come back to me.

21:07What kind of thing?

21:12You already know.

21:14I'll tell you.

21:19I'm sorry for you.

21:22You know, I'm sorry.

21:24I'm sorry.

21:25I'm sorry for you.

21:26I'm sorry for you.

21:27I'm sure you're right.

21:29But I have to rely on you to the entire time.

21:31I can only be able to see all my strength.

21:34I can only be able to see all my strength.

21:37Yes, you know,

21:39I am not sure.

21:41I am always in my mind.

21:42I am always researching different kinds of methods.

21:45When we are in the具体,

21:46we can be able to see all my strength.

21:48Of course.

21:50You are always trying to make me a difference.

21:54I will help you.

21:57I think

21:57I don't think this is a matter of two people, but we still need to do it.

22:02That's not easy,白总. I'm going to take a look at it.

22:05The energy and the energy are all going to need to be done.

22:08That's right,白总. Let's go to the stage.

22:12In this way?

22:13That's right. Just in this way.

22:15Let's do it together. Let's do it together.

22:22Let's do it together.

22:23Otherwise, let's go to another place.

22:25Let's do it together,白总.

22:26Today, I have to do it together with you.

22:31Okay.

22:32Let's do it together.白总,

22:48what are you doing?

22:49What are you doing?

22:50What are you doing?

22:54What are you doing?

22:58Do you like it?

22:58I like it.

23:01Let's go to the stage.

23:03I'm going to take a look at it.

23:06I just want to take a look at it.

23:07I just wanted to take a look at it.

23:09Why don't you take a look at it?

23:09If you don't take a look at it, how do you look at it?

23:12Do you have to take a look at it?

23:14Do you have to take a look at it?

23:15He's so crazy.

23:19But I don't like it.

23:22But...

23:23I don't like it.

23:23That's what I'm trying to do for a long time.

23:25That's what I'm trying to do for a long time.

23:27That's what I'm trying to do for a long time.

23:29What?

23:30What?

23:31You're a crazy person.

23:36I have to...

23:41Some things do you need to eat.

23:51What do you do?

23:53You're a little kid.

23:54I'm gonna get a look at it.

23:55You're gonna have to take a look at it.

23:56Now go out of it.

23:57Why don't you take a look at it?

24:00You can look at it.

24:01You're going to take a look at it.

24:01I hope you will get to my love.

24:07I can't feel it.

24:10I know.

24:11I know.

24:13I love you.

24:15Ah!

24:17Ah!

24:18Ah!

24:20Ah!

24:22Ah!

24:35Ah!

24:37Ah!

24:38Ah!

24:39Ah!

24:41Ah!

24:45Ah!

24:46Ah!

24:47Ah!

24:48Ah!

24:49Ah!

24:49I'm sorry, you're not a good person.

24:51Then don't worry about me.

24:52I'm going to have to get your own feelings.

24:57You...

24:58Sorry,白总.

25:00I just had a mouth.

25:02How did I get it?

25:03I saw the same thing that I had to wear.

25:07I'm so mad.

25:09I don't know why.

25:13I'm sorry.

25:16No.

25:16No, I just hit you on your face.

25:22Mr. Chairman, you like me.

25:27What's your name?

25:29Mr. Chairman?

25:31Mr. Chairman?

25:35I know.

25:36Mr. Chairman, you're low.

25:41Mr. Chairman, say to me, Mr. Chairman talked a lot about this, Mr. Chairman.

25:50There it is.

25:51Mr. Chairman, I hate this.

25:51Mr. Chairman and today자� bloys Revised Creecy, all the pensery, including Zan Yo-chan deposited on the last decade.

26:00Mr. Chairman, I know the Dusty.

26:04If you can, you're good.

26:06Mr. Chairman, it's the best.

26:09What can I do?

26:13What can I do?

26:16Right.

26:17What can I do?

26:28That's not what I'm going to do with you.

26:32Are you ready?

26:34Okay.

26:36Let's start.

26:47How did you do it?

26:49How did you do it?

26:50It doesn't matter.

26:52What?

26:55What?

26:57What?

26:57What is the next step?

26:58What?

27:04Mr.

27:05Mr.

27:06Mr.

27:07Mr.

27:08Dr.

27:08He educated I have a familyperforming…

27:15Mr.

27:17Mr.

27:23Mr.

27:25Mr.

27:26Mr.

27:27Mr.

27:28Mr. Kuo?

27:30Mr. Kuo, how are you?

27:36You don't think you're going to call the phone?

27:39Let's go.

27:47Hello?

27:49Mr. Kuo, there's a new question.

27:51I need you to make a decision.

27:53Are you comfortable now?

27:58Mr. Kuo?

28:00Mr. Kuo, I'm not sure.

28:05What sound?

28:07Mr. Kuo, what's the sound?

28:09Mr. Kuo, can you wait for me to call the phone?

28:19Okay.

28:23You say?

28:25Mr. Kuo.

28:26Mr. Kuo, this is about the

28:27City of China.

28:28Mr. Kuo, the other person may say that.

28:31Mr. Kuo, you look…

28:32Mr. Kuo, you see…

28:40Mr. Kuo, which will be called the phone?

28:41Mr. Kuo, that's not possible.

28:42Mr. Kuo, no one's better.

28:52Mr. Kuo, you see…

28:53Mr. Kuo, no one's better.

