00:06Come on, big guy, either do some work or get out of here.
00:10We don't need jokers.
00:11Screw you!
00:12Screw you!
00:13Baby, when I look into your eyes, it means something.
00:16I see little Romans, I see little Mallories, I see stars, I see angels.
00:21In my homeland, we have a saying.
00:23Yeah, we got one too.
00:24You're a fag, Sam.
00:25Shit!
00:27Jesus, Roman, you fucking idiota.
00:29Ah, how can I take you seriously?
00:30Very difficult, I think.
00:32Hello, Roman.
00:34Hello, peace.
00:35Mallory, this is my cousin I tell you about, Nico.
00:38Nico, this is Mallory, the beautiful girl I tell you about.
00:41See?
00:41Not everything I tell you is bullshit.
00:43I bet most of it was.
00:45I hope you're less full of shit than your cousin over here.
00:48Thank you.
00:48This is the woman that I'm going to marry.
00:50Whatever you say.
00:51I thought you were going to marry me, baby.
00:54Hey, bud, great.
00:57You're fucking crazy, man.
00:59You should lose few pounds.
01:01Otherwise, this beautiful lady is going to lose.
01:04I know.
01:05I'm a fat prick.
01:06What do I do?
01:07Pay your debts?
01:08I will do, man.
01:09We spoke of this.
01:11No, we didn't speak.
01:12You spoke.
01:13Then you say you're formed out of batteries.
01:15You treat me like a bitch.
01:17Never.
01:17I treat you like an idiot, not a bitch, huh?
01:21I guess it's true.
01:22The beautiful woman do like the guys with a funny sense of humor.
01:27Ho, ho.
01:28I'm laughing.
01:30I'll get you the money.
01:31I know.
01:32And Roman, tell this fucking yokel here, if he doesn't stop staring at me, I'll have his head chopped up
01:38and put a film about it on the internet.
01:42Ouch.
01:44Ah.
01:45Oh, good.
01:46Great.
01:49Yeah, fantastic.
01:51Look, say what you like, but at least that guy knows how to speak to a lady.
01:57Yes, he's all charm.
01:59Come on, Nico, let's go.
02:00Darling, I'll see you later.
02:03I've got to take my cousin around some more.
02:05Get him settled.
02:06Nico, you're driving us to a hardware store on Dillon Street.
02:18Category 5, hurricane could be heading this way.
02:20Major damage and flooding could be expected, but it isn't.
02:24Doing some home improvements wrong?
02:26You're going to build this mansion you tell me about?
02:29Oh, funny guy.
02:31We're going to get money.
02:32In America, you need money to do anything.
02:35You're taking me to a backroom game where I'll win all the dollars we need to really see this town.
02:42Nightclubs, women, titties.
02:44You can play, right?
02:49I am the best.
02:51I kick all the asses that play me.
02:53They call me the janitor.
02:55Because you can't pay your debts if they make you mop the floor?
02:59Never, Roboto.
03:02Honey.
03:03No, I'm the janitor because I always clean up.
03:07I always win.
03:08Get it?
03:09He's touched, not up.
03:11I seriously hope your cards are better than your net names.
03:16Only problem is I'm playing with some money I meant to give to these Albanian scumbags.
03:22Nico, wait for me here while I go inside to clean up.
03:26Shit, I almost forgot.
03:27I'm giving you my old phone.
03:29My new number's in there.
03:33Call me if some Albanian show up in some shitty page, will it?
03:38Those are the guys I owe money to.
03:40Do not hurt them.
03:42I know what you're like, Nico Bellic.
03:45You and your debts, Roman.
03:47Who's this, Nico?
03:50You hear me, redneck?
03:52Allison Mayberry.
03:53Weasel News.
03:54This is Weasel News.
03:58Music from the homeland.
04:01All of you, Mother Russia.
04:03Mama's music in Liberty City.
04:07It's Radio-Vostok FM.
04:10Yo.
04:11Fiskult, привет, Liberty City.
04:14Свободный город.
04:17Je, встречайте русского парня.
04:20Салют всем блатным костям, yo.
04:22We're gonna own this, motherfucking city.
04:24Jack, все будет нашим.
04:27Ваши дешевты, ваши числа, ваш гелт, ваши тачки.
04:30So quiet out here, Roman.
04:32You winning?
04:33Molinter et cedar.
04:35Don't worry, I'm getting so many bullets, it's like I'm an AK.
04:38It's for cool.
05:02And this must be the Lone Sharks.
05:24You better get out of there.
05:25All right, all right, I'm coming.
05:30Shit, Nico, what's them?
05:31They must have been told I was here.
05:33You're in much trouble, Bellic.
05:36Please don't hurt the men after us, cousin.
05:38They hate me enough as it is.
05:40Get us back to the depot.
05:42Quick!
05:47All right.
06:05Just like the old days, eh?
06:07In the old days, we were dodging bombs, not Lone Sharks.
06:11Just drive.
06:12Leave the funny comments to me.
06:19You think they saw me?
06:23Of course they saw you.
06:25I mean, you're a distinctive man, Roman.
06:29And this is why the ladies love me.
06:31Fuck those Shylocks, they'll get their money.
06:33We're here.
06:34You like your phone?
06:35Maybe one day you'll get a premium quality one like mine.
06:38Then you will have really made it.
06:41I can only wish.
06:43See you later, cousin.
06:46We'll see you later, cousin.
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