The Most UNSERIOUS Auditions EVER on America's Got Talent!

Got Talent Global

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00:07how are you I'm I'm very well I'm fine I mean how can I not be fine I'm in the

00:15America's Got Talent oh my god what is your name my name is Josh Alfred where

00:24are you from I'm from Nigeria how old are you I'm 32 years old and what is your

00:33talent Josh okay I do something very different something you've never seen

00:39I'm a speed reader oh a speed reader yeah that is something very different yeah

00:47in a twinkle of an eye I can read so many pages do you think you can win a

00:53million dollars when I was living Nigeria I told them that I was not gonna leave

00:58the United States if I don't win what would you do with a million dollars I will

01:05buy books a million dollars worth of books yeah okay Josh good luck tonight we're so

01:13happy that you made it all the way from Nigeria

01:19so I'm gonna be reading three books within a minute I'll finish it up shall

01:24I will begin yes

01:57Now what you want me to explain you can ask me questions about the book

02:02No, you want to ask him any question. What's the ending of Romeo and Juliet?

02:11I guess they died or something. I don't know

02:15What do you think?

02:17Pointless, but I like those books

02:20I'm gonna have witnesses

02:22I don't want to know. How is this an act like okay? You read this and now what and is

02:27the rich I?

02:30Think we need to stop this thing. I'm gonna give you a no first. No, how is yes? No one

02:36read my lips? No

02:44No

02:46I think you're making a mistake. We are okay making a mistake. Thank you very much

02:51I won't take it. No, though. I won't take it

02:57That was the most ridiculous

03:02First of all, they can't prove you didn't read those books. They didn't read it. You see what I mean?

03:06They don't understand genius

03:07I think they made a mistake. I just keep coming to realize all right. Thank you so much

03:21Good evening

03:23We know him

03:24What is your name? My name is Josh. I'm from Nigeria

03:29All right, what do you do?

03:36I'm the fastest rapper in the world

03:39All right, well good luck. I hope this works out. Yeah

03:46Check you check you check you check you check you has this man

03:51I see it's we do with a minute when they just were felicitous with this with them and never pick

03:54it in with the bus of over there when there's some

03:56with the way to visit with the fellow

04:06Was that the whole thing I was I was getting to the best parts I was I was about to

04:12kill it

04:12Why didn't you keep going keep it going go J.I.S. go

04:17Hey, I'm a Hannah miss a never say get to the redeeming the window with the window with the what's

04:21up with the

04:24We finished I was getting I was about to hit get the best parts

04:30Simon what do you think what I really understand if you they don't think of us with you. Oh, it

04:35was because it was fast

04:38You were not saying anything

04:40Well, I believe that without understand fast wrap they would slow it down in their minds and they'll get it

04:46Maybe you need to work on your singing line come back to AGT another time, but it's gonna have to

04:53be enough for me

04:55That was now

04:57I'm afraid this is though. Sorry. I think that's a mistake. So you guys are making a mistake actually

05:03I've changed my mind this year. No kidding. It's it. No

05:08Why did he come back what do you do you just get back in line? I don't know what happened

05:17No way

05:19He's back

05:20He's back

05:24What is what is what is your name? My name is terrifying J

05:34Wait a minute and what do you

05:37What do you do? I do magic?

05:41All right, you know what just show us your magic young man

05:52Okay, so first of all we have to agree that all the cards here are different. Yes

05:59Yeah, they're different. We have ten of hearts. We have clubs. We have spades. We have diamonds

06:10Let them do it

06:12Howie

06:13What I want to connect some part of your life to this card. Okay, what's your birth month?

06:20November that should be 11, right?

06:24How would you feel if I pick your exact birth month? How do you pick an 11?

06:32Well, that would be amazing good. That would be really amazing

06:37All right, just say stop where you want me to stop, please

06:41I wanted you to stop before I press the X. Let's go. Let's do this. I

06:47Didn't say stop

06:49What is that?

