00:01Welcome to the final episode of Small Town Scandal. I'm Toby Buchanan.
00:07I'm back at Dorleo Police Station following a fresh lead.
00:11As of last episode I discovered that the automated lawnmowers buzzing around Uncle Mitch's death scene have cameras.
00:17Which means they may have filmed the killer.
00:20Right now all we've got is the McKeith brothers swearing
00:23It was a demon.
00:24Which is not ideal.
00:25My dad is still suspect number one and facing a life sentence.
00:29And my old school buddy, local cop Matt McKenzie's ego is out of control after capturing serial killer Mrs Mott.
00:36And now he's gunning for a new trophy, my dad.
00:39Also the town's annual Philly Festival in Frocks in the Field is about to kick off.
00:43Which means chaos and mum stressed.
00:46So there's murder, lawnmowers, small town egos and a potentially award winning podcast all on the line.
00:52Actually scratch that.
00:53Note to self, don't put that part in.
01:03I had a plan which required me getting into the bowels of the Tohoiho Police Station.
01:14Unfortunately the place was crawling with cops.
01:17But fortunately I've discovered that this place isn't overly security conscious.
01:22And I have a naturally gymnastic ability which will help me sneak past the blue uniform brigade and infiltrate the
01:29heart of the beast.
01:39Okay, so it turns out that automated mowers have an inbuilt camera in them.
01:42I just need to find one.
01:52I'm behind, so we can find one of them.
01:53I'm behind, so we can find one of them.
02:05Oh.
02:06What is this?
02:06It was one of them that's...
02:06Oh, god.
02:06Oh, god.
02:07Oh, god.
02:08Sounds Bottom point.
02:09Oh, god.
02:10Oh.
02:12Oh, god.
02:38So, I don't even know how to get to the camera,
02:39let alone see what's on it.
02:53Oh, hello. Hey, I'm actually really glad to bump into you.
02:57Oh no, something happened to Dad.
02:58Oh, I don't know. No, no, no, I just need your opinion on something to do with the trial.
03:03These ones? Or these ones?
03:06Um, I don't know.
03:07Which one of these is? Oh, I'm innocent more. These?
03:11All these ones?
03:13Um, I guess the rainbow leaf.
03:15Oh, really?
03:16Yeah.
03:16I really thought you would have gone for the purple fern.
03:18I'm not sure it matters too much, Misty.
03:21I beg your pardon?
03:22Well, whatever earrings you wear, it won't make a difference.
03:24We all know where this case is headed.
03:26Mind your business, Matt McKenzie.
03:27Anyway, I'll see you guys.
03:29Sorry, scusey.
03:30Hey ya.
03:31Hey ya.
03:32What's up at your top there, Tubbs?
03:33Ah, nothing.
03:34See ya.
03:34Bye!
03:35Tubbs!
03:36Tubbs!
03:36Tubbs!
03:39Tubbs!
03:40What are you going for?
03:42Police!
03:44All units!
03:45I'm in proceed!
03:47Tubbs!
03:48Back!
03:52Back!
03:52Tubbs!
04:15Oh!
04:16Whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:17What are you doing?
04:18You have to help me.
04:19The footage on this, we need to see it immediately.
04:21With this?
04:23Why didn't you tell me there are in-built cameras in there?
04:26I thought that was obvious.
04:27The footage on that one is the last piece in this crazy puzzle.
04:30There is no point.
04:32Camera, send the footage to Black Box.
04:35Black Box?
04:36It's the home computer.
04:37It's not in there.
04:39Oh my God.
04:40Oh, duh.
04:42Okay.
04:43I'm back at the HyperMega store.
04:45And I'm following another crazy twist.
04:47Where it turns out that in order to see the footage on the mowers,
04:49I need to go to Uncle Mitch's mansion and look on the home computer.
04:54Wait.
04:55Wait.
04:55What?
04:57Gotcha, Tubbs.
