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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:35You're gonna miss him!
00:01:35I'll miss him!
00:01:35I will miss him, and I will miss you!
00:01:39Thanks!
00:01:40Your love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of what, whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53The True Relatives
00:02:56Bye.
00:03:08Bye.
00:03:11Bye.
00:03:13Bye.
00:03:14Bye.
00:03:17Bye.
00:03:17Bye.
00:03:21Bye.
00:04:39Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:01I...
00:06:02Wait, I... I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same. Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep. Oh, I hate dating apps right now. Okay, well this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one. I mean, even the name, it just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no. I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine. Forever.
00:07:32All. Mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't wanna hear it. Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend.
00:08:03And you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you and I know you don't wanna hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love and...
00:08:26and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk?
00:08:46He lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never wanna see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But...
00:10:43Just in case...
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Camera's in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm gonna make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally gonna meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:15Whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily. This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're gonna look back at this-
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm gonna scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe. It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back!
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive
00:12:21you.
00:12:24No way!
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me!
00:12:48What?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22The restaurant here is a car.
00:13:33See you in the next day.
00:13:33Is that what?
00:13:35Are you here?
00:13:38How are you?
00:13:41I am finding the right place.
00:13:45I am.
00:13:51I am!
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:04Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, I need you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:29Yep.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:12I...
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27Like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:40But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:50Doreen.
00:17:51Doreen.
00:17:53Doreen.
00:18:05Doreen.
00:18:15Doreen.
00:18:16Doreen.
00:18:17Doreen.
00:18:20Doreen.
00:18:21Doreen.
00:18:21Doreen.
00:18:21Doreen.
00:18:26Doreen.
00:18:26Doreen.
00:18:28Doreen.
00:18:29Doreen.
00:18:30Doreen.
00:18:48Doreen.
00:18:52Doreen.
00:18:57Doreen.
00:19:16Doreen.
00:19:19Doreen.
00:19:33Doreen.
00:19:35Doreen.
00:19:36Doreen.
00:19:36Doreen.
00:19:45Doreen.
00:20:04Doreen.
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58It's not.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:38Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're going to think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:54I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:01And they were horrible to me.
00:22:05I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:17And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:30I was just fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:05I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:28Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake.
00:23:43Get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:06Stuff them in.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:11All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15All right, next we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:23Just, there's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud, come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:31Uh, no.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:38What?
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know, but this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:24:57Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't pretend to shoot.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me,
00:25:31but the next time,
00:25:33I ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just back there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There are a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:55All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it in time.
00:27:18It seems.
00:27:20Don't forget so much.
00:27:22It should be a dream.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:17What's wrong?
00:28:17I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:32I know.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:39I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really, I just think we should wait.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:50Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41I...
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46I will end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:09I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that
00:30:16you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy. I just... I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:07I want you to walk out that door, no, yeah.
00:31:26I want you.
00:31:45I want you to walk out that door.
00:31:50photos and you know what love swipe is working i think we should wait okay yeah
00:32:03we can wait i would never want to pressure you i promise
00:32:14as soon as love swipe gives us permission you can have me
00:32:21all of me
00:32:50oh no
00:32:54so he's definitely not a date rapist no i found the condom the next morning he's a perfect gentleman
00:33:00who slept on my couch and made me eggs you're sure you trust this guy not that you'd know anything
00:33:06about trust but yeah yeah i did what does he do for work he's in tech
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird there there's something we need to tell you about jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear what do you mean
00:33:25i wasn't originally talking about i'm so yeah you're being an ass right
00:33:30i think she's small
00:33:36are you sure you're all right i'm fine
00:33:42ask jake about his work
00:33:44finally i can see what's happening
00:33:47now that i've planted jake's work history i should push him to tell the truth
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again
00:33:54my friends didn't pawn yet
00:33:56i mean those two who are in disguise every single time we come here they
00:34:02yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back
00:34:06only because of that stupid app
00:34:07okay can we not blame the app
00:34:17jake wright you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23what do you do for work i'm in tech i told you
00:34:29my friends they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop please don't let him
00:34:45okay i'm i'm gonna tell you but just because i trust you and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else okay okay i promise i swear i won't tell anybody
00:34:58i'm uh
00:35:02i started a
00:35:08i started an app and i'm looking for investors and i'm just poor app developer looking for backing
00:35:18i'm sorry but like do you believe me
00:35:23of course i believe you just thank you for being honest with me
00:35:28me
00:35:37oh she wants honesty
00:35:40or she's gonna get it
00:35:55So, what kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent, or you're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich
00:36:03as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is, if this app takes off, I'm not going to need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy, it's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, its perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scrapping of social
00:36:28media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:57Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous, but excited.
