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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [Full Version]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24No, I'm not gonna run
00:02:28In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:31In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:33fakie
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Related!
00:03:34Related!
00:03:35Related!
00:03:36Related that right now!
00:03:37What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:40What?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:42Yeah!
00:03:45Oh.
00:03:48Oh.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:58Oh.
00:03:58Oh.
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow,
00:04:35I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:41I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:46Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:13Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:46That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max.
00:05:54And her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:59she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:14Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:22finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:36S-T-R-I-P-E.
00:06:41R.I.P. nerd.
00:06:42Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:51No!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:54Stop!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:25Go.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:52Oh, look at you.
00:08:19Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed
00:08:27anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:52I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:06You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:11Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it?
00:09:13Who made that?
00:09:14I've had enough today.
00:09:16Time for payback.
00:09:19I'm sorry.
00:09:25I'm sorry.
00:09:35You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:41Really?
00:09:42Hmm.
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like you were just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Bo Clement.
00:10:45Big man Boomer.
00:10:46Big man Boomer.
00:10:51Big man Boomer.
00:11:05Big man Boomer.
00:11:06Big man Boomer.
00:11:06Big man Boomer.
00:11:08Big man Boomer.
00:11:22Oh my, oh my god, Phoebe, Phoebe, what the fuck?
00:11:55Come on, come on, smart mouth, talk to me, come on, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, please talk
00:12:04to me, stay with me.
00:12:22Shit, fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus, fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What, what did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot, and thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fu-
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fu-
00:13:11Are you-
00:13:11I felt your wa-
00:13:14I was- I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You-you consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:38You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What-what are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:50and you're getting a bro-
00:14:53Morning!
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a perv?
00:15:00ProJection, huh?
00:15:01Wait.
00:15:02Do I have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait!
00:15:03Don't tell me, lemme guess.
00:15:05Chase.
00:15:06Oh my God!
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give him breath!
00:15:12So much for miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:38What not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:15Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:59I don't want to do?
00:17:01I don't want to do.
00:17:13I don't want to do that.
00:17:15you're not taking me for a joke are you what kind of person do you think I am
00:17:23someone who bullies me for fun someone who threatens me every chance they get
00:17:29finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:35how's that for a change
00:17:39well maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice
00:17:43take it for a job okay
00:17:51make me popular for chase that's the favor I'm sorry what you want me to what that that is not
00:18:00a favor
00:18:00that is that is a miracle okay oh my god natural curls big glasses on the daily
00:18:10body not exactly your fault oh my god
00:18:15that's mean
00:18:17chase thompson huh golden boy captain of the swim team what do cliches turn you on
00:18:28you know you can do better especially considering how horny you actually are
00:18:40shut the hell up
00:18:50take it or leave it I'm done being nice to you you know I bet myself never getting laid for
00:18:55the rest of
00:18:56my life that chase would never fall for a girl like you okay
00:19:03I do like a challenge and getting a nerd like you to become someone that chase
00:19:09couldn't resist that sounds like fun
00:19:14you delete the video I make you irresistible
00:19:18deal
00:19:26deal
00:19:37deal
00:19:38deal
00:19:38deal
00:19:39deal
00:19:41deal
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:41I love you.
00:21:19You've never been for us all since, don't you?
00:21:21I love you.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you're like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34The makeover starts now.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35ClichƩs, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fu-
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:57Bro, you're still there?
00:26:02I don't know.
00:26:02You still there?
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:13Bro.
00:26:15I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit, can't say hey pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:30You look...
00:27:33Unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:42Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:15Oh, my God, Phoe.
00:28:17I always found you hot.
00:28:18But this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:33What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:41St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:24You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:33What?
00:29:34A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:44Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over, and the lights come back on,
00:29:49you're gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:59some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:26Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldritch Winter Function serving mean girls.
00:30:45Get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:18I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 for career eventually.
00:31:31Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:47On the best night of my life.
00:31:51This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:32:00I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, a code word.
