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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:13Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:15We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:21Don't you fucking dare!
00:28Fuck you, DJ!
00:30Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:34Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Don't let Shane mean Mars.
00:37You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone.
00:40At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it.
00:43He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:45For sure.
00:46You know me.
00:48Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:57I'm on. You guys ready?
00:58Yeah, start it.
01:10Oh!
01:10Easy there.
01:11Oh, hi. TJ.
01:15Sorry, do I know you?
01:17No, well kind of.
01:19I mean, we've been in classes every year since middle school, but...
01:22TJ, are you serious right now?
01:25It's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:28No, that's not at all.
01:29Leave the poor girl alone.
01:31She's clearly not into it.
01:34Just because you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom.
01:37Oh.
01:41Oh, my God.
01:42I am so sorry about him.
01:45He does not know how to turn the fuckboy thing off.
01:48You're Charlotte, right?
01:50Tracy, oh, my God, my best friend!
01:54You look so good.
01:56Why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man?
02:01Leave her alone, Sadie.
02:03You're my brother's groupie, not his girlfriend.
02:06Don't worry.
02:07After football season is over, then he's going to put a label on it.
02:12I'll see you at practice.
02:13We'll try so hard not to drop you.
02:18Aren't you two friends?
02:19We were friends until I found out that she was just using me to get to my brother.
02:25How about I tell you all about it after school?
02:28You want to come over to my place?
02:30Please, please.
02:32I clearly need to broaden my social horizons.
02:38Okay.
02:39Really?
02:40Yes!
02:45Hello?
02:51Tracy?
02:52Upstairs!
03:13Cory, is that you?
03:17Oh, shit.
03:22You okay?
03:29Two tackles in one day.
03:31You should join the football team.
03:33I'm so sorry.
03:34I'm not.
03:37Well, apart from getting you all sweaty.
03:41You know, if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet,
03:45you wouldn't run into people as often.
03:48Right.
03:49Sorry.
03:50It's okay.
03:52Okay.
03:53I don't need to apologize.
03:55I just want to see your face.
03:58Not so bad, right?
04:04What the fuck is going on?
04:08Calm down.
04:11I was going to say hi.
04:13Okay, great.
04:14Now say bye.
04:17Bye.
04:20TJ.
04:26Hey, yo, Trace.
04:28Looking fine.
04:30Hey.
04:31So, uh, you ladies doing anything later tonight, or?
04:38Yeah, okay, bet.
04:39Yeah.
04:39Catch you later.
04:41Better look next time.
04:42Man, fuck you.
04:44Dog, I got news.
04:46Huge news.
04:47We got another strike from above tournament.
04:50Holy shit, dude.
04:51Dude, that's huge.
04:53Right?
04:53Our first pro league.
04:55I mean, the sponsor's going to be knocking down our doors, and it's in person, so.
04:59Finally get to meet Mars, man.
05:02I mean, you really think he's going to come out of hiding for this?
05:04Yeah, of course he will.
05:05We've been best friends with the guy for years.
05:07You more than me.
05:09And how many times has he come up with some bullshit excuse?
05:12Dude, this time's different, all right?
05:13We'll just, we'll tell him about the tournament.
05:15He'll be psyched.
05:16Just give him a chance.
05:17I don't, I don't want to fuck up the friendship.
05:18I didn't fuck things up when you and I met each other.
05:21And Mars knows that.
05:25Alright, whatever the fuck.
05:27We'll do it your way.
05:28But the guy's your best friend.
05:30You text him about it.
05:33Alright.
05:34I'll text him.
05:38Uh, just so you know, what you saw with TJ wasn't anything.
05:42No, I know.
05:44My brother is a dipshit.
05:47A smart girl like he was, like, so out of his league.
05:50That's not true.
05:53But thanks.
05:55And then thanks for inviting me over.
05:58And I'll do this a lot.
06:00What?
06:01Girl time?
06:03Friend time.
06:19You okay?
06:21Yeah.
06:22Yeah.
06:22I'm...
06:23No.
06:25I...
06:27I...
06:28Okay.
06:30Um...
06:31So, there's this guy that I've been talking to forever.
06:37And...
06:38Well, we've never met a person.
06:40But he wants to.
06:42Tomorrow.
06:43Oh my god, what?
06:46Is he home?
06:47I don't know what he looks like.
06:49We met online, so I don't know who he is.
06:52I don't even know his real name.
06:54Okay.
06:55Well, you obviously have a crush on this mystery man.
07:00So, you should say yes.
07:02Oh my god, girl, why not?
07:05It...
07:06Seriously.
07:07Because he thinks I'm a boy.
07:13I...
07:16I have...
07:18Simply...
07:19Too many questions.
