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Rented_a_Billionaire_Husband_for_Christmas_FULL_MOVIE_HD_1080P
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00:00:04So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:49No!
00:03:51Daddy!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:05Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:21Ugh.
00:04:27Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:39See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Hyber.
00:04:43What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius
00:04:48Eva
00:04:49Creo que debería discutir y discutir el detalles de este marido
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:00So, per our agreement
00:05:02The rate is $1,000 per hour
00:05:05And...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah
00:05:09It's $500 a day
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple
00:05:22Okay, play my pretend husband
00:05:23Come with me to my hometown
00:05:25And we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:05:28And then my family will get off my back
00:05:30So Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:05:37Fine
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:43Okay, deal
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow
00:06:03Clean up nice
00:06:04This is my wedding day after all
00:06:07Pictures
00:06:15Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:38Touching
00:06:40Okay
00:06:41Uh, I think we got it
00:06:43Oh
00:06:43I need some photos of us together too
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49And have a happy family
00:06:50Yeah
00:06:51Of course
00:07:02Happy holidays, Mom
00:07:03From my family to you
00:07:13Bad news, boss
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:18Bailed last minute
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever
00:07:28It doesn't matter
00:07:29I've got what I need
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it
00:07:34I already found someone
00:07:41Okay, well
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:45Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:55It will make it more believable
00:08:00Fine
00:08:00Yeah, fine
00:08:01Okay
00:08:02You can come
00:08:10Let's go
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam
00:08:27Is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:39She does kind of look like him
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents
00:08:46We will say they're from you
00:08:49Here, let me get this
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max
00:08:54Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married
00:09:00We should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:04In front of them
00:09:05Okay
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not
00:09:10An absolutely no
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:13Yes
00:09:14This is strictly business
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:20What?
00:09:22Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:25I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:31Let's go
00:09:38Here
00:09:39What are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:44Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:45And this isn't a real relationship
00:09:47And I don't want your money
00:09:50Attention shoppers
00:09:51All bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5350% off pies
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:57Twelve pumpkin pies
00:09:58Did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind
00:10:00Hurry up and go
00:10:01Go
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there
00:10:05Hi
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah
00:10:07Just these things
00:10:07Okay, great
00:10:08We have a holiday special today
00:10:11Spend $500
00:10:12Get 10% off
00:10:13And you are just short
00:10:15$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17Oh, great
00:10:18Yeah
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Well, you get a move on
00:10:22I just got here
00:10:24Relax
00:10:25Yeah, yeah
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick
00:10:30Okay, thank you
00:10:33Hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:39You can wait your turn
00:10:44Thank you
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:50Oh, wait, wait, not the pies
00:10:55Not the pies
00:10:56You can just set those on top
00:11:02Hi, guys
00:11:04I'm going to hand you all these pies
00:11:08Thank you
00:11:09Of course
00:11:10Thank you so much
00:11:12Of course
00:11:13I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:14Thank you
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:18Just to give it away
00:11:20Thank you
00:11:21Merry Christmas
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can
00:11:36We should go
00:11:37We got to pick up paper
00:11:42Watch out
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:05Shut up
00:12:05Oh, sorry
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey
00:12:08Well, stay out of character
00:12:09Until Christmas
00:12:15And don't be late
00:12:27Harrison group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of
00:12:33Not that I'm judging
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight
00:12:37Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:40Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:42For Harrison group?
