00:00So, what do you do for a living, mate?
00:02Well, you're not on an aeroplane.
00:04Wow, you're a pilot. What a cool job.
00:05I'm not a pilot, no. You're not on an aeroplane. The people who hand the stuff out to the passengers.
00:08Oh, you're an air steward. What's that like?
00:10I'm not an air steward, no. You know when they hand out those little headphones?
00:12Oh, you make those little headphones?
00:14No, no, no. You know the little plastic bag that the headphone comes in?
00:16You make the plastic bag?
00:18No, no. You know on the bag it's printed the word headphones.
00:20Oh, you print the word headphones onto the plastic bags?
00:22No. You know the font?
00:23You invented the font?
00:23No, but the man who invented the font has a son.
00:25You are that son?
00:26No, that son owns a sports shop.
00:27You work in the sports shop?
00:28No, next door to the sports shop is a restaurant.
00:30Are you a waiter?
00:30No, I'm not. But on the menu there's a dessert called a Martin Moose.
00:33You're a chef?
00:34No, I went to school with Martin.
00:35And the guy who was the cleaner at that school was called Mr Howlett.
00:38Mr Howlett's got a horse. I am Mr Howlett's blacksmith.
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