00:32:21Word.
00:32:23Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29I think bum for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay, okay.
00:32:36Perfect.
00:32:38Now, let it set for now.
00:32:44Oh, great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man, you know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Ooh!
00:33:27You want some?
00:33:29And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lame.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew!
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come up here.
00:34:21How do you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No.
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My giraffe.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:48That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot, dumbass, asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out!
00:36:01I need clean-up, too.
00:36:06This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:13Lee, get out!
00:36:15I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest, too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking to Soss Room Stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little straight?
00:38:07A little bit of tease is gonna undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit, even it's a payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Then go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:09Just because you're loud.
00:39:11I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:13I'm done.
00:39:14I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:16Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:19You don't ride my down.
00:39:20Follow me.
00:39:21Follow me.
00:39:21I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:27I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:35I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:40:00Don't touch me.
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah, makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby.
00:40:21Right there.
00:40:23Are they?
00:40:24Huh?
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:43I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:09I pay you.
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:20But I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Purp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:33You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54Not Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:41:59You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:03Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:10Hold on.
00:42:11What are you doing?
00:42:14I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:24Do it, Mary.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:33Here's your lab grant.
00:42:38So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:54What?
00:42:56How are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:18Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebe.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:46Oh.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52I guess we'll go viral.
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh my God.
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:29This is fashion week couture! Get it off me!
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact. The stench? That's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss fans.
00:44:45Pissing Max! Mad Stinky Max!
00:44:57Oh my god, Bo, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs. Need a ride home?
00:45:26Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first served.
00:45:53Happy, I'll take you home.
00:45:57Oh my god! You were waiting for me! That's so sweet! I have no idea what they had!
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got one, and then a shower, and then it was cold, and then it was a cold shower.
00:46:11And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life!
00:46:13And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23That was fog, there's a function!
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:29Meep!
00:46:30You stink!
00:46:34Wait, that was you?!
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?!
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:58Hands up!
00:46:58Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:06There she is. And your golden girl.
00:47:11Golden girl, please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:15Really?
00:47:16You know, cause, apparently not the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:29The team's got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36So I'm cute.
00:47:41Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:44Move on, please.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay! Okay, fine!
00:48:02I, I just... I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10you're in good hands
00:48:12you get who i am
00:48:24captain thompson
00:48:26want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast
00:48:29just faster running your mouth
00:48:35you want to race me
00:48:38you know i'm always down to humbling the underachieving
00:48:42phoebe want a time for us
00:48:46um
00:48:50show not to cry when you eat my rake
00:49:04start
00:49:24thank you
00:49:27excuse me
00:49:35goodbye
00:49:57i want phoebe
00:50:00you saw that
00:50:03wow clement
00:50:04you won
00:50:06that's good for you
00:50:07the real winner
00:50:09is the guy against the girl
00:50:21you were amazing chase
00:50:26good race
00:50:26good race
00:50:27good race
00:50:27good race man you crush it
00:50:52or are you just that petty
00:50:58the loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02didn't you give one to max at the winter ball
00:51:08but the winner gets
00:51:12anything they ask for
00:51:23anything
00:51:30since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34i guess just forget about it
00:51:49well then
00:51:51i'm claiming it now
00:51:55what do you want
00:52:00you
00:52:01you
00:52:02you
00:52:03you
00:52:09are gonna
00:52:14tutor me
00:52:18that's it
00:52:20what
00:52:22disappointed
00:52:25fine
00:52:27you want tutoring
00:52:28you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:49if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53i'm one of those
00:52:56all i'm not a type of notes
00:52:59it's
00:53:00it's not a thing
00:53:02well
00:53:02i made it a thing
00:53:08you scared of a little chemistry slash clement
00:53:13you think we have chemistry
00:53:16miss phillips
00:53:26your skirt is doing a little uh...