06:51That's ten. Yes ten plus one is 11. That's it

07:01Okay, okay, okay, I want to go time to please come come Terry. I'm gonna control that was mine

07:08Tell me the rich on backstage. Did we rehearse this? No, we didn't. All right. I'm gonna control you now,

07:15okay?

07:16Terry

07:18Please raise your hand

07:20Raise this handle. Can you please wave?

07:24Hey, please smile

07:26Hey, please frown I

07:28control his mind

07:34Thank you, Terry. God bless you. Thank you

07:39All right

07:41Sophia, what did you think? You're funny, but it's like really not for ADG. So again, no

07:47You're very likeable, but you just didn't get it

07:51Seriously, I've now got it. I think you are hilarious

07:58I really really liked it

08:01You're really funny, so I'll make this really quick. You got four yeses

08:15Honestly, you're funny now, but it isn't no I am sorry

08:23You don't need to rap. You don't need to rap. That's the physical perfect is my extra little star

08:28And then mr. Wishes break is the best of the fall

08:30It's the weather

08:32It's the weather

08:35It's over

08:36It's over

08:38No

08:40It's a love for me

08:41No

08:42Do you have a second song?

08:48Yes

08:50Yes

08:51Yes

08:59Horrible

09:21Yes

09:21brothers and where you from we are going to do magic

09:31okay what would it mean to you to win what would you do with a million dollars

09:38yes okay what's your ultimate dream is this is really important this question

09:42thank you for your questions now it's showtime you will love it Simon

10:17you

11:46It's not?

11:50It didn't work.

11:55I'm so confused.

11:57I'm so confused.

12:35I've got to be honest with you.

12:36I haven't got a clue what just happened there.

12:40Magic.

12:42I got lost.

12:44Why are you doing it?

12:46He put it in one ear and it went through his whole head and it came out the other side.

12:51Well, I missed that.

12:52I mean, I've seen a lot of magic and this is by far the best magic I have ever seen.

13:04Sofía.

13:05I've been watching the show for a long time and I've never seen something like that.

13:10I don't know if that is a talent or magic, I don't know.

13:14Yes.

13:17Do you like them?

13:18I kind of enjoyed it in a very weird way.

13:21I mean this could be kind of fun like in between meals in a cruise ship.

13:27No?

13:30Well, I thought you were enjoyable.

13:32I thought you're funny.

13:34And I love how you made so little out of so much.

13:39Or so little out of so little.

13:42So let's vote, Simon.

13:44For me it wasn't good enough so I have to say no.

13:51I love it.

13:52I'm giving you a yes.

13:55Heidi?

13:56What you did was so weird that I kind of want to see what you do next.

14:00So I'm going to give you a yes.

14:03You have two yeses.

14:05You need three to move on.

14:07Sofia, it's up to you.

14:10Sofia, come on!

14:12Their future is in your hands.

14:17Yes!

14:18Yes!

14:19Yes!

14:21Yes!

14:22Yes!

14:23Yes!

14:24Yes!

14:25They win!

14:27I'm gonna say yes!

14:31Yes!

14:36Three yeses!

14:38We're moving on!

14:43I thought you guys wanted it!

14:47Yes!

14:50Yes!

14:51Yes!

14:52Yes!

14:53We're moving on!

14:53I thought you guys wanted it!

14:56Nice to meet you!

14:57Hello!

14:58Hello!

15:00Hello!

15:00What's your name?

15:02I'm Liu.

15:03And Yuya.

15:04We are Shuma-ha.

15:06Where are you from?

15:07From Japan.

15:09From Japan.

15:10Japan, yeah.

15:10You live in Japan.

15:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:13Of course.

15:13Is this your first time in America?

15:15Yes, first time.

15:16Yeah, first time.

15:17Yeah, first time.

15:18Welcome.

15:20You are always.

15:21Very beautiful country.

15:23Yeah.

15:24Very beautiful humans.

15:26We're beautiful humans.

15:27Yeah.

15:28Very beautiful judgment.

15:31Yeah.

15:33I think you're all beautiful as well.

15:36Oh!

15:38Oh, I know.

15:39We know.

15:40Oh, you know.

15:40We know.