00:12:43I think that's respectable
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No
00:12:48Harrison group is perfect
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:53So
00:12:53It's perfect
00:12:58Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner
00:13:02Don't worry
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08Too much
00:13:29Let's go, Sam
00:13:31It's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water
00:13:34And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:36And it's not yours
00:13:38It's my daughter's
00:13:41Daughter's
00:13:42Give me a DNA test
00:13:43For that little girl that he's with
00:13:59Hey, there they are
00:14:01Hey
00:14:01Nice to meet you
00:14:03Aw
00:14:04Dad
00:14:05So glad you made it
00:14:06Aw
00:14:07I missed you
00:14:08So
00:14:10Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:13He's coming
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:16Good, good, good
00:14:18So
00:14:19Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh
00:14:24It's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:28Poor thing
00:14:29Not surprising
00:14:30I mean, she's 30
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable
00:14:35Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:44Auntie Pamela
00:14:45Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:49We're only worried about you
00:14:52All these years without a husband
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:14:59And look what happened
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone
00:15:04I'm not alone
00:15:05Mm-hmm
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager
00:15:13Manager
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:25Actually
00:15:28He's right here
00:15:31Oh, wow
00:15:33Wow
00:15:34He is really good looking
00:15:37Ah, must be AI
00:15:39Mm-hmm
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills
00:15:43Fake
00:15:44That's enough
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece
00:15:47Show some respect
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William
00:15:53And you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year
00:16:03That's half a million
00:16:05Half a million
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:09And speak of the devil
00:16:15Willie, you made it
00:16:27There you are
00:16:29Oh, look at you now
00:16:31Living the dream
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:38Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is
00:16:46It's pretty serious
00:16:48Wow
00:16:49You must have rushed the tithing out, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie
00:17:02Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:05That's right
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:09Oh, my Christmas bonus
00:17:10Women love a man in red
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:17:16When I sit on my lap
00:17:17Don't touch me
00:17:19Oh, so entitled
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste
00:17:25And yet, for some reason
00:17:27He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:29I mean, look at that car
00:17:31Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:37With all my Harrison Group money
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:40And marry me instead
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you
00:17:44If you were the last man on Earth
00:17:51My mom would never marry
00:17:52She already has a husband
00:17:54He's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then
00:18:01Where is he?
00:18:03Because
00:18:03I don't see him
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now
00:18:09Just like I thought
00:18:10Telling lies just like Mommy
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16And let me show you
00:18:18What happens to naughty children
00:18:22Hey
00:18:22Mommy
00:18:24Hey, are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands
00:18:26Oh, my God
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in
00:18:28And get her packed up, okay?
00:18:30Come on, honey
00:18:30Let's go
00:18:33What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:43When I'm having such a good time?
00:18:46Let me go
00:19:01Touch my wife again
00:19:02And I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:08Max, you came
00:19:10Don't worry, sweetie
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter
00:19:17Mom, Dad, I'd take her inside
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:21Well, well, well
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about
00:19:27That's right
00:19:29Now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you
00:19:36I'm Max
00:19:37Eva told us all about you
00:19:39From New York
00:19:40Polite, handsome
00:19:42Just like she said
00:19:44Wow
00:19:45He was an AI
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:52Son of a bitch
00:19:53You just ruined my suit
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57That pristine automobile
00:20:00That car
00:20:01Oh, my God
00:20:02That's worth more than a house
00:20:05That car
00:20:05It was all over the news when the
00:20:07CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:10Wait
00:20:12Are you?
00:20:17Like I said
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:20And that's all he needs to know
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:29Jesus
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know
00:20:34Enough, please
00:20:37I trust my daughter
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal
00:20:42Max?
00:20:43Be honest with me
00:20:45Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:53So
00:20:54You need a breath, man
00:20:58All right, that's it!
00:20:59I'm calling the cops!
00:21:00Oh, way ahead of you
00:21:01Wait
00:21:02What?
00:21:04What?
00:21:04Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:07Oh, well
00:21:08Too late
00:21:15Listen, hon
00:21:16I believe you
00:21:17But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry
00:21:23It's my car, okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen
00:21:26Huh, yeah
00:21:26If it's yours
00:21:27Then prove it
00:21:29Thank you
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:34Okay
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:36But then you have to get lost
00:21:37And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Say one more word
00:21:47Now give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:51Jesus
00:21:51Maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though
00:21:58Here
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership
00:22:10Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:26Yes, sir
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir
00:22:28I
00:22:29Please, I'm so sorry
00:22:31Please, I'm so sorry
00:22:31Please
00:22:31Please
00:22:42Oh, that William
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46He fooled me
00:22:47What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva
00:22:55We were just looking out for you
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:01Soon
00:23:02Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mail room, would open doors
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:20Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:23:23Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah
00:23:27I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy with her best life with my new son-in-law
00:23:36Come on, guys, let's go in
00:23:38Welcome to the family
00:23:42Welcome
00:23:43Come on in
00:23:47This is your fault, Pam
00:23:49You can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:53My fault
00:23:54You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:23:59Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you
00:24:13I told you
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places
00:24:17A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes
00:24:24It's the season of giving
00:24:25He knows people
00:24:26Has connections
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:31You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:35Oh my God, just don't blow your cover
00:24:38Dad! Mom!
