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Full Episode of Merry Prince-Mas!
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00:00:06This is the worst Christmas ever.
00:00:13Oh, Belle, I hope I have one more holiday.
00:00:17But if I don't, my dying wish is that you be engaged by Christmas.
00:00:22Well, Grandpa, I am engaged.
00:00:28We're getting married on New Year's.
00:00:30He drove all the way here to New York with me just to meet you.
00:00:33His name is Todd.
00:00:35Let me go get him, okay?
00:00:37Just get some rest.
00:00:38Look.
00:00:41Oh, yeah.
00:00:43That's it, brother.
00:00:48Todd, what are you doing?
00:00:49Oh, hey.
00:00:51Guess this is a bad time to say I want to break up.
00:00:54Todd, what the fuck?
00:00:55Are you cheating on me in front of me?
00:00:57I never want to see you again.
00:00:59Hey.
00:01:01What's her deal?
00:01:07Well, don't worry.
00:01:08Your grandpa's going to make a full recovery.
00:01:11Your engagement gave him the will to live through Christmas.
00:01:17Who am I going to bring home for Christmas?
00:01:19Christmas.
00:01:24I can't believe I have to hire a prostitute to be my fake boyfriend.
00:01:48I can't believe I have to hire a prostitute to be my fake boyfriend.
00:01:49Please, your highness. We can't do this. We must go back to Monrovia for Christmas now.
00:01:56No, Peterson. If I go back now, my mother will have me engaged to some boring European socialite by New
00:02:02Year's.
00:02:02No, I just, for once, I want a normal holiday.
00:02:08Ah, and we have one other issue. Your mother, the Queen, is on the phone now.
00:02:18Hi, Mother.
00:02:19Henry, I want you to come home at once.
00:02:22I can't, Mother, because I'm spending the holidays with my girlfriend.
00:02:30Girlfriend? Nonsense, really. Who is she? Oh, don't tell me. She's American.
00:02:36She is an American. She's an American heiress. A shoe heiress.
00:02:43Yes. The reception, it's bad. Gotta go.
00:02:50Sir, you cannot lie to the Queen like that. Why on earth did you hire a model?
00:02:58Because with the photos of the model you hired, I can prove to my mother that I have a girlfriend,
00:03:04and I can have an American Christmas alone.
00:03:09Well, at least take off that silly hat.
00:03:11No, I like it.
00:03:18What the hell are you doing? You hit me!
00:03:21What's wrong? You hit me!
00:03:22Well, you're the idiot that wasn't paying attention!
00:03:24Who rides a scooter in winter? God, you Americans are so self-involved.
00:03:28Okay, listen, jerkwad. I am late, and I'm trying to meet somebody, and...
00:03:32Shit.
00:03:32He's wearing a Santa hat. He's wearing a Santa hat. He's the prostitute I hired.
00:03:36It's you.
00:03:41This must be the model Peterson hired.
00:03:44Yes.
00:03:45It's me.
00:03:47Alright, why don't we get this photo over with? I don't have time for all the... regality.
00:03:52Hey, wait, why are you taking a photo of me?
00:03:54Why doesn't she know about the photo? She must not be the model Peterson hired.
00:03:59Why don't you just go around taking photos of strangers? That's pretty creepy, you know that, right?
00:04:02Oh my god, she thinks that's creepy.
00:04:05Miss, I'm...
00:04:06Okay, look, I don't know you, and I don't care. I have to be at my grandpa's in an hour.
00:04:09She has no clue, I'm a prince.
00:04:11Look, I can only pay you $5,000 for you to come home with me. You have an email?
00:04:15American girls are so forward.
00:04:17$5,000?
00:04:18Dude, listen, I don't have much time, and that's my entire savings. Do you have a deal or not?
00:04:23Listen, there must be some sort of confusion.
00:04:29One moment.
00:04:31She's just going to keep calling if I don't pick up.
00:04:34Mother, I don't have time for this.
00:04:35I know you're with your new fiancée. I just wanted to call and say she's gorgeous.
00:04:41You have my blessing to stay there for Christmas.
00:04:44I do?
00:04:46That's great. Okay, bye.
00:04:48Oh my god, my mother thinks she's my fiancée.
00:04:51If I go back to Monrovia, I'll be in an arranged marriage with a snob by February.
00:04:55What is the confusion?
00:04:56I pay you to come home with me until Christmas and pretend to be my boyfriend until New Year's.
00:05:00Do we have a deal or not?
00:05:02We've got a deal.
00:05:06You've got a deal.
00:05:08Good. Who do I have Venmo?
00:05:10I don't have a wallet, much less a Venmo.
00:05:13Make something up.
00:05:14Henry!
00:05:15Just Henry.
00:05:16That's the one that comes up.
00:05:20Sent.
00:05:21Now here are the rules.
00:05:22This is my grandpa's last Christmas and he's very sick.
00:05:25I don't have the heart to tell him that I broke up with my boyfriend and any upset could kill
00:05:28him.
00:05:29So no surprises, no lies.
00:05:30And also, I am not having sex with you.
00:05:33Sex?
00:05:34We just met.
00:05:36We just met.
00:05:36This prostitute is weird.
00:05:38It's a long drive to my parents, so I'll meet you there in about six hours.
00:05:41Just show up as a normal American guy who loves Christmas, okay?
00:05:45Oh, and, um, drop the accent.
00:05:50Accent?
00:05:50Your mother wants more pics of your fiancé.
00:05:54I mean this with utmost respect, but what the hell are you doing?
00:05:59Peterson, it's perfect.
00:06:01My mother in the press will leave me alone.
00:06:03I can have a real American Christmas.
00:06:05She doesn't know who I am.
00:06:06I can just be a normal guy.
00:06:08As long as you're discreet about it, no one should know who you are.
00:06:14They won't.
00:06:16We have one hour to find American clothes for my American Christmas.
00:06:20Get some clothes for you and the guards as well.
00:06:22Soon, you and I will be in a lovely place called Buffalo.
00:06:34Oh, sweetie, I'm so glad you're here.
00:06:37Oh, let's get you inside.
00:06:39Well, if it isn't Grandpa's former favorite.
00:06:44Merry Christmas, loser.
00:06:46Are you here solo again?
00:06:51Merry Christmas to you too, Katie.
00:06:54Belle, Katie's gonna need the room with the bigger bed this time.
00:06:57She has a brand new, very rich boyfriend.
00:07:01And you, of course, are coming home alone again.
00:07:06Actually, I am...
00:07:07Don't be silly.
00:07:08Mom, she's just a single loser.
00:07:11Look at her.
00:07:12She's ugly and her snatch is dry.
