00:05Can you explain to me exactly why you headed to outer space in the first place?
00:11I would love to answer that question.
00:14Like any other patriotic teenager, I wanted to serve my intergalactic corporation.
00:21And also, I fell victim to the propaganda videos.
00:26Like you know how when you watch the government propaganda videos,
00:30and you see robot lions flying in space,
00:33and then they transform into larger lions and robots?
00:36Well, I can tell you from experience that there are no robot lions in space.
00:41And even if there were, they wouldn't transform into larger lions.
00:46Can you explain to me exactly what happened on the day of the incident?
00:52All I remember is lying in this pod,
00:58in a pool of my own self-pity.
01:01And then I looked up to the sky and I saw this bright light and a bearded man's face
01:10reaching out from a glowing tunnel.
01:15And at first I thought, this is it.
01:17Like that's the end for me.
01:19And it turns out that he was a Unix programmer,
01:22and he was holding a glow stick, and he was on his way to a rave.
01:26And he wanted to get directions, which I was unable to provide.
01:29But because I was naked, he took me with him anyway.
01:34How's the medication coming along?
01:36Have you remembered to take them twice a day?
01:39The funny thing about that is that if you graph the amount of medication you take
01:44against how well you become,
01:46it becomes this linear thing that you can actually predict
01:50that by taking 16 pills a day, you become 16 times as well.
01:55And tangentially, if your mouth becomes full of pills,
01:59there is no end to the other places that you can put medication in the human body.
02:04How many times do you go to the bathroom in one day?
02:07Ah, well, the number of times that I go to the bathroom
02:11are not actually equal to the number of times that I go to the bathroom.
02:16One is greater than the other.
02:18Which one is greater?
02:22I like counting things.
02:24I enjoy numbers and sequences.
02:27And I also enjoy cheese.
02:29And I like to combine the two of them and count how much cheese I eat.
02:34Wow, you really like cheese.
02:35I enjoy cheese.
02:38I enjoy cheese.
02:40Oh, that is true.
02:40You get to eat your tacos.
02:42I want to eat tacos.
02:43I want taco soup.
02:44I'm making Thai curry today.
02:46Thai curry tacos?
02:47No, not Thai curry tacos.
02:48You should make Thai curry tacos.
02:49Those are waiting.
02:51I just don't understand.
02:52If you have two foods that you like,
02:54why would you not combine them into like a super food that you like twice as much?
02:57No, I'm going to make Thai curry tonight.
02:59And then after that's gone, I'm going to make Japanese curry.
03:02Right.
03:02Because, you know, there's a lot of the same ingredients.
03:05You know, I get a bag of carrots.
03:06You know, like curry.
03:07Yeah, I get a bag of carrots.
03:09I get a bag of onions.
03:10I got eggplant.
03:11You know.
03:11Eggplant.
03:13I got todoils is to paint.
03:16I got usable.
03:30Hey, morning.
03:34It's been some justice.
03:35Yeah.
03:37You know, it's 8bo.
03:48Grazie a tutti!
04:12It is John Williams.
04:13And like the respectable John Williams that did Star Wars, not the stupid John Williams that did Star Wars.
04:23Like everyone screws up, but I mean you have to like willfully have malicious intent to screw up to that
04:30level.
04:32I mean you can't, you can't do that by accident unless like you're a fat bull like George Lewis.
04:42It's called the Star Wars.
04:45Grazie a tutti
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