00:37:13That's true.
00:37:15So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep.
00:37:51Just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:58Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:15And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:30Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:03I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23Not the more.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:29No, no, no.
00:39:33No, no, no.
00:39:36It's okay.
00:39:38You're lucky to knock me.
00:39:39No, no, no.
00:39:54Yes.
00:39:55You're lucky to play.
00:39:58about the app?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:13So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no, nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:23I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone and, Jake, you
00:40:39were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:45The app works and I'm proof.
00:40:47I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great.
00:40:52Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:58Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:04Yeah?
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:05Tell me about her.
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:16Well, you don't...
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right all along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:33Well, I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues, I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:11You know, we're in love with other people and I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28We gotcha, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:47I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Okay, all right.
00:43:18Lily, it's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:29Don't gaslight me.
00:43:29I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:53Just what I thought.
00:43:55You know, traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:44:06Because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:12Wait.
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:18And she is a brilliant coder and hacker.
00:44:23But also extremely unstable.
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she kissed me just for a moment.
00:44:46But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:44:53That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:09Take right.
00:45:09You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:14Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:32Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god.
00:45:38Did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:45:59No!
00:46:03True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake.
00:46:13Please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21Same one.
00:46:22Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who is
00:46:32super intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:34Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily, might I say.
00:47:05Your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:11So, uh, Mitchell was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry, you will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe.
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not.
00:47:28And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry.
00:47:30I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs.
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait!
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe.
00:48:00We're soulmates.
00:48:01Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:18Get off me, you creep!
00:48:26Jake...
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:31Jake...
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:35Please.
00:48:36It's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really?
00:48:40Because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain!
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend.
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me!
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you, and you broke it off.
00:48:59You humiliated me!
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face!
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:18I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him...
00:49:23When he kissed me...
00:49:28I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened...
00:49:41...today.
00:49:42That I called you.
00:49:43And we unmatched, and I broke up with you.
00:49:45I guess why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53Jack, you trust me.
00:49:54We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand.
00:50:12Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:30Do you remember...
00:50:33...my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:44The day...
00:50:46...I broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said...
00:51:00...what I'm afraid she's...
00:51:02...capable of doing.
00:51:05It's the only place...
00:51:07...I feel like we're...
00:51:09...safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:15She sounds...
00:51:17...unwell.
00:51:20Wow.
00:51:22You look...
00:51:23...so beautiful...
00:51:25...lovely.
00:51:27You look...
00:51:28...very handsome.
00:51:32You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:51:49Yeah.
00:51:54Ready?
00:52:04It's been a crazy day...
00:52:06...and I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:11Jake, I...
00:52:12...I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know, on the...
00:52:18...seventh date...
00:52:21...love swipe...
00:52:22...gives couples the option...
00:52:24...to...
00:52:29...to what?
00:52:34...be with each other.
00:52:38Well, if love swipes as soon...
00:52:44...
00:52:45...
00:52:49...
00:52:52...
00:52:52...
00:52:53...
00:52:53...
00:52:53...
00:53:00...
00:53:01...
00:53:05...
00:53:07...
00:53:11...
00:53:16This. Ends. Now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all!
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:06Nothing can keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:38You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:52Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down.
00:55:11I...
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:15Two, one.
00:55:27One and two, one.
00:55:33Three, two.
00:55:36Eight, two.
00:55:38One, four.
00:55:38One, four, five.
00:55:41Five, six.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Belize, it was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:00My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:36Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this...
00:57:45Let her go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake!
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made...
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:35Last month, we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04I can't see it.
01:01:05I can't see it.
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:27Jake, I still love you.
01:01:30Jake, I can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:50I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:17I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I use LoveSwipe.
01:02:27And for the first time in my life, I found true, undying love.
01:02:38So.
01:02:46Lily Newbuck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright, I will marry you.
01:03:22Oh, my God.
01:03:35No, no, no.
01:03:36No, no.
01:03:37No, no.
01:03:37No, no.
01:03:37No.
01:03:37I don't know.