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00:01.
00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only,
00:25One, two, one!
00:26Ladies and gentlemen,
00:29we're going to do it the way we are.
00:38All right, these guys, they just born in the 80's,
00:43had a baby,
00:44Mama, she was in the streets who got too raving me to scream.
00:48You one of the fucking Rock,
00:49couldn't give it from her Mama.
00:51So I got him out the block.
00:52I've been working my all the way down
00:53And there ain't nothing about the clock
00:55Nine years old I seen a nigga get shot
00:58Preach!
01:00I ain't got
01:02Ain't nothing in it
01:05Preach!
01:06So you got the motherfuckers based on it
01:08Don't get the motherfuckers
01:10Yeah!
01:17We here
01:19Yeah
01:20Yeah, so
01:22We in Atlanta, Georgia
01:28Yeah, yeah, so y'all already know
01:30If you're from here, you stay here
01:32Y'all already know when you go outside
01:33Your window will be bust
01:37Glass will be on the ground
01:40But Atlanta, Georgia, for one of y'all
01:41I want to be where I'm at, man, get yourself a hand right now, please
01:48Ha-ha!
01:49It feel good to be here
01:50Cause you know, ever since I came to Atlanta, it feel like home
01:53I go out after, after party after
01:55I don't do that everywhere
01:57Me and Mike Elps, we had a show in Chicago
01:59And my cousin from Chicago
02:01Before I went on stage, he was like, hey Wayne
02:03I got an after party booked for you after the show
02:04I said, no you don't
02:07He was like, why?
02:08I said, man, y'all got a reputation
02:10Y'all got them guns, bang-a-bang-a-bang-a-bang
02:13He got mad
02:14Tell me, y'all got a reputation of Atlanta
02:15I said, what?
02:16He told me something, jangling, jangling
02:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, alright
02:29I ain't gonna lie, Atlanta gay is different
02:34Everywhere else, you see a gay man
02:35You know they gay, you can tell
02:38Atlanta, you don't know
02:41There's a lot of undercover gay men
02:43There's a lot of undercover gay men
02:44They said, one out of every five men in Atlanta is undercover gay
02:48Yeah, and me and my three brothers and my barber was walking one day
02:59I said, who is it?
03:02Cause the show ain't me
03:05Speak now, forever hold your peace
03:10And no, I ain't homophobic
03:11I don't want nobody here to say country way
03:13I ain't gonna be homophobic, he don't like gay people, man
03:14No, I ain't got nothing against gay people
03:16If you gay, that's your business
03:17I ain't got nothing against gay people, man
03:19I got a family member that gay, man
03:20Well, a friend of the family
03:24Yo, yo, Kevin
03:26Kevin been gay
03:29Grew up with Kevin, went to school with Kevin
03:31Me and my sister went to school with Kevin
03:32And I took up with him one day in middle school
03:34Yeah, cause they were trying to jump him, you know I'm 37
03:36So when you were gay back then, they used to try to bully you
03:38They tried to jump Kevin, I was like, hey man
03:40Y'all leave Kevin alone, this is life you wanna live, let him live it
03:43And they left Kevin alone
03:44But Kevin made me mad, cause he went in the corner
03:46And he had this little look on his face like
03:52My sister was like, Kevin, what's wrong with you?
03:54He was like, Wayne just don't play by me
04:04I ain't took her for nobody since
04:08I learned to mind my own business
04:15Yo, that's right
04:16I talk about my family on stage, man
04:18My grandma get mad cause she feel like I'm making money off the family
04:21That you making money off of bosses
04:23But I take care of my family
04:25I feel like I should be able to talk about them
04:26You know what I'm saying?
04:28Yo
04:29My grandma
04:30I'ma tell y'all right now
04:31My grandma, my biggest hater, I swear to God
04:35My grandma, she wants something happen to me
04:37Cause she feel like I don't ever get my karma in life
04:38She feel like you, something got to happen in you
04:41Like she, she feel like
04:43She know I got all them baby mamas and stuff
04:45She wants something to happen to me so I can feel some pain
04:47She looked me in my face one day
04:49Told me to my face, she say
04:50I pray every night
04:51That your baby mamas get every dollar you got
04:58I say, I say grandma, I take care of you
05:01So I pray you have enough left for me and that's it
05:08She get mad cause I be telling my grandma she be wasting her money
05:10Like we getting new money and I ain't gonna lie
05:12I spoil her
05:13But she be wasting her
05:13I say grandma, come on now
05:14My grandma spent all her money on Michael Kors' purses
05:18I went in her room
05:19She got every color of Michael Kors' purses sitting on her dresser
05:21I said, now grandma, now you know you don't need all the Michael Kors' purses
05:24She looked down and I said, Michael Kors' purses?
05:26I thought it was a Martin Luther King purse
05:39Get this lady outta here, man
05:42Yeah, man, feel good
05:46I ain't gonna lie, man
05:46You know, when I come in here
05:47You know, I see y'all
05:49When I talk about my grandma and my mothers, man
05:51If you a mother here, let me hear you say, hey
05:54If you a mother, y'all are the most important people on this earth
05:57Give yourself a hand right now, please
06:03Ain't nothing like a mama
06:04I love a mother
06:05I love all five and a half of my baby mamas
06:08You ain't seen a half of them and you don't wanna see them
06:12But I love my baby mama, cause let's be real, man
06:14Hey, people think I'm crazy
06:16Cause I say I take care of my baby mama
06:17If they got a man in the house, I still pay their bills
06:20They think I'm stupid
06:21But I ain't stupid
06:21Cause you know why I do it?
06:23Cause I don't wanna keep them kids
06:26Man, to all the baby daddies out there
06:28I don't figure out the secret
06:29Give your baby mama that money
06:30You know you don't wanna keep them kids for real
06:33My baby mama tried to threaten me one time
06:35I'ma take you to court to get full custody
06:37Y'all be like, ooh
06:40Oh my God, more time for me
06:42I don't care
06:44Man, I don't wanna keep them kids for real
06:47My baby mama's at home right now
06:49Watching the same TikTok dance
06:50I'm on this stage shooting an Amazon special
06:52My life is good
06:58These mamas got a hard job
06:59And to keep these kids
07:01And keep these kids today
07:03These kids today
07:04The hardest kids in the world
07:05I'ma say something about these kids today
07:07That all y'all scared to say
07:08My kids and y'all kids
07:10They all slow, let's be real
07:14You ever looked at some of your kids
07:15And were like, you ain't gonna make it
07:18I don't care how hard you trying in life
07:20You ain't gonna make it
07:21I must have mess with your mama by the microwave
07:25You was a radiation baby
07:28These children slow, man
07:29Y'all know these children slow
07:31God know these children slow
07:33That's why he sent them AI
07:34We ain't have no AI
07:37Only AI we knew was Allen Iverson
07:42Man, these children slow, man
07:44They can't spell
07:47They got Siri for everything
07:49They type one letter
07:50And the whole word pop up
07:52We ain't have that
07:53We had to learn
07:54You know how long it took us
07:56In elementary school
07:57To learn that phone was spelt with a P?
