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00:00Jupiter, you there?
00:02The game already-
00:06Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:10Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:12We need you!
00:13Come on, bro!
00:14We're getting fucked over here.
00:18Don't you fucking dare!
00:25Fuck you, TJ!
00:26Hey guys, still on?
00:28We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:30Again? You said you'd be on-
00:32Nah, don't slut shame me, Mars.
00:34You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:36Leave him alone. At least he shows up to play.
00:39Mars gets it. He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:42For sure.
00:43You know me.
00:45Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:53Come on, you guys ready?
00:55Yeah, start it.
01:05No, I can't.
01:06Easy there.
01:07Hi. TJ.
01:10Sorry. Do I know you?
01:12No.
01:13Well, kind of. I mean, we've been in classes every year, since middle school, but-
01:18JJ, are you serious right now?
01:20It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:23No, that's not at all.
01:25Leave the poor girl alone.
01:26She's clearly not into it.
01:29Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:38I am so sorry about him.
01:40He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:44You're Charlotte, right?
01:45Tracy, oh my God, my best friend!
01:49You look so good.
01:51Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
01:55Leave her alone, Sadie.
01:57You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
02:01Don't worry.
02:02After football season is over, then he's going to put a label on it.
02:06I'll see you at practice.
02:08He'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:13Aren't you two friends?
02:15We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:20How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:22You want to come over to my place?
02:25Please, please.
02:26I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:32Okay.
02:33Really?
02:34Yes!
02:36Yes!
02:41Hello?
02:41Hello?
02:45Tracy?
02:47Upstairs!
03:08Cory, is that you?
03:12Oh, shit.
03:14You okay?
03:17Sorry.
03:17I'm not.
03:20Well, apart from getting you all sweaty.
03:24You know, if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet,
03:28you wouldn't run into people as often.
03:31Right.
03:32Sorry.
03:33It's okay.
03:35We need to apologize.
03:38I just want to see your face.
03:41Not so bad, right?
03:47What the fuck is going on?
03:50Calm down.
03:53There's one saying hi.
03:54Okay, great.
03:56I'll say bye.
04:02TJ?
04:08Hey, yo, Trace.
04:10Looking fine.
04:12Hey.
04:13So, uh, you ladies doing anything later tonight, or?
04:20Yeah, okay, bet.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Catch you later.
04:22Better look next time, bro.
04:24Man, fuck you.
04:26Dog, I got news.
04:28Huge news.
04:29We got him in a strike from above tournament.
04:32Holy shit, dude.
04:33Dude, that's huge.
04:35Right?
04:35Our first pro league.
04:37I mean, the sponsor's gonna be knocking down our doors,
04:40and it's in person, so.
04:41Finally get to meet Mars, man.
04:43I mean, you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this?
04:45Yeah, of course he will.
04:47We've been best friends with the guy for years.
04:49You more than me.
04:50And how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse?
04:53Dude, this time's different, all right?
04:54We'll just tell him about the tournament.
04:56He'll be psyched.
04:57Just give him a chance.
04:58I don't want to fuck up the friendship.
05:00Didn't fuck things up when you and I met each other.
05:02And Mars knows that.
05:06All right, whatever the fuck.
05:08We'll do it your way.
05:09But the guy's your best friend.
05:11You text him about it.
05:14All right.
05:15We'll text him.
05:20Just so you know, what you saw with TJ wasn't anything.
05:24No, I know.
05:25My brother is a dipshit.
05:28A smart girl like you is, like, so out of his league.
05:32That's not true.
05:34But thanks.
05:36And then thanks for inviting me over.
05:39And I'll do this a lot.
05:41What?
05:42Girl time?
05:44Friend time.
05:55Friend time.
06:00You okay?
06:01Yeah.
06:02Yeah.
06:03I'm...
06:03I'm...
06:04No.
06:05But...
06:06I...
06:08I...
06:08Okay.
06:10Um...
06:11So...
06:12There's this guy that I've been talking to forever.
06:18And...
06:18Well, we've never met in person.
06:20But he wants to.
06:22Tomorrow.
06:24Oh my god, what?
06:26Uh...
06:27Is he hot?
06:28I...
06:28I don't know what he looks like.
06:30We've met online, so I don't know who he is.
06:32I don't even know his real name.
06:35Okay.
