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00:00:21Bring me my blanket. It's freezing down here.
00:00:35Hurry up. You forgot to put this heat on Earth. Switch legs on your phone and do your job.
00:00:44You forgot to put this heat on Earth.
00:01:27Hey, Bobby.
00:01:28Edie, got a live one. You start today.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:31I think you mean, thank you, Bobby. I could really use the work.
00:01:35Yeah, thank you, Bobby. I could really use the work.
00:01:41Sorry, I was at Hilga's wake yesterday, so I'm a little...
00:01:45Cancer's a bitch. But Hilda was a client. You can't get so attached.
00:01:49Okay, I'm ready.
00:01:49Lynette Versterberg, 84, Bad Legs, Bad Heart, Brain Fine. Address, 1512 Baldwin Road. Gate code 3950. Soon as possible. Empty
00:01:59house.
00:01:59Okay, you got it.
00:02:01Hey, show a little bit more enthusiasm when you meet the dinosaur. She's filthy rich. Whatever it takes to keep
00:02:06her happy. Capisce?
00:02:07Yep.
00:02:16Ah, Hilga.
00:02:37Ooh, I was gonna do coffee, but are you making tea? You know it. You're up early. I thought you
00:02:45were resting before the funeral.
00:02:47Yeah. Uh, no funeral for me. Had another job. On the hills this time.
00:02:52Oh, no. Edie already? Your last client's not even in the ground yet.
00:02:56How long do you have to live at this house?
00:02:59As long as she's got, I guess.
00:03:01Tell Bobby you need some time.
00:03:03I want time, but I need money. Student loans don't care that I'm grieving.
00:03:09Roomie, living nursing is a tough job. Even if you won't take my wise advice to throw it all away
00:03:16and start a tea shop, you still need to take care of yourself.
00:03:19I am taking care of myself.
00:03:21Doesn't count. I want to see you get paid for that liquid gold.
00:03:27Can't you at least ask Bobby for the weekends off?
00:03:29Claire, you know he would fire me for even asking.
00:03:33Honestly, it's all good. I've got my health, I've got a job, I have amazing friends. I'm lucky. My clients
00:03:41don't have any of that.
00:03:42They have money.
00:03:43Yeah, they have money. But what does that get them? A stranger who lives in their house and occasionally checks
00:03:47them for bed sores?
00:03:49Whose life would you rather have? Theirs are mine.
00:03:51Can you take game night off? It's one night.
00:03:54Yeah, I'll try.
00:03:57Man. Edie, you have got to open up a tea shop.
00:04:01Yeah, yeah. When I win the lotto.
00:04:22Hey, stop, stop, stop.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:30I figured you didn't want to murder on your hands the first day of the job.
00:04:34You must be the new nurse.
00:04:35Yeah. And you must be the tire slusher.
00:04:39What?
00:04:41Oh, no, no. This is a tool. I forgot I was holding it. I'm the gardener. Forgetful gardener.
00:04:47Well, hey, as long as I'm not admitting you to memory care.
00:04:51Wait, what?
00:04:52Elder care joke. I'm Edie.
00:04:56Oh.
00:04:59Hey, I'm Mateo.
00:05:00Nice to meet you.
00:05:01Nice to meet you.
00:05:02Welcome. Good luck. She barely talks to me.
00:05:16Hello.
00:05:19Miss Fursterberg, I'm Edie, your new home care aide.
00:05:31I'm with First Sunrise. They said you were notified.
00:05:35Is there no longer such thing as basic human dignity?
00:05:41What?
00:05:42You barge into my home, hollering down my halls, prowling around like a predator on the hunt.
00:05:48Mrs. Fursterberg.
00:05:49Ms.
00:05:50If I'd married, my husband would be out there trimming those rose bushes.
00:05:55And not that overpriced idiot.
00:05:58Ms. Fursterberg, I am Miss Edie Brown.
00:06:02And I am sorry for barging in like that, but, I mean, that's protocol when a homebound client has been
00:06:08without care for several hours.
00:06:10Look, my job here is to be in service to your well-being and make sure you're as comfortable as
00:06:15possible.
00:06:15So, if you could...
00:06:16No, thanks. Goodbye.
00:06:20Do you have someone else here in the house that's, uh, assisting you?
00:06:25I'm in the middle of arranging my finances, and the last thing I need is a granny nanny to train.
00:06:31That's a good one.
00:06:33Um, but if there's no one else here that has a nursing license, I can't leave.
00:06:40You're trespassing. If you don't leave, I'll have you arrested.
00:06:46Okay. How about you start by hopping up out of that chair and tossing me out the door?
00:06:50What?!
00:06:51Great. Looks like your file's correct. No mental decline? Fully aware of your wheelchair dependence?
00:06:56I'm gonna take that to mean you understand why I can't leave you here alone.
00:07:01You... you don't do...
00:07:02Great. I'm so glad that we have all of that cleared up.
00:07:05So, if you could just show me your bedroom, your primary bathroom, all of your medications, and anything else that
00:07:10you think might help me get you through your day-to-day.
00:07:13We can go ahead and get started.
00:07:16This way. Come.
00:07:21Okay.
00:07:25How long have you been a nurse?
00:07:27Uh, about six years.
00:07:28Oh, remarkable.
00:07:31So, who all works here?
00:07:33Oh, just that bozo in the bushes.
00:07:36So you have no housekeeper, no...
00:07:38They're all useless and expensive. Like you, I'm sure.
00:07:44Are you gonna get that?
00:07:46I only get junk calls.
00:07:51You have reached Bell Telephone. This number has been disconnected. Goodbye.
00:07:57You recognize that number?
00:07:59Stranger.
00:08:01Okay. Well, they are blocked.
00:08:04That's an unusual skill for a nurse.
00:08:13So, do, uh, doctors call you on your landline?
00:08:16They leave voicemails.
00:08:20Well, if, uh, if doctors are calling on your landline, we can't just be ignoring calls.
00:08:27I can screen the numbers for you and block out all the spam numbers.
00:08:31Well, you edit my diaries, too. Don't touch my phone.
00:08:34You got it, boss.
00:08:37So, if you could just show me your meds and then we can see my room?
00:08:40I do have one refill I need. I'm out.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:49There's poor sales service on the property, so you'll need Wi-Fi.
00:08:52The password's over there on the dresser.
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57After you've finished unpacking, we'll go to the bank.
00:09:00You got it, boss.
00:09:14What are you doing?
00:09:17Well, it seems like you think I might be stealing something, so take a look through my bag before we
00:09:23head out.
00:09:24Your assertiveness may prove useful at some point.
00:09:45Miss Versteberg, isn't it just the highest honor to have you visiting our modest establishment on this fine day?
00:09:53How can we help you?
00:09:55Here.
00:10:00Miss Versteberg, you know I hold you in the utmost regard, but are you aware that this request would dissolve
00:10:06all of your accounts with us?
00:10:07I filled the damn thing out, didn't I?
00:10:09Miss Versteberg, I must advise against this. Please, let us know what we can do to...
00:10:13I need to transfer my assets to a trusted advisor who can...
00:10:17And you don't trust me?
00:10:18You are not my financial planner.
00:10:22I see.
00:10:24Well, is this...
00:10:26Avery Simpson interested in opening an account with us?
00:10:29No, that's impossible.
00:10:31Avery Simpson is not based here.
00:10:34Miss Versteberg, perhaps I can secure some additional perks for your valued account.
00:10:39Give me just a moment.
00:10:39Stop wasting my time.
00:10:41I want to dissolve my accounts.
00:10:42I'm here in person to complete this request.
00:10:45I have my ID.
00:10:46Oh, I hardly think I need that, Miss Versteberg.
00:10:49I would know you anywhere, but please, just reconsider this request.
00:10:53Listen to what I'm saying.
00:10:53Miss Versteberg?
00:10:55Water.
00:10:56Not now, Edie.
00:10:58See how that works, Mr. Kern?
00:11:01I asked if she wanted water, and she said no.
00:11:03And I respect her by not pressing her on it.
00:11:09The look on his face.
00:11:11He'd never been sassed by an aide before.
00:11:13Yeah, dude looked like he was gonna have an aneurysm.
00:11:15I was going to have an aneurysm if he kept mooning about my account.
00:11:19Oh, but he holds you in the utmost respect.
00:11:23We need to get out of here.
00:11:25Is everything okay?
00:11:28Hurry up!
00:11:37Well, it looks like your refill is ready.