07:22But first things first.
07:25We...
07:26Need to get you ready...
07:28For this meet cue.
07:32First option.
07:34Go on.
07:35I kind of like this one.
07:38No, absolutely not.
07:41No.
07:43Absolutely not.
07:44Mm-hmm.
07:45Yes!
07:45No.
07:46Trust me.
07:47See the vision.
07:48You look incredible.
07:50Incredible.
07:53Very revealing.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:17You look beautiful.
08:38wow tracy took your new dog to the groomers would you guys order the try hard special
08:46i don't think i can do this to hell with sadie of course you can now go get your mystery
08:54man
09:18tj hey charlotte what are you what are you doing here is tracy with you yeah yeah tracy sent me
09:27to
09:28to tell you that we're gonna be studying at your house after school okay yeah so that's
09:35the message i'm i'm just gonna gonna go hey wait you uh dropped your phone
09:49by the way you you look sorry i'm late did he show did who show mars
10:01sorry guys went home sick man i knew he would bail on us again
10:19okay spill how's your day with mystery man um it didn't really happen what
10:34stop eavesdropping perv i can't believe mars bailed on us i told you he's never gonna show
10:42yo we should just register for the tournament as a duo i'm not a duo cory we're a team
10:47he would have showed up if you knew it was at stake
10:54what are you doing i'm just gonna tell him about the tournament if he doesn't want to meet up then
10:59we'll go from there
11:01we'll go from there
11:20we'll go from there
11:36Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:51Mars.
11:57Yeah.
11:59I have an extra phone charger.
12:01It's inside.
12:10I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by you're a girl, and since
12:17when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:22Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but wait, is this whole thing just some
12:28evil elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:31Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:34What?
12:34You know, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:44I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:57Do you hate me?
13:00No.
13:02No.
13:03No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:11Bring it in, man.
13:18Am I interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27We were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:41Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:50Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
14:03You're in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister?
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:19Oh, I saw you.
14:23Hiding in the corner.
14:28I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:37Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:40I gotta be home for dinner.
14:55Mars, are you there?
14:58Hello?
15:02Mars.
15:05Voice changer enabled.
15:07Mars!
15:09Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13I went to a party.
15:15The cops shut it down.
15:16Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:22I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you want to know who we are?
15:28I want to know who you are.
15:34Well, maybe we've already met.
15:40Dude, no way.
15:43I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:57Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
16:03Athletic.
16:05Confident.
16:06Getting hotter?
16:08Hot for sure.
16:10Nice body, nice smile.
16:12What the fuck?
16:18Mars, are you...
16:19Are you attracted to guys?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:25I'm gay.
16:28Oh, dude.
16:29Is that why you didn't show?
16:32Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:35Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:37Thanks, Jupiter.
16:38Yeah, man, of course.
16:40That's awesome.
16:41You, uh, crushing on any guys at school?
16:44I can help.
16:46I'm chill with the drama club.
16:47There's lots of...
16:50cute guys in there.
16:51Oh, thank you.
16:53But I'm good.
16:55I promise.
16:59So how was this party?
17:02It was...
17:03weird.
17:05I was trying to have a good time, but feeling fucking...
17:08lame.
17:10And then I realized that...
17:14there was someone I wanted to be there.
17:18And she wasn't.
17:21You were missing...
17:24a girl?
17:26Yeah.
17:29She's different from...
17:31the ones I usually go for.
17:34She's quiet.
17:36Shy.
17:39I just...
17:41makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:43And I just...
17:45want to get her to let me in.
17:48What you should do is get some sleep.
17:54Yeah, you're probably right.
17:56Good night, Jupiter.
17:57Hey, wait.
17:57Uh, before you go...
18:00You know...
18:01Tracy and...
18:03TJ?
18:03They're not great.
18:07They're having a party tomorrow night, and, uh...
18:09Neptune and I are going.
18:12You should come.
18:13We can...
18:14we can run that meet-up again.
18:20I'll see what I can do.
18:23Alright.
18:38Are you still texting Mystery Man?
18:42I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:45No, I'm...
18:46I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:49Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:50Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:52If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
19:03Okay.
19:05Almost.
19:05Any guy?
19:07One that is actually worth your time.
19:11Don't forget.
19:12Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my man-whore brother.
19:37Hey, Charlotte.
