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00:00:09Ted's got the ball, time's running out, if he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to
00:00:14the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league, if he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the
00:00:24head of fire.
00:00:30Ted, go!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:45Fuck your leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay? It's gonna go, alright?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk out, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not doing that.
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15You could have gone pro.
00:01:17You need an all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna have right talk with me this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:24Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:30I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48They won't run my plays.
00:01:53All right, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06We'll come right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Bring it in!
00:02:13Come on!
00:02:13Bring it in!
00:02:14One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:27Come on!
00:02:34Four-two-fifteen.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's us!
00:02:41Nice!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:51This place is brilliant. I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today. I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe, I've got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:04:01West, you bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06West, are you okay? Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun? It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills? My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy
00:04:31cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:33I got a raise. I got a raise. I came here to tell you. We don't have to worry about
00:04:38the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise? You're an assistant coach. What could you possibly make? Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:56You're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:58You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this. I won the game for you today. If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't
00:05:08even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach. A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:18West Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts. Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement? You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it? It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe. Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash? Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards. Front runner for the Heisman. Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:18Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent? This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights. I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars. How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious. As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary is
00:06:44not a problem.
00:06:44Yes, yes. I'll take the position. Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done. Don't worry, Mr. Vincent. My team is going to treat you with the
00:06:57respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster. Just in case.
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player? Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about ten years ago, there was a college quarterback. He was phenomenal. All-American. His name
00:07:27is Ted.
00:07:28Of course. He broke his leg during the championship. If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right
00:07:33now.
00:07:35Ya va, Marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's that Ted? Si, Marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly. And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:54Hey, buddy. You know what NFL stands for? Not for long. Not how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row? Really? This is the worst team in the division. There's no reason for it
00:08:05to be this close. Boo!
00:08:07Oh, fuck your cousin! You fucking poor fuck!
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:13You lost to a third-rate team? You were winning so easy before.
00:08:17They must have studied our plays. Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay. Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off? Damn, acting like all them plays with his ideas?
00:08:55Fuck!
00:08:56Exactly. Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddances.
00:09:06Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:33This...
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You've scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:57Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Edmund.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up.
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me.
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:30You are done here.
00:10:32You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:53Oh!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:04Oh!
00:11:06Oh!
00:11:09Oh!
00:11:12Holy shit!
00:11:18that last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it come on nobody's that good who the hell is
00:11:23this
00:11:23guy guys i got a whole book of plays okay and look i know a bunch of you guys don't
00:11:28trust me
00:11:29but i promise you if you follow my plays we will win this game i mean we're already getting our
00:11:36asses kicked might as well try it no way we're coming back if we lose we'll show you not fit
00:11:42to be our coach touchdown that fast wait is this playbook actually working
00:12:04and that's the game knights take the win
00:12:08let's go we're like this we never even dreamed of following this place we actually crushed it
00:12:16who is this guy anywhere
00:12:35welcome to the team coach
00:12:43the knights have done the impossible rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final
00:12:53four under head coach ted vincent meanwhile the eagles once a top contender for the championship
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses losers go home you're as damned as straight
00:13:05you can't even win against the worst teams you can lead
00:13:16and you if your plays get worse every damn game how are we supposed to win a title like that
00:13:21why is it that the moment i stopped using ted's plays nothing works anymore
00:13:27boss we just got careless the last few games
00:13:29don't worry we're gonna crush them next game
00:13:32well right next game the semi-finals against the knights you lose that every fucking one you get fired
00:13:41so we already have another coach named college ted
00:13:45wait a second isn't that our former assistant coach
00:13:52how the hell did he get to be head coach of the knights
00:13:55the knights used to be the bottom of the league
00:13:57now they're in a winning streak made it all the way to the semi-finals
00:14:00looks like ted's the reason
00:14:02when he was around we never struggled this much to win
00:14:05for someone that fumbles as much as you james
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on ted's dick
00:14:10those wins had nothing to do with him
00:14:11he got a few tricks from me
00:14:13now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach
00:14:16please
00:14:17beating him will be easy
00:14:20if you can't even win against that loser
00:14:24every swinging dick here can pack their bags
00:14:32coach maybe we should bring ted back
00:14:34with him around we might actually win the championship
00:14:39is that what you all want
00:14:42you all want ted back
00:14:44yeah you want one fucking big or she with fucking ted
00:14:50okay since you want your boyfriend back
00:14:52guess i can't rescue him leaking my playbook
00:14:56fine
00:14:57i'll bring him back
00:15:03mr vincent you're about to face the eagles
00:15:06do you really think the knights can win
00:15:10no i uh believe in my team
00:15:13if you want to stick to my game plan
00:15:16the eagles do not stand a chance
00:15:19but from what i've heard
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach
00:15:23what makes you so confident
00:15:25confident in what
00:15:28his own delusions
00:15:30this guy's a clown
00:15:31who loves to talk big
00:15:37what are you doing here
00:15:38i'm here to give you a chance ted
00:15:40come back to the eagles
00:15:42all you have to do is
00:15:44apologize
00:15:44right here in front of everyone
