00:03Grazie a tutti.
00:30I spend all of my time helping these freaking noobs, just racing around the city trying to be a hero.
00:35Meanwhile, those villain guys, they're the ones having all the fun.
00:39I know, I can still be a hero, but I'll just disguise myself as one of them and join in
00:44from time to time.
00:46So that's the plan.
00:47You guys wait for me to fire, then come around the back and...
00:51And then we'll let them have it.
00:53Dude, this is gonna be awesome.
00:56And who are you?
00:58What?
00:58Oh, um, I'm R2-D2, the, uh, new specialist around here.
01:04Nice try, buddy.
01:05You're the guy that's always helping out the noobs.
01:09Crap.
01:10Listen, Jack.
01:11Why don't you get on out of here before things get real ugly?
01:16No, no, no.
01:16I can help.
01:17I can do whatever you want.
01:19I just want to be a bad guy, just for a little while.
01:23Good one.
01:25Now get out of here and go sell some lemonade or something, will ya?
01:28Oh, crap.
01:30Man, last night was awesome.
01:32Yeah, those stupid longbows never saw us coming.
01:36Pretty soon.
01:36We'll be the kings of Paragon, bro.
01:41That's right, boys.
01:43We'll own this city.
01:44Pretty soon, man, woman, and child will bow to the outcasts and give us all of their, uh, their Blu
01:51-ray movies.
01:52Who the hell are you?
01:53I'm Joe Smasher.
01:55I, uh, I relocated from the projects to join up with your gang.
01:59I don't remember you.
02:00I pride myself on victory alone.
02:03Get him.
02:06This is it.
02:07My last stand.
02:09It's all or nothing.
02:10I'm so sick of being rejected, and I'm so sick of being a little do-gooder.
02:14We have acquired the trinket of power.
02:18With this, we will unite our brethren and rule.
02:22And then, we shall celebrate as we...
02:27Oh, no.
02:28The power of the trinket has overcome him.
02:31Quick, we need to revitalize him.
02:33The taste of victory, my brothers, is both sweet and sour.
02:39That's right.
02:41Yeah, baby.
02:42Hey, by the way, do you know where we can get some help around here?
02:45You've got to be kidding me.