19:39You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:45she's not here practice is running long
19:50oh um i can wait i guess
20:01what are we playing strike from above you game and apple
20:12you want to go dabble upstairs
20:20play around with me
20:25come on
20:41you okay
20:43yeah it's just
20:45i usually play on my computer
20:47yeah same here
20:49but uh this setup's better for co-op so
20:52so what do you say we uh run some duos and see what we're like as a team
20:59or we could do player versus player
21:04pvp
21:06i like your style
21:08but we should raise the stakes
21:10raise the stakes
21:11yeah
21:14the winner
21:15gets to ask the loser
21:17the question of their choosing
21:20nothing off limits
21:28you overthink a lot don't you
21:31you've always been like that
21:34i thought you could only ask a question if you win
21:40all right
21:41bye
21:44picture clear
21:47i think i'm gonna go with her
21:55don't stop
22:21yes
22:23wait what
22:26holy shit
22:28you beat me
22:31uh hey maybe it's easier on the tv
22:36no way
22:36no i've only seen one other player pull that move
22:42i learned it on reddit
22:47okay
22:48and i guess you beat me fair and square so
22:51what's your question
22:56um
22:59do you have a celebrity crush
23:00come on those softballs
23:03you gotta have a better one than that
23:08what
23:08what
23:10we've gone to school together for years tj
23:13just because you don't know anything about me doesn't mean i'm clueless about you
23:20ouch
23:22i guess i deserve it though
23:26i wish i had talked to you sooner
23:33so
23:33tell me
23:36what do you really want to know
23:41go on
23:43ask me
23:46do you have a crush on someone at our school
23:48yes
23:54ask me another
23:57who is she
24:01well that should be obvious
24:05i'm not very good at hiding it
24:15those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me
24:23ew tj
24:25why are your sex lights on
24:26they're not my se-
24:27um that's not what i was-
24:28oh my god tracy
24:30uh
24:30sharp why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight
24:33i will be
24:34right there
24:34yeah yeah okay
24:36okay
24:38are you all right
24:39oh yeah it's just a bruised ass i'll be fine
24:49you can literally go for any other girl why are you only thirsty over my friends
24:54historically because it pisses you off
24:57but this is different
24:59okay so that's it then
25:02you're admitting to liking charlotte
25:07what would you say if i was
25:11all i'm gonna say is i don't think she's interested
25:15is there someone else
25:18oh come on trace you don't have to tell me who
25:21just tell me if i'm wasting my time
25:25she's texting another guy
25:28fine
25:30then you have nothing to worry about
25:31right
25:32so remember that
25:34when she sleeps over tonight
25:35relax
25:38charlotte and i are just friends
25:40nothing more
26:01oh my god
26:02charlotte oh finally you
26:04look amazing
26:06happy official birthday
26:08thank you
26:09you
26:10need a drink
26:15who are you texting
26:16mars
26:17you said he might show up
26:19oh
26:20eddie now
26:21yep
26:39okay
26:39oh my god did you guys all just see that
26:44look at this little virgin she thinks tj's fuck me eyes are for her
26:48when are you gonna stop humiliating yourself huh
26:50what are you guys talking about
26:52oh uh we were just talking about how we're gonna spice this party up a little bit
26:56maybe play some spin the bottle
26:58but you can just
27:00watch virgin
27:01she can play
27:02stop being a bitch at my party sadie
27:04yeah
27:06i'll play if charlotte plays
27:15okay so i'm gonna spin to see who goes first
27:17and then we're gonna go counterclockwise
27:19obviously siblings can't kiss that's fucking gross
27:22but everyone else is fair game
27:24don't chicken out prude
27:31you know first big guy
27:38oh wow
27:40nice
27:42you ready for this
27:43just kiss me weirdo
27:47oh god
27:49wow
27:55disgusting
27:56okay let's keep this moving
27:59tj it's your turn
28:06it's me
28:07no it's in the middle
28:10doesn't that mean that tj gets to pick
28:23wow it's her first kiss
28:31can i kiss you
28:32well
28:39wow
28:40wow
28:41wow
28:44dat
28:45wow
29:00wow
29:01wow
29:02wow
29:02wow
29:15TJ, what the hell was that?
29:22Nothing, just a game.
29:25Okay, Monopoly is a game.
29:26That was like, softcore porn.
29:31Charlotte?
29:40Um, I'm going to be right back.
30:00It's me.
30:02Can I come in?
30:05Yeah.
30:12I don't know what to say.
30:14Just be honest with me.
30:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:23I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:24I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:32Charlotte, you're literally still texting mystery man.
30:34It's not what you think.
30:36He'd take it from me?
30:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:44Did something happen?
30:48Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:52She could come out, but she still hasn't recovered.
31:00Neither has TJ.
31:03So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:10So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop mystery man.
31:26Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:33I know what you're going to say, and I'm working on telling him.
31:38I was actually going to ask if Tracy would tell anything about me, but...
31:41I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:44Like, especially after that kiss?
31:46It's not alright, bro.
31:48Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:49I would just do it.
31:51Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:54No, of course not.