00:11:39I can go pick that up.
00:11:40Here, take this.
00:11:43What is it?
00:11:44It's mace.
00:11:45You'll need it.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48I'm being targeted.
00:11:50Last night it was an attempted robbery.
00:11:52Today, a man was watching us leave the bank.
00:11:56Someone or some group is trying to target me.
00:11:59Now, what is it exactly that you think they're trying to do?
00:12:02I know what they're trying to do.
00:12:04They're trying to rob me.
00:12:05Or worse.
00:12:07Worse?
00:12:08My death would make a lot of people very rich.
00:12:11Okay, I think the police should probably be-
00:12:14The police were here last night when the guy got away.
00:12:16They know everything.
00:12:17Are you saying that he was here as in inside this house?
00:12:21Boss, that is terrifying.
00:12:23You can't even imagine.
00:12:25So take that.
00:12:27If a man follows you, don't hesitate.
00:12:30He saw us together.
00:12:31Just spray and run.
00:12:33You know what?
00:12:34I am sure that that pharmacy can deliver.
00:12:37No.
00:12:38I don't want anyone coming through that gate except you and the airhead plant man.
00:12:43So you go.
00:12:45I don't feel like that's a great idea.
00:12:47Well, just fine.
00:12:49Don't go get my medication.
00:12:51But no one is delivering it and I'm not going back out there.
00:12:55Oh.
00:13:12Hey!
00:13:15Hi!
00:13:16How's the first day?
00:13:17Ah, well, uh, it's a lot.
00:13:19Yeah, yeah.
00:13:20She can be a lot.
00:13:21Or so I hear.
00:13:22I basically never see her.
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:24Actually, I had some questions for you.
00:13:26Uh, are you going to the pharmacy?
00:13:28No.
00:13:28Actually, I'm sneaking into the art store.
00:13:31Oh, cool.
00:13:31You do art?
00:13:33Yeah.
00:13:33You know, like watercolors.
00:13:35No way.
00:13:35What do you paint?
00:13:36Turtles.
00:13:37I mean, I would if people stopped trying to turn them into roadkill.
00:13:40No, that's awesome.
00:13:41That's great.
00:13:42I mean, it's nice to have a hobby.
00:13:44Yeah, hobby.
00:13:45Yeah, I guess you could say it's a hobby.
00:13:47And what would you call it?
00:13:49Dream job.
00:13:51Oh, wow.
00:13:53No, that's, that's really cool.
00:13:54Good for you.
00:13:55Yeah, all right.
00:13:56You think I'm naive, but I'm telling you, all it takes is one rich person to see my stuff.
00:14:00I mean, it could happen.
00:14:01Uh, speaking of rich people, I was going to ask you-
00:14:03Actually, uh, I do, I do have to go.
00:14:04They're about to close, but I will see you later, okay?
00:14:07Sure.
00:14:07All right.
00:14:08Talk to you in a bit.
00:14:23Here you go.
00:14:24So, this break-in that happened, your old nurse was here when it all went down?
00:14:29Oh, she showed up just in time.
00:14:31Helped scare him off.
00:14:33And you didn't see his face?
00:14:34Oh, he was wearing a mask.
00:14:36And he didn't take anything.
00:14:37It happened so very fast.
00:14:39Very shocking.
00:14:40I'm sure.
00:14:41Do the police have any suspects, or do you have-
00:14:44Is it your goal?
00:14:45To give me nightmares?
00:14:47Of course not.
00:14:48We can talk about this tomorrow.
00:14:50What else is there to talk about?
00:14:53Someone broke into my home and scared me and my nurse half to death.
00:14:56Yeah, and then she just bounced on you?
00:14:58I mean, that's kind of messed up.
00:15:00What's messed up, as you put it, is that we're still talking about this.
00:15:04Unless you have secondary training as a detective, leave it.
00:15:09I'm handling it.
00:15:11Of course, boss.
00:15:12You ready?
00:15:13Oh.
00:15:14Hey.
00:15:16I've got you.
00:15:18I promise.
00:15:22One, two, three.
00:15:25All right.
00:15:29See?
00:15:34Wasn't so bad.
00:15:35Stronger than I look.
00:15:36Are you calling me fat?
00:15:38What?
00:15:39Hell no.
00:15:40In fact, you've got killer muscle tone.
00:15:42You must have that athlete gene.
00:15:44A lot of good it did me.
00:15:47Okay.
00:15:48Night, boss.
00:15:50Night.
00:16:19Hey, Claire.
00:16:19Sorry.
00:16:20You okay?
00:16:21Yeah, yeah.
00:16:22Totally fine.
00:16:22Just got lost in this maze of a mansion.
00:16:24God, I swear.
00:16:25It's like something straight out of Downton Abbey.
00:16:27At any minute, Lady Mary's gonna turn a corner and ask me what's for dinner.
00:16:30What is for dinner?
00:16:32Very funny.
00:16:33You'll be glad to know that I did not have to cook for her.
00:16:35How is she?
00:16:36How's the job?
00:16:38It's different.
00:16:39I mean, she's a smart lady.
00:16:40I'll give her that.
00:16:41But she has this crazy story about a break-in and someone stalking her, so...
00:16:45Oh, my God.
00:16:46Edie, that's scary.
00:16:47That's what I said, but...
00:16:48I mean, she's got this big-ass security gate and she has a burglar alarm and I'm pretty
00:16:52sure that there are cameras everywhere and some guy just waltzes past all that and doesn't
00:16:56get caught.
00:16:57I don't know.
00:16:58It doesn't make any sense.
00:16:59So you think she's making it up?
00:17:01Why?
00:17:02No, but hallucinations and paranoia, it's a sign of Alzheimer's.
00:17:07Oh, you think?
00:17:09I don't know.
00:17:10She seems really sharp.
00:17:12Like, she has jokes.
00:17:13I mean, she could be totally fine mentally.
00:17:15So she is being stalked?
00:17:17Yeah.
00:17:18I don't know.
00:17:18It seems like she was fighting with her previous nurse, which is also another sign of Alzheimer's,
00:17:23so...
00:17:24Okay, Edie.
00:17:25Either way, this job sounds like bad news.
00:17:27Come home.
00:17:28You know I can't leave her like this.
00:17:29Edie, you have to stop acting like every one of these little old ladies is your grandmother.
00:17:34You know, I'm gonna see what I can do about game night, okay?
00:17:37Have you talked to her about it yet?
00:17:38Not yet.
00:17:40Edie.
00:17:40I'm gonna see what I can do, okay?
00:17:42I promise.
00:18:01Ms. Fursterberg?
00:18:05Hello?
00:18:06Help!
00:18:08Help!
00:18:44Okay.
00:18:46Um.
00:18:48Disable sleep mode on alarm system.
00:18:59Okay.
00:19:01Um.