00:53:28chantelle
00:53:32remind me what subject this was again
00:53:49let's try this one
00:53:52too hardcore, no clothes
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why i'm here to help
00:53:57so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million dollar quantity of the solution
00:54:08there are how many million dollars that goes to a
00:54:11oh
00:54:11okay
00:54:12so it depends on me
00:54:15how
00:54:15is it
00:54:16and the answer is
00:54:27are you sure you're able to study clement?
00:54:32you know
00:54:34i think i could teach
00:54:35you something
00:54:36in exchange
00:54:38if you behave
00:54:44i take my teaching very seriously
00:54:49if you don't behave
00:54:50i'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:53so sit
00:54:55date
00:54:56i think
00:54:57i need two more
00:55:11i don't mind getting rough
00:55:13phillips
00:55:15but i am not some stray that you can tease
00:55:17and train
00:55:19okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22i always come out with them
00:55:25careful girl
00:55:27i might enjoy the blame
00:55:37fine
00:55:52doing okay mr clement?
00:55:57now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:09hmm
00:56:11hmm
00:56:12now now
00:56:13be a good girl
00:56:15now now
00:56:15be a good girl
00:56:32oops
00:56:39you want to find out what i do to a brat?
00:56:42hmm
00:56:43you want to find out what i do to a brat?
00:56:54how long?
00:56:55are you a fork?
00:56:57or do you also fight?
00:57:04a bad boy
00:57:06licks
00:57:07bumps
00:57:09and he always bites
00:57:16but i'm trying to be good
00:57:19once in my life
00:57:22miss phillips
00:57:26just remember
00:57:27next time i'm not gonna hold back
00:57:33i think
00:57:37Oh, my God.
00:58:20Oh, my God.
00:59:01Oh, my God.
00:59:04Oh, my God.
00:59:29Oh, my God.
00:59:30Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:47I finished my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch.
01:01:03It's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right, bye.
01:01:37Ms. Hot Shit doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:33I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle a soldier.
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:06Accidentally inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:22for anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:06And my credit is...
01:04:09... is to die for.
01:04:18Oh!
01:04:25Wow!
01:04:26Wow!
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:44Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:57Go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:51You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life everyone decided I was a screw up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:19Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Of some self-respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Phone. Phone.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now both of you.
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:17John.
01:08:24You can punish me all you want, but leave Philip out of it.
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30I won't stop.
01:08:31I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:37I will call the plea.
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid Greg!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:13But you...
01:09:14God, I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait.
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:30I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:40That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:47I guess we played ourselves now.
01:10:59I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:22Babes?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sir, are you okay?
01:11:26Alright, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:28Just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:54Ow!
01:12:01I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:15Yeah, I know.
01:12:17Used to stand up right there.
01:12:20Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I've noticed you both.
01:12:35I actually worked.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:42Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:52Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54It's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the air.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:17No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:20Oh, please!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:33Ah!
01:13:34Ah!
01:13:35Ah!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:40No!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:48No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:57What the...
01:14:01Fuck!
01:14:02Fuck!
01:14:03Fuck!
01:14:04Fuck!
01:14:04Fuck!
01:14:08No!
01:14:09Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:48Oh!
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:50Oh!
01:14:51I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:05I'm an asshole!
01:15:07Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, Phoebe.
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just...
01:15:12Just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:15In...
01:15:15Out...
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:22I don't know...
01:15:23My brain just...
01:15:25Broke!
01:15:25I thought he was my brain.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe.
01:15:34Look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:43What?
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I...
01:15:47I...
01:15:47I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:53I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:16:01Just some nerd.
01:16:02I...
01:16:03I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:05And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I...
01:16:08I am...
01:16:08Just an idiot.
01:16:10Who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:16And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not...
01:16:20A nerd.
01:16:21You...
01:16:21You...
01:16:22You're the kindest...
01:16:23Strongest...
01:16:24Prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You wanna get out of here?
01:16:29Did you school?
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:34You okay?
01:16:42You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:55Woo!
01:17:00I'm sorry.
