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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24One, two
00:02:25I'm not very lazy
00:02:27No, I'm hungry
00:02:29I'm not hungry
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:33One, two, three
00:02:38Here is the first one
00:02:40I'm hungry
00:02:40I'm hungry
00:02:40I'm hungry
00:02:40I'm hungry
00:02:44I'm hungry
00:02:45I'm hungry
00:02:53I am hungry
00:02:59A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clements made it his mission to torment the nerd.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:06My life.
00:03:08And the devil's playroom.
00:03:11I could've sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:21Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:24When you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Related!
00:03:34Related!
00:03:35Related!
00:03:36Related that right now!
00:03:42Huh?
00:04:12What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it!
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than
00:04:43get with you.
00:04:46Hey, I bet Chase feels the same too.
00:04:49Oh, I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:02No!
00:05:13Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:18No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:34No.
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:09No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:13No!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:25Go.
00:07:29Oh.
00:07:30No!
00:07:36My nose!
00:07:45Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great, first I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut
00:08:25When I haven't even kissed anyone yet
00:08:47Hi mom, I'm sorry
00:08:51I'll do better next time, I promise
00:08:56I'm sorry
00:08:57No way
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe
00:09:06You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever, since like
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it? Who made that?
00:09:15I've had enough today, time for payback
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me
00:09:38I... I don't know what it looks like
00:09:41Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time
00:09:52The number you have dialed is no longer in service
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Phillips
00:10:09No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad, you recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys locker room
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it
00:10:36Now, I swear
00:10:38Swear what?
00:10:39You're gonna hit me?
00:10:42Big man Bo Clement
00:11:22Oh my...
00:11:24Oh my god
00:11:31Phoebe
00:11:33Phoebe
00:11:34What the fuck?
00:11:43What the fuck?
00:11:55Come on...
00:11:56Come on smart mouth
00:11:57Talk to me
00:11:58Come on
00:12:01Phoebe
00:12:01Phoebe
00:12:03Phoebe
00:12:03Please talk to me
00:12:04Stay with me
00:12:10Th-
00:12:12Th-
00:12:12Th-
00:12:15Th-
00:12:16Th-
00:12:21Shit
00:12:22Fuck
00:12:23I'm sorry
00:12:24I'm sorry
00:12:25I'm sorry
00:12:26I'm sorry
00:12:28Th-
00:12:28Th-
00:12:29Th-
00:12:30Th-
00:12:30Th-
00:12:30Th-
00:12:31Jesus
00:12:33Fuck
00:12:33Th-
00:12:34Th
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me
00:12:42What? What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59And you felt my boobs?
00:13:02And you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fu-?
00:13:11Are you-?
00:13:12I felt you-?
00:13:14I was- I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:37You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:38I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:40Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:56Okay, so this is why you call me a perv projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me!
00:15:04Let me guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for a miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:37Just to be looser than my daughter-in-law.
00:15:40Why not?
00:15:47Just to be good.
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:44What are you going to do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:17:26I don't tell on you.
00:17:28What do you get?
00:17:30Finally, you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:42Take it.
00:17:46Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:55I'm sorry.
00:17:57I'm sorry.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:04Oh, my God.
00:18:06Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body.
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy?
00:18:21Captain of the swim team?
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never
00:18:58fall for a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:40Deal.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:41I love you.
00:21:19You've never been for us all since, don't you?
00:21:21I love you.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you're like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34The makeover starts now.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Clichés, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fu-
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:49Do you?
00:25:50Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:26:13Oh, well, I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit, can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:30You look...
00:27:33Unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:15Oh my god, Phoe.
00:28:17I always found you hot.
00:28:18But this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:39Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:22You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was going to say still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, burn!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:09The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:20And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:27You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, do you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:18But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28.
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:46On the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:15I'm sorry.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word...
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:37Now, let it set for now.
00:32:44Oh, great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:26You want some?
00:33:28And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:42Sure.
00:33:44Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lame.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come up here.
00:34:21How do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:24Oh, you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My dress.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48That's the name, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:18Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:46I'm so stupid.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee, get out!
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking to Saucerum Stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:07Then go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:09Just because you're loud.
00:39:11I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:13I'm done.
00:39:14I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:16Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:19You don't ride my down.
00:39:20Follow me.
00:39:21I've got something special planned.
00:39:27Follow me.
00:39:29I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:34Shh.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:59Don't touch me.
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11Makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby.
00:40:21Right there.
00:40:23Or baby.
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:27Seriously?
00:40:37Could you, uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Aldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's looking to haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:09I beg you.
00:41:17You said you aren't gonna get excited.
00:41:19But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Perp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54Not Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:41:59You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:05Here you go.