04:58Yeah.
04:59You're under arrest for stealing police evidence.
05:01Okay, let me explain.
05:02No, no, no.
05:03Tubbs!
05:03Give up, mate.
05:04It's already over.
05:06Ha!
05:08Oh, shit!
05:10Ha!
05:10Ha!
05:11Ha!
05:11Ha!
05:14You have the right to remain silent.
05:16Okay, just gimme.
05:16Shush it!
05:17Tubbs!
05:18Do not ruin this for me.
05:19Okay, sorry.
05:20Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
05:25Get in there.
05:27Yeah.
05:37Once a criminal, always a criminal, eh, Toby?
05:41What are you on about?
05:42I bought this big jar of lollipops, with my own money, as rewards for my class.
05:48And young Toby here decided to have them all for himself.
05:51I was in your class 25 years ago.
05:54Can we let it go, please?
05:55I'm just pointing out, once a criminal, always a criminal.
05:58I'm a petty criminal at best, and you're the one that killed 39 people.
06:02Oh.
06:03Oh.
06:04Fair call.
06:09It's been good to see you, Toby.
06:12It would have been better under better circumstances.
06:15Yeah.
06:17Yeah, it's been nice seeing you, Dad.
06:19I just wanted to apologise for getting off to a bad start.
06:27What do you mean?
06:29Well, it can't help that I was such a crappy parent.
06:32I'm sorry, son.
06:34Really, I am.
06:39It's okay, Dad.
06:40I know you tried.
06:42I was at the pub most of the time.
06:45You'd defend for yourself.
06:47But you're a fighter.
06:49You hang in there.
06:50Not me.
06:51I just give up when the going gets rough.
06:55You're a scrapper.
06:59As if...
07:01I am, son.
07:03You're a real scrapper.
07:05Thanks.
07:06And there's something else I've got to tell you.
07:09What?
07:12What the hell, son?
07:16You took your bloody time!
07:28What are you doing?
07:30You're going to be in so much trouble.
07:39Good luck, you pricks.
07:57Put yourģ ērr just to kill you.
08:09What the hell are they all doing here?
08:11It's the Philly Festival, Daddy.
08:12Oi!
08:13You get back here!
08:15Oh, shit!
08:16Why could you...
08:16How are you, why you got them?
08:18You got me.
08:19Oh, Jesus.
08:22I got you, Philly!
08:24Stop!
08:26Get out of it, you perks!
08:31Shit!
08:41Sorry.
08:58Hello?
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:04Cheers, Toast.
09:05We could have been killed out there.
09:06Okay, we just need to get to Uncle Mitch's.
09:08If we can get a car, hopefully we can sneak out of town.
09:11No way.
09:12I'm totally outnumbered.
09:16These your mum's frocks.
09:18Yes, for frocks in the field.
09:20She's doing a fashion show.
09:21She hasn't lost a touch, has she?
09:23Oh, what a talent.
09:25Look at all this.
09:29Oh, she's an extraordinary woman.
09:31Dad, we don't have time for this, Dad.
09:33We've got to get you out of here.
09:34It's no use, son.
09:36We're as good as dog tagging.
09:37Could you be positive for one second, Dad?
09:40Could you try that, please?
09:42I'm trying to save you from a life sentence.
09:45Sorry.
09:49I know my edit.
09:50Shut up.
09:51Fair enough.
09:52No, I mean shut up.
09:53I've got an idea.
09:56Okay, this is true.
09:58There we go.
09:58Opportunities.
09:59You're up to the smile.
09:59Don't follow me.
10:03Can I ride the horse?
10:04Piss off.
10:05Please.
10:06I said piss off, kid.
10:08This way, Dad.
10:10This way, Dad.
10:11This way, Dad.
10:12And three.
10:13And yes.
10:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:15This is the Phillies.
10:16The stallions are over there, please.
10:18Over there.
10:18Over there.
10:20Katie, it's me.