00:24:40Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:43Oh, honey
00:24:44We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:24:50I think they get it, hon
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine
00:24:56One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:03We'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:05Great
00:25:06See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:18Relax
00:25:19It was just a hug
00:25:22Ugh
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:26You'll be okay
00:25:27It's just one week
00:25:29Kill me now
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird
00:25:40They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43And, uh, I don't know, something just falls off
00:25:45Come on, that's ridiculous
00:25:47I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make our progress to prove it?
00:25:51I don't like this
00:25:52Mmm
00:25:54Later
00:25:57Let's go
00:26:01Here we go
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey
00:26:06Everything looks amazing
00:26:07And happy holidays
00:26:08To the newest member of our family
00:26:10Max
00:26:11Oh
00:26:13Welcome
00:26:14Cheers
00:26:14Thank you, Ms. Smith
00:26:15Looks great
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked
00:26:21So I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:23But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:27Mmm
00:26:28Oh, no
00:26:29Mom's testing him
00:26:30She's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:31You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:33And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow
00:26:40Eva, sweetie
00:26:42Kicking my foot
00:26:42Oh, sorry, mom
00:26:44I...
00:26:44Oh, jeez
00:26:47It's okay
00:26:48Look, mom, of course he knows it
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies
00:27:06Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind
00:27:10Well, of course
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good
00:27:16But something still falls off
00:27:18Mom
00:27:19Don't make it weird
00:27:20Okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:23And we eloped
00:27:25Before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:27But our marriage is real
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:33Now those are quality
00:27:37Okay, well
00:27:37Then answer this
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:50Well, um, it's
00:27:52Silly face
00:27:53Dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for
00:27:58Silly face
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:05Those are blousers
00:28:06It's nice
00:28:08You can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:11Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:28:13There is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:15And I'm not just talking about William
00:28:17I'll drink tonight
00:28:19I agree with you there
00:28:21So, come on, guys
00:28:22Let's eat
00:28:23Come on
00:28:29Thank you
00:28:30Thank you
00:28:31Thank you
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:38I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:41Nice and festive for you
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:45Sorry, honey
00:28:46Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:49Oh, honey
00:28:50Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:54Oh, I just remembered
00:28:56The city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:58Something about water conservation
00:29:00That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0215 minutes?
00:29:04Honey, it's no big deal
00:29:06Just shower together
00:29:08Shower together?
00:29:12Just shower together
00:29:13Okay, you guys
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:20You heard her
00:29:41Whoa, why are you stripping?
00:29:45Well, I can't take a shower
00:29:47Let me close on
00:29:48Come on, we're wasting time
00:29:49You have 15 minutes
00:29:50Nice try
00:29:51I am not showering with you
00:29:53All right, sleep yourself
00:29:54More room for me in there
00:29:56Not if I meet you there first
00:30:14Come on, Max
00:30:16Get out of the way
00:30:18We agreed, nothing physical
00:30:19You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:30:21Relax
00:30:22I won't touch you
00:30:24Unless you say you want me to
00:30:28But that'll cost extra
00:30:30And your dreams
00:30:41Free to join me
00:31:02You know, if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:04You're not going to have me shower while you're left
00:31:05You wish
00:31:07Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:09Pray you'll fall for me
00:31:11It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:14Oh, yeah?
00:31:15True
00:31:28Holy shit
00:31:32This is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:36I'll say
00:31:37What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:41Still think you can lose this?
00:31:44Baby
00:31:45I don't think I want you
00:31:52Max, I shut it up
00:31:56Or maybe we should
00:31:58God, he's such a good kisser
00:32:00Why does this feel so
00:32:03Familiar?
00:32:09Mom, we're so sexy
00:32:19Max, we cannot do this
00:32:22What?
00:32:23I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:25It's not you, Max
00:32:26It's us
00:32:26It's this
00:32:27This is all an act
00:32:28Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:31You're right
00:32:33I'm sorry
00:32:34I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:40Just...
00:32:45That birthmark
00:32:51What is that?
00:32:53It's him
00:32:54The man from New Year's
00:32:56Is he...
00:32:57Piper's father?
00:33:01Why are you acting?
00:33:04Oh my god
00:33:05Max is Piper's father
00:33:07Are you okay?
00:33:10Yeah
00:33:10I just...
00:33:12I just got lightheaded
00:33:13I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:16Alone
00:33:18Of course
00:33:22We have a daughter together
00:33:23Oh my god
00:33:25What do I do?
00:33:32I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:34You can take the bed
00:33:36Thanks
00:33:39Hey
00:33:40Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:42Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:44I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:46So if there's something you need
00:33:47I can help
00:33:49I want to help
00:33:51He's Piper's father
00:33:52He has a right to know
00:33:55Um...