00:42:07Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:23Do it.
00:42:25Married.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:27We're all the way about it.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:33It was your lab grant.
00:42:38So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47There we go.
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:18Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:30Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:46Oh.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52This will go viral.
00:43:57Let's see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:23Oh, what is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:28This is trashy-wee couture.
00:44:32Get it off me.
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench, that's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss, man.
00:44:45Pissing max.
00:44:46Mad, stinky max.
00:44:57Oh, my God, Belle, that's, like, kind of nice.
00:45:01Oh, my God, Belle, that's, like, kind of nice.
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs.
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:23Um.
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:42Dude, you know, it's first-come, first-served.
00:45:44Dude, you know, it's first-come, first-served.
00:46:02I have no idea what God had.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got two hours, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower.
00:46:11And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:13And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fog.
00:46:24There's a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck!
00:46:43They're both going to pay for this!
00:46:58Thieves, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:06There she is.
00:47:08And your golden girl.
00:47:10Golden girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:15Really?
00:47:16You know, because apparently not the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figured out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Some cue.
00:47:41Yeah, sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:55I love these.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:01I...
00:48:02I just...
00:48:03I can't swim.
00:48:06I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:16Yes!
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:25You want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:28There's faster running in your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:26I'm...
00:49:29You see?
00:49:31You're not the...
00:49:32I'm trying to sweet me.
00:49:32You're not the only way I can't wait to see.
00:49:36Stop!
00:49:36You are...
00:49:37I'm trying to slow down.
00:49:40You're trying to slow down.
00:49:41Oh, God.
00:49:41...I'm...
00:49:41...I'm trying to...
00:49:44You and I'm trying to slow down.
00:49:44There's a secret
00:49:48I love it
00:49:55Yo
00:49:59I want Phoebe, you saw that?
00:50:03Wow Clement, you won
00:50:06That's good for you
00:50:07The real winner
00:50:09Is the guy against the girl
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase
00:50:25Yo, Chase
00:50:26Good race, good race, man
00:50:27You crushed it
00:50:28See you boys tomorrow
00:50:29See you there early
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets
00:51:12Anything they ask for
00:51:23Anything
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:00You
00:52:02You
00:52:02are gonna
00:52:03You
00:52:08are gonna
00:52:15Tutor me
00:52:18that's it
00:52:20what
00:52:22disappointed
00:52:25fine
00:52:27you want tutoring
00:52:28you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:49if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56all or nothing type of notes
00:52:59it's
00:53:00it's not a thing
00:53:02well I made it a thing
00:53:08you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09such
00:53:10you think we have chemistry
00:53:16Miss Phillips
00:53:26this skirt is doing a little
00:53:27uh, Chantel
00:53:32remind me what subject
00:53:33this was again
00:53:48let's try this one
00:53:51too hardcore
00:53:53no clue
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why I'm here to help
00:53:56so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution
00:54:00of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million
00:54:06quantity of a solution
00:54:08that how many million
00:54:09are opposed to
00:54:10okay
00:54:11so the answer is
00:54:14how is the answer
00:54:17and the answer is
00:54:27are you sure you're able to study
00:54:29Clement
00:54:32you know
00:54:33I think I could teach
00:54:35you something
00:54:36in exchange
00:54:38if you behave
00:54:45I take my teaching
00:54:46very seriously
00:54:49if you don't behave
00:54:50I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:54so sit
00:54:55date
00:54:56I think I need to work
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13Phillips
00:55:15but I am not some stray
00:55:16that you can tease
00:55:17and train
00:55:19okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22I know this come out of time
00:55:26careful girl
00:55:27I might enjoy the blame
00:55:37fine
00:55:52doing okay Mr. Clement
00:55:57now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:12now now
00:56:13be a good girl
00:56:39you want to find out
00:56:40what I do to a brat
00:56:41if you push
00:56:43I push back slowly
00:56:45don't pretend you don't like the heat
00:56:48don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day
00:56:55Helen
00:56:55are you all a fork
00:56:57or do you also fight?
00:57:04a bad boy
00:57:05licks
00:57:07licks
00:57:08and he always bites
00:57:16but I'm trying to be good
00:57:19once in my life
00:57:22miss Phillips
00:57:26just remember
00:57:27next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:29and me
00:57:37Oh, my God.
00:58:04Oh, my God.
00:59:00Oh, my God.
00:59:03Oh, my God.
00:59:29Oh, my God.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, there you go.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once?
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the strong shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12All right, bye.
01:01:14Bye.
01:01:17Bye.
01:01:38Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweet heart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:00What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer?
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:07Accidentally inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You just stay focused.