01:17:09That's, yeah.
01:17:10Excuse me, Leslie is going to pick up a cat vivo,
01:17:11what the hell when Prince Anders continues to take fighting off before he ends
01:17:12the sweet sap capable this enemy is so what?
01:17:15No, you'll be in our garage for it.
01:17:15I see a hundred nuts.
01:17:15Somebody's hiding every time I'd ever look,
01:17:16yeah.
01:17:17Off you going anywhere?
01:17:18Just serious.
01:17:18There's not going anywhereŠ»Š¾.
01:17:29I'll be like everybody sounds weird.
01:17:34I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:50Do you want to have sex?
01:18:00Do you want to have sex?
01:18:30Do you want to have sex?
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:19:18Wait, wait, um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah.
01:19:31Yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32Uh, no rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only way you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:55Oh my god, you're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:02Oh my god.
01:20:07What the hell?
01:20:09Oh my god.
01:20:19Oh my god.
01:20:20Oh my god.
01:20:45Oh my god.
01:21:04Oh my god.
01:21:13Oh, shit.
01:21:17No!
01:21:19No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:41Hi!
01:21:43Surprise, except it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe.
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57Who's your first?
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:23And I love you, too.
01:23:26Okay.
01:23:27I love you, too.
01:23:31I love you, too, too.
01:23:42I love you, too.
01:23:44I love you, too.
01:23:46I love you, too.
01:23:47I love you, too.
01:23:49Good morning, Princess.
01:23:52why does princess sound like an insult coming from you
01:23:59ah that's just my bad chem my bad chemistry
01:24:04perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy he's such a dork
01:24:15what happened here
01:24:22that um my mom took me when i was young to play with my new toy boat and
01:24:31on the way there i got scratched by a tree branch
01:24:37and i still insisted on going when we got there my boat drifted too far out in the waves
01:24:44so she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it
01:24:48um but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:58she never came back
01:25:06and i told myself maybe if i knew how to swim
01:25:09if i if i'd been stronger that she she'd be alive today she wouldn't have died
01:25:23i am so sorry
01:25:26and you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were
01:25:28i can't believe i used that to blackmail you
01:25:32i'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:25:36i feel so stupid
01:25:43no phoebe
01:25:48you you're the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:52you believed in me and and you gave me a purpose
01:25:55you made me want to do better to be better
01:26:00you saved me
01:26:12all right
01:26:13what happened
01:26:13i'm good i'm good
01:26:14are you good
01:26:14i need you on
01:26:16i'm gonna swim this week
01:26:17you know that and we need to all have a chat later
01:26:20come in
01:26:23i got a report says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:26:29what
01:26:32what the hell i i i saw it
01:26:36beau clement tried to rape a girl last night oh shit
01:26:40fucking say that again
01:26:41you heard me
01:26:43i saw you try to rape a girl last night
01:26:50all you know is how to solve problems with your business
01:26:57chase thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:27:03beau didn't do any of that
01:27:05phoebe
01:27:06what the fuck are you doing here
01:27:09last night beau clement was with me
01:27:12in my bedroom
01:27:14making sweet love to me
01:27:16all night long
01:27:17coach honda don't believe me she's just a slut
01:27:19who would throw herself at anyone i mean
01:27:21fucking look at her
01:27:27i
01:27:28chase thompson
01:27:29am not a nice guy
01:27:31this
01:27:31this is fake
01:27:32it's edited coach
01:27:34it's obviously edited
01:27:35chase thompson
01:27:37you're off my swim team
01:27:38now
01:27:49you three principal's office
01:27:51now
01:27:53you three thought you were slick
01:27:56slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates
01:28:07you
01:28:08you nearly sent me to the ER
01:28:11twice
01:28:14are you all enjoying this
01:28:20oh shit
01:28:21that never gets old
01:28:23this school is toxic AM
01:28:33chop chop ladies
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy, best school day ever.
01:28:56Capital A for absolutely, and you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
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