15:41We know.

15:42We know.

15:43Whatever we're going to see tonight, do you do this in Japan?

15:46Is this your job?

15:47Yeah.

15:48About 10 years.

15:50So you have been doing this for 10 years?

15:53Yes.

15:54Yeah.

15:55But this is the first time abroad.

15:58Got it.

15:58This is the first time it's going to be seen outside of Japan?

16:01Yes.

16:01That's what they just said.

16:06How did you meet?

16:08We made a Japanese school.

16:10What do you study?

16:11What are you an expert in?

16:12Enzinnia.

16:13Car Enzinnia.

16:15Engineer.

16:17Wow.

16:22I don't know what that was.

16:24I do.

16:25Are you also a car engineer?

16:28No.

16:29No.

16:29I'm just a student.

16:31A student of what?

16:34Yeah.

16:35No.

16:37I'm adult.

16:39I mean, what is happening?

16:42That was funny.

16:43I cannot wait.

16:45Go.

16:46Wow.

16:47Wow.

16:49Wow.

16:49I said it all.

16:54I said go.

16:56Oh.

16:56Go.

16:57No.

16:57Sorry.

16:58Sorry.

16:58I guess we did.

17:00Is this like a sketch?

17:01I know.

17:02They're so cute.

17:06What is happening?

17:08I wonder what they're going to do.

17:10I hope it's musicians.

17:31I can do something.

17:33I can do something.

17:37I know!

17:44Oh!

17:45I can do something.

18:07Oh my god, what's it gonna be next?

18:17It's Zegra.

19:10Oh my god, I love this.

19:18Oh my god, I love this.

19:43I remember the first time I discovered my powers.

19:47I was nine years old.

19:50My mother told me never to tell it to anyone.

19:54And I was trying all my childhood to hide it.

19:58I felt like very lonely because of this.

20:02Man, it's a sad story.

20:05Yeah.

20:07But when I grew up, I thought maybe it's a gift.

20:10Maybe I should show it to the world what I can do.

20:15Now I'm practicing.

20:17I'm trying to make my powers bigger.

20:21So you're gonna move something?

20:24Yeah.

20:25Yeah.

20:25But real things I'm gonna move in the air.

20:28Well, it's kind of scary.

20:29Yeah.

20:30Yeah.

20:31I'm gonna show America.

20:33I think they're gonna see something that they never saw before.

20:37No gimmicks.

20:39No tricks.

20:42Everything is real.

20:52Welcome to America's Got Talent.

20:56What's your name and where you're from?

20:58I'm Leo's.

20:59Leo's.

21:00I'm from Israel.

21:03And what are you gonna be doing for us today?

21:06I'm a mentalist.

21:08I do telekinesis.

21:10What's it called?

21:13Telekinesis.

21:14Telekinesis.

21:16Telekinesis.

21:17Telekinesis.

21:18Am I saying this correctly?

21:20Well, you're saying it with an Israeli accent.

21:22Well, how do you...

21:24Telekinesis.

21:26Telekinesis.

21:26I'm moving objects with my mind.

21:29Okay.

21:30So, do you think this is worth a million-dollar act?

21:34You are the judges.

21:37Good answer.

21:39Go for it.

21:40I don't have any more questions.

21:41I'm so intrigued.

21:44Telekinesis.

21:45Look at him.

21:46He's very serious.

21:56What's he gonna move?

21:57He's got an ice cream cone.

22:07I'm so intrigued.

22:17Let's hope they get complimentary closing.

22:17See you next time.

22:17I'm so intrigued.

22:17See you next time.

22:41Come on!

22:59No! Come on! Wait! Wait!

23:32Come on!

24:19I think you are brilliant. I think you're funny. I just love everything about you.

24:27I want to say yes, yes, yes! Hilarious!

24:36I'm 100% behind Mel B on this. You are brilliant. You're a star. You're funny. I'm gonna give you

24:43your second yes.

24:47I didn't love the ex. Honestly, what? You didn't like that? It's just not my humor!

24:55They don't get it. She's not getting it. I'm gonna be the party pooper.