08:01These children slow, man
08:03Think about how much more creative we was then
08:06Than our kids
08:07Think about it
08:08If we ain't have no trash bag in the bathroom
08:11We stopped doing what we did
08:11Get a grocery bag
08:13Figure it out
08:15I know my kids slow
08:16I told my daughters to clean up the kitchen
08:17These teenage girls
08:18I said, hey, we about to shoot some skits over here
08:20I need y'all to clean up the kitchen
08:21You know what she told me?
08:22She said, daddy, we can't sweep
08:23Because we can't find a dustpan
08:27Girl, create a dustpan
08:30Get a piece of mail, an envelope, a book cover, a shoebox top
08:33Figure it out
08:36She's talking about Siri
08:37How you create?
08:38Give me that goddamn phone
08:40Use your head
08:41What's wrong with you?
08:44They slow
08:47And they wasteful
08:48We weren't wasteful growing up
08:50We gave stuff second chances
08:51Before we threw it away
08:53If our batteries went dead
08:54What we did
08:56Put them in the freezer
08:57See if God could do this one more time
09:03I see my daughter doing something that my momma would've knocked my head clean out my body for
09:08I see my daughter throwing away a bottle of lotion that wasn't ready to be thrown away
09:12I say, hey, Malia, what you doing?
09:14She's telling her, daddy, it's empty
09:15I said, girl, if you don't twist that pump off that lotion
09:17And take your hand
09:24Get a knife and cut it in the middle
09:34Girl, put the rest of that in the Ziploc bag
09:39They slow, man
09:40They ain't creative
09:43And tell the mamas out there
09:45Don't let these children make you forget how smart and creative you are
09:48Cause you hang around these slow kids
09:49Y'all getting slow
09:52My daughter Kiyoma
09:53She don't turn her momma slow
09:56Kiyoma three years old
09:57She like to take bubble baths
09:58She ain't got no bubble baths
09:59She don't wanna get in the tub
10:00She ain't have no bubble baths
10:01One night
10:01Her momma called me in the panic
10:02Wayne, can you please go to the store to get Kiyoma some more bubble baths
10:05She don't wanna get in the tub
10:06I say, what?
10:08I say, girl, if you don't go in that kitchen and get some distant churches
10:13Run that water hot
10:14Take that bottle
10:15And take your hand
10:23Girl, you got enough bubbles for tomorrow
10:37And be careful what you name your children too
10:39Cause you don't know if they gonna add up to their name
10:42Some of y'all be naming y'all children Heaven
10:44Huh?
10:47I messed up
10:48I got a daughter named Ernest
10:50But she the biggest liar in America
10:53Ernest seven years old
10:54When she was six
10:54Her tooth fell out
10:55So her momma put the money under the pillow
10:57While Ernest was in the tub
10:58Like the tooth fairy
10:59Ernest woke up the next morning
11:00Told me and her momma
11:01She say, I seen the tooth fairy come in my room
11:03And give me the money last night
11:04I say, Ernest, you ain't seen no tooth fairy
11:05She say, I swear to God on you
11:07I said, girl, don't swear to God on me
11:10I said, how the tooth fairy looks?
11:11She talking about like a tooth
11:14Man, get this girl out of here, man
11:17But I love my kids though, man
11:19If you love your kids
11:20Let me hear you say, hey
11:21Hey
11:22That's right
11:23And if you love your kids
11:24And you want them to be successful when they grow up
11:26Keep it real with them when they young
11:27Pray it out
11:28If you see something you don't like in them
11:29If you pray it out, it'll leave
11:31But if you ignore it
11:32It's gonna grow with them like cancer
11:34But some of y'all scared to see it in y'all kids
11:36Why?
11:37Cause that's y'all baby
11:38But guess what?
11:39It's a lot of people in prison
11:40And guess what?
11:41That was somebody's baby
11:43See, I call it out of my children
11:44I keep it real
11:45I see something on light
11:46I pray it out of my babies
11:47I got a daughter named Christiana
11:48But she ain't no Christian
11:51Christiana, she a teenager now
11:53She fast, she like them boys
11:54Yeah
11:55I ain't saying she a hoe
11:57I ain't saying she a hoe
12:08If she ain't a hoe, she a hammer or something
12:12And I know I ain't the only one with no hammers in here
12:15If you got a hammer in your house, let me hear you say, hey
12:19I believe it's gonna be best
12:20The rest of y'all who line, hoes
12:24Keep it real, man
12:26See something of your children you don't like
12:28Pray it out early
12:29My oldest son Tony
12:30What I don't like about him?
12:31He's too sensitive
12:32He got mad, he get mad
12:33He let words bother him
12:34I say Tony, you can't grow up letting words bother you, man
12:36He got mad about a joke
12:37I said on my last special
12:38He got mad
12:39And the joke wasn't that bad to me, but it was true
12:43The only thing I said, when I found out his mom was pregnant with him
12:46I put a hit out on him
12:49I said I gave his mom the abortion money not to have him
12:52And she still had him
12:53He was like, Daddy, I don't like the way that joke made me feel
12:55I said, how you think I feel?
12:58Yeah, she kept the money
13:00He was like, Daddy, that make me feel like you ain't want me
13:02I said, boy, stop complaining, man
13:04I could've pulled out
13:07At least I gave you a chance
13:10I said, if I would've pulled out, I would've wrapped you in a rag
13:14Then I would've put you in a washing machine
13:17Then that water would go back to the ocean
13:18You would've been swimming with the fishes, boy
13:21It wouldn't have been a fine Nemo
13:22It would've been a fine Tony
13:31I like making couples laugh
13:33Cause I feel like I'm helping y'all relationship, man
13:36How long y'all been together, man?
13:39About three years?