06:36Well, you obviously have a crush on this mystery man.
06:40So you should say yes.
06:43Oh my god, girl, why not?
06:46Uh...
06:47Because he thinks I'm a boy.
06:54Uh...
06:56I have simply too many questions.
07:01But first things first.
07:05We need to get you ready for this meet cue.
07:11First option.
07:13Go on.
07:15I kind of like this one.
07:17No, absolutely not.
07:21No.
07:22Absolutely not.
07:23Mm-hmm.
07:24Yes!
07:25No.
07:25Trust me.
07:26See the vision.
07:28You look incredible.
07:32Very revealing.
07:40No.
07:42No.
07:57You look beautiful.
08:16Wow, Tracy, you took your new dog to the groomers.
08:19What did you guys order?
08:20The try-hard special?
08:25I don't think I can do this.
08:27To hell with Sadie.
08:28Of course you can.
08:30Now go get your mystery man.
08:46It's not true.
08:51TJ?
08:56Hey.
08:58Charlotte.
09:00What are you, what are you doing here? Is Tracy with you?
09:04Yeah, yeah, Tracy sent me to, to tell you that we're gonna be studying at your house after school.
09:11Okay.
09:12Yeah, so that's the message.
09:16I'm, I'm just gonna, gonna go.
09:21Hey, wait.
09:24You, uh, dropped your phone.
09:27By the way, you, you look.
09:29Sorry I'm late.
09:29Did he show?
09:31Did who show?
09:32Mars.
09:39Sorry guys, went home sick.
09:41Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
09:58Okay.
09:58Spill.
10:00How's your day with mystery man?
10:03Um, it didn't really happen.
10:08What?
10:10Stop eavesdropping, perv.
10:13I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:15I told you.
10:17He's never gonna show.
10:19Yeah, we should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:21Well, we're not a duo.
10:22Well, we're not a duo.
10:22Corey, we're a team.
10:25He would have showed up if you knew it was at stake.
10:31What are you doing?
10:32She's gonna tell him about the tournament.
10:35If he doesn't want to meet up then,
10:38we'll go from there.
10:41I'll see you next time.
10:43Bye.
10:48Bye.
10:54Bye.
11:13Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:25I know it's you.
11:28Mars.
11:34Yeah.
11:35I have an extra phone charger.
11:38It's inside.
11:46I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by you're a girl, and since
11:53when do pretty girls catfish people?
11:56You think I'm pretty?
11:57I have eyes.
11:58Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but wait, is this whole thing just some
12:05evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:07Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:10What?
12:11You know, I, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:15And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:20I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:22It's not that simple.
12:23You two have been my best friends for years.
12:29My only friends.
12:33Do you hate me?
12:36No.
12:39No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
12:43Really?
12:45Yeah.
12:47Bring it in, man.
12:54Am I interrupting something?
13:00Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:02No.
13:03And we were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:07Yeah, I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:12I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you talk about moons late, right?
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:23So what are you guys really talking about?
13:25Nothing.
13:29Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:34You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
13:38Well, you're in my house, right?
13:41Hanging out with my sister.
13:44I like the new look, by the way.
13:48To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
13:51You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
13:54Oh, I saw you.
13:58Hiding in the corner.
14:03Oh, I see you're not hiding anymore.
14:12Char!
14:12I should go.
14:13Are you coming back?
14:15I gotta be home for dinner.
14:30Mars, are you there?
14:33Hello?
14:38Mars?
14:40Voice changer enabled.
14:42Mars!
14:44Jupiter?
14:45Hello?
14:46Thank God you're awake.
14:48I went to a party.
14:50The cops shut it down.
14:51Now I'm all wired and shit.
14:53Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
14:55I'm sorry, I just...
14:57I couldn't do it.
15:00Don't you want to know who we are?
15:03I want to know who you are.
15:09Well, maybe we've already met.
15:15Dude, no way.
15:18I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:21I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:24Come on, take some guesses.
15:28Okay.
15:32Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
15:38Athletic.
15:40Confident.
15:41Getting hotter.
15:43Hot for sure.
15:44And then I realized that...
15:48There was someone I wanted to be there.
15:52And she wasn't.
15:55You were missing...
15:58A girl?
16:00Yeah.
16:02She's different from...
16:04The ones I usually go for.
16:07She's quiet.
16:09Shy.