00:07:16Well, I can see why she's still single.
00:07:19Look at these love handles.
00:07:21Stop.
00:07:22Okay?
00:07:23You know, not all guys like more cushion for the push-in.
00:07:27Fatty.
00:07:28No more cookies for you this Christmas.
00:07:32If you keep it up, I'll shove a cookie up your ass.
00:07:34Okay, both of you.
00:07:35Now stop.
00:07:37So sensitive.
00:07:39She's just jealous because I can keep a man.
00:07:41Oh, my God.
00:07:43Does she know?
00:07:45Actually, I am seeing someone.
00:07:48Yeah, right.
00:07:50Is he imaginary?
00:07:51Are you hallucinating?
00:07:53I think you should go, Belle.
00:07:57I don't think Grandpa's heart could take the side of a single loser.
00:08:07I am not single.
00:08:09I have a boyfriend and he's going to be here any minute.
00:08:11If you have a boyfriend, then where is he?
00:08:15If he doesn't show him, all hell will break loose.
00:08:36Darling, where shall I put these?
00:08:41Meet my boyfriend, bitch.
00:08:53Who the hell is he?
00:08:56Mom.
00:08:57Aunt Moira.
00:08:58Katie.
00:09:00This is...
00:09:01Henry.
00:09:02Henry von...
00:09:04Oh, I call bullshit.
00:09:06This is just some guy she got off the street.
00:09:10And this car, obviously a fake.
00:09:15Why are you driving a Bentley with the royal family emblem?
00:09:20Well, I'm actually a driver for the royal family of Monrovia.
00:09:32A driver?
00:09:33Like, a servant?
00:09:36That's pathetic, Belle.
00:09:38Did he come with the car?
00:09:39Well, Grandpa's definitely going to have a heart attack when he realizes how desperate you are.
00:09:48Nice to meet you.
00:09:49Thanks.
00:09:51Merry Christmas.
00:09:51Oh, thank you.
00:09:52Merry Christmas.
00:09:54Forget about them.
00:09:55Let's just try to have a calm Christmas for Grandpa.
00:09:59I'll go finish dinner preparations.
00:10:05The royal driver?
00:10:07What was your plan?
00:10:08I'll pretend to be the prince of Monrovia?
00:10:10The prince.
00:10:13The prince, imagine.
00:10:15No, no, I'm just a regular guy who likes a regular American Christmas.
00:10:22Okay.
00:10:23But look, I'm not paying extra for that Bentley.
00:10:25Oh, don't worry about that.
00:10:26I'm good friends with the driver.
00:10:29Anyway, your family seems pretty intense.
00:10:34May I ask why an amazing woman like yourself needs to hire someone to be a boyfriend?
00:10:40My fiancé left me a few weeks ago.
00:10:43Grandpa's just pretty fragile and I haven't had the heart to tell him the truth.
00:10:47I know what it feels to have to live up to your family's expectations.
00:10:53Whoever your ex is, he sounds like an idiot.
00:10:58Belle, Henry, meet my new boyfriend.
00:11:09My cousin screwed my ex.
00:11:15Hold on.
00:11:17Do you two know each other?
00:11:26Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:11:28Oh, stop.
00:11:33You're fucking my cousin?
00:11:35You say anything and I'll tell Grandpa that you were busy getting railed by some guy while he was on
00:11:40his deathbed.
00:11:41You won't want to upset him, would you?
00:11:48No, Grandpa.
00:11:49Todd and I have never met.
00:11:52Remember when I told you my fiance cheated on me?
00:11:54Turns out he's fucking my cousin.
00:11:57That also is her ex?
00:12:00Grandpa, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, though.
00:12:03Henry.
00:12:04Her boyfriend?
00:12:06Lovely to meet you, Grandpa.
00:12:09Any man who gets to be with Belle is the luckiest man in the world.
00:12:14No.
00:12:15He's a driver for the royal family.
00:12:18Allegedly.
00:12:19Oh, nice.
00:12:20Both my girls are happy and in love.
00:12:23That's going to help me make it through this Christmas season.
00:12:28Well, I hate to ruin Christmas, Grandpa, but Belle is lying.
00:12:33There is no way that this loser is her boyfriend.
00:12:38Belle?
00:12:40Is this true?
00:12:41If he finds out Henry is a cowboy, the drama could kill him.
00:12:48This loser isn't her boyfriend.
00:12:50She paid him.
00:12:52And how would you know that, Todd?
00:12:55Oh, I know a lot more than you think, loser.
00:12:59Okay, hey.
00:13:00How about you focus on your relationship instead of mine?
00:13:02Because you're lying to this family.
00:13:04It's obviously some homeless guy you picked up off the street.
00:13:07Are you paying him to screw you, too?
00:13:10Oh.
00:13:11Well, unlike your new boyfriend, I don't have to pay to get some.
00:13:14You lying twat.
00:13:18You want another?
00:13:21Please stop fighting.
00:13:23You're upsetting Grandpa.
00:13:25I'm sorry, Grandpa, but it's better that you know that little Miss Perfect is paying a prostitute.
00:13:31That's insane.
00:13:32You have no proof.
00:13:33Oh, yes we do.
00:13:35Your Venmo receipts.
00:13:37Shouldn't have made them public.
00:13:38Look, I can only pay you $5,000 for you to come home with me.
00:13:41You have Venmo?
00:13:42Shit, the Venmo.
00:13:44Ah, right here.
00:13:45Looks like you paid someone five th-
00:13:47What the hell?
00:13:50Shit.
00:13:51Oh, my God.
00:13:55Wait, what are those men here for?
00:14:02What men?
00:14:09First you break my phone and then you break my face, you idiot.
00:14:13I could have done much worse.
00:14:15You're very lucky.
00:14:16It's okay, baby.
00:14:17I can open my phone and prove Little Miss Perfect is lying.
00:14:22She Venmo'd $5,000 to some guy named Henry.
00:14:28That doesn't prove anything.
00:14:30Yes, it does.
00:14:31No, first of all, why would I use my own name?
00:14:35And second, Henry is the most popular name in the United States.
00:14:38And third, look closer.
00:14:41That account belongs to a Henry Wong.
00:14:44Look at that picture.
00:14:45That's an Asian man.
00:14:47That's an Asian man.
00:14:48Then why did you pay $5,000 to some guy named Henry with a house emoji next to it?
00:14:54Thank God.
00:14:55I must have ended up with some random Henry.
00:14:57Okay, think fast, Bill.
00:14:59Because Henry Wong is, um, he's my new landlord.
00:15:06There, there, it's settled.
00:15:08Now, could we please just go and have a peaceful dinner together?
00:15:12I would love that.
