00:00Should stereotypes have their awareness raised?
00:05Oh, good lord. I'm questioning you again. Why?
00:08Follow your bliss, sir. You've earned it.
00:12Keaton to Belfry. I need us all to make sure we are very, very careful here.
00:16Bail to Keaton. Why don't you set a good example? By keeping your mind on the mission...
00:20And your eyes on the prize.
00:23Prize is secure. Keaton out.
00:26West to Belfry. Entrance is secure.
00:28Keaton to Kilmer. Status.
00:30Kilmer to Belfry. I'm currently examining a spoon, only I'm not really examining it.
00:35I'm using it as cover while watching a somewhat suspicious waiter.
00:39Voice of Dedrick Bader to Belfry. I've checked the custodial wing for the third time. Can I come join the
00:44mission now?
00:44Negative, voice of Dedrick Bader. Continue to check the custodial wing and then check the perimeter of the inside of
00:50your office.
00:50Okay.
00:53And for the record, I feel very vulnerable without a gun.
00:57I feel like I need someone that plays in this thing.
01:02Hey there, Dean. I need a custodian.
01:06Dean. Dean.
01:09Dean. Dean. Dean.
01:23Clooney to Belfry. I've got a bogey with a gun.
01:26Excuse me?
01:27I wasn't talking to you. I was ordering dinner. Yes. Uh, hello. Can I get a bogey with a gun?
01:34No pickles and three orders of gun.
01:38Damn it. Clooney slopped the bogey. Now he's headed for the kitchen.
01:44Should we go? Negative. We don't know it's our man.
01:47Kilmer. Clooney do nothing unless you can do it quietly and calmly.
01:51Ah! Ah! What the hell?
01:54Nothing.
01:55Are you ready?
01:56Yes.
01:59Clooney to Kilmer.
02:00What?
02:01Should I come in now?
02:02No. No, you can't ever come in. Ever. You're sloppy.
02:06Excuse me. Can I have a word with you?
02:08About what?
02:12Well, there's been some reports about a paintball game on campus.
02:17Oh, yeah. You better believe the kitchen boys are playing. And this year, we've got a new winning strategy.
02:22Let the idiots come to you.
02:24Oh, really?
02:28Oh, Britta, you can't come in now.
02:30Oh, no.
02:54I'm sorry.
03:08I stand before you one of Greendale's biggest perpetrators of paint-related mayhem.
03:13And I am happy to say that those days are fully behind our school.
03:17Looking back on those dark days, it's clear that the only heroes were the janitors and the custodians left to
03:24clean up our messes.
03:31Oh, shit!
03:34Oh!
03:35Oh!
03:36Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:40Oh!
03:43So, it is with great shame and poetic irony that I present the Custodial Innovation Award to Vice Custodian LePerry.
03:56What the hell were you doing in there?
03:57Jeff, focus.
03:58You all right, Matt?
03:59Yes.
04:00It wasn't our guy.
04:01The assassin is not in the kitchen.
04:03He's still at large.
04:04And now, let's all enact what I hope will become a yearly tradition.
04:09The popping of the balloons!
04:12What?
04:13Oh!
04:14Oh!
04:15Oh!
04:19Hey, Carl, check your zones.
04:24Who's that?
04:25Where?
04:26Where?
04:27I don't see anything.
04:28Damn!
04:31Ow!
04:49Oh my god!
04:54Sorry.
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