00:00Well, my divine lord, we have managed to implement a text-to-speech devise to your glorious golden throne.
00:07Please lord, speak to us.
00:12About fucking time.
00:14At last! Our glorious lord can command us once again!
00:18I have so many things to complain about.
00:20First of all, why do I only have a fucking glass eye on one of my eyes?
00:25Is that really necessary?
00:26And what is with these stupid ultramarines that I keep hearing about?
00:31Sir, they're some of your greatest warriors.
00:34They look terrible. They have a fucking toilet seat as their insignia.
00:39But my lord, don't you remember? They are the sons of the Prime Agrored Gullan.
00:43Is he still alive?
00:45Barely. He was almost killed. He's in status right now, just like you.
00:50Cut his life supports and disband that stupid fucking smith village.
00:53Oh, well, I'll see what I can do.
01:02But at least we still have our mighty Grey Knights.
01:05I never created anything called Grey Knights.
01:07My lord, they are the greatest of purging demons in the Imperium.
01:11They are all psychers, and they've come up with the most glorious ways of killing the enemies of man.
01:17Why, I leave you, you, you.
01:18Bring in the Dread Knights!
01:21What the fucking fuck is that stupid ass thing?
01:24It is the mighty Dread Knights!
01:26That is the worst thing that I have ever fucking seen ever.
01:29What terrible, terrible person designed this.
01:31I do believe it was the Grand Master of the Grey Knights, Kaldor Drago.
01:35He is the mightiest of the Grey Knights.
01:38He is not gonna warp killing demons daily.
01:40And has even written a name into a demon Primarch's heart.
01:45Fuck.
01:46What the fuck?
01:48That is actually very cute.
01:49Look at its little legs and oversized body.
01:52Adorable.
01:53Come to Papua.
01:55Yes.
01:56This is funny to me.
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