00:15:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:15Let's go.
00:15:18You okay, baby?
00:15:23You may have our geriatric grandpa fooled, but I don't believe that guy's your boyfriend
00:15:28for a second.
00:15:29Hmm.
00:15:30What, are you trying to fuck him too?
00:15:32Laugh all you want, but I have the man and grandpa's gonna die soon, so I'll get the house
00:15:38too.
00:15:39What are you talking about?
00:15:41Oh, he didn't tell you, did he?
00:15:46Everybody, I have an important announcement.
00:15:49I have been thinking long and hard over who will get the house after I'm gone.
00:15:55So I've made a decision.
00:15:58Whichever one of my granddaughters marries first, gets the house immediately.
00:16:09But, but mom still lives here.
00:16:12Maybe she can live on the street, or she can rent back from us until we bulldoze it.
00:16:16You can't bulldoze it.
00:16:17Well, we've had every Christmas here.
00:16:19This is where all of our memories are.
00:16:21Maybe if you had kept your man happy, you wouldn't be in this position.
00:16:28Oh, unlike you, who's been in every position?
00:16:31I should get an award for rescuing Todd from a fish, whose only talent was to play dead.
00:16:37Okay, we need to stop fighting the hurting grandpa.
00:16:42Your whore face is hurting him.
00:16:44Stop breathing, bitch.
00:16:46Can't stand this fighting.
00:16:48Don't worry, gramps.
00:16:49I know how to stop the fighting.
00:16:57He's proposing to her with the ring he gave me?
00:16:59Katie, the most beautiful woman on this planet.
00:17:04Will you marry me?
00:17:05Yes, Todd, yes!
00:17:07Yes, yes!
00:17:13The house is mine, the ring is mine, and the man is mine.
00:17:17Merry Christmas to me, bitch!
00:17:21Katie?
00:17:23Wait!
00:17:31What are you doing?
00:17:34Belle!
00:17:36Will you marry me?
00:17:41Say yes!
00:17:42What are you waiting for?
00:17:44You want to keep the house, don't you?
00:17:48Grandpa does look really happy.
00:17:52Yes!
00:17:57A perfect Christmas!
00:18:00A double wedding!
00:18:01You hijacked my proposal!
00:18:03You hijacked my blue friend.
00:18:04You are so selfish, Belle!
00:18:06You always make everything all about you!
00:18:09These two losers are just trying to steal grandpa's house!
00:18:12You weren't planning on proposing.
00:18:13Where's your ring?
00:18:14Where is it?
00:18:14Where is it?
00:18:15I have, uh, yeah, but when you're here, I didn't want to make Todd's look so pathetic.
00:18:21It's much larger.
00:18:23Wow.
00:18:24How the hell did he get that?
00:18:27It doesn't matter.
00:18:28What matters is, my two granddaughters are going to be married before I die.
00:18:35It's a Christmas miracle!
00:18:38A double wedding!
00:18:39I can hardly believe this.
00:18:41Me neither.
00:18:42Okay, but who gets the house, Grandpa?
00:18:44We were technically engaged first.
00:18:47You're right.
00:18:49That does make things more complicated.
00:18:53Your grandmother loved having Christmas in this house more than anything.
00:18:58So whoever shows the most Christmas spirit gets the house.
00:19:05It's a great idea, Grandpa.
00:19:08Uh, but if you guys would just excuse me, I would like to talk to my fiancé.
00:19:13Alone for just a minute.
00:19:15Yeah, get it.
00:19:18Where's the ham?
00:19:21What the hell is wrong with you?
00:19:23You just proposed to me in front of my entire family?
00:19:28Look, you're supposed to be my fake boyfriend until New Year's, not my fiancé!
00:19:32I'm sorry.
00:19:33I just got caught up in the moment.
00:19:36And if you think you're going to get paid extra for this in this big ring, you are insane!
00:19:40You should be thanking me.
00:19:42I'm the one who saved you from your psychotic cousin getting your Grandpa's house!
00:19:46Okay, listen, buddy.
00:19:48I am not some damsel in distress.
00:19:49I don't need to be saved!
00:19:51Really?
00:19:51Because last time I checked, I wasn't the one hiring a fake boyfriend for Christmas.
00:19:56Huh, which was going perfectly fine until you lied, said you were driver for the royal family
00:20:02of Monrovia, and then proposed to me!
00:20:05I could go out there right now and tell your family everything.
00:20:09You want that?
00:20:11What you can do is drop this annoying fish-out-of-water act and stick to the plan.
00:20:18I don't think you find me annoying.
00:20:21I think you find me quite charming.
00:20:31I find you exhausting.
00:20:34Hmm.
00:20:37And what the hell are you doing with that kind of a ring?
00:20:39Who are you?
00:20:41What are you two doing in the pantry?
00:20:47I am so sorry!
00:20:50I didn't mean to interrupt.
00:20:52Oh, no, it's okay.
00:20:54He just can't keep his hands on me.
00:20:56That's right.
00:20:57I can't get enough of my Pookie.
00:20:59You two little lovebirds, I just came to show you where you'd be sleeping.
00:21:06Look, we fake the engagement until the trip is over.
00:21:09But until then, do not blow our cover.
00:21:12Deal.
00:21:19Peterson, I'm releasing you.
00:21:21I need to call off the guy.
00:21:22But, sir, I will call you if I need you.
00:21:26Other than that, enjoy your Christmas.
00:21:28But your mother, sir.
00:21:30That's an order.
00:21:31Goodbye.
00:21:35The room isn't that big.
00:21:37No problem at all.
00:21:39We love to cuddle.
00:21:41Oh, and Todd and Katie are in the next room over.
00:21:44Great.
00:21:44I'm sharing a wall with my ex and the psycho he left me for.
00:21:48Let me know if you guys need anything.
00:21:59One bed?
00:22:01Are you serious?
00:22:03Might be hard to keep my distance.
00:22:09Don't worry.
00:22:10Don't worry.
00:22:10We won't make too much noise with all the boning we're about to do.
00:22:14Ew.
00:22:14Oh, that's right, Belle.
00:22:17You don't know how to make a man make noise.
00:22:20Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:22:21Good night.
00:22:22Mm-hmm.
00:22:23Ow, my nose.
00:22:29Oh, absolutely not.
00:22:31I'm not one of your clients.
00:22:32Clients?
00:22:33Hmm.
00:22:34Must be an American term.
00:22:36Well, um, I'll just take a shower and sleep on the floor, I guess.
00:22:51Oh, come on.
00:22:56Where's my phone?
00:23:03Okay, whatever.
00:23:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:07I'm sorry.
00:23:15I...
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:16Oh, my God.