00:33:56Max
00:33:58How would you feel
00:33:59If you found out
00:34:00You had a kid?
00:34:04A child?
00:34:06No, no, no
00:34:07That's...
00:34:07That's impossible
00:34:08I'm...
00:34:09Very...
00:34:10Careful
00:34:11Mostly
00:34:14I just mean
00:34:14I'm not the type of guy
00:34:15To sleep around
00:34:16Family to me
00:34:17Is a big commitment
00:34:18And...
00:34:19I don't want any loose ends
00:34:21You know?
00:34:23Right
00:34:24He wouldn't want a kid
00:34:25Tying him down
00:34:26I shouldn't tell him
00:34:28About Piper
00:34:29Why do you ask?
00:34:31No reason
00:34:32Just...
00:34:33Just curious
00:34:33No, I...
00:34:35I feel like you're
00:34:36Going somewhere with this
00:34:37What?
00:34:39No
00:34:40Well, then
00:34:41Can I ask you a question?
00:34:44Shoot
00:34:49Where did you get these?
00:34:51And how did you know
00:34:52My exact size?
00:34:53I did not get those
00:34:55I don't know where those came from
00:34:57Are you sure?
00:34:58You're just not trying to
00:34:59Break the contract
00:35:02Give me that
00:35:03Stop
00:35:03Give me
00:35:04Give me
00:35:05Give me
00:35:05Woo!
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:17Eva
00:35:17The truth is
00:35:19Is that I
00:35:23Go, go, go, go
00:35:25Just a second
00:35:26Come in
00:35:28Hey, hon
00:35:29Oh
00:35:31Sorry for interrupting
00:35:32But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:35Before I tuck her in
00:35:36Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:38We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:40I can see that
00:35:42Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:44I mean, if you don't
00:35:45If you don't mind
00:35:46Well, that a boy
00:35:47You know what?
00:35:48Just put a shirt on
00:35:49I'm gonna go get her
00:35:50Piper
00:35:51Here comes Grandpa
00:35:55He sprang to his sleigh
00:35:57To his team
00:35:58Gave a whistle
00:35:59And away they all flew
00:36:00Like the down of a thistle
00:36:02But I heard him exclaim
00:36:04As he drove out of sight
00:36:07Merry Christmas to all
00:36:08And to all
00:36:10A good night
00:36:14If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:16She'd be over the moon
00:36:18Good night, Piper
00:36:23Is her dad still around?
00:36:25Yeah
00:36:25But he doesn't know it
00:36:27Because you're her dad
00:36:29Uh, no
00:36:30That man has no idea
00:36:33What a treasure
00:36:35He's missing out on
00:36:39Do you really think so?
00:36:41From the bottom of my heart
00:36:43Maybe I should tell him
00:36:45He deserves to know
00:36:52Max
00:36:57You're Piper's father
00:37:05I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:31Where's Piper?
00:37:33She must have snuck off
00:37:35While we were asleep
00:37:51God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:01Just gonna kiss and run
00:38:04Not on my watch
00:38:09Yeah, this
00:38:11I remember this
00:38:22Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:25How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:28Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:29It was, uh, it was great
00:38:30Wonderful
00:38:32Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:36Oh, no
00:38:37What is that?
00:38:38Sardines and saltines
00:38:40It's a Smith family classic
00:38:42It was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:44During wartime
00:38:44Don't be shy
00:38:45Go ahead, grab a handful
00:38:48Max, you don't have to
00:38:50No, no, it's okay
00:38:51It's a Smith family staple
00:38:54Oh, there we go
00:39:11There we go
00:39:13Good?
00:39:14Good?
00:39:16Good?
00:39:18Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:20You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:23Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:26That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:28In her brood this year
00:39:30What's the deal with them?
00:39:32Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:34Says Piper's a fatherless brat
00:39:36And I'm...
00:39:38Hey, don't worry
00:39:39I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:44Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:46Just in case
00:39:48Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:02Wait, that earring
00:40:05Wait, that earring
00:40:06You like it?