10:23Toby, what are you doing here?
10:25The police are looking for you everywhere.
10:26You're in so much trouble.
10:28Can I borrow your car, please?
10:30What?
10:30No, why?
10:31Just give us your keys, Katie.
10:33We need the keys.
10:34If you don't give us your keys,
10:35I'm going to tell Matt that you touched my leg
10:37in the car the other day.
10:39Good.
10:40And a yes.
10:41And a go.
10:42And a dance.
10:43And a dance.
10:43And he would never believe you anyway,
10:45so you shouldn't.
10:46Do you want to try me?
10:52Good.
10:52Good.
10:53Smiling.
10:53Always smiling.
10:54Always going.
10:55And a going.
10:56OK?
10:58Listen, that's got a bit of a sticky ignition, OK?
11:00So when you turn it on, forward,
11:02right just before you feel kind of hits the...
11:05You have to hold it, just...
11:06I'll take it.
11:07I'll take you, OK?
11:08I'll drive you to where you need to go.
11:11My car's over there.
11:12All right?
11:12All right?
11:13Good.
11:13Keep going, keep going.
11:14Can you drill them?
11:15Keep going.
11:17Smile.
11:18Smile.
11:18Jesus.
11:19Bloody hot ping a horse's ass.
11:21Don't dip it down.
11:22They'll see you.
11:30Mackenzie!
11:32Go down.
11:32Run, run, run, run.
11:34Oh, I've got you now, you get on!
11:37Where are you at?
11:38Run.
11:38Oh, jeez.
11:43God, I don't want to go to prison.
11:45Oh, my God.
11:47You're not going to go to prison.
11:48We could always tell them we kidnapped you by force.
11:51Oh, yes, Bruce.
11:52That's a really good idea.
11:53Thank you so much.
11:54You'll be great.
11:55How does this thing go any faster, Katie?
11:57Uh, actually, hold on.
11:59I think there is a button that I have always wanted to press, which is crazy, because I
12:03feel like now is the kind of...
12:06Is that faster?
12:07No, I don't think it's going faster.
12:08Okay, this is it then.
12:09Okay, what's the plan, boys?
12:11What's going on?
12:12Okay, I'm hoping it gives hope is that the automated lawnmowers that mowed up Uncle Mitch
12:16filmed whoever it was that killed him, and that that footage is on the home computer
12:20in the home office.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22What?
12:22That is so clever.
12:24That is so...
12:24I never even thought of that, but it makes perfect sense.
12:28Oh, Toby, you're actually so smart.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:33And you're really smart too, Katie.
12:35Yeah.
12:37I also find you're really beautiful.
12:39Toby.
12:40Honey.
12:41Honey.
12:43Look, I, uh...
12:46You're a sweetheart, okay?
12:49And I know how you've always felt about me.
12:54But you just, you've got to get over this now, okay?
12:57You've got work to do.
12:59This is a big moment.
13:00This is your time.
13:02This is your time to shine.
13:03Right now.
13:04Katie!
13:04Isn't that the mansion there?
13:06Oh, yes, yes.
13:08Ah!
13:09Ah!
13:09Ah!
13:11Yeah!
13:12Oh!
13:19Oh!
13:20Oh!
13:20Oh, no!
13:21Oh, sorry!
13:22Okay.
13:24Come on, Bruce.
13:25Come on!
13:26Ah!
13:26Okay.
13:27There's a buddy.
13:27Come on.
13:29Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:33Ah!
13:33Ah!
13:34Ah!
13:39Okay, okay
13:40Yeah, okay
13:42Okay
13:45See ya
13:46Oh no, sorry
13:48Sorry, sorry, sorry
13:49Yes
13:50Get out of here
13:55Yes, yes, yes
13:56Okay, I got it
13:57Whatever it is you're doing
14:00On your knees immediately
14:02All of you, now!
14:04Babe, babe, babe, we're just gonna watch a video, okay?