01:03:13Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys.
01:03:20Gifts!
01:03:22An anonymous, sweet, truth distraction.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:59Wow!
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:04Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:05And my place.
01:04:07And my face.
01:04:08Is to die for.
01:04:12Listen.
01:04:302.
01:04:302.
01:04:312.
01:04:312.
01:04:323.
01:04:332.
01:04:334.
01:04:34Chup.
01:04:45Someone, in this class, clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate, but I am willing to give them another chance to
01:04:58confess. So maybe they're still... Still refusing to come forward? Then your score will be voided
01:05:14and you will report to the principal's office. Detention for at least a week. I won't tolerate
01:05:22morally rotten students in my class. Beau Clement. Get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean? What does it mean? Beau, you are always at the bottom
01:05:39of the class. If you didn't cheat, what else could it be? Where's your proof? Your existence
01:05:44is the proof. What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher. This is exactly what I am talking about. Beau,
01:05:57go to the principal's office now. I didn't cheat. Do you think anyone in this room would believe
01:06:05you? A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent. Just because
01:06:11your family has money. You think you can do whatever you want. Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat! Excuse me. Because... Because I was with him in the classroom
01:06:37the entire day yesterday. I helped him study, but the work was all his. You labeling students
01:06:53like this is wrong. He's not a delinquent. Beau Clement is not an asshole. He's smart and kind
01:07:03and... and... and capital A amazing. My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up. But Phoebe, she
01:07:15actually believes in me. She'd even stand up for me. Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand
01:07:23what you're saying? You are one of the smartest students in this school. Do you know what happens
01:07:31when girls get too close to boys like him? A girl like you should know better. Have some
01:07:40selfless limit! Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher. You don't walk on water. You're just salty that a student taught
01:07:49me better than you ever could. You don't... you don't know the damn thing!
01:07:53about me!
01:07:58Oh, no. What else could you be? And now you've corrupted my best student. Lie for you. Do you know
01:08:07what? I've had enough of both of you. Get out of my classroom. Now both of you. And I am
01:08:14going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it. And if you think I am
01:08:29a problem...
01:08:30Walt, stop! I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do? I... I will call the plea!
01:08:42You stupid assignment! Shit! You stupid Greg! I don't fucking need it!
01:08:57What!
01:09:06Phoebe, Phoebe, wait!
01:09:09she was being mean and cruel for no reason but you god i hate bullies
01:09:18so that's it from now on we don't owe each other anything anymore
01:09:25wait what do you mean we don't owe each other anything you and i are nothing alike you have
01:09:31a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened nothing alike just because i'm
01:09:36not like you as someone who will lie be misunderstood be blamed and just take it you can't too damn
01:09:43much about what other people think about me and no makeover can change that
01:09:50you think i ruined your life newsflash nothing can fix a coward
01:09:58then what are you you're a disaster beyond repair ever since i got tangled up with you my life has
01:10:05just fallen apart all you know is how to solve problems with your fist but yeah maybe i
01:10:12care too much about what people think about me but you pretending not to cure my loss that's
01:10:17just how you hide your fear you break things and people and you push them away just so you
01:10:27won't break yourself
01:10:31i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:10:38not my concern anymore that's just what we do isn't it we just don't tell each other right
01:10:45we just played games yes we played ourselves
01:10:48i am scared yeah i am fragile and you knew that better than anyone
01:11:06why am i such an asshole i mean he's an asshole too but why did i have to talk to
01:11:12him like that
01:11:13when all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me
01:11:22babes hey sorry are you okay hi chase sorry babe just need to be alone right now
01:11:32why do you mind if i sit here with you looks like you can use a swimmer shoulder best to
01:11:39cry on
01:11:42glad i can make you smile phoebes whoever made you cry you know that's a real asshole
01:12:00i love this place you know i usually come here alone clear my head do a few laughs think about
01:12:07stuff now it's your place too you know i actually used to come here and watch you swim
01:12:15yeah i know yeah i know you used to stand up right there
01:12:20wait you knew come on phoebes you weren't exactly subtle
01:12:30i've noticed you well
01:12:35actually lived
01:12:38then why
01:12:42just feel me now
01:12:46chase what this doesn't feel right
01:12:50what the hell chase chase pop the brakes that's way too fast
01:12:57come on phoebes drop the air don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this
01:13:14i think that's what you wanted right now i'm gonna give it to you
01:13:17no stop
01:13:21oh please
01:13:24don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again
01:13:27let go please let me go
01:13:30stop
01:13:33ah
01:13:34ah
01:13:35ah
01:13:36ah
01:13:36stop it
01:13:37james james james please james james please james james this isn't you
01:13:41you're supposed to be the nice guy
01:13:44the fucking nice guy
01:13:57you're supposed to be the nice guy
01:14:05you're okay
01:14:09you're okay
01:14:11oh i was so scared
01:14:13so what the fuck should we do
01:14:16so what the fuck should we do
01:14:16This piece of shit.