00:23:18Bollocks.
00:23:19I'm so sorry.
00:23:20No, no, it's fine.
00:23:21I'm just gonna go.
00:23:28Oh, yeah, of course.
00:23:34May I?
00:23:36Yeah, yeah, whatever you need.
00:23:44Sorry, I sleep shirtless.
00:23:47Hope you don't mind.
00:23:49Nope.
00:23:49Right.
00:23:54You know, it's bad enough my ex broke my heart and crashed Christmas, and now we have
00:23:57to share a freaking wall with them.
00:23:59I'm sorry.
00:24:00That's awful.
00:24:02Want me to sing you a lullaby?
00:24:04No.
00:24:06Good night.
00:24:12Oh, my God.
00:24:14Are they having sex?
00:24:16Okay, this is my nightmare.
00:24:21I have an idea that might make them jealous.
00:24:23What?
00:24:24We should have sex.
00:24:30No, I am not sleeping with you.
00:24:32No, no, no.
00:24:33Pretend sex.
00:24:34We just got engaged.
00:24:35So, it would be weird if we didn't have sex.
00:24:38Right?
00:24:38Okay, so, how do we have pretend sex?
00:24:44I'll show you.
00:24:46BELL!
00:24:47Belle, oh, my God.
00:24:49That feels so good, Belle.
00:24:51I'm not doing that.
00:24:59Come on, let's do it.
00:25:01Belle, you're the sexiest woman alive.
00:25:05Oh, Henry, this is the best sex I've ever had.
00:25:08Come here, Henry Harder.
00:25:09Oh, my God, Belle.
00:25:12Please, please, oh, my God.
00:25:14I'm smart.
00:25:15I'm smart.
00:25:16This is always good.
00:25:16This is a good idea.
00:25:17No!
00:25:18No!
00:25:19No!
00:25:20No!
00:25:22No!
00:25:25No!
00:25:36No!
00:25:41what am i doing i'm paying him he's a professional sex worker hey i think that's enough pretending
00:25:49for tonight right i guess we just go a little carried away good night good night
00:26:17oh there's no way those two are having sex i bet they're not even in the same bed
00:26:23one way to find out
00:26:30better hurry up because round two is waiting for you
00:26:38did you hear that shit i forgot to lock the door
00:26:46i knew it
00:27:05i could get used to america
00:27:13are you watching me sleep uh no uh
00:27:18um bell
00:27:20about last night i uh
00:27:26don't fall for him bell he has sex for a living i'm probably just another client
00:27:34uh we don't have to talk about it i i think it's best if we keep things professional
00:27:42professional right of course
00:27:49uh well i i should
00:27:51i probably wrap grandpa's gift before you wake up
00:27:56i could have sworn she felt it too last night but uh maybe she was just pretending
00:28:03uh
00:28:14i think i like this girl
00:28:23it's perfect
00:28:25grandpa's gonna love it
00:28:27i can't wait to turn bell's sweet gift to grandpa into trash
00:28:34look we just have to get through christmas presents at the house and we'll be fine
00:28:42grandpa joe in the spirit of christmas we've decided we're throwing you a holiday party
00:28:48katie that's so thoughtful of us yes better brush up on your monrovian lies mr uber driver
00:28:57the party is at a monrovian restaurant
00:29:00better get packing
00:29:03if i go to a monrovian restaurant people will recognize me
00:29:11no one will know i'm the prince in this cheesy christmas sweater
00:29:17your highness
00:29:26why is the busboy bowing
00:29:30monrovian custom
00:29:33how do you do
00:29:36thank you for your service
00:29:39that is the dumbest custom i have ever heard of
00:29:42maybe i can actually get away with this
00:29:45oh my god it's you
00:29:52oh my god it's you so good to see you
00:29:58such a small country
00:30:00listen these people don't know who i am so your discretion is appreciated okay
00:30:05of course sir
00:30:09the busboy will show you to your table
00:30:12right uh right this way
00:30:19the prince of monrovian touched me
00:30:33that's it just one gift in a cheap gift bag that's what you get for having a broke fiance
00:30:39well for your information i got this gift on my own not everyone needs a man to support them
00:30:45why don't you and your broke boyfriend take your shitty gift and go sit over there at the bar
00:30:52grandpa doesn't need anything fancy he wanted a gift from the heart
00:30:56but you wouldn't understand that because you don't have one do you katie i might be heartless but at least
00:31:01i won't be homeless the house is mine whore face
00:31:09wow so many gifts thanks to my finance fiancee we got you an all you can eat royal cruise to
00:31:18cabo
00:31:18worth two hundred thousand dollars this is very generous indeed we can all go together after you
00:31:27give us the house bell did you and the help i mean your fiancee get grandpa anything for christmas
00:31:35sure sure it's right here oh my god they replaced my gift with dog
00:31:43shit don't be embarrassed let's see it oh my god bell you ungrateful
00:31:53bitch you got grandpa dog shit no grandpa look what bell and that loser got you for christmas
00:32:20i'm so sorry ma'am these are jimmy chews you got poo all over my shoes get it off get
00:32:26it off
00:32:29let me clean that up for you grandpa that wasn't your gift give me one moment
00:32:40you asshole you switched the bags where is my gift for grandpa oh that old suit i donated it
00:32:47i thought it was for the homeless shelter you threw away my gift for grandpa and replaced it with
00:32:50shit to be fair it was a pretty shitty gift to begin with
00:32:54me guess you don't have anything to give to grandpa this is ridiculous i'm going to tell
00:33:01him the truth i'm sure you want to start another fight bell when that upset grandpa huh what's going
00:33:08on bell wasn't i supposed to be opening your gift now i would rather grandpa think i didn't get him
00:33:15anything risk his health grandpa i'm i'm sorry i didn't get you a gift i um that's right uh she
00:33:23didn't
00:33:23get you just one gift um she got you many peterson voila
00:33:42well let's see what you got loser i'm in finance he does investments for jp morgan and you
00:33:50you open doors for people there's no way you can afford better gifts than one oh really yeah
00:33:59grandpa joe merry christmas the royal crystal glass statue signed by the late great king george the third
00:34:16the deed to a castle in the czech republic it's quite roomy actually indeed oh and um bell mentioned that
00:34:26you liked my rolex so you may have it you you're giving me your watch yes no this is too
00:34:35generous
00:34:36is it please i insist i hate to be the bearer of bad news grandpa but there's no way a
00:34:41bottom feeder
00:34:42who sits in traffic for living could afford this it's fake looks real to me that's not king george
00:34:53the third signature because this is his real signature yeah look at that that means that this is worthless
00:35:01what are you doing you just smashed a 20 million statue his signature looked like
00:35:16that because he was on his deathbed he was dying please just stop this fighting please stop all this
00:35:28insanity grandpa's heart can't take this fine for the sake of christmas we'll pretend the statue
00:35:34statue was real but this who even has handwritten deeds anymore hello like no one
00:35:46that deed was written in 1756 before computers were invented yeah right and i'm sure this royal
00:35:58rolex right here is ancient rolex right here is ancient too huh get that back get that back
00:36:03how you make a fool out of grandpa with your cheap knockoff on christmas of all days you're