00:15:47and maybe i'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach
00:15:51who the hell do you think you are
00:15:53you want our head coach to apologize to you
00:15:56west is the head coach of the eagles
00:16:00ted is just a fired loser
00:16:02giving him his job again would be charity
00:16:05he should be thanking us
00:16:08i'm not going back
00:16:10don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own
00:16:14guys like you born at the bottom don't get to be champions
00:16:17ever
00:16:18she's right
00:16:20trash like you
00:16:22belongs on a trash team
00:16:24what is this
00:16:35still chasing dreams in your thirties
00:16:40football is a rich man's game
00:16:41one of our players could buy your whole damn team
00:16:45you'll never beat us
00:16:53hey
00:16:55i'll say it one last time
00:16:56i'll never join the new race
00:16:59oh right you're doing this for the race
00:17:01right
00:17:01fine uh
00:17:04how about 500 more in a month
00:17:05that's what you want
00:17:06right
00:17:07you should take it ted
00:17:08with that 500 maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills
00:17:14five hundred
00:17:16is that all you thought
00:17:18pathetic
00:17:26mr vincent
00:17:28here's your bonus for leading the knights to victory
00:17:31three million dollars
00:17:42no way
00:17:46his bonus is three million
00:17:48my loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million
00:17:51that's gonna be fake
00:17:52you two are putting on a show for us
00:17:58so the eagles want to bring back a fired coach
00:18:02let me guess
00:18:04your team's performance
00:18:05your team's performance sucked
00:18:06you fumbled all the tactics and now you want ted to come and save your ass right
00:18:10bullshit
00:18:12you only got a few tricks from me
00:18:15only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius
00:18:19judging by your recent record
00:18:21looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you
00:18:26with ease bitch
00:18:30just wait to
00:18:31when i beat you
00:18:34even if you come crawling back
00:18:37i'll slam the door in your face
00:18:38hey
00:18:40the knights will never lose to you
00:18:51the knights who once sat dead last in the league have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:56semi-finals
00:18:57but today they face the powerhouse eagles
00:19:01will this be the end of their story
00:19:03let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come
00:19:06knights, knights, knights, knights, knights, knights, knights, knights, knights, knights
00:19:12boys, come on, take your knee, take your knee
00:19:13listen up
00:19:15i know that team over there is strong, alright
00:19:17no one expects us to win
00:19:19now i promise you
00:19:22this team will go down
00:19:24if we run my plays
00:19:25we will walk out of here with a win
00:19:28i can promise you that
00:19:29yes sir
00:19:30coach
00:19:31we trust you completely
00:19:33alright fellas
00:19:34let's go get this win
00:19:35alright boys bring it in
00:19:36man's in the middle
00:19:37park
00:19:38this one's on you
00:19:39alright win on three
00:19:40win on me
00:19:40one, two, three
00:19:41win
00:19:41let's go boys
00:19:43let's go
00:19:48ted i know you're gonna work miracles for me
00:19:51the beer is just not suitable
00:19:53for a game of this caliber
00:19:55it's for poor people
00:19:56people of class
00:19:59like her
00:19:59like us
00:20:01need whiskey or
00:20:03wine
00:20:04well that's not competing for you in this game
00:20:06i got a bowl of money riding on this son
00:20:08i need to win
00:20:10relax
00:20:11this is a sure win
00:20:13and make sure you get your money
00:20:15their team's combined worth is 30 million dollars
00:20:17this guy right here
00:20:1940 million
00:20:20how are they supposed to compete with that
00:20:23well
00:20:24as you know i don't give a fuck about football
00:20:27but i do care about winning
00:20:29i'm counting on you to get this across the line
00:20:33two victory
00:20:35what's up man way too soon coach
00:20:37get him
00:20:42come on
00:20:43push through
00:20:45block
00:20:46there we go
00:20:47good good
00:20:55right from the start
00:20:56the knights are off to a blazing start
00:20:59scott drives it home for the first touchdown
00:21:02what the fuck is happening
00:21:06the knights tactics are clearly working
00:21:09the eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half
00:21:12would they be pulling off a miracle today
00:21:14they're a bunch of third rate players with bargain bin salaries
00:21:17why the fuck are they good all of a sudden
00:21:19you fucking idiot
00:21:20i thought you said this would be no problem
00:21:22what the fuck am i paying you for
00:21:24it's gotta be a fluke
00:21:25it's gotta be ted
00:21:26he was my assistant
00:21:27he knows all my fucking plays
00:21:28but what are you gonna do about it
00:21:30i have i have a plan
00:21:32to turn this around
00:21:34trust me
00:21:35you better not be bullshitting me
00:21:36i swear to god
00:21:38that if i can't leave this team to victory i
00:21:42i'll resign
00:21:44this is your last chance son
00:21:46last chance
00:21:47am i clear
00:21:47don't fuck it up
00:21:50shit
00:21:51looks like i've got no choice
00:21:53kent
00:21:55what's up coach
00:21:56that broke ass team's only got one star
00:21:58player
00:22:00quarterback
00:22:01take them out
00:22:03they can't win this game
00:22:05bet
00:22:06go
00:22:19messi you finish our game now
00:22:22why
00:22:22it's broken
00:22:24oh come on
00:22:28the night's score
00:22:29stands
00:22:30but
00:22:30the injured player
00:22:31looks like he cannot continue
00:22:33let's hope for a speedy recovery
00:22:34what are we doing
00:22:35that's rough in the past
00:22:36that's a 15 yard penalty
00:22:37you idiot
00:22:38don't make me kick you out of the game coach
00:22:45this is my house boy
00:22:46can't run this field boy
00:22:50hey
00:22:50oh you motherfucker
00:22:56hey hey listen to me
00:22:58hey
00:22:59are you blind
00:23:03coach don't question me
00:23:05you want to keep coaching
00:23:06get back to your sideline now
00:23:07yeah
00:23:09yeah
00:23:10you son of a bitch
00:23:10how much you paying these refs
00:23:12oh who cares
00:23:14your only star player is out
00:23:16you have no chance of winning this game today
00:23:21i have cash to burn
00:23:24nobody can touch me
00:23:25dead
00:23:26back to your sideline now
00:23:29good job
00:23:30got your cash later by the way
00:23:34you're talented
00:23:36big fucking deal
00:23:38one word from me
00:23:39henry gets you fired
00:23:40for leaking my place
00:23:42the world belongs
00:23:43to people like us
00:23:45nice little sweater by the way
00:23:47let's go look
00:23:49call you back
00:23:49i think she's calling you
00:23:58let's go
00:24:00let's go
00:24:04the eagles have taken the lead swiftly
00:24:07and there's only ten minutes left on the clock
00:24:10looks as though the knights might not pull off the miracle today
00:24:14three of our key players are out
00:24:16if this keeps up we're finished
00:24:18look
00:24:18west obviously bribed the refs
00:24:20unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score
00:24:23we're done for
00:24:25come on coach
00:24:25somebody like that is top tier at least
00:24:27we're in the middle of a damn game
00:24:29how are we supposed to find someone like that
00:24:38all right Ted warm up
00:24:42only you can save the night's name
00:24:48wait boss
00:24:50what do you mean warm up
00:24:52Ted I did my research
00:24:54you used to be a star
00:24:56if it weren't for that accent you'd be in the hall of fame by now
00:24:59I need you to warm up
00:25:01Ted
00:25:02Ted Vincent
00:25:03the same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA
00:25:06no way
00:25:07you're my head coach
00:25:12grace
00:25:13grace
00:25:13i'm the head coach
00:25:14i can't just go out there and be a player
00:25:17actually you can
00:25:18i registered you as a player before we started
00:25:23you're officially on the roster
00:25:25you want to warm up
00:25:35my legs healed
00:25:36but i haven't played in so long
00:25:39can i really do this
00:25:42hey
00:25:43you want that super bowl ring or not
00:25:45huh
00:25:46you got this
00:25:50now
00:25:52take a championship that belongs to me
00:25:58maybe
00:26:00maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:12the past injuries are behind me
00:26:14they won't stop now
00:26:27alright
00:26:29let's crush them
00:26:30yeah
00:26:31yeah
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00:27:09Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I
00:27:17looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:19No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:21It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right.