16:12I just...
16:13It makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
16:16And I just...
16:18Want to get her to let me in.
16:22What you should do is get some sleep.
16:27Yeah, you're probably right.
16:28Good night, Jupiter.
16:30Hey, wait.
16:30Before you go...
16:33You know Tracy and...
16:36TJ?
16:37In our grade?
16:40They're having a party tomorrow night, and Neptune and I are going.
16:45You should come.
16:46We can run that meetup again.
16:52And I'll see what I can do.
17:18I'll see what I can do.
17:20Figuring out how to tell him.
17:21Okay, do I have to say this again?
17:22Charlotte, you are stunning.
17:24If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
17:35Okay.
17:37Almost.
17:38Any guy?
17:39One that is actually worth your time.
17:43Don't forget.
17:44Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my manwhore brother.
18:08Hey, Charlotte.
18:10You, uh, looking for my sister?
18:16She's not here.
18:18Practice is running long.
18:21Oh, um, I can wait.
18:25I guess.
18:32What are we playing?
18:35Strike from above.
18:38You game?
18:40I dabble.
18:43You want to come dabble upstairs?
18:52Play around with me.
18:57Come on.
19:12you okay yeah it's just i usually play on my computer yeah same here but uh this setup's
19:21better for co-op so so what do you say we uh run some duos and see what we're like
19:27as a team
19:31or we could do player versus player
19:37pvp i like your style but we should raise the stakes raise the stakes yeah the winner
19:47gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing nothing off limits
19:59you overthink a lot don't you you always been like that
20:05i thought you could only ask a question if you win
20:11all right fine
20:15could you play her
20:18i think i'm gonna go with her
20:26don't stop
20:34you should have parried there
20:36uh-huh thank you
20:52no stop yes wait what holy shit you beat me
21:02no uh hey maybe it's easier on the tv
21:06no way no i've only seen one other player pull that move
21:12i learned it on reddit
21:16okay
21:18i guess you beat me fair and square so what's your question
21:28do you have a celebrity crush come on those softballs
21:33you gotta have a better one than that
21:38what
21:40we've gone to school together for years tj
21:43just because you don't know anything about me doesn't mean i'm clueless about you
21:50ouch
21:52i guess i deserve it though
21:56wish i had talked to you sooner
22:03so
22:03tell me
22:06what do you really want to know
22:11go on
22:13ask me
22:17do you have a crush on someone at our school
22:18yes
22:24ask me another
22:27who is she
22:31well that should be obvious
22:35i'm not very good at hiding
22:45those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
22:52ew tj
22:54why are your sex lights on
22:55they're not my sex
22:56um that's not what i was
22:57oh my god tracy
22:59uh sharp why don't you head to my room
23:01and start making a playlist for tonight
23:02i will be
23:03right there
23:04yeah yeah okay
23:08are you all right
23:09oh yeah it's just a bruised ass
23:10so i'll be fine
23:18you can literally go for any other girl why are you only thirsty over my friends
23:23historically because it pisses you off
23:27but this is different
23:28okay so that's it then
23:31you're admitting to liking charlotte
23:36what would you say if i was
23:40all i'm gonna say is i don't think she's interested
23:44is there someone else
23:47oh come on trace you don't have to tell me who
23:50just tell me if i'm wasting my time
23:53she's texting another guy
23:57fine
23:58then you have nothing to worry about
24:00right
24:01so remember that
24:02when she sleeps over tonight
24:04relax
24:06charlotte and i are just friends
24:09nothing more
24:29oh my god
24:30charlotte oh finally
24:32you look amazing
24:34happy official birthday
24:36thank you
24:38who you need a drink
24:43who are you texting
24:45mars
24:46he said he might show up
24:48oh
24:48did he now
24:50yup
25:07okay
25:09oh my god did you guys all just see that
25:11look at this little virgin
25:13she thinks tj's fuck me eyes are for her
25:15when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh
25:18what are you guys talking about
25:20oh uh
25:21we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
25:24maybe play some spin the bottle
25:26but you can just
25:28watch virgin
25:29she can play
25:30stop being a bitch at my parties haiti
25:32yeah
25:33i'll play charlotte please