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, Phoebe.
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay, in, out.
01:15:20I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:25I thought he was my brain.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:35You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You, you bit him.
01:15:41You pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:16:02I, I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:05And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:16And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:21You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Did you score?
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:42You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:56Woo!
01:17:09Only with Beau.
01:17:11Infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement.
01:17:14Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this ride.
01:17:22Woo!
01:17:24Woo!
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:50I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:17:59You, girl.
01:18:02Who's going to fall apart?
01:18:10You, girl!
01:18:18You, girl.
01:18:23You are a ghost girl.
01:18:35you got condoms
01:18:38yeah
01:18:39I'm always packing
01:18:41pun intended
01:19:13wait
01:19:17wait
01:19:19um
01:19:21I'm a little nervous
01:19:23so
01:19:25I'm gonna go shower first
01:19:27yeah
01:19:30yeah yeah absolutely
01:19:31no rush
01:19:49this is it baby
01:19:50the only way you've been waiting for your entire life
01:19:52you can do this
01:19:56oh my god
01:19:58you're actually in her room
01:20:00and she's taking a shower
01:20:02oh my god
01:20:08what the hell
01:20:09are you going to go
01:20:20bring it
01:20:25hi
01:20:26Hey, there's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower too.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:17No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:41Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:23I'm sorry.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you
01:22:53Phoebe
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57Who's your first?
01:23:01It could only be you, Bob
01:23:12And I love you, too
01:23:26Okay
01:23:49Good morning, princess
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem
01:24:01My bed chemistry
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:24:06You're such a twerk
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um
01:24:24My mom took me when I was young
01:24:26To play with my new toy boat
01:24:29And
01:24:31On the way there
01:24:32I got scratched by a tree branch
01:24:36And
01:24:37I still insisted on going
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted
01:24:41Too far out in the waves
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore
01:24:46While she'd go and get it
01:24:48Um
01:24:50But
01:24:52Even after it got dark
01:24:53She never came back
01:24:58She never came back
01:25:06And I told myself
01:25:07Maybe if I knew how to swim
01:25:09If I
01:25:10If I'd been stronger
01:25:11That she
01:25:12She'd be alive today
01:25:13She wouldn't have died
01:25:15Bo
01:25:18Bo
01:25:20Bo
01:25:23I am so sorry
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool
01:25:28When we were
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names
01:25:34When all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:36I feel so stupid
01:25:38No
01:25:43No, Phoebe
01:25:48You
01:25:49You
01:25:49You were the best thing
01:25:50That has ever happened to me
01:25:52Since her passing
01:25:52You believed in me
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose
01:25:55You made me want to do better
01:25:57To be better
01:26:00You saved me
01:26:12All right
01:26:13What happened?
01:26:14I'm good, I'm good
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15You should see the other guy
01:26:15Because I need you on
01:26:16I'm going to swim this way
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later
01:26:21Clement
01:26:23I got a report
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell
01:26:33I
01:26:34I saw it
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:38Oh shit
01:26:39I fucking say that again
01:26:41You heard me
01:26:43I saw you
01:26:45Try to rape a girl last night
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that
01:27:05Phoebe
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night
01:27:10Bo Clement was with me
01:27:12In my bedroom
01:27:14Making sweet love to me
01:27:16All night long
01:27:17Oh, Tonda
01:27:18Don't believe me
01:27:18She's just a slut
01:27:19Who would throw herself at anyone
01:27:21I mean
01:27:21Fucking look at her
01:27:27I
01:27:27Chase Thompson
01:27:29Am not a nice guy
01:27:31I'm a reason
01:27:32This is fake
01:27:32It's edited, coach
01:27:34It's obviously edited
01:27:35Chase Thompson
01:27:36You're off my swim team
01:27:38Now
01:27:49You three
01:27:50Principal's office
01:27:51Now
01:27:52You three
01:27:55Thought you were slick
01:27:56Slipping laxatives
01:27:58Into contraband chocolates
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER
01:28:10Twice
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit
01:28:21That never gets old
01:28:23This school is toxic AM
01:28:35Chop, chop, ladies
01:28:45Holly make-out sessions
01:28:47Free comedy
01:28:47Best school day ever
01:28:57Capital A for absolutely
01:28:59And you're capital A for ace, babe
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry
01:29:05Oh, shit
01:29:20Thank you
01:29:21You
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