00:27:34You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:36My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:39You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:41A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42A deal.
00:27:44I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:49And she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:51And what if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make it back.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:03Better get some ice ready.
00:28:05You're facing me later.
00:28:12Game's almost lost, and he's still talking to me.
00:28:14I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:21You ready?
00:28:31Let's do this.
00:29:00You threw that way too far.
00:29:01No one's catching that.
00:29:02He don't even know how to play.
00:29:04He's scared stiff.
00:29:06You scared him so bad, he just got how to play.
00:29:09Yeah, I got him.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him.
00:29:10I got him still.
00:29:18Yeah!
00:29:25Holy guacamole, the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field.
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies
00:29:34and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:37Has he lost his mind?
00:29:38Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:59What a wild play.
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:20Touchdown, Knights.
00:30:24He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:27I knew I kicked it right back.
00:30:30I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on.
00:30:34It was a fluke.
00:30:35He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Get the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly.
00:30:41I know him.
00:30:42He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:45There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:47Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again.
00:30:51I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Go!
00:30:58From now on, lock on to him.
00:31:01If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:07It's too late, Ted.
00:31:09Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:13Ted, watch out!
00:31:25Ted scores again!
00:31:26Oh my gosh!
00:31:28Ted just slipped right through the attack and like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:34He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:36God, he's worth at least $100 million on the open market.
00:31:40What?
00:31:41$100 million?
00:31:42At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:46You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:48I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:52I, I, I, I don't...
00:31:53He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:57Wes must go!
00:32:01This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:03I should never listen to you.
00:32:06There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:08If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:12Garcia!
00:32:24I'll show you like this, Ted.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now.
00:32:31My God!
00:32:32He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:34That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:36That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:39My son!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:42Timeout!
00:32:42Timeout!
00:32:48What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:50Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:57Hey!
00:32:58Ref!
00:32:59I want to file a complaint.
00:33:00These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:04Oh, come on!
00:33:05You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:09What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10What do you call that, slander?
00:33:12Look around, idiot!
00:33:14Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:18Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:20So what if I did?
00:33:22I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:24Go, go, go, go.
00:33:25Check for yourself.
00:33:26You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:33Please.
00:33:34Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:38You broke losers, never even had a chance.
00:33:42Smart girl.
00:33:43Let me kiss.
00:33:47You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to stop a family, but Emma
00:33:51does not care.
00:33:53I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:33:57I have money.
00:33:59She's trash.
00:34:01And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:03But this game?
00:34:05I will win.
00:34:09The game continues.
00:34:11Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:17Oh my goodness.
00:34:19Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:21He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:24After this game, you're out.
00:34:26Don't panic, sir.
00:34:29I won't win.
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:41I can't believe it!
00:34:43Ted's with the interception and he scores!
00:34:46Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:48Is he really 32?
00:34:50This is possible.
00:34:51Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:54Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:59You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:01You understand?
00:35:03Yes.
00:35:17Unbelievable.
00:35:19The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:21Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:31Ted!
00:35:32This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:35There's only one minute left.
00:35:37Ted's got the ball.
00:35:38He is leading the offense.
00:35:39Stop him!
00:35:40If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:44Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:47It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:50Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:52See?
00:35:53I told you.
00:35:53Ted can't win.
00:35:55We'll drag this in overtime, and then we'll crush him there.
00:35:58All right.
00:36:03We'll do it.
00:36:10We'll do it.
00:36:11Hail Mary!
00:36:12My god!
00:36:13Ted just pulled up a game-winning Hail Mary!
00:36:23Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game
00:36:26and heading straight to the championship
00:36:37Thank you, Ted
00:36:39We could not have done this without you
00:36:41There still all need to be done
00:36:43Yeah
00:36:49If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now
00:36:52Come on, I know Ted, he probably just got lucky
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth
00:36:58You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles
00:37:11What are you doing here?
00:37:13I'm here to see Ted
00:37:14Ted
00:37:17I want you back on the Eagles
00:37:23What are you waiting for?
00:37:24Apologize to Ted
00:37:25Now
00:37:29I'm sorry, Ted
00:37:31I shouldn't have fired you
00:37:34Sorry, now you're sorry?
00:37:36Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:39What do you say, Ted?
00:37:41Come back to the Eagles, I'll make you head coach
00:37:43Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses
00:37:46$2 million a year, minimum
00:37:47What? $2 million a year?
00:37:50My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire, seriously?
00:37:54Uh, boss
00:37:57What about me?
00:37:59Shut the fuck up
00:38:01You'll stay on as Ted's assistant
00:38:03Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it
00:38:07Ted
00:38:07I was just testing you before
00:38:11But now that you've proven yourself
00:38:12Let's get back together, okay?