25:42okay so i'm gonna spin to see who goes first
25:44and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
25:46obviously siblings can't kiss that's fucking gross
25:49but everyone else is fair game
25:52don't chicken out prude
25:59go first big guy
26:06oh wow
26:07nice
26:09you ready for this
26:10just kiss me weirdo
26:15oh god
26:17wow
26:22it's disgusting
26:23okay let's keep this moving
26:25tj it's your turn
26:33it's me
26:34no it's in the middle
26:37doesn't that mean that tj gets the pick
26:50wow it's her first kiss
26:57can i kiss you
27:15tj
27:16what the hell was that
27:23nothing it's just a game
27:25okay monopoly is a game
27:26that was like
27:28softcore porn
27:31charlotte
27:41i'm gonna be right back
28:01it's me
28:02can i come in
28:05yeah
28:12i don't know what to say
28:14just be honest with me
28:18do you have feelings for my brother
28:22i'm so sorry tracy
28:24i didn't mean for this to happen
28:31charlotte you're literally still texting mystery man
28:33it's not what you think
28:36okay take it from me
28:38there's nothing my brother hates more than a liar
28:43did something happen
28:47our dad cheated on our mom
28:51she kicked my help but
28:54she still hasn't recovered
28:59neither is tj
29:02so when it comes to lying
29:04and sneaking around
29:06he doesn't forgive
29:09so if you really are into my brother
29:13you need to drop mystery man
29:25got you now two-timing virgin skank
29:32hey
29:33i know what you're gonna say
29:34and i'm working on telling him
29:36i was actually gonna ask if tracy
29:38would tell anything about me
29:39but
29:40i mean yeah dude
29:41what the fuck
29:42like especially after that kiss
29:44it's not alright bro
29:46okay well how would you tell him
29:48i would just
29:48do it
29:50like do you want to wait until the tournament
29:51and just fuck up his game
29:52up the friendship too
29:53no of course not
29:53because that would fuck
29:56yeah well i'm also worried about tracy
29:59it's not just you and tj anymore
30:00he's my best friend's brother
30:03look
30:04i know there is a lot on your plate
30:06but
30:08if you don't tell tj
30:11i'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo
30:14what
30:15look i'm sorry dude
30:17but if you can't even be honest with your teammates
30:20you can't be on the team
30:26bye guys
30:27have a good night
31:11tj what are you doing here
31:12sorry i thought i heard a phone
31:14is yours in here
31:16my phone
31:16it's uh
31:18it's in tracy's room
31:28okay you can turn around
31:31why did you just barge in here
31:34earlier
31:34earlier
31:35was um
31:37was that really your first kiss
31:42hey come on you can tell me
31:44can i
31:46i thought it was just a game to you
31:47yeah well i lied
31:50my sister was right there
31:55it wasn't just a game
31:57charlotte
31:59not to me
32:02and i kiss
32:05it made me realize that
32:10all of you first
32:13be with me
32:20we shouldn't do this right now
32:22it's late okay we should go to bed
32:40let me guess
32:42tracy's drunk ass was passed out
32:45and she locked her bedroom door
32:48yeah she always does that during parties
32:51guess you're stuck with me
33:01tj we should really discuss
33:08sleeping arrangements
33:11that one's easy
33:13i have a bed
33:13we both fit in it
33:15come soft
33:19um
33:20don't you
33:22want to share a bed with me
33:35wait what are you doing
33:36i'm gonna go sleep on the couch
33:37you don't have to do that
33:38i can sleep on the couch
33:39charlotte
33:41i'm trying to be shit more
33:42i see
33:44but i want you
33:50i want you to say
33:59i'll stay with you
34:08i'll stay with you
34:14so how'd a girl like you get so into video games
34:18would you ask a boy that question
34:21come on
34:41there's nothing wrong with you
34:42there's nothing wrong with you charlotte
34:44there's nothing wrong with you
34:51i can't explain it's like we weren't starting from the beginning
35:05you're already close
35:07you're already close
35:08you're someone i know
35:09i can trust completely
35:11tj i really want to kiss you right now
35:39i'm sorry i know i'm probably not a good kisser
35:42like no no it's not that it's just it's never felt like that before
35:53like what
35:57like i'm gonna keep kissing you for the rest of my life
36:06can i just hold you
36:09yeah
36:11yeah
36:11but i'm not a good day
36:51We are going to have a little bit of a new one, but we are going to have a new
36:57one.