00:19:02Disable sleep mode on alarm system.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:11hey
00:19:14mateo hi good morning um these are for miss v uh to help cheer her up on a recent scare
00:19:20well that is super sweet of you i'll let her know that you brought deep spice
00:19:24no you know what just just put it somewhere she can see you know i'm pretty sure she still
00:19:28thinks i'm part of the automatic sprinkler system oh i was just coming out to grab the papers
00:19:33yeah of course no i'll uh i'll leave it to you in morning okay oh actually um just one thing
00:19:39before
00:19:39you go you mentioned a scare do you know what happened exactly wait she didn't tell you i mean
00:19:45i know miss v's private but still well i mean she told me that there was some sort of a
00:19:48break-in
00:19:49yeah scary stuff i don't know much you know i work outside but yeah her old nurse didn't talk much
00:19:55but i mean she was pretty bad hospitalized i think i'm sorry her old nurse is in the hospital right
00:20:03now are you serious well yeah i mean that's that's why you're here right
00:20:12freaking bobby
00:20:17i mean i knew there was an emergency but i mean i had no idea well i mean you should
00:20:22know in fact
00:20:22you know frankly you should get that uh what's it called you can get some hazard pay out of it
00:20:26yeah right that is that is absolutely not happening okay well no i get it you know we're both replaceable
00:20:33it's a tough job market it's just be careful okay um i'd hate to see you get hurt
00:20:41i will um thanks thanks
00:20:53no smooth it out well i'm not done yet you've made me look like a math scientist
00:21:07mateo mentioned that your old nurse was hurt the other night
00:21:11how does he know
00:21:12said she was rushed to the hospital
00:21:14is that true
00:21:16yes it is she did
00:21:18wow
00:21:19well don't blame me i didn't hurt her
00:21:22of course not
00:21:26that's why your room looked like you pitched a fit
00:21:28excuse me
00:21:29you know the clothes strewn about everywhere
00:21:31you got yourself ready
00:21:34makes sense
00:21:34that's right
00:21:35she was rushed to the emergency room
00:21:39you know how she's doing
00:21:41she hasn't been able to speak
00:21:47so where is the nurse that i'm replacing
00:21:50ungrateful brat never called
00:21:51yeah bobby because she literally cannot speak
00:21:54she is in the hospital
00:21:55you know where she is
00:21:56why are you asking me
00:21:57which hospital is she in
00:21:59bob you know what
00:22:00look
00:22:01how am i supposed to know
00:22:02bobby i've got to go
00:22:06what is it
00:22:07electronic lift
00:22:08to move me from the chair to the bed
00:22:11okay i don't understand
00:22:13so you can leave
00:22:14be safe
00:22:15boss
00:22:16i value my independence
00:22:18you value your safety
00:22:20everybody wins
00:22:22thing is
00:22:23i also happen to value your safety
00:22:26how about we uh get breakfast started
00:22:31by the way
00:22:31what was the name of your last nurse
00:22:34mary something
00:22:36mary shelley
00:22:37wait
00:22:39no
00:22:45oh
00:22:46oh pen
00:22:47that's brave
00:22:48what was the local paper
00:22:50ah well
00:22:52that one is the easiest
00:22:54except for last sunday
00:22:56that one was hard
00:22:58it was
00:22:59well it's dumb hard not clever hard
00:23:01that one clue
00:23:02nice way to say hello
00:23:04yeah
00:23:05bonjour
00:23:07but they hit the capitalization
00:23:09in the front
00:23:10so we wouldn't know it was nice
00:23:12it's idiotic
00:23:14and then yesterday's puzzle
00:23:16you're young
00:23:17i bet you just powered through
00:23:18no one uses the term e-girl
00:23:21isn't that what young people say
00:23:23no one i know
00:23:25well good
00:23:26i'm not totally irrelevant yet
00:23:28i'm not even close
00:23:31that one has my favorite puzzles
00:23:32oh
00:23:33those are objectively the best
00:23:35it's even written about
00:23:37oh i believe it
00:23:44fine
00:23:45don't get it
00:23:51hello
00:23:53do you know what preston
00:23:56scammer
00:23:5880
00:24:00i'm blocking the number
00:24:01just a sec
00:24:02okay
00:24:06where is the security footage
00:24:08from that night
00:24:09well the police have it
00:24:11but it was nothing
00:24:12it was just the floodlights
00:24:14gone
00:24:15you have a camera pointed
00:24:16right at the drive gate
00:24:17how did he get in
00:24:19i don't know
00:24:42where is the power
00:24:49and
00:25:06i'll be fine
00:25:13Hey, Mateo?
00:25:15Uh, yeah, hold on, hold on.
00:25:23Oh, wow. Where did you find the portal in Narnia?
00:25:26That must be how he got in.
00:25:29Oh, you mean, uh, the robber?
00:25:31Yeah, I mean, he didn't use the drive gate. He wasn't on any of the security footage.
00:25:35Do you think you could patch it?
00:25:36Yeah, absolutely. Easy.
00:25:37Thanks.
00:25:40Hey!
00:25:41Yeah?
00:25:42If it was a portal, where would it go?
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Well, I mean, the hole, you know? What's the dream?
00:25:49You know, where do you want to be transported to?
00:25:52I don't know, I'm pretty rooted in reality, so...
00:25:54Come on, indulge me. How am I supposed to seal this hole? I don't know where it goes.
00:25:58Okay, uh, it's used for time travel.
00:26:02It's a time travel portal?
00:26:04Yep.
00:26:04I love it. Okay. Listen, I shall seal the portal.
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:08And restore the cosmic order of time.
00:26:10Bye, Mateo.
00:26:14Later.
00:26:20You really should hire a security guard.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23Well, why not?
00:26:25Do you know what they cost?
00:26:27My goal is to avoid being robbed blind.
00:26:30Pretty sure it's gonna cost less than your entire estate and... your life.
00:26:34I don't want people milling about, gawking at the poor old rich lady.
00:26:41Well, what if it's... not a person?
00:26:49This is foolish!
00:26:51Well, it's the best option we have if you won't hire a real guard.
00:27:03Hey.
00:27:04Hi.
00:27:05I saw your past job.
00:27:06It looks great.
00:27:07Your wish.
00:27:08This is Michael Mann.
00:27:10Right now, I'm just trimming around the camera.
00:27:12Just, you know, making sure you got a clear view.
00:27:14Awesome.
00:27:15It looks great.
00:27:16Pragmatic.
00:27:16I like it.
00:27:17Well, thank you.
00:27:18I'm trying.
00:27:19Well, good.
00:27:20I fixed it.
00:27:21We can go back.
00:27:23We are going to go get a guard dog.
00:27:25That's perfect.
00:27:26I know.
00:27:27It's ridiculous.
00:27:28She's gonna love it.
00:27:30My legs don't work, but my ears are just fine.
00:27:33I may tolerate it, but I will not love it.
00:27:36Boss, I bet your entire estate, you're gonna love it.
00:27:40Gambling animals.
00:27:42What a circus.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:46See you later.
00:27:56He's here.
00:27:58Are you sure?
00:27:59The black SUV.
00:28:01Hey.
00:28:02It's him.
00:28:03I know it.
00:28:04Stop.
00:28:06Excuse me.
00:28:08He'll catch up.
00:28:09Not a chance.
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No.
00:28:13No.
00:28:14No.
00:28:15No.
00:28:15No.
00:28:17No.
00:28:18No.
00:28:18No.
00:28:18No.
00:28:19No.
00:28:22No.
00:28:23You okay?
00:28:23We actually lost him.
00:28:25We need to keep moving.
00:28:26Good idea.
00:28:27I'm calling the police in case that guy's still lurking.
00:28:34Yes, Officer, if you could just let me know when you've done the sweep.
00:28:39We good?
00:28:40Mm-hmm.
00:28:41Fine.
00:28:41You still want a dog, not a man?
00:28:44Oh don't pin this idea on me.
00:28:46I don't want either.
00:28:49Guard dog it is.
00:28:51Hey.