00:36:08a sadistic psychopath
00:36:12todd stop it whatever i can get grandpa 10 rolexes if i wanted and all of them would be real
00:36:19uh only the royal rolex watch has diamond gears you just smashed the royal rolex
00:36:35oh that watch is real of course it's real all this is real you fool
00:36:41ah you idiots the castle is real we could have used that money
00:36:50you brought this man into our families this man who ruins christmas all the gifts are destroyed
00:37:00well um not uh not every gift grandpa joe
00:37:08this one is uh from bell and i
00:37:21this is the true meaning of christmas katie you too keep doing this and you better find a hotel to
00:37:33stay
00:37:33in it chris hey hey hey what the hell are we gonna do now rebel will for sure get them
00:37:41the house
00:37:42once i expose bell's boyfriend as a fraud she's never getting the house jp morgan just promoted me
00:37:51i have access to the royal accounts i can prove he's not on the royal payroll you're a genius baby
00:38:04i would like to give a formal apology for storing the gifts but i promise to replace all of them
00:38:10thanks to my new promotion cheers to my new loaded fiance jp morgan's new account manager to the royal family
00:38:23he's the account manager for the royal family he'll find out who i am
00:38:30he's gonna say that you don't really work for the royal family we're screwed it's okay don't worry
00:38:35about that this guy is full of crap and i'm going to prove it congratulations todd now tell me um
00:38:43how
00:38:43did you land such a marvelous job well i've been corning the royal family for months now treating them to
00:38:50five-star dinners designer suits and yacht parties i bet you never been to lake normal the royal family
00:38:58have you that's a lie i've never heard of this man in my life that's great um well if you'll
00:39:08excuse me
00:39:08um i have to use the loo hello your highness uh sir our new account manager is misappropriating funds
00:39:27he's spending it on yacht parties and five-star dinners look into it of course of course your
00:39:34office i am so sorry i will take care of this great
00:39:40carrie bring me the royal account
00:39:45well it's the man of the hour i was just about to tell everyone about how you're lying to all
00:39:51them you're not a driver for the royal family what what are you talking about grandpa this liar isn't
00:39:59even employed by the royal family because he isn't on the royal payroll i'm not on the payroll because
00:40:09i get paid in monrovian cash really then where is it okay got some right here
00:40:20my face is on the cash let's see that monrovian cash
00:40:31only insane person would rip up cash and isn't that a felony this is right ripping up cash is a
00:40:37felony
00:40:37come on explain yourself that's right it's a felony in america but in uh in monrovia it's uh tradition
00:40:47that's right it's a new year's tradition uh we we tear up the first bill of the year
00:40:55darn it i'm all out of cash what a hot tradition you see i uh i live with the royal
00:41:00family so typically
00:41:02they um cover all my expenses for my uh services technically not a lie really then how do you buy
00:41:10things like fake gifts oh i know you stole them no i don't steal i use my card see that's
00:41:21the royal
00:41:22monrovian credit card oh please anyone can tell that card is fake just like everything else about him
00:41:28well there's one way to find out put the entire party on that card waitress
00:41:33yes could we get the check over there the total is ten thousand dollars hey look you don't actually
00:41:41have to pay we can just tell them you don't have anything to prove from the card
00:41:49thank you so much your highness the card went through the card works okay great my fiance covered
00:41:58your entire christmas party so let's drop it now not unless you stole it from the royal family of
00:42:03monrovia i demand that you read the name on that card whose name is it oh no my real name
00:42:10is on the card
00:42:17who the hell is harold von rovingham he doesn't know my real name is in this card he stole it
00:42:24wait let me
00:42:25it up why does this have the royal insignia on it you stole the prince's card well you should be
00:42:33sent
00:42:33to jail for identity theft what sort of a person did you bring into our family bell tell me tell
00:42:41me
00:42:41it's not true no i i didn't he didn't that's you stole a credit card no no i i didn't
00:42:48steal the card
00:42:49uh the prince uh gave it to me the prince uh gave it to you all right give him a
00:42:59call then have him
00:43:00confirm it yeah call him and put it on speaker phone i can't call the prince the prince is me
00:43:06okay everybody stop okay the truth has to come out grandpa i am so so sorry henry has been lying
00:43:15to
00:43:15everybody henry can't call the prince because he is he is the prince
00:43:26him
00:43:30well then i'm the sultan of brunei
00:43:33i think my wager has been drinking you should go before i get you fired honestly if he's stealing
00:43:41the royal credit card who knows what else he's capable of aunt moira is right you are a danger
00:43:46to this family and i'm gonna call the cops you're finished okay you have to tell him the truth you
00:43:52could go to jail for life i have a feeling this will all be sorted out soon no you don't
00:43:57understand
00:43:57in america what you do for a living is not legal what i do for a living what the bloody
00:44:03hell are you
00:44:04talking about well cops are called you're finished uber boy you're gonna be spending the rest of your
00:44:12life behind bars oh perfect timing you're under arrest for embezzlement even if he proves she's not
00:44:21embezzling don't find out he's a cowboy and lock him up forever officers i i i swear there must be
00:44:27a
00:44:27misunderstanding i'm not you him me whoa whoa i i called you guys what are you talking about
00:44:39ah demas you're under arrest for embezzling funds from jp morgan and the royal family of monrovia
00:44:43no i don't know what you're talking about 200k cruise ship yacht parties designer suits sound
00:44:50familiar this is a setup my my future son-in-law would never do that yeah you should arrest him
00:44:56for fraud and identity theft he schemed this entire thing just give me one phone call i will call
00:45:04the ceo of jp morgan and he will clear all of this up
00:45:10ah there he is right now huh thank god you called sir you are fired
00:45:15fuckwad you have been stealing from jp morgan for months enjoy prison asshole
00:45:24well baby you believe me right you believe me don't you you'll bail me out you love me
00:45:29you love me don't insult me todd i don't date poor people we're done
00:45:36babe babe that's not possible i can't go to jail i'm scared of dropping the soap baby
00:45:43okay how did you pull that off how do you know people at jp morgan well i should tell you
00:45:48the
00:45:48truth we we're together oh my god he has clients at jp morgan no actually it's okay the details aren't
00:45:58important you got me the house and that's that's what matters thank you you can wipe that smug smile
00:46:04off of your twat face you don't have the house yet grandpa said whichever granddaughter got married