13:40That's real
13:40A faithful black man, brother
13:41But don't you think, they don't think we could be in faithful relationships?
13:44I'm part of the reason for that, but listen
13:47Brother, a faithful black man
13:48And it's a woman here right now saying
13:50They don't mean he faithful cause they been together three years
13:52Brother, I know you faithful
13:52And you gon' prove it to everybody here tonight
13:55We gon' get the security to come here
13:57You gon' unlock your phone and let her go through your fire
14:07I'm just playin', boy, he got scared as hell
14:10He got so scared, he asked his girl, hey baby, you ready to go?
14:15I don't like this joke right here, you ready to go?
14:18Woo!
14:20The whole front roll like a little
14:23Hold up, man, my phone locked up, you can't get mine
14:25Wait a minute
14:26Boy, that cell phone, you ain't going through my cell phone
14:29I swear to God, no nobody
14:31Man, my ex tried to go through my phone
14:33Man, her goddamn friend told her about a girl I was talking to
14:35I caught her going through my phone
14:36I said, girl, I didn't get my phone
14:37She went into the kitchen, this girl got a knife
14:39This girl had a knife in my neck
14:40I said, Wayne, if you don't give me the cover of your phone
14:42I swear to God, I'm gonna stab in your neck
14:43I said, well, you might wanna stab me
14:46Yeah, cause you go through this phone
14:47You gon' wanna shoot me in your hair stylist
14:57You be gettin' hair stylist too
15:00Hey, but fellas, I say this though
15:04I say this every show, man
15:05If you gon' cheat, stop gettin' mad when she cheat back
15:08Get out your feelings
15:09Cause she gon' do it
15:11And ain't gon' be with no guy from the NBA team
15:13Or nothin' like that
15:14No!
15:15It's gon' be with that dude that workin' Popeyes
15:18And he gon' beat that coochie like some flour
15:22You think you can get your girl coochie better than that bro dude from Popeyes
15:25Is you stupid?
15:27You think you can lick your girl titty better than that bro dude from Popeyes
15:30Is you stupid?
15:32When that bro dude from Popeyes get your girl titty
15:34He squeezes
15:42Look at all the ladies here
15:43He ain't lyin' about that bro dude
15:47Damn, man, she laugh hard as hell, boy
15:54But ladies, I'm with y'all though
15:56Y'all right?
15:57I get it
15:58Men shouldn't cheat
15:59It hurt
16:00I'm with y'all
16:00But ladies, what I want y'all to start doing though
16:02Stop comparing us to your granddaddy
16:04I don't like that
16:05Y'all swear the men back then were so much stronger
16:07I don't be talking to my granddaddy with my grandma
16:09He ain't never cheated on my grandma
16:11And your granddaddy didn't have a cell phone with his location on it either
16:16Your grandma ain't know where your granddaddy was at
16:19Your granddaddy was on a horse
16:22Your granddaddy can't ever cheatin' on your grandma on that horse
16:25Your grandma like, where you was at?
16:27He tell her anything
16:28Um, Fisher
16:30Yeah, for some coochie
16:33Stock a pan to see your granddaddy
16:34Cause it's harder for us not to cheat than it was for your granddaddy
16:37Why?
16:38Cause we could see every woman in the world on social media at one time
16:41Your granddaddy only seen the women on his dirt road
16:46So, since it's harder for us not to cheat than it was for your granddaddy
16:49You gonna have to do stuff that your grandma didn't do to help us not cheat
16:52It might be weird, but you got to do it
16:55You got to do something to make your man think about you all day while he away from the house
16:58It might be weird, but you got to do it
17:01Before your man leave the house
17:03You might got to stick your hand in your coochie and walk across the lip line
17:09You know what?
17:28Like, man, why you did that?
17:29You be like, aw, so you could smell what you got at home
17:33and it's gonna work too.
17:34He's gonna go out there, try to holler at a girl,
17:36be like, hey, shawty, what's your name?
17:37Is a good wind gonna come by?
17:38Ooh, she's like, hmm.
17:42Y'all forgot what I got at home, I'm sorry.
17:46Now, don't all y'all girls try that,
17:48because that could go a whole nother way.
17:50I can see some of y'all now, ah, ah!
17:53You know what, you can have the house and everything.
17:56What the hell was that, why is my lip swelling up?
17:58What you did?
17:59You ate some peanuts, what was that?
18:02Why'd you put on my lip?
18:17But, all that playoff stuff getting old, though, man.
18:19I'm 37 years old now.
18:21Time for country wine to settle down.
18:22All them baby mamas, all them women's time to be one.
18:25And let's be real, you know what I'm saying?
18:26I'm at that age, though, when you're 37,
18:28I can talk to girls, you know what I'm saying,
18:30late 20s, early 30s, but now I can talk to the aunties.
18:34And I've been testing them aunties out.
18:37And tell y'all, y'all young girls,
18:38y'all gonna be mad when I tell y'all this,
18:40but the aunties got better coochie than y'all.
18:49Yeah, y'all young girls don't drinkin' no water.
18:54Hell no, y'all ain't changin' y'all dyes yet.
18:57You down there lickin' on a young girl.
19:00And I taste lemon pepper chicken.
19:03Now I got high blood pressure.
19:05I go down there lickin' on your auntie.
19:08I taste carrot juice.
19:11It was healthy to go down to your auntie.
19:14That's right.
19:16All the aunties are takin' all the younger guys.
19:18You know why, ladies?
19:19Because they don't do all that talkin' when you come over there.
19:22Y'all young girls, mid-20s, early 30s,
19:24we come over there, y'all got a speech every once in a while.
19:26You know what?
19:27You ain't finna get none of this.
19:28You not finna keep coming over here and get my body
19:29if you ain't got no plan for my life.
19:33Well, I wish you would've said that before I came over here.
19:37You go to your auntie house, she ain't talkin' about nothin'.
19:40And she talkin', she takin' her pants down at the same time.
19:44She be like, guess what my sister and her husband
19:46were talkin' about today.
19:54They don't wanna have the family reunion at they house this year.
19:58I told her they got the biggest backyard.
19:59We should have it over there.
20:02Go ahead, take your time, it's yours.
20:06Hold up, stop, that's rough.
20:08Stop, stop, stop.
20:10Go hit that switch and turn that cellophane off her.
20:15Now, come over here and drink some of this carrot juice
20:17to get that lemon pepper taste out tonight.
20:29If you got that carrot juice, let me hear you say, hey!
20:32Hey!