00:28:55he's gonna be great we'll see his bark is terrifying he is very alert did they say he
00:29:04was trained yeah i think he was the one all right so you guys get your guard did oh man
00:29:17he's very loud you're very scary aren't you yes you are uh what's his name killer
00:29:29hey hey there buddy i'm gonna give you some treats and get on your good side
00:29:38hello sir
00:29:49um i'll just go ahead and lock up after you i mean there's no need you got you got killer
00:29:53now
00:29:54right very funny but seriously you did good thanks killer's a good dog you'll see he's a fighter
00:30:04yeah i don't know about that but what i do know is you're really helping out miss v well it
00:30:11is
00:30:12literally my job that's not what i mean look she's never gone along with any of the staff
00:30:18and you're really getting her to open up i think it's great yeah i don't know no i do this
00:30:25is the
00:30:25most i've seen her and geez like ever well thanks that actually means a lot to me yeah sure no
00:30:34problem
00:30:35yeah
00:30:39hey where would you go first where would i go yeah yeah the time travel portal seriously listen i've
00:30:44been thinking about it all day so wow you're really something else huh come on you're gonna have the time
00:30:49in mind okay when i was a kid grandma's kitchen making tea from scratch okay making potions with
00:30:59grandma huh that is exactly it we used to do this entire thing where we would take the kitchen and
00:31:04it would be grandma's tea shop okay so i would come in dressed up all official she would take my
00:31:09order
00:31:09i would sit down at the end she'd bring me a bill something i could pay in pebbles or something
00:31:15you know pebbles are prime currency in grand mobile 100 that and hugs wow she sounds like a special
00:31:22lady yeah she really was it's a great memory i have a lot of good memories with her i always
00:31:31wish
00:31:31that i had more of them but i was lucky i got a lot well thank you because now i've
00:31:38got that one too
00:31:39well you're welcome yeah right yeah
00:31:57all right you have everything you need oh do you want the dog with you killer he'd probably just
00:32:03urinate in the bed pretty sure he's house broken he's better out there guarding the premises
00:32:09you got it boss edie yes thank you for your help today of course night
00:32:45are you okay where is he did you see him okay um the alarm is going off so that means
00:32:51the police
00:32:52are on their way i locked the door so we will stay right here okay boss i think you're having
00:32:57a bit
00:32:57of a panic attack have some water i've got you boss you're safe we're safe this is him is he
00:33:07here
00:33:08he's in the house he's in the house oh no killer what are we doing please open up
00:33:29the same guy do you mean to say you still haven't found him no ma'am did he confront you
00:33:35again
00:33:36we didn't see him i didn't did you no i came straight to you first you were in her room
00:33:42yes and what did
00:33:43you see in her room well nothing but there were noises we heard noises and killer heard noises wait
00:33:50the killer no killer is our guard dog you have a guard dog yes then he was pursuing the so
00:33:58-called
00:33:58intruder he was barking a so-called look we searched the house we reviewed mrs versterberg's footage
00:34:05there's no sign of entry now it is possible that um killer i presume
00:34:18this is a very big house for two ladies to live in all alone well yeah it's really big and
00:34:24it's
00:34:24completely understandable if you feel like you need a little extra security so here's what we're gonna do
00:34:31that goes direct to my desk okay i mean no disrespect here but this is the second break-in
00:34:38attempt and you haven't caught the guy so shouldn't you be out patrolling the streets around here instead
00:34:43of sitting behind your desk i can make that request yeah we should do that of course now you ladies
00:34:52just
00:34:52need to relax take a bubble bath watch some tv unwind there's nothing for you to worry about and if
00:34:59you do feel worried or feel like you need to talk you have my number you know what thanks for
00:35:07stopping
00:35:07by oh don't forget the lock after i leave that guy thinks we're just lonely the ego he must have
00:35:18to
00:35:18imagine that we're preoccupied with him boss i am so sorry re-arm the alarm make sure all the doors
00:35:25are
00:35:34secure
00:35:44what is this
00:35:53what are you doing edie get out of there once sorry i i must have gotten turned around i guess
00:36:00the cop left the door open what is that awful smell it's probably dead rats mateo just put down
00:36:08poison get up here immediately hurry i mean shouldn't i clean this up first also i busted my phone
00:36:14leave that we'll do that later okay
00:36:27now what if we hire a security guard that just works the night shift that's pointless security guards
00:36:33are just cops without training but at least someone would physically be here i mean that's worth something
00:36:40right you heard the man last night we're getting a patrol car you're not budging on this are you
00:36:54there there's a pencil over there what is this
00:37:02seems my printer makes copies too this is very nice of you lunette i don't need you breathing down my
00:37:10neck all
00:37:10the morning
00:37:14no peeking in your dreams
00:37:36Come on, Lynette.
00:37:39Hey, can I get that basement key?
00:37:42You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:37:44Sorry.
00:37:44What do you need in the basement?
00:37:46I was going to go clean up that glass.
00:37:49That.
00:37:49Never mind that.
00:37:52Here, go get a new phone.
00:37:55This is way too much for a new phone.
00:37:57Well, it's for a new phone and to also compensate you as you leave this post.
00:38:02Boss.
00:38:03I won't tell your supervisor a thing.
00:38:06Get out now before you get hurt.
00:38:07I'm not going to abandon you.
00:38:09And if it is actually that risky, you need to hire a guard.
00:38:13Edie, what exactly do you think this relationship is?
00:38:19What?
00:38:20I'm not your mother.
00:38:21I'm not your friend.
00:38:22You don't owe me anything.
00:38:24It is my job to keep you safe.
00:38:27And if drinking bleach were your job, would you do that?
00:38:30I'm a nurse.
00:38:31And that is a noble calling.
00:38:33But when the job goes beyond what could be reasonably asked of a human being, the contract is broken.
00:38:39You must move from performing your duties to preserving your dignity.
00:38:43So, take the money and run.
00:38:49I will take what I need for a new phone, and I'll be right back.
00:38:53Friends or not, I like you, boss.
00:39:01Hey, so, bad news.
00:39:03I'm not going to be able to make game night.
00:39:05Aw, boo.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:07Because the threat is real.
00:39:09I can't leave her here alone.
00:39:10It's too dangerous.
00:39:13Edie, this is above your pay grade.
00:39:15Get out of there.
00:39:17Seriously.
00:39:18I can't.
00:39:19Edie, can you call me so I know you're over?
00:39:22Hey, I'm losing you.
00:39:24I'll call you right back, okay?
00:39:25Love you.
00:39:26Bye.
00:39:40Excuse me.
00:39:41I'd just like to ask you a question or something.
00:39:43Ah!
00:39:44Ah!
00:39:44Ah!
00:39:45Ah!
00:39:55Finish this one.
00:39:56You guys, I need to...
00:39:58Edie, come sit.
00:39:58We're looking for my birth certificate.
00:40:00Ah, you can share from my pie.
00:40:01And I'm famished.
00:40:02I want to finish this stack before lunch.
00:40:04And I promise to make this cube honest, right?
00:40:05You think these days they could scan my retina for high security accounts, but apparently not.
00:40:10You guys, something happened.
00:40:12What's wrong?
00:40:12I'm calling the cop.
00:40:15Officer Clement?
00:40:15Yes, he came back.
00:40:17No, he did not come back to the house, but he broke into my car.
00:40:20Technically, he did not break into my car, but he attacked me while I was in my car.
00:40:25Well, he grabbed the car door and then I maced him.
00:40:28But he was the attacker.
00:40:29It wasn't me.
00:40:30Can you put him on speaker?
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:31To help you, I'm just having trouble understanding what happened.
00:40:34What was the provocation for you to draw your weapon?
00:40:36Are you listening to Edie?
00:40:37She said she was attacked.
00:40:38Who is this?
00:40:39Oh, I'm Edie's friend.
00:40:42Can you guys get serious about this case?
00:40:43Look, we take every allegation serious, but you got to understand all I hear from her is circumstantial information.
00:40:49I've got nothing to pursue.
00:40:51If you have something, please give it to us.
00:40:52What about the burglar alarms?
00:40:54Like I said before, that alarm can be confusing.
00:40:57There's no shame in struggling with the technology.
00:41:00What are you even talking about?
00:41:01Okay, let me ask you guys this question.
00:41:03What do you need from us to make a case?
00:41:04Bring me any real evidence, not just what she says of foul play, and I will do everything I can
00:41:09to work with that.
00:41:10Thank you, Officer Clement.
00:41:15Okay, I don't understand.
00:41:16How can you say there's not evidence?
00:41:18They have the footage from last night.
00:41:19I mean, that dude has to be on it.
00:41:21Can we see it, boss?
00:41:22Well, I have no idea how.
00:41:25They have their own access at the company.
00:41:28Okay, well, where is your security room?
00:41:29Security room?
00:41:31Your monitors.
00:41:32Monitors?
00:41:33This isn't the Pentagon.
00:41:35The footage is on there, but I can't remember the login.
00:41:39Well, this is your password book, right?
00:41:46Here it is, security.
00:41:48Do you mind?
00:41:49Well, would you look at that?
00:41:51Ooh!
00:41:53I'm having a hunger pain.
00:41:56Cubanos.
00:41:56Yes.
00:41:56Right? Cubanos.
00:41:57It's about time. Come on.
00:42:00Wait, but...
00:42:01I told you I was famished.
00:42:03You ready?
00:42:04All right.
00:42:08So the key is this second cast iron.
00:42:11That's how you get that nice moment of progress.
00:42:13You act like it's rocket science.
00:42:16What?
00:42:18What?
00:42:23Mateo?
00:42:24I've got something.
00:42:32Well, I just watched the footage.
00:42:35Our one and only chance at giving the cops any hard evidence, and...
00:42:38Well, look at this.
00:42:40The driveway cam looks like this since yesterday.
00:42:43What?
00:42:44That's strange.
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:47It is strange, especially considering that Mateo went through all that trouble,
00:42:50trimming the leaves, so we could see.
00:42:57Oh, my God.
00:42:58What did I do?
00:43:00Yeah, Mateo, just go fix it.
00:43:02Okay.
00:43:03Mm-hmm.
00:43:04Edie, bring the password book to the library.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:15Open this bottom cabinet.
00:43:17Grab the new English dictionary.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:27What is that?
00:43:30We'll see.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:39Oh!
00:43:43Now, this is better together.
00:43:48Just look for the birth certificate.
00:43:50Don't bother with anything else.
00:43:56What is this?
00:43:57That was my first trip to Europe.