00:46:12first wins the house and your whore of a daughter is single now so i win no grandpa said whoever
00:46:19has
00:46:19the most christmas spirit gets the key including me and you can't exclude my darling daughter just
00:46:26because she's single mom stop calling me that tomorrow we have a bake-off and whoever bakes the best
00:46:36christmas cookies wins the house daddy what do you think about cookies
00:46:46your grandmother loved cookies
00:46:50i think it's a lovely idea fine deal how festive
00:46:55and you better bring tissues for when you sob over your homeless bitch mother
00:47:02well if you'll excuse us aunt moira i've got to go find a recipe to kick your ass
00:47:09but mom i can't bake i'm just a single loser
00:47:16pull yourself together we are gonna win that bake-off and get you the house even if we have to
00:47:22put
00:47:22gramps in the hospital do you want to put grams in the hospital no but i'll make damn sure that
00:47:28bell's
00:47:28cookies will
00:47:35you ready to bake christmas cookies for grandpa oh you think you can come into grandpa's kitchen after
00:47:42what you did to my daughter you got my fiancee arrested yeah well he was my fiance before you spread
00:47:48your legs
00:47:49you bitch do not touch my fiance
00:47:55whatever when grandpa tastes our cookies he'll know exactly who deserves the house the kitchen is taken
00:48:04you'll have to bake with the crack addicts under the bridge
00:48:10fine bye
00:48:17where are we gonna find the kitchen
00:48:20i want to save the house but really all i wanted to do is make cookies for grandpa's last christmas
00:48:26uh just give me a moment
00:48:33peterson i need you to find me an estate with a nice kitchen but sir it's the christmas holiday
00:48:41and we're in buffalo just find it when do you expect to move in 20 minutes
00:48:59i've never been to a royal estate before hey how long has the royal family had a place in upstate
00:49:03new
00:49:04york it's uh fairly recent um ah a bowl made but still moved it here you go i um gotta
00:49:19be honest i uh
00:49:20i've never baked before well it's time to learn
00:49:48my grandma used to bake with me every year
00:49:51do you love christmas
00:49:54so how come your family never did this with you
00:49:58my parents were always preoccupied with work
00:50:03my dad was um not around very much
00:50:07mine too
00:50:08is he not coming home for christmas no he he died a few years back
00:50:14so sorry my grandad died a few years back it must have been hard it suddenly became
00:50:21a very big responsibility i'm sure it was very hard for you as well
00:50:26not really i mean he really wasn't around much and it's not like he was a good person you know
00:50:33he
00:50:33lied to my mom a bunch and she gave him way too many chances so
00:50:37but that's why i have my rule lie to me and you're done great if i tell her i'm really
00:50:44a prince
00:50:44she'll never forgive me oh
00:50:48you missed a spot may i
00:51:10wait does she not like me
00:51:14look i want you to know i don't care who you are
00:51:18i don't
00:51:19i
00:51:19do you know
00:51:22say to my heart
00:51:27what a fall
00:51:28in love is christmas
00:51:30saturday that would be the greatest gift of all
00:51:34send me a nexus stock game to hang next to me on the wall
00:51:40saturday send me a love for christmas
00:51:44that would be the greatest gift of all
00:51:49can we take this to the royal bedroom yes
00:51:59bell i i i just can't quite yet
00:52:04wait what do you mean i can't sleep with her if i'm lying to her but if i tell her
00:52:10the truth we can
00:52:11lose her i know i i i i just can't
00:52:19you must not like me
00:52:23bell
00:52:25wait no it's it's fine um no it really i should get back to processing the cookies anyway so no
00:52:31it's
00:52:38okay
00:52:43this cookie can be just for grandpa
00:52:48yeah
00:52:58all right well the cookies need to cool before i can frost them so we should clean up
00:53:07look at their basic boring ass
00:53:12bitch cookies they should be grateful we're making their cookies a little bit better with some
00:53:18laxative
00:53:22gribble will poop his pants and blame it on bell
00:53:29i'm gonna go put the frosting on the cookies
00:53:38oh those are beautiful sweetheart they look delicious bell thank you
00:53:48what do we have here three-year-olds on tiktok could have made better cookies but they could never make
00:53:55an
00:53:55elaborate gingerbread house that was made by my perfect daughter for you you cannot compare
00:54:02this gingerbread mansion with basic dough turds
00:54:08how did they make that i don't think they did my goodness that's magnificent katie you must have
00:54:17worked days katie is absolutely exhausted from all of that gumdrop gluing but lack of sleep
00:54:24is a small price to pay for yuletide spirit very impressive house must have taken a lot of work
00:54:32but not from you because you purchased a house at a bakery
00:54:44how dare you accuse us of purchasing this from a bakery with a fake receipt it has your signature
00:54:53you use grandpa's credit card to buy the gingerbread house you're just stalling to prevent
00:54:59grandpa from trying bell's turd cookies you're right katie grandpa should try one
00:55:04because it's actually homemade all right yeah
00:55:10enjoy
00:55:13please it's like bottom shelf betty crocker actually it's grandma's recipe
00:55:19that way she can still be here even though she's gone you understood christmas spirit assignment
00:55:26perfectly bell i can't like her cookies more than mine he won't once he's hospitalized for dehydration
00:55:33go ahead dad take a bite why do i tell
00:55:48it tastes just like your grandmother
00:55:55why aren't the laxatives working maybe it takes a while for the drugs to start working what what to
00:56:00start working sugar levels we all know grandpa's sugar levels are so important by sugar levels
00:56:07do you mean the laxatives that you put on our cookie
00:56:11the only reason that grandpa is not sick right now is because we threw out that cookie
00:56:18we didn't do anything to your cookies well then why don't you give it a try i'll try your gross
00:56:26cookie
00:56:38what the world
00:56:47no
00:57:05oh
00:57:07that's right i didn't throw out that cookie i left it right here on this plate
00:57:12you're eating that cookie
00:57:16oh
00:57:17oh god
00:57:19oh
00:57:20oh
00:57:21oh
00:57:29okay you could have killed grandpa that wasn't me the laxatives were in your purse i saw them oh
00:57:35right another lie just like your gingerbread house i admit we bought the gingerbread house but i
00:57:40would never hurt you i would never hurt you grandpa i am disappointed in you katie with my heart
00:57:45condition i could have died of dehydration why isn't everything my fault it was bell bell
00:57:53didn't bring a fraudster into this house she didn't break all of my christmas gifts and she didn't put
00:57:59the plaques in the plaques in the cookies but i think you and your mother should go stay at a
00:58:08hotel
00:58:08but grandpa i enough of your shenanigans bell the key to the house is yours
00:58:18thank you grandpa all i wanted was a place for mom to live
00:58:30why is the queen calling in
00:58:32oh
00:58:34um
00:58:34um
00:58:37ah that's just a