20:33Hold up, I heard a man, wait a minute.
20:37I ain't doin' no special in Atlanta no more.
20:43Oh!
20:48If you're a hardworking, ambitious, and creative woman,
20:50let me hear you say, hey!
20:52Hey!
20:53To all the hardworking, ambitious, and creative women,
20:55y'all might be mad when I tell y'all this one.
21:00To all the hard-working, ambitious, and creative women,
21:02did you know they say lazy women got better coochie than y'all?
21:07Let me tell you why.
21:09They say all y'all hard-working, ambitious, and creative women,
21:12all y'all creative juices be up here.
21:17That lazy woman ain't did nothing all day.
21:20Them juices sit in that crock pot boiling.
21:23That's why I like a girl who credits go so low,
21:25they won't let her in the parking lot of the bank.
21:28I like a girl who get back a tax refund.
21:31All y'all wouldn't be like, I make too much money,
21:33I pay taxes, I don't get no refund.
21:35Ooh.
21:37I want a woman who get back $58,000.
21:40She only made $5,000, but she got back $58,000.
21:45Yeah, that lazy coochie the best.
21:47That's why when I come to my shows,
21:49I don't look at the women in the VIP seats with the good jobs.
21:52No!
21:53I want the ones in the back
21:56who just got their ticket right before they sat down.
22:01Look at all the hard-working women.
22:03You got us messed up.
22:03We got that good coochie.
22:04Okay.
22:06To all the hard-working women, I ain't gonna lie.
22:08Y'all turn us on.
22:10Y'all turn me on, too.
22:10I'm gonna tell y'all when y'all turn us on,
22:12when y'all be in y'all uniform.
22:14Oh, my God.
22:15Them scrubs, oh, my God.
22:18A nurse, if you're a nurse, let me, he'd say, hey.
22:20Hey.
22:21I love a nurse.
22:24But I don't like no RN.
22:27I like a CNA.
22:30Somebody who too lazy to go to school to get a real degree.
22:34Now, that CNA don't know nothing, though.
22:35You be having a seizure.
22:36She be like, uh-uh.
22:37Just take a bath.
22:39Put some Epsosol in the water.
22:42For a seizure?
22:43Seein' they go to school in four days, be on Instagram.
22:46Look what God did.
22:47God ain't do that.
22:49Anybody could have got that degree to watch that old man.
22:51God ain't do that.
23:02Hey.
23:03Hey, fellas, I know this stuff funny,
23:05but pay attention to this one.
23:06You need to hear this one,
23:07because I want to make sure you're with the right woman
23:08who's gonna help your money flow.
23:11Fellas, did you know?
23:13The size of your woman's booty can determine
23:14how successful you're gonna be in the future.
23:17They say a man who got a woman with a little booty
23:19got a better chance of being successful
23:21than a man who got a woman with a big booty.
23:23Now, look at all the little booty women.
23:24Wayne, what they say?
23:25Hurry up.
23:25Tell me.
23:25Oh, my God.
23:27I just about to go get a BDL next week.
23:29Let God use you here tonight.
23:34Let me tell you why.
23:36Because they say when a man got a woman with a big booty,
23:39he don't even want to go to work.
23:42He want to sit around that big booty all day.
23:45When a man got a woman with a big booty,
23:46he wake up for work, look up on the covers,
23:48he be like, man, no, I ain't finna go to work today.
23:50That boy from Popeyes might come over here.
23:55When a man got a woman with a little booty,
23:57he wake up for work, look up on the covers,
23:58be like, ah, I got more work to do.
24:06That's why white men are some of the most successful men in America.
24:13Look at the white girl like, no, things have changed.
24:17We figured it out.
24:19It's a syrup on a can of yams.
24:22Yeah, but shout out to my white brother and sister
24:25that came with us tonight.
24:25Because black people, we got to admit,
24:27white people, they more honest than us.
24:29About little stuff you wouldn't even think about either.
24:32If a white lady fart and you ain't hear it,
24:34she'll still let you know.
24:38She'll be like, get back.
24:42The jeep ran over the frog.
24:49Black people, if we fart and you ain't hear it,
24:51that's on you.
24:53If we fart and you ain't hear it,
24:54we try to run away from it.
24:55Hold up, Camille, let me talk to you for a minute.
24:58Goddamn, I was just like, hold up, hold up, wait a minute.
25:02Goddamn, it followed me, let me shake it off.
25:04Goddamn, must be a good win, wait a minute.
25:07I gotta throw these pans away when I get to the house.
25:16Another thing I like about my white brother and sisters,
25:18when they'll bite you somewhere, it's a real invite.
25:20Ain't no other intentions, and they'll bite you ahead of time
25:22to give you time to prepare to wherever they'll bite you to.
25:25Like, if a white person invites you to a cookout,
25:27it's different when a black person invites you.
25:28When a white person invites you, when they call you,
25:30the phone won't even ring nice.
25:33Ring.
25:35Ring.
25:40You be like, hello, they talking all nice.
25:41Hey, how you doing, buddy?
25:43Just chilling, man, what going on?
25:44We're having a get-together,
25:45and we want you and the family to come through.
25:48Okay, um, when is it?
25:50December.
25:52Well, damn, if I'm still alive.
25:56All right, well, do you need me to bring something in December?
25:58Oh, no, you better not bring nothing.
26:00Oh, my God, this is a real invite.
26:03Now, let a black person invite you to a cookout.
26:05Whole different situation, whole different ringtone.
26:11Bring everything, bring everything, bring everything.
26:21You be like, hello, they talking all loud.
26:23What going on, boy?
26:24What going on?
26:25It's chilling, man, what's up?
26:26Man, we having a cookout, man.
26:27Want to bite you and the family?
26:28Okay, um, when is it?
26:30Today.
26:32Well, when did y'all plan this?
26:33Today, all right, well, do I need to bring anything over there?
26:38Um, yeah, just some chicken, some reels, some steaks,
26:40some forts, some plates, some beer, some liquor, some juice,
26:42some cups, and some napkins, and some cars,
26:44and some chairs, and some ice.
26:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, bring some coals
26:49to heat that meat up when you come over there.
26:52But, damn, do I need to bring anything else?
26:53Yeah, stop by Walmart and get a grill on the way over here.
26:58They ain't coming to the expensive cookout, man.
27:02Black people, we funny, boy, we make God laugh.
27:05I tell everybody, no matter if you're black, white, or brown,
27:08you pray to God, your blessings come,
27:09we just do different things with our blessings.