00:44:00I love that boat.
00:44:02How old were you?
00:44:03Six, I think.
00:44:05Is there a year written on it?
00:44:08I don't think so.
00:44:10Oh, my goodness.
00:44:11Look at you.
00:44:12That is my boarding school picture.
00:44:14My parents sent me there when I was seven years old.
00:44:16Wow.
00:44:17That is really young.
00:44:18I was the youngest kid there.
00:44:20I spent all my time wondering what I'd done wrong for them to get rid of me like that.
00:44:25Lynette, I'm sure they thought you were better off at school than you were at home.
00:44:28Well, maybe, but I didn't see it that way.
00:44:31I just threw myself into making myself as useful as possible.
00:44:35I was doing all my chores best and fastest.
00:44:38Acing all my tests.
00:44:40Making myself necessary.
00:44:42I didn't want to be sent away again.
00:44:47It's fine.
00:44:48It made me who I am today.
00:44:50Now I call the shots and not them.
00:44:53Oh, what can you do?
00:44:54Parents, they mess you up.
00:44:57Yeah, that's a fact.
00:44:58Oh, I found it.
00:45:01Here it is.
00:45:03Oh.
00:45:05Who is Avery Simpson?
00:45:07Oh, it's my financial planner.
00:45:10He's helping me move all my stocks into what he calls stable accounts.
00:45:14Women my age don't need to take big risks, he says.
00:45:18What, so no wheelchair chase escapades for Avery?
00:45:22That's way too fun for Avery.
00:45:42Oh.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:45Everything all right, boss?
00:45:47Oh, it's just old age.
00:45:50Any sign of it?
00:45:52No, it's all quiet out here.
00:45:55You ready?
00:45:57May I give you some advice about aging?
00:46:00Please.
00:46:00Don't.
00:46:01Avoid old age at all costs.
00:46:03Come on, it's not all that.
00:46:05Yes, it is.
00:46:06Everybody knows that.
00:46:08That's why they try to make us disappear,
00:46:10shove us into nursing homes and retirement communities.
00:46:13Those places are to help people thrive.
00:46:15No, they exist because society can't stand seeing bodies decompose
00:46:19when someone's still living inside it.
00:46:22Well, I think age is cool.
00:46:25It's powerful.
00:46:26When you've lived some life, you've got street cred, you know?
00:46:29You've got aches and bones you never knew existed.
00:46:32Are you telling me I'm going to discover bones as I age?
00:46:34See what I'm talking about?
00:46:35That's badass, boss.
00:46:45Where are we?
00:46:47We're at my place.
00:46:48We're not going to go back to yours.
00:46:49What do you mean?
00:46:50We're officially hiding out.
00:46:51And bonus, it's game night.
00:46:54Absolutely not.
00:46:55This is the safest place for you to be.
00:46:57Look, everyone expects you to be at your house,
00:47:00not at my place across town.
00:47:02No one is going to find you.
00:47:03I don't want to see inside whatever dingy hobble you call home.
00:47:07I happen to keep my hobble fairly clean, so...
00:47:09This is kidnapping.
00:47:10Well, I packed you an overnight bag.
00:47:12You're going to sleep in my room,
00:47:14and I'm going to take the couch.
00:47:15Oh, God, no.
00:47:17Okay, look, I know it's not your idea of luxury,
00:47:19but it's got to be better than dead.
00:47:22What about Killer?
00:47:24Killer's with Mateo, so he's going to be just fine.
00:47:26This is an ambush.
00:47:28And your timing.
00:47:29I have a bag full of valuables on my lap,
00:47:31and I'm quite sure you have no way of safekeeping them.
00:47:35Actually, I do have a place for valuables.
00:47:37I got you, boss.
00:47:42Hey, hey, we made it for game night.
00:47:45Yay!
00:47:45Yay! Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
00:47:48And you must be Miss Wursterberg.
00:47:50I've heard so much about you.
00:47:52That's unfortunate.
00:47:54Edie.
00:47:55Oh, yes.
00:47:58Perfect.
00:48:04Oh, you can't be serious.
00:48:06Oh, come on.
00:48:07Do you actually think anyone is coming here looking for a payday?
00:48:10No.
00:48:24All right.
00:48:25Um, I'll go ahead and get my room ready for you.
00:48:28Claire, do you want to fill her in on game night?
00:48:30Sure.
00:48:31Yes.
00:48:34Let's see.
00:48:35Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
00:48:37I did come of age in the 60s.
00:48:40But my sex party days are long gone.
00:48:42Edie!
00:48:45First of all, that is just a game.
00:48:47Claire, she's not our age.
00:48:49Right.
00:48:50Got it.
00:48:51Let's start over.
00:48:52What do you do for fun?
00:49:05That is me and my grandma.
00:49:08Right after I graduated high school.
00:49:10She looks tough.
00:49:11Oh, she was tough.
00:49:12And loving.
00:49:13She practically raised me.
00:49:15My parents weren't really in a position to do that.
00:49:18Unfit.
00:49:20You could say that.
00:49:21And they couldn't afford boarding school, so I went to grandma.
00:49:25That's lucky for you.
00:49:26Yeah.
00:49:27I really was.
00:49:28I loved her.
00:49:30She's gone?
00:49:32Uh-huh.
00:49:33She passed while I was away at college.
00:49:35I could have gone somewhere close by, stayed home with her, but I, um, I didn't.
00:49:43That's why you do this work.
00:49:50Edie, can you let them in?
00:49:51Yeah.
00:50:01Hi.
00:50:02Can I help you?
00:50:03Hi.
00:50:03I'm just here to talk.
00:50:05Sorry I frightened you earlier.
00:50:07How did you find us?
00:50:08It's my job.
00:50:11Please, may I?
00:50:18You stay right there.
00:50:20What are your intentions with Miss Fursterberg?
00:50:22To keep her safe?
00:50:24Who hired you?
00:50:25A friend of Miss Fursterberg.
00:50:27Who's concerned about her well-being.
00:50:29Why don't you bring her here?
00:50:30To keep her away from you.
00:50:31Are you telling me you're not trying to kill her?
00:50:34Are you kidding me?
00:50:35No.
00:50:35I just want to make sure she's okay.
00:50:37Why were you running with her?
00:50:38She could have been hurt.
00:50:39Because you were chasing us?
00:50:43I think we're on the same side.
00:50:45I think you're trying to trick me.
00:50:46Are the phones working okay?
00:50:48My client's been calling the house to check up on her, but she never picks up.
00:50:51Maybe my client doesn't want to speak to your client.
00:50:53That's highly unlikely.
00:50:55They're very close.
00:50:56Unless she's suffered some kind of paranoid break, which, given who you think I am, tracks.
00:51:01Paranoid?
00:51:02Why would you say that?
00:51:04Impressive my client heard that she was the victim of a break-in a few days ago.
00:51:07Right after that, she stood him up for a coffee date, and now he thinks that she's blocked his number.
00:51:13What about you?
00:51:15What's your relationship to Ms. Fursterberg?
00:51:17I'm her home care aide.
00:51:18I'm sorry, did you say your client's name was Preston?
00:51:21What, she mentioned him?
00:51:26Do you know what Preston?
00:51:28The scammer.
00:51:31And that...
00:51:32I...
00:51:33I should have caught it.
00:51:36Caught what?
00:51:37Mr. Metzler.
00:51:40My client doesn't seem to remember your client anymore.
00:51:44He did call the house the other day, and she thought he was a scammer.
00:51:48So what are you thinking?
00:51:50Dementia?
00:51:52Yeah, somebody else mentioned that she wasn't acting herself lately, and I guess I just completely ignored the signs.
00:51:59I'm really sorry.
00:52:01I see.
00:52:01I'm going to go ahead and take her home now, and I will call memory care first thing in the
00:52:06morning and make sure she gets all of the help she needs.
00:52:09Actually, would you do me a favor and ask your client to please visit her?
00:52:13I know she doesn't remember, but I swear it helps.
00:52:16I'll be sure to let him know.
00:52:18Thank you so much.
00:52:19Yeah, and sorry.
00:52:28So I can be a wizard?
00:52:30You can be.
00:52:32Strange game.
00:52:36Where are they?
00:52:37Oh, um, we're going.
00:52:42Really?
00:52:43Oh my, but finally.
00:52:48Mateo!
00:52:51There's my favorite creature.
00:52:54Oh, I love you.
00:52:57Don't tell anybody.
00:53:00Where is he?