00:58:39it's a little inside joke that i have between me and my mom
00:58:43just obsessed with the royal family i guess
00:58:48brb
00:58:50my mom
00:58:53why are you calling me you said you would leave me alone until new year's is that any way to
00:58:58talk to
00:58:58your mother henry since you bought an estate in the armpit of america
00:59:05stopped responding to peterson called off the guards and failed to send me any photographs
00:59:12i thought we'd spend christmas together and find out exactly what's going on no we can't spend
00:59:18christmas together i i'm in buffalo give me the phone yes we would love to invite your family for
00:59:28christmas henry's family is our family how is mom coming to christmas without everyone finding out
00:59:34she's the queen she'd like to speak with you
00:59:40glad somebody understands hospitality
00:59:46why is the royal caravan in our driveway also we're outside peterson gave us the address
01:00:02uh oh is is that the prince that would be my parents
01:00:09uh they uh they work for the royal family too oh as uh servants okay pardon me one moment
01:00:24i'll i'll be i'll be right back
01:00:33uh there you are what's going on henry i thought your girlfriend was an heiress this house is
01:00:41rather small um about that she's not an heiress uh she's a regular american
01:00:51a commoner an american henry are you trying to kill me what else aren't you telling me she doesn't
01:01:00know that i'm the prince or that you're the queen and king
01:01:06what in god's name does she think we are servants oh no henry where are you if she sees you
01:01:18dressed
01:01:18like this she will know i'm the prince please please go change i i like this girl please go go
01:01:28hey uh where are your parents they uh they needed a moment to freshen up a little let's go this
01:01:37way
01:01:40consider it my dear do you remember how dumb i was when i was his age when i was chasing
01:01:47after you
01:01:47i refuse to pose as a commoner besides what the devil would we wear
01:02:05happy holidays
01:02:12it's lovely to meet you well uh these are my parents vicki vicki and uh eddie
01:02:27thank you milady for your hospitality this must be the guest house
01:02:37she's pretty for an american i take that as a compliment mother something's not right
01:02:43i love your necklace so expensive for someone who cleans toilets for a living
01:02:51it was a gift from me lady the queen for cleaning flow so well yeah you know our floors are
01:03:00absolutely
01:03:00filthy you wouldn't mind cleaning them while you're here for us would you i normally don't speak to the
01:03:05help but i'll make an exception for you well aren't you a peach i'm ready to give them both the
01:03:12royal
01:03:13smackdown i think it's time to set the table would you would you like to help me vicki help what
01:03:18would
01:03:19you be willing to set our table just like you would for the royal family i mean i'd really like
01:03:25it
01:03:26she's never set a table before in her life she'll give herself away right governor
01:03:39wow
01:03:44i haven't seen such a beautiful table setting since my wife was alive cheers to new beginnings
01:03:54welcome vicki and eddie to our family
01:04:01americans are so loud and ew there's so much dairy in their food my arteries are clogging just
01:04:08looking at this oh don't be so stiff vicki i quite like it and look at our boy
01:04:16he's never looked happier
01:04:22we must be getting on
01:04:27you owe me
01:04:29i can drive you right now oh i insist that would be lovely we could use the time to get
01:04:38acquainted
01:04:40i hate her ever since we were little she's always gotten everything and now she gets the house don't
01:04:46you worry about this shitty house we are gonna get you a palace but how we're gonna follow those servants
01:04:54back to the royal estate and that you the prince
01:05:14oh my god it's the prince
01:05:21come to me my prince
01:05:24madam i am not the prince that's exactly what a secret prince would say
01:05:30i know a prince when i see one
01:05:32marry me make me your princess
01:05:34madam madam i am not madam madam madam
01:05:39please oh dear kitty what are you doing what does it look like i'm getting a prince
01:05:49bow to me bitches i'm your queen now my first act of business you're all fired that man is not
01:05:57a
01:05:57prince prince he's a servant what i i touched a servant
01:06:07i i tried to warn you madam
01:06:11bow can we a little chit chat inside for a moment is my mother going to give up my identity
01:06:20uh mother uh uh concert wait uh we have loads to prepare for for the christmas
01:06:28don't question my authority henry you must obey me
01:06:33oh the inside
01:06:38i'll fake for the family but i won't lie to her
01:06:43what's your plan with my son well i really like him but i can't be with him because of his
01:06:51job
01:06:52well his occupation does ask lots of him never enough to go round great so he's not just a
01:06:59prostitute he's a busy prostitute he's been through a lot since his grandfather died but it's a family
01:07:06business wait so him and his grandfather both had sex with people for a living what you think my
01:07:14henry and my beloved father are prostitutes wait but if he's not a prostitute then what is he
01:07:31oh don't uh don't have a conversation without me where are you talking about it well i was just
01:07:39inviting bell and a grandpa and a mom to the royal new year's ball the royal ball seriously yes
01:07:48that's when the prince will reveal his identity and stop his american shenanigans oh my gosh this is
01:07:56incredible grandpa's gonna be so excited god i can't wait to tell him oh i
01:08:07why are you just like a prince in the family portrait out with it henry well uh
01:08:16the royal family had us painted like royalty for our years of service okay
01:08:27i'm gonna go tell grandpa why did you invite her to the ball she'll know i'm the prince that's the
01:08:34point henry i would any woman not want to fall in love with a prince you think she loves me
01:08:41i'm not
01:08:42blind darling and if you love her you'll tell her the truth and stop lying but but what if i
01:08:49tell the
01:08:50truth and she doesn't forgive me it's a risk you'll have to take but if you don't tell her you're
01:08:57the
01:08:57prince before the ball i will
01:09:28everyone
01:09:29i've uh remember i'll get an invitation anyway
01:09:39oh merry christmas
01:09:42ah yes
01:09:46oh oh my gosh i'm so sorry i'm so clumsy excuse me ma'am do i know you no no
01:09:53no of course not but
01:09:55you know what you are so handsome i like you i'm pretty snap thank you
01:10:07time to go bag of prints
01:10:13hey babe you know that sex tape you have a you and bell
01:10:17i want everyone at the ball to know little miss perfect is a dirty little
01:10:21bitch did bell receive the gifts i sent over this morning what what gifts are you talking about
01:10:29come on this way we are here to dress the family for the royal ball with the exception of and
01:10:35i quote
01:10:36the trashy cousin no no absolutely not please you need to leave now these are orders of the queen
01:10:42this is not the way to be treating your royal stylist
01:10:46uh why is the royal stylist here
01:10:53who are these people this is quite normal for uh for uh try not to lie henry christmas present from