00:40:08I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:11Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:14I don't really remember the details
00:40:15But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:20Right
00:40:20Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:40:22Anyone can have it
00:40:23Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:25She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:30So Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:34But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:37What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:41An aging single mom
00:40:43Slim pickings
00:40:45I heard he's in waste management
00:40:47That explains it
00:40:48She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:51Oh, please, Miranda
00:40:53Look, Ava is your niece
00:40:55Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:40:57Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:00Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:02Exactly
00:41:03Not like my Sierra
00:41:05Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:10Oh, they're here
00:41:12Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:18Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:20Merry Christmas
00:41:22You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:24I am
00:41:25I'm Ava's husband
00:41:26Max
00:41:27Pleasure to meet you
00:41:28Welcome
00:41:28You're Ava's husband
00:41:30But you're gorgeous
00:41:35But as handsome as you
00:41:37Look at you two
00:41:38You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:40Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:42Merry Christmas
00:41:43This is from Max and I
00:41:45Oh, my goodness
00:41:46Thank you, Eva
00:41:47Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:41:50Oops
00:41:50Oh, my bad
00:41:52Oh, a homemade gift
00:41:54How thrifty
00:41:56Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:41:58Mommy's right, you mean all high
00:42:00You little
00:42:02You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:06Or you will lose yours
00:42:08Oh, I think you broke my wrist
00:42:11Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:13My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:17He could ruin your life
00:42:30Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:32I'm fine
00:42:33I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:34Yeah
00:42:34It's okay
00:42:35It's okay
00:42:38What are you?
00:42:41Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:43Did you just slap me?
00:42:45Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:47You're a fucking psycho
00:42:49You know what, Ciara?
00:42:50I can take your little insults
00:42:51But leave my family out of this
00:42:55Her family
00:42:57She means me
00:43:02You okay, honey?
00:43:04Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:06Do something
00:43:07You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:09I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:12Oh, wow
00:43:12I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:15That you're using his company's name
00:43:17To bully people
00:43:18Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:21Let's call him
00:43:22I'm sure he'd be more than happy
00:43:24To be on my side
00:43:25Please
00:43:26Who do you think you are?
00:43:28Enough
00:43:31There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:34Fine, Dad
00:43:35Let it go, Nathan
00:43:37They're just jealous
00:43:40For Grandpa's sake
00:43:41I'll let you off easy
00:43:42I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:46I think you owe me a thank you
00:43:48For slapping some sense into you
00:43:50Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:51All right, that's enough
00:43:53Everyone come inside
00:43:54And sit down
00:44:15Is this a joke?
00:44:18Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:20Hold it
00:44:20Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:22My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:28My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:31King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:35And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:37Three times the price
00:44:39Fifty times the flavor
00:44:41And you don't get a single bite
00:44:43It's just petty
00:44:45Maybe so
00:44:46But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:50Fine
00:44:51Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:54Come on, let's go
00:44:55No, no
00:44:56Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:44:59Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:45:01But they're treating us like
00:45:02I know, dear
00:45:03I just want to have our family together
00:45:05Fine
00:45:06We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:09Better a stray than a bitch
00:45:11What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:19Fine
00:45:19Fine
00:45:19We'll stay
00:45:21Can I have a little napple?
00:45:23It's okay, sweetie
00:45:24We'll get something right after
00:45:26Like drive-thru?
00:45:28I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:36No strays
00:45:37Ow
00:45:37Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:39Yes, please
00:45:40You hit my child
00:45:42You're fucking crazy
00:45:43Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:45Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:51Don't worry, baby
00:45:52I'll handle it
00:45:55Don't worry, baby
00:45:56I'll handle it
00:46:01Piper
00:46:02Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food
00:46:05You've ever had in your life?
00:46:08Okay, sweetheart
00:46:09Give me two minutes
00:46:10And one phone call
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15Actually, I do
00:46:17He's such a liar
00:46:18This ought to be hilarious
00:46:20Oh, it will be
00:46:24Sam
00:46:25Yeah, send the troops
00:46:27And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:29I'm already on my way
00:46:34Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:37I'm already on my way
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:44From Antarctica
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:46:49His silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:51Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:46:55Santa's already on his way
00:46:56Actually
00:46:58Five
00:47:00Four
00:47:00Three
00:47:01Two
00:47:03One
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:23Sam is like family
00:47:24I thought I'd introduce you, too
00:47:25Thanks, boss
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:33Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:37I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:40You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm
00:47:47Come on
00:47:49You can stop kidding around
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:55No, I actually am the CEO
00:47:57Come on
00:47:57You can stop the charade
00:47:58Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva
00:48:02I'm not pretending
00:48:05Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:18How is this possible?
00:48:21This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:27Who are you?