00:53:01I saw his truck out back.
00:53:02He's a hungry boy.
00:53:04Did that doofus not feed him?
00:53:06Well, I'm texting him now.
00:53:09Are you good while I get his food?
00:53:11We'll be fine.
00:53:13Such a baby.
00:53:16Such a baby.
00:53:18Such a baby.
00:53:20Such a baby.
00:53:20Such a baby.
00:53:23Such a baby.
00:53:29Such a baby.
00:53:35You might as well go back to your friends.
00:53:38I can put myself to bed.
00:53:40Uh, boss, do you remember Preston?
00:53:44The scammer on the phone the other day?
00:53:46Yes, but do you know him?
00:53:54Do you think I'm lying?
00:53:55No.
00:53:56No, I do not think you're lying.
00:53:58Do you think I'm crazy?
00:53:59I do not think you're crazy.
00:54:00I think you may be a little confused, which is totally normal for an 84-year-old to have
00:54:05the occasional moment of confusion.
00:54:07I'm not confused.
00:54:09I'm sharp as a tack.
00:54:10What's gotten into you?
00:54:13The man who was following us is a private investigator.
00:54:17He was hired by Preston because you've been ignoring his calls.
00:54:21He wanted to make sure that everything was all right.
00:54:23What else did he say?
00:54:25This P.I.
00:54:29Well, he said that Preston heard about the break-in.
00:54:32You didn't show up to a coffee date, so he was worried.
00:54:36Is that ringing a bell?
00:54:40It's all true.
00:54:42We were very close.
00:54:45And he's a scammer.
00:54:47How so?
00:54:48He's a romance scammer.
00:54:50I know, it's just so foolish.
00:54:53He was squirting me, I suppose.
00:54:55Or at least pretending to.
00:54:58We hadn't even kissed, and he proposed to me.
00:55:02Wow.
00:55:03Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
00:55:04An old coot like me, desired.
00:55:07Oh, stop it.
00:55:07That is not what I meant.
00:55:08Well, it turns out he just wanted my money.
00:55:11Maybe he would have pretended to love me, or maybe he would have just treated me badly
00:55:16once we were married.
00:55:18Whatever the case, I was being played the fool.
00:55:21I'm really sorry.
00:55:23That that happened to you, boss.
00:55:24And I'm sorry that I doubted you.
00:55:25The whole P.I. thing, I don't know.
00:55:27It threw me for a loop.
00:55:30I just didn't want to get into it all with you.
00:55:32I totally understand that.
00:55:34And you know what?
00:55:35Screw that guy.
00:55:37Serves me right for entertaining thoughts of romantic notions at my age.
00:55:42Looking back, it was just so obvious.
00:55:45To be fair, romance can mess with your judgment at any age.
00:55:49Tell me about it.
00:55:52And you, entrusting Mateo with the care of a dog?
00:55:57No, there's no romance there.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:01I have not touched a hair on that man's head.
00:56:03Oh.
00:56:04Look at your face light up.
00:56:07Oh, I don't blame you.
00:56:08He's sweet.
00:56:09We're just friends.
00:56:12Where is he, though?
00:56:14Are you good?
00:56:15Are we good?
00:56:16We're good.
00:56:17Go find him.
00:56:18I'm just concerned.
00:56:20Yeah, of course.
00:56:21Of course.
00:56:21I am too.
00:56:23Go find Mateo.
00:56:24Then you can go back with your friends.
00:56:28You trying to get rid of me, boss?
00:56:30I will be right back, okay?
00:56:50Mateo!
00:56:50Mateo!
00:57:00Killer, come here.
00:57:01Come on.
00:57:10Killer, hush.
00:57:24Boss, there's someone in the basement.
00:57:25Edie, how do you know?
00:57:27Did you see something?
00:57:28No, but Killer is going crazy at the door.
00:57:29Just give me your keys.
00:57:30I need to get down there.
00:57:31Mateo is not answering me.
00:57:33Edie, put the knife down and take a breath.
00:57:35Killer, we must admit, is not a real guard dog.
00:57:38Well, then why would he be barking like that?
00:57:40Well, he probably has PTSD from when you almost broke your neck on the stairs.
00:57:46Just calm down.
00:57:47What about Mateo?
00:57:48Who knows?
00:57:49If I got scared every time he wasn't where he was supposed to be,
00:57:51I'd die a fright ages ago.
00:57:56You're probably right.
00:57:58I'm sure he's, I don't know, out there chasing fireflies or something.
00:58:02And you thought I was the one losing my marbles.
00:58:06Yeah, look at me.
00:58:07I'm the paranoid one now, huh?
00:58:10That's only natural.
00:58:11It's frightening being targeted.
00:58:14I cannot believe that Bobby didn't tell me anything about this.
00:58:17Your supervisor?
00:58:19He sounds like a real gem.
00:58:22You have no idea.
00:58:24You know what?
00:58:25How about you take a rest?
00:58:26I'll tidy up and then I can make us some tea.
00:58:30That sounds good.
00:58:32Then we can all relax.
00:58:35Goodness.
00:58:38Okay, here we go.
00:58:40A flower.
00:58:41Oh my.
00:58:46That'll do.
00:58:49So if this P.I., Kurt Metzler, isn't our guy, who do you think is?
00:58:54So many people want my money.
00:58:57Okay, I have to admit, I don't get it.
00:58:59How does this work?
00:59:00What?
00:59:01The money.
00:59:02I mean, who gets it when you die?
00:59:04Sorry.
00:59:05Oh, that's fine.
00:59:07You know, I don't really have any family to speak of.
00:59:11Same.
00:59:12So I suppose I was yearning for that bond.
00:59:16So I did one of those ill-advised genealogy test things.
00:59:21Which one did you do?
00:59:23Oh, it's the purple logo one.
00:59:25I did the same thing.
00:59:26Really?
00:59:27Yeah.
00:59:27Did you get a promotional credit in the mail?
00:59:30Yes.
00:59:30It sucked me right in.
00:59:32Well, on mine, several distant relatives popped up.
00:59:35Any of whom could inherit my wealth when I die.
00:59:39Do you not have a will?
00:59:40Doesn't that state who gets to inherit the money?
00:59:43Well, I revoked that will long ago.
00:59:45My intended benefactor just broke my heart.
00:59:48I haven't been very lucky in love.
00:59:51Again, same.
00:59:54Can I see your genealogy chart?
00:59:56Well, it's on my computer.
00:59:58Oh, I've got you.
01:00:00I have the app.
01:00:01What is your login?
01:00:02I want to know what our suspect list is.
01:00:05Another login?
01:00:07Who could remember them all?
01:00:09Well, your password book is still in your bag, right?
01:00:14Here it is.
01:00:16Let's see here.
01:00:20What is that awful noise?
01:00:22Weird.
01:00:24Lynette?
01:00:25What happened?
01:00:29Are you okay?
01:00:30I'm fine, but what's happening?
01:00:33You stay right here.
01:00:34Front door is locked.
01:00:35I will be right back.
01:00:38Where's Killer?
01:00:39Killer!
01:00:42Killer!
01:00:42Mother?
01:00:55Mother?
01:00:58Somebody who is going to want to.........
01:00:59...............
01:01:30Whoa.
01:01:32Yini?
01:01:33What are you doing here?
01:01:34Mateo, I was so worried.
01:01:35I thought you were, like, kidnapped or dead or something.
01:01:38Where were you?
01:01:39Well, just in the yard, downing a sick tree.
01:01:41Hey, are you okay?
01:01:43Yeah, I'm just freaked.
01:01:46The power went out.
01:01:47Yeah, when the tree came down, it hit the power lines.
01:01:50Hey, is Miss V inside?
01:01:53Why are you downing a tree?
01:01:55It's the middle of the night.
01:01:56I thought you guys were still out.
01:01:58Plus, Miss V hates loud machines.
01:02:00Yeah, she makes me use a manual on mower.
01:02:02Wait, you're kidding, like an old-timey one?
01:02:05Push mower, no motor.
01:02:07I mean, it takes forever.
01:02:15It's okay, sweetheart.
01:02:16I'll keep you safe.
01:02:19Hi, boss.
01:02:20We're safe.
01:02:22I found your culprit.
01:02:24Sorry.
01:02:24Oh, yes, hello.
01:02:26We have a couple of downed power lines.
01:02:28Yeah, no, no.
01:02:29He's on the phone with the power guys.
01:02:31Well, there's matches over there in the cabinet.