28:53白总你是在拉屎吧

29:00成功收获李柱情绪开启随机奖励

29:03成了

29:07我拉你的大头滚滚

29:11真叹叹的手心

29:14恭喜宿主获得法拉利附赠大师级驾驶技術

29:17法拉利那款一个多亿的法拉利

29:20哇塞你又毕业系统

29:21必须的

29:22车子马上抵达楼下坐着你自便

29:25我马上就来

29:28董事长你要去哪儿

29:30我注意到

29:32董事长难道生气了

29:34不好意思啊

29:35要不我换个人来打

29:37咱们继续

29:39什么乱七八糟的

29:41都

29:44都怪你干你个蠢货

29:56我去

29:57法拉利

29:59这是哪一款

30:00咱们这么帅

30:01居然是法拉利

30:02V12发动机

30:04全球限量才几百台

30:05有钱都买不到

30:06大惊小怪

30:20这是法拉利

30:23车主还是个男的

30:26如果我能加上这个法拉利车主的微信

30:29那以后岂不是想买什么就买什么了吗

30:37人家怎么摔倒了呀

30:42人家怎么摔倒了呀

30:45人家怎么摔倒了呀

30:48看到我这个大美女摆了脚

30:50车主肯定莫下这场了

30:51如此一场美丽的协作

30:53不就停停了开始了吗

30:55好笑吧

30:57我的小野兽

30:58来了来了

31:00我的好日子要来了

31:02到时候

31:03直接把里面闯得远远

31:04凉快九十九万的标都不舍不给我们

31:07比乘所还赔

31:08怎么没紧缩啊

31:10爽

31:11靠

31:14靠

31:16靠

31:17你眼瞎啊

31:17你想撞死老娘

31:19啊

31:21啊

31:22啊

31:23啊

31:24啊

31:26啊

31:29喂

31:30怎么了

31:31成豪我被开除了

31:32被开除了

31:33怎么回事

31:34刚刚李亮被白总骂死了

31:36就拿我仨我

31:37把我开除了

31:39哼

31:40这个李亮

31:41我要不好好叫上他一下

31:43还真分不清大小王

31:45这样

31:46你等着我马上回来

31:47你别过来

31:48你也会被他开除的

31:49放心吧

31:50他没这个本事

32:02开死的法拉利车主

32:04别让老娘再见到你

32:05再看到你

32:07老娘废拔了你一层鼻不可

32:10啊

32:12啊

32:13啊

32:20啊

32:21啊

32:22啊

32:23啊

32:24啊

32:25啊

32:26啊

32:27啊

32:37啊

32:47就凭老娘这姿色

32:48肯定分分钟拿下的

32:50啊

32:53啊

32:54啊

32:55啊

33:04啊

33:05啊

33:06啊

33:07啊

33:08啊

33:20啊

33:21啊

33:25啊

33:26啊

33:32啊

33:34啊

33:35啊

33:37啊

33:39就扣了我这么点钱啊

33:39啊

33:40啊

33:41啊

34:07啊

34:07你买个打火机像个鬼呢

34:09法拉利你们都知道

34:11我这台车呢

34:13曾经拍卖会的时候

34:14拍卖价高达一个亿的价格

34:17知道一个亿的价格什么概念吗

34:19能让你老婆伺候我一百年

34:23我现在出行都是这种级别的坐驾了

34:26你觉得我还差你那撒瓜俩子啊

34:28真的是陈豪

34:29他竟然是法拉利的车主

34:31好好好好

34:33陈豪

34:34你和你有本事是吧

34:36Now I'm going to take care of you.

34:38I'm going to see how you're going to take care of me.

34:40If you don't have to take care of me,

34:42what are you doing?

34:45What are you doing?

34:48What are you doing?

34:50I'm not going to take care of you.

34:54I don't believe you're going to take care of him.

34:56You're done.

35:00Hey.

35:01Hey.

35:01Are you comfortable now?

35:03Are you comfortable now?

35:05Oh, you're going to take care of me.

35:06It's like this,

35:07we're the company of the陈豪

35:09being ugly and terrible.

35:11You're not going to take care of me.

35:15Why aren't you even doing that?

35:20I said I'm申請 to take care of陈豪.

35:25Okay, let me go.

35:29You got it?

35:30The guy said,

35:31I can't believe it.

35:32Chen Hong, you're messed up.

35:35I'm going to ask you to buy a piece of wood for yourself.

35:39I'm going to go over here.

35:40I'm going to take you to take a piece of wood.

35:45You're so cool.

35:46You're crazy.

35:47You're crazy.

35:48You're crazy.

35:50I know.

35:51You're going to let yourself take care of yourself, right?

35:54Chen Hong, what are you talking about?

35:56He's the chief chief chief.

35:58He's the chief chief chief.

35:59He's the chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief

36:07chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief

36:16chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief

36:23chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief

36:29chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief chief

36:29chief chief

36:29Well, we're going to be talking about politics, and we're talking about the background.

36:33Don't say that it's Mr.

36:34It's Mr.

36:35Mr.

36:36Mr.

36:38Mr.

36:40Mr.

36:41Mr.

36:42Mr.

36:44Mr.

36:45Mr.

36:48Mr.

36:49Mr.

36:50Mr.

36:51Mr.

36:52Mr.

36:54Mr.

36:55Mr.

36:57Mr.

36:58Mr.

36:59Mr.

37:00Mr.

37:03Mr.

37:06I'll see you next time.

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