00:48:29I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:31That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:33Wait, no
00:48:35Hold on
00:48:37You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:42You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:45Some of the small ones
00:48:47I mean, you know that
00:48:49You work for me
00:48:50Oh, God
00:48:51I insulted my own boss
00:48:53I'm finished
00:48:59Oh, God
00:49:00I insulted my own boss
00:49:01I'm finished
00:49:03Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:05Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:08Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:10For tonight, your fee stands
00:49:12And with that, your career
00:49:14You're fired
00:49:16Fired?
00:49:17Sam
00:49:22Fired?
00:49:23God
00:49:23I can't be fired
00:49:26What?
00:49:28Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:29You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:31Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:32I'll do anything
00:49:33Guys
00:49:35Take out the trash
00:49:41And you
00:49:42Oh, me?
00:49:45Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:47That was a Christmas joke
00:49:48A family tradition
00:49:50Yeah, well
00:49:51There's a new family tradition
00:49:52Sam
00:49:57Will you do me the honors?
00:50:00Gladly
00:50:05Merry Christmas, Aunt Marie
00:50:09Father, do something
00:50:11Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:13I'm leaving
00:50:16Pumpkin, my favorite
00:50:25Come on, sweetie
00:50:26Daddy had this crab line just for you
00:50:28Eat as much as you want
00:50:30Thanks, Daddy
00:50:34I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:36I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:38Honestly?
00:50:40This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:42Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:44Just like this
00:50:46Does he really mean that?
00:50:48Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:50I can't tell
00:50:51And that terrifies me
00:50:58Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison
00:50:59I brought you a gift
00:51:00Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:08Oh, this is wonderful
00:51:11Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:14Tell me everything
00:51:16Miss Eva Smith
00:51:17Single mother
00:51:18Small town gal
00:51:19Didn't finish high school
00:51:20Currently works in retail
00:51:21Oh, Maximus
00:51:23I thought I raised you better
00:51:25A high school dropout?
00:51:27In the Harrison family?
00:51:30Not a chance
00:51:34She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:38Maximus seems to like her
00:51:39Silence
00:51:40Get me the address where she works
00:51:42It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:44That's nice
00:51:45We own that one
00:51:47Good work
00:51:48But take off that stupid hat
00:52:00Thanks
00:52:01So your dad insisted
00:52:02That I try this wine
00:52:04That he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:07Sounds like he's happy
00:52:08With his new son-in-law
00:52:09And how about you?
00:52:14Me?
00:52:15Yeah
00:52:17Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:23Eva
00:52:34That birthmark
00:52:35Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:38And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:41You know?
00:52:42Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:44So much we're not telling each other
00:52:48No feelings, no complications
00:52:50That's what we agreed upon
00:52:51Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:52:54Max
00:52:55Yeah, I guess you're right
00:52:58It's cold
00:53:00Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:03Max
00:53:06I need to tell you something
00:53:09Something important
00:53:11What's gotten into her?
00:53:13Is she hiding something?
00:53:15Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:18I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:22Piper is
00:53:27Piper is
00:53:28Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:31Sweetie
00:53:31Oh my gosh
00:53:32I'm swollen
00:53:33Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:36Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:37Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:41Come on, Piper
00:53:45Okay, let me see
00:53:49I promise
00:53:50I won't let anyone
00:53:52Hurt you or Mommy again
00:53:54But that's not true
00:53:55You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:59Uh
00:54:00Daddy!
00:54:01No!
00:54:02Well
00:54:08Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:14Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:18Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:19Really?
00:54:20Please stay, Daddy
00:54:25You think it was Scar?
00:54:28Hmm
00:54:31I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:32Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:34I have one, too
00:54:36Dad
00:54:38I got that
00:54:39I got that when I was about your age
00:54:40Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:43Really?
00:54:44No way
00:54:45No
00:54:45It was actually a cactus
00:54:47But it's still cool
00:54:50I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:56Piper
00:54:57How long have you had that?
00:54:58My mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:06And how old are you?
00:55:07Six
00:55:08Six?
00:55:09That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:12Okay, I found the first date kit
00:55:14Ebar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:19What do I even say?
00:55:20And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:23Sorry, honey
00:55:23This man's your dad
00:55:24And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:27Um
00:55:28Yeah
00:55:31Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:34Eva
00:55:38Okay, look
00:55:42Piper is
00:55:48Go on
00:55:54It must be an emergency
00:55:57Excuse me
00:55:58Sorry
00:55:59I took this
00:56:06Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:08Yeah
00:56:10Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:13I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:19Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:21I'm telling you, Max
00:56:23That woman is manipulating you
00:56:25She's a high school dropout
00:56:26Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:29And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:31I'm Eva's husband
00:56:33Max
00:56:33That man has no idea
00:56:35What a treasure
00:56:38He's missing out on
00:56:42I'm sorry, Max
00:56:43You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:45Your mother would take her away
00:56:46After Christmas
00:56:47It's over
00:56:51Eva?