01:11:02the queen
01:11:04and why would the queen care about us because the queen is a very generous
01:11:12woman and bell listen your highness
01:11:17i mean henry we have to go back to the palace your mother needs you this way
01:11:23wait your highness okay henry what is going on why is everyone acting so weird these people are here
01:11:29to help you get ready i will explain everything at the ball i promise
01:11:43whatever happens tomorrow i want you to know that this is the best christmas i've ever had
01:11:51oh and i left you a gift
01:12:07what did he mean whatever happens
01:12:16wow
01:12:22sweetheart you look beautiful thank you
01:12:27dad want to have some champagne
01:12:37too bad your garage sale tiara doesn't cover your whore face
01:12:42what are you even doing here forget todd we came to bag katie a prince where is he i don't
01:12:50care about
01:12:50the prince i'm here to see henry oh did your fiance dump you again he's probably cheating on you
01:12:57and you're so used to being a cuck he's not cheating on me really then where is he
01:13:03he's busy working come on the guy takes secret phone calls and leaves all the time
01:13:09taken from me he's probably boning someone else henry did need to tell me something
01:13:16maybe they're right maybe there is someone else and after tonight he might see you a little
01:13:22differently what are you what are you talking about you'll see just wait for the show
01:13:29now let's go bag a prince for my little princess
01:13:39see that guy over there him of course he asked me to give you this slideshow to play
01:13:49if it's for the prince i guess it's okay
01:13:56god she's perfect i have to tell the truth before it's too late
01:14:03you look so beautiful bell um bell there isn't much time can we talk oh god he wants to talk
01:14:11because there's someone else
01:14:15i know that this was just a contract thing and i didn't mean to lie to you
01:14:20i can't believe this is happening to me again god i'm an idiot it's i'm fine okay i already know
01:14:30what you know how like i just i wish you told me that you were in love with somebody else
01:14:35before
01:14:36wait a second you you think i'm in love with someone else
01:14:40no there is no one else but you
01:14:46oh good because i am in love with you i love you too bill you know i haven't felt what
01:14:54family's
01:14:54supposed to feel like since grandma died but you brought that feeling back and you gave me the
01:15:00american christmas i always wanted well if there's no one else then what did you want to tell me
01:15:06i am i don't want to work for you i want to be with you but um i'm not the
01:15:13person i said that i was i'm
01:15:15actually your highness henry you have to go i have your jacket forgive me i i'm sorry your highness
01:15:25sorry what the hell is going on
01:15:34ladies and gentlemen please stand for his highness king edward of monrovia and her majesty queen victoria
01:16:01and for the first time publicly in the united states prince harold von monrovingham of monrovia
01:16:28oh my god he's a prince
01:16:34that's what he was trying to tell me he's the prince of monrovia i'm gonna faint
01:16:41i knew i like this kid i knew i like this kid he's the prince what the
01:16:46fuck he's the prince that means i asked the queen of monrovia just grab our toilets oh my god
01:16:55okay let her have her moment for now my name is prince harold von monrovingham but
01:17:04to just one person here i'm just henry
01:17:10you hid your identity why couldn't you just tell me i didn't know if i could find someone who
01:17:16would love me for me and not just my crown so you lied i know i lied but i didn't
01:17:23think that love
01:17:24was something that was possible for me until i met you and now i'm terrified that you'll never forgive
01:17:30me how could i ever trust you again i told you i hate liars and that's exactly why i wanted
01:17:38to
01:17:38make this public so that i could win you back oh will you will you marry me for real this
01:17:48time be my princess
01:17:54i i stop there's no way this is becoming princess can't those americans do anything normally this
01:18:05whoreface is trash and doesn't deserve to be royalty please katie stop you're embarrassing yourself
01:18:11the only thing embarrassing about this family is that little twat her old goody goody is an act she
01:18:19fooled your son and she doesn't deserve to be a princess what are you talking about enough with
01:18:24this american insanity my son was mid-proposal go on go on henry no attention to this commoner your
01:18:32majesty's about earlier i'm sorry sorry about what asking me to scrub your toilets we apologize your
01:18:40your highnesses but there's been a big misunderstanding no i understand who you are very well god
01:18:51get off me don't you want to know the truth about your future daughter-in-law she is a whore
01:18:57watch
01:18:58it there's nothing that you can say that can make me love bell any less you're a liar i have
01:19:04nothing to
01:19:04hide no apparently put it all out there remember that little video you took with todd i don't think he'll
01:19:13like it once he sees what trash you are that video is private what video henry what is she talking
01:19:20about now ask yourselves is this the kind of ho ho ho you want for a princess of your shitty
01:19:27country
01:19:38hit what the where's bill's sex tape well is that true don't listen to a word this lunatic has to
01:19:46say
01:19:47she assaulted me and has been stalking the prince all along he's lying just look at the video i gave
01:19:54it to
01:19:55the tech guy and i promptly took care of it enough this is nothing but a case of revenge porn
01:20:02now bow to
01:20:04the royal family and beg for forgiveness what
01:20:19please forgive me not just to me also to the future princess of monrovia what she isn't a princess not
01:20:28yet
01:20:29now bow your highness i bow i suppose that will do i know off to you to the police station
01:20:40guards
01:20:42please your highness oh forgive me it was just a joke oh a joke just when you assaulted my valet
01:20:50guards now how's that for being the old egg i'm calling my lawyer wait i should be the princess of
01:20:59monrovia me now where were we henry oh yes on one knee right
01:21:13well will you do me the honor being the wife of prince harold von monrovingham
01:21:26no
01:21:29i don't know i don't know who that is
01:21:35but i will marry henry
01:21:39but never lie to me again i promise i will never ever lie to you ever again my beautiful belle
01:21:47then i forgive you because i'm a prince no because you're you i don't need these presents this crown
01:21:55or the royal estate i just want you
01:22:07no kiss already that's an order
01:22:16to the future princess of monrovia princess belle
01:22:33oh these are quite comfy actually oh you know what i'll um i'll get started um this gift is for
01:22:43belle and it's a special token for the first time we've ever met is it another tiara
01:22:57it's better than a tiara oh for all the riches in my kingdom you're the greatest gift i've ever
01:23:06received
01:23:13i have the royal nappies your highness
01:23:16i have the royal nappies your highness thank you
01:23:22thank you