25:01Oh! It's gotta be a no.

25:07Two yeses, one no. It's up to Simon. Come on, Simon.

25:12Um, when it first got to, I thought, this is really stupid. And then I thought, no, it's very stupid.

25:21And then I thought, no, this was actually really funny.

25:25This is not, this is not comedy.

25:28This is not comedy.

25:48Guys, uh, I'd like to remove my ex, please.

25:53Yes!

25:57You've got your third yes. You're on your way.

26:05Thank you very much. Thank you. I love you all. Thank you.

26:11I cannot wait to see him again. They thought you were so funny.

26:16Yeah, but they don't know why. It really made me laugh.

26:19He did make me laugh, actually. Brilliant. That was funny.

26:23I understand you. I do. I get it. I don't think you're funny at all.

26:27Yeah. Not funny. No.

26:38I'm Seth Ward. I live in Los Angeles, California, and I'm a performer.

26:44I grew up in a small town in Texas to a very large family.

26:49My father is a mechanical engineer. My oldest brother is a neurosurgeon.

26:55Everyone had their thing growing up, but me, you could say I got bit by the performing bug,

27:02and so I took off right out of high school to come to L.A. and pursue that dream.

27:10I think I get a lot of inspiration from nature.

27:13If you really take a good look at nature, you can see how incredibly beautiful life is.

27:21I've got to perform on various stages all over the nation,

27:25but this one's definitely going to be up there as one of the bigger ones, that's for sure.

27:33I'm going to go out there, do my best, and whatever happens.

27:38I know without a doubt that America's gut talent is going to transform my life.

27:42Maybe I'm just a little more into the fight, but this would be so different.

27:44I hope that's not true.

27:44Come on, look at this, I'm not like that.

27:51I know you're not going to be a good pick.

27:52Oh, be careful, but I think nobody will get you, but I know you're going to be a good pick.

27:54Oh, you're not going to be a good pick.

27:54Oh, my God, yeah!

27:56Oh, my God!

27:58Oh, my God!

27:59Oh, my God!

28:01Oh, my God!

28:03Oh!

28:06Oh!

28:11What?

28:12Bloody hell is that

28:24Hello

28:42Oh

28:46Hello

28:49You're so beautiful

28:51You gotta go on the X please

28:52I'll go on the stage

28:54On the stage?

28:55Okay

28:56I will go on the stage

28:58Here I go

29:00Oh

29:01Oh boy

29:04Okay, what's your name please?

29:06My name is Seth

29:08The Caterpillar

29:09No you're not

29:10And where are you from?

29:12I'm from the forest

29:14Where I live among all the beautiful creatures

29:19Okay, why are you here?

29:21Cause today's my big day

29:26Okay, Sethwood

29:28Sethwood

29:29Yes

29:30Whatever you're gonna do

29:31Get on with it and make it quick

29:34Okay

29:35I'll see you guys in two weeks

29:39What?

29:41Oh no

29:46Oh

29:51Oh

29:52Oh

30:03Oh

30:04Oh

30:04I'm in my chrysalis now

30:09It's so warm in here

30:13Oh

30:17Oh

30:18Oh

30:19Oh

30:20Oh

30:22Why does being beautiful hurt so bad?

30:28Oh

30:33Ah!

30:36Ah!

30:38That's all for me.

30:39Ah!

30:41What on earth is going on?

30:46Oh!

30:47What's that thing?

30:48What is that?

30:50What is that?

30:51What is that?

30:53Ah!

30:54Ah!

30:57Ah!

30:59in your stockings

31:00You made me come out too early

31:04He's not wearing any underwear

31:06Oh my god, that is so inappropriate

31:09I'm scared from one to ten how beautiful Emma

31:17Seth Wood, this is the worst act we've had

31:20It's four nose, goodbye

31:22I just want to be beautiful like you

31:24Anyone help him, he's lost

31:26He can't find the exit

31:28I just want to be beautiful

31:30Oh

31:32Oh my god

31:35Oh my god

31:41Okay, thank you for having me

31:46He had a hole in his stockings

31:48Wow

31:56My name's Trevor, I'm 38 and I'm a cat trainer

32:00Is a cat, do you call the cat out?