00:56:53Maximus?
00:56:53Are you even listening to me?
00:56:56No, Mom, Mom
00:56:56Listen
00:56:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:58Eva's my wife
00:56:59And I've made up my mind
00:57:00I'm not leaving her
00:57:03Eva?
00:57:10Thank you
00:57:14Oh, thank you
00:57:15This is for you, Grandma
00:57:22Oh, wow
00:57:24That's so cool
00:57:24What did you make?
00:57:26Uh, Derek
00:57:26This is from
00:57:28Eva, I know
00:57:29Oh, thank you so much
00:57:31Just, thanks, guys
00:57:32Glad you're here
00:57:36Oh
00:57:36Oh
00:57:37Damn, these are nice
00:57:39Grandpa
00:57:40Language
00:57:41Little ears
00:57:43Piper
00:57:47Piper
00:57:48Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:49It's in the other room
00:57:50By the train set
00:57:51Here, I'll go with you
00:57:52Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:54Ready, ready?
00:57:55Grandma got run over
00:57:56By a reindeer
00:57:57What do we got, guys?
00:57:58Billy
00:57:58Walking home from our house
00:57:59Christmas Eve
00:58:04You never told me
00:58:08Have we met before?
00:58:16She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:21I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:24Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:35I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:37Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:38They're very common
00:58:38I feel so awful
00:58:40But I can't lose my child
00:58:42No matter how I feel about him
00:58:46Maybe
00:58:49Are you okay?
00:58:52Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:56No
00:58:56I'm fine
00:58:59Um
00:59:00Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:04I got you this
00:59:05You got me a gift, too?
00:59:08Tis the season
00:59:09Open it
00:59:32Gloves?
00:59:35Gloves?
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:40But
00:59:40That's Christmas
00:59:42You've already done so much for me
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:48How did I feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah
00:59:52Warm
00:59:54Soft
00:59:57Perfect
01:00:02Thank you, Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom
01:00:11She partied all the time
01:00:12And
01:00:13I got gifts
01:00:14Plenty of them
01:00:15But
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20Nothing personal
01:00:22Well, you deserve it
01:00:24You're a good guy
01:00:26And
01:00:27Someday you'll
01:00:29Find
01:00:29Someone special
01:00:31To
01:00:31Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here
01:01:08Max
01:01:09We can't
01:01:11If you want me to stop
01:01:13You better tell me right now
01:01:19Come on
01:01:20I don't want you to stop
01:01:27No matter how many years pass
01:01:29I still can't resist him
01:01:34I don't want you
01:01:46I don't want you
01:01:54Oh God, you were drowning
01:01:56Fucking insane
01:02:01Piper
01:02:10Piper?
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see him
01:02:14.
01:02:15.
01:02:31Eva?
01:02:33Eva?
01:02:35Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:50That was way too close.
01:02:52Yeah.
01:02:53We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:58Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:03Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:07You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:14Let me give it to you.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:18Let me give it to you.
01:03:19Let me give it to you.
01:03:24Let me give it to you.
01:03:28Let me give it to you.
01:03:29Let me give it to you.
01:03:30Let me give it to you.
01:03:30Let me give it to you.
01:03:30Let me give it to you.
01:03:30Let me give it to you.
01:03:31Let me give it to you.
01:03:31Let me give it to you.
01:03:32Let me give it to you.
01:03:34Let me give it to you.
01:03:35Let me give it to you.
01:03:37Let me give it to you.
01:03:38Let me give it to you.
01:03:52¿Qué es lo que está llamando?
01:03:58¿Qué es lo que está llamando?
01:03:59Hola, Eva Smith.
01:04:01Soy la madre de Max.
01:04:02¿Puede tu precio?
01:04:03¿Qué es lo que va a tener que dejar mi hijo alone?
01:04:07¿Qué?
01:04:07We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:11Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:15My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:19Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:24So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:31Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:37You okay?
01:04:41Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:45So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:49What are you talking about?
01:04:51It's over.
01:04:52It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:57Eva, wait.
01:05:02So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Max, it's not real.
01:05:11None of it was real.