31:55Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:57You know that.
31:59Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
32:02It's not just you and TJ anymore.
32:03He's my best friend's brother.
32:07Look, I know there is a lot on your plate,
32:10but if you don't tell TJ,
32:14I'm going to tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:17What?
32:18Look, I'm sorry, dude,
32:20but if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:23you can't be on the team.
32:30Bye, guys.
32:31Have a good night.
32:42Have a good night.
33:15TJ, what are you doing here?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
33:18Is yours in here?
33:20My phone?
33:21It's in Tracy's room.
33:32Okay, you can turn around.
33:35Why did you just barge in here?
33:38Earlier.
33:41Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on.
33:47You can tell me.
33:49Can I?
33:50I thought it was just a game to you.
33:51Yeah, well, I lied.
33:54My sister was right there.
33:59It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
34:03Not to me.
34:07Maybe that kiss.
34:10It made me realize that
34:14all of your firsts,
34:16I want them to be with me.
34:25We shouldn't do this right now.
34:27It's late, okay?
34:28We should go to bed.
34:35Hello?
34:45Let me guess.
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:56Guess you're stuck with me.
35:05TJ, we should really discuss
35:13sleeping arrangements.
35:16That one's easy.
35:17I have a bed.
35:18We both fit in it.
35:20Come on, soft.
35:25Don't you
35:26want to shave, Ben?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm going to go sleep on the couch.
35:43You don't have to do that.
35:43I can sleep on the couch.
35:44Charlotte,
35:47I'm trying to be shiver with you.
35:50But I want you.
35:56I want you to stay.
36:02Okay.
36:04I'll stay with you.
36:20So how'd a girl like you get someone to video games?
36:24Would you ask a boy that question?
36:27Come on.
36:30Okay.
36:33Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
36:38Someone braver.
36:42Making friends was harder for me than most people.
36:47I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:48There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:56The moment I laid eyes on you,
37:00I felt like I knew you.
37:04I can't explain it.
37:06It's like
37:07we weren't starting from the beginning.
37:12We were already close.
37:14You're someone I know
37:15I can trust completely.
37:17DJ, I just...
37:19I really want to kiss you right now.
37:28Okay.
37:46I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:49No.
37:50No, it's not that.
37:52It's...
37:56It's just it's never felt like that before.
38:00Like what?
38:04Like I'm going to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
38:13Can I just hold you?
38:17Yeah.
38:45And then...
39:21Here, our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament. TJ designed it. You wanted it to
39:27be a surprise for you.
39:30Actually, I'm going to tell him right now, as soon as he gets here.
39:36Good. Proud of you, dog.
39:38I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:43Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:49What's wrong with you?
39:51Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:54Here's your phone, Char.
39:56Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:59Jupiter? Is that like a nickname? That's kinky.
40:03Wait, Jupiter? Like TJ's video game character?
40:07What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:10Another tackle?
40:12Third time's the charm.
40:17Why is everyone by my locker?
40:19Oh my god, it's you.
40:21You're Jupiter.
40:24The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, a.k.a. TJ.
40:31Charlotte.
40:34You're Mars?
40:37Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:43You're a catfish.
40:44Charlotte, is that true?
40:48No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:49I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:52And then you just kept lying to me.
40:54I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:56Right now.
40:57That's why I was at your locker.
40:58Cora can back me up.
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:13So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know.
41:51He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:58It's bad enough that I like your brother, and then lied to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too, when you were nothing but nice to me.
42:13And so I just wanted to apologize, even if you still hate me.
42:35I don't hate you, but I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you, or the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know it seems like the world is over.
43:10But you can fix this.
43:31Voice changer disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:40Jupiter?
43:44I don't want to talk, Mark.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:50Just please, let me explain.
43:57When we first met years ago,
44:01I didn't have any friends.
44:06The only thing that I was good at was video games,
44:08but when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:15And so I started using a voice changer.
44:20And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless, and it wasn't until it wasn't.
44:38I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:46And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:51And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now
45:10is to get my best friend back.
45:24I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:27And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:35Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:17Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member,
46:22they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:25It's okay.
46:27The only pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:30Come here, you big doofus.
46:35What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:39I didn't like it.
46:41Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:47You're allowed to date my friends,
46:48but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:22Last night you were about to say something.
47:25Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:28What was it?
47:29It doesn't matter.
47:30I think it does.
47:35Why?
47:42Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:47But losing my best friend,
47:51that almost killed me.
47:56Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:59But I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you.
48:12All of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:24I love you, too.
48:26I love you, too.
48:41You ready to win this tournament?
48:44You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
48:58I love you, too.
49:02I love you, too.
49:06I love you, too.
49:07I love you, too.
49:07I love you, too.
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