32:02Yeah, yeah I'm gonna...

32:03So they say okay, let's see what your act is

32:04And I'll say great, I'm gonna get down small and say lucky come

32:07I've been training cats for about 15 years

32:10I learned it from my family

32:11We grew up on a farm and my dad was a cat trainer

32:15A latte dog, it's a dog act, won the show last year

32:18You know we're hoping a cat wins this year

32:20It is difficult to train a cat

32:22But that's what I've been doing for years

32:24So it almost comes second nature to me

32:26All right, go get him Trevor

32:29How you doing?

32:30Hello, hello

32:31Welcome to America's Got Talent

32:33Thank you so much, sir

32:34Thank you so much

32:35Great to have you here

32:35What's your name?

32:36My name is Trevor Stone

32:37Welcome and what is it you do?

32:40I'm a professional cat trainer

32:41I've been training cats for many, many years

32:44Now that's something

32:45All right, so let's see what you have

32:47Thank you very much

32:48Thank you

32:53Lucky

32:55Come here

32:56Come here

32:57Come here

33:11Here

33:13It's a big cat

33:14You ready to show America what you got

33:17All right

33:18Can we please cue the music?

33:20Hey

33:40Lucky

33:41Lucky

33:42Here

33:53That's not well trained

33:55Catch it

34:00Use the letterbox

34:03Thank you

34:04Don't touch it

34:06Just grab it

34:07Yeah

34:09No

34:10Oh

34:12What are you nuts?

34:17We've lost control

34:18Oh my god

34:23Well, who are you?

34:25Please?

34:25His name is Westby

34:26Okay, and what's your name?

34:28My name is Sherry

34:29Sherry

34:30Are you just an interpreter?

34:31Or are you in the act?

34:33I'm just the interpreter

34:34Oh

34:35Okay, where are you from guys?

34:37Oh

34:37We are from Japan

34:38And what have you flown in to do this show?

34:41He came here yesterday

34:43Wow

34:44Your act today tell me about what it is

34:47So he's going to show you the traditional Japanese tablecloth performance

34:52Oh cool

34:53This is something which is very well known in Japan

34:56This is very highly regarded performance in Japan

34:59Traditional

35:00Traditional

35:01Traditional

35:01Why did Westby decide to audition this year on America's Got Talent?

35:07Because this is the most famous TV show

35:11You're supposed to ask him and then he goes back to you and then you come back to me

35:24Go on

35:25He said what I said was right

35:27So you read his mind

35:29You read his mind

35:31Alright, well best of luck

35:49Yes, we're ready

35:51Yes, we're ready

35:53Usual

35:54That was traditional

36:06Usual

36:14Is there any need for that?

36:17Is there any need for that?

36:28This is not normal

36:32No

36:34I can't

36:35No

36:45No

36:49No

36:50Oh

36:52I can't

36:54It's a vacuum

36:55It's completely lake

36:56Yeah

36:56I can't

36:58I can't

37:01I can't

37:02I can't

37:29I

37:29Kind of want to see where this is gonna go

37:38Can you interpret this to me, please what the bloody hell was that?

37:47Apparently my co-judges are not familiar with the Japanese traditions

37:56Right let's end this Howie I think we know where this is gonna go yes or no. Oh, yes

38:05I

38:05Thank you Mel

38:08It's an absolute

38:09No from me

38:13Not my cup of tea

38:15It's a no from me as well

38:18No, we don't want to see it again, but thank you

38:20I

38:24See you later guys

38:28It's a long flight to be disappointed you guys should be ashamed of yourself

38:33That was a waste of time

38:44Japan!

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42:29Oh God.

42:31Oh God.

42:39Oh no.

42:44Oh I can't.

42:47Well they're just alike.

42:54Seriously.

42:57Oh

42:57Oh Simon's hand is on the buzzer.

43:07That can't be it. Is it? That's it?

43:09I love that.

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