00:38:17Back together
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:30Back when you betrayed me
00:38:33You never said anything about love
00:38:36When you humiliated me
00:38:39With another man
00:38:41You never said a thing about love
00:38:44And now
00:38:46You want to talk about love
00:38:49Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:53Let's go home and talk
00:38:54Just the two of us
00:38:56Ted's not going anywhere with you
00:38:59He has better options now
00:39:02Better options
00:39:05You're just the owner of some trash team
00:39:07Without Ted
00:39:08It would still be at the bottom of the league
00:39:11You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:15What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:22Ted, there's something you don't know about me
00:39:26I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family
00:39:31Uh, the Taylor family
00:39:33The richest family in the world
00:39:35The trillionaires
00:39:36Who have more money than some countries
00:39:42That's right
00:39:45So tell me
00:39:46Don't you think
00:39:47I'm the better option now?
00:39:50You just want Ted for his money
00:39:52What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:56You bitch
00:39:58You'll pay for this
00:40:05Ted
00:40:06Come back to the Eagles
00:40:07I'll give you whatever you want
00:40:08Name your prize
00:40:10Appreciate the offer, Henry
00:40:11But
00:40:12I'm happy with the Knights
00:40:15They're going to stick around here a while
00:40:18Sure, son
00:40:19Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:25I've already proven myself
00:40:27With this win
00:40:28With the Knights
00:40:30I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore
00:40:33Dammit, this is your fault
00:40:34You lost me a top-tier player
00:40:37You know what?
00:40:38You're done with the Eagles
00:40:38Pack your shit and get the fuck out
00:40:44Sir, sir
00:40:45Please don't fire me
00:40:48Ted, I owe you
00:40:50A real apology
00:40:51Just come back to the Eagles
00:40:53I lost our bet
00:40:54Fair and spare
00:40:55So you can hit me
00:40:56If you want
00:40:58We'll just call even
00:40:59After, just come back
00:41:00Come back to the Eagles
00:41:04Come on
00:41:05Hit me
00:41:07Fucking hit me, Ted
00:41:08I know you want to
00:41:09I know you want to
00:41:10I know how much you
00:41:11Fucking hit me, Ted
00:41:12You saw me
00:41:12Fucking your wife
00:41:13Remember that?
00:41:14Fucking hit me
00:41:37I will never
00:41:39Forgive you
00:41:41I will never
00:41:42Join the Eagles
00:41:44Figure out your own mess first
00:41:46Coach West
00:41:49We have received reports
00:41:50That you have bribe referees
00:41:51And used illegal performance enhancers
00:41:53Your coaching license
00:41:54Is hereby revoked
00:41:55You're banned from the NFL
00:41:56For life
00:41:57Please come with us
00:41:58What?
00:42:00This is Ted
00:42:01You gotta talk to him
00:42:02If I can't coach, I'll starve
00:42:05Illegals
00:42:05I don't even
00:42:06Please
00:42:06Please
00:42:07I'll do anything you want
00:42:08I'll do anything
00:42:09People like you
00:42:11Are a disgrace
00:42:13To the NFL
00:42:16Wait
00:42:17Timped
00:42:20You're gonna fucking pay for this
00:42:22You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted
00:42:24I'm Alan David Patrick West
00:42:26Goddammit
00:42:31Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay
00:42:35After the divorce
00:42:37Um
00:42:38I was thinking
00:42:39Maybe
00:42:40If you wanted
00:42:41You could
00:42:43Stay with me
00:42:45For a while
00:42:47It's up to you
00:42:49Alright
00:42:51I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:55Exactly
00:42:55It's way closer to the field
00:43:04When they find out how you're treating
00:43:05The best coach in the fucking league
00:43:06Sir, sir, sir, sir
00:43:07Please, please, please, please, please
00:43:09I'm begging you
00:43:09Please
00:43:09Let him go
00:43:12Fuck off me
00:43:15This is all your fault
00:43:17What?
00:43:17You have to still have one hell of a coach
00:43:19Sir
00:43:20Do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:23What are you getting at?
00:43:24Ted was my assistant
00:43:25He knows my whole playbook
00:43:27How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:28That bastard
00:43:30No wonder he turned down my office
00:43:35Seriously?
00:43:37You still own the Giants
00:43:39They're headed to the Super Bowl
00:43:40If you give me another shot
00:43:42I'll demolish him
00:43:46And if you lose
00:43:48Scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life
00:43:54I'll talk to the commissioner about West
00:43:56Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:59We're taking him out
00:44:00I'm unofficial of this league
00:44:01And I take it very responsibly
00:44:02I'm not just going to sit around here
00:44:04And let people thank you so much
00:44:05I hope you have a good day
00:44:08So this is like a signing bonus for the
00:44:11You're lucky you don't get fired
00:44:12That's fair
00:44:13I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant
00:44:16Don't worry sir
00:44:18He's going to regret everything he's ever done
00:44:20Yeah, he damn well better
00:44:35This is my house
00:44:36And I have spare bedroom
00:44:39So feel free to choose whichever you like
00:44:41It's actually just me
00:44:43There's the kitchen
00:44:55And here's the couch
00:44:56You should come sit
00:44:58Alright, thanks
00:45:04I'm going to go shower now
00:45:07Alright, thanks
00:45:09Okay, I'm going to go now
00:45:40Hey, you okay?
00:45:43I just told something
00:45:45Okay
00:45:48Okay, okay
00:45:49Oh my god
00:45:51Okay
00:45:54Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:57Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back
00:46:23Oh my god, that's so much better already actually
00:46:41I'll grab you a towel
00:46:45Don't move
00:47:16For a year now I've been waiting
00:47:16I've been so caught up with work the past couple years
00:47:18Um
00:47:20I'll definitely make it back tomorrow
00:47:22Great
00:47:23Great
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you son
00:47:26Okay, bye
00:47:32Everything okay?
00:47:34Yeah
00:47:38It's just uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow
00:47:44I haven't seen them in a long time
00:47:48Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you
00:47:54You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow
00:48:03If you don't have any plans, maybe you could come with me
00:48:08Or if I could introduce you to them
00:48:13You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:16I mean, we might make a good team
00:48:18What do you think?