01:05:13So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:17Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:26But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:29And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:31Just tell me what you need.
01:05:34I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:38Just say the word.
01:05:45You don't get it.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:55I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:02I won't give up on us.
01:06:19Are we here?
01:06:21Yes.
01:06:22As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:29Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:31We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:45Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:47It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:49Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:52You promised.
01:06:54Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:56Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:01When?
01:07:03Two days.
01:07:04I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:07Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:14I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:19So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:22Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:23If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:25I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:28If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:43you should know about your daddy,
01:07:43and I'll meet you to the side of this.
01:07:44This is true, this is true.
01:07:45Step 10 times.
01:07:48Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:52Boss?
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:58Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:01I need to go in back with my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:09Go get her, Max.
01:08:13Give it to you your best smile.
01:08:15Ah, there he is, Maximus, darling.
01:08:20I have some prospects for you.
01:08:23Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:28Oh.
01:08:30I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:39Maximus, stop this.
01:08:42That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:45Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:48and I'll find you another.
01:08:49You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:52No, I'm not.
01:08:55Oh?
01:08:55I work in waste management,
01:08:58and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:00I'm Eva's husband,
01:09:01and I'm a father.
01:09:04What?
01:09:19That's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:25Hi, welcome in.
01:09:27Can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those.
01:09:33Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:36Are you?
01:09:37Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:42No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:45Size seven.
01:09:48Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:09:50but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:59Ignore her, she's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:02Um, here, let me help you.
01:10:03Come on.
01:10:08She seems kind.
01:10:15I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:17She's just doing her job.
01:10:20How do they feel?
01:10:22Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:25I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:32Right away.
01:10:33I'll be right back.
01:10:35She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:38Was I wrong about her?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:03That's just pure evil.
01:11:08Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:11She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:13It's the last pair.
01:11:14I get paid commission.
01:11:21I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:25See?
01:11:26This is your whole problem.
01:11:29This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:33I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:36I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:39She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:41People who insult her all day?
01:11:45I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:11:59Did I stutter?
01:12:04You don't have to fire me.
01:12:08I quit.
01:12:14I don't work here anymore.
01:12:17Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:20They're broken.
01:12:21Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:23You're a good person, after all.
01:12:26Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:29I'm sorry?
01:12:32Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:34Get out.
01:12:41You're not disabled?
01:12:42Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:47Absolutely shameful.
01:12:49Who are you?
01:12:50I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:12:54and the owner of this store.
01:12:57You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:01I am.
01:13:02And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:06What did I do?
01:13:09You are a good person.
01:13:12From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:18Are you serious?
01:13:22That's right.
01:13:24Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:26You are professional, responsible,
01:13:29far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:34You, out.
01:13:37I'll leave.
01:13:41I'm leaving.
01:13:44I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:48No, don't worry.
01:13:50You're getting a promotion.
01:13:53You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:56Thank you.
01:13:57First assignment, I want that row, and that row,
01:14:03and the entire display case.
01:14:05Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:09Okay.
01:14:10Yeah.
01:14:12Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:16I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:25She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:27Of course she lives like this.
01:14:38Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:40I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:44Max?
01:14:45Eva?
01:14:46What are you doing here?
01:14:50I, uh...
01:14:51There you are, Eva.
01:14:54Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:57My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:59What are you talking...
01:15:04That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:08Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:10Stop.
01:15:12And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:15:16You were both just testing me?
01:15:18Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:20I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:22I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:25But I was wrong.
01:15:27Eva, please.
01:15:28I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:30Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:33How could you think that of me?
01:15:35It's not like that, dear.
01:15:37Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:40Mom, what did you do?
01:15:42I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:45We're not together.
01:15:47And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:53I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:56W-what are you waiting for, son?
01:15:58Go after her!
01:16:03Eva.
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:07Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:09Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:10I'm not pretending.
01:16:11Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:13And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:25Max, you came.
01:16:26God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:35Just say the word.
01:16:39See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:54Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:58Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:02I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva.
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:15Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:40You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:47I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:02You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing?
01:18:04Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you.
01:18:15What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:34Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:37Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:45You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:03What?
01:19:04See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva!
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:37I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:52Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:00I, uh...
01:20:01I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:10Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:13I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:19You knew.
01:20:21My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:23Mama!
01:20:27I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared.
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:35I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva.
01:20:55I love you, Eva.
01:20:57I promise.
01:20:58For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:02As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:18For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes.
01:21:21Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:21:27Yes!
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:52Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:59I'm sorry!
01:21:59You're tired!
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:05Again.
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10Not funny?
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