27:11Like a white person, pray to God, my Father God in heaven,
27:14will you please send me the money to pay off
27:16my student loans and credit cards?
27:18God send white people the money, they take the money,
27:21they go pay off their student loans and credit cards.
27:24Black people, we pray to God, my Father God in heaven,
27:27will you please send me the money to pay off
27:28my student loans and credit cards?
27:30God send the money, if we see it, we be like, hey.
27:38God, is this for that?
27:39Let me know.
27:41Well, I'll put something on it till you figure it out.
27:51But I tell people, man, everywhere I go,
27:53they be like, man, country ain't a vibe.
27:55It's like, you know, I bring out this positive energy,
27:57but I tell everybody the reason why I got this fun energy
27:59because I'm a blend and version of all black people.
28:03Country Wayne got all black people in him.
28:04All black people really just like country Wayne.
28:06We like to just have fun.
28:08They think black people got attitude.
28:09We ain't got no attitude.
28:10Our attitude just connected to how our paycheck is that week.
28:15If our paycheck good, our attitude good.
28:18But if our money low, you don't want to know.
28:22If our money good this week, man, we could leave here.
28:24Somebody could drop a $100 bill, man.
28:26We'll pick it up and chase them down.
28:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, you drop this.
28:29They be like, oh, my God.
28:30Most people went and gave it back.
28:31We'll go to preach it to this person for no reason.
28:34See, let me tell you about Jesus.
28:37When you got Jesus, you don't need to take nothing from no man.
28:40We'll sing a gospel song to this person for no reason.
28:44It's something about the name Jesus.
28:48It is the sweetest name I know.
28:54Whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:58But let our money be low.
29:00And we leave here tonight and somebody drop a $100 bill.
29:03We'll sing a gospel song, all right?
29:06Stomp.
29:08Make me clap my hands, make me want to dance.
29:13Come on, stomp.
29:15Thank you, Jesus.
29:18If our money good this week, we could leave here tonight.
29:22Drive our car.
29:23Somebody could barely hit our car in the back.
29:25Bloop.
29:25They come to the one to worry.
29:26Hey, I'm sorry I hit your car.
29:27I didn't do no damage.
29:28They be like, are you okay?
29:29He be like, I'm fine.
29:30We'll just call the police.
29:31The car is just a material thing.
29:33We'll handle that when they come here.
29:34How's your family?
29:36But let our money be low.
29:39Man, we leave here tonight and somebody barely hit our car in the back.
29:43Bloop.
29:43We're like, ooh, thank you, Jesus.
29:53Ooh, it's a white lady.
29:54Thank God.
30:01They come to the window, word.
30:02Are you okay?
30:03No, you talking to a dead person.
30:06But I barely hit you.
30:07This ain't against you.
30:08It's against your insurance company.
30:10Well, can we just talk about it?
30:12How you going to talk to me and I'm dead?
30:20Black people, man.
30:22That black magic.
30:23Everybody in Hollywood, they think I'm on drugs because I got this natural energy.
30:26I tell everybody, I ain't on drugs.
30:28I'm naturally high like this.
30:29I ain't on no drugs.
30:30I don't smoke or drink.
30:31I can't even smoke.
30:32I will never smoke again.
30:33My first and last time smoking with my cousin at the family reunion.
30:36I will never put nothing in my body again to change the time on the GPS.
30:41I got high with my cousins when I got done smoking a GPS and said, I'll be home in 35
30:45minutes.
30:46It took me an hour and 52 minutes because I kept driving by my house looking for my car in
30:51the yard.
30:59Somebody stole my car and I can't call the police because I'm too high.
31:10I'll be naturally high, man.
31:12I don't smoke.
31:13I can't drink.
31:14Why can't I drink?
31:15Because when you drink, you become more who you really are.
31:17Me, I'm too honest.
31:18I like to tell the truth too much.
31:20I know I can't drink.
31:21How I know I can't drink?
31:22Because my sister got me drunk for my 25th birthday on the patrol.
31:25I got so drunk, I took my main girl to my side chick house.
31:43I said, that's who's been throwing your pH balance off.
31:52Yep, this is going to be my last special right here.
32:04When I first came up here with this red velvet suit, about five minutes in, I realized I made a
32:13bad choice.
32:17I feel like the inside of a cutlass right now.
32:23I'm hot, I'm hot, but I ain't taking it off because it match.
32:31You know, black people, when an outfit match, we'll go through whatever the key is.
32:35I have a stroke up here tonight before I take this jacket off.
32:39Damn, I knew it.
32:40I knew it.
32:41When I first came out here, I don't remember that y'all.
32:47But everybody, man, they think I'm crazy though.
32:49And a lot of people ask me, they ask me the same question.
32:52And I'm getting tired of giving the same answer because it's like, they be like, Wayne, how you do everything
32:56you do?
32:56How you drop all them videos every day?
32:58How you move without Hollywood the way you move?
33:01How you had all them baby mamas and you still straight?
33:03And I tell everybody the secret, but they don't want to believe it.
33:05I tell everybody, I got Jesus.
33:08If you believe in Jesus, let me hear you say, hey.
33:11Jesus is popping.
33:14And some people say, Wayne, you're a hypocrite.
33:16How you say you got Jesus, but you had all them women?
33:18I said, I prayed for that.
33:21My God came through for me.
33:22I don't know what your God did for you.
33:24I ain't gonna lie though, man.
33:26I tell everybody, don't blame the women in the situation.
33:29God came to me and tried to save me from that when I was young.
33:32I remember when God knew I was going to be favored.
33:34He came to me in a dream.
33:35He said, Wayne, I'm going to touch your mind and give you a creative mind.
33:38He said, I'm going to touch your heart and give you a giving heart.
33:40He said, I'm going to take the urge of women away from you.
33:43And I woke up.
33:46I said, God, you done enough.
33:48I said, you go bless somebody else.
33:50You ain't got to bless me.
33:52I said, matter of fact, let me suffer with this.
33:57But I tell everybody, man, I got Jesus.
34:00How I know I got Jesus?
34:01Because I've been in situations that I know he got me out of.
34:04Because everybody who know my story, me and my daddy and my family and my uncles, we sold drugs together
34:08for 10 years plus.
34:09I'm the only one in the family that ain't go to prison.
34:11Now, my grandma swear I was snitching.
34:15Every family functions.