00:48:20Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think
00:48:22Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:25I'ma be the star
00:48:26Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:29If it works out?
00:48:31I guess we'll be two stars
00:48:34I'll take that, two stars
00:48:37Then I better get some gifts
00:48:38Oh, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:43No, it is my first time meeting them
00:48:44And I have to make a good impression
00:48:47Actually, I'm gonna go right now
00:48:50And have Emily help me pick out some good gifts
00:48:56And maybe, after you win the championship
00:48:59I'll give you my special gift
00:49:09It's been a while, I just hope you're doing okay, Dad
00:49:21Mr. Vincent, it's Emily
00:49:23Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff
00:49:27She'll be late, but she'll be there
00:49:28No problem
00:49:50Well, well, well
00:49:51Look who finally decided to show up
00:49:54Our city boy
00:49:57What? All those years working out there
00:49:59And you still can't afford a car?
00:50:03Take a look
00:50:04Land Rover, 700 grand
00:50:07You probably couldn't afford one
00:50:09No, no, no, Alan
00:50:11What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:14I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:17It's just a bit early
00:50:19To be thinking about getting a car
00:50:21Unless, of course, it's a broken-down second-hand junk
00:50:25Actually
00:50:27I could afford one
00:50:28I just
00:50:30Haven't felt the need
00:50:34Listen to yourself
00:50:36You talk like you just go out there
00:50:38And buy a luxury car anytime you want
00:50:40Ted, piece of advice
00:50:41Maybe try checking your bank account
00:50:44Before you start bragging
00:50:46Guys, guys, enough
00:50:48Today's your grandpa's birthday
00:50:50It's not a circus
00:50:52Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly
00:50:54Yeah, sorry
00:50:56Let's go
00:51:02Family
00:51:03Gotta love them
00:51:09Ethan
00:51:10Sophia
00:51:12Alan
00:51:17My boy
00:51:19Where he came
00:51:23I'm sorry
00:51:25I should have come home a lot sooner
00:51:26It's okay
00:51:27You're here
00:51:28It's all that counts
00:51:29You're here
00:51:30What is with all this emotion?
00:51:33He has been gone for years
00:51:35And he has back with nothing to show for it
00:51:38I don't care if these birds are not so few
00:51:41He's healthy
00:51:42He's safe
00:51:44It's all that matters
00:51:45Oh
00:51:47Your health's nice and all
00:51:49But money's what really matters here
00:51:52You know, my son
00:51:53Alan is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:56At 400 grand a year
00:51:58400 grand?
00:52:01I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime
00:52:04You know, you should beg Alan
00:52:07To give Ted a job
00:52:08I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you
00:52:15Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:20Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights
00:52:25But if you beg nicely
00:52:27I might find him a janitor job
00:52:30Janitor job?
00:52:32That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:36You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that
00:52:40Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:44Just don't blow it
00:52:46Yeah, that's right
00:52:47With me in charge
00:52:48Even cleaning bathrooms pays better than
00:52:51Whatever he's doing
00:52:52I don't know
00:52:54Tell me
00:52:56Alan
00:52:56How much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:59Is it over
00:52:59Two million a year?
00:53:04You're saying
00:53:05That you have a salary
00:53:07Of two million?
00:53:10Two million?
00:53:11But please
00:53:12A loser like you
00:53:14Couldn't make that kind of money
00:53:15In like ten lifetimes
00:53:16No
00:53:17Oliver
00:53:19My son is trying to help your son get a decent job
00:53:21And he froze on a figure like that
00:53:23And clearly doesn't want the job
00:53:26He didn't mean it
00:53:29It was a joke
00:53:31Alan
00:53:32If you could get Ted a position with the Knights
00:53:35I would make sure I thank you properly
00:53:38Oh please
00:53:40What could a broke man like you give me
00:53:43That is worth my time?
00:53:45Dad
00:53:45Hey
00:53:46You do not need to beg them for anything
00:53:49Okay?
00:53:50I already work for the Knights
00:53:53What?
00:53:55Work for the Knights?
00:54:00You work for the Knights?
00:54:03You have got some nerve, Ted
00:54:06You're in your thirties
00:54:07So a nobody
00:54:08You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:14I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:17Took them all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:19You're trying to tell me that the Knights
00:54:22Making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to you
00:54:26That's right
00:54:32Oh please
00:54:33Everyone knows
00:54:34You're just a washed up cripple
00:54:36You're not even fit to clean the toilets
00:54:37And you're saying that you're responsible
00:54:40For taking the Knights all the way through the finals
00:54:43Oliver
00:54:44Your son's not only broke
00:54:46He's obviously delusional
00:54:48I know my son
00:54:50He's not a liar
00:54:53Oh really?
00:54:55He doesn't lie
00:54:55Okay
00:54:56Then
00:54:56Helen
00:54:57Genius
00:54:58What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:02I'm the head coach
00:55:07You
00:55:09You're the head coach
00:55:10That's not what you're saying
00:55:12Oh
00:55:12Come on
00:55:13Your lies are getting me more and more ridiculous
00:55:15You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:19Tell me he's making it up
00:55:21I'm just a security manager
00:55:23I don't have access to the field
00:55:24Let alone the execs or the head coach
00:55:28Hell
00:55:28How would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:31He's just trying to act a big shot
00:55:33I guess forget that he's broke
00:55:35This loser
00:55:36Would never be a head coach
00:55:39Yeah
00:55:40A loser like him
00:55:42Could never run a team like the Knights
00:55:44If I didn't work for the Knights
00:55:46I might have believed in you, Ted
00:55:47Nice try, by the way
00:55:50You're no head coach
00:55:51You're just a fraud
00:55:53In cheap clothes
00:55:55So
00:55:56All of you
00:55:57Think that I'm lying?
00:55:59A head coach
00:56:01Dressed like that
00:56:03Next time
00:56:04You want to
00:56:05Try
00:56:05Playing rich
00:56:07At least
00:56:08Get yourself
00:56:09A new suit
00:56:09First
00:56:13Hello and welcome
00:56:15Everyone
00:56:15Welcome to the place
00:56:17Please take a look at our menu
00:56:18Thank you
00:56:18A certain stampin of Corpolini is too
00:56:24Wait, wait, wait
00:56:25Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:34Wait, what?
