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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Thanks!
00:01:11What?
00:01:24What?
00:01:32What?
00:01:36I'm doing!
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend.
00:02:03Well, ex-girlfriend.
00:02:07Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend.
00:02:13Ex-boyfriend.
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink?
00:02:22And you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more with whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:55Oh, of course not.
00:02:56Oh, of course not.
00:03:11Oh, of course not.
00:03:11Oh, of course not.
00:03:11Oh, of course not.
00:03:11Oh, of course not.
00:03:12Oh, of course not.
00:03:13Oh, of course not.
00:03:15Oh, of course not.
00:03:19Oh, of course not.
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:13I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:16when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you
00:08:15and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But,
00:10:43just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin!
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:19When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:50Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:18:04My sister Doreen.
00:18:07And I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with a...
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21You're listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's get out and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:18I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance!
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:48I'm almost dimming stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54I don't think you are.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it!
00:20:57Come in!
00:20:57Pissage!
00:20:59Whoa!
00:21:01Whoa!
00:21:04Whoa!
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:38Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay, here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm,
00:21:59and they were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:17And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh, you know, I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting
00:22:39huge.
00:22:41So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech.
00:22:59Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:05I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21Okay, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:24I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Yeah, all right.
00:24:10A little harder. Let's go.
00:24:11All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15All right, next we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know, but this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:56Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:11Oh, yeah.
00:27:16Oh, yeah.
00:27:22It's your bedroom.
00:27:32You have the most...
00:27:35Beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:52You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you.
00:28:20So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:31it's time for the long time.
00:29:31It's time for the next date.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:34You guys are here.
00:29:36I'm sorry.
00:29:36You're going to see me.
00:29:41I'm sorry.
00:29:41please just tell me where she is okay don't lie to me i will end things right here i won't
00:29:47even
00:29:47be mad i just need you to be honest with me okay i don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51i'm not an idiot jake i've been cheated on before tell me where she is
00:29:55there's no one here who are you talking about i'll show you who i'm talking about
00:30:06it was just here what are you talking about i got an email with nudes of some woman in your
00:30:14apartment and they weren't selfies so i know that you took them i'm sorry but there is no woman
00:30:21naked or clothed in here you are the only person i want to make it in my apartment really i
00:30:31swear it
00:30:32i'm sorry i swear i'm not crazy i just i can't go through that again you won't have to
00:30:43i promise
00:30:52what are you doing i changed my mind i want you right now
00:31:09oh
00:31:10It's you, it's you, it's you
00:31:20Walk out that door, no, yeah
00:31:26You, you, you
00:31:34Jack, stop
00:31:41Sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry, I just, I really want to, it's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52And you know what, love's vibe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00Okay, yeah
00:32:03We can wait
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:18You can have me
00:32:21All of me
00:32:49Oh no
00:32:54So he's definitely not a- A date rapist? No, he, I found the condom the next morning, he's a
00:33:00perfect gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs
00:33:02You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:08But yeah, yeah I do
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:16There, there's something we need to tell you about Jake, something you may not want to hear
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:24What do you mean?
00:33:25What the-
00:33:26I wasn't originally talking about-
00:33:28I'm joking, yeah, you're being an ass right now, that's fine
00:33:30It makes you seem small
00:33:36Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:52And then he'll be mine again
00:33:54My friends didn't pawn yet
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:34:01They-
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app
00:34:07Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:29My friends-
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents
00:34:34Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him-
00:34:44Okay
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47But that's because I trust you
00:34:49And you have to promise
00:34:51Not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:59I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors
00:35:13And I'm just...
00:35:14Poor app developer
00:35:15Looking for backing
00:35:18I'm sorry
00:35:19But like, do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me
00:35:42Or she's gonna get it to me
00:35:57And like...
00:35:58Your parents pay your rent
00:36:00Or...
00:36:01You're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02But just not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:06If this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:11You got this
00:36:14Okay
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17That's so crazy
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:21Actually, it's...
00:36:22Perceived intuition is...
00:36:24Machine learning
00:36:25From...
00:36:26Thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35Well...
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere...
00:36:47I gotta be
00:36:48We should get outta here
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock
00:36:58Prepare...
00:36:58For heartbreak
00:37:02So...
00:37:02How does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06And makes...
00:37:07Little TV show noises
00:37:10Nervous...
00:37:10But excited
00:37:13That's a true
00:37:14So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure
00:37:24Ask about his job
00:37:28So...
00:37:29Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Um...
00:37:39Two apps for...
00:37:41Statistical analysis
00:37:43And one for social media scrubbing
00:37:46Social media scrubbing?
00:37:48Like our dating app?
00:37:50Yup, just like that
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:58Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah, yup
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand
00:38:11There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand
00:38:13I'm pulling for you
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay
00:38:28Okay...