36:57We are going to have a new one.
36:57Let's go.
37:09We are going to have a new one.
37:11We are going to have a new one.
37:12Here.
37:14Our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament.
37:17TJ designed it.
37:19He wanted it to be a surprise for you.
37:22Actually, I'm...
37:23I'm gonna tell him right now.
37:25As soon as he gets here.
37:27Good.
37:29Proud of you, dawg.
37:31I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
37:35Are you gonna keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
37:41What's wrong with you?
37:42Seriously Sadie, that was way too far.
37:45Here's your fountain, Char.
37:47Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
37:50Jupiter? Is that like a nickname? That's kinky.
37:54Wait, Jupiter? Like TJ's video game character?
37:58What do you mean TJ's video game?
38:02Another tackle?
38:03Third time's the charm.
38:09Why is everyone by my locker?
38:11Oh my god, it's you.
38:13You're Jupiter.
38:15The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, aka TJ.
38:22Charlotte.
38:26You're Mars?
38:28Here I was thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
38:34You're a catfish.
38:36Charlotte, is that true?
38:39No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
38:40I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
38:43And then you just kept lying to me.
38:45I was trying to find the right time to tell you and I was going to.
38:47Right now. That's why I was at your locker.
38:49Cora can back me up.
38:53Are you fucking kidding me?
38:55You knew.
38:57Dog, I found out myself, okay?
38:59And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
39:04So you were both in on it?
39:09You two deserve each other.
39:11TJ.
39:39TJ's not here.
39:41I know.
39:42He's at practice.
39:44I came to see you.
39:48It's bad enough that I like your brother.
39:52And then lied to him.
39:55But I lied to you too.
39:59When you were nothing but nice to me.
40:03And so I just wanted to apologize.
40:09Even if you still hate me.
40:20Wait.
40:26I don't hate you.
40:29But I do appreciate the apology.
40:34All this time.
40:37My brother was your mystery man.
40:44And you.
40:46Or the person he's told me about all these years.
40:51His best friend.
40:55I know.
40:56It seems like the world is over.
41:00But you can fix this.
41:21voice changer disabled.
41:25TJ, are you there?
41:30Jupiter?
41:34I don't want to talk, Mart.
41:37Charlotte.
41:38You don't have to say anything back.
41:39Just please, let me explain.
41:46When we first met years ago.
41:49I didn't have any friends.
41:54The only thing that I was good at was video games.
41:57But when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
42:03And so I started using a voice changer.
42:08And it gave me a way to make friends.
42:10But as a boy.
42:14And it seemed harmless.
42:17And it was until it wasn't.
42:20It wasn't.
42:27I spent years.
42:30Liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
42:34And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
42:39And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
42:47But that doesn't matter anymore.
42:52All that I can hope for now.
42:58Is to get my best friend back.
43:12I'm going to the tournament with Cory tomorrow.
43:15And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
43:19Will you be there?
43:23Please.
43:36Please.
43:41Jupiter has left the chat.
44:03He's not coming out of his room.
44:05Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
44:07Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
44:10I'm so sorry, Cory.
44:12It's okay.
44:14Going pro is probably overrated anyway.
44:17Oh, come here, you big doofus.
44:22What was that for?
44:24You were too sad.
44:26I don't like it.
44:28Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
44:33You're allowed to date my friends, but I can't be interested in yours?
44:40It's about time.
44:44We're good, mate.
44:45I'm happy for you.
44:48Let's go in the car.
44:58I wish I could just hit reset.
45:00Start over like a video game.
45:03Life's not a game, Charlotte.
45:09Last night.
45:09Last night you were about to say something.
45:12Before you started talking about the tournament.
45:15What was it?
45:16It doesn't matter.
45:17I think it does.
45:21Why?
45:27Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
45:32But losing my best friend?
45:36That almost killed me.
45:42Then I realized I was being an idiot.
45:44I didn't have to pick.
45:53I want you in my life.
45:57Both of you.
45:58Both of you.
45:58All of you.
46:04I love you, Charlotte.
46:09I love you, too.
46:11I love you, too.
46:26You ready to win this tournament?
46:29You're playing?
46:31Hell yeah, I'm playing.
46:38Yeah.
46:40Yeah.
46:41Yeah, let's go win this.
46:43Pretty sure I already did.
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