00:56:36He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:37Of course
00:56:38If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year
00:56:40We never would have made the finals
00:56:43Coach Ted, I am a diehard Knights fan
00:56:46Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine
00:56:49Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:53Of course
00:56:58Oh my gosh, this is the best
00:57:00I can't believe this
00:57:01I just like the head coach of the Knights
00:57:04I'm going to be telling everybody about this
00:57:06Thank you so much
00:57:07Of course
00:57:11Dad
00:57:13This is what I came home to celebrate with you
00:57:15I
00:57:17I'm taking my team
00:57:18To the Super Bowl
00:57:21Son
00:57:21Is it really true?
00:57:24No way
00:57:26That guy's obviously an actor
00:57:27You pay to trick us
00:57:28There's no way you're the head coach
00:57:31Of the championship contending team
00:57:35Come on
00:57:36Just admitted
00:57:37You're a nobody
00:57:39A fraud
00:57:41You'll end up just like your broke old father
00:57:45Scraping by for life
00:57:52You can't sold me all you want
00:57:55Don't you dare
00:57:57Sold my father
00:58:02Enough
00:58:10So what if you made the stupid finals
00:58:13Today is your grandfather's birthday
00:58:15Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:22Relax
00:58:23You broke bastard
00:58:24You mean you showed up at this party empty handed
00:58:26And you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:29We did bring something so bad
00:58:37I made this thing myself
00:58:40It's for father
00:58:41You got the thing
00:58:43You're so broke you're gifting a stick
00:58:47Oh please
00:58:48Let's see what kind of trash you made
00:58:55You actually brought this junk as a gift
00:58:58Perfect
00:58:59I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground
00:59:01Let's put the trash
00:59:03Where it belongs
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:16Don't
00:59:20What are you doing?
00:59:24I spent three months making it
00:59:27Look at me
00:59:28This
00:59:29Is the type of thing that'll get you fucked up for the rest of your life
00:59:36What?
00:59:36You want to hit me now?
00:59:38You can't even bring a decent gift
00:59:39And you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:42Show them what a real gift looks like
00:59:44With pleasure
00:59:49This one
00:59:50Protect the leaf
00:59:5250 grand
00:59:53A little fancier than your wooden stick
00:59:59Wait for it
01:00:01This one right here
01:00:02The keys to Mercedes Gini TV
01:00:06Birthday gift from mom
01:00:08200 grand
01:00:09Easy
01:00:10200,000 dollars
01:00:12You two won't make that in a lifetime
01:00:14The best one
01:00:17Take a look
01:00:21Half a million dollars in cash
01:00:25Dad's gift for grandpa
01:00:28Oh my god
01:00:29All these gifts add up to 750,000 dollars
01:00:32Oliver
01:00:33People like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime
01:00:38They're not even a million dollars
01:00:40That's the cheap section of the gift shop
01:00:43Who said that?
01:00:59Sorry Ted
01:01:00Hoping not too late
01:01:04Who are you?
01:01:06She looks familiar
01:01:08I've seen her somewhere before
01:01:10Wait
01:01:11Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:14I'm Ted's girlfriend
01:01:15So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about
01:01:18He said you were beautiful
01:01:20He wasn't exaggerating
01:01:22That's very kind of you
01:01:26Beauty
01:01:26Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:28I don't understand what you see in him
01:01:30The guy's a cripple
01:01:32He can't even afford a decent gift
01:01:33You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:36Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:39Well, I didn't have much time to prepare
01:01:42But
01:01:43I pulled a little something from my own collection
01:01:45Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind
01:01:48Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:50You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:53So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought
01:01:59Nothing extravagant
01:02:00Just a painting
01:02:02Painting?
01:02:03Please
01:02:04How expensive would that be?
01:02:08Picasso's Weeping Woman
01:02:09Worth around $3 million
01:02:19What?
01:02:21There is no way
01:02:22That piece of junk is worth that much
01:02:25You're lying
01:02:27This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015
01:02:30After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money
01:02:34So tell me
01:02:36Do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:41Who says it's real?
01:02:42None of us here can tell
01:02:43For all we know
01:02:45It's a fake
01:02:47Here's the auction receipt
01:02:49That should be a non-proof
01:02:50You're right
01:02:52Like that receipt is a fake, too
01:02:53Look at that
01:02:55Come on
01:02:56What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:59Exactly
01:03:00I mean, only a blind one
01:03:03Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that
01:03:07Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party
01:03:10Just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:12To Grandpa's party
01:03:14Ethan, this is a misunderstanding
01:03:16Father has a good eye for our
01:03:18Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:21This trash?
01:03:23You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:26Trash like this belongs on the bridge
01:03:38What just happened?
01:03:41That is
01:03:45Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:47Oh, Grandpa is just a painting
01:03:50These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift
01:03:52But I could tell it was so fake
01:03:53I just tore it up
01:03:55A fake painting?
01:03:57They said the painting was a Picasso with $3 million
01:04:00But I mean, look at them
01:04:02They could not afford something like that
01:04:04It has to be a fake
01:04:09Picasso
01:04:11Oh my God
01:04:13See?
01:04:14Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash
01:04:16Messing up the floor
01:04:17You guys better get out of here
01:04:19You're not welcome
01:04:25Alan?
01:04:27Come here
01:04:27Yes, Grandpa
01:04:28Close it
01:04:30That's my boy
01:04:31That's my boy
01:04:32All that college education
01:04:33And you turned out to be such a big idiot
01:04:37What?
01:04:38Just shut your mouth
01:04:40Why?
01:04:40Why did you hit me?
01:04:42You just destroyed
01:04:45$3 million
01:04:46You idiot
01:04:47What?
01:04:48$3 million?