01:02:33On it.
01:02:37Edie, go to your game night.
01:02:40Boss, you should know this by now.
01:02:43I'm not going.
01:02:45Don't be so stubborn.
01:02:47You first.
01:02:48Yeah, okay.
01:02:50Thank you very much.
01:02:51Okay, so tomorrow morning is the best they can do.
01:02:54Apparently, a windstorm took over the whole grid a few towns over.
01:02:57They sent all the emergency workers there.
01:02:59Well, there's some more candles in the kitchen on top of the fridge.
01:03:02Yes, ma'am.
01:03:07Edie, there's no need for you to sit in a dark house with an old woman and no internet.
01:03:12Go.
01:03:13Have fun with your friends.
01:03:15I'm not going.
01:03:16Please don't.
01:03:17You're doing too much, Edie.
01:03:19You need a break, and frankly, I need a break.
01:03:21Seeing your dwelling space was more than I had bargained for when I engaged your services.
01:03:28Okay, you know what?
01:03:29I'm just going to go unpack your bag.
01:03:32Okay.
01:04:00Yes, ma'am.
01:04:01Okay.
01:04:02from circling. No. What is this? I don't like how they make me feel. How do they make you feel?
01:04:12Forgetful. Tired. You know I need to be alert. We can call your doctor and see what our options
01:04:18are, but you can't just stop taking your medications. You need it. Let's just wait
01:04:25and see what the doctor says. Look, I cannot force you to take them, but if you don't,
01:04:32I can't leave your side, not even for a second, until we speak to your doctor. It's too risky.
01:04:39If I take those, will you leave me alone for the night? Sure. Resuming your regimen would be
01:04:45adequate preventative care, so if that's what I need to do to get you to take your meds, I'll go.
01:04:58Really sick of me, huh? This is for the drive gate. The keypad doesn't work, and there's
01:05:04no electricity. Please call me if you need anything at all, okay? Goodbye.
01:05:19All right, cash or spill? Nat 20? That's good. Hey, guys. There she is.
01:05:27Edie, you made it. Now we have a game. Hey, are you making hot toddies? She just left work. Let
01:05:36girls are out. So, Edie's patient client is the target, um, what is it, Edie? A robber?
01:05:45Yeah, something like that. People suck, and that lady is a national treasure.
01:05:50She's really rich, huh? Yeah, and she's also really smart and unexpectedly cool.
01:05:56Is she single? Ew, that's not funny.
01:05:58So sensitive. Look, I literally thought there was someone inside the house tonight trying
01:06:04to kill her, okay? Wait, what? What happened? Yeah, um, it's a long story.
01:06:10Wait, what happened? A tail?
01:06:36And that is the sad story of Lynette Fursterberg. Okay, so where were we?
01:06:45Wait, wait, Edie. This is an insane job. Thank you, Greg. That's what I keep trying to tell her.
01:06:51Well, it is insane that people will try to take advantage of her because she is old and lonely.
01:06:55Sure, or counterpoint. It's messed up that she has so much money that she might actually have to die
01:07:00over it. I'm sorry, you cannot be serious right now. I mean, it's just working stiffs like us who
01:07:05are just trying to get our fair share. Greg, not cool. We know that you love...
01:07:09You know, if it's like a modern Robin Hood, like redistribution of the wealth, that's a different
01:07:13story. Hold on, why are we assuming that the criminal is somehow our hero here?
01:07:17Because it's impossible to have rules in a corrupt society. This is not about rules. This is about being
01:07:22a decent human being and protecting society's most vulnerable.
01:07:27Greg's imagining some disenfranchised father of six just trying to put food on the table.
01:07:32Maybe. I mean, could be. I mean, there's plenty of vulnerable people out there, Edie.
01:07:36Hey, you know what? I actually happen to have her genealogy chart right here.
01:07:40It'll be a bunch of other rich people. They stick together.
01:07:44Concentration of wealth. This is what I'm talking about. If she's so good,
01:07:47why don't she just redistribute her wealth amongst the masses?
01:07:49Maybe that's what she's doing. She is working on her will tonight.
01:07:53Really? What if she leaves it all to you?
01:07:55You could open up your tea shop.
01:07:58Yeah, no. She's going to do something big. I don't know what, but something that'll make
01:08:02the papers and let all of her relatives know that killing her would not make them rich.
01:08:06Who might donate it all to charity?
01:08:09Yeah. Honestly, would not be shocked if she donated it all to the animal shelter that her guard dog came
01:08:14from.
01:08:14I don't know.
01:08:26Mateo! Where are you?
01:08:31Mateo! Where are you?
01:08:47Well, I've been meaning to talk to you, uh, Lynette, right?
01:08:52It's Mateo? Katie?
01:08:54I have to go. I can't believe I missed that.
01:08:57Missed what?
01:08:57It-It's him!
01:08:59What?
01:09:04Come on, boss. Pick up. Pick up!
01:09:13This is Clement.
01:09:15Officer Clement. I know who it is.
01:09:17Who am I talking to?
01:09:19Hello? Hello?
01:09:21Come on.
01:09:24What? I know I locked that gate.
01:09:31Lynette?
01:09:33Lynette!
01:09:51Lynette!
01:09:52Boss?
01:09:54Urgh!
01:10:05I'm sorry, Edie. I didn't want to have to do this.
01:10:08Where is Mateo? Mateo?
01:10:11Mateo's taking killer to the 24-hour pet hospital three times over.
01:10:15What? What happened?
01:10:17I gave the dog chocolate so I could get them both out of the house.
01:10:20No reason for them to suffer.
01:10:23Suffer? Suffer what? I...
01:10:24I also gave Mateo my new will so he could mail it to the lawyer.
01:10:28That's thanks to you, Edie.
01:10:32You're such a good accomplice.
01:10:35I...
01:10:36What are you talking about?
01:10:38But I did wonder if I could effectively replace Lynette's original.
01:10:43What a mess.
01:10:44I don't understand.
01:10:46Edie, you deserve to.
01:10:48You see, I thought I had to transfer all the funds to myself.
01:10:52But this is so much easier.
01:10:55If it works.
01:10:56If what works?
01:10:58Of course, the whole thing would have been so much easier if I hadn't felt the need to tell Bobby
01:11:02off.
01:11:03Do you know how he is?
01:11:04We got in this big shouting match and he made me turn in my keys.
01:11:08How do you know Bobby?
01:11:09Bobby never speaks directly to our clients.
01:11:13First Sunrise wouldn't even have any clients if he did.
01:11:16He is such a jerk.
01:11:18Even when he's trying to be nice.
01:11:21True.
01:11:26You're not Lynette Versterberg.
01:11:28Oh.
01:11:29So I didn't give you a concussion.
01:11:31I was wondering.
01:11:33So, what?
01:11:33Are you, like, her case manager?
01:11:36Played her pretty well, though, didn't I?
01:11:38Why on earth would you?
01:11:39Somebody saw us on the street and thought I was her sister.
01:11:42So I got this idea, you know.
01:11:43I thought maybe.
01:11:45I was just so nervous about it.
01:11:46I didn't think I could play it off.
01:11:49Transfer funds.
01:11:52Who is Avery Simpson?
01:11:54Oh, it's my financial planner.
01:11:58You're Avery Simpson.
01:12:00Lynette's former nurse and future benefactor.
01:12:03What have you done?
01:12:05You know, I can barely believe it myself.
01:12:08And I was so terrified when I had to break back into the estate and replace her.
01:12:12What did you do?
01:12:15What I had to do.
01:12:17And then you showed up.
01:12:19And you were so adamant about staying and helping.
01:12:22So I made it look like the intruder returned.
01:12:26I thought it would scare you off, Edie.
01:12:36Are you okay?
01:12:39So you weren't having a panic attack?
01:12:42No.
01:12:43So this was all a lie?
01:12:44The wheelchair?
01:12:45The intruder?
01:12:46The boarding school story?
01:12:47That one was true.
01:12:50Yeah, I haven't really told anyone else that, but it was a group home, not a boarding school.
01:13:01Lynette, Avery, just...
01:13:06Just take me to wherever you have, Lynette.
01:13:09We can talk this through.
01:13:13We can't.
01:13:19Look, I know, I know that it sounds impossible right now, but we can figure this out, okay?
01:13:23We can, we can find a solution.
01:13:25We can undo this together.
01:13:27At least you never had to work for her.
01:13:30What a monster.
01:13:34How so?
01:13:35She was a classic rich bitch.
01:13:39Demanding.
01:13:41Judgmental.
01:13:43I'm sure you know the type.
01:13:45So she never let up, huh?
01:13:47She didn't even learn my name.
01:13:49And I'm nine years younger.
01:13:50She has everything, and I have nothing.
01:13:55Turns out, hard work doesn't mean squat if you don't have the right pedigree.
01:14:00The system is stacked against people like us, Edie.
01:14:04So what, you decided to buck the system?
01:14:07I decided to take my life back.
01:14:11After Bobby took my access keys...
01:14:14Hurry up!
01:14:15I snuck back onto the grounds.
01:14:19Bobby didn't even bother to have her case manager tell her I was gone.
01:14:24I almost chickened out.
01:14:26I don't know.
01:14:27Maybe I should have.
01:14:29Where were you?
01:14:30Go find out what that noise was all about.
01:14:33Did she get it coming?
01:14:34Help just isn't what it used to be.
01:14:37And my plan was airtight.
01:14:39I thought of the way.
01:14:41Oh!
01:15:01I timed it all out.
01:15:03I had ten minutes to finish the job.
01:15:05It would take two minutes for her to go unconscious.
01:15:08I'd deal with the rest later.
01:15:11I'd deal with the rest later.
01:15:18Police! Open up!
01:15:21Police!
01:15:23Police!
01:15:25Police, we're coming in!
01:15:28Stand back. I'm going to kick it in.
01:15:31Mrs. Husterberg?
01:15:33Yes, officer?
01:15:38Ma'am, are you all right?
01:15:40What are you doing on your knees?
01:15:42Go find the burglar. He went out the back. Follow him.
01:15:53That cop had just seen me a week before when I was timing the alarm system.
01:15:57He didn't even notice.
01:16:00Like I said, Edie, no one looks at you when you're old, especially when you're a woman.
01:16:07But if you have money, they have to pay attention.
01:16:12So I came up with the perfect plan of victimless crime.
01:16:17Until you showed up.
01:16:20Why'd they have to send you, Edie?
01:16:22Hi.
01:16:23I figured you didn't want to murder on your hands.
01:16:25There was no time to check the rooms for anything that would tip you off to my game.
01:16:29So I kept the doors locked, just in case.
01:16:36And now, the locked doors will slow down the firefighters.
01:16:43So, that's it.
01:16:46Avery, where is Lynette now?
01:16:55Oh, relax.
01:16:56Like you haven't seen a dead body before.
01:17:04I have to burn the body.
01:17:10Can't leave anything to Optopsy.
01:17:13You killed her.
01:17:15Your job was to help her, and you killed her?
01:17:17Edie, Lynette was an heiress.
01:17:20Does she deserve to die?
01:17:22She certainly didn't deserve that money.
01:17:25Even though she thought she was better than everyone else.
01:17:29Then you think you deserve it?
01:17:30I need it.
01:17:32I transferred half the funds to myself, her financial planner.
01:17:36Hopefully the rest will come through the wheel, but if not...
01:17:39Well, with half her family fortune, I can enjoy my sunset years.
01:17:46Oh, my God.
01:17:49You think you're going to get away with this?
01:17:53I know I will.
01:17:56I tried to get you out, Edie.
01:17:58I just wanted to make it look like she died in a fire.
01:18:00That's all.
01:18:01Avery, no!
01:18:02I even told First Sunrise that I, Lynette, gave you the night off so you wouldn't get in trouble for
01:18:08the accident.
01:18:09Please, please, Avery, just stop.
01:18:11Please.
01:18:12I can't.
01:18:14I've given my whole life to other people.
01:18:17It's time for me to put myself first.
01:18:21Avery, there has to be another way.
01:18:23Please, please, stop.
01:18:25Please.
01:18:25Avery, this isn't you.
01:18:27Avery, please.
01:18:28Avery, stop.
01:18:31I'll miss you, Edie.
01:18:33You're a spitfire.
01:18:35Remind me of myself.
01:18:36No, no, this isn't you.
01:18:38This isn't you.
01:18:39Oh, Edie.
01:18:41You don't know me at all.
01:18:43I do.
01:18:43I do.
01:18:44I know you.
01:18:45I know that you're tough as nails and that you're smarter than most and that you have a wicked sense
01:18:50of humor.
01:18:53It doesn't matter.
01:18:54Avery, it matters.
01:18:56You matter.
01:18:58You asked me what our relationship was.
01:19:01You and I are family.
01:19:04Not by blood, sure.
01:19:06But whatever you are going through right now, if you were to show up at my door, I would let
01:19:10you in.
01:19:12Even now?
01:19:14Yes.
01:19:15Even now.
01:19:17You can stop.
01:19:18I can help.
01:19:20It's too late.
01:19:21No, Avery.
01:19:23It's just too late.
01:19:26No, Avery.
01:19:28Avery!
01:19:29Avery!
01:19:30Avery!
01:19:30Ah!
01:19:37Ah!
01:19:41Ah!
01:19:43Ah!
01:19:54Ah!
01:20:18Oh, no, you don't.
01:20:40Oh, thank God.
01:20:41I spent three years in this house, Edie.
01:20:43I know every direction you can go.
01:20:44Avery, don't do this.
01:20:46You're going to regret it.
01:20:47I bet you a million I won't.
01:21:05I bet you a million years in this house.
01:21:22Avery, just stop, okay?
01:21:24Just stop.
01:21:25Avery, enough.
01:21:26Enough.
01:21:35It's over now.
01:21:39Avery, it's over.
01:21:44We can face them together.
01:21:46I didn't want to kill you.
01:21:49I knew.
01:21:50And you didn't.
01:21:52So let me help you.
01:22:03I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:04I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:04I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:04I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:05I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:09I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:09I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:10I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:12I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:13I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:13I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:14I didn't want to kill you.
01:22:40It is a really nice girl.
01:22:42Well, I look forward to meeting her.
01:22:45Don't mace me.
01:22:47Kurt, what are you doing here?
01:22:48Just closing out my contract.
01:22:50Preston, please meet Edie Brown.
01:22:51She was a nurse on duty the night your cousin was found.
01:22:55And Edie, this is my client, Preston Bristerberg, Lynette's cousin.
01:22:58How do you know Mateo?
01:23:00The gardener?
01:23:01Yes, I saw you two together in front of the art store last morning.
01:23:04Oh, yes.
01:23:05I spotted him in town, recognized him from here.
01:23:08He told me, erroneously, that Lynette was alive.
01:23:13Why do you ask?
01:23:15Well, that is a long story.
01:23:20Well, I had something.
01:23:21Let me see.
01:23:23Here.
01:23:24It's what Lynette would have wanted had she met you.
01:23:30I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Bristerberg.
01:23:33Well, you couldn't save my cousin.
01:23:36But you caught her killer.
01:23:38I won't forget you, Miss Brown.
01:23:41We should finish up before the Christie's people arrive.
01:23:46Take care.
01:23:47Bye.
01:24:08Hey, you.
01:24:09Hey.
01:24:10I just met your new boss.
01:24:12Yeah.
01:24:13Yeah, he's gonna keep me on until he finds someone to buy the things.
01:24:15Oh, that's great.
01:24:16You know, he's really generous.
01:24:17You should show him your paintings.
01:24:18Funny that you should say that, because, um...
01:24:33Wow.
01:24:34Mateo.
01:24:34I was gonna give it to you, but then, you know, everything happened, and I wasn't sure.
01:24:40It's beautiful.
01:24:41Sorry if it's weird, you know, and she's...
01:24:43No, this is...
01:24:45This is a good memory.
01:24:47It's who she wanted to be, you know?
01:24:49Yeah.
01:24:50This is her dream.
01:24:52I'm still trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't.
01:24:56I really do feel like the friendship was real.
01:25:00I don't know.
01:25:00It's messing with my head.
01:25:03Do you want to talk about it sometime?
01:25:04I mean, uh, uh, with me?
01:25:10I want that.
01:25:10Yes.
01:25:12I'll call you.
01:25:14Perfect.
01:25:15We'll talk soon.
01:25:34From the permit office?
01:25:43It's my cafe permit.
01:25:45I'll call the crew.
01:25:47We gotta go out and celebrate.
01:25:51Killer.
01:25:57Hi.
01:25:58Okay.
01:26:01Ready?
01:26:02There you go.
01:26:04Good boy.
01:26:05Hi.
01:26:18Hi.
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