14:05Of Mitch's death.
14:06Come on!
14:07Babe, um, please.
14:08Please, baby.
14:09Baby, my love.
14:10My baby love.
14:12I am on the edge.
14:13It's important, okay?
14:14You gotta see this!
14:17Babe.
14:21Everything hinged on this.
14:22If my investigation was wrong, Dad got life and I might be joining him.
14:27Okay, so here, you everyone's here.
14:28You comfy?
14:29Yeah.
14:30Ready?
14:30Yeah.
14:35It's the bloody McKeith brothers.
14:36It was the McKeith brothers.
14:38Cheers, sweet dog fucker.
14:42That's all.
14:49Wait, she's gonna be made into pet food.
14:54Jesus.
14:55I didn't see all that in the morning.
14:57Why isn't he moving?
14:58That's probably stunned.
15:02What?
15:04She's picked up the camera.
15:06Oh!
15:08Oh!
15:09Oh!
15:12Oh!
15:13Oh!
15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:25Oh!
15:27Steven!
15:28Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:30A demon.
15:32And the clowns just drive off!
15:35Hang on, who's that?
15:37This must be where I'm making appearance.
15:40Do you know this?
15:41me Bruce and I'll just put it down see I knew you innocent dad I told you I
15:51didn't do it wait Katie I'll just I'll explain later okay yeah it all makes
15:59sense Maddy hang on you you knew about that so there I am and then I go so then
16:06if you can set the code which is very clear that I just go straight to the path
16:17wow wee would you look at that I'd done it I'd managed to prove dad's innocence
16:24I'd finally succeeded and closed the case but the feeling was bittersweet
16:30Petal my childhood horse the only real friend I'd ever known was a killer
16:37what we uncovered here today is going to take our small town a long time to get over
16:42probably days
16:46but before that I had some gloating to do or maybe just some emotional management
16:54I guess no one would have suspected a horse hey
16:58what are you all right mate yes fine I just couldn't hear you
17:04I was just saying I guess no one would have suspected the horse but I guess now proves
17:10that we were right about dad being innocent hey so so so I told you so
17:21not you know but you still managed to find out who Mrs. Moth was and catch her
17:25which is you know amazing until she got away but still
17:32shut up Tubs
17:39let's go home
17:40let's go home
17:59let's go home
18:03and so our small town scandal came to a close
18:07although the dust had begun to settle on our wild scandal I couldn't stop worrying about
18:12Petal's future so I stole her away from Uncle Mitch's and anonymously released her on an ethical
18:18farm for abused animals and didn't tell anyone about it and now she's pregnant to a hot stallion
18:25Sue's frock designs aka mum's dresses were shown in the background of the news footage of Mrs. Moth's escape
18:31and her orders have gone up tenfold mum says cousin Carol will be taking my room permanently
18:38so they can fulfill all the orders
18:41meanwhile I'm proud to say I'm self-producing this podcast and really want to do a shout out to the
18:47nearly 10 people who have already listened liked and subscribed
18:52well that's all from me and our small town of Tohoiho until next
18:57I'll see you next time goodbye
19:02goes on a bit doesn't it
19:05but overall
19:08not packed hopes and hopefully
19:11one of your listeners can offer you a proper job one day and then you can finally move out
19:16but yes I
19:20you've done well
19:24anyway I suppose I should try and get some sleep
19:27you should too you look exhausted
19:30stay away from that bridge
19:33goodnight
19:36so with the podcast in the can I was at a bit of a loss at what to do next
19:40sure I enjoyed the medium of podcastery but you needed a good story to tell and I was clean out
19:46of those
19:47so I was just happy to lie back and relax
19:50well until tomorrow morning at least
19:52when I'd have to find some way of making cash so I could move out of home again
20:10hello Subra Cannon here
20:16who's been murdered
20:19and they've no idea who did it
20:21that sounds positively gruesome
20:25oh what a scandal
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