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm... I'm not
00:38:47I'm not... I swear
00:38:47I swear
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes
00:39:06I'm... ready to find love
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17Jake, I promise, I am ready for the real thing
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23You said that you were ready for real love
00:39:28I'm sorry
00:39:54Please?
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:39:59I just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:40:01Yeah
00:40:12So...
00:40:14What's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no... nothing
00:40:18Um... that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:22Um...
00:40:22I...
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up
00:40:29So...
00:40:29After a day or so, I...
00:40:31Downloaded the app and...
00:40:34I matched with someone
00:40:37And...
00:40:38Jake...
00:40:39You were right
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake
00:40:44The app works
00:40:46And I'm proof
00:40:47I mean, we are talking about getting married
00:40:51Great
00:40:52Well, I'm... I'm happy for you
00:40:56Well...
00:40:57What about you?
00:40:58Have you, uh, matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh...
00:41:02Yeah
00:41:03Yeah?
00:41:05Okay, tell me about her
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well
00:41:15Yeah
00:41:16Well...
00:41:16You don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20Because...
00:41:20I mean, I know the app works
00:41:22You were right
00:41:24All along, Jake
00:41:25Mm-hmm
00:41:28I just don't know anymore
00:41:31Well...
00:41:33I really hope you two work things out
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:42We really did make something special together
00:41:55Okay...
00:41:56Just because...
00:41:57Me and my match are having issues
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her
00:42:03And I'm happy for you
00:42:04But I think you should go
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09You're... you're right
00:42:11Again...
00:42:11You know, we're...
00:42:13In love with other people
00:42:14And...
00:42:15I need to respect that
00:42:18I'm sorry
00:42:28I got you, Jake
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32Feels about this
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42All men are liars
00:42:45And the worst part is
00:42:46The two of you made me a liar
00:42:47I...
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:53Screw you, Kim
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Get you, alright
00:43:18Lily
00:43:19It's so good to see you
00:43:21Kay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I... I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32Yeah, I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35Liar...
00:43:36You're lying to me
00:43:37I... I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no, no, this can't be happening again
00:43:50Lily...
00:43:50Give me your phone
00:43:54Just what I thought
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email
00:44:03And that the video was
00:44:05Mysteriously deleted
00:44:07Because...
00:44:08I was...
00:44:09Kissing another woman in it
00:44:13Wait...
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:16That woman...
00:44:17Was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:19And she is a...
00:44:20Brilliant...
00:44:22Coder and hacker
00:44:23But also...
00:44:26Extremely...
00:44:27Unstable
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to...
00:44:35Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38But then she...
00:44:40She kissed me...
00:44:42Just for a moment
00:44:46But...
00:44:47In that moment...
00:44:48I realized...
00:44:50How much...
00:44:51That I love you...
00:44:53That you're the only person...
00:44:55I wanna be with...
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again...
00:45:08Take right...
00:45:09You kissed another woman...
00:45:11And then you hid it from me...
00:45:13Well if we stop...
00:45:16I'm sorry...
00:45:18Yeah...
00:45:19You are...
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know...
00:45:23All I know is that...
00:45:24I can't stand me in the same room...
00:45:25As you right now...
00:45:30Lily wait...
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god...
00:45:38Did you see the look...
00:45:39On that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now...
00:45:43It's time to put the final nail...
00:45:45In this girl's coffin...
00:45:52You and Jake Wright...
00:45:54Have been unmatched...
00:45:56What?
00:45:59No...
00:46:00I...
00:46:02True love awaits...
00:46:04With your new match...
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens...
00:46:08This can't be happening...
00:46:12Come on Jake...
00:46:13Please pick up...
00:46:16Jake...
00:46:17Lily...
00:46:18I just got a notification...
00:46:19We were unmatched on the app...
00:46:21Same one...
00:46:23Tragic as it is...
00:46:23I think it's for the best...
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues...
00:46:29And if I'm being honest...
00:46:30I wanna...
00:46:31Sexier woman...
00:46:32Who is super intelligent...
00:46:33And ready for real love...
00:46:35Jake wait...
00:46:39I can't believe him...
00:46:44True love awaits...
00:46:45With your new match...
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens...
00:46:47Alright Mitchell Stevens...
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen...
00:47:02You must be Lily...
00:47:04Might I say...
00:47:05Your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice...
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:11So...
00:47:13Mitchell...
00:47:13Was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious babe?
00:47:17I get paid...
00:47:18And I get laid...
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh don't worry...
00:47:21You will...
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model babe...
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No...
00:47:27It's not...
00:47:28And you already said that...
00:47:29Sorry...
00:47:30I'm just super distracted by that...
00:47:32Tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress...
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off...
00:47:36And on my floor where it belongs...
00:47:38Know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake...
00:47:42Hey wait...