01:04:49You can't believe their story
01:04:51It's obviously a knockoff
01:04:52Collecting antiques longer than you've been alive
01:04:54And I know real
01:04:55From fake
01:04:56It was worth more than $3 million
01:04:59Until you ruined it
01:05:02What?
01:05:04It's real?
01:05:07Ted
01:05:09You bought this painting?
01:05:11Grandpa
01:05:11This
01:05:12Is my girlfriend
01:05:13She's the one that brought it
01:05:15No
01:05:16Grandpa
01:05:17I'm so sorry
01:05:17It was intended to be your birthday gift
01:05:20But
01:05:21Someone thought it was fake
01:05:22And tore it up
01:05:24No
01:05:24It cannot be real
01:05:26No
01:05:27I mean
01:05:28He may be the
01:05:29The nice head coach
01:05:30But
01:05:31He can't afford something like this
01:05:32It has to be a fake
01:05:34Obviously
01:05:36I got it
01:05:36Ted must have stolen team funds
01:05:39He's been lying this whole time
01:05:40And now he says that
01:05:42They grabbed it
01:05:42From her collection
01:05:44Come on
01:05:45I'm calling you cops
01:05:47Alan
01:05:48The truth is right in front of you
01:05:50You just refuse to see it
01:05:53Sweetheart
01:05:55You're way too gorgeous
01:05:56To waste your time with a crook like him
01:05:59Come with me instead
01:06:00I can show you the high life
01:06:04The high life?
01:06:05Of course
01:06:07I'm the night security manager
01:06:09I mean
01:06:09What are we talking about here?
01:06:11This guy
01:06:11Just a criminal
01:06:12You don't want to end up in prison with him
01:06:16You want to be on my side
01:06:18You know what I mean
01:06:19How dare you threaten her?
01:06:21Do you even know who she is?
01:06:23Sure I do
01:06:25She's Ted's girlfriend
01:06:26Ted
01:06:28Don't worry
01:06:29Once you're locked up
01:06:31I'm gonna take
01:06:33Very good care of her
01:06:35Well
01:06:37I'm not going to jail
01:06:38Alan
01:06:40Actually
01:06:41Grace
01:06:43Owns the nights
01:06:45What?
01:06:49You're lying
01:06:52I told you
01:06:53My son doesn't lie
01:06:55Oh my god
01:06:58No wonder she looked familiar
01:07:00You truly are the night's owner
01:07:05Oh my god
01:07:06What have I done?
01:07:09You have a lot of nerve
01:07:11First you destroy a three million dollar painting of wine
01:07:14And then you try hitting on it
01:07:16Tell me Alan
01:07:18How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:19You're paid for that
01:07:21Three million
01:07:22I
01:07:22Even if I sold myself
01:07:24I could never pay that off
01:07:26No no no
01:07:28It's all a misunderstanding
01:07:29I mean
01:07:30He was just being impulsive
01:07:31Please please have mercy on us
01:07:33Absolutely
01:07:34A misunderstanding
01:07:36Huh?
01:07:37Was it a
01:07:37Misunderstanding
01:07:39When you insulted us earlier?
01:07:41Ted
01:07:41Alan actually knows he's wrong
01:07:43Yes
01:07:44We're very very sorry
01:07:46Can you let this go please?
01:07:47Please
01:07:49Obviously
01:07:50You have loads of money
01:07:53I mean
01:07:53You're not going to miss a few million
01:07:55But I mean
01:07:56This would ruin my family
01:07:59You want me to forgive him?
01:08:01Please
01:08:03If I were the one who damages the property
01:08:05Would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:09Listen
01:08:11You can mock me all you like
01:08:14But don't ever
01:08:15Assault my father
01:08:20Oliver
01:08:20Please
01:08:21Please
01:08:22I'm so sorry
01:08:23I shouldn't have disrespected you
01:08:24He's right
01:08:25No please
01:08:25We're so sorry
01:08:27Ted
01:08:27We're so sorry
01:08:28Ted
01:08:29I'll do anything
01:08:30Please
01:08:30Forgive me
01:08:31Please
01:08:32You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:35You have less class
01:08:37Than a man begging
01:08:38On the streets
01:08:41You will pay for what you've done
01:08:44Here's the auction receipt from the painting
01:08:46Amount
01:08:47Three million
01:08:48You have three days to be in full
01:08:55Also Alan
01:08:56You're fire from the nights
01:08:58Permanently
01:08:59Pendejo
01:09:00Oh my God
01:09:01Oh Alan
01:09:02I'm so sorry
01:09:03If we had known he was so powerful
01:09:05We'd never would have crossed him
01:09:06It's about time you got a taste of your own nose
01:09:09Oh you can't
01:09:10Come on Grandpa
01:09:12Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday
01:09:16Good idea
01:09:17Tomorrow
01:09:18Tomorrow
01:09:27Alright Ted your opponents for the finals are the Giants
01:09:30Their opponent is Henry so you need to be careful
01:09:33He's really not the type to let things go
01:09:34Relax
01:09:36I got this
01:09:37I got this
01:09:42Your coach's license got revoked
01:09:43How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:46If it weren't for Ted I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place
01:09:49Luckily I need to pull some strings and pay the right people off
01:09:52I'm the Giants assistant coach now
01:09:56You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted
01:09:58And you're still lost
01:10:01Don't try to blame him for your failure
01:10:04This time's different
01:10:05The Giants are a real powerhouse
01:10:08Worth over 2 billion dollars
01:10:10I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget
01:10:15You'll never win
01:10:21I've got a plan for the Giants
01:10:24You
01:10:28Please
01:10:29If it were for you being my former assistant
01:10:31And knowing my plays
01:10:33You wouldn't do one much
01:10:34So what's cheating?
01:10:37Silly plays huh?
01:10:38In the end
01:10:39You're still a loser
01:10:43See the other one
01:10:45No
01:10:46You lost to Ted
01:10:47You have the right to try to question his skill
01:10:50When
01:10:51I win the championship
01:10:55I've got nothing else to say
01:10:57You'll never win
01:10:58How about a bet?
01:11:00Loser
01:11:02Is the winner
01:11:03Ten million dollars?