34:16She telling everybody, y'all know Wayne told.
34:18He was snitching.
34:20He say, Jesus popping.
34:21But he popped up and told on somebody.
34:24But that's how I know I got Jesus.
34:25Because I made it out the streets.
34:26And I ain't have to snitch or nothing.
34:27I ain't never snitch.
34:28Now, if something wasn't mine, I'll tell you it ain't.
34:32Like, one day, I was at my cousin Damon and Travis' trap house.
34:36Now, this they trap house.
34:38This they drugs.
34:39So, me and Damon were playing the game.
34:41So, I heard a knock at the door.
34:43I said, somebody at y'all door.
34:46They said, the police.
34:47The police bust in.
34:49Damon and Travis dropped their drugs right in front of me and ran out the back door.
34:52So, I had to run to catch them to let them know, y'all dropped something.
34:57We get outside.
34:58It's hell dark outside.
34:59So, Damon and Travis inside, they want to hide.
35:01Damon jumped in the trash can.
35:02Travis playing halfway up the tree.
35:04So, I hid in the bushes.
35:05But the police found me first.
35:06They could see my eyes going through the bushes.
35:09They thought I was a deer.
35:11So, the police put me in handcuffs, taking me to the car by myself.
35:15Because they ain't found Damon and Travis.
35:17So, I had to throw Damon and Travis a hit to let them know, they got us.
35:24Game over.
35:29So, they put me in the car, but they still ain't got Damon and Travis.
35:32I told the officer, I said, can you hold on one moment, please?
35:36I said, Damon, get up out that trash can.
35:40Travis, get down from that tree.
35:43They found y'all.
35:53Hurry up.
35:54They're ready to go.
36:04I ain't snitch.
36:04I won a high-to-seat contest.
36:08Jesus got me out of that.
36:11I give all my credit to Jesus.
36:12God, I know I got Jesus.
36:13How I know?
36:14Because I had nightclubs before coming there.
36:15I had two nightclubs.
36:16And to make it out of nightclub alive, y'all take that for granted.
36:19Well, that was Jesus.
36:20You got to think about it.
36:21Because nightclub is dangerous.
36:23And if you go to the club today, you is stupid.
36:27Why would you go to the club and the DJ trying to kill you?
36:30Think about it.
36:31It's part of the DJ's fault.
36:32You know why?
36:33Because he knows certain songs you should not play when people got their alcohol in their system.
36:36Because when people are drunk, they try to follow instructions to whatever the song tells them to do.
36:41It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
36:43You already got our money.
36:44Everybody drunk.
36:45Why is you playing Lil Bootsy's Set It Off?
36:48The lyrics to Lil Bootsy's song Set It Off go,
36:50You want to talk?
36:52You want to run your mouth?
36:53You want some gangsters in your mother?
36:56We'll set it.
36:57I ain't got no gum.
36:58I got to act like I got one.
37:00And if you got a family member or a friend that like to go to the club to start stuff,
37:04leave them at the house.
37:05Because they going to get you killed.
37:07I got that family member.
37:08My cousin P.L.
37:09Let me tell you about my cousin P.L.
37:10Now my cousin P.L., he a bully.
37:12He be game banging.
37:13Guess what?
37:13He tried to bully the wrong guy some years ago.
37:15The guy pulled out a gun, shot P.L. in the hip.
37:17Now he paralyzed from the waist down.
37:19But P.L. think he's so gangster.
37:20He like try to forget that he in a wheelchair.
37:24Like we pulled up to the club some years after this situation.
37:27Before I became country way into the world.
37:29Before I had my own nightclubs.
37:30We pulled up to the club.
37:31My cousin was driving.
37:32I'm in the pencil side.
37:34P.L. sitting in the back in the middle.
37:35We pulled up to the club.
37:36See some girls in the parking lot we ain't never seen before.
37:38P.L. said something this night.
37:39They threw me out for the rest of the night.
37:41He was like, I'm going to walk in there with y'all tonight.
37:50I said, what you say?
37:52He said, I seen some girls over there in the parking lot.
37:54That wheelchair going to throw me off.
37:55Leave it in the trunk.
37:56I'm going to walk in there with y'all tonight.
37:58I said, how?
38:00He said, man, when we get out the car, y'all just hold me up.
38:03And we eat your arm.
38:05Walk me in there and sit me down.
38:06I got it from there.
38:07I said, P.L. I swear to God on grandma I'm not holding you up.
38:11He was like, man, hold me up, man.
38:13So P.L. made me and my cousin get him out the car.
38:21Everybody looking at us in the parking lot.
38:23I'm like, it's a long story.
38:27We get to the front.
38:28The security guard looked at us.
38:29He was like, y'all going to have to separate so I can search y'all.
38:37I said, that's impossible.
38:40He said, either separate or y'all ain't going in.
38:42So I looked at P.L.
38:44He did like this.
38:45So I did like this.
38:47Bow.
38:47He hit the floor.
38:48He let him crawl on in.
38:51Now, when we get P.L. in the club, P.L.
38:55Messing around.
38:56P.L. get on that Hennessy.
38:57He want to go back to game banging.
38:59P.L.
38:59We sat P.L. down.
39:00He drunk some of that Hennessy.
39:01I said, five minutes later, seen some guys over there he ain't like, for no reason, threw his sit-up.
39:05Mmm, mmm.
39:06I said, P.L., stop it.
39:09Five minutes later, he did it again.
39:11Mmm, mmm.
39:12I said, P.L., stop it before them boys make you walk it.
39:15How you talking?
39:18Ten minutes later, he did it again.
39:20Mmm, mmm.
39:21When he did it this time, them boys disappeared.
39:23I said, oh, hell.
39:25Right before the clubs by the end, them guys came back.
39:28Guess what they did?
39:29They shot at the club.
39:30Guess what's where they shot?
39:31I'll wait.
39:31Guess what I did?
39:32Little P.L.
39:35I went outside.
39:35I was hot.
39:36And the girl came out crying.
39:38She was like, ah.
39:39I said, what's wrong?
39:40She said, they shot P.L.
39:42I said, oh, Lord.
39:43Where they shot him at?
39:43She said, in the legs.
39:45I was like, oh, he'll be okay.
39:49I said, God, where can we steer his waist?
40:06I feel good, man.