00:47:43Tonight's the night...
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe...
00:47:47And if she'll have me...
00:47:49I will treasure her for the rest of my life...
00:47:52I'm coming for you Lily...
00:47:55Hey wait...
00:47:56Let go of my arm...
00:47:58Hey the app hooked us up babe...
00:48:00We're soul mates...
00:48:01Meant to be...
00:48:02I don't love you...
00:48:03I love Jake...
00:48:05I love Jake...
00:48:08I love Jake...
00:48:10And I need to go...
00:48:11Right now...
00:48:12Hey not so fast...
00:48:18Get off me you creep...
00:48:26Jake...
00:48:27No Jake wait...
00:48:31Jake...
00:48:32Jake...
00:48:33Wait...
00:48:35Please...
00:48:36It's not what it seems...
00:48:39Really...
00:48:40Really cause I just watched you...
00:48:41Kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day...
00:48:44Please let me explain...
00:48:46No there's nothing to explain...
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend...
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me...
00:48:53We were unmatched...
00:48:56I called you...
00:48:57And you broke it off...
00:48:59You humiliated me...
00:49:01Stop lying to me Lily...
00:49:03I want us to be honest...
00:49:05With each other...
00:49:05But you're lying...
00:49:06To my face...
00:49:08I'm not...
00:49:09Lying to you...
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meat head...
00:49:18I...
00:49:19I only went out with him to get back at you...
00:49:21And when I saw him...
00:49:24When he kissed me...
00:49:28I realized the only person I wanted to kiss...
00:49:30Was you...
00:49:32Please...
00:49:32You have to believe me...
00:49:38Saying that all...
00:49:39That happened...
00:49:41Today...
00:49:42That I called you...
00:49:43And we unmatched...
00:49:44And I broke up with you...
00:49:45I guess why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe...
00:49:49We gotta go Lily...
00:49:51Jake you're scaring me...
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Trust me...
00:49:54We need to go right now...
00:49:57Okay...
00:49:57Let's go...
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin...
00:50:04They moved overseas...
00:50:06So it's...
00:50:07Online now...
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything...
00:50:11I don't understand...
00:50:12Why is it...
00:50:13Safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service...
00:50:18No internet...
00:50:19It's just us here...
00:50:22Okay...
00:50:23Jake...
00:50:23I need you to explain...
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods...
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this...
00:50:31Do you remember...
00:50:33My ex-girlfriend I told you about...
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:39Yeah...
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you...
00:50:44The day...
00:50:45I...
00:50:47I...
00:50:47Broke up with her...
00:50:49Sue...
00:50:50I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her...
00:50:58What she said...
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's...
00:51:02Capable of doing...
00:51:05It's the only place...
00:51:07I feel like we're...
00:51:09Safe...
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you...
00:51:15She sounds...
00:51:17Unwell...
00:51:21Wow...
00:51:22You look...
00:51:23So beautiful...
00:51:26Lovely...
00:51:27You look...
00:51:28Very handsome...
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date...
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me...
00:51:44And I'll show you...
00:52:04It's been a crazy day...
00:52:06And I'm thankful you're here...
00:52:08Me too...
00:52:12Jake, I...
00:52:12I feel safe when I'm with you...
00:52:17You know, on the...
00:52:18Seventh date...
00:52:21Love Swipe...
00:52:22Gives couples the option to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:34To be with each other...
00:52:36To be with each other...
00:52:38Well, if Love Swipe says something...
00:52:42You're good...
00:52:44Put me on the altar...
00:52:46Cause you can't be tamed...
00:52:49The silence underneath your flame...
00:52:52Cut the cords around me as I speak your name...
00:52:57It's never gonna be the same...
00:53:00Even though I loved you...
00:53:02It was all in vain...
00:53:16This ends now!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back, even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once
00:53:27and for all!
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:05Nothing could keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:38You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:52Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down. I...
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:15Oh, hi.
00:55:22Oh, hi, no.
00:55:36I'm gonna fall to hang out and relax.
00:55:37My bet.
00:55:38Help me.
00:55:42Someone."
00:55:42Whoah!
00:55:44From now on.
00:55:45Hi.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Belize, it was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:47I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:30We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:34What?
00:59:36Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:49You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created,
01:00:22Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something
01:00:51that
01:00:52I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57Then I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake!
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:50I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you,
01:01:55Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:02I love you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is!
01:02:11Cheers, Jake!
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone
01:02:21deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use LoveSwipe
01:02:27and for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38So,
01:02:46will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my Mr. Right,
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:16And you make it make sense
01:03:19How I hope can you burn
01:03:22Who once felt like a screamer
01:03:26Who's still alive
01:03:27Believe in your plans
01:03:30You or I or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:37You or I
01:03:38You or I
01:03:38You or I
01:03:38You or I
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