01:11:05Swears off football forever
01:11:07I'm still in for your apology
01:11:19Damn you Ted
01:11:21You're gonna make sure
01:11:22You're out of the NFL
01:11:23For good
01:11:23You'll never get back off
01:11:28The Giants
01:11:29Three time defending champions
01:11:31And the most dominant force in the league
01:11:33Face off the Knights today
01:11:35They've been unstoppable under Coach Craig Vincent
01:11:39And have 13 straight wins
01:11:41So
01:11:42Can we take home the trophy tonight?
01:11:46Here we go
01:11:47The Knights push forward for their first offensive move
01:11:49And
01:11:49It is not looking good
01:11:51There is a serious gap in their strength
01:11:53The Giants defense holds firm
01:11:55They truly are the best
01:11:57This is not good
01:11:59I knew their physical stats were higher
01:12:01But I didn't expect the difference to be this big
01:12:03What's wrong Ken?
01:12:05You can't just start it
01:12:07You can't choke yet
01:12:08Three drives
01:12:09Can't even get 20 yards
01:12:10Fucking pathetic
01:12:12Guess his luck ran out
01:12:14Now that he's facing real talent
01:12:15There's no way he's walking out of this one with a win
01:12:20Coach
01:12:20What do we do now?
01:12:22Trust me
01:12:24I got this
01:12:29Seriously Ted, a field goal?
01:12:31Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:33Not a big shot
01:12:34See a Hail Mary
01:12:36Please
01:12:37A guy with a busted leg
01:12:39Trying to win a championship?
01:12:41What a joke!
01:12:42He couldn't move the ball once
01:12:44There's no way he makes this kick
01:12:46On this field
01:12:47Nothing speaks louder than points
01:12:52The kick is up
01:12:53And it's
01:12:55George!
01:12:56The Knights score from 50 yards back
01:12:58Unbelievable
01:12:59This is why we do what we do
01:13:02Alright
01:13:02That's awesome
01:13:05What's up Wyatt's taking?
01:13:07Hey
01:13:07As long as I'm here
01:13:08This team don't lose
01:13:32What the hell do we do?
01:13:34That will rad
01:13:38bitch or you're fucking fire you said you could beat this guy if you lose this
01:13:43game you've been scrubbing fucking toilets
01:13:47I have no other options
01:13:50I can't win
01:13:51fucking useless every fucking one of you useless
01:14:00goodnight
01:14:13yeah
01:14:15yeah
01:14:20yeah
01:14:21yeah
01:14:22yeah
01:14:22yeah
01:14:48I
01:14:54Enjoy my friends you deserve it the NFL champions
01:15:09Hey, you know West you remember our bet
01:15:17If I recall it was a loser this game owes the other ten million dollars and
01:15:24Has to leave the NFL permanently ten million dollars. I
01:15:29Could work my whole life and not make that money
01:15:32Ted have mercy
01:15:33We used to be colleagues
01:15:35Remember we I
01:15:38Don't know
01:15:40And if I'm forced on the NFL
01:15:41You can't let him off like that more for him. We wouldn't have been sabotaged
01:15:47He costs us guys everything he has to pay. Yeah guys like him a poison
01:15:52Come on coach. You can't let him get away with this
01:16:06Ted I was wrong I
01:16:09Never should have done what I did and if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask
01:16:17I
01:16:18As per our bet
01:16:21You leave the NFL permanently
01:16:24But out of the kindness of my heart
01:16:27I'll drop the ten million dollars
01:16:30but
01:16:32You need to apologize
01:16:35Every single one of my players
01:16:40Yeah
01:16:41Yeah, no, no problem. Yeah
01:16:44Really sorry about it. Really. Really sorry. Hope your legs are okay
01:16:47Hey man, really sorry about it. Really sorry about it. Really sorry about it. You got a great arm by
01:16:51the way
01:16:54I don't know
01:16:54You
01:16:55Son of a bitch
01:16:57If it weren't for you, it would be forced out of the NFL
01:17:00You told me to take out your players
01:17:02You did
01:17:02We're gonna tell him that I'm gonna go for him
01:17:04Listen
01:17:08Damn it, you fucking piece of trash. If what if your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy
01:17:15Ted
01:17:17It was all West
01:17:20Look so what we have a beef between us
01:17:23Come join my team help me win the next championship
01:17:27Whatever you want you got it
01:17:30Don't you worried that
01:17:32Intentionally injuring other players is going to get you expelled by the league
01:17:38NFL rules are for poor people
01:17:40Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this
01:17:43Money can fix anything
01:17:46Ted you're wasting your time on this small team
01:17:50Come join me we'll build a super team
01:17:52We'll win every Super Bowl
01:17:58I'm gonna go ahead and
01:18:00Politely decline your offer
01:18:02But you know I think you need to start figuring out how you are
01:18:06I'm gonna explain all that to the commissioner
01:18:10Davis considering your egregious actions
01:18:12All teams under your ownership are suspended immediately
01:18:14You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity
01:18:18And find one hundred million dollars
01:18:21Come on man a hundred million dollars
01:18:26Ted work with me here you can fix this
01:18:28Tell him it was just a misunderstanding
01:18:31It was just a joke
01:18:34I don't know maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that hundred million dollars too
01:18:38But you know for a rich guy like you that shouldn't be a problem
01:18:42Right?
01:18:44Alright boys get him out of here
01:18:46I'm tired of this
01:18:47Hey guys chill
01:18:48Think about what you're doing
01:18:49I can give you everything
01:18:51I can give you everything
01:18:52I can give you everything
01:18:52I'm sorry Ted
01:18:54What are you doing?
01:19:00Grace
01:19:01I got the championship
01:19:07I've got the girl
01:19:09Now
01:19:10I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift
01:19:15Mmm
01:19:18Ruling on the field
01:19:20Stand
01:19:26And
01:19:27Spin
01:19:28The
01:19:28In
01:19:28To
01:19:29Go
01:19:29Go
01:19:31To
01:19:31To
01:19:32To
01:19:32To
01:19:32To
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