40:09all these women having a good time laughing ladies I'm gonna say something tonight and I mean this
40:15I know y'all think I'm crazy and I play too much but I mean this from the bottom of
40:18my heart
40:19ladies protect your heart for getting broken protect it because when y'all heart broke y'all
40:26ain't the same person oh lord y'all be so mean when y'all heart broke oh my god them
40:32first two
40:32weeks oh my y'all be a mean mama your little boy come up to you mama and look what
40:37I drew you'll
40:37never be an artist because your daddy's slow his mama's slow his sister's slow everybody on his
40:42side of the family's slow I was away from God when I dealt with your daddy matter of fact let
40:46me pray
40:47them demons out of you right now my father God of heaven please get them demons out of my family
40:55and fellas let me tell you something if you ever broke a woman heart and she say she forgave you
41:00she lied you think a woman gonna forgive you for breaking her heart no she waiting on something
41:05to happen to you you think your ex really praying for you brother if you broke your ex heart you
41:10could
41:11leave here tonight and your car could catch on fire and she could see that on social media with you
41:15in
41:16it guess what she gonna say when she see it God don't play by me he thought God forgot but
41:22God do
41:35watch who you dealing with hashtag God don't play by me protect your heart but ladies tonight I'm gonna
41:49give y'all the secret on how to protect your heart the secret to protecting your heart is to know
41:54that
41:54your heart can be broken so if you walk around and know your heart can be broken God will protect
41:58it
41:58for you but if you walk around with that ego like oh my mama raised me different I'm different than
42:02all the
42:02other women baby let me tell you something if a true player wants you we could get you weenie
42:05got have no money only thing we got to do have your inner make you laugh how you think I
42:10got all my
42:10baby mama's I made them girls laugh till they panties drop but after child support I realized the joke was
42:27on
42:29me but potential heart but the secret to pretending your heart is to know that your heart can be
42:34broken don't have that ego I remember this girl back in my hood you know that girl in the hood
42:38who fine
42:39but you don't had all the other fine girls but you ain't got her yet so she think oh my
42:43god I'm
42:43different she told me some my face she said Wayne the women you deal with is low frequency you can't
42:48get me my mama my auntie raised me different I'm a strong I'm a high frequency woman but I knew
42:53how to
42:53talk to her I look at dead in her eyes and I said but I talked to my grandma about
42:58you she's like oh my
43:02god you went back to the ancestors what your grandma said about me I said my grandma said I'm coming
43:08at
43:08you wrong she said I'm coming at you like a girlfriend but you were born a wife I said you
43:14are angels so I gotta come at you from a whole different angle cuz it ain't your flesh it's your
43:17spirit so I got to get connected to the source of God before he let me come and get it
43:21she gave me
43:25that coochie I ain't call her for a month a month later she called me mad Wayne you back in
43:31differences you got my stuff you say you talk to your grandma on what change I said girl I talked
43:36to
43:36my granddaddy he said my grandma got all time but she don't know the hell she talking they work
43:49every time to my boy hey because what's gonna mess up when you say I was coming at you like
43:55a
43:55girlfriend but you were born a wife you know oh my god he see the wife in me then you
44:00can be like
44:00because you's an angel sorry to come at you from a whole different angle cuz it ain't your flesh it's
44:04your spirit so I gotta get connected to the source of God before he let me come and get it
44:08well write
44:09that down boy oh my bad my bad I ain't see you right there I'm sorry I ain't see you
44:17I'm sorry he
44:19gonna be in my DM hey Wayne what you said the angel went around the corner the angel talked to
44:24your
44:24grandma what the angel said your grandma but people ask me all the time they'd be like they say Wayne
44:35why
44:35don't you think women today as compassionate as our mommas aunties and grandmas was I say the women
44:40today are the same ain't nothing different only thing different is the music however the music is that's
44:45the vibe and emotions of a woman like our mommas and aunties they had songs that helped them be
44:50compassionate about their men they had artists like Monica remember Monica had a song to say I will
44:55cross the ocean for you and bring you the moon you know how much a woman got to love you
45:01to cross the
45:01ocean a black woman she can't even swim man ain't no songs about no water and no moon today and
45:12if it was it'd be like I
45:14I won't cross a mud puddle and I won't bring you a moon pie the music change everything that's why
45:23nobody don't make love no more because the songs don't tell you to make love man people don't want
45:27to make love no more they want to get thrown against the dresser man our mommas and aunties and uncles
45:34they had songs that gave them instructions on how to make love it'd be like touch of here touch of
45:39there
45:39rubbers off everywhere what the music they do to in a day huh hmm hmm grab her by the neck
45:48kicker and
45:49knees put her on the floor pick her back up you ain't got no health insurance go to sleep you
45:55going to jail
45:57that's 87 years you going to prison buddy she still sleep you going to jail these girls don't want to
46:05make love they want to do whatever the songs tell them to do future got a lyric in his song
46:11we say
46:12I'm gonna put my thumb in a butt what and these girls like that too how I know they like
46:21it cause
46:21I'm behind a girl one night she gonna look back at me and say Wayne can you please put your
46:25thumb in
46:25my butt I said girl turn around stop talking to me she's like don't judge me it's just something I
46:31like I say I'm not gonna put my thumb in your butt she was like please I say you begging
46:35God dog hey
46:37ah that's now no ask me to do that hey I said girl this is my caducie sage I went
46:44to the bathroom and
46:45grabbed a dial bar of soap and struck it like a lighter I said God please don't let my thumbnail
46:51turn brown oh Lord Jesus please please don't let a mold come in my thumb God is getting worse Lord
46:58Jesus
46:59oh it's on it's on my give me another hand that's why judge guys with brown fingernails they keep
47:09trying to laugh and ball this fits up at the same time he'll profit how you knew that hey but
47:19the
47:19music different man y'all think R&B music the same now y'all think it ever be the same
47:25I don't think so
47:27either you know why cuz they got R Kelly for real this time now let me ask y'all a
47:33question do y'all
47:34think R Kelly was the only R&B singer dealing with them young girls back then I don't think so
47:39either
47:39and me and Keith Sweat me and him like this I told Keith I say I don't think you did
47:43nothing but you got a
47:43song that suspicious Keith Sweat got a song where the lyrics go you may be young but you ready
47:53ready for what he said ready to learn okay what grade she in he said you're not a little girl
48:05you a grown
48:07woman okay who you trying to convince he said come take my hand when she need help going across the
48:14street so he sweat you gonna have to remix that one but I asked myself man I say why did
48:23R Kelly music
48:24grab us more than everybody music what was it about his music I figured it out y'all his music
48:29relatable
48:31he relatable because that's what I use in my comedy a lot of comedians feel like how Wayne keep getting
48:35all these specials and all the opportunities cuz I'm relatable I only got to try to be funny I come
48:41on
48:41this stage and just talk all night but that's all R Kelly music was R Kelly music relatable a lot
48:47of
48:47the artists today they ain't relatable they talk about money too much I don't know who they talking to
48:53they be saying stuff like let me take you to Jamaica on the Monday and Paris on a Tuesday who
48:58the hell
49:00going to Jamaica and Paris in the same week man everybody ain't got their passport shut up
49:07R Kelly music relatable man he got a song about getting up guess what the name of it guess what
49:12they
49:12getting up at the name of it is get up on the room get your $150 get a bottle get
49:19your room if you want
49:20to act like you in Jamaica turn the heat up to 80 and pretend like you in Jamaica and another
49:26reason R Kelly music grabbed us car Kelly music simple you can you can understand every word you
49:32can sing along you don't know the words this music today we be lying when we don't know the lyrics
49:37we
49:37just do our head like this right here like you know I'll be riding you know that I don't slide
49:42it
49:42you know that I don't with it you know that she with it you know that I got a money
49:45yeah what you
49:49see R Kelly music so simple he have a grown person count like they in kindergarten you don't believe me
49:57one let's
50:00come to my room of fun two I say give me your tongue three tonight I'm going to fulfill your
50:10fantasy yeah
50:14four lie down on the floor can't wait to come inside six shut up
50:25R Kelly music different and everybody be like we should stop listening to R Kelly music let me tell
50:32you something everybody who listen to R Kelly music we was already addicted before we heard that stuff
50:37when you already addicted to something you just can't get off of that overnight they'd be like
50:41can't you should just be able to get off it can you just get off chicken no R Kelly music
50:46like chicken
50:47and you know you just can't get off chicken chicken but R Kelly man R Kelly and a lot of
50:56people say
50:56black people let R Kelly slide they say we didn't hold him accountable but no they forgot man
51:02we heard R Kelly had pee we weren't with that we were like no man we ain't with that pee
51:11but he made us forget about that pee guess how he made us forget about that pee he dropped that
51:17chocolate fatter album right after that that chocolate fatter album was so good man we forgot about the pee
51:23you know we so stupid the name of the album was the chocolate factory
51:27that's Willy Wonka that's a lot of kids
51:35look at the CNA he's like I ain't get that one either
51:41but but they forgot we held R Kelly accountable we first heard he had pee that album drop we hit
51:46that
51:47first single we held on we held on tight that first single was let me stick my key in your
51:52ignition
51:53baby we like nope could we just see you pee on somebody baby but R Kelly wasn't worried why was
52:01he worried he riding around with his half halfway done like he knew he won't go into prison I'm like
52:05boy you better go cut your hair you better go to jail but why wasn't he worried because he knew
52:10he had
52:11that remix to ignition coming right after that now that remix to ignition was a whole different song
52:15when it came on it took over your whole goddamn soul I don't care who you was it's the remixing
52:21to
52:21ammunition hot and fresh out the kitchen mama rolling that body got every man in you wish it
52:26sipping no coke and rum I'm like so what I'm drawn it's the freaking weekend baby I'm about to have
52:32me some fun
52:33go get me a headband right now that boy could take a remix and make it better than anybody song
52:40do y'all remember the song I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind and the remix
52:47came with
52:47something like this this is my favorite part of the song I'ma pray for everybody go home and have a
52:59baby
53:00something like this is my favorite part of the song I don't care if you got a history written in
53:06me or whatever what he say
53:16I don't care if you got a history written in me or whatever what he say
53:23time to have sex
53:25this is my favorite part of the song I will fuck until I hear my sound
53:34don't forget you know I've been rolling out the shower
53:40now show me some idee
53:42E E
54:07This man say show me somebody
54:11He should have took that to court
54:14He should have been like I said
54:15Show me some I D E
54:17Y'all know I can't read E
54:28That man needs another lawyer man
54:32That dog are killing man
54:35All these aunties out here
54:38All this carrot juice
54:41And he wants a lemon pepper chicken
54:49Then they be judging women
54:51They be like how can a woman listen to R. Kelly
54:53He ain't never made no song for them
54:55What?
54:56Do you remember the song R. Kelly made for a woman
54:58When she was getting cheated on by the same man over and over
55:01He made a song to let that man know
55:03One day she gonna get tired
55:04And he gonna be looking like this
55:05Right here
55:12What?
55:12She ain't never mind
55:14Yeah
55:16Should've known when they'd come
55:18She gon' find somebody
55:21Yeah
55:21She gon' find him
55:22No one thing doesn't do
55:24She should've had to be smart
55:27No one's time for her
55:30No one's time for her
55:31No one's time for her
55:31No one's time for her
55:41No one's time for her
55:44No one's time for her
56:00No one's time for her
56:01No one's time for her
56:05No one's time for her
56:05No one's time for her
56:07No one's time for her
56:07No one's time for her
56:10No one's time for her
56:11No one's time for her
56:11No one's time for her
56:11No one's time for her
56:11No one's time for her
56:29I took it too far, when y'all was cheering I felt like a R&B singer, when I couldn't
56:37rip my shirt, I feel like Eddie Caine got the smile of heartbeats, dang, nights like this, I wish
56:51Raindrops will fall, Atlanta George, I appreciate y'all rocking me, it's been all love,
57:07she was on the street, so what do you love me, you motherfucking love, you didn't get it
57:12from my mama, so I got her off the block, been working my whole life, but I ain't never
57:16punched the clock, nine years old, I seen a nigga get shot, damn, niggas quick to run
57:22they mouth when they get jammed, pussy ass nigga tell it on his own fam, the same nigga that
57:29you break your neck for, be the same nigga that cross you out and wet you up, supposed
57:34to be chasing money, but you chasing bitches, real bosses don't talk, we just sit back and
57:39listen, stack that paper up and then make boss moves, she like to argue, so I sent that bitch
57:45to law school, keep keepin' real with your dog no matter what, preach, same bitch declines,
57:50she love you, she'll set you up, preach, out here in these streets, it ain't no such thing
57:54as love, preach, the only thing I trust is this Pilsa and these slugs, preach, real nigga shit,
58:00only when I do speak, if that nigga don't work, he'll fucking leave, preach,
58